Game 84: Gamethread #3
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT
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We've only been in extras 4 times?
Seems like more.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The walkoffs help keep the number down.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh, Wiz
You did it while Cleveland’s up again.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's gone.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who the fuck made this thread?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
uncanny
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We better be getting a new thread in 2 outs
Because, you know, it affects the play
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ozzie sucks
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shoulda taken danks out after 5
or maybe left him in for 11?
by Trooper on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or gone with Jenks for the 10th
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, because he was so dominant last night.
And Thorn-dogg looked like crap.
Idiot Guillen.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jenks didn't pitch last night
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Night before, then
Mea culpa, but same emotion.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jenks isn't dominant
but he’s much less homer-prone than Thornton
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, surprised a sarcastic remark generated much comment ;-)
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have a feeling they'll pick up thornton tonight
'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...
by furby2056 on Jul 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Jul 1, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh`
We have the best bullpen that ever gave up so many game winners.
by shaftr on Jul 1, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll be interested to see if Wedge is the dumbass that he is
and starts the 10th with Borowski.
With Crede’s splits against lefties he’d be an idiot not to let R. Perez stay in.
by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe was pitching last night when it was 9-4
I don’t think so.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matty don't like extras
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he just wasn't focused and who could blame him?
total preoccupation with how he was going to make danks feel better after the game.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bigfoot?
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They were clamoring for him yesterday
Although 9-4 does seem a tad cushier.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're gonna come back from commercial in the bottom of the 10th.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Campy?
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He could, if he wanted.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
will slash be up to save the day in the bottom half?
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Normally, Necktie is up to it
but I bet he’s not slept in 3 days.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, are you taking pictures of me in the tub again?
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that a log
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it infected?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but can he play lead-off?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry for the negativity...
but I think Twins will be in first at the end of Sunday.
They get Bonine tomorrow….then Byrd, Laffey and Sowers at home over the weekend.
Meanwhile….we get CC tomorrow followed by Oakland’s ridiculous staff over the next 4.
by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope that's the patented Stanchar reverse jinx
and not actual worry
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bigfoot is in the field!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How tough is it to thrwo a palmball
when you have hairy palms?
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
throw
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quiz question....who was a great palmballer of the 80s?
by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yaz?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not think that word means what you think it means
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Montoya - excellent quote.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how tough is it to spell with two hairy palms?
you disgusting wop.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you've been Mr. Spelling Bee this evening, too.
“hit catching” indeed.
Cokehead POS.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which one of those words is spelled wrong?
it’s a typo you pos.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whichever one you wanted to make sense.
Speed freak.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he uses the grand canyon for a cup
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Like Madonna?
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His poop is considered currency in Argentina.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's The Second Most Interesting Man In The World
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure, but, i mean, come on, it's a fecal-based economy.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bigfoot gets the job done!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
does anyone find the GAS call
annoying on K’s?
by ozzieball12 on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Of the many annoying things Hawk says
That one isn’t really on my radar.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am shock.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't think you could be, but obviously you know yourself best.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shock personified.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NECKTIE!!!!!!
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which is the worst call
he has made up?
by ozzieball12 on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
none of them imo
usually its just the bs he spews that pisses me off.
by Trooper on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Popup
A) Shortstop
B) second base
C) Third base
D) First Base
E) Catcher
F) Left Field bullpen
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
was not an option
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when will crede move down in the lineup?
by ozzieball12 on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
absolutely. just like the rest of the guys with top 25 ops in the al.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for christ sake everyone else is starting to turn
it around but him
by ozzieball12 on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Strike zone's getting wider
And Randy’s getting laaaarger!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i hate
umpires
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now that kids gonna get cancer in his other leg
thanks swish
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was slightly high
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tough loss...oh well.
Tomorrow is the money game.
by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good thing you've declared now through the weekend a lost cause.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't tell with you anymore. might have to ask you to start calling it off the window BEFORE you shoot.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A machine.
You are a machine, sir.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Told you - save it for when it's really needed.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That pitch was crap. Swish was right to make a face
"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"
by lostinthevines on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Burnt Match!
