2008 All Star Gamethread #4
will it ever end?
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it will end.
right?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i thought you mighta left
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
and damnit
i can’t go get sour patch kids now
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
shit...i could go for some of that rally's
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
rolling the dice there. not guaranteed.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm in a tight spot!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
the clock is ticking. what are you gonna do macgruber?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Gimme that guitar.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Can at least get a hooker there, probably.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
or, if you prefer
THERE’S NEVER ANY TIME!
I’M SO EXCITED
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I'M SO SCARED!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
oh look who's here!
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Gagne and Hoffman are worse off
in recent memory.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
and marmol soon enough.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know.
He hasn’t been involved in any of the six runs.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Do all those kids have cancer and what not?
they looked okay to me
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
who doesn't?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
like thornton
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Sherrill's wind-up delivery basically hides the ball until he releases it.
Gotta be hard to hit him from the left side.
kenwo would wear his ass out
no doubt
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Nope - Baltimore in August
2-for-1.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
ooof
should be able to score this… RIGHT???
by Crede's Crew on Jul 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
ahhhhh off the fucking wall
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
go go gadget grady
it’s got to work this time
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Uggla and Crede shop for leather at the same store
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Fast infield!
Shadows!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
A-Rod screaming"drop it!".
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Do It Eva!

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Neva!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
"sexy rally" yields
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
asian sexy rally!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
it's thai, so you might be getting more than meets the eye
or, “meats” the eye, if you prefer.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
No yellow fever for you?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
gotta get your yellow belt, right wu?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Hai!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuckin' sports fans...
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
WTF? It's like both teams are channeling the Sox offense on the road
How many consecutive innings with a runner on 3rd, less than 2 outs who is stranded?
in a shocking turn of events, it turns out the sox aren't the only team that strands runners in baseball.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
for you colin!

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
first pitch single.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Mmmmm I’m really diggin your lips but be careful where you walkin when you’re swing them hips. I’m kinda concerned you’ll be causin a crash with your traffic jam booty heads pausin so fast(hey) I wouldn’t trade you for the world I swear it. I like your hair in every style that you wear it, and how the colors coordinate with your clothes from your manicured nails to your pedicured toes
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
FUCKSTICK KINSLER!!!!!!!
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
It'll probably be a solo shot
That ties the game and pisses more people off.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 15, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
2005?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
this time it counts.
never ends.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
great, great movie.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
3 recs isn't enough?!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
was thinking the same thing?
has the bar been raised?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck it.....
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
These guys must be pissed
In NYC, no game tomorrow…you know they just want alcohol and ladies
In fact, I bet the cubs and red sox are out drinking by now
So why is Jose Reyes not on the all star team?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Please get through this Sherrill.
Q! vs. Marmol eminent.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions
pansages...mmmmm

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE. SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEEEEEASE. I WANT TO DIIIIIIIIE.
Put a bullet in my heeeaaaaad.
Got it. Influenced by The Cure.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You guys, if Sherril gets out of this
I have what it takes. I just know it.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
oh boy....(giggling with excitement)
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Guillen is a man of many positions
I’d like to throw him for an inning or 3
by Crede's Crew on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
marmol will walk a run in.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I was thinking Q with the GWHBP
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, Christ -
wait, I’m Jewish!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
IT'S TIME FOR THE RALLY POOPER TROOPER

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Jeez, I thought Q! was coming up.
:*(
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT reply actions
is that john kerry?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I want to stop watching this but i can't
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you know who i miss?
jack kemp.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i miss larry
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
JD Drew is a gaping asshole
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME
good night for atheists
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
tanks for nuttin', daniel!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 16, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
YES
thanks uggla
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
"Did you say Uggla sucks?"

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
BUD BUD BUD SELIG TO THE RESDUE

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
and goodnight.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
son. of. a. bitch.
Q was super pissed.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
tiny tiny prostate
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
NOO!!! FAIL Q!!! NOOO

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
i didn't even get this up in time.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
ozuna would have ended this game one way or the other by now.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
time to start drinking
and to start wondering why i wasn’t before
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i wish i wasn't 19 sigh.....
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
dude, we are on the level..
I just made a huge G&T
by Crede's Crew on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
time to finish drinkin
and maybe go josh hamilton.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
yeah, i could almost start guzzling right now. had been leaning towards going to sleep. something's gotta change.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
ok
am i wrong or is Francona the reason we have this all-star game= world series homefield in the first place.
what a fucknut
1. dont bench a rod, ever
2. dont bench mauer, ever
3. save halladay for this situation, not kazmir.
muthafucka
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
also only used K-Rod for 1 out
But I understand the Mo thing
by Crede's Crew on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
yeAH
and let Jeter hit twice.
hes a piece of shit. they should blow him up with the stadium.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
i was wrong
it was the Dodgers skipper and the Cubs broadcaster that sucked the Selig tit and started this debacle.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
think if I took the D train uptown
they’d let me in free for the 18th ?
Try the midnight train going anywhere.
by reardenmettle on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
how about the treadmill to nowhere
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
he leaving
on that midnight train to Georgia…
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Glad Webb is in
he’s awesome
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
this game is really harshing my buzz.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
z

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by thecip on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
you guys
are abusing the images fo sho
didnt this site used to be about the hardball?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
so poorly played.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i hope cause he sure as shit cant hit
j/k I LOOVE U Q!!!
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did i tell you recently
that Francona is a retard?
because he is.
someone make a funny retard pic
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
by furby2056 on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
ty
lol
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
not already.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
i wasn't paying very close attention
and now I can’t remember what buck said—was it that he pitched sunday or tossed in the ‘pen?
I can hear Francona now
“Honest, I wanted to take Kazmir out, but Selig threatened to break my knees.”
swing off Q! vs McClouth
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Selig calls in a favor
“Brandon, just lob one in to Morneau”
These threads are sweet
I don’t have to even bother using google image for a whole series now, since colin and cip fucking posted every damn .jpeg on the internet here.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 16, 2008 1:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
gi 'colin'

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
So that's what he looks like!
I expected far worse.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 16, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions

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