2008 All-Star Game: Gamethread #3
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q.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
it's Q! time
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
damn...............
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
just underneath it
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Just missed it.
OMG HE NEEDS TO GET IT GOING!!!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
.902 OPS after his June 15 rest
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
INCLUDING CREDE!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
POST O' THE NIGHT
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
So Q could come up again, potentially
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I want to do drugs so i can be as good as hamilton
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
i just want to do drugs
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
soul patch dominance....
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Quentin over the last week:
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
1BB to 7Ks
The POS.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
1.044 OPS the last 6 days
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Crede would have at least popped it up
Potentially into the left field seats.
Coffee is for closers.
Ugh.
Today, I consider myself….the boredest man on the face of the Earth.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
"....an awful lot to live f"
“A stirring speech by Lou Gehrig, one we’ll all remember thanks to Taco Bell. End your last meal with a Fruitista Freeze! And now back to Jeannie Zelasko in the studio for an interview with Kenny Chesney!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i can't stand it, either.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
So, what will finish first, my video conversion or the all star game
hopefully my TOTALLY LEGAL copy of Transformers finishes right after the AL victory.
Transformers? Wrong summer broham
Actually, that movie is awesome. Anyone who doesn’t like explosions and Megan Fox doesn’t deserve oxygen.
And I definitley got my ticket to Dark Knight this Friday at Navy Pier.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
Nice ass, too.
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Rally Double!!!
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
rally double!!!
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
lol @ license plate
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I so glad I voted for him over Dye.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
Dye would've been distracted.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Cant have that.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
AL Needs to win
I can’t deal w/ a Mariotti…Cubs have homefield article
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
RALLY DOUBLE
rally’s, of course, is a fast food chain.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Good one.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
mmmmm rallys
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Stupid morneu.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL!!!
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
that earns you my most prestigious award.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Morneau the rally killer!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Well done.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
haha you win
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
gi: rally evan, 3rd page
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
He led the rally by diffusion of the rainbow dust that emits from his pores
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice managing by Terry
Let’s refer to him as “Bevington”.
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
AL out of bench fuckers
as Fox has said way too many times now
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
looks like a bunch of harvardeers
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
Sandman.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
BTW, dunno if anyone posted this
In Today’s BP on the Sox:
Gaping Hole: First base. Konerko’s got to show something in the next few weeks if he doesn’t want to avoid losing starts to Anderson and Wise (with Swisher playing first), or if he doesn’t want to encourage Kenny Williams to ponder what sort of damage Brad Eldred could do in the Cell after hitting .265/.332/.620 with 26 homers for Charlotte. That last is pretty unlikely; whatever else Eldred’s virtues, his performance translates to a guy who would peak a good ten points short of average for a first baseman in the majors. If there’s an area that Williams might choose to address at the deadline, it might be here, but keep in mind that Swisher’s positional flexibility gives them the option of getting a center fielder and moving Swish to first.
Coffee is for closers.
who's available at 1st/centerfield?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
bah!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
you sure you're not a yankees fan?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Hard not jumping on the bandwagon once in a while.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I am
They’re My #2 team
My Dad grew up a Yankee fan and I’ve spent nearly half my life out here
by Crede's Crew on Jul 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Trevor Hoffman has by far the cooler entrance
Hell’s Bells works much better. Gives you chills when you’re at the game.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
You've never been to a Yankee game, right?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
been to a Pads game?
nothing beats it.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
If you say so.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
oh well that's just crap
can’t have Jim ganging up on me too, here.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
psh, you guys are presumptuous
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Hmm, the tradition of the Padres vs. the Yankees...
I gotta go with the Fathers, Jim.
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
dude, that isn't the point
we’re judging just the entrance and music.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
AC/DC does nothing for me.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Fish tacos.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i always wished that bobby jenks had chosen this one bobby digital song.
i’ll try to find it. great intro. they keep shouting “it must be bobby”
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed - I remember that song.
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bW_cgra0qt0
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
beat me to it!
ftWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I am
They’re My #2 team
My Dad grew up a Yankee fan and I’ve spent nearly half my life out here
how're you a sox fan then?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Born and raised on South Side
Moved to NJ for HS and College
Now live in NYC
by Crede's Crew on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Cognitive dissonace prevents what you are proposing, sir
unless you are schizophrenic.
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
How's that?
Different divisions, not rivals in the traditional sense, no playoff matchups in my lifetime.
It’s actually quite easy
by Crede's Crew on Jul 15, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
In the 50s and 60s, it wouldn't be allowed.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
As am I.
