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Gotta be to AJ
Isn’t that who everyone flicks off?
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on Jun 29, 2008 10:33 AM CDT 0 recs
Bro
The Cubs are the classier team bro… left field sucks bro… chicks are hotter at wrigley bro
by 815Sox on Jun 29, 2008 10:45 AM CDT 0 recs
Bro
The away bullpen is in right field.
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on
Jun 29, 2008 11:08 AM CDT
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lol
My buddy’s dad used to drink those by the case, daily.
Needless to say he’s no longer with us.
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on
Jun 29, 2008 11:11 AM CDT
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Hey Hazy...
I saw your post a couple of days ago about doing a tour in Berlin and I was going to respond then, but the thread was pretty much dead by the time I was reading… Was the tour guide an old British soldier who talked about riding a bike across the top of the Berlin wall? If so, I went on that tour as well, probably one of the most interesting things I did in an entire month in Europe (helps that Berlin is an interesting city)
by CatBrains on
Jun 29, 2008 2:12 PM CDT
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He was an old British soldier
Though I don’t remember anything about a bike on the wall.
He was a bigger fella, went by Nigel if I recall correctly.
The tour group was called Insider Tours?
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on
Jun 29, 2008 2:34 PM CDT
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Hmm... don't recall the name of the tour
Can’t imagine there are too many old British soldiers giving tours in Berlin though.
by CatBrains on
Jun 29, 2008 2:41 PM CDT
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But they are the Chicago White Sux!!! hahaha I'm so funny
See, I’ve never understood the sentiment that the Cubs have hotter fans. Why does that matter? Don’t they all live in the same fucking city? So, doesn’t everyone have equal chance at trying to dry hump someone at Rush and Division, buying her a gyro at Mr. Greeks, then praying she is coherent enough to give you some jollies?
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 29, 2008 11:19 AM CDT 0 recs
please help
what is a gyro? what are jollies
many thanks
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Jun 29, 2008 11:23 AM CDT
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re: gyro
Gyros or gyro (pronounced /ˈjɪəroʊ/ or /ˈdʒaɪroʊ/, Greek: γύρος “turn”) is a Greek fast food;. It is a kind of meat roasted on a vertical rotisserie. By extension, gyros may refer to the pita sandwich it is often served in, with various salads and sauces. The most common fillings are tomato, onions, and tzatziki sauce. French fries are a common side dish. Sometimes the name is applied to the form of the sandwich (pita wrapped around filling) rather than to the filling itself, and sometimes the name “souvlaki” is applied to the sandwich.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyros
now I’m hungry…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Jun 29, 2008 11:29 AM CDT
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we call them
Donner Kebabs
disgusting!! food you eat when you have had too much to drink, maybe yours taste better, we always have ours with lots of hot chilli pepper sauce.
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Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Jun 29, 2008 11:35 AM CDT
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if the gyro meat is of good quality
and served in a pita flatbread with tomato, tzatziki sause, and onions it’s too damn delicious
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by The Wizard on
Jun 29, 2008 11:38 AM CDT
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Brits eat weird food...
one of the reasons I am sure we branched off.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Jun 29, 2008 2:18 PM CDT
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Nothing to do with taxes and a lack of representation.
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on
Jun 29, 2008 2:35 PM CDT
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Nope
the bad food and warm beer.
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Jun 30, 2008 12:35 AM CDT
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Pita bread with delicious combination lamb / something else meat, cucumber sauce, onion and crappy lettuce
Jollies = blowing your load through sex of any type; oral, vaginal, anal, hand job, tittie fucking, etc.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on
Jun 29, 2008 11:30 AM CDT
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google offer a combination of the two
http://images.google.com/images?q=gyro
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by The Wizard on
Jun 29, 2008 12:29 PM CDT
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Since I'm bored and studying makes me die inside

If you get drunk and are between the ages of 18-25 in Chicago, chances are you go to Greektown at 2 am to eat this, only to vomit the majority of it, give it to a homeless man, or drop it on the floor.
by Ozzie Montana on
Jun 29, 2008 11:33 AM CDT
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and its about as close to a doner kebab as you can get in the states
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on
Jun 29, 2008 11:34 AM CDT
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We have kebab shops
all over Leeds, literally 100s, you just have the one?
