Game 84: White Sox (47-35) vs. Indians (37-46)
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 6:15 PM CDT
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Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox, Jul 1, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
John Danks (RHP) vs. Cliff Lee (LHP)
Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
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all alone am I, ever since your goodbye
all alone with just the beat of my heart…
Ok lads, off on a road trip, back Friday. Don’t trash the joint, drive safely, and remember:
Yesterday’s gone and you don’t have a clue what it meant anyway. Tommorow is strictly imagination. All you really have is this moment… Don’t waste it.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 6:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STFU
you old bastard. Work release is not something to brag about.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
any advice for individuals whose experience of the spacetime continuum is a fluid existence?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 1, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dont drop the soap.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
boiled beef and rice
cures that fluid experience.
Worked for my dog.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Madonna wants a divorce
and is shagging A-rod according to en English tabloid, see I try to keep things on topic
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 1, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is A-rod a big name over there?
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by boyonthedock on Jul 1, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would A-rod be fucking that old harpie?
Not plausible at all. Besides her snatch must be looser than SSH at a Cubs autograph signing.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was a 3 way with Rodman.
She used to be a 36C. Now she’s a 38 Long.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that Rodman bloke
he was in a reality thing on British TV a couple of years back.
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 1, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rather obvious
He likes banging manly chicks…did you see the stripper he was with when he was cheating (not cheating) on his wife? Madonna’s arms make hers look feminine
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
think back to le presidente clinton. he coulda been (and was, i'm sure) boffin women a lot more attractive than gennifer flowers, paula jones, and the big cigar.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, but that's about banging the people you see on a regular basis.
Hannibal Lecter: No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by killing?
Clarice Starling: Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir…
Hannibal Lecter: No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now.
Clarice Starling: No. We just…
Hannibal Lecter: No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don’t you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don’t your eyes seek out the things you want?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woke up after passing out in your 80K beamer?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who says he wasn't?
Methink’s that there is alot about Bill which we will never know. Don’t get me wrong, the guy was a good president… but… yeah…
by 815Sox on Jul 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i said i'm sure he was.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what you don't love titties?
because if you’re blaming the man for checking out some titties i take issue.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he tried to book my mates restaurant in harrogate once
wanted him to cancel all the bookings for that night, he told him to fuck off
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 1, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure it broke his heart!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no not really
99% of people will have never heard of him.
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 1, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Danks with a perferct game through 1
Sorry, but couldn’t resist
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
colin gets company on the who-to-blame bandwagon
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
duck.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lee too. Thru 1 batter.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ says no mas
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn dp
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said!
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shotgun anus!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
careful, PR is a she...
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was the joke I was going for
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OC getting better though, got to 4 pitches.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
c'mon now...he's averaging 3.5 pitches/plate appearance on the year.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about 1 PA of every game?
It seems he always makes that first appearance a quick one but gets better ABs later in the games.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CHOO CHOO CHOOSE YOU!
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and there's a picture of a train...
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...to grab some bench
Nice Ralph quote, btw
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bent my wookie.
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice try, but I believe it was "I think I bent my wookie"
subtle, but important
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger outta there.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally, I'm a fan of "I beat the Smart Kids, I beat the Smart Kids...what's a diorama?"
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My cats breath smells like cat food.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look Lisa
I’m learnding
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My cat's breath smells like catfood
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 1, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poser!
OG beat you to it
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn!
in my defense, it was not auto updating and required manual refreshing. wouldnt z scroll neither.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 1, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oldest fucking excuse in the book.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
boy on the dick indeed.
:-)
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad joke, nothing personal.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me fail english? that unpossible!
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 1, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more,
that was the happiest day of my life.
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's an obvious one...
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tastes like burning
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AH! beat me by seconds
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like playing with your toys, lisa. Mine are all sticky
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 1, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm Idaho!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies
and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love all of these so much, but this got me today.
what a great, great character.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beat you to that one!
see above post
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pardon me boys, was that an out by Shin Soo Choo Choo...
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3 K's for jenks thru 2
perhaps he wants to one up Floyds 10?
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by boyonthedock on Jul 1, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it would take jenks a lot longer to strike out 3 these days...
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's funny
the other day, my mum called danks, denks…so i guess it’s an easier mistake to make than you woulod think
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i make that mistake all the time
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by boyonthedock on Jul 1, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and leave him
at second
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes! And ignore the cretins who suggest sexual acts to a person your age.
the FBI will deal with them if your father doesn’t get the first.
For certain.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pffft..warning track power
way to tease JD, way to tease
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thome beat the shift
feels good
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
beats
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
top 25 in the al in ops. too bad he's done.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA for sure.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one leg aboard the Charlotte Express
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on the handicapped car.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing we can do except shoot him
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they shoot horses, don't they?
