we have now all been introduced to firstname.lastname@example.org. last fanpost, we gained some insight into what drives this genius to do what he does: his failure, despite dominating the south side baseball scene for over twenty years, to ever get paid to play baseball; his small penis; and paul konerko's continued existence.
what does the future hold for his artistry? will he continue to be satisfied exploring the limits of his current leitmotifs? or will he branch out into erstwhile unknown territories? we wait with bated breath.
we knew it couldn't last. however, the legend himself is now amongst us to fill our heads with unvarnished truthiness.
prior thread, which includes an extensive discussion of one of ken's favorites, the automobile industry.