Game 92: Gamethread #2
by The Wizard on Jul 10, 2008 8:14 PM CDT
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that was quite a hanger to alexei
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a tatu, if you will.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
but he was still ahead of it on his second swing.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whitlock's latest column made me LOL
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8331492/NBC
Everyone I mention in today’s column — except Jay Mariotti — is someone I like personally, respect professionally and hope will understand I have a job to do. My job is to tell you what I honestly think, not to play kissy-face with my peers in the media.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 10, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Face them off on PTI
What a hoot.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ever since I read his interview on the big lead, I've liked him
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't approve of his loudmouth policy
But I do approve of his Lupica hating policy.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i really like him after that interview
but his shtick (for lack of a better word) is getting old. He really needs to rein it in. His last piece on Dana Tarres was awful, especially tihs quote
A white Jewish mother 12 days older than I is the star of the U.S. Olympic swimming trials
Seems awfully racist for a man that loves speaking out against racism
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, my daughter and wife are Jews - I don't see it as offensive.
I like it. And it’s “Dara”. Respect the age.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't even write that off as a typo, "r" and "n" are no where near eachother
I should have added his whole article was about him assuming that she was on PED’s beacuse there’s no way she could have broken the world record, especially not a “A white Jewish mother 12 days older than I”
In that sense, I think it’s unnecessary and offensive
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this coming from a brown, Christian son many years younger than Whitlock
so it’s like that comment struck a chord with me, it’s just plain bad
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd take issue with his premise -
this is the most pampered athlete on the planet. She has 2 – TWO – “stretchers” and 3 other coaches and a nanny for her 2 year old. She works her ass off but does nothing but be a mom and train.
His style isn’t disturbing, but the fat sack of shit has to understand that working out usually improves performance. His conclusion is inelegant and wrong.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand why you'd speculate idly in a national column on such a thing
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta get hits somehow
Becoming the blogosphere’s favorite son only lasts for so long. He is still awesome for hating Scoop Jackson and Lupica as I mentioned before.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will agree that sticking Jewish in there seems strange or extraneous, but racist? Not so sure.
And I also admit to not reading his stuff that closely.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess it depends on the tone you're reading it with
the way I read it was. She has to be on steroids. Not only is she a mom, but she’s white, and she’s jewish. I took each adjective to be a reason that she shouldn’t be athletic which is where i get the racism. The white really sticks out too because almost all world class American swimmers are white save for cullen jones
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, jeeves, the shortest book in the library (next to
Italian war heroes) is Jewish Sports Legends. They are usually the agents and owners. It’s OK.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope the Ghost of Hank Greenberg kicks your ass
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't read the column so I can't say for sure
I see what you’re saying though. I just doubt he meant it quite like that. I side with WU.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he couldn't take it, I'd be offended when he dished
it out. He doesn’t play like that, so no offense taken.
Skin should be thicker.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really know what that means
But I am glad he’s willing to say what he thinks. The whole country gets into a screamfest it seems like every time someone says something they don’t like. It would be better to explain what makes them wrong in dulcet tones, but that’s fairly rare.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
but people want to hear themselves speak (or yell) and are not interested in listening to another opinion.
Keep it in mind next time you’re talking with someone. Makes sure you’re talking “with” them and not “at” them. Sorry, probably preaching to the quire here.
Anyways, it’s really depressing, considering what needs to be done in the world while everyone stands around with their thumbs up their arses yelling at eachother.
by rhythm on Jul 10, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bringin the awesome
on that routine f-8
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Jul 10, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome fall.
I can hear Hawk chuckling and I have the radio on.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow the scoreboard is a much welcome change
I love Buehrle.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yep, give him a day off
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 10, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JD's mad he didn't make the cut for the game
Personal vendetta to prove everyone wrong
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yarr how dare you not invite me to meaningless exhibition game!!!!
JD smash!!!
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This rain is pissing me off
Nature is out of control, we must stop it.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Prayer helps if you have the connection
It never rains in Orlando.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me thinks you're full of shit. it rains both water and men dressed in disney costumes.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NEVER!
Except for the hurricanes. Effin’ global warming. Cow farts. Killing us all.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Cow Farts" = WU talking
Couldn’t resist. ;-)
by rhythm on Jul 10, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
POS
Horse manure, maybe. Not cows.
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by winningugly on Jul 11, 2008 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Impossible to add any more moisture to that 5000% humidity
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, just the threat of humanity ending hurricanes
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2004 - good times.
