HR Derby Open Thread
by The Cheat on Jul 14, 2008 6:55 PM CDT
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I've got Josh Hamilton in my office pool.
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Does Berman still do these shindigs?
If I worked at an office, I would bet on the number of “back-back-back-back-back” comments,which basically means betting on how many home runs you think will be hit. Fun times.
Also, I’m loving the McCain ad to the right where they are showing a photo of him as a young blood. As if that’s supposed to deter the young and crazy demographic of mine from worshipping Obama and sacrificing animals in his name?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 14, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
admit it, david stern is your god.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Second only to YouTube clips of Tyrus Thomas you NCAA nuthugger
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2008 2:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheat = douche.
And he knows why.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i didn't even get a chance to read past the first sentence, dammit.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
psh, you didn't deserve it
it’s going up at 9:30 pm. It was sporadically (accidentally) published like 5 times.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, sir, kenwo, sir.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read it, very nice.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 14, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd hide this comment, but I don't think you'd be able to read my witty retort then
nozzle’d
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 14, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's good to be the king
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i got no complaints.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't see the connection between what you said and what i said.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and with the setup i just gave you how do you not deliver better than that?
wu woulda nailed that one.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like one of gandhi's kittens?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so thanks to the power of, um,
well it’s “unclear” but i’ve now got photoshop
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and a nasty trojan
please to be using all your accounts
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
meaning: i do not know what you mean.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess i did not know what you meant
anyhow, what is your first photoshop project? how about ben bernanke as john gacy the clown, with the american economy buried under his home.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my photoshop skills are pretty limited
and i’m out of practice. i haven’t pshopped regularly in a while thanks to Laptop I (now deceased).
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know who has mad photoshop skillz, feisty?
shaftr
take a look:
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 14, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
done seen that one
but yeah, shaftr got skills.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't we go even a day without a painful reminder.
oh, pablito, there’s always something there to remind me.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so that's why Grady puts the fear of God in me everytime he comes to the plate
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a ton of commenters tonight eh?
Anyone catch Manny lookin hella stoned?
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
eva had a rough go of it, eh?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a tough situation
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
colin...
...since it’s slow in here tonight anyway, just wondered what you thought of lincecum’s injury risk, if any. anything to worry about little guy throwing so hard so consistently?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
injury risk isn't something anybody has publicly put forward evidence that they can consistently determine
who will get injured and who won’t to my knowledge and I honestly haven’t seen him pitch enough to give my opinion. i know will carroll thinks a lot of him, fwiw. supposedly, he’s a good athlete, which helps a lot, imo. i would want a lot more data before i made a guess.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
understood.
as far as i can tell, nobody out here would dare whisper the “i” word when discussing timmy boy wonder. if anything, the only grumblings i’ve heard are the typical small frame throwing so hard so consistently = some body part being significantly overworked. i have also heard, however, that he has some sort of bionic arm that doesn’t need icing and is ready to go at all times.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i read the SI article about him and evidently he doesn't ice
i don’t know the medical specifics, so if that’s the way he wants to roll, fine i guess. he might be a freak, but you shouldn’t bet on it. the definition of a freak is someone who constantly defies the odds. those are guys that are optimally used in competitive environments as early as possible. the Giants this year obviously do not count and i’d be very wary of wasting innings on a shitty team like this if I were them.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny you say that because all day yesterday and today the talk is that they're ONLY 7 games out and have a chance in the piss-poor nl west.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's delusional.
7 games at this point in the season? show a little perspective SF. i don’t really know much about Giants fans, but do they profile that differently than A’s fans? seems like they’d be coming more or less from the same background.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haven't heard it from fans...just the talking heads.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well they're idiots no matter where you go.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
except for our "average joe" at the s-t, of course.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's David Byrne have to do with this?
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i watched uggla hit and his swing reminded me of beckham
they both turn very aggressively on a relatively narrow axis (legs close together vs. well spread). he would make an interesting comp, at least.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF is Rick Reilly doing here?