"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"
by lostinthevines on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT'D I SAY?!?!?!?!?
"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"
by lostinthevines on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MISSILE DETONATION!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
man, some awful calls the last 2 innings
like corky bad.
by shaftr on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
reset button!!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ALEXEI!
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TAKE THAT FIDEL!!!
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a photoshop challenge for you
Alexei’s picture in the style of a Che Guevera poster
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna do that
but i cant find a high enough resolution pic to use. still looking though.
http://pressbox.mlb.com/pressbox/headshots/index.jsp?content=cws
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe email Reifert?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm giving it a shot
And it’s creepy as hell.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was gonna try with this pic
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/photo?slug=b0e3f161cea3e8ac48f02672b8ae46c0-getty-80312750cc013_chicago_cubs_&prov=getty
but it didnt look right so i used it in the castro and che pic
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They asked for it.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL
I want that fucking shirt NOW, Jim!
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am serious!
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll see what I can do.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll order 20 immediately.
That is about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welp
Here’s the link.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
VG Jim.
had my in stitches for a few minutes straight.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aye Aye
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck is that?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was your Mom, my mistake
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 2, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its a part of the lemur family called an aye aye
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's called an abomination.
kill that thing for it’s sake.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhh
What the hell, better than the image of actual missile silos.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like mary tyler moore on crack.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tears.
Literally streaming down my face with laughter.
Optimist
by Peder on Jul 1, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear to Christ, Jim has a winner
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Che + Alexei = communist child molestor
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm thoroughly beat!!!!!!
Jim FTW!
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All is not lost... I'll use it for the recap
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by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Donkey Kong's revolutionary cousin?
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2008 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dr Zaius.
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by thecip on Jul 2, 2008 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Beyonce or something.
Gotta stick with Jimmer.
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by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of the best movies of all time.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, so THAT is the de facto definition of "witty".
I did not know that. Color me “educated”.
You POS.
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by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MISSILE HAS BEEN LAUNCHED!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How does that little effer hit like that?!?
"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"
by lostinthevines on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT!
Except it only counts as .67 run.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to thank Eric Wedge for being vapid to the point of absurdity
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No lie, bwana
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No lie, bwana
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stanchar's back.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank God they brought the fences in so we could win some games
"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"
by lostinthevines on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sample size!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like a bitch
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wise has a chance to put another nail in Jerry Owens' career's coffin.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Send in the carpenters
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere, Jerry Owens' groin weeps.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and now it's fast asleep.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love you, Spartacus.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 in a row?
He’s on fire!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 1, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SOX WIN!
But we scored more than 2 runs. Does it count?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice win
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HELLS YEAH!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And stolen bases
We win 2.67-1. The dong put us over the top.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry - 2.67-1.67.
Injuns had an ex-inning dong, too.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean er it's only 1 game you losers
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CALL THE PRESSBOX!!!
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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
yay n shit
by Trooper on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get your ink-stained buddies to do a story, will you?
;)
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many times have we come back from a deficit
in the 9th or later this year? Before today – I believe ZERO!
Thank you, Eric Wedge-head.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the baltimore suspended game will be the first or second depending on how you work your time machine.
by Trooper on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
roads? where we're going, we don't need roads!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have no life, do you?
;)
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aren't you like 50 and married with a child?
you wouldn’t know having a life if it slapped you in your old-assed balls.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, the methodone clinic opens at 6 AM
Go get some rest.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, sorry, forgot:
You POS.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rest? who needs rest? i'm done with sleep!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've lost a whole lot of respect for eric wedge as a manager with the way he handled those late innings on the defensive side.
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is no shit the statement of the game
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
colin saw a good one
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this must be a good day in that pathetic little virgin's life.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not an anal virgin, MM
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fists don't count.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's a virgin
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
technically his uncle took his virginity.
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yuck!
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't count if it's family
within one generation.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha!
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fists don't count, familiy doesn't count.
