Game 95: White Sox (54-39) @ Rangers (49-46)
by The Wizard on Jul 13, 2008 1:00 PM CDT
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PrintChicago White Sox at Texas Rangers, Jul 13, 2008 2:05 PM CDT
Jose Contreras (RHP) vs. Matt Harrison (LHP)
Time: 2:05 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
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#1 on the charts, #69 in your hearts...
surprised WU didn’t set his alarm.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
let him finish his dinner before the game comes on.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I just noticed
Contreras wears his and WU’s age on his uni.
Huh.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
Harrison, not unexpectedly, isn't in the database
I could do a Contreras BUO maybe? Also, it’s going to be tough to do much with a potential batting BUO i think. Not sure whether those will work well or not.
Also, I’ve been thinking that Fields’ ability to hit off speed stuff is an indictment of his bat speed, no? “Slider bat speed” as the cliché goes?
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hot zones?
pitches they hit particularly well?
by reardenmettle on Jul 13, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
between the two of you, I'm sure something nerdy is coming.
and SSS will be a better place for it.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
Here's the links:
The cards, iirc, are what I used last year to find out that Josh Fields crushes off speed stuff like nobody’s business but can’t hit good fastballs except from lefties and, apparently, JJ Putz. But the biggest issue is that the way the pitch recognition algorithm works, for one, doesn’t generate a lot of samples in certain cases for some pitches. And for two, we don’t have league batter averages to work with for things like BABIP, TB/BIP and ISO, so it would take doing a number of them just to get an idea of what’s what. None of this is a big deal, but it’ll take a lot of fiddling before I can churn something out, rather than on the BUOs, which take about an hour if I’ve got the game as my deadline.
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contreras buo?
all-star break?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
anyone else a little meh about the lineup today?
with aj getting the day off, i understand you have someone else in the 2-spot, but why not swish? he’s been pretty prototypical for a while now, no? i’m a fan of alexei, but oc-ramirez isn’t exactly the kind of obp one would like to have at the top of the lineup.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Okay, so the Contreras BUO proved difficult thanks to Josh's pitch recognition algorithm
being wonky. That really isn’t unexpected though, since Contreras is a pretty unusual pitcher. I did, however, do an ARIO for Matt Harrison.
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ario?
sounds dirty!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
q! enjoys the afternoon delight.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Q!
gonna need more than 2 today methinks
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Well we're only one out in.
I’d hope we get more then two.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 13, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Q Bomb and I missed it?
Gonna have to get my phone MLB app out to see it.
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I missed it too
gameday has the video:
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_07_13_chamlb_texmlb_1&brand=cws
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
wow, that's a bomb.
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I think we need to officially start looking for
a change in approach for Jim. He looked lost last year against lefties and all of a sudden he can see the ball again. I love his swing. Thing of beauty.
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I WOULD DEFIN
DEFINITELY AGREE WITH YOU THERE
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Yeah, I'm not really sure what happened.
I found that like 2 hours ago and have been saving it since then. I am so disappointed.
by reardenmettle on Jul 13, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It was just a jpeg. From PostSecret.
and now it doesn’t really apply.
by reardenmettle on Jul 13, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
my favorite post secret that i've saved for a while:
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JR pretty rarely talks to the media in general.
What are they saying?
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They were saying that
“recently JR has made it clear to Ozzie that he’d like a little less talk”
Basically just pulling shit out of their ass, I really don’t like these guys.
yeah that's not true.
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MLB.tv?
I finally got Hawk and DJ for once, so I’ll be in on the jokes again.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
where the hits never end...
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
MLB iPhone app says 3-2 in the 8th
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not yet
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
OrCa made sure there won't be a 3-2 score
what a selfish bitch
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
That HBP scared Hawk to death.
I was more worried about that reaction time.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
Exactly what I thought
It looked like AJ had no idea that pitch was inside.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 13, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
AND AWAY WE GO!
Run the lip off sunshine shore
Betray white water
Delay dark forms
Slap young waves on wooden bones
Don’t touch the laughter and away we go!
...you probably weren’t making a CYHSY reference were you.
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there were 2 youngs in there.
learn something everyday.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
according to gameday, it was pretty close
according to Josh Kalk, the gameday data hasn’t been corrected, so it is often in error.
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any word on the shadows today?
Will they play a factor?
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at least you've narrowed the options down.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Forkball's staying low
But inside-outside issues, apparently.
Well, one run is a victory after a leadoff double.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
The top of their lineup is insanely good.
And the rest of it has a ton of pop too.