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yah
I forgot CLiff Lee was suddenly good
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing for extra bases...yet!
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get a ghost runner at firdst
and have swish bat again?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where Alexei conceived Alexi?
or where Alexi was born?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was housed there
after coming from russia
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Che just did it for American girls
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at Che chilling
Anyways, I don’t think that guy is too happy with the Alexei… if he even knows whats going on nowadays
by 815Sox on Jul 1, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking BA
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i pity the fool...
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if only he were good
there’s my blunt comment of the day
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone remembered to drug BA's milk
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would it be really that hard to find a good defensive OF that can
handle the bat better than BA? I know it’s not a pressing need….but he’s pathetic.
by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stanchar, dewayne. dewayne, stanchar.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he was just caught looking by the AL VORP leader, so nothing to be ashamed of IMHO
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ, you would think I would have checked who the poster was
fer crying out loud!
I’ll do better next time, I promise
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why didn't you post this *before* his AB?
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and where were you when the other 2 outs were made?
why aren’t the subject to your scorn?
how quickly they forget game winning HRs…
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why can't they all be hall of famers, dammit?!
those guys never struck out, grounded into a double play, or failed to knock in runners in scoring position!
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"in scoring position"
I hope I get there tonight!
;)
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
happy hour at the travelodge?
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Motel 69
but I suspect he has a date with the Jergens sisters.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 1, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck that shit
I got paid so I’m going out to buy a hooker, but one of those that has all of her teeth this time
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why would you do that? danger your middle name or something?
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So she looks purdy in the mirror when I'm BAing her
Besides, there’s no hope of me fitting my cock in her mouth.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's my favorite Ralph Wiggum quote.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well done.
next time don’t waste an AB with risp.
by Trooper on Jul 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The greatest range on popups ... of this nature?
Ray Durham.
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by boyonthedock on Jul 1, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's going on his HOF plaque.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was just one of the silliest ones
i’ve heard from hawk. “of this nature.” jeez.
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by boyonthedock on Jul 1, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the name john danks reminds me of a 20's-era Chicago mobster
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and in that case his nicknames would be
Danksie or Johnny D,
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnny "Two times" Danks
I’m gonna strike him out, strike him out.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jonny the chin
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pythonesque
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For anyone that's interested
Michael Phelps is set to swim after the commercial break on USA
I only know this cuz I switched channels during the Dark Knight trailer
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my gosh he's so cute!!!
I loathe not being by TVs.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no he's not
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yah, he's actually a bit of an uggo
kinda awkward looking
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had a bit of a following in 2004
But, high schoolers were never adequate judges of looks.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
everyone loves a winner
plus he’s obvs in really good shape
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah it's all photoshop
Premiere when he’s swimming.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
give me
aaron peirsol
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should i know who this is?
or is he in your gym class?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
world class swimmer
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no he's an olympic swimmer
what college has gym class?
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most have some kind of strength and conditioning type of class
For no credit, obviously.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
second comment with regards to your age
how old are you, PR, if you don’t mind me asking?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pardon me. i had you pegged younger.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just sensitive and soft
like your sig.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
//creepy.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wu's interaction with women.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
it tells the truth
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
got me by 3 years
don’t know what the fuss is about then
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double Duty Classic?
That’s the first I’ve heard of it. Love the idea, hope it works.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This what you're talking about?
The game will take place on Monday, July 7 at U.S. Cellular Field with inner city high school players from across the Midwest (Chicago, Detroit, Indianapolis, Kansas City, Milwaukee and St. Louis) participating in the All-Star showcase. The players will dress in uniforms honoring the Negro Leagues’ East-West All-Star Game.
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/community/dd_classic.jsp
Cool beans
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are there tickets avaliable for this?
Sounds like a great idea…
by 815Sox on Jul 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
waiting for stanch to call out quentin after a GIDP and backwards K
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Crede seems to throw better
when he doesn’t have time to think about it. Two nice plays, no time to double-clutch.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Make that three.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or triple clutch
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thinking the same thing
I still think he needs a day or two on the bench
by 815Sox on Jul 1, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Copycat.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thome beats the shift.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thomee really is an OPOS
Why is he on the team. Where’s Fields?
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he says no
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the opposite outcome in many ways.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it worked sorta...
hard, flyout to rightfield….all the opposites of what you said
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope flyout
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
serious baseball question...
why can’t thome learn to hit it to left field? jesus, look how far they had to run for the foul ball. if he started going with the pitch it’d prolong his career for at least a season or two.
by RoyEgan on Jul 1, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Beats me
His current hitting technique is the only one he’s used his entire life to enormous success, is all.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you are a shoo-in for the Hall you have to adjust
I think Foxxie needs to teach him how to bunt.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, he ain't going to the Hall...
