KW Lives
by larry on Jul 18, 2008 11:10 AM CDT
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Printwe have now all been introduced to kenwo4life@aol.com. last fanpost, we gained some insight into what drives this genius to do what he does: his failure, despite dominating the south side baseball scene for over twenty years, to ever get paid to play baseball; his small penis; and paul konerko's continued existence.
what does the future hold for his artistry? will he continue to be satisfied exploring the limits of his current leitmotifs? or will he branch out into erstwhile unknown territories? we wait with bated breath.
7/25 edit.
we knew it couldn't last. however, the legend himself is now amongst us to fill our heads with unvarnished truthiness.
prior thread, which includes an extensive discussion of one of ken's favorites, the automobile industry.
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the power of kenwo!
in the recommended fanposts and there’s no content yet!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Everyone assumes there will be gold in the comments section
I fully expect everyone who posts here regularly to have a signature from kenwo4life by mid-August.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 18, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
and let's not sully this thread with real-world issues.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed. perhaps non KW posts should be flagged? I'll start with yours
and you can flag mine.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
People who discuss anything that requires any sort of logic on this site should be banned
Everyone thinks they’re better than me because they’ve been to a few book depositories here and there?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 18, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
By that measure, Oz
Lee Harvey Oswald is better than you.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Leitmotif is a great word
I believe Kenwo invented it.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
ken eschews the unoriginal
Lisa i don’t like your verse…it sounds too much like Hey chicago whadya say the cubs are gunna win today…we gotta be more original here people.
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 19, 2008 2:16 PM
he holds himself to a higher standard and expects nothing less from those around him.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
No lardiness for kenwo.
But your summary is almost as good as Kenwo. Keep it up, larry. Good times.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
ken doesn't have time to solve your problems
Take your marriage problems to the Jerry Springer or Dr. Phil blog for goodness sakes.
We need to hop out to a nice lead like we did last night. I want the sox to give every bit of confidence they possibly can to Gavin who is coming off of his worst outing of the season.
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 19, 2008 4:42 PM
And he was right! As usual, kenwo has his finger on the pulse of reality
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
my spoon is too big
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
Uh, oh, no Kenwo so far today
Could 2 home losses in a row to the Royals have been the final straw? Is he doing a Michael Douglas/D-Fens? Is he hanging from piano wire? I know I would be the lesser for it, as every (crazy) man’s demise diminishes us all.
The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.
flip floppers are bisexuals
I was disgruntled watching the game but you guys are even worse. Dleeun? I don’t even know what the hell you were saying 2 posts ago. I am sick of hearing about the home run or nothing blah blah blah…. against the royals they scored a bunch of runs in the first inning without getting a home run. what is so terrible about home runs anyway? Then when I say Konerko is brutal or Crede is garbage everyone gets all pissy at me. To hell with you guys. They are a streaky club. Get over it. In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners. Then they will lose two and you will jump off the roof. A good portion of you are worse than a windsock. At least I stick to my arguments. I hated Konerko when he was an all star. I think Mackowiak is a cancer and I think that Carlos Lee is better than Rowand. I think Contreras still has something left in the tank and I think Logan still sucks. Stick with your arguments quit going both ways like a bi-sexual.
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 21, 2008 11:01 PM
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By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 21, 2008 11:03 PM
i think he meant metrosexuals
there is a difference you know
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 22, 2008 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
how would you know. you don't even know where third base is like ken does.
i’ve got no idea how you managed to procreate.
Let's ask MM!
I believe in Harvey Dent
by homesickalien on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
i plead the fif!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I am actually hoping the Sox reel off 7-8 in a row
just so I might know how it feels. Carrying the extra 6 around all the time gets tiring.
;)
The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.
the extra 6 viagras?
or are you a cialis man?
Research is almost as useless as stats - OG
by rhythm on Jul 22, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 23, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
My favorite quote:
“To hell with you guys.”
Kenwo walks alone.
The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.
kenwo contributes to charity. what the fuck is wrong with you, konerko?
By the way I was at the Windy City Sox fans luncheon today and it was great. Food was good and Jeff Cox was just outstanding. Cooper and Hickey were also candid.