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i read that as 'a ton of poop too'
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
that's what i've had today
twice times to the shitter already
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depends on how you see that. not like i showed you where it was on this
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some nice young man knock some stuff loose for you?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
if sour patch kids mature rapidly in one's GI tract, then yes.
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is that what the kids are calling it these days?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I fail, you fail, we all fail for ice cream!
by reardenmettle on Jul 13, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
i love those, but if you eat one of the movie bags they just destroy your mouth.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
detroit added one in their half off the eighth
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on a Joyce shot that cleared CF wall in Comerica. what a shot.
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When the Twins score 3 it won't matter so much
by reardenmettle on Jul 13, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
word
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
zumaya in to close
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Saltalamacchia suggests a new strategy!
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yes. yes it is.
i’m scurred.
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Nope.
Right now, it’s pride.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 13, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahah, infield in in the 2nd inning with count on the mound
backfires, way to go rangers. I really hate that strategy.
in the second?!?
brilliant.
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while konerko wonders how davis managed to catch the throw from kinsler.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
no, that can't be
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
are you sure?
I didn’t realize Minnesota knew how to lose.
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Now it's not as funny
But they never lose!!!
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 13, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
don't tell colin. he is yet to find a stat that proves this infield to be fast, vision be damned.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i'm starting to come around
for one, i can see brown on the infield. dead grass probably means a hard fast infield.
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watch a couple grounders in the cubs game, then flip back. it's really pronounced.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
That isn't possible, Hawk.
I know. Rietesel taught me.
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and he stole that telescope he has from VHHS
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I fuckin love Uncle Steve
he’s teaching at LHS now.
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Bush was well respected
but did he have narcolepsy, go out for cigarette breaks constantly and have reports of his brother growing pot on his farm?
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No, he was just a competent Physics teacher who helped us all get 5s on Physics C
by reardenmettle on Jul 13, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I got a 5 too baby
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by reardenmettle on Jul 13, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
didn't see that one coming i bet
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4 on German
didn’t take Spanish
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How was that test?
Spanish was fucking brutal, I had to strain my ears to listen to the fluent kids during the verbal sections.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 13, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
It sucked and my teacher was something of a maroon
but I’ve got good language and guessing skills. Supposedly, 4s are very rare and 5s are impossible for non native speakers. But that was from the maroon teacher, so take that fwiw.
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They are pretty rare
3 was the highest any non Hispanic got. Then, of course my school didn’t accept it and I still had to take a full year of Spanish. Assholes.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 13, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
did your teacher make sure you knew the
gender of your nouns?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
not so much for me
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I did love AP test time
Getting out of class to take a massive test that wasn’t as hard as advertised, insuring future college credit? I’ll take it.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 13, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably went to a legit college
Jesuits are liberal with credit.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 13, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
DONT GO TO HARVARD NEXT TIME
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Language classes at Harvard are among the most painful experiences one can endure
so at least I got out of that shit.
by reardenmettle on Jul 13, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
like taking RC language, probably worse
I wasn’t in the RC and tested out of language like yourself, but all my friends were. It’s basically all you do freshman year.
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yeah plus i liked taking those tests
gather all ye nerds! join us in the great room for The Test Of The Ages!
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Hmmm...
I want to say C, but everyone knew what they were getting into with Rietesel. BC meant you weren’t getting the best teacher in school to learn fucking math. Obviously, I took it and I liked Calc as a concept and analytical tool, but I did not have much love for the class.
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shut the fuck up about your fucking high schools!
jesus h.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i will cut you so hard.
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did you wear a duster to high school?
and did you wear it regardless of weather?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
No kidding
I could’ve sworn we were rooting for Chicago, not St. Louis.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
the irony of ordering yourself a book titled 'so, where did you go to high school?'
that helps the st. louis alzheimer’s association is delicious.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
It's the most important thing you have to remember there.
Least favorite city in the country thus far.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
My French teacher spent a good amount of time scaring us
about the fact that the test was really hard and that our scores were going to suck.
by reardenmettle on Jul 13, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Rietesel, despite all that, was highly competent.
that was my favorite part about him. he was crazy AND good.
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1) i cant believe i just got to read about rietesel on a game thread
2) he was the man
3) i loved copying colin’s us history homework in that class
4) rietesel wouldn’t know my name right now but he could tell you i got a 5 on the ap test which makes him special
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 13, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
plus he could tell you that he hated your brother
as he did on the very first day of class. rietesel is the fucking man.
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i hate you colin.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
"your not anything like your brother are you?"
“no”
“ok, good”
what a great introduction
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 13, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
This is going to be ugly today.