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Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Jun 29, 2008 11:48 AM CDT
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No, there are more than one
Greektown is just a location where there are a bunch of Greek restaurants and whatnot, like an ethnic neighborhood that became a tourist attraction.
by Ozzie Montana on
Jun 29, 2008 11:49 AM CDT
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some are nice if the meat looks good
and you have had a few pints can be OK I guess. I don’t like to eat so late mind.
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by hoodlight on
Jun 29, 2008 11:55 AM CDT
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Kebabs
Are middle eastern, not greek.
Kebab is different from a gyro.
Supposedly eastern Canada has alot of kebab shops.
Chicago not so much.. but there are tons of Gyro shops…
by 815Sox on
Jun 29, 2008 12:54 PM CDT
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you think the only place to figure out kebabs was the middle east?
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by larry on
Jun 29, 2008 12:56 PM CDT
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no
Anyone could have figured them out, doesn’t change the fact that they are middle eastern in origin. Just like a gyro is techincally greek
by 815Sox on
Jun 29, 2008 1:20 PM CDT
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I thought he was talking about gyros, but I fail at reading comprehension
The best kebab places IMO are on Devon, gyros you can get a decent one pretty much anywhere in Chicago. I’m sure kebabs are a common dish anywhere, but I think you find the best ones in areas of high Indian/Pakistani population.
by Ozzie Montana on
Jun 29, 2008 12:57 PM CDT
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Fuck it
I know what I’m getting for lunch tomm (if I’m not too hungover, I don’t plan on getting too crazy tonight though)
by 815Sox on
Jun 29, 2008 1:21 PM CDT
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I've been to Greece on my holidays
saw lots of shops selling kebabs, didn’t see one selling a ‘gyro’. Must be a US thing.
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Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Jun 29, 2008 1:33 PM CDT
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are you sure it was greece?
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by The Wizard on
Jun 29, 2008 1:44 PM CDT
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The Kebab stands in Berlin are run mostly by the Turkish population there.
Turkey and Greece are what we call “very close to each other”
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on
Jun 29, 2008 1:43 PM CDT
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very friendly!
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by The Wizard on
Jun 29, 2008 1:44 PM CDT
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haha
they don’t have to like each other to enjoy each other’s portable foods!
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on
Jun 29, 2008 2:04 PM CDT
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mmmmm
although this jimmy john’s sub i got coming to me is going to be tasty as well… In your opinions, where is the best place to go in the city/burbs for a gyro?
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Jun 29, 2008 2:20 PM CDT
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Italian Express is pretty damn good
Kostas in Greektown is another to check out. Don’t know too much about suburban fare other than the typical cookie cutter restaurants.
by Ozzie Montana on
Jun 29, 2008 3:42 PM CDT
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growing up in downers grove i used to go to gyros king at ogden and main street. i remember the gyros and cheese fries being really good there.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Jun 29, 2008 4:06 PM CDT
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deal-wise you can't beat mr. gyros on division and clark. 2 gyros for like $6. nobody can eat that and stay hungry.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Jun 29, 2008 4:07 PM CDT
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Thanks guys I will check these all out
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Jun 30, 2008 12:32 AM CDT
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Well put
I’ve had the pleasure of witnessing this phenomenon not only in Chicago but Oakland (1/4 lb. Giant Burger) and Berkeley (with crappy burritos near campus) as well.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on
Jun 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT
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Somewhat like a Doner/Kebab
I actually like Kebabs more
by 815Sox on
Jun 29, 2008 11:35 AM CDT
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Me too
Or shawarma. Definitely go to King Kabob or Usmania on Devon for both.
by Ozzie Montana on
Jun 29, 2008 11:37 AM CDT
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Only been to Usmania
Gonna have to try King Kabob..
by 815Sox on
Jun 29, 2008 11:42 AM CDT
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Of course!
