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Game 84: Gamethread #3

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Alexei's 10th inning HR ties it, OrCa drives in Dewayne to win it!

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Uh oh, Wiz

You did it while Cleveland’s up again.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DFA him!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's gone.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dadgummit!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who the fuck made this thread?

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

uncanny

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ozzie sucks

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, because he was so dominant last night.

And Thorn-dogg looked like crap.

Idiot Guillen.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Night before, then

Mea culpa, but same emotion.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jenks isn't dominant

but he’s much less homer-prone than Thornton

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, surprised a sarcastic remark generated much comment ;-)

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have a feeling they'll pick up thornton tonight

'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...

by furby2056 on Jul 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh`

We have the best bullpen that ever gave up so many game winners.

MrROFL.com
My Twitter

by shaftr on Jul 1, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll be interested to see if Wedge is the dumbass that he is

and starts the 10th with Borowski.

With Crede’s splits against lefties he’d be an idiot not to let R. Perez stay in.

by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe was pitching last night when it was 9-4

I don’t think so.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matty don't like extras

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he just wasn't focused and who could blame him?

total preoccupation with how he was going to make danks feel better after the game.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

russell?

you gotta be kididng?

by Trooper on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bigfoot?

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we're gonna come back from commercial in the bottom of the 10th.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nessie!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thornton

The boy who only threw fastballs

by 3E8 on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Campy?

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

will slash be up to save the day in the bottom half?

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Normally, Necktie is up to it

but I bet he’s not slept in 3 days.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that a log

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank you

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is it infected?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but can he play lead-off?

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry for the negativity...

but I think Twins will be in first at the end of Sunday.

They get Bonine tomorrow….then Byrd, Laffey and Sowers at home over the weekend.

Meanwhile….we get CC tomorrow followed by Oakland’s ridiculous staff over the next 4.

by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bigfoot is in the field!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How tough is it to thrwo a palmball

when you have hairy palms?

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

throw

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yaz?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

madonna?

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how tough is it to spell with two hairy palms?

you disgusting wop.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, you've been Mr. Spelling Bee this evening, too.

“hit catching” indeed.

Cokehead POS.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

which one of those words is spelled wrong?

it’s a typo you pos.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whichever one you wanted to make sense.

Speed freak.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he uses the grand canyon for a cup

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Like Madonna?

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's The Second Most Interesting Man In The World

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sure, but, i mean, come on, it's a fecal-based economy.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bigfoot gets the job done!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of the many annoying things Hawk says

That one isn’t really on my radar.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

I’m more tolerant of Hawk then most (he still sucks) but the GAS thing is fucking stupid

by 815Sox on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am shock.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i didn't think you could be, but obviously you know yourself best.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shock personified.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NECKTIE!!!!!!

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

none of them imo

usually its just the bs he spews that pisses me off.

by Trooper on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Popup

A) Shortstop
B) second base
C) Third base
D) First Base
E) Catcher
F) Left Field bullpen

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

was not an option

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Strike zone's getting wider

And Randy’s getting laaaarger!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

first the earth cooled…

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hate

umpires

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now that kids gonna get cancer in his other leg

thanks swish

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well that was slightly high

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tough loss...oh well.

Tomorrow is the money game.

by stanchar on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good thing you've declared now through the weekend a lost cause.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon, Burnt Match!

"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"

by lostinthevines on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAT'D I SAY?!?!?!?!?

"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"

by lostinthevines on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

reset button!!

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ALEXEI!

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TAKE THAT FIDEL!!!

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have a photoshop challenge for you

Alexei’s picture in the style of a Che Guevera poster

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was gonna do that

but i cant find a high enough resolution pic to use. still looking though.

http://pressbox.mlb.com/pressbox/headshots/index.jsp?content=cws

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm giving it a shot

And it’s creepy as hell.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was gonna try with this pic

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/photo?slug=b0e3f161cea3e8ac48f02672b8ae46c0-getty-80312750cc013_chicago_cubs_&prov=getty
but it didnt look right so i used it in the castro and che pic

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ROFL

I want that fucking shirt NOW, Jim!

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am serious!

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll order 20 immediately.

That is about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welp

Here’s the link.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 11:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VG Jim.

had my in stitches for a few minutes straight.

How do you fuck a nut?!

by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2008 11:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what the fuck is that?

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 4:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's called an abomination.

kill that thing for it’s sake.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uhh

What the hell, better than the image of actual missile silos.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

looks like mary tyler moore on crack.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tears.

Literally streaming down my face with laughter.

Optimist

by Peder on Jul 1, 2008 10:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I swear to Christ, Jim has a winner

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm thoroughly beat!!!!!!

Jim FTW!

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 11:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dr Zaius.

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by thecip on Jul 2, 2008 10:01 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looks like Beyonce or something.

Gotta stick with Jimmer.

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by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 10:55 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

one of the best movies of all time.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 4:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, so THAT is the de facto definition of "witty".

I did not know that. Color me “educated”.

You POS.

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by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MISSILE HAS BEEN LAUNCHED!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!

Except it only counts as .67 run.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stanchar's back.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Send in the carpenters

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and now it's fast asleep.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES!

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SOX WIN!

But we scored more than 2 runs. Does it count?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice win

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HELLS YEAH!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And stolen bases

We win 2.67-1. The dong put us over the top.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm sorry - 2.67-1.67.

Injuns had an ex-inning dong, too.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no shit.

Danks is totally gonna be pissed that that bitch russell stole his win too.

by Trooper on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How many times have we come back from a deficit

in the 9th or later this year? Before today – I believe ZERO!

Thank you, Eric Wedge-head.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

roads? where we're going, we don't need roads!

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You have no life, do you?

;)

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aren't you like 50 and married with a child?

you wouldn’t know having a life if it slapped you in your old-assed balls.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, the methodone clinic opens at 6 AM

Go get some rest.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, sorry, forgot:

You POS.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rest? who needs rest? i'm done with sleep!

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

colin saw a good one

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by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this must be a good day in that pathetic little virgin's life.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not an anal virgin, MM

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fists don't count.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yuck!

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doesn't count if it's family

within one generation.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha!

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you just banged pets from ages 30-35?

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do what now?

//while putting my pants back on.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just so we're straight, i end up pantsless after every white sox victory.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you busy tomorrow night?

My dog is lonely.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you were there, you tell me.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

really

i’m drawing a blank

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if girls never got drunk and ended up with naked guys i would be older than taeg when i lose my virginity.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

basically

he unbuttons the button, unzips the zipper, and then pulls down on the fabric.

by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's what she said!

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh my!

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that says a lot about you.

she exclaimed that when i was there.

by larry on Jul 1, 2008 10:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh no!

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Buckley, welcome back. All the way.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And leaving Jodie Foster's bar.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

eww

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why are you against anal relative pet fisting jokes

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im not

just never heard of it

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's what college is all about.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goddamn it, that's twice tonight.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And they can't talk. How perfect is that!

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

'Cause he still has his hymen

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, if Adam and Eve are parents to us all

we all got a little Billy Bob in us.

Granted, some more than others.

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by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy shit

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 1, 2008 10:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THANK GOD EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS!!!

"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"

by lostinthevines on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AWESOME!!!

Great game.. always fun to win there

by 815Sox on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bigfoot gets the W!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wasted effort by danks. oh well. :- (

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They will console him.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nessie!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs