Game 83: Gamethread #2
by The Wizard on Jun 30, 2008 8:15 PM CDT
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Q! with the spiderman jump!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Just got here
So it’s like my first one of the day, makes me sad wondering what grandiose statements I missed and am too lazy to check out.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Gavin
is awesome!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jun 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
Everyone else really like Buehrle's Swish poster?
These guys are some characters, I tells ya.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Swisher looks like a clubhouse cancer supressor
My dad enjoyed their Captain Morgan stance, even though he thought they were trying to be like Captain Jack Sparrow.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow you think you might want to bring in an RHBP?
ha!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
4 tough SPs for us to face over the next 6
Lee, Sabathia, Duchscherer, Harden
he hasn't faced a good hitting team since the Tigers and before that was the Rangers
I’ll figure out more tomorrow
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
in total wins? yes.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
iseewhatyoudidthere.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
What the fuck was that swing by Toby?
Happy Gilmore style?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
In the #2 spot!
I guess he officially is out of the Guillen doghouse.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
that's quite a downer
I was ready to wax poetic about Q
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
q!'s season flashed before my eyes, there.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
scared the hell out of me
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
his hand went down awkwardly.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
gavin working on getting that k rate up.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
beat me to that one.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Helluva bite
There was a piece in the NYT yesterday where Hawk was quoted – it was an article about 1968, low ERA’s etc. – and Hawk compared the sound of a curve to a dentist’s drill (because the sewams were raised higher on a ball compared to today’s).
Floyd’s looks like it can be heard, not just seen.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
that was an unbelievable deuce from Gavin there
he loves it tight
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
He, like yours truly, learned from BA
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
How did that conversation go?
“Like, imagine you were gonna throw that deuce into a honey. You wouldn’t want it all wild and shit, would you? The honey’s like it tight.”
In the most important baseball series EVAH
Those spunky Rays up 5-2.
BUT WOULD YOU PICK THEM TO WIN THE FACKIN TITLE YOU FACKIN QUEEAH.
Got it on the tube
Actually have some Rays fans in the seats tonight.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
We are seeing some creativity around the first base bag.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
a little different than paulie's glove it only if it's within reach without moving.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
beautiful play. run saving probably.
we have an outstanding defense right now
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Paulie didn't know you were allowed to do those things.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
K K K K K K K
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
gavin pitching like a racist.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Point me to a day?
That’s a lot of thread to look through.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
search box!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I think it was the day PR showed up
She commented on something offensive, said she was a girl, and SSH responded with ‘pussy pussy pussy’. I assume thats what WU was referring to.
why
is something wrong
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
you're the resident guilt inducing female
your mere presence reins in the would be chauvinists that traverse SSS
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
why are
you blaming me.
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions
no blame. you're keeping these mooks in line.
bunch a degenerates we’ve got around here.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
ha
colin it’ll ne ok
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
IT HAD BETTER BE
I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO FLIP OUT ON A BITCH
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Don't EVAH run off the field, Gavin!
Saunter like Jonny G.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
you suck at knowing what is and is not Chicago tough
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
How many years you put up in the city, kid?
Talk to me when you’re over 30.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
he's such a bitch!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
people have been quite verbose about the degree to which he keeps it real, gentlemen.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
If anyone wants to watch batting practice in a real game...
tune into the top of the 9th on ESPN. Mark Mulder looks like he’s going to come in and pitch an inning….
From FJM
Sean (New Lenox, IL): Don’t the standings alone speak for themselves? The best team in baseball so far is the team with the best record playing in one of the toughest divisions. That team is the Rays.
Jayson Stark: Good segueway!
I enjoy when MSM folk make themselves look like fools
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Obviously you are right...
but in the Rays case, having played the toughest schedule by far, it actually might be a pretty good indicator.