Stupid suburban existence, to the city I shall go to feed my kebab-less life!
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on
Jun 29, 2008 11:50 AM CDT
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sheltered existence. you have barely touched the surface!
Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
by MarketMaker on
Jun 29, 2008 12:17 PM CDT
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Nah
I had them all the time when I was in Germany, but since coming back I haven’t really been into the city, so it didn’t even occur to me that I could find some decent kebabs.
Clearly it makes sense in hindsight.
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on
Jun 29, 2008 12:21 PM CDT
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Best Kebab I had in Europe
Was in Italy surprisingly (or maybe not, they take food serious over there)
by 815Sox on
Jun 29, 2008 12:48 PM CDT
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i contend the best ones are to be had in berlin
higher/longer established turkish population cooking for a western audience, or something. the ones i had elsewhere wouldn’t measure up to the ones i’d get when i got back. i dunno if it was just bread style, spice mix, or what.
shark doner just off of the hackescher markt stop is a good one, as well as the little stands off of where i’d take the s2 for work.
i hate you guys. now i’m starving and want a doner.
by thatshortkid on
Jun 29, 2008 3:34 PM CDT
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Pretty sure I ate at Shark my last day before heading over to the TV Tower.
Damn I miss that city.
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on
Jun 30, 2008 10:41 AM CDT
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jollies
you get your jollies when you bust a nut
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on
Jun 29, 2008 11:59 AM CDT
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On the lines of classy......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1oGqLZW7yg&eurl=http://deadspin.com/
Read the description first though.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 29, 2008 11:57 AM CDT 0 recs
?
was that Thome guy hitting another Sox fan?
that was confusing
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on
Jun 29, 2008 12:04 PM CDT
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Seems like the guy was trash talking with the Thome guy for some reason
And apparently said some stuff about his family. So, everyone went berserk on him.
by Ozzie Montana on
Jun 29, 2008 12:10 PM CDT
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a little self policing I guess?
Weirdest fight I ever saw at the Cell was in the parking lot
Basically some middle age women went off on this drunk dude for peeing on her van. I couldn’t tell what was going on….
it seemed like the ladies family didn’t know what to do about her…
by far not the worst… just the weirdest
by 815Sox on
Jun 29, 2008 1:00 PM CDT
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Matchup: Cubs (49-32) at White Sox (45-35), 7:05 p.m. CT
Probable Starters: Sean Marshall (13 1/3 IP, 5.40 RA, 1.73 WHIP, 12 K) vs. Mark Buehrle (104 2/3, 4.56, 1.31, 57)
Pythagorean Record: Chicago, 50-31 (442 RS, 344 RA); Chicago, 48-32 (391 RS, 310 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Chicago, #2; Chicago, #4
Prospectus: As of today’s game, the Cubs are 16-22 on the road, against their impressive 33-10 mark at home, and much has been made of that. However, it’s worth noting that the team from the other side of Chicago has the same problem: the White Sox are 26-11 at U.S. Cellular, but 19-24 outside of their home confines. The pitching has been consistent, with opponents hitting .233/.295/.375 in Chicago and .257/.319/.386 outside of it, but the lineup has been a different story. The White Sox are hitting .278/.355/.483 at home, which kind of makes you wonder how Chicago is only 26-11 there, given their pitching line, and they’ve hit a much more average .253/.323/.400 in the opposition’s parks. There must be something in the air of their home city though, as the team hit .283/.333/.472 during its visits to Wrigley.
This split in effectiveness has put the White Sox at a very average .259 team EqA, despite their domination at the plate while playing on their home turf. One of the most significant differences has been in third baseman Joe Crede; he’s destroyed the ball at home with a ridiculous .281/.360/.620 line, but his bat goes limp on the road, as he’s slugging just .408 with a bland .146 ISO. It isn’t just a difference in homers though—Crede’s hit nine at U.S. Cellular and five on the road, but he’s also lost out on some doubles. A dead-pull hitter when it comes to his power output, the right-handed Crede has hit 10 of his 11 doubles at home to left, and just four doubles total on the road. You can see how lumped together his power numbers are in this Hit Chart from MLB.com:
Crede
He rarely hits anything to the right side, even singles, and he hasn’t been able to take advantage of other park’s left-field wall like he does the one at home. Since Crede typically hits poorly on the road relative to his home stats—just .267/.305/.450 with a homer every 22 at-bats since 2006—the White Sox shouldn’t be expecting this issue to resolve itself with more plate appearances.
[i don’t know how to get the hit chart to show up but i think the gist is there]
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by larry on Jun 29, 2008 12:14 PM CDT 0 recs
seems like we've talked about crede's polar splits before, no? the difference between comiskey and away parks isn't quite that egregious, is it?
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by MarketMaker on
Jun 29, 2008 1:26 PM CDT
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That difference is just flat out freaky.
Heads games aside they need to improve that shit.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on
Jun 29, 2008 3:32 PM CDT
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for those of you wondering what's happening on the forefront of baseball research
SABR 38 is occurring here is lovely cleveland. HBT has a link to people giving recaps but this one is particularly interesting regarding the effect of steroids on runs created.
http://thepastime.net/2008/06/27/sabr-38-day-two-steroid-statistics-and-does-cleveland-really-rock/
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/blog_article/sabr-report/
don't reply to me if you have four numbers in a row in your name or the same letter beginning and ending your name. and quit hitting your ball into my backyard.
by larry on Jun 29, 2008 12:36 PM CDT 0 recs
what is the world coming to?
banning underboobs in vegas?
As Kaboodle sagely noted: “Who books a burlesque weekend at a hotel that’s not allowed to show underboobs?”http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/news/story.html?id=11856b51-3198-4720-ac50-c5795a4cdfb8
saw it in http://deadspin.com/5020542/to-watch-tonight
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jun 29, 2008 12:51 PM CDT 0 recs
no underboobs? what is this world coming to? next thing you know, they'll be telling us no more sideboobs. that's when i fly off the handle.
Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
by MarketMaker on
Jun 29, 2008 1:28 PM CDT
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Nice
I prefer overboobs myself, but I understand the love of sideboobs.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on
Jun 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT
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i thought overboobs were simply called cleavage, but whatever.
the important thing is we all love titties. well, except colin. (he’s a little bit light in the loafers, if you know what i mean.)
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Jun 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT
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are you saying i wear lifts?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on
Jun 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT
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well, let's put it all on the table. how tall are you, really? every time i read a comment of yours, it's coming from a different height. frankly, i've had enough.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Jun 29, 2008 6:42 PM CDT
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you just can't handle the way i roll. it touches you in places that you wish you didn't have.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on
Jun 29, 2008 6:47 PM CDT
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i need an adult!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Jun 29, 2008 7:08 PM CDT
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Go Rockies
3 -2 up on the Tigers bases loaded no one out
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jun 29, 2008 1:02 PM CDT 0 recs
whoops
don't reply to me if you have four numbers in a row in your name or the same letter beginning and ending your name. and quit hitting your ball into my backyard.
by larry on
Jun 29, 2008 1:04 PM CDT
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indeed
wasted a good opportunity there
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Jun 29, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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Too soon for the obligatory "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on
Jun 29, 2008 3:09 PM CDT
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seems to me that spain is outplaying the germans
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by The Wizard on Jun 29, 2008 2:12 PM CDT 0 recs
Spain 1 -0
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Jun 29, 2008 2:18 PM CDT
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nice goal
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by The Wizard on
Jun 29, 2008 2:20 PM CDT
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this ballgame is ovah!
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