I hate that guy.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rick Reilly has somehow made me hate him almost as much as Mitch Album
by madvillian on Jul 14, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's made some super hacky jokes so far.
OMG MARK MCGWIRE GOT BIGGER LOL
OMG AGENTS TAKE MONEY LOL
...just die already
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and to think espn threw that much dough at him...and i don't mean juan uribe (in the reilly joke-styling spirit)
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously.
shows you where ESPN’s priorities are. good journalism? insightful commentary? cultivating the skills of those already in your stable?
not so much.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on that same track, at lunch today espn2 was on.
no audio, but at the table sat skip bayless, dana jacobson, and nelly. f’ing nelly. those three are really A1-A3 in my sports commentary book.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
win.
also Reilly needs to shut. up.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he really started to go downhill when si.com
starting having the reilly riffs bs where he got to act like he was ray romano meets jim rome…without any of the funnies.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know the timeline, i just know he's an asshole
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you watch the costas now with will leitch from deadspin, that lunatic newspaper writer and braylon edwards(?)
will leitch from deadspin, that lunatic newspaper writer and braylon edwards(?)
they were talking about sports blogging. what the fuck does braylon edwards know about blogging? answer: nothing.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buzz Bissinger writes for a newspaper?
Shit, the only reason I knew him was because of Friday Night Lights.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2008 2:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way Josh Hamilton is going about this is making him one of my favorite players
He’s doing it all with a smile and a “Oh, dang, I didn’t know I could do that either”
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gotta love him picking his 71-year old former coach as well.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's pretty awesome
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he going to tie Abreu?
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ball is just flying off his bat.
It looks like he’s mis-hitting some, but the ball just flies.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Milton isn't really coming off as the ass he's reported to be
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
miltie's just misunderstood.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the BUO is back up btw
i forgot it’s eastern not central.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh.
It seemed to me like he was just getting in someone else’s spolight. You know? That wasn’t his moment but he pushed himself into it.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 14, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought he was just reacting to a teammate's awesomeness.
seemed to be playing around with Josh.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joshimoto!
I love this guy – have a soft spot for recovering addicts. Good for him.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah i didn't really appreciate the overtones of Berman and Reilly's commentary
they didn’t seem to add perspective to what addiction is at all.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because they are tools
I worked for 10 years with all walks of addict, and it is a mutha. Can’t imagine being surrounded by the environment that is MLB and stay sober. (I’d put up with it to talk with Erin, though.)
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doing what may i ask?
and for an old mfer you sure got your shit together.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the ex-wives, duh.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must be tough being perfect, kid. Lonely.
Call me when you want to talk.
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
slam!
dup-da-da
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Name it -
Lawson YMCA with indigents, outreach with gang kids, clebs/kids at Parkside Lodge, and inpatient dual diagnosis at Alexian Brothers. Soup to nuts.
Which is why I am so patient with that POS Toonder. I understand and empathise.
Took awhile to figure it out, c. 4 marriages ain’t a stellar track record. Life, however, for some of us, begins at 40.
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon bitch, let's hug it out. ;- )
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this a moment? did i just read you guys' moment?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naw - pulling respective chains
Lawyers are cold-blooded animals – no emotion. Moments unpossible.
(I’m learning the blogspeak.)
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
You can see just how fast his bat moves when they put it in that super slow mo. Every one else’s bat goes throw it nice and easy. His was flying through relatively.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Reggie were doing play by play or color nationally.
He’s better than every one he’s sitting next to.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I always dug Reggie
ego be damned.