I was pointing more to Stark's comment
“segueway” made me crack up
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I assume you read the Joe Morgan chat as well
ESPN has the worst interns ever.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
only as much is on FJM
I’m not an insider unfortunately…or fortunately?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I meant to add
that was one of the worst jobs of typing I have seen in a long time
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Foxsports has them #1 in their Power Rankings
so it isn’t a stretch to say it.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Damn I wish there was an edit button
Sean (New Lenox, IL): Don’t the standings alone speak for themselves? The best team in baseball so far is the team with the best record playing in one of the toughest divisions. That team is the Rays.
Jayson Stark: Good segueway!
I enjoy when MSM folk make themselves look like fools…see bold
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
8-2 makes it unneccessary
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
In honor of the new (crappy, I assume) movie
Missed it by that much
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I didn't think he got all of it
Must be a helluva jet stream to left-center.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Q can't win them all?
This is news to me
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
the fact of the matter is he CAN win them all
he just chooses not to, to make things fairer to those less godly than him
/chuck norris-ism
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I think Q and Thome are still dialed in. JD having a tougher time of it.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Sometimes its Rush, sometimes its Belmont
/fails to utilize standardized Seinfeld reference
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
unnhhh. he stopped short.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
hey assman!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Might be about time to check in on Lets Go Tribe...
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
OC to Jhonny:
It’s MY Gold Glove, dammit. Hit all the goddamn doubles you want.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
no sir I don't like it
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
6 innings of gavin followed by 3 innings of magic?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
oh yes
it’s gone the way of the hidden ball trick
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Hoping to hit him in the head and knock him unconscious before he could reach 2B?
That strategy might cut down on the number of SBs….
by hitlesswonder on Jun 30, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
gavin's curve is vicious today. too bad he's giving up runs.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Aw, I don't like this
And the Rays (with a BoSux catwalk-aided double) are beginning to choke their lead in the 9th.
Did I say I loved this game?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
K K K K K K K K K K
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
oh
BB BB
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
gavin holding his own klan meeting on the mound.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
back it up, back it up…..beep, beep, beep…
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
In baseball statistics, a quality start is awarded to a starting pitcher who completes at least six innings and permits no more than three earned runs.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality_start
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
but I included a URL
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
By defenition
A pitcher gets credit for a quality start any time he allows three earned runs or less in a start that lasts at least six innings.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Swish is feeling it I tell you
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Are you kidding me
The post homer celebrations are totally worth it.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I read that 'porn homer celebrations'
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
You never know
I know basketball coaches in the 70s used to hire hookers to help their players break out of shooting slumps.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice, Swish
2nd time this year homering from both sides?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
a sampling of what's going on at the indians' sn blog 'let's go tribe'
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
it says despair: it's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Seems alot of them
want the Indians to lose so they start unloading..
My one Cleveland fan friend always says “Its a long season” when I ask him why the Indians suck… he’s not to bright
Jesus H Swisher!!
I just got home, nice to see thet sox wailing on the Indians. Floyd owning the Indians as well.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
can't teach pride
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Toby made me laugh
it’s not too often antics on the field (outside of Coop) make me crack up
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
mini-Uribe?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
It's like Swish is smallpox to these chaps from Cleveland
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Thome must be President Andrew Jackson
And this is their Trail of Tears.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
if we sweep them, they'll be half dead, tired, homeless and living in Oklahoma?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
wherever you can look
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
bandwagon fan to the last
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
When do they get casinos?
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
and they'll be crying
or so you can infer from the name of the trail
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Nessie is an elusive creature.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
And I wish to see the strikeout parade continue.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
no inherited runners though
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
too true Wiz
too true
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
ron santo is camped out under that one.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
i also would have accepted 'that joke was lamer than fdr's legs'.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Only if you round up
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Well deserving of the pick before Danks.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Why’s it matter when they pick Danks? No other team took him, and no matter what round we grabbed Danks we’d have to pay him the same amount.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I just view it as an insult.
Danks was picked a bit later because of signability, I know.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
.279 OBP
grinder!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
home splits are grindier
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
crede with the unnecessary dive.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
which is why you have to put the prosthetics in foul territory
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
"I'd tap that" is a well worn phrase in his lexicon
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
He likes the same things you do!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
how long you been holding onto that one Jim?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
That's from The DiaTribe
And I think it’s brilliant.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
it is very good.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
What is the DiaTribe pray tell?
was definitely funny though
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Pitcher or catcher?
