Game 84: Gamethread #3
by The Wizard on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT
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who the fuck made this thread?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
ozzie sucks
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, because he was so dominant last night.
And Thorn-dogg looked like crap.
Idiot Guillen.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Night before, then
Mea culpa, but same emotion.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
wow, surprised a sarcastic remark generated much comment ;-)
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
i have a feeling they'll pick up thornton tonight
'08 all star game--vote early vote often....for pablo ozuna...he could be a late inning defensive replacement...
I'll be interested to see if Wedge is the dumbass that he is
and starts the 10th with Borowski.
With Crede’s splits against lefties he’d be an idiot not to let R. Perez stay in.
Joe was pitching last night when it was 9-4
I don’t think so.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
he just wasn't focused and who could blame him?
total preoccupation with how he was going to make danks feel better after the game.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
They were clamoring for him yesterday
Although 9-4 does seem a tad cushier.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
we're gonna come back from commercial in the bottom of the 10th.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
will slash be up to save the day in the bottom half?
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Normally, Necktie is up to it
but I bet he’s not slept in 3 days.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Hey, are you taking pictures of me in the tub again?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
is it infected?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
but can he play lead-off?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Sorry for the negativity...
but I think Twins will be in first at the end of Sunday.
They get Bonine tomorrow….then Byrd, Laffey and Sowers at home over the weekend.
Meanwhile….we get CC tomorrow followed by Oakland’s ridiculous staff over the next 4.
I hope that's the patented Stanchar reverse jinx
and not actual worry
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Bigfoot is in the field!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
How tough is it to thrwo a palmball
when you have hairy palms?
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yaz?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
how tough is it to spell with two hairy palms?
you disgusting wop.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Yeah, you've been Mr. Spelling Bee this evening, too.
“hit catching” indeed.
Cokehead POS.
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which one of those words is spelled wrong?
it’s a typo you pos.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Whichever one you wanted to make sense.
Speed freak.
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He's The Second Most Interesting Man In The World
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
sure, but, i mean, come on, it's a fecal-based economy.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Bigfoot gets the job done!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
does anyone find the GAS call
annoying on K’s?
i didn't think you could be, but obviously you know yourself best.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
shock personified.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Popup
A) Shortstop
B) second base
C) Third base
D) First Base
E) Catcher
F) Left Field bullpen
AIM: SouthSideCheat
absolutely. just like the rest of the guys with top 25 ops in the al.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
for christ sake everyone else is starting to turn
it around but him
Strike zone's getting wider
And Randy’s getting laaaarger!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
now that kids gonna get cancer in his other leg
thanks swish
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Tough loss...oh well.
Tomorrow is the money game.
good thing you've declared now through the weekend a lost cause.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
can't tell with you anymore. might have to ask you to start calling it off the window BEFORE you shoot.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
A machine.
You are a machine, sir.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Told you - save it for when it's really needed.
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WHAT'D I SAY?!?!?!?!?
"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"
by lostinthevines on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
reset button!!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
I have a photoshop challenge for you
Alexei’s picture in the style of a Che Guevera poster
Coffee is for closers.
I was gonna do that
but i cant find a high enough resolution pic to use. still looking though.
http://pressbox.mlb.com/pressbox/headshots/index.jsp?content=cws
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i was gonna try with this pic
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/photo?slug=b0e3f161cea3e8ac48f02672b8ae46c0-getty-80312750cc013_chicago_cubs_&prov=getty
but it didnt look right so i used it in the castro and che pic
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I'll order 20 immediately.
That is about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
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VG Jim.
had my in stitches for a few minutes straight.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 1, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck is that?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Its a part of the lemur family called an aye aye
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
it's called an abomination.
kill that thing for it’s sake.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Uhh
What the hell, better than the image of actual missile silos.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like mary tyler moore on crack.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Tears.
Literally streaming down my face with laughter.
Optimist
Looks like Beyonce or something.
Gotta stick with Jimmer.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
one of the best movies of all time.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Oh, so THAT is the de facto definition of "witty".
I did not know that. Color me “educated”.
You POS.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
MISSILE HAS BEEN LAUNCHED!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Thank God they brought the fences in so we could win some games
"I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew!"
like a bitch
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Wise has a chance to put another nail in Jerry Owens' career's coffin.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
and now it's fast asleep.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
3 in a row?
He’s on fire!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
And stolen bases
We win 2.67-1. The dong put us over the top.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
I'm sorry - 2.67-1.67.
Injuns had an ex-inning dong, too.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Get your ink-stained buddies to do a story, will you?
;)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
How many times have we come back from a deficit
in the 9th or later this year? Before today – I believe ZERO!
