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They should project this on the moon

Or at least put it on the back of the dollar bill.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 10, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

i never pictured the messiah with such prominent eyebrows.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 10, 2008 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

every time i look at him i giggle

just like uribe when he sees two whoppers for $3.50

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 11, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

whoa orca's all over that phone...

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 11, 2008 1:16 AM CDT reply actions  

Is it BA or is it Floyd?

See a post above by 3E8.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 11, 2008 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

BA is right next to him...

with the blow-up doll.

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know - was pointing it out

(One gripe – I figured BA would have a bat in his Azzle. Quibbling.)

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 11, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

projecting your birthday wishes, eh, private snowball?

"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"

by Toonderstrook on Jul 11, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

isn't the blowup doll enough humiliation?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 11, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are immaculate

super rec’d

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 11, 2008 11:46 AM CDT reply actions  

also, everyone knows rebiggulation is impossible

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 11, 2008 11:47 AM CDT reply actions  

who's on the 'missing poster' between father contreras and fields? ozuna? owens?

btw, why not add a bishop’s hat on fields?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 11, 2008 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Check the fro

definitely Owens

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 11, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

on the money

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 11, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why a bishop's hat?

The missing poster is actually a milk carton. Ozuna is the worthless penny on ooribe’s sheet.

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by thecip on Jul 11, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea i think that's him

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 11, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why does he have goggles and white hair?

I don’t know any magicians, so I might be missing something obvious.

by rhythm on Jul 11, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm trying to figure that out myself

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 11, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah. He's Doc Brown from Back to the Future.

‘Masset Theory’ and all. The picture isn’t clear cause paulie’s hand is obscuring a giant plug. He should have been the large hadron collider.

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by thecip on Jul 11, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cip, must be tough to have to explain the joke

Fer Chrissakes.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 11, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, Happy Birthday!

May it be filled with wine and women, and if not, a nice bottle of astroglide.

by rhythm on Jul 11, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tell me about it.

2 guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

See the first 2 guys walk INTO a bar. Like physically walk into it. get concussions and stuff. And the third one SEES the bar beforehand, recognizes it as bar, something that he may walk into and get himself hurt, so bends at the waist under it.
Forget it.

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by thecip on Jul 11, 2008 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

yeah, you "forgot"

"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"

by Toonderstrook on Jul 11, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hate old people!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 11, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

You shouldn't

The provide a whole new market to take advantage of and don’t put up nearly as tough as a fight.

Case in point: I usually steal candy from little kids, but it’s becoming ever tougher to out run them. If they actually catch up to you, those little fuckers gang up on you and pinch the shit out of you.

Now old people, they generally just give you candy anyways and if you do have to steal it, how the hell is someone that uses a walker going to run you down. An added bonus is that they’ll probably forget what happened by the time the cops show up.

You’re welcome!

by rhythm on Jul 14, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Man, I'm getting old

that should be “they provide a whole new market”

by rhythm on Jul 14, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the candy

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a modern day robin hood

steal candy from the old, give to the rich!

Hmmm…sounds like a certain administration.

by rhythm on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

a band-aid if i'm not mistaken

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 11, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha no problem

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 11, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you look at the picture crosseyed

absolutely nothing happens.

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by thecip on Jul 11, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA! Nice play!

Awesome job on the poster!

by rhythm on Jul 11, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

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