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
it's funny you should say that
in sinhalese chu (pronounced choo) means penis
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
funny you should mention that because wu loves sinhalese penis.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
It's a delicacy in FL
Next ot taking the opposite side of MM’s trades. Those are the most tasty things on the planet.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Don't think so...but I do remember that
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
You realize no one will answer that for fear of betrayinga a familiarity with gay porn
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
by hitlesswonder on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolute proof the NL is inferior to the minor leagues:
Kyle Loshe is 10-2 for the Cardinals. Kyle Effin Loshe.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
robbed again....
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
these bastard indians outfielders have no souls. you sons of bitches!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Is JD the streakiest hitter on the planet?
From God to completely overmatched in 24 hours.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Well...Eric Stults is human.
4 ER in 5 1/3 at HOU tonight.
q! has been literally an inch from putting up some stats today.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
that happens at your age.
gain wisdom, you have to lose something in return.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
that ship has sailed.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
you know, i tried to figure out a way to put that comment so no one would take it in that direction, but i guess there's no underestimating (or perhaps overestimating) this group.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Well, you thought of it too
considering you were trying to think of a way to keep us from ourselves
(insert masturbation joke here)
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
he can just resurrect his career in the NL
oh, that’s right…well in that case, he could go to a team in a pitcher friendly ballpark…in japan!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Nick Magic!
Now you see a baserunner… now you don’t.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
The equivalent of the hanky sticking out of the sleeve
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
That wasn't your card?
HERE’S THE SHIRT OFF MY BACK!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
That wasn't my card, but I can guarantee that if it was, I'd be like, too blown away.
by reardenmettle on Jun 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
AD quotes bring all the lurkers to the yard
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Everyone who is cool watches AD
Even though they were all too busy watching Everybody Loves Raymond when it was actually on.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, we'll cut them god.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
always so quick to deify other commentors.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
My dad is lazy and my mom is crazy?
Yeah, you and the other 6 billion people on this planet. Unless you’re talking about the Italian thing.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, understandable
My life was like Family Matters, heartwarming but urban!
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
mine was like family ties at home,
but saved by the bell at school.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
by reardenmettle on Jun 30, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
AD quotes make me laugh
But the show confused and angered me.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
jim angry!!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
And yet you give a more than satisfactory closing statement
You watch the episodes out of order or something?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I watched a couple different ones
If I’m required to watch every single one to understand it, I don’t bother.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
white sox baseball- miss a game and you won't get it!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
It helps, but each episode is pretty entertaining
what helps is to watch a couple in a row in order. but it is definitely graspable by someone with a finely tuned sense of humor such as yourself.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
You're best served just starting from the beginning and seeing if it's worth it
The show is funny as a stand alone, but out of order there’s too many throwaways to previous episodes that makes it the BEST SHOW EVAR.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
How young is too young for you?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
It's like an awesome mind puzzle!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
vg stan.
You make us happy.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing he's not catching
Looks like he’s thinking too much before he throws. Let it go, Joe.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Jim, how many times have you seen a guy end an inning with a triple-pump
throw and lead off the bottom of the inning with a walk?
I tell ya, baseball is sumptin’ else.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Lemme tell you WU
There was this one time man, Yaz did a quad-pump and then led off the next inning with a walk…it was quite the memorable peformance
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Lemme tell you WU
There was this one time man, Yaz did a quad-pump and then led off the next inning with a walk…it was quite the memorable peformance
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
i liked your delivery better the second time.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
thank
I stumbled on quad-pump the first time, it’s just such an usual occurence
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
haha
quite the dubious award i took down
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I'd rather have the Twins stay hot then the Tigers' billion dollar team gain confidence.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd rather they beat the scheiss out of each other and
play to a draw.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
.500 play from each is the best result
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
How I imagine the budding vaudeville act:
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
OT
Vinny Del Negro looks exactly like Luke Wilson.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
If Luke Wilson wore polo shirts from the United Center gift shop
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Owen is the suicidal one.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Shoot - yes, you are correct
Too many damn Wilsons, and none can play OF for us.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
No, Vinnie Jones
From Snatch. And Gone in 60 Seconds.