4 of ‘em.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh
just got a computer from work and a new 19” monitor. Now I can view on one screen and follow along on here in another.
by shaftr on Jul 10, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quit describing your process
Create, dammit!
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This reminds me
My monitor crapped out last week, so I used my netbook fund for a new one.
Click here to donate to the Buy Cheat one of those cheap, small, linux-based laptops coming out.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 10, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
O.C. is gonna call the scoring booth and blame the field for that error.
by SSH2005 on Jul 10, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wiping ass during JD's bomb I presume?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that is annoying
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KC scorer, please pick up the dugout phone
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JD makes a phone call joke...
OC pulls a knife?
by Trooper on Jul 10, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JD pulls a gun
Chicago style!
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't bring a glove to a knife fight
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by thecip on Jul 10, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woah.
the MLB app for the iphone is sweet
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by thecip on Jul 10, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
did the app store come out today? And how do you dl the new OS? or did that not release?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's releasing tomorrow but you can find it out there
You need the new itunes (version 7.7). Tomorrow when you plug your iphone into the computer, click the check for new version button. thats the easiest way to do it.
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by thecip on Jul 10, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
new season high in Ks with 8.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just when the Quentin deal couldn't look any worse for AZ...
Quote from BP’s “under the knife column”
Speed players and hamstrings are a bad combination, so what does tearing it completely do for Byrnes in the long term? He’s out for the season! The question now is whether the three-year deal he signed last season becomes a drag on the young D’backs. I think it does, because there are really no good comps for players having this type of injury and coming back and being productive. Some have, but none have come back to provide the speed/hustle combination that the Shaggy One uses. I’m not convinced that Byrnes without his speed is anything more than a fourth outfielder, and those players shouldn’t make $10 million per year. Byrnes’ leg isn’t so bad that he’ll need surgery, though the recovery time is going to be roughly the same. He’ll be ready for spring training, but his future depends on adjusting his game.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No mention of the All-Star that got away
BWAHAHAHAHA
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on a related note, why wasn't chris young up for the final spot on the nl all-star team?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH!
MAVERICK IS ENGAGING!
I’LL MISS YOU, GOOSE! BUT MY DESTINY CALLS!
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for some reason i thought he was the second coming.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Debbie Downer, you are
So the D-bags got fleeced twice? NO FREAKING WAY!
Look at the numbers, D-bags made the playoffs last year. I watched it with my own eyes. Where were the White Sox and Javy? Not in the playoffs. D-bags win the trade. Clearly.
by rhythm on Jul 10, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buehrle really owns the Royals...
Season high 8 K’s for Buehrle tonight.
by SSH2005 on Jul 10, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
too late, g.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been nursing his kid
Nipples sore, SSH?
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously he hasn't been watching.
If he’s impressed by Buehrle’s 8Ks, then he hasn’t seen the strike zone.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is visible from space
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has its own gravitational field.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucks the shit out of light that is for sure
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really confusing when it mixes with Juan's gravitational field
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strange quarks are created in that case
Don’t send Juan up to bat!
Who needs the LHC.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
same issue as Andy Bernard
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We runners call that the Red Badge of Courage
Guys wear nip guards. Swear to God.
Not me.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
interesting
apparently i don’t get aroused enough while running
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, runners are really really Ghey!
That has to freaking kill!
by rhythm on Jul 10, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice recovery by swish...
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it's the seventh already?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MB don't play
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Took him OUT at 2B!
Nice!!!!
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised OC didn't reach 1st
I thought it was slow enough to be an infield hit
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ditto
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gordon sure can pick it
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Crede-esque.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
colin...nice call on the pitcher's duel...put in a call to the umpire's locker room before the game?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's mustache ump tonight?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
behind the plate.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that explains the zone
He can’t see around that thing
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everything looks like a manhole to him
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's used to getting shot in the face
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by thecip on Jul 10, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 10, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and i suppose we get one inning of shit reliever and one of soria?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What an awful sounding job - shit reliever
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
assistant crack whore is worse
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by thecip on Jul 10, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MAHAY
That’s what pilots say when they are about to crash, right?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow the indians took sonnanstine and told him to go fuck off tonight....6 ER in 5.1 innings
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
by furby2056 on Jul 10, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow!
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like this ump's strikezone.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow the indians took sonnanstine and told him to go fuck off tonight....6 ER in 5.1 innings
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
by furby2056 on Jul 10, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow!
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear the Indians told sonnanstine to fuck off tonight
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow!
