Game 96: White Sox (54-40) vs. Royals (43-53)
Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox, Jul 18, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
Mark Buehrle (LHP) vs. Zack Greinke (RHP)
Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
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Guillen out with back spasms
Kansas City Royals cleanup hitter Joe Guillen was out of the lineup Friday night against the Chicago White Sox because of back spasms.http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/2008-07-18-3548036033_x.htmManager Trey Hillman said Guillen took batting practice in a cage three straight days during the All-Star break, but he began to have back spasms Thursday night. ...
I assume they mean ‘Jose’
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Forget the latinos?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 18, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe it's forget they're latinos.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck The Lot?
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for the loss
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hi. You probably don't remember me.
that’s ok cuz I don’t remember you either.
That was a much welcomed break from the season and SSS, wasn’t it? We welcome, that you couldn’t have paid me to watch the ASG.
Anyway, here we are again for a 66 game sprint. I probably would have set the rotation as Danks, Floyd, MB, Javy, and Jose but they only pay SSH for such things.
Enjoy!
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 18, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
68,
less the Baltimore continuation game = 67.
Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.
by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gee, thanks Dad!
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 18, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who the eff are you?
Typical OPOS – breeze out, and breeze in when you effin’ feel like it, then clog the passing lanes.
Lead, follow, or get out of the way, old man!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my disdain for aviles continues unabated.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stike out, walk
way to start the second half, MB.
We are doomed!!!!
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, wu, we sure are. a stike out is worse than anything.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is your sarcasm detector off, counselor?
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you meant to say stike instead of strike?
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evelyn Wood grad here, I missed it too.
sucks
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 18, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i gave him a hearty clue with the wu reference. wu = typing issues.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Summer's Eve, you are
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not at all
What, you’ve never heard of a stike out?
Good catch. And a hearty Fuck You to WU for those damn typing classes. OPOS.
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's the best compliment WU's ever had.
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 18, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I am the only a-hole on the site that can't type for shit
WTGTD looks better and beter each moment…
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See - *better*
I love making your point for you.
You POS.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
please, please confirm that you did that intentionally.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, yeah, sure
;)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
che fucked up...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT GET ROBERTS!!!
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*playing Sweet Georgia Brown*
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
looking more like the washington generals with that one.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's our Buehrle!
(laugh track)
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a revolting development!
Trombone: Wah wah Whaaaa
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sloooow infield
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
F-bomb.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
over/under on more than 1 run?
When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...
by Chiburb on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
let's hope q! doesn't have any lingering effects from that one.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
looked like it was right on the back of the hand
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wooow! Guy!
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Has he only thrown four pitches?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yup.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thome = buzzkill
Except when he singles.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Zack Greinke meltdown?
Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.
by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well scouted pitcher
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
Scouting? Like, before the game?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the prince is sleeping
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this game is too easy!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i honestly can't imagine the sox ever losing again.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
imagine if we had aaron
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hank?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rowand dammit
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blessed be His Grindy Name
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or getting an out!!!!
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
glad to see you're back with the "A" material
it was a long 4 days, anything could have happened
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i did a few simulated comments
and i had a side session yesterday afternoon.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta stay sharp
glad you used your off days wisely
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paulie avoids the GDP!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paulie with a hit?
craaazzzy man
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
7 pitches = 6 hits and an hbp...
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
5 hits, sorry.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
even that bum konerko got a hit
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Speed on the bases
Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.
by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking swisher looking at pitches
ruining the 2 pitch or less mojo
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Phew
I was afraid he was going to make an out, which would be hard to come to terms with.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here comes the first out.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hes an all star
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and damn if he didn't have a better asg than that uggla fella.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have an inner stanchar, apparently.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1st guy who makes an out against Greinke is going to feel like an a-hole
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Especially if it's Alexei
Since he owes Buehrle a run.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he drove it deep enough to score Kornerko
Probably can let him off the hook
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when i wake up from this dream i'm guessing my erection will be impressive.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Relatively speaking.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
everybody's a comedian.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not drunk enough to finger out what the hell that's supposed to be
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you must be on your way, fingerton.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I see it
took me standing on my head with my eyes crossed, but I finally got it.
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice try. your eyes are always crossed, gomer.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well then, what I said is true, isn't it?
what a fucking fatty comment, who the hell do you think you are? WU?
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shhh. he's here and he's reading.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops, okay
hehehe, don’t tell him what we said, okay?
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are up late. Usually you hit and run in the AM
Wheaties Man not in the house tonight, you POS?
I obviously missed one of our biggest innings of the year. God love the Royals. Good for the confidence level.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Old man WU trying to bust my balls about being up late?
The biggest game of the year, so far, and you are absent at the start? WTF?
What’s the excuse this time? OPOS
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
impressively small?
because the bitch will have cut off your knob?
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what did colin tell you about the speed...
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
everything
you’re in a shit load of trouble, the way I see it
Best to slip out of town under cover of darkness
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's still sleeping
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox getting all their BABIP luck back
and in spades!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA HIM AND GET ROBERTS
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chelexi sucks
what an asshole
And q sucks as well because he’s the only other one without a hit.