I dont see it, Vinnie jones has a very square head.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't mean Vinnie Jones.
I meant Christopher Eccleston. He’s in Gone in 60 too. And Heroes, if anyone watches.
you are off the mark today.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Throw enough against the wall and you get a winner
Nice, c.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
i'm like spaghetti!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Dont remember him in either Heroes or Snatch
I watch both frequently. Now I feel like watching Snatch again, I should also go get the season 1 dvd of Heroes.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
He was the invisible chap in Season 1
Claude I believe. Man, that show has become totally irrelevant for me, thanks WGA!
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, the dude with Peter.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Christopher Eccleston wasn't in Snatch,
and Vinnie Jones wasn’t in Heroes.
by onthemark12 on Jun 30, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't why Ozzie couldn't have handed
the 9th to Russell.
well put.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jun 30, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Jeez, Joe
Gonna make this a game yet.
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by winningugly on Jun 30, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
he's fucking up all the routine plays and making the web gems.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jun 30, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
On the other hand the bat might be though.
by Grinder in Training on Jun 30, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
FRISKY DINGO FOR EVERYONE!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
that's what the mall has become for killface
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yeah that was awesome.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
i love that show superhard
same guys who did sealab 2021, which gave us capt. murphy (my avatar)
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Sealab itself went bye bye a while ago
So is that the cost of living in CA? No cable? MLB.tv and torrenting everything else is probably cheaper anyway.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Not entirely a cost of living decision
I could swing it, but I don’t think it’s worth the money they charge.
Plus, I don’t need any enablers to planting my ass on the couch for extended periods of time, there’s too much to do, see, and learn out in the real world.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
//things cheap people say.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jun 30, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Takes one to know one, beeach!
Ha, CLEARLY you got served!
Back to reality, Mr. Highroller. Yep, I am being cheap, but that just means I’ll finally be able to take that trip to Des Moines that I’ve always dreamed about.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Screw it! We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage!
Never thought I’d have to say that…
by reardenmettle on Jun 30, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
BUT THE MURPH MOBILE IS MISSING!
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WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?
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Doctor... Colin, is it?
Or is it Doctor Steal-Everything-From-The-Sacred-Planet-Red-Mars?
by reardenmettle on Jul 1, 2008 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
*shows picture of Dr. Quinn stealing everything with a bag labeled
“LOOT”*
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
also.
SAVE IT FOR QUEEN DOPPLEPOPOLIS
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You could exchange it for one that IS a magical goodies creator.
by reardenmettle on Jul 1, 2008 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey! *grabs giant orange cowboy hat; winks*
Thanks!
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Ass full of red hot coals.
right to the rim baby.
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YOU'RE ONE YEAR OLDER ONE YEAR WISER ROCK AND ROLL STAR KING CZAR AND A KAISER!
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A ROOM FULL OF FRIENDS, A MOUTH FULL OF CAKE, EVERY PRESENT IS FOR YOU AND IT FEELS PRETTY GREAT
by reardenmettle on Jul 1, 2008 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUR. THE VIP. YOU GET THE FIRST SLICE OF THE P-I-E. BLOW OUT THE CANDLES. AND MAKE A WISH. PUT A SMILE ON! CUZ IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY BITCH!
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GO ROBOT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY GO ROBOT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
by reardenmettle on Jul 1, 2008 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions
seriously. what a bunch of assholes.
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uh...fuck.
click view image?
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wow, you can be my favorite person now
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Damnit Buckethead Wendy!
I warned her.
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capable of vaporizing the Earth into... VAPOR
by reardenmettle on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
What in blazes are you talking about?