Interesting how small he looks next to these kids. Is it the hormone-injected beef everyone is eating today?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ego helped make him larger than life
he seems to have a little perspective on that now, too.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, Reilly. Stop being an asshole.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
call the competition now.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I didn't care about the Homerun Derby...
but Hamilton’s round was impressive. The one that hit off the back wall was amazing and I don’t even think it ended up being the longest. My favorite though, was when the two kids got beat down by NYC’s finest. Seeing a kid in a Yankees jersey with a cop’s hands around his neck warms my heart so.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 14, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Reilly is an absolute douche.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
repeat. repeat. repeat. repeat. repeat. repeat.
i have never heard someone repeat himself like this.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you need to mute that shit.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah it's aggravating me.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a reason some guys are writers
and not “face” guys. Writers get to take their time in responding and sort it out. Talking heads actually have to think on their feet and do it well.
Reilly is the former (if you like his writing, and most on this site don’t seem to). Needs the hook.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the giant hook. enter stage left.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which is why i still don't understand those shows where mariotti and bayless and woody whatever the hell his name is appear on television.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saw your earlier post
I have never – never – been able to listen to Skip Bayless for longer than 3 seconds. His voice has gotta be the worst on television. Totally agree.
I kinda like Around the Horn, though. Bayless is not on that one. I like to see all the physical deformities on the sportswriters – the woman from the Boston Herald with the lazy eye, Kevin Blankenship with the lisp, Woody Hayes with his John Elway-like teeth, and of course, Mariotti looking like Sal Mineo after James Dean BAzzled him in the azzle. Good times.
PS Erin looks very Svedish tonight – jaaaa suuure.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woody paige, me thinks. hayes would be much more interesting.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops
My cloud of dust is showing.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if only woody hayes and bo could do around the horn.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about bill platschke?
that guy is a total fail looks-wise. and that fucking voice.
dealt a brutal hand.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And people wonder why Simmons hasn't joined his ESPN brethern by attaching himself to every ESPN program
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2008 2:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think the HD is treating Erin Andrews that well
And she’s always awkwardly dressed.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Any clothing on her is awkward in my mind.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
glad you didn't go with the obvious
“WUT R U? GAY? WHO CARES WHAT SHE’S WEARING”
a far more clever turn.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she always goes for the "slutty yet nice" look
Sometimes it works, tonight it does not.
by madvillian on Jul 14, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's usually form fitting, but i wouldn't call it slutty. classy with a twist.
but the things she picks often don’t fit her properly or don’t flatter her. she just seems to have a slightly skewed aesthetic.
although it might be the tv angle. she just walked behind home plate and looked a lot better.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that she's less than perfect
Needs someone to help dress her in the morning….Applicants?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh, i don't understand her internet icon status at all.
seems to be a function of the way men understand women in their “world”. they’re either Super Hot because they’re good looking and like sports, or they’re totally ignorable because they like sports and aren’t good looking.
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by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i loooove titties.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW, you POS
I was just making myself a sandwich and laughed out loud because I was making myself a sandwich (and knew you would not allow that to happen in your home).
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm actually eating a sandwich i made right now.
that being said, my policy is i’m not making my own sandwich if i got a woman in the house.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will take bets
When you finally get married you will be the biggest pussy-whipped POS on the planet. Money.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha ha. that's a bet you'd lose my friend. i'll be slave to no woman.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know who else loved titties, feisty?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 14, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
saw a bit on the end
she was dressed fine, much better than her 2008 georgia baseball outfits
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 14, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's just got that much more pop than anyone else there.
And in addition to that he doesn’t miss.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate insurance guys
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
c'mon, just a li'l bit of whole life...
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since this is my Butkus year, they are the first I knock on their respective asses
Who would be the fucksticks in your profession who make you cringe? Legal aid folks at least have their hearts in the right place? Slip and fall guys?
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anybody who is unethical in the practice is a fuckstick to me.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, duh, but who (as a group) is stereotypically unethical?
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh, the entire profession?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ding Ding Ding
I think we have a weiner!
by rhythm on Jul 15, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for least original zinger of all time?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 15, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who had a run on YOUR bank today?
(Oops, maybe IndyMac was your financial institution – though with a smart cookie at your side I bet not.)