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i want to fight you.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can't we just race? Firebird vs. Camaro
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's get it on.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but i gotta warn you, i'll be wearing my badass leather jacket.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
greinke's era up almost half a run...
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
but he's keeping that pitch count relatively low
very efficient.
He should be able to last until the 5th.
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA everyone
Bums can’t hit through the order twice in an inning.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA Getz too
screw him. he hasnt showed me nothing
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox are gonna lose because alexei couldn't get on.
asshole.
by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Obviously they forget Buehrle's seven-run first innings from two years ago.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Buehrle has a five unearned run cushion to work with.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Almost prophetic.
Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.
by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet the twins could have scored 8 in that situation
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
7 grounders, all hits.
three flies, all outs.
twins are smart enough not to fuck with what works.
by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Por lo menos.
VG, thecip .
BTW, I loved the Crede / Quentin / Chicagoer.
Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.
by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larry -- genious or jinx?
I laughed my ass off when Ramirez’s error gave the Royals their first run. Larry was just talking about Ramirez’s crappy defense on routine plays earlier today.
And that inning literally made me hard, haha.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the sox may have scored 6 runs in the first inning, but they are still on pace to leave 36 runners on.
great example of why that stat doesn’t mean shit in and of itself.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's our Joe!
(descending slide whistle)
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and buehrle pitches around an error for the first time eva!
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How bad was Crede's error?
I missed it.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't need to charge as hard as he did with the catcher running
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Organ grinder, center stage?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, tell me this guy is their backup LF please
250OBA and no HR in 43 games, wow.
by madvillian on Jul 18, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think they play him just because he seems to rake against the Sox.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
.301/.366/.397 in 85 PAs
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and .671 at the cell.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also seem to remember German being a better hitter than what he is showing this season.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Germans are either at your throat or at your feet
Ask Churchill.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This may have been one of those complete games by Buehrle...
if not for those two errors. He is rolling.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q ball, corner pocket!
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
#23
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
These idiots aren't making him work at all.
He’s gonna go all 8!
by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Score will be 48-3
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, ok.
but those 3 better be unearned or DFA Buehrle!
by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unearned was implied
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, boy. Q! is back.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Saved it for us
Screw the AS game audience. He’s a family guy.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greinke has nothing, he is throwing all measures of cock shots
Fastballs down the middle, hanging breaking balls, looks like BP out there.
by madvillian on Jul 18, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dye running hard
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's tired from all that deer hunting over the break
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What state allows deer hunting in July?
Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.
by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
vince_ is confused. he WAS hunting white tail, but not deer.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(married with children WOOOO)
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he steps on first and guns to 2nd
and dye is still close enough to get back to first?
yeah, that was it.
by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quentin wants to get his OPS back over 1.000
It’s at .913 now.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how many games do the sox win the division by if quentin ends up over 1.000?
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And how many MVP votes does he get?
by madvillian on Jul 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear
you need to get on drugs then beat the addiction them even to be considered now
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Angel dust, man.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Animal tranqs?
You hard, baby.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's PCP!
Phenycyclidine. Angel dust! You ever seen what this stuff does to kids?
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 19, 2008 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Thome stays hot and Konerko starts hitting...
the Sox have almost a Yankee-esque lineup.
Quentin
Dye
Thome
Konerko
Swisher
That is a pretty nasty 3-4-5-6-7.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zach taking one for the team tonight
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
their bullpen is exhausted.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But blowing out your bullpen in the first game of the second half?
They might fall out of 4th place then.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 days rest not nearly enough
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this is Konerko just looking really good and not Greinke being bad.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no other evidence of greinke being bad.
by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must have had eggs for breakfast.
Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.
by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You and I could hit Grienke tonight, it appears
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the guy chops a few foul off rich dotson and thinks he can play ball.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, you may kiss my ass
I looked at my picture of me and the coaches and sure as shit Grebeck was on the opposite side of Wimpy, arm around me. I owned Grebeck.
LOL.
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i always wished the sox hadn't let wimpy and hawk split up.
i thought wimpy was a great foil for hawk’s personality.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is why Hawk didn't like him.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that right? i did not know that.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sharing is a nice concept
for children.
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greinke had about a
.00047 ERA after 8 starts to begin the year.
Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.
by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF, Swish?
Explain yourself.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
F you, aviles.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Proof that you can almost live forever in the MLB if you throw with your left arm...
Rockies designated LHP Mark Redman for assignment.
The word was that Redman was going to the bullpen to make room for Kip Wells. This abrupt change suggests he wasn’t happy about the assignment. Not that he had much room for complaint. Redman was 2-5 with a 7.54 ERA this season.
Dude should have been out of baseball five years ago.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
then he would have missed the all-star game. :-(
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy, her was horseshit in the AS game, too
Didn’t he do the same for the Royals a couple/few years ago as their lone representative?
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup. totally awful.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ughhh, what an embarrassment that was...
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
was just looking at the gamelog after seeing his season totals.
remembered it being bad, but not that bad.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
crede = 16 bombs, 18 errors. now he's in his own deathmatch. bwahahahaha.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wowzers, Phillies trying to stack up for the Mets...