Thank you, Eric Wedge-head.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
roads? where we're going, we don't need roads!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
aren't you like 50 and married with a child?
you wouldn’t know having a life if it slapped you in your old-assed balls.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Hey, the methodone clinic opens at 6 AM
Go get some rest.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
rest? who needs rest? i'm done with sleep!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
this must be a good day in that pathetic little virgin's life.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
fists don't count.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
he's a virgin
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't count if it's family
within one generation.
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Fists don't count, familiy doesn't count.
Shit, I was a virgin until I was 30.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
you just banged pets from ages 30-35?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
do what now?
//while putting my pants back on.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
You know it's a good win when the discussion reaches this level
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
just so we're straight, i end up pantsless after every white sox victory.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
you were there, you tell me.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
really
i’m drawing a blank
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
if girls never got drunk and ended up with naked guys i would be older than taeg when i lose my virginity.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
that's what she said!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
im still wondering when
was this
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
it was when MM took his pants off in the presence of his girlfriend in high school.
and she sighed in disappointment and said, “oh.”
oh my!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
oh no!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
wat happenened
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Losses? Shirtless and pantsless.
On off days, the socks come off.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
im not
just never heard of it
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
that's what college is all about.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
interesting
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
really, i wish i waited
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
really so happy
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 1, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, if Adam and Eve are parents to us all
we all got a little Billy Bob in us.
Granted, some more than others.
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and hey, a hit with 2 outs and risp.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe SSH is tied up in a closet somewhere
straining to get to a keyboard. Any keyboard.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Bigfoot gets the W!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
wasted effort by danks. oh well. :- (
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Just merely pointing out the obvious
Don’t fault me for that.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Game 84: Gamethread #4
Just kiddin!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Thanks to Cuban Pride!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
what a great win, what being a fan is all about
I thought for sure that bomb from Alexei was going to be caught at the fence. Then it goes out. Then Wise comes through with exactly what he’s on the team to do. Then O Cab continues his hot hitting with RISP and rips the game winning single.
Loved Ozzie’s reaction too. Props to Russell too for bearing down and getting out of that.
Danks continues to amaze, I can’t believe there are more deserving pitchers than him to go to NYC for the mid-summer classic.
and i hope francona picks none of them.
send wise or something. waste of time. a few days off is better.
i'm a fan of the free lunch.
why do the work yourself when you can sit at home and let others do it for you?
it's not all doing this:
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
well, both are options for him.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Someone from teh pen's in
Liney’s as good as anyone.
I’d make a case (uphill though it may be) that it’d be fair to get the Necktie in there. In the “Slash” position.
Yeah, I said it.
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Now....
will somebody do a recap for once? I thought Cheat got people to fill in for him before the season started? Although…looks like he’s around tonight.
Also, I’m glad I attended last night’s game and not this one. Who likes stress?
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
Ready the guillotine!
And June 14th isn’t too removed!
Wait, I need the new Necktie/Che shirt first.
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Internet temporarily blew out
But what a game…and what a picture!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I go on letsgotribe.com
to see what they were saying.. I felt bad but then I read the game thread and see the massive amount of shit they were talking about us before the game… sucks to be them
Boo fucking hoo
They live in Cleveland – they are used to misery.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
ESPN "Make a Wish" segment on right now - about a 7 year old Injuns fan
named Alonso Fregoso who has a tumor.
Eat it, kid! SOX WIN!
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your timing is perfect
I don’t really care if they lose anymore. I tend to root for the sadder team, and it don’t get no sadder than SF. Though if I wanna think crazy, I wouldn’t mind an all Chicago WS.
Really have to get cable soon though… I see the Cubs almost every damn day it just makes me want more Sox games.
The Cubs are so much more bearable when you don't have to listen/talk to their fans.
And, frankly it doesn’t matter if they do well or piss poor. I’d still rather watch a local team than cover Joba Chamberlain’s starts like it was the fucking Postdam Conference.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 1, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
An all chicago Series
in a way I don’t want it… the city will explode (as will Rockford) and I will be unable to talk to the majority of my friends the whole time
awww who am I kidding… bring it on
I don't think I could stomach watching it...
These Crosstown series are one thing, but that would literally make you sweat every pitch.
That says volumes about your fanhood.
I would almost sell my daughter to get tickets to that. Yes, it’s that important to me.
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I would certainly sell your daughter to get tickets
8 year old gymnast, daughter of an Eastern European gymnast?
I bet I could get a few hundred g’s selling her to the Ukrainian or Chinese national teams.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
how much for the little girl? how much for the women?
your women. i want to buy your women. the little girl, your daughters…sell them to me. sell me your children.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
It would be the greatest thing to descend on this city since they started planting flowers everywhere
I would go to dinner and a movie with Jay Mariotti to see that series happen.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2008 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
How the other half lives...
best 10th inning quote from letsgotribe…
“This is like being in a head-on car crash at about 3 mph.”
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