Game 78: Gamethread #2
by The Wizard on Jun 25, 2008 11:01 PM CDT
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BITCH! I BEAT YOU TO IT
SORRY, THAT’S THE BAD, BAD BASEBALL SORRY
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
THAT IS NOT CORRECT
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
OOOOHHHHMMMMM
NEW THREAD = BETTER PLAY
...THE CAPS COMMAND IT
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
back to more hits than errors. no worries--pablo is on the case.
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
IN OTHER NEWS
That just felt weird. But according to some hack from Rolling Stone, The Dark Knight is the greatest movie EVAH.
http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/16155928/review/21477208/the_dark_knight
IT DAMN WELL BETTER BE
IRON MAN CREATED HIGHER EXPECTATIONS FOR ME
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
well, take comfort in the fact it's filmed in chicago, which makes it 2 fucking thumbs up from the get-go.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHA, NO WORRIES THERE
IF ONLY I WAS AT UCLA, THERE’D BE A FAIR CHANCE WE’D GET A SNEAK OF THE MOVIE
MOST MOVIES WE GET A FREE SNEAK, THOUGH FOR THIS ONE, I’D PROB HAVE TO WAIT OVERNIGHT TO GET TIX
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
THE UCLA CAMPUS IS REALLY NICE
I WAS THERE FOR A “LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE”A FEW YEARS AGO, I ENJOYED THE AMBIENCE.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT WAS A PRETTY RAVE REVIEW
I AM OFFICIALLY PSYCHED
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
HEATH LEDGER WITH THE OSCAR NOD?
SO TO GET AHEAD IN HOLLYWOOD YOU EITHER HAVE TO PLAY GAY OR DIE.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
LET US NOT TALK OF SEAN PENN
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
APPARENTLY BOTH WERE REQUIRED IN THIS INSTANCE
I SMELL SOMBER EVENING
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
PERSONALLY I JUST HEAR THIS AS THOUGH I AM THAT GUY JAKOB WHATEVER THAT SUFFERED
FROM VOICE IMMODULATION
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
THAT IS ALSO EXCELLENT AND MOST APPROPRIATE
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
ALSO: REMIND ME NOT TO MAKE FUN OF PITCHERS IN THE "BRUSHING UP ON" SERIES FROM NOW ON
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
WELL OKAY I JUST DON'T WANT US TO LOSE MORE THAN NECESSARY
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
AAAA pitcher Eric Stultz
has the Sox stimied.
Get ready to cue Paul Simon…
“Slip slidin’ away,
Slip slidin’ away,
our 6.5 game lead
is sadly slip slidin’ away.”
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
back in 2005, i think it was, mac, jurko and harry used to play that everyday as i believe the indians crept closer at the end of the season.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I must confess to channel-switching over to the Schlubs earlier...
...and just in time to see Ryan Buckvich deliver his first pitch to “THE RIOT” who deposited said pitch into the right-center field basket.
Ah, the Buckvich era…good times.
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
OUR PAIN IS NOW THE ORIOLES PAIN
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Amazingly...someone wanted him
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
INSOFAR AS THEY WERE CONCERNED WITH LIMITING COST AND WANTED SOMEONE WITH EXPERIENCE I SUPPOSE THAT CONSTITUTES "WANT" IF YOU CHOOSE TO SEE IT
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Correction...someone wanted a warm body in their bullpen at a cheap price
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
IS THAT NOT MORE OR LESS WHAT I SAID?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
it is so much harder to read long comments in caps.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
SOMEONE FAILS AT THE INTERNETS
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
if you only knew. that is my day in a nutshell.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
ALLOW ME TO SUGGEST THERE IS A MORE APPROPRIATE IMAGE-TEXT COMBINATION
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
how about me putting money in my back pocket(which has a huge hole in it)?
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
That was Jim Edmonds who hit the homer.
Remember him?
THE 7 MAN PEN REALLY IS RIDIC
THE SOX HAVE TO GO TO EXTRA INNINGS FOR IT TO ACTUALLY PAY OFF
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
READY YOUR CAMERAS YOU SHEEP INNARD SWILLING HOSERS
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I'm guessing Juan is first-pitch swinging...wildly
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
MAN THE TORPEDO BOAT!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Hah!
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Can Paulie pinch hit and rip a 5-run dinger?