But my dad bears the scars of repeated second-place finishes.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
My Dad's a Yankee fan
So that explains it
by Crede's Crew on Jul 15, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
classic modernist collage
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
What pitchers are left for the AL in case this goes to extra innings?
by El Duque's Raft on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
pablo
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Okay, can I question this pitching move?
Is that it? Mariano has to go as long as this game lasts?
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
Didn't they end it in a tie a few years ago?
And Selig was skewered?
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
they could at least change the title
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
unless they haven't broken out yet?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Yeah they definitley broke out
Season 1 was pretty damn good. I stopped watching after that, it got incredibly boring, and wasn’t able to keep up it’s concept like 24 has.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck that show.
Thats all.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
strike em out throw em out
BAM bitch
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
The stage is being set
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ernie saya,"Let's lose two!"
I demand the power of Q
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
that's not his face
:(
cip
:(
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
this is an exhibition game
No need for the A stuff
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
i'll be expecting it by friday
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I thought you were Chicago Tough
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
simulated typing?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
It involves a towel.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
And a Virginia Slim
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i knew it!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I too am in a slump since Pablo was DFA'd
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
time to make a phone call to your slump buster.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
everyone loves a slump buster.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
That background is the shit.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe that's Brigitte Nielsen in "Red Sonja"
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Those life water commercials with the lizards are terrible.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
She's fine.
The rest I could do without.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed, make a commercial with her and no lizards plz.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Why the qualifier?
(Just stirring the pot.)
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
lizards? I demand louie back!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Whos' the lady?
She’s not so terrible
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Dempster getting the loss?
Thanks to Q!?
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT reply actions
yes demspter
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
That would be heavenly
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually if they brought Marmol in
that would be the best. Evah.
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Q NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
he gets all that velocity from the waving of his glove
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
get on base, you asshole.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
has to be
Dempster hasn’t hit 95, 96 since Florida
by El Duque's Raft on Jul 15, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
it's just not very good
the gun readings on tv are usually pretty bad. gameday is much better.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
you giving someone here the tour of the 'gun show'?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
2nd Amendment right, mofo
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Fox likes to make it flamey.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
if there is a walkoff
is q gonna cockpunch the guy like he normally does?
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way to make dempter look good
assbags
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Extra inning walk off is more dramatic anyways
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
I bet anal on Avodart is a bitch.
shrunken prostrate? that’s a tough target.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
normally i keep that stuff to myself
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
time to step up from 'normally' to always.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
or i tell my friends
which is why i warn people not to get to know me well
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Done, and done!
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
WU ABANDONED HIS CHILD
HE ABANDONED HIS BOY
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
don't bully me, daniel!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
"Women should not handle Avodart."
“Women should not look at Avodart.”
“Do not taunt Avodart.”
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
i love watching rivera pitch to lefties
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
His music sucks, though
so why watch?
;)
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
oh come on you guys LIKE sandman?
?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I'd figure you'd prefer them to come out of the bullpen to My Morning Jacket
But not jog out. Just saunter out. Ennui to the max.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
not that big an MMJ fan, fwiw
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
then they can just give it to the cubs
right? is that what you want?
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They play in Pittsburgh, then
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Montreal would be more neutral.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Montreaux
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
True, no advantage can be had in Pittsburgh by anyone
It’s Pittsburgh after all.
Coffee is for closers.
yaaa sit down nate
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Going to miss the stadium
also not looking forward to getting raped by next year’s ticket prices
Yep
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
pwned.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Mo
is a ‘mo.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
That can be next years feelgood story
Prince Fielder is fat
Josh Hamilton was a drug addict
Mariano Rivera is a homosexual
Bloggin'
http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/
Uggla looks like a psycho.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions
NERDS!!!!!
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
See?
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
it's time....
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Tejeda not Chicago Tough
Shouldve ran over Kinsler
by El Duque's Raft on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions
Jesus Christ!
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Q!!!
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions
Q!!!
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Ripped one right at Uggla that went under his glove
play should ahve been made, but Q hit a liner about as hard as he can hit it.
hit a ball
right at Uggla who made an error
it was impressive
Bloggin'
http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/
No, I know
but he got on via error? So how is that studly?
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Right through his torso, is what I saw.
Yup.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
mmm-hmmm.
/nodding.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Uggla!
You you you UGGLA!
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions
Clear as your avatar...
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Strategery.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Darky getting pitched to.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions
Brutal, OG
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Q! comes through!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
A little late maybe?