LOL
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sexson released
HIs career quickly declined.
by shaftr on Jul 10, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
for a contributing author, you sure ain't been keepin' up. ;-)
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
i’ll contribute all over your face
by shaftr on Jul 10, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Warming up, shaftr - nice
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 10, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would have been a great DP
had the ump ruled he made a turn
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swish would have had that
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I would've had that
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Told you I hate that fucker
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 10, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
faaaaaaaaaaaaantastic
cue SSH
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aviles is such a prick
Thanks a ton Paulie.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jesus, look at that horrible footwork,
that’s inexcusable, move your fucking foot
by madvillian on Jul 10, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Trucknutz!
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by thecip on Jul 10, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks paulie!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 10, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i really like the song in this cadillac commercial
but apparently it’s not a song so much as just a sample that was made for the commercial
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
meant to say but unfortunately
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking konerko shanks a routine dp throw from aram of his clove
avries laces one down the line next pitch, tie game
by madvillian on Jul 10, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it was any other pitcher I wouldn't complain
But how dare you do this shit to Buehrle. Fuck Konerko, platooning the DH was the best move.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Earned run - riiiight
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There goes the win for Mark.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 10, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
konerko
He better start hitting, b/c the stuff his fielding used to be consistent…but it isn’t anymore.
by shaftr on Jul 10, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gameday way slow...anything happen after the double?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dotel
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pitching change
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dotel in
0-2 count
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow!
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
popped him up
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 10, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?
not a strikeout?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paulie staggering like a drunk
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dotel not has good stuff now
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
konerko not has good stuff now, too.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonto in the house
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
defensive replacement.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2B
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 10, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Doh!
Even Kansas City has its day I guess
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2-1 royals?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Si
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PK = Royals MVP
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least the Twins suck.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boone seems to get 2-0 on the first batter he sees every time
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Release Konerko, Sign Sexson
They both can’t hit, but I think Richie can catch.
Konerko is killing the White Sox at the moment. He has to be the worst first baseman in the game and why Ozzie keeps batting him in the middle of the order is beyond me.
by Otter7 on Jul 10, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Traditional Haggis
Traditional Haggis
1 sheep’s pluck (stomach bag)
2 lb.. dry oatmeal
1 lb. suet
1 lb. lamb’s liver
2 1/2 cups stock
1 large chopped onion
1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper, Jamaica pepper and salt
Boil liver and parboil the onion, then mince them together. Lightly brown the oatmeal. Mix all ingredients together. Fill the sheep’s pluck with the mixture pressing it down to remove all the air, and sew up securely. Prick the haggis in several places so that it does not burst. Place haggis in boiling water and boil slowly for 4-5 hours. Serves approximately 12.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexson
Has been brutal in the field. He’s a year ahead of Paulie’s pace of fading to crap
by Bull Pain on Jul 10, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
re:
Yet he’s a better hitter this year (barely I know).
I would love to hear one reason as to why the Sox should keep Konerko… other than the Sox owe him a ton of money for two more years and letting him go would be flushing 25 million down the toilet.
by Otter7 on Jul 10, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he's had bad halves before
and rebounded?
Plus he’s been injured at least half of the season so far and is better now?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like in 2003?
When he cost the Sox the division?
Or how about how he still looks really really bad at the plate.
Or that his OPS is .650.
by Otter7 on Jul 10, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you think replacing Konerko with Richie Sexson would do any good
When the Sox would be better off just picking and choosing their spots when to play Paulie, you’re crazy.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
New Flash
Konerko has been the worst first baseman in baseball this year. Worse than Sexson. And the Sox are stuck with him for two more years.
by Otter7 on Jul 10, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that a news flash?
You’ve said that like 5 times now, so it’s hardly a flash anymore.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Otter like Otter from Animal House
cause if it is, you’re name is awesome.
Your opinions suck, but the name is awesome.
by rhythm on Jul 10, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is hindsight, but the ole BA for PK defensive switch would have been nice for this inning
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think if PK wasn't coming up next inning
Ozzie would have done it.
Not that I think that should have mattered
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah. the whole thing was a fluke thing anyway. : /
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the kind of fluke we've seen a lot of from pk at first this year.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a ball that was in his glove an came out? cmon.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's dropped a surprising amount of throws this season.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Kong have a full NTC?
Kong, 15 million and Uribe to the Orioles for 2 crab cakes and a case of bud.
by madvillian on Jul 10, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes he does. pretty unlikely that anyone would want his contract
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You won't get the cakes
When Uribe and the cakes pass each other en route, Uribe will see to them
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Untradeable
Who would want a first baseman who can’t field, move, or hit for 25 million?
by Otter7 on Jul 10, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever had broiled Otter with crabcakes?