And I really don’t know if we’re going to come out on top.
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Contreras looking like bad contreras I presume?
would have prefered a stress-free birthday.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
everyone is going to look bad today
the ball is just flying today and this Rangers team averages 5.5 runs per game.
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he IS bad contreras
Good Contreras is a costume he briefly puts on every few months.
We're half way there!
right?!
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I'm sure all the "level headed" people on this site....
will freak out at my suggestion that KW needs to go after a starter before the deadline. Jose is once again “damaged goods.”
Actually maybe not a trade....
but I’m willing to explore Ohka, Broadway, Richard, etc…..I know there are big, big question marks will all those guys but continuing to throw Jose out there seems to be a waste.
So is he hurt?
Emotional trauma (Pablo, ex-wife)
Older?
I don’t care….the pitcher we saw the first couple of months is long gone.
I guess add Haeger to this group....
maybe it’ll be a merry go round for a little until we find someone who can handle the #5 spot.
you should be thinking Egbert
he’s getting a ton of K’s right now. But, again, none of them should be presumed better than Jose.
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does he really look like he's doing something different to you?
he is what he is and we’re talking about the Rangers here.
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back when he was doing well
i was wondering, why don’t they trade him before he inevitably takes a dump again
yeah, i think the word is out on contreras. i doubt any month-long stretch is gonna change opinions.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
right. nobody's gonna pay for what he could potentially do, but there is the chance he might pitch well for a while.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
well nobody would right now, of course
but he was one of the best starters in the league just a couple months ago. he could have been traded then. given his jekyll-and-hyde act just last year, i think sticking with him was foolish.
anyway, we really don’t have the prospects to get anyone. if we move jose to the bullpen we’ll have replacement-level or worse in the 5th spot. it will just be bad vs bad vs more bad, and the pitching that has propped this team up will have vanished. also, look at javy, lulz.
that wouldn’t be so bad if it only took around 85 wins for this division, but now it looks like it will take quite a bit more.
still, that’s not such a bad outcome, considering what this team was projected to do before the season.
I doubt there's one GM going to say:
“This guy had 17 losses this year and might’ve been the worst pitcher around last year. He’s old, has injury issues, can’t hold runners, lost a lot of his fastball and isn’t the strongest mentally. But he’s having a great month! I’m in, and willing to take all of his considerable salary!”
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
and if there is, they probably aren't in a position to buy
a lack of competence usually precludes the possibility of GMing a good team
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if you can't get someone who would be a real improvement, then what's the point?
also, you seen our system? who we going to give up?
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Ohka and Broadway are not major league starters
Richard might be. None are presumed better than Contreras. In fact, none of them can break 90 consistently. Screw that dude.
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Kinsler doing Mizzou proud
If any Ranger were to beat up the White Sox, I’d want it to be him.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
Flipping to the Cubs per MM's request
and really stark difference between HD and non-HD (thanks Comcast! fucking me even after I don’t pay you anymore)
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There needs to be a way to get free HD without paying for cable
We never paid for cable at my house, the Comcast guys just hooked us up. Local channels are free HD, but dammit I need ESPN and CSN as well.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 13, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
i figured that would illustrate the infield speeds well b/c wrigley is slow.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i actually only caught a chopper while i watched, but i'm willing to grant the point now
i think i was just being a wiener yesterday
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pablo = no 370 ft. outs
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
What if Uribe changed his name to
Pablo Ozuna? Do you think Contreras would be fooled? His eyes aren’t too good anymore.
“Pablo it’s you! You’ve gained weight…”
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Like Blinken feeling the statue he thinks is Robin?
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YOU LOST YOUR ARMS IN BATTLE!
but you grew a nice pair of boobs
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Here goes Hawk with his
“what if they were all on a torrid hitting streak at one time?” bit…
Rangers announcers seem to think Gallagher
Has ace potential. I thought he was like a 3rd starter at best type.
i see him with a 2 starter ceiling
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Former prospect Dustin Nippert!
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Here comes Dustin Nippert...
pitched 7 innings of 4 hit, 1 run relief on Monday against the Angels.
But…before that outing he gave up 8 ER in 2 1/3 vs Boston.
neither Quentin nor Crede will be participating in the State Farm Home Run Derby.http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080713&content_id=3129567&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
However Morneau, him of the 14 home runs, will be participating
What a joke
by Lawstudent201088 on Jul 13, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
this is like a fucking little league game.
i know that nothing that happens this inning can decide the outcome of this game.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
true...it was no big deal that we got the go ahead run b/c you know they
will get at minimum one in the bottom of the inning….had they gotten three or so it would have been more significant, but even then you don’t feel safe.
juan uribe.
you so closely resemble suck i can hardly tell you two apart.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
damn, look at them sweaty-assed titties. that's alright.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
coming back from commercial break.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Hawk who the hell would text message you?
