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Game 96: White Sox (54-40) vs. Royals (43-53)

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Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox, Jul 18, 2008 7:11 PM CDT


Mark Buehrle (LHP) vs. Zack Greinke (RHP)

Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)

Today's Starters

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
Mark Buehrle 6-8 19 19 1 0 0 0 124.2 132 60 51 10 32 75 3.68 1.32
Zack Greinke 7-5 19 19 1 0 0 0 124.0 120 49 48 17 36 104 3.48 1.26

Today's Lineups

Kansas City Royals @ Chicago White Sox

07/18/08 7:11 PM CDT

Kansas City Royals Chicago White Sox
David DeJesus - CF Orlando Cabrera - SS
Mike Aviles - SS AJ Pierzynski - C
Mark Teahen - RF Carlos Quentin - LF
Billy Butler - DH Jermaine Dye - RF
Mark Grudzielanek - 2B Jim Thome - DH
Alex Gordon - 3B Paul Konerko - 