Delish!
I’d do that deal in a second.
by rhythm on Jul 10, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can the sox break the Royals' hearts again?
i sure hope so, and will laugh my ass off if it happens
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Inside the park home run
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
really.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm, well fuck me
that was ridiculous
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're a worse team
with Paulie. Our defense sucks without BA or Wise in CF and Swish at 1B
by Bull Pain on Jul 10, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scales have fallen from my eyes
I have supported PK all down the line. Tough to keep that mindset now after the team’s performance with him out of the lineup.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how long did you think we might catch lightning in a bottle with dewayne out there?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA is an improvement, net-net
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so do you think this is what we can expect from pk the rest of the season?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hedging, am I
I just liked the action, the elan, with Swish at first and BA in CF. Didn’t you?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
I’ve been a supporter based on past record of above average hitting and defense. This year the wheels have completely fallen off. I think it’s sad to say that this team might be better with BA in CF and Swisehr at 1B.
by madvillian on Jul 10, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sucks? Or isn't quite as good?
Hey we’re Shades! We’re often gray! Learn to love it!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't you know there are no slumps? just injured players and guys who should be dfa'ed.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mothereffer
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this game has derailed!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Weird shit man. Weird wild shit.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Greaaaat.
Now you a-holes won’t shut up about getting rid of Paulie for the next few days.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dfa di!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no shit for alexei on that?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad.
He fell asleep.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His throw?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the fact he took four years to throw the ball?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one was telling him anything, maybe?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry. didn't mean to fuck with your mancrush.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, then
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saw the replay
Chelexei fucked up.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope you would at least have given him some shit if that had been the tying or winning run.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beat you to it, birthday boy
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You OPOS
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that you preemptively referring to yourself as an OPOS, or you calling me one?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's turning into a self-loather.
perhaps via marriage.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You, 30-somethinger POS
One good thing – you are now a ringer in the over-40 leagues.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toonder is over 30?
damn, i thought we could be friends.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not over...and not even 30 until tomorrow.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's the day you magically turn into an old crusty moron
and all of a sudden you’re getting urges to move to florida and break up with women you’re not even going out with.
you can stay the hell away from me
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOVE the backtrack
“Who, me? Over 30? No, no, not me. Him. HIM!!!!!!!KILL HIM!!!!!! (Points to innocent young African-American man.)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, T
All dwonhill from here when you lose colin’s props strictly because of a digit increase.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like many a site on the internet, this is mostly populated by young people and creepy old men.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and you in the denny's senior citizen discount line.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was easily within Paulie's reach
I think he could have gotten it by leaning a little more and definitely could have gotten it by moving his foot which was at the middle of the bag
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm talking about the inside the park homer
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 10, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not talking 'bout shaft?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also that outfield is really atrocious. That rain fucked everything up.
At least we have two of our three lefties coming up. PH Wise for PK plz.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Over
Nice job Paul Konerko and the bullpen! Konerko could at least get a hit once and a while if you can’t handle a routine throw in the infield. Shame to waste a great performace by Mark with such lousy play behind himand the inability to score more than one run.
by Alan Snipes on Jul 10, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nobody fields at 1.000.
Shit happens. 162 game season.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is no excuse for that play
that’s a play a major league player should make 100% of the fucking time. It’s as routine as playing catch. He didnt’ even have to stretch, he could have easily made teh play by moving his fucking foot an inch towards the plate.
by madvillian on Jul 10, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you seriously demand infallibility on anything?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine, 99.9999999999999 percent
It’s like dropping a pop-up, there is simply no way a MLB should not make that play every time over the course of a season.
by madvillian on Jul 10, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Paulie making a habit of this and I was unaware? I've seen how many hundreds of baseball games since he's been in
a Sox jersey and I don’t recall this ever happening. So maybe you better just figure out a way to deal with what everyone else seems content to call “a fluke.”
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Errors are horrible to judge fielding obviously
But common sense says PK has little range. He’s already made 5 errors this year (plus this gaffe) in only 59 games. I’d say he’s making a habit of shitty play.
by madvillian on Jul 10, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we're conflating generally shitty defensive play and a single fluky occurence now?
I did not know. Besides, were you hoping Paulie’s defense would be good this year? May I ask why?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
had you not noticed paulie struggling defensively?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been a lackluster fielder for how many years?