Shit, I was a virgin until I was 30.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you just banged pets from ages 30-35?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You make it sound so tawdry.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do what now?
//while putting my pants back on.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know it's a good win when the discussion reaches this level
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just so we're straight, i end up pantsless after every white sox victory.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you busy tomorrow night?
My dog is lonely.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you were there, you tell me.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really
i’m drawing a blank
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if girls never got drunk and ended up with naked guys i would be older than taeg when i lose my virginity.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
basically
he unbuttons the button, unzips the zipper, and then pulls down on the fabric.
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what she said!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im still wondering when
was this
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was when MM took his pants off in the presence of his girlfriend in high school.
and she sighed in disappointment and said, “oh.”
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that says a lot about you.
she exclaimed that when i was there.
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh no!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wat happenened
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buckley, welcome back. All the way.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Losses? Shirtless and pantsless.
On off days, the socks come off.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And leaving Jodie Foster's bar.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eww
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why are you against anal relative pet fisting jokes
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im not
just never heard of it
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what college is all about.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
interesting
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn it, that's twice tonight.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And they can't talk. How perfect is that!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really, i wish i waited
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on behalf of all men
we’re glad you didn’t.
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really so happy
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'Cause he still has his hymen
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, if Adam and Eve are parents to us all
we all got a little Billy Bob in us.
Granted, some more than others.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This may be the win to get it really going!!
by ozzieball12 on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think dewayne wise just got himself a roster spot.
mr. uribe, your train is leaving…
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and hey, a hit with 2 outs and risp.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next stop, Poland
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone is fumbling for something to complain about...
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe SSH is tied up in a closet somewhere
straining to get to a keyboard. Any keyboard.
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should be thanking Wedge for putting Joe Borowski and his 6.75 ERA into the game.
Great game though.
by SSH2005 on Jul 1, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THANK GOD EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS!!!
"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"
by lostinthevines on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME!!!
Great game.. always fun to win there
by 815Sox on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bigfoot gets the W!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wasted effort by danks. oh well. :- (
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They will console him.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easily one of the most satisfying wins one the season.
by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you should take tomorrow off.
don’t wanna burn out.
by Trooper on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was fun
just plain fun!
I don’t care what you say, I’ve been crushing on OC for awhile
by 3E8 on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
exactly where they were on june 1
yawn.
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they have to be frustrated...played some great ball in June and didn't gain a game.
by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just merely pointing out the obvious
Don’t fault me for that.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't hate OM because he's beautiful
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game 84: Gamethread #4
Just kiddin!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks to Cuban Pride!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a great win, what being a fan is all about
I thought for sure that bomb from Alexei was going to be caught at the fence. Then it goes out. Then Wise comes through with exactly what he’s on the team to do. Then O Cab continues his hot hitting with RISP and rips the game winning single.
Loved Ozzie’s reaction too. Props to Russell too for bearing down and getting out of that.
Danks continues to amaze, I can’t believe there are more deserving pitchers than him to go to NYC for the mid-summer classic.
by madvillian on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sox I think are deserving of an all-star berth
Danks
Dye
Q!
Linebrink
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and i hope francona picks none of them.
send wise or something. waste of time. a few days off is better.
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm a fan of the free lunch.
why do the work yourself when you can sit at home and let others do it for you?
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not all doing this:
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no.
i’d imagine linebrink will be killing animals instead.
by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Jenks' job
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PETA
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
-philia
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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, both are options for him.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Q! is the only who will actually make it.
by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone from teh pen's in
Liney’s as good as anyone.
I’d make a case (uphill though it may be) that it’d be fair to get the Necktie in there. In the “Slash” position.
Yeah, I said it.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now....
will somebody do a recap for once? I thought Cheat got people to fill in for him before the season started? Although…looks like he’s around tonight.
Also, I’m glad I attended last night’s game and not this one. Who likes stress?
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'll get it...
i just gotta finish my cake
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having your cake and eating it too?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ready the guillotine!
And June 14th isn’t too removed!
Wait, I need the new Necktie/Che shirt first.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.