I feel like I’ve just witnessed a small group’s acid trip.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
I think you've just read a transcript of one of the Sealab 2021 shows
I never thought of it like an acid trip, but that kind of makes sense. It was on Cartoon Network, after all.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
I stand corrected
Maybe he should run the ball halfway across the diamond.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
Just cuz Swish can move at first
doesn’t mean everyone should test that fact
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
you posted too late.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
time to give him the Aramis treatment
Find the weak spot and pound it constantly
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
that was the weak spot
everytime he came up they held up pictures of his family
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Re: AD
Like OM said, if all you do is watch the first three episodes, you’ll know if you like it.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Can anybody here play this game?
(This inning.)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Um I think a 3rd thread would be nice right about now.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jun 30, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
It's ok boys...
we have the top of the order due up in the 9th,
Does Thornton get the save for that?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Yep
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by winningugly on Jun 30, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
fantasy team woot!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Take the win and move on....
Tough pitching matchups the next 2 days. Tomorrow is probably the better of the two….
by hitlesswonder on Jun 30, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely
Tonight was huge. I hope it still feels huge to the team even thoughwe stagered in.
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by winningugly on Jun 30, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
staggered
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by winningugly on Jun 30, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
On a whim I flipped the standings to june 30th 2006
Christ, look at the fucking central:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/standings?date=20060630
Tough year to win 90 and not have it be enough in a loaded division.
Twins were on a better pace than this season.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what I noticed - and they were 11 out!
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by winningugly on Jun 30, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
And they were on a freaking 9 game winning streak
That’s tough shit.
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
teen wolf on amc! ftw!!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Is he getting on your nerves? Is he just too clever?
Then, yes, he is Bill Simmons.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 30, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he a huge fucking douchebag that whines about some boston related bullshit that noone outside of New England cares about?
Then, yes, he is Bill Simmons
His act got tired somewhere in the vicinity of 2002-2003. F that dude.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Fuck me.
I leave the game assuming a quick wrap up and this is how they do me? THIS TEAM SUCKS! THEY AREN’T GOING ANYWHERE!
Nice fan.
I believe SSH needs a partner. Go have more babies together.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 30, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you serious?
Is the tax that high?
(Low whistle.)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 30, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy Hannah
I’m never moving back. God DAMN!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jun 30, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
but it looks so pretty on the outside!
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Mauer vs Zumaya w/ 2 out and tying run on 2B.....
by hitlesswonder on Jun 30, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
it even works on other games
Minnesota -2.5, Detroit 5
Thank you Detroit
see, if Detroit sweep and we sweep, then Detroit make up no games and drag the Twins back to earth a bit.
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yeah but the momentum.
gimme a sox sweep and tiggers losing 1. though I suppose I can be content with the sox sweep either way.
i don't think the Tigers can add pieces
I don’t want to encourage Bill Smith to go after somebody that might make their team good. so that’s my angle, “momentum” be damned.
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yeah. I really don't wanna be afearded of the twins
so hopefully they just went pillaging in the nl and the next 10 games against detroit and boston will knock them closer to .500 where they belong.
Twins suck. Remember, Colin?
Pitching, defense, health.
i laid out what i meant by that in that post i wrote
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Big win by the Sox and a nice loss by the Twins...
I trust Masset about as much as he throws 98 MPH. 5 hits in 1.2 IP? Regardless of his 3.31 ERA, the guy is a tee ball stand. And why is Crede having trouble with routine throws to 1B?
Big win considering the pitching matchups the next two days.
Ryan Sweeney just had a broken-bat, 85-foot single under Figgins' bare hand.
Stupid Swisher.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
Man, Swish is still hitting 24% LDs
I have never seen anyone with worse luck in half a season than Swish.
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Actually, it's only the first 2 months.
June has been berry, berry good for Nicky.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
just saying that his BABIP is still in the .270s is all
poor bastard
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Argumentative cuss, ain't ya?
The trend is getting better for him. Pity was warranted in April and May.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
ILL PITY WHOEVER THE HELL I WANT BEYOTCH
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I hope the A's do something like trade Sweeney to the Giants for
Madison Bumgarner.