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, I was rather busy at the time
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Well this isn't going to go well for the NL
so how’s it going to happen fellas?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
eva with the sac fly to win it
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Short people got no reason
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Christ, he almost busted his ankle there
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey no way
the Marlins middle infield can’t play infield
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Why would Aaron Cook be in
when Brandon Webb could be in?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
they are "trying not to use Brandon Webb"
by reardenmettle on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
the same reason the AL is "trying not to use Scott Kazmir"
by reardenmettle on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm not familiar with either
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
webb pitches for the d-backs. kazmir for the rays.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
you know i corrected myself
you could…just…
you know what? i hate you all.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
or whatever.
so what’s the reason?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Short rest.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe you would've known that
If you got your nose out of a spreadsheet.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
the stats don't suggest he can do that.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK!!
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions
fuckstick!
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
i am the anti-stanch
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i don't think i want morneau to do it.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
wow miggy
nicely done
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
ahhhhhhhhhh.....soab
good play though
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
That was Soxesque.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions
Positively Jenks-like
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
So if All Stars don't score with 0 out and the bases loaded
does that make them pathetic?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
it makes them team players for the Fox Sports advertisement department
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 15, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe we'll have a tie. And the World Series home adv
will be decided by record…no…that would be too—rational.
why is it rational to be determined by record?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Hello, I must be going?
;)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
but they don't play in the same league
there are how many shared opponents and how many games between those who are shared?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I think they should go by leaguewide interleague record.
If they want to keep doing the damn thing.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
this makes sense
or more sense
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
'this extra inning brought to you by prostates'
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
tiny, tiny prostates
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
is it seriously 11pm?
:(
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
No, it's after midnight
Puss. You’re not my kid.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
THEY STARTED THIS SHIT AT SIX IT'S TAKING FOR FUCKING EVER
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Dead?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Bah fuck this.
I got to see Q! deliver thats all that matters.
Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.
by omnipotent grab on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT reply actions
thought you guys would enjoy my buddy's idea
“also, i am thinking of leaving my apartment, running across the mad ave bridge, and waiting outside the stadium for joe buck so i can stab him in the throat for humanity’s sake”
but nice nonetheless
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i'll just tell you what happens
it’s faster that way
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
If you say anything, you lose a testicle
by reardenmettle on Jul 15, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Too late
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
hilarious. rec'd.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
what happens?
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
seats are for asses
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
solve this tie by going OVER THE TOP!
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
great movie.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Q! due fourth, right?
Q!? :*(
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT reply actions
One down.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
OK
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by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Q DEMANDS THAT HE BAT NOW
NOT FOURTH, NOW
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
is real
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Missing opportunities with RISP... running into outs...
Wait, are we watching a Sox game?
Coffee is for closers.
no tag.....
fucking umpires
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
that was "Ozzie with two outs with Toby up"
obvious
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
or ozzie with 2 outs and alexei on 1st with oc at-bat.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
We need #4
rally thread!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
DO IT
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
If only that were a meaningful statistic
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
it's q! time. give it to me world.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
they threw him out for Q!!!!!!
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
OH HAHAHAHA
shows what i know
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i can't believe they sent him.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Yeah, but you gotta call him out on that one
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Q! in the catbirds seat
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Eaten by the cat
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck
he got his pitch. damn sinkerballers.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
sigh....
it’s ok Q!
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Like "Phantasm":
No, it’s not.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
nnnnnnnoooooo!!!!!!!!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I hate this fucking game.
END.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions
Where was Crede?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Hee hee - nice
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Q makes Picard sad
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
The line must be drawn here!
The 12th inning—no farther!
by expatnyc on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Um - your 4 hour erection can carry her!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I kinda feel like Prop Joe here...
I’m just going to close my eyes…
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
new gamethread for bottom 12?
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
BWAHAHA!
That would be cruel.
BWAHAHAHA!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice!!!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
From BP chat:
“Joe Sheehan (9:38:08 PM PT): Great throw, fantastic pick…I think he was safe. Very high tag. Man, I wish I’d DVRd this game.
Where are we on the “best ASGs” ever list at this point? Ton of action, great escapes, tremendous storylines…”
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
compelling to say the least....
or most
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
i'm actually getting tired of this game. ready for an ending.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
What the fuck am I doing up?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously. i got golf tomorrow.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Caddying?
I know this has been a brutal summer so far…
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
no shit man...
i was ready like an hour ago
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
i haven't enjoyed it much at all
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
hopefully marmol can fuck it up in the bottom or something
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
if jermaine dye was on the all-star team something something.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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