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
can his jersey?
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll take it over Juan
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
DIS GAME SUCK
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions
I'M GLAD I'M NOT ON RECAP DUTY TONIGHT
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Is it worth it?
Everyone take the night off and regroup for the rubber match tomorrow.
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
YEAH PROBABLY NOT
I’M NOT EXPECTING MUCH FROM CHEAT IF HE DOES DECIDE TO GO AHEAD. THIS HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY ANNOYING.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Sox Blow Game; Division Lead Slipping Away (end of transmission)
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
if wtgtd were to jump onto this thread, he might freakout from the modus operandi around here.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
UpPeR aNd LoWeR? I'tS aN aTtEnTiOn GeTtEr
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
BUT DIFFICULT TO READ
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
eSpEciALly If yOU aRe a KIDnaPper.
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
by Toonderstrook on Jun 25, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE BEGGING FOR A CAREER CASE
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
SoMeBoDy KiDnAp JuAn AnD pAbLo PlEaSe
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
NOT OFTEN YOU SEE A FACE LONGER THAN MY P
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Batters are grossed-out, swinging at bad pitches
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
Guillen to Ozuna, Wise and Uribe:
We’re adding a little something to this month’s contest. As you all know, first prize is a spot on the MLB club. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a bus ticket to Charlotte. Third prize is you’re fired.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 25, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions
the circle of life.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
TIME FOR CARLOS TO ALLAY COLIN’S FEARS
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
failure to so
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
HE RIPPED THAT BALL AT DEWITT EARLIER IF YOU WILL TAKE A STROLL DOWN SHORT TERM MEMORY LANE
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I WAS ASSUMING OUTS DIDN’T COUNT
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I LOOK AT BATTED BALL TYPES RATHER THAN EXPLICIT SUCCESSES
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
AS YOU SHOULD IT WAS A BAD ASSUMPTION ON MY PART
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I blame everything on the ghost of Kirby Puckett
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
WAT DID IT DO
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
THE ONE GHOST THAT THE GHOST OF LUIS TERRERO CAN’T BEAT AT ARM WRESTLING
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
luis terrero: "i'm not dead."
(mumbles: “why does everybody think that?”)
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
PERHAPS IT’S BEST THE RALLY CAPS DIDN’T WORK, I WOULDN’T WANT TO DO THIS EVERYTIME THE SOX ARE DOWN
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
wats happenning
to the cat
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
The world is going to eventually stop working
Because everyone will always be googling stupid shit all day.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah well it could be worse
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I could care less
I still have 5 more years of school, by the time the world implodes I’ll be glad it takes my loans with me.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 25, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
no, we'll all just work for goog.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Next 'Heroes' character
Predicts the future through his Google searches.
“What’s going to happen?”
“I see… a boat…. it’s going to sink. Fail, you might say.”
Both feet on the bandwagon.
4-hitter...good job guys...good job. Fer cripes sake.
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
DAT WAS UNCANNY
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
by IceColdFalstaff on Jun 25, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions
//segueway into a conversation about total recall and that chick with the third titty.
They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?
by MarketMaker on Jun 25, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
his last name backwards is almost sluts
...anything to make me happier about the game
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
But dude...I'll bet BA and Swish still hit the bars tonight! Woo!
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
gonna hit up saddle ranch on sunset
woot woot…floozies on a mechanical bull
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
it is actually like that
it’s actually kind of bizarre being there
to make it doubly wierd, when we went there our waitress hailed from the same hometown as two of us (Buffalo Grove)
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
that did not work gud.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
and i could of been watching the goddamn 700 Club
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 25, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions
Or Cinemax
"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)
on last night's broadcast, in response to a email question regarding solutions for global famine
Pat Robertson responded by saying…
“What Would Juan Uribe Do?”
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jun 25, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
PANIC!!!!
No more Flintstones sized chicken legs?? He’d starve.
BTW, the fact that there was an email question is very surprising to me. I would have thought the 700 club and their crowd would shun email – too high tech and too liberal.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
sometimes it doesn't work
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jun 25, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Off the bandwagon for now
The nice thing about bandwagons is you can get on and off them as you please!
Coffee is for closers.
yah, it's like those bus tours in the city
Once you buy the ticket, can get off anywhere and then hop right back on
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
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