It is a shame that coaches are the ones to go to these things. Riefert you have been there in the past get some ballplayers to go to these things. It is good food and good times. Guys like Alex Fernandez, Roberto Hernandez, Carlton Fisk, Robin Ventura, Ray Durham used to go to these things….but the current players don’t attend. It is truly a shame as the proceeds go to charity. Last year the sox sent out Ryan Bukvich. I guess the so called “stars” are too good to go to charity events. Konerko should have went to get the ripping he deserves. Maybe it would wake him up. All that being said it was a wonderful time. They are having another one on August 8th. I suggest you make it if you can.
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 22, 2008 4:02 PM
In 2000 the Sox put on a big comedy show in Orland Park
Unlike kenwo, seeing Jose Valentin and Tony Graffanino attempt stand-up was not really what I expected.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 22, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
don't worry, ken will still like you even if your family is a little weird.
Ultimate Warrior recently made a come back over seas. If you google him I am sure you will be able to see some current pics. Looks old but still in good shape. I never liked him. He beat the Hulkster at wrestlemania 6. Hogan was my favorite. Too bad his family is nutsy
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 22, 2008 7:35 PM
I like the Ultimate Warrior
Mainly because he was great theater. Or a bipolar whackjob. I think he made more sense when I was a kid.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 22, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
All of wrestling made more sense when I was a kid
The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.
I said move Crede to first….read the whole thing you stroke artist
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 22, 2008 9:42 PM
by larry on Jul 23, 2008 8:52 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Joe Crede to first base?
Is this other part of this comment adding Alex Rodriguez straight up for Paul Konerko ?
by Grinder in Training on Jul 23, 2008 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
absolutely fantastic, kenwo is incredible
and this is very poignant, given larry’s sparring match with wiz on the third base coach rankings fanshot.
Research is almost as useless as stats - OG
ken always went at least six.
Richard is throwing too many pitches. He has shown a little bit of competence though but if we can’t get him to go 5 or 6 innings why bother.
Too bad Millwood is just leaving the field the sox have Great Success! (sorry Borat) off of him.
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 23, 2008 1:49 PM
"Why bother".
Yeah, Joba was wasting his time out there the last 4-6 weeks. Idiot.
Did I mention I love this guy? Did I?
The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.
ken needs 2 of 3
I
am not ready to give up on Contreras, but I am ready to kick Captain Kangaroo to the curb. This guy is ruining the ball club. At least Uribe comes up with a clutch hit once in a while. I don’t care that everyone says he’s been hurt- then don’t play. We don’t need you anyway. The Sox were playing as a unit without him and now they are not. I was actually hoping that the ump through him out when he was whining in the 3rd or 4th inning after yet another strikeout.
Oh crap Boone Logan is throwing. Hopefully Carrasco can go a little longer so we don’t have to see that jabronie today.
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 23, 2008 2:59 PM
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Threw him out.. not through…what the hell am i thinking. I am still mad he struck out against Madrigal. Choker.
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 23, 2008 3:00 PM
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Now this * can’t even catch the ball on a * pick off attempt? How can they give the error to Carrasco it didn’t even hit the ground. Oh is this Konerko a dog. Please do something about this.
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 23, 2008 3:02 PM
Boone Logan. Why in the hell is this guy continuously run out there? He is terrible! He has been terrible for multiple seasons now! Please handcuff this jerk to the bench and never let him out unless its the 19th inning or you are up or down by 10. Go get Damaso Marte and admit your mistake you stubborn **.
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 23, 2008 3:21 PM
"Please do something about this"
To whom is he turning for understanding and assistance? Ozzie? KW? JR? God? SB Nation?
The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.
reifert.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 23, 2008 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
would've been a sweep if pablo was here.
Then just pinch hit AJ and leave anderson on the bench. This is why Ozuna shouldn’t have been released. Come on Carlos come through!
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 23, 2008 3:56 PM
I think we have all said something to this effect since Pablo's departure.
Oh wait, Kenwo is serious.
