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Game 79: Gamethread #2

Someone please post an alert on the current gamethread that there is a new gamethread open.

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don't think i won't cut you

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

with as hard as he's struggled finding the zone

it better be.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

shawn choke-on, anybody?

"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

by Toonderstrook on Jun 26, 2008 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm intrigued

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have that already.

it’s called Drakkar Noir. Spray some on and your chances of vaginal contact lower significantly.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jun 26, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

hi-yo!

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better market today for you?

Hope you were short everything except oil and gold.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't paying attention to RIMM

Loved the GLD, though.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i bet you weren't paying attention to your rim

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

And neither was she

Hi-Yo

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Jun 26, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

ba-zing!

i honestly didn’t get either of the last 2 comments.

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

i find the accompanying picture hilaaarious

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha yah

I nearly did a spit take after clicking the link…it was sent to me under the text of just link

by jeeves on Jun 26, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

They need to get that 10 second version out

Kinda ruins the heat of the moment, “Baby, I’m going to rock your world, just let me spray my dick real quick”

y’know, assuming people actually sounded like that

by jeeves on Jun 26, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You could let her do the spraying

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I said jokingly when discussing this before

I don’t know if i could trust the product in general, seems like so much could go wrong

by jeeves on Jun 26, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

wearing one right now.

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 27, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice outing by Danks...

but I am glad this one was at Dodger Stadium and not the Cell.

by SSH2005 on Jun 26, 2008 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

well...

Earlier I said I hoped he went at least six, it’s nice to get what you ask for.

"I'll bring the awesome." -The 'Swish'

by Hazymania on Jun 26, 2008 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

That's a big deuce

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Dodger Stadium, dude

but he has been hitting the ball hard of late. Just missed a HR last night too.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

What did Q's hit look like? Liner?

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

HBP!

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Carlos got wheels!

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

speed doesn't slump.

"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

by Toonderstrook on Jun 26, 2008 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

duuuude

my ghost runner so would have scored from second on that single

by jeeves on Jun 26, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

my ghost runner is an 80 speed

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

come one=come on.

come one, come all, i suppose.

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

This guy can't even grow his own hair? COME ON

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't put it on if your dick isn't dry

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jun 27, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

usually

but sometimes depending on who was up we’d give them the benefit of whom the ghost runner was covering for

by jeeves on Jun 26, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

*eleventy billion tool

fixed

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i comprehend about 500 million of them

so i am something more than mere mortal

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

lefties are insane

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes

based solely on how they wear their hats.

That explains C.C.

I believe in Harvey, Illinois

by Hazymania on Jun 26, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

as in screw-on hat.

not as in screw-on (or spray on) condoms.

also not as in ‘wu had a few bottles of wine and wants to get his screw-on’

by Trooper on Jun 26, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds like bullshit to me

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Gotta tell that one to the wife.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's my excuse.

"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

by Toonderstrook on Jun 26, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same hand to yank it?

Or are you ambidextrious?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

toonder's move is to give himself a 'stranger'.

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I swear, that is the funniest line I've ever heard.

I could not stop laughing for about a half hour straight. Same thing when I told it to my buddy the next morning.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

it is classic.

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's actually in his first slump of the year, imo

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

why are we swinging at the deuce anyway?

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

a lot of slumping right now

Swish and Crede and Messiah. Konerko’s out and Thome’s a PH. that’s a significant portion of the lineup.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very ugly.

Pitching, defense, health.

by ballyb on Jun 26, 2008 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

the only thing i can say that makes me feel better about the 2-run lead

is that andruw jones isn’t in the lineup. phew.

"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

by Toonderstrook on Jun 26, 2008 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

wat

can he do?

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jun 26, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

two on, one out

for SD

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jun 26, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know if the like the white sox lose and like minnesota wins to take the lead

i mean like this season is done for the sox

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

season done? for sox?

more like life on earth done. for all of us. :( :(

"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

by Toonderstrook on Jun 26, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't know

i just think its really funny, we’re not half-way into the season yet…

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i knew you were kidding, directing that comment to the others

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

the season actually ends as soon as the Twins take first

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that kinda like what i said dude

i’m no english majah tho

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought you meant figuratively. i was referring to an obscure rule in the rule book.

WHICH I READ BECAUSE YES I AM AN ENGLISH MAJOR. JUST STOP HATING ON ME FOR WHO I AM.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOUR GAY!

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

DON'T TELL MY PARENTS

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

THEY NO

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by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

have you seen the snl digital short where jonah hill is dating andy samberg's dad.

that is fucking hilarious. it’s on nbc.com.

