Game 81: Gamethread #3
by The Wizard on Jun 28, 2008 5:34 PM CDT
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I hate smarterchild
He wins Least Likely To Pass The Turing Test
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
1-2-3 baby!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
how about a 1-2-3 liney?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
needs some time in Charlotte
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i thave to say
i wasnt thrilled with him coming here.
/eats crow
Hottest Sox fan: Hephaestus, god of fire!
is the fox picture glitching for everybody?
by IceColdFalstaff on Jun 28, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, I was jiggling the antenna.
yes. (good to know, I haven’t had to touch it til this and was pissed about it)
Favorite non-game Cotts moment:
After the White Sox clinched the division Cotts was asked if he prefers beer or champagne; he answered, “Whiskey.”
Q used his Stanford brain
to calculate the optimum angle to minimize drag and maximize lift, given current local wind conditions.
Coffee is for closers.
pretty sure wind was blowing towards left...
so not much is my guess
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Also watching the video highlights
I feel bad for anyone watching this game. I could feel the dumbening of my brain.
horrified!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
YES
he put that powdered sugar on it
BOBBY!!!!!!!!!by IceColdFalstaff on Jun 28, 2008 5:58 PM CDT reply actions
sox win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Hottest Sox fan: Hephaestus, god of fire!
by thecip on Jun 28, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
awesome!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
pen came in, unzipped, and dropped it on the table
by thatshortkid on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
what a trade
best set up man in MLB, i reckon, even though I don’t know what I’m talking about
Sox fan from England, marching on together
I've been drinking red wine with
the mrs, and she actually got into the game which is a first as she hates sport. She fancies Carlos Quinten now.
pints will come tomorrow, sunday always the big drinking pints day
Sox fan from England, marching on together
Keep her away from Q's image
She will leave you just to get a whiff of his alluring scent.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you usually drink?
I miss drinking over there…
Also, American kids who don’t drink much or under the legal drinking age in the US (but not UK) are always caught off guard by the pints… amateurs
Don't think I ever had that over there
Looks like I’m going to have to go back…
your in Leeds right?
Hacker Pschor Weisse for me today
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
technically, he was signed as a free agent
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
It's not fair when the Cubs can't steal signs.
Let’s get another prime time sweep tomorrow!
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jun 28, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions
hahaha
Thats awesome.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he's just trying to be like that Cardinal guy
that flicked off LaRussa from the bullpen
Classy maneuver for certain.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
That was so funny
Imagine what the guys in the broadcast booth were say
cut to 2!! cut to 2!!!
“The cubs are a classier team bro”
I think he was flipping me off.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 28, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
i had tickets to fridays game
sold them to a cubs fan.
ruled.
Hottest Sox fan: Hephaestus, god of fire!
That guy got effed in the a.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Damnit, I want to go to tomorrow's game now.
The alternative isn’t bad though. Drinking at Wrigleyville is solid to very solid.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
typical
I would have never imagined coming from you.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 28, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I had a choice between these three games
I thought you know their is a good chance that they will be up for the sweep sunday… glad I made that right choice, especially with the way Mark has been pitching
alexei and family
http://cubanosinfronteras.blogspot.com/2007/09/alexei-ramrez-jura-que-no-es-un.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
“9 months ago: Cuban baseball player Alexei Ramirez, center right, sits with his wife Mildred, left, daughter Alexa, bottom left, and son Alexei, right, before a press conference in Santo Domingo, Thursday, Sept. 20, 2007. Ramirez said he is not a deserter and decided to remain in the Dominican Republic to be with his Dominican wife and children.”
http://www.daylife.com/photo/07O34Hj7kr1P9
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
so there's alexei, alexa and now alexi
I bet the 2nd son’s is named alex and the 2nd daughter alexea
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Milfdred is good for another 3-4 kids, easy.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 28, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, she is Dominican after all
;-)
(I’m not even sure what that’s supposed to mean, but it seemed funny)
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
does your wife know of your milf ogling habits?
do I need to place a call to FL?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Do you have a telephone?
Yes, I have been castigagted. Still standing.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
telephone?
yes, I think there’s one upstairs
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I think so
anyway, I’ll call collect
I haven’t got my allowance yet
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
nice site
http://www.daylife.com/topic/Alexei_Ramirez
news, photos, quotes
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
quote
The same thing that’s been said here was also said in Cuba, that I’m thin, wiry … Look, at my family, we don’t have overweight people. My build is my build. I’d like to put on some weight, naturally. But if I don’t and I keep hitting and playing the way I’m playing, I’d be happy the way I am.
and I’m happy the way you are Alexei!!