I believe in Harvey Dent
by homesickalien on Jul 24, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
you see what we have here, folks? just some solid kenwo.
no bullshit. no other topics. just wisdom from the sharpest mind to ever ponder the game of baseball. all of you assholes should be ashamed of tainting the classiness that was the first kenwo thread. he’s like our own personal rainman. he knows what time jeopardy comes on, but you can’t help but wonder how he get himself dressed in the morning.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 23, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
kenwo at his finest
i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry
walk tells kenwo to lay the fuck off
walk doesn’t like negative people
’’I do hate to see some negative people that are totally down on him. But ultimately, the only person that can get Paul Konerko going is Paul Konerko, and he understands that, too. I always tell people that the game doesn’t feel sorry for you. If you start feeling sorry for yourself, then it will just pile on.’‘
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 24, 2008 10:59 AM CDT reply actions
uribe is essential.
At least Contreras has had a few good games this season.
Anyhooters…. what a big game going into this big road trip. That is the kind of game that can put you on a nice roll. My son was napping when Quentin hit that homer….that nap didn’t last long! Nice to see Jenks nail down the save, I have to admit i was a little nervous after the lead off walk. Now lets kick some serious tushie on this trip.
By the way my guy Uribe came up huge again. I don’t think they win the game without him in the line up. He is a sparkplug.
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 23, 2008 4:40 PM
i do not avoid women, gafferland.
I forgot that Kenwo has offspring.
I weep for the future.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together.
whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.
i do not avoid women, gafferland.
by larry on Jul 24, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yep - jolting the kid out of his nap because of a baseball game
Jimmy Piersall, meet John Wayne Gacy, would be my family tree prediction if SSH and kenwo mated.
BTW, kenwo a member of the Tribe? Has used “tushie” too often to be Goyim.
The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.
The way he goes from big talk to baby talk is remarkable
The guy has greater range than BA.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
Especially if kenwo has a son....
I believe in Harvey Dent
by homesickalien on Jul 24, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Think "Ligues" in 2022
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Anyhooters...
cause any hooters will do.
A friend of mine used to say that…I hope to god he isn’t kenwo, but I suppose it is possible.
read the whole thing you stroke artist - kenwo4life
hey i don't see the fanpost anymore
but when is the blog meet-up?? i may be in chitown that week…
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 24, 2008 12:21 PM CDT reply actions
aug 6th...
Please handcuff this jerk to the bench and never let him out unless its the 19th inning or you are up or down by 10. Go get Damaso Marte and admit your mistake you stubborn **.-kenwo on boone logan
Personally I don’t care much for Fields. He was awful at third and brutal in left and his hitting is also suspect. If they feel Contreras is done I would make the trade…. If they feel Contreras needed a rest I think I would take a good Contreras over the Duke though. I know his ERA is unbelievable but he’s gunna come back to earth. I think the best deal they can make right now to improve the team is a deal with the Pirates for Damaso Marte or maybe with the Rockies for Brian Fuentes (i’d rather have Marte).
I would be perfectly fine with Juan Uribe playing third next season if they traded Fields and Crede walked. I read somewhere that they were talking Uribe to Boston for Alex Cora- that deal makes no sense to me. Uribe can still be an everyday guy and Cora isn’t as good as Pablo Ozuna who has already been cut.
No one was on Williams more than I was about them not getting another center fielder back in 06 or Guillen for putting Mackowiak in center. (if worse came to worse I would have called DJ down from the booth for goodness sake- he would have done better) However, I have coached 13 year olds that could play center field better than that guy. The guy is a fricking major league supposed outfielder. He cost us I would say about 6 games with the terrible fielding play out there. He is out of a job now because he stunk. He should have been out of a job when we had him if he slept with my mom wife and sister or not!
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 25, 2008 6:24 AM
so did Mack sleep with kenwo's family members?
This is quite the tale of intrigue.
read the whole thing you stroke artist - kenwo4life
kenwo pimps his family in exchange for Sox performance
The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.
I want to know what a "mom wife" is...
I’m picturing a woman diapering kenwo, then sitting on his face.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Jul 25, 2008 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It takes one to know one!
;-)
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
well well well.
A thread about me. We all know that kenwo=ratings….. i suppose that is why this douche bag Larry has decided to make a name for himself by quoting me. Good for him. Unfortunately, your free ride is over.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 10:58 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
is this cheat??