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ain't nobody been anywhere near my mattress taking my money.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 15, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just made my way around the loop getting my accounts in order today.
no fdic uninsured amounts for this man.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF are you doing with all that cash in banks? Are you an immigrant?
Thought you were a man. (Our brokerage savings accounts are insured up to $100MM, supposedly…through a bank consortium.)
Maybe you are a player. I bow in your general direction, sir.
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that wasn't meant to be a joke. i was answering wu's question.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, now it's even funnier
cause your a bigger douche than I originally gave you credit for, Mr. Cock Sandwich lover!
by rhythm on Jul 15, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, it's what makes Ken Tremendous so annoying at times
He thinks he’s god’s gift because he’s a fucking insurance adjuster.
by madvillian on Jul 14, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hamilton all swung out?
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank Thomas second on the list of biggest HR in a derby
sounds right to me. Frank had more power than anyone I’ve ever seen live. I really want to catch Hamilton at The Cell now, though.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
moon. shot.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
to me, this scoring is still flawed if hamilton doesn't win this.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i agree. but given the rules, he should have employed a little different strategery, as his team's former owner would have.
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that was my concern
Recovering addicts aren’t known for pacing themselves. When I lived in Indianapolis I had a recovering buddy who joined 6 different weekly bowling leagues.
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
isn't that what made the addicts in the first place?
by rhythm on Jul 15, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chicken/egg, but a good question.
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more bombs?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, if he can't beat 5, that's his fault
and he’s still amazing
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His misses aren't going out anymore
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bs but funny nonetheless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrrx5CgdZaA&NR=1
"now, which is it gonna be: drive your car in the lake or get a dislocated elbow?"
by Toonderstrook on Jul 14, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty funny
So how’d you get to Tokyo?
;)
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Don Kirschner is giving out an award!
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember that night game
last year when Morneau hit like two (or three??) homers off of us in one game?
My ex totally broke up with me the next day. It was for the best though, so god bless.
MEMORIES
by scott b on Jul 14, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Morneau = The Devil?
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 14, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to Gammons
Morneau = Olerud x 2
except he doesn’t wear that helmet in fear of dying or some shit like that.
by scott b on Jul 14, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
olerud is a soft-headed motherfucker.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Chicago Tough
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ex junkies are
they create amazing stories and possible movies in the making.
by scott b on Jul 14, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how could i forget? she blew once for every homer he hit that night.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 14, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and FJM pans ESPN for interviewing Hamiliton over Morneu
Give it up guys, he’s a better fucking story.
by madvillian on Jul 14, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
plus they interviewed Morneau afterward
that’s a little much.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FJM = Cowley?
Gotta feed trhe beast…
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*the* - I cannot effin' type *the*
Done.
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by winningugly on Jul 14, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cant hit reply either
me: [Prince] Fielder, YOU SUCK
Mattee115: what'd he do?
me: Ran to tag out Pie at first but got beat
and it woulda ended the inning
Mattee115: i never thought he'd get out run by a pie
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 14, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny Stuff!
Rick Reilly, after Josh Hamilton’s 28-homer first round and all of the talk of Hamilton’s apparently prophetic dream that he would someday compete in the Derby at Yankee Stadium:http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/07/weird-things-to-say-during-home-run.htmlIt’s a lousy night to be an atheist!
It already seemed weird at the time, but now it seems even weirder that God, if He does indeed exist, would shove it in the atheists’ faces by having Hamilton break Bobby Abreu’s hallowed first-round record of 24 home runs (was Abreu’s night also a bad night for atheists?) and then come right back and force Josh to hit only 3 taters when the contest is on the line. Questionable storytelling sense, God.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 14, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The way the night was going
i’m suprised there wasn’t any “McCain in ‘08” being thrown around.
That dream story is complete horseshit.
by scott b on Jul 14, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Jul 14, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I FUCKIN HATE ZE DOGS
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 14, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a good night to be a hack
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Jul 14, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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