Oh fuck Milton’s up. The only positive thing here is that he’s on my fantasy team.
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stoney would like a quick inning from jose
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
farmio says buckle up
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I guess today it's Nick Magic's turn to eat up innings....
or I guess Russell…..Carrasco is still unavailable i would think.
Whoever does the sound for Texas should be shot in the knee by a 14 year old.
“You’re just a kid!”
BLAM
“And that’s just a knee.”
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This isn't really that fun to watch
I don’t get the feeling that it matters what you throw, you’re still fucked.
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juan says he'd like that
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
completely.
i’ve seen that movie 3 times too.
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Dark Knight and Iron Man in the same year?
What did we do to deserve such glory?
by reardenmettle on Jul 13, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Christopher Nolan and Marvel decided to make real legit shit
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I'd really like to see them do DKR at some point
Not sure who I’d cast for that, but it would be so fucking cool, especially if Nolan did it.
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i literally punched a guy up 2 floors earlier this afternoon.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
that ain't ronald.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I don't think its giong to matter that much
Whether it is Contreras or Masset or DJ Tabasco out there right now.
Coffee is for closers.
You may be right....
but I’d be willing to take my chances.
I prefer sticking with Contreras for a little bit
Just because it still gives me the hope that maybe Masset or DJ Jesus won’t get rocked.
But once either goes in, we’ll know the sad truth.
Anyway, Masset’s up in the pen.
Coffee is for closers.
contreras needed to go a while ago.
And the Twins have the advantage of being a better team than the Sox. - hitlesswonder
he's been able to stay at peak 'get him out of there' status for quite a while today.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
ozzie says ya all relax
no 7 ER yet
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
OK, we get it, the Rangers can score runs, christ
You’d think a team 3 games over and outscored by 23 runs would have some more humility in the booth, guess not
WE'RE FROM FUCKING TEXAS DOOD
what a shitty state.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Two of my best friends are from Texas...
by reardenmettle on Jul 13, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
then you have 2 gay best friends.
youseewhatididthere?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
were they glad they were from texas?
and were they from Austin?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
respectively, or do you mean that there is some uncertainty there?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Yeah, Colin he looks different to me....
he’s throwing 85 MPH fastballs.
????
looks like his off speed stuff is mid 70s and fastballs mid 80s…he just hit 86 mph
don't watch the tv for speed. use gameday. good lord, stan.
And the Twins have the advantage of being a better team than the Sox. - hitlesswonder
he's low 90s.
mostly 91 last inning.
And the Twins have the advantage of being a better team than the Sox. - hitlesswonder
I bet Ozzie's hoping he gets through the inning and then start next inning with someone from the pen
but that ain’t gonna happen
by Lawstudent201088 on Jul 13, 2008 3:24 PM CDT reply actions
R Washington clearly understood where this game was going
a bit before Ozzie…
hmmm. he pulled his pitcher with two outs....
And the Twins have the advantage of being a better team than the Sox. - hitlesswonder
same size right now. we'll see if he pulls him if another guy gets on.
And the Twins have the advantage of being a better team than the Sox. - hitlesswonder
just send him to the showers, ozzie.
And the Twins have the advantage of being a better team than the Sox. - hitlesswonder
He brought in a guy with a 9.5+ ERA.
Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.
Jose is simply throwing junk up there
which is fine, but you gotta fuckin locate the shit
by Lawstudent201088 on Jul 13, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions
I'm really sick of this shit with Contreras and Ozzie
Get him the fuck out, he doesn’t deserve any fucking string the way he is pitching
Jose is simply throwing junk up there
which is fine, but you gotta fuckin locate the shit
by Lawstudent201088 on Jul 13, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions
Stupid Google images
I can’t find a picture of the Apollo Theatre broom guy.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
Russell would be nice right about now
he’s had plenty of rest
I think Contreras has trouble locating because he's blinded by his tears for Pablo
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
This reminds me of my 4th of July kickball game
Only more drunks here, evidently.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
The funny thing to me is that no matter what happens today
this has been a successful road trip…...500 on the road is success, but certainly it has not been pretty.
Young must feel like a real dick
0-3 against Contreras
Deserving of our pitty?
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 13, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Game 95: Gamethread #2
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/13/570776/game-95-gamethread-2
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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