He’s had solid hands and no range for as long as I can recall.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you just hit the nail on the head.
the reason why this have been a bad (even for paulie) season defensively is because his normally solid hands have betrayed him a handful of times.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awkward pun unintended.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhhhh a full handful ahhhhhh
besides this was not one of those times. he didn’t get eaten up by a grounder.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit happens. but shit has happened on routine catch opportunities to pk too many times this year.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then why was he stretched towards the runner?
With the ball hitting off the end of his glove? I’m not saying it was that hard but it sure as shit wasn’t 100% easy.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because his right foot was anchored to the middle of the bag
I mean, that’s like something you’ll see good little league players do, position there damn foot right.
Anyways, just very aggravating obviously.
by madvillian on Jul 10, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
162 game season.
Settle down. I don’t think Paulie’s D is an overall +/- to this team. Sure that one stands out and sucks. Shit happens. I knew as soon as that happened this place would be flooded with stupid ass get-rid-of-Paulie posts. Can we try and look at the big picture though? BA in the line-up over Paulie is really what people want?
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
HE….WAS…MY….BOYFRIENDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
circle gets the square.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha...
F U !
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was agreeing with you...
but f u too, you pos.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bwahahahahahah...
I thought you meant I was correct that BA should be in the line-up.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was also confused
and since you disagree with me, FU both, you PsOS.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who needs SSH
we’ve got Otter and Snipes
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 10, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Comedy team? Or Fox talking heads?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the difference being?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a Fifth of Jack Daniels!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohh Paulie
Definitley going to be the brunt of some angry callers tonight and tomorrow.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take 2 out of 3 on the road any day
even against KC.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Royals fans getting all jacked up
for the .333 record this series.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That the Twins won today kinda stinks
But, at least they were put in their places by Boston. Their hot streak came and went, and the Sox are still in 1st.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should have been a sweep...
and none of the three games should have been as close as they were.
The Royals are garbage.
by SSH2005 on Jul 11, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We all know that the Sox are a complete failure in your eyes
if they don’t go 162-0.
You don’t need to post it 200 times. We get it.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 11, 2008 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vince_, I can't take you seriously until you change your avatar...
A Sox logo with OBAMA photo-shopped onto it? Pretty retarded.
by SSH2005 on Jul 11, 2008 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you said that already.
You need new material.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 11, 2008 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on hug it out like JD and OC
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
by furby2056 on Jul 11, 2008 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make-up sex is more appropriate, I believe
“I hate you!”
“I hate you, too!”
“Wait, don’t leave! I’m sorry!”
“I’m sorry, too!”
(Furious graphic, disgusting activity ensues. 3 minutes pass.)
“But the Sox suck!”
“I hate you!”
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 11, 2008 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paulie getting his timng back
Just give it some time dudes
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CLEARLY HE CAN GET IT BACK IN AAA.
by reardenmettle on Jul 10, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a newbie and already he's got a handle of "clearly"
that’s what I like to see!
by rhythm on Jul 10, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well the long and short of it is
that the Sox easily could have been swept. Those were two lucky wins to start the series, so I’ll take it
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
outscored in the series
not a good series IMO, although Thome seems to be heating up, which is a good sign.
by madvillian on Jul 10, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Margin on the series was +1 right? Not indicative of dominance anyway
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops forgot about the inside the Parker for some reason
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm more concerned with how bad Contreras and Javy have been
A Paulie screw up won’t happen all the time in the field, but if 2/5 of your rotation isn’t pitching up to standards, that’s cause for concern.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DVR
Well, I can delete this game from my DVR.
by Alan Snipes on Jul 10, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Need some Animal Planet
America’s Cutest Puppies on standby
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 10, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a 'real' sox fan would save it on the dvr and force himself to watch it repeatedly in order to build his uncontrollable rage.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
until he has the rage built up to attack an umpire?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or enough to make the same comment 100000 times about how much X player sucks
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is apparently where people channel all their frustration with the sox.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i pull out my toenails in frustration
on the plus side, it makes me more of a man
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i cut mine, put them in a jar, and then keep them in my freezer to preserve them.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hear after you do that, they make a fine curative tea
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i do arts-and-crafts with them once they are properly aged.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you grated them
and spread them on your pizza.
(Scratches out line from recipe.)
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have put them in my famous cheese tortellini with red sauce.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like mine in my linguini vongole
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds absolutely delicious.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you also live with Jude Law?