...500 don’t mean shit anymore.
by RoyEgan on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are seriously on drugs
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll never pay
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure he will
We’ll meet at the top of the Empire State Building in January 2016. Write it down.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
went to a game last week w/ two voting sportswriters...
...whom shall remain nameless. I made a case for thome but they seriously doubted if he’d make it. just reporting the news.
by RoyEgan on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, sportswriters are a trustworthy, intelligent,
clear-thinking bunch. Howmuch free food did they have stuffed in their fat faces? I bet they were hardly intelligible.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*sad*
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh, one pulitzer prize winner...
...the other revered. and guess what? they vote, not you.
by RoyEgan on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Many a sportswriter are revered
That doesn’t make them bastions of credibility as journalism degrees are supposed to.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It also means he's a West Coaster
and Thome, damn him, is a Midwesterner.
Now Wes Parker, there’s an HOF’er.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe if thome would hit singles to left field they'd come around.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and not the good kind that make everything clearer.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or do you mean he's on serious amounts of multiple narcotics?
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
500 isn't all he has.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
VAH JAY JAY
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roy makes a great point.
500 is nothing any more. look at all of those guys who have hit 500 home runs who aren’t in the hall.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm...because they're still playing?
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and aside from that the guy who shit the bed in front of congress...
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has it been five years since Palmeiro has been out?
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think so. i was referring to mcgwire.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot about him...
fucking fire-crotch anyways. They don’t deserve to be in the HOF on account of being ugly.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and having a neck like a vagina
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He and Kark could've been from the same Ugly
Family tree – with no forks.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
Kark had the mask going for him, that helped a bit
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good position for him - all crouched and stuff
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe he shit the bed in front of Congress, too
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kids in the Hall?
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
much easier to complain about a guy with 523 home runs and lifetime 149 ops+.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a bum
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's no Brian Anderson, that's for sure
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My new favorite Ralph Wiggum quote
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
i sooooo typed that with a finger up my nose too
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paulie would've dropped that
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
After diving.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big League Choo!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You can only hope to contain him...
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad there's no chance Garko hits into a DP here.
by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember your first lay, and how you wanted to do it all the time?
Pretend you are married for 10 years and drag your gift out only when necessary, stan.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thou shall not covet your neighbor's choo
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
translatable into…you shall not covet your neighbor’s penis
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On top of your game!
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not?
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DJ said Cleveland coveted our boy choo from Seattle
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Responding to jeeves
What’s wrong with my neighbor’s penis?
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing as far as i know
just against the commandments of cip…though something may have got lost in the translation to enghalese (english-sinhalese mashup)
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Papa Danks has a tremendous cop moustache
Hope he’s a cop.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hope he's highway patrol
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dank's dad is the same guy who played Major Dad!
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At first I was frustrated
Because I couldn’t remember the name of the guy who played “Major Dad.”
Then I realized that was something I probably shouldn’t know.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that feeling is called 'Mr. Belvedere'
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Brocktune
What’s worse—knowing the actor, or knowing the theme song? Because I have the latter covered.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
theme song
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well crap.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about realizing i know the theme song without ever having thought about it until someone else brought it up?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
been there.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
choo been picked off
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Choo plucked.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Choo bad
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
brian campbell
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian Campbell and Cristobal Huet
Cristobal! Love it.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cristobal? Really?
I know that’s technically Christopher, but come on.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
brian campbell...
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
campbell's an all-star
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
campbell was wanted by like half the league
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to follow the Hawks....but I've never followed hockey besides playing NHL '94-'96
Are they grinders?
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're young and talented
so i guess not
well some of their best players are young and talented…they’re not quite the Rays where everyone is (seems to be) young
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
zing
No, but I ate that shit up on Super Nintendo. Unlike the losers who played NBA Jam. I was under the impression Ed Belfour was still the goalie till like 2000 I believe.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shin soo Choo: 2nd best pun-able asian major league player (Wang)
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ha totally
‘Yank’s Wang goes down’
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know where he is from?
Name doesn’t sound Japanese… more Korean or Chinese…
by 815Sox on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA
gotta hit
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If only Thome would take BA's hitting advice
he just might eek out a few more singles and sneak into the HOF
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah
he doesn’t know wat lf looks like
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
the offense sucks
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My hope is that we go 2-2....
in the 4 games against Lee, Sabathia, Duchscherer, and Harden.
by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Game 84: Gamethread #2
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/1/562941/game-84-gamethread-2
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is reminding me of the Verlander start.
Just killing us with first-pitch strikes.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Jul 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
danks!
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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