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I love the signature
It’s funny cause it’s true (Homer Simpson voice)
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Did you know the Sox were above .500 against the AL in '07?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
damnit. what did i go then?
162-18=144
and then i divided something by 144 and got a .611 Win%. fuck.
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I knew it couldn't be right but almost tricked myself too.
Did something like 4-14 is 10 under for the NL, so add 10 games to 72, 82 wins is over .500!
If memory serves correct
the AL East and NL was where they were really bad last year. Central and West, they actually had a respectable record
by El Duque's Raft on Jun 30, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions
I'd assume playing the Royals 12 times helps
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 30, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/standings/grid?season=2007
went 9-9 vs a’s and angels only to go 3-11 vs texas and seattle
only >.500 vs KC, Det, Ana, TB
ah, memories.
it was a rescuable season under certain circumstances
but it was a rebuilding year, evidently.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
rebuilding? maybe kenny's mind!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Sox 12 over.
IINM, the high water mark.
Pitching, defense, health.
I love Entertainment! on my headphones
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Colin, you gotta lay off the sauce (grass, whatever) late at night.
Pitching, defense, health.
OK, it's afternoon now in FL
Can a brother get a recap/new thread? Work is dull during lunch.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
I'll give you a recap!
Gavin walks a tightrope. Swisher, Thome, and the Sox offense provide some fireworks. Masset tries to join in with the pyrotechnics by doing his best to be the biggest arsonist of the night but gets bailed out by Thorn-diggity.
Happy now?
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
No, I would like to be cuddled for at least 30 seconds after that brutal game-BAzzle-in-the-azzle.
(Whimpers.) Mommy, make the nasty West Coast man go away!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
You can't get rid of me, WU
Laser Sicilian Mom Stare or not, I’m breathing down your fucking neck!
BTW, be glad you aren’t training for your marathons in Alaska. The bears are organized and they’re coming after us!
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
yeah
something needs to be done about this. if a recap or something isn’t going to be posted, provide a holder post or bump up a fan post or something.
my disappointment with the lack of a recap
was quickly overshadowed with my relief at how easy they made the online mcle reporting.
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
have you attended your detection/prevention of substance abuse hour yet?
Or are you still engaging in the 12.5 hours of “self-study”?
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
I bumped up a fanshot as soon as I opened SSS
I thought a recap would be posted last night
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
high comedy
all right. which one of you jokesters posted this:
I don’t see any position the White Sox can upgrade. Yes, they need a leadoff hitter but where will he play. If they aquire a Coco Crisp or Willy Tavarez, where will Konerko play when he gets back.
Posted by: Joe | July 01, 2008 at 12:26 PM
leadoff as a position? where will he play?
stats don't matter when you can man the leadoff position with speed.
"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
christ, this just gets better and better
Gammons agrees with Scott Merkin of MLB.com – the White Sox will not be active in the trade market."
They probably don’t have to, we know from history that the Twins wont add anyone and the Tigers have some ground to catch up still while seeing injuries continue to creep in. The division will come down to the team which can stay healthy down the stretch, if the Sox feel they are that team then pointless to make a move when there isnt a blaring move to be made…
With that said though, as an outsider I would suggest they get at least some pitching because the rotation most likely wont keep this up, and the BP is on a pace to be completely overworked by the end of August. Wont have to be huge moves, just a reinforcement or two…
Posted by: darkstar1661 | July 01, 2008 at 12:28 PM
yeah, the white sox rotation, which has been pretty much at or near the top of innings pitched since, like, forever, most likely won’t keep this up. and the bullpen, which has thrown the second fewest innings in baseball, is totally on pace to be overworked by the end of next month.
facts are such a bitch
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
The bullpen is completely overworked like I am completely overworked.
Count the posts. We all could stand to work a little harder – at least, those of us who are employed.
No offense, colin. Or Wiz. You guys are the backbone of my hobby.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
i think Wiz has a real job
me on the other hand. not so much.
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