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

haven't

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't find it, got a link?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Jun 26, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Found the link

Small world, we’ve been fucking!

Good one, MM.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Jun 26, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was uncomfortable

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by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

i ain't hatin' bro

i wish i was english major in college, would’ve gotten laid more. but i ain’t complaining. do you have to work with polish truck drivers too ; – )

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Jun 26, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

BILLS OF LADING ARE A TOTAL BITCH TO BE SURE

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I PLURALIZE AT MY LEISURE

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOUR GAYS!

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

did soulja boy ever actually say that on SSS

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, hence the copious references to it

He also complained of “Eastern European” truck drivers. You know, Polaks.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Jun 26, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, i admit i was being ignant yo

i mean they could’ve been like romanian

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was basically amazing

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite days on SSS

Oh sweet memories

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Jun 26, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, this is the guy that killed logic

quick i need a recipe for thai green curry

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

CAPS ARE A MATTER OF CONVENIENCE FOR ME. I HAVE TO ENTER EVERYTHING OUR SYSTEM IN CAPS, TO RELAY MY POINT TO EASTERN EUROPEAN TRUCKERS. YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND IF YOU HAVE NEVER WORKED WITH THEM. I HAVE TO HIT THIS CAP’S LOCK BUTTON TO RELAY SOME MESSAGES TO YOU FELLAS AS WELL.

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up actions 0 recs

IS THAT SO WELL IF TRUE I DARE SAY THOSE ARE SOME PECULIAR CIRCUMSTANCES TO SAY THE LEAST

dude, that was totally not swish you saw on rush street last night. swish was at home playing xbox.

by colintj on May 1, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up actions 0 recs

BILL OF LADINGS PRINT OUT SMALL CAPS ARE A STANDARD PRACTICE IN THE SHIPPING INDUSTRY. ESP, WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY.

by Where Triples Go to Die on May 1, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up actions 0 recs

by Ryno on Jun 26, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is gibberish.

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Jun 26, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would you

bring Danks back out for the seventh or trust the bullpen? I only have the game on Game Day. I see he’s thrown over a 100 pitches, but does he look strong enough to go back out? I don’t want a repeat of last Friday

by VAChisox on Jun 26, 2008 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

he struggled mightily today.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Is this Balmer?

Not used to getting punked by a Barksdale

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

come on coop! get your money's worth, baby!

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

no shit

i got thorndog, liney, and big boy in my line-up today

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

thorny has been lights out this season

he’s got the big fastball this year.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gave up a walk-off in Tampa.

Shoot him.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

well it either that

or he’s going to hunt you down. isn’t he the redneck with them big muttonchops (um, don’t know how to paste pics on here)

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawk is hilariously flabbergasted right now

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

what happened

I stepped out of the room for a second

by jeeves on Jun 26, 2008 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

someone set us up the bomb

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

to actually answer the question rather than refer to long out of date memes

The Dodger PH went around on a check swing that would have been strike three. This resulted in much gnashing of teeth on the Sox bench and up in the booth. Eventually Coop got run and the PH got a hit.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pierre determined to luck his way out of this

Phew.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

KAKOW BABY

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Me too!

Well, actually wait…

Zoom all the way out, rotate to overhead view….

There. Now I am at the park.

(I can’t afford good seats.)

by ReservoirDog on Jun 26, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

you guys have been going on about this all day

should i check it out?

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

might as well

kinda cool, though not all that much more useful than the 2d

by jeeves on Jun 26, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait, hasn't ssh bitched ozzie out yet

for putting dotel in yet?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Dotel is a good reliever...

You must have the wrong poster.

I agreed with Ozzie pulling Danks in this start.

by SSH2005 on Jun 26, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

my bad

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I BET HE'S RELEEVED TO HERE THAT

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by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

SP !?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW For those wondering what "kakow" is all about

Check it out right now

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Frisky Dingo is amazing.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ooooooh Man

Coop’s tantrum was awesome

by jeeves on Jun 26, 2008 4:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Wouldn't know - I'm always in balance.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must throw F-bombs in my office 8-10 times a day

Not toward anyone, usually directed to the computer/printer.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

lease? lease's are for poor people. i buy everything cash.

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

and i'm out.

and when i leave, come together like butt cheeks.

They're gonna give daddy the Rain Man suite, you dig that?

by MarketMaker on Jun 26, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was my point. Lease = poser.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey

Anybody know how the Cubs did?