Sox fan from England, marching on together
This is why I still come to this board.
Stuff I would never see anywhere else.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 28, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
BCB may have quantity, but they are a pretty droll bunch
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
in fact i suspect
your use of the word ‘droll’ is incorrect in this instance, look it up, remember we invented this shit.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
sorry
I don’t understand what point you are trying to make here.
please explain
many thanks
Sox fan from England, marching on together
he's saying you're a wanker and your mom is a terrible lay
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
you are correct. i was going for sarcastic but fucked up the wording pretty thoroughly.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Droll means that they are actually witty, like very dry humor
And 1500 comments of “Yay D Lee, I hate Hawk Harrelson, Don’t be a negative ninny” ain’t witty by any stretch. Shit, I look like Larry David compared to them.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I fucked up my sarcasm.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
WELL FUCK YOU OM HOW ABOUT THAT
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
My Brew Crew fan buddy
Who’s living in Alaska just drunk dialed me to inform me of this…
I’ve actually always kinda liked the Brewers…
I've always had a soft spot for Milwaukee
Probably my favorite Midwest city to visit outside of Chicago.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Me too
Not to mention this guy (who called) me has been my best friend since 2nd grade and our families took us too sox and brew crew games respectively
Plus tailgating at that stadium is alot of fun, I spent a wild post prom at that place
er day after prom
whatever the fuck its called, I was never into the dances really… I just liked the parties after
BCB
Would have you believe the Cubs handed us this win…. douchebags. You guys lost, your not good on the road. Suck it up.
“But… But.. But.. this is our year bro”
BRAH CUBS ARE GONNA WIN IT THIS YEAR BRAH
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
My friend
Who’s a cubs fan told me
“The offense is so good we don’t need pitching”
I said really? Tell that to last years white sox team.
I assume you mean '06
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
free is by far my favorite price to pay
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
you're totally forgiven for pretending '07 never happened
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Remembering last season is like self-mortification.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
i vaguely recall some guy named Darin Erstad
frolicking briefly on screen like a tiny supernova that could dance, before inevitably fading into nothingness before my eyes.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
They may or may not be grinders commonly used by gentlemen of the herb.
Or so I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend. Or not.
ha. that same thought ran across my mind,
because i saw picture of one by way of a friend of a friend who was doing a social experiment or something.
no more questions.
none of you are cops, right? because if you are, you have to tell me.
Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
by MarketMaker on Jun 29, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
So good in fact
That they left 10 RISP and struck out 14 times.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The thing thats scary
Is he only became a big cubs fan about 5 years ago, before he just liked the Card, The Sox and the Cubs equally. He also played baseball all his life…
but the longer he’s been on there side the more “cubisms” he’s dropped.
Ahh well at least he was giving me beers…. always fun to be the only sox fan at a party when they are winning haha
don't we average like 10 RISPLOB per game?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Yeah that's the charm of the Sox
We may score 10 runs! We may be stymied by random left handers! You just never know LoLz!
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
MOTOWN FUN.....
Rockies just put up a 4 spot on Tigers in the top of the ninth (yeah Todd Jones)....runners at 2nd and 3rd…Jones was just yanked…oh, and Magglio left with an injury early.
The matchup is definitely favorable
Are the Cubs aware pitchers can be efficient?
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
the twins defected to the NL West and now lead their division by 4 games
"Our pitchers weren’t especially happy to hear that they now have to hit," said Twins pitching coach Rick Anderson. "Most of them haven’t held a bat since Little League, and after what happened to [Yankees pitcher] Chien-Ming Wang in Houston, they sure weren’t too keen on running the bases, either. But when Joe told them about road trips to L.A. and how they can probably hook up with Alyssa Milano, they changed their tune."
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Just like in high school
Where after every big test there was always chance for extra credit if you brought in cans of soup or old coats.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 28, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
...why is it that I don't remember the Sox being below .500?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i don't want to alarm anyone, or shake up the status quo
but the twins lost today. i repeat, the twins lost today.
that is all.
Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
gosh! don't you know the season is 162 games long? who cares what happens in one single game!
why doesn’t everyone just meditate until october and then we can all come back and reflect?
replete with beverage distribution and hookah
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i told you that was a friend of mine's. i don't do that stuff.
Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
by MarketMaker on Jun 29, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Cheese it, theyre onto you!!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 29, 2008 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
//sound of car starting, then peeling away.
Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
thanks, wu. it was fun while it lasted.
unfortunately, my other sports nation blog’ editor didn’t find it as enjoyable. i’ll try this on for size and see how far this gets me. i love about a dozen lines out of baldwin’s rant, but every one of them has some questionable language.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
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