Because if we’re going to re-enact Gattaca, at least get that shit right.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too many zeroes
no rec for u
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just hate to lose, Coach
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean your di-ver
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 10, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That utterly sucked.
Mark slashing PK’s pants to ribbons in the clubhouse.
Still in 1st…
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw F. Liriano tonight
He was lights out and now has 3 straight scoreless starts. If the Twinkies called him up and shot Livan in the back of the head, I’d be really scared. Rumor is they will wait awhile, though. As it is I’m still more scared of the Tiggers.
by Bull Pain on Jul 10, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TWINNESOTA CAN'T LOSE
We’re doomed! Doomed!!!!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 10, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
quiet you blundering bag of bolts!
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Jul 10, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a fop.
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dilf?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not even a little
christian ronaldo otoh i would consider going gay for.
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's handsome, there's no denying that, but i like my dilfs older. it feels more parental that way.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
(Slowly backs away from thread...)
Nice game, guys! See you later!
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're like a father to me wu.
//actually more creepy uncle.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING RECD
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're a gentleman.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And card-carrying NAMBLA member
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP, I usually am on plan with you,
and I’ve been watching Liriano (since I picked himas the breakout player of the AL in the preseason). I’m still worried about the Twinks, larry notwithstanding.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caaaaaallmmmm down.
Calmdown.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys could use some ambience in your lives
Where the fuck is Eno these days?
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually don't answer that.
Since I believe I know the answer and I’d rather not besmirch his good name.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bono's bedroom?
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Producing the latest Coldplay album, actually
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, that was my first thought.
But then thought maybe I was just making things up.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure how I'd feel if I found out he was blowing Bono
Bowie, sure. Hell, even Noel Gallagher I’d understand. Everyone needs a little blow every now and then. But Bono?
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's just not right.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for the record, i'd like to say that i don't think anyone should be blowing bono.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Entitled "White Up, World!"
Even I am not white enough for Coldplay.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're too old to understand their deep lyrics
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any guy that settles for Gwynneth Paltrow
and allows his kid to be named “Apple” hasn’t got a clue.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't forget he's english.
//where hoodlight is from.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
regards
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's bad form to drop the toss from the second bagger on an attempted dual out.
regards.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I lolled.
Not really my thing either.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes you are
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps my exploits were missed tonight :)
anyway…didn’t see the game.
Fair to say we didn’t play very well in the series but a series win on the road no matter who the opponent is success.
We’ve still gained 1.5 on the Twins this week and hopefully can maintain/stretch the lead over the weekend.
However, I’m definitely a bit concerned about Arlington. Those guys can flat out mash, and even though Floyd and Danks are pitching I think our tired pitching staff could be in for a long weekend. They don’t pitch very well, but we’ve got a few guys (AJ, CREDE, PK, SWISH) fighting it right now…we’ll see.
by stanchar on Jul 10, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah we could have used you
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Floyd is doomed.
I see a HR fest ensuing. but we can mash too. leading the AL in HR last I checked.
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
10-10 LA vs. TX tonight, in progress
Balls fly in Arlington.
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by winningugly on Jul 10, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not as much so as in the Cell, iirc
but point taken.
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know where else balls fly?
Yermomistan.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd by me as well
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 10, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I remember correctly this guy impressed during the spring...
He was 3-3 tonight to raise his average to .533.
by stanchar on Jul 10, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sample size obvs
but i liked what i saw. no pop, but a good approach.
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay last bit before I go do something fun this eve
Should I start doing series previews that are basically BUOs for the hitters? And I’ll work on doing our guys (pitchers and hitters) over the ASB. Those might include both ‘07 and ‘08 numbers just to be more thorough for the home team.
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by colintj on Jul 10, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If you have time, sure!
I’m off too. Gnight all.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 10, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
might be more informative to separate '07 from '08 for danks.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Email to Oz 7/10/08
I can no longer lurk…..
Emailed to Ozzie
Ozzie,
What the fuck is Konerko still doing on the field. What, are you in love with his .083 BA since he came back from the DL or is it his stellar defense, I’m sure Buhrle appreciates that! How about Swisher at 1st and Wise in Center. Bat whoever is hotter, Konerko or Thome at DH.
I realize, if we give Paulie enough time, he’ll start hitting into Double plays again! So how’s this, ” thank you for 2005 Paulie, now sit your ass down!” Oz, I thought you were supposed to have balls. We have a real chance to win this year, stop being a pussy and kissing Paulies and Thome’s ass! Don’t blow this Ozzie!
me…...
by Southside Hitman on Jul 10, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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