;-)

I believe in Harvey, Illinois

by Hazymania on Jun 26, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes...the big let down...and the Sox pounce!

"We're gonna bring it all day, everyday...we're gonna keep grinding it out." - Nick Swisher (4/1/08)

by tailgater on Jun 26, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes they did.

Are we having fun with this yet?

I believe in Harvey, Illinois

by Hazymania on Jun 26, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait a minute. it sounds like you're saying it's nonsensical to take too much from any one game or series.

you’ll get lynched around here.

"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

by Toonderstrook on Jun 26, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you shaved your head lately?

Or just your hiney?

Series = serious when you have a razor in your hand, Lefty.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally disposed of the bodies, did you?

Wasn’t the smell beginning to bother you at all?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant more of my "downstairs"...

Gotta keep the boys trimmed up for the old lady.

by SSH2005 on Jun 26, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is entirely amusing

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aw, TMI

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by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's awfully rational of you

it shouldn’t leave you to think less of the Sox though. 3/162 is pretty small. it’s not even 2 percent of the season.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

man if we don't get two i'm going to be pissed

it’s just the way i am against the cubs.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way to screw us on another check swing, umpiring crew

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

For those that don't know what a rimjob is

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Nro-xZ7GgA

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Rim, fist,

you got it all going on, colin.

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by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a generational thing

we are the future, baby

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

and lucky for you, if anyone's going to legalize pot, it's going to be us

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Obama President already?

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by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

not my gen.

isn’t stopping everyone my age from wanting to get all over his ass JFK style. i’m decidedly more skeptical.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't you get chewed out in high school for calling someone a rimjob?

He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)

by whitesoxmatt on Jun 26, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha yeah

by “Don’t Give Me Your Lip” Curry. fuck that guy.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

that catchy fucking song is going to be the death of me

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

IT'S LOVE IT'S LOVE

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LOVE

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

oui

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

chris knox rules

check out his solo stuff and early tall dwarfs

kiwi!

by scott b on Jun 26, 2008 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i've heard good things about obscure kiwi shit

tall dwarfs specifically, iirc.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually dled stuff by the clean

haven’t listened to it yet though

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q and Dye have a chance to do the insuring

not such a bad thing.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

it's raining...and the sun is still out

confuses the hell out of me when that happens

by jeeves on Jun 26, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I love it when that happens

Then there’s a rainbow and a pot of gold. Unicorns come dance with me and we all dance around the great big fountain

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Jun 26, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

And then the uni BAzzles you in the azzle

At least, that’s what happens to me.

Don’t trust unicorns.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

SAVE SITUATION WHAT

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

i would like to see bobby strike somebody out

anybody, really.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd like to see the Sox win

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

by rhythm on Jun 26, 2008 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was thinking those things wouldn't be mutually exclusive.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice job by Jenks...

A strikeout every once and a while would be nice though.

by SSH2005 on Jun 26, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Series Win

I am in favor of this.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Can you recap the game Colin?

I’m around, but I didn’t see anything but the 9th

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jun 26, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I saw 5th - 9th and have mlb.tv

so yeah. i think i’m going to also do a “Is Minnesota actually good” post.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

are they the cubs?

no? easy fucking answer: they suck. cut and paste that.

i'm retired. don't reply to me. and get off my lawn.

by larry on Jun 26, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you are having a blast being "nice"

LOL.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes sir, mr larry sir.

and no i won’t be stepping foot in your yard any time soon.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

*sound of onlysoxfaninboston pissing on uncle larry's lawn*

;-)

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jun 26, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

if they win more than 86 games, i will

do something that i would not want to do.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

leave yourself an out

the twins are not a good team. but they have, for a variety of reasons, won more games than they should. not likely to continue over a full season. however, they have enough parts with which to play with if they decide to go for it. a trade or two to improve some of their black holes and they could be – what was that hawk? – dangerous.

i'm retired. don't reply to me. and get off my lawn.

by larry on Jun 26, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

what was it, 03

when they traded for stewart? they acquired rick reed one year – that didn’ t work out too well in the short term, though. they usually are more of the bargain basement waiver claims and so on types.

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by larry on Jun 26, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like to see Dank's workmanlike effort.

Struggled, but didn’t fold.

Pitching, defense, health.

by ballyb on Jun 26, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

that's why i like him so much

he’s ballsy, even when his stuff is off.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will be

But we’ll see if I end up getting fed up or not…some year’s I watch it all the way through some year’s I get irritated and do something productive

by jeeves on Jun 26, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know there are a couple draft threads on here.

I figure I’ll hang out in one of them and see if anyone else does any talking.

The lady is at work till 11 and I have no interest in moving from this spot.

I believe in Harvey, Illinois

by Hazymania on Jun 26, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're on blogabull right?

probably a better place to go. i’ve got about zero basketball knowledge. i’m up to speed on the new stats and all that, but scouting basketball players is completely beyond me.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I suggest you go to BlogaBull

It’s probably one of the first sites to blog specifically about a basketball team.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 26, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was honestly going to stick to one of the few that had been started here

But the overwhelming consensus seems to say blogabull, so I’ll head over there. I’m sure they’ll have a massive thread going.

I believe in Harvey, Illinois

by Hazymania on Jun 26, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey...ill stick here and chat about it.

"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

by Toonderstrook on Jun 26, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

go to the newest draft fanpost on the right?

"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

by Toonderstrook on Jun 26, 2008 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That works

I just joined blog a bull, but they tell me I can’t post for 24 hours.

SSS it is!

I believe in Harvey, Illinois

by Hazymania on Jun 26, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

I’d rather talk about it with y’all…I’m for the most part just a lurker on blogabull, cuz I typically go to a bar when i watch the bulls

by jeeves on Jun 26, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you're into trade rumors and scouting of all the other players

BaB is a good choice. If that shit bores you then I wouldn’t go there.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 26, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're asking them to do something they can't, evidently.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winnah!

Hey, Danks gets the rare credit for this one, he’s gonna have to buy the pen a cookie.

by Trooper on Jun 26, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Good day today!

Sox win, Bulls getting Rose, if only the Padres weren’t so terrible.

by Ozzie Montana on Jun 26, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Series!

In CA!

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jun 26, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah playing fairly well on the West Coast is good to see

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexei went 2-4? He looked terrible today!

The walks are what I like to see though.

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by colintj on Jun 26, 2008 5:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Better yet

a 2-0 victory! Raises our record to 3-9 when both teams score less than two runs. Nice W for Danks.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jun 26, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Twins win again...

Sox lead stays at a half a game.

Sean Marshall vs. Jose Contreras tomorrow.

An unknown lefty that the Sox have never seen before against the pitcher the Cubs just tanked. Ughhh…

by SSH2005 on Jun 26, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe they can pretend he is the same Sean Marshall of the Cubs that they faced each of the last two years

besides, 3rd lefty in a row, they should be hitting their groove just as the jetlag kicks in.

by Trooper on Jun 26, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Course that might not help them when he comes out throwing righty

mlb.com says Dempster vs Contreras. Marshall vs Buehrle sunday.

by Trooper on Jun 26, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

coop injured in argument with umpire; listed as day to day - owens to be called up?

and a PK update

By Mark Gonzales, 5:58 p.m.

LOS ANGELES – White Sox first baseman Paul Konerko could resume batting practice as soon as Saturday if his rehabilitation from a left oblique muscle strain continues to progress.

Konerko took swings off balls flipped to him Thursday, and he will take another round of flips and play catch Friday. He will be re-evaluated after taking batting practice Saturday. He is eligible to come off the 15-day disabled list Monday.

Pitching coach Don Cooper had his left hamstring heavily wrapped while lying on a training table after the Sox’s 2-0 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers. Cooper took plenty of good-natured ribbing from his players, but a couple were nice enough to bring him a plate of food.

"When you drink and eat and are out of shape, that’s what happens," manager Ozzie Guillen deadpanned.
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/06/injury-update.html

i'm retired. don't reply to me. and get off my lawn.

by larry on Jun 26, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

fantastic

Sox batters (apart from Ramirez) rubbish as usual, but we get the win, and 2 out of 3 is very good on the road non? I am now drinking some gorgeous French red wine with some Cheese and Biscuits to celebrate.

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jun 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

from behind the Dodger dugout...

...nice seats today provided by a certain g.m (not ours) w/ a much better result. a couple of obvious key moments—the Danks defensive gem that turned into a key DP, and JD’s game saver. Of course all of us sox fans wanted to see the replay on the big screen, but the infantile dodger policy is no repeats for the enemy. BTW, going to dodger stadium is a fascist experience to say the least. tell u where to park, where to walk, when to clap, when to boo… but still the nicest place in LA to spend a summer eve. Our hitters were sucky as usual (except for obvious exceptions), and if someone can tell me what the hell BA is still doing on this team, I’d appreciate it. A nice oofer and looking piss-poor while doing it. Crede also seems ready for a few t-ball sessions.

by RoyEgan on Jun 26, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

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