FOXSports.com’s Ken Rosenthal says the Phillies were talking to the Rockies about a deal for both Matt Holliday and Brian Fuentes, but conversations reached a standstill.
Rosenthal believes a deal would have included Shane Victorino, top pitching prospect Carlos Carrasco, catcher Lou Marson and others. Those players are all still around following the Joe Blanton deal, but it’s considered unlikely that talks will revive.Source: FOXSports.com
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's better than the Cubs, but...
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crede halfway to the cycle
So the question is—how many cycles?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tri and uni
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chelexei needs another birth
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's worried about his job
after Uribe’s dramatic first half finish.
by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alexei's only weakness...
he is allergic to the walk.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am burning the 19th of my 20 shirts tonight
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laugh if you will
I’m wearing it.
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
self-immolation rocks.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
laughing at your awesome response, hence the rec
maybe a trip to Czechoslovakia will calm your nerves old man
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's the czech reference about?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the second time in two days, John McCain has referred to current events in "Czechoslovakia" – a country that officially ceased to exist in January of 1993.http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/07/16/mccain-again-cites-current-events-in-czechoslovakia/"And I regret some of the recent behavior Russia that has exhibited, and I’ll be glad to talk about that later on including reduction in oil supplies to Czechoslovakia after they agreed with us on a missile defense system, etcetera," said the presumptive Republican nominee at a New Mexico town hall Tuesday.
More than fifteen years ago, Czechoslovakia officially split into two nations – the Czech Republic and Slovakia.
On Monday, the Arizona senator made virtually the same statement about recent Russian moves that troubled him, citing that country’s attempt to reduce "the energy supplies to Czechoslovakia."
Later that evening, McCain’s campaign sent reporters a statement on the issue, which quoted the Arizona senator calling the nation "the Czech Republic" twice.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite the stretch, Wiz
Glad you clarified, ‘cause I didn’t know what the eff you were talking about.
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't stretch anything, for stretching turn to fox news
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, did you have a bad week in the catacombs?
Baseball, my boy! Enjoy!
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm enjoying it immensely!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
please take this talk to the initial kenwo thread.
regards. ;- )
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i gotcha. thanks.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
czechoslovokians
make poor interior decorators
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sopranos?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only guy without a hit tonight after 7 outs.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but with an RBI!
Oh, the trifles of baseball.
by madvillian on Jul 18, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OBP sinking like a stone.
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ's season has turned around for the sour side. I think it's time to swith
him and Swisher
by madvillian on Jul 18, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Even when Swisher isn’t hitting, he is still drawing walks. A.J. doesn’t walk much and Ramirez doesn’t walk at all. Swisher makes the most sense in the two spot.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've been calling for that for a while now, too.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, 7 runs in 3+ innings
Let’s shake it up!
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing stays the same old man.
adapt or die. i know which way you’re leaning.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife showed me an article - 50 is the new 30.
So I’m comin’ for you, kid.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
written by an old guy, to be sure.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
30 is the new 15
Enjoy your premature ejacuations, Toonder. You POS.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
21 is the new fetus, which raises some questions.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they come up with anymore of this bullshit and we'll find out that you're younger than me.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good call. swish is up to .350 obp and based on his career numbers should continue to climb a li'l bit...
especially if Q and Dye are hitting behind him.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
totally
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
additionally, in my e-mail sales pitch to ozzie i also mentioned that if he's gonna keep oc leading off, then you have the league-leader in pitches per at bat
in the 2 spot to help oc’s stolen base opportunities.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to make sure he's already at least at third by the time dye gets to the plate. great rec.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stranding a leadoff double is sooo first-half White Sox...
I prefer this second-half White Sox offense that gets 7 hits in one inning.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice catch by Swisher...
Anderson is probably camped under it though, haha.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swish!
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe!
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really think this would have been one of those complete games by Buehrle...
had it not been for those two errors by Ramirez and Crede that upped his pitch count.
Buehrle owns the Royals.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mark!
SSH, who does NOT own the Royals? Don Denkinger?
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quentin is awesome...
and that homer was great. He just waited for the breaking ball to come to him.
by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what does it matter if the sox win tonight
minnesota is up 1 after 4. sox suck
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anybody else planning on doing some lines off a stripper's titty tonight?
or doesn’t anyone else know how to have a good time?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dead or alive?
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
starts off alive. play it by ear from there.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's where I was going with my evening
I don’t know about anyone else though
by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i feel like i'm not really utilizing my weekend if i don't take advantage of a beautiful woman's low self-esteem.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're like the tucker max of chicago.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hilarious. a few of my friends know that guy. apparently he's a total clown, but he does pull some wool.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Male or shemale?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
i like how dye is working the fucking count yo
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Helluva walk.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
an inning's worth of pitches.
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are a purist.
Dad is proud, even though you don’t embrace the Yanks.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moose Skowron on the radio, waxxing about baseball conspiracy theories.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like on-base percentage and vorp?
"Come at the king, you best not miss. "
by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
moose is the whitesox crazy uncle
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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which ones?
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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game 96: Gamethread #2
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/18/574517/game-96-gamethread-2
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
numbah too
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