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 25, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
nope
I’m real and I’m spectacular. Since this Larry jabronie won’t show himself on the other blog- i am here to steal his thunder
Kenwo4life=ratings
and you are a tail tucker
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Damn dude...
I am 28 years old as well with a two month old son and I stopped watching wrestling years ago.
KenWo? Haha…
ROFL, big time
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
So did Mack sleep with your "mom wife" or not?
And what is a “mom wife” anyway?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Jul 25, 2008 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
is this andy kaufman from the grave??
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 25, 2008 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Does kenwo only use the "reply" feature once a day?
Or is the reply feature for wussies?
Perhaps the reply feature is new to you and you haven’t quite got a handle on it?
I’ll simplify the process for you. When you would like to reply to someone’s post, you simply click the bold “reply” that appears to the right of that person’s user name and then you can input a title and text as a reply to their comment. Your comment will appear under the post to which you wish to reply and is even nicely indented, allowing an obvious conversation flow.
If you would like to start a fresh set of ideas, you scroll down to the bottom of the page, where the permanent “post a comment” resides and your post will appear all the way to the left of the web browser.
Happy postings!
read the whole thing you stroke artist - kenwo4life
i knew it couldn't last.
Some website crossover for you all to check out. For all the Kenwo lovers out there it is a cant miss:
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/18/574154/kw-lives
Too funny. I love that site in general but that thread is too flippin funny.
By billb@msinet.com on July 25, 2008 8:38 AM
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OH Man Kenwo – you’re famous? You got people talkin’ about you!
By mmcdowell@vancraft.com on July 25, 2008 8:46 AM
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Kenwo for prez!.......
And it was almost 6 am for my first post of the day, but you can and will still have the final word….... Go Sox ‘08… Now that should be the final word…. j.k.
By klein711@cox.net on July 25, 2008 9:33 AM
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Kenwo=ratings. who is larry by the way? he obviously visits this blog. show yourself! you are trying to make a name for yourself off of my posts. The least you could do is post who you are on this blog. And pay me copyright fees since I am putting your blog on the map as well as this one.
I think I should start my own site. Il make tons of money like Mark Cuban, buy the Cubs, knock down Wrigley, move them to Portland and we all can live cub free :-D
By kenwo4life@aol.com on July 25, 2008 10:01 AM
A shame, really
It’s like going from watching an animal in the wild to watching him in the circus. I don’t want to see him perform for an audience, I just want to see him live.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 25, 2008 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I actually am reminded of kudzu
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
rec'd.
though i’m not sure that my sentiment isn’t that this is more of a case where we all admired the wild animal while out on safari, but he caught our scent and now we’re in for a encounter that we didn’t bargain for. or perhaps he has followed us home, but i believe this is what’s known as taking the ‘kenwo is a wild animal’ metaphor too far.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
who is larry by the way? he obviously visits this blog. show yourself!
when I read that the first thing that came to mind was Don Quixote.
There are evil magicians and enchanters all around, my dear friend Sancho.
read the whole thing you stroke artist - kenwo4life
Show yourself!
Please handcuff this jerk to the bench and never let him out unless its the 19th inning or you are up or down by 10. Go get Damaso Marte and admit your mistake you stubborn **.-kenwo on boone logan
feel free to mail me a check and i will customize it
To Larry- here is to you…you bitch!
Your Hero—-
KenWo
Kenwo4life=ratings
ken is here.
I am 28 years old. I am a Social Studies teacher. I am married with a 10 month old son and a dalmation dog. I am a huge baseball fan (go Sox). I did not know this site even existed until someone on another site posted that some stroke named Larry was stealing my posts off of another blog and trying to make a name for himself with my words. Sorry Larry, the real KenWo is here so you can stop trying to use my words….now your group of misfits can hear the real sermons of KenWo…..you my friend, are now insignificant!
I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant...
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Right now, he is...
but how the fuck could you support Uribe? If any player on the Sox has proven to be awful with the bat over the years, it’s the Tasmanian Devil. Unless you are still waiting for him to get hot and carry the team, along with Hawk and D.J. of course…
Uribe
comes through with big hits. he doesn’t have the best average but he is a good defensive player and I am willing to bet that if he had the at bats that Konerko has had this year he would have more homers, RBIs, runs
Kenwo4life=ratings
Uribe
Has always played this way. In 2005 he was just about the same as he is now. With regular playing time he’d hit 20 homers knock in 70 out of the 9 hole. The reason sox fans started turning on him is his average/obp got highlighted when the rest of the team stopped hitting in mid 2006. Besides that Murphy guy who batted 9th the other day for Texas- I haven’t seen a 9 hitter that produces as many runs as Uribe does.
Kenwo4life=ratings
we already have souljaboy
i don’t know if we can handle kenwo
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 25, 2008 11:54 AM CDT reply actions
I have to respectfully disagree
SoB’s posts have been infrequent and lost most of their pizazz. kenwo provides fresh material that rarely disappoints. I welcome any and all comments from this dynamic duo.
read the whole thing you stroke artist - kenwo4life
soulja boy killed logic
who knows what kenwo is liable to do?? i fear for the safety of SSS
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 25, 2008 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Boy, you nailed that one
My thoughts exactly.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
love the new sig WU...
Please handcuff this jerk to the bench and never let him out unless its the 19th inning or you are up or down by 10. Go get Damaso Marte and admit your mistake you stubborn **.-kenwo on boone logan
show yourself! you are trying to make a name for yourself off of my posts. The least you could do is post who you are on this blog. And pay me copyright fees
can't wait for the meetup in a few weeks
Please handcuff this jerk to the bench and never let him out unless its the 19th inning or you are up or down by 10. Go get Damaso Marte and admit your mistake you stubborn **.-kenwo on boone logan
Hey, I posted the original slacker/snob list the night before
- you were more succinct and left yourself out. You Bill Gates, you.
(People seem to love you, though. I don’t get it.)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
ignorant(?), cowardly, no life. oops, i did it again.
First, I’m changing my name -
I think it is ignorant and cowardly to go into another blog – copy someone else’s words, then post them to another blog – to make fun of them, and mock them!
For someone to go through and look for kenwo’s post – then to copy, then paste them – obvious, this person doesn’t have a life!
Whoever you are – go back to your own blog and stop stealing ours!! Kenwo belongs to us!! You can’t have him!
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Kenwo – you better not start cheating on us!!
Fields is no Crede! He stinks! Trade him!! Crede will sign!
If not, then we could throw Swish over there, or Uribe!
By kiernand44@sbcglobal.net on July 25, 2008 12:24 PM
the awesome can play anywhere!
Please handcuff this jerk to the bench and never let him out unless its the 19th inning or you are up or down by 10. Go get Damaso Marte and admit your mistake you stubborn **.-kenwo on boone logan
Last left-handed 3B?
I remember Spanky Squires caught as a lefty.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
i gotta say
i’m not too impressed with you guys. here i thought you could hold your own after reading comments about my son and whatnot….but all larry does is post others comments and everyone else just laughs…. kinda like watching beavis and butthead
Kenwo4life=ratings
and an automatic out?
Please handcuff this jerk to the bench and never let him out unless its the 19th inning or you are up or down by 10. Go get Damaso Marte and admit your mistake you stubborn **.-kenwo on boone logan
no doubt, brah.
while i actually had a good junior year of high school, i certainly never won more championships in a row than michael jordan.
i hope your shoulder is doing better.
I had a good junior high year
MF’er.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
nah
shoulder is pretty much done. unfortunately jordan has me beat in number of titles… i got him in consecutive ones though. 10-13 year old little league baby!!!!
Kenwo4life=ratings
how do i get the audio function for this site?
It definitely needs a change, I read the thread to the other link. It sounded more stupid than funny.
By dleeun@gmail.com on July 25, 2008 3:15 PM
Like "filet" vs. "skirt steak"
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Am i the only one
That hates when that jagoff Harrelson sounds like the Sox have lost the last ten games in a row before the game starts? I have always liked the Hawk but I hate when he gets the whiney bitch attitude. Can i swear on this site without being booted? If not I won’t last long if Cabrera throws another easy double play ball into the fucking seats for god sakes
Kenwo4life=ratings
LOL
“Don’t swear too much.”
LOL.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
He must be hanging out at the Cleveland board.
by Grinder in Training on Jul 26, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
i can't tell you how hard i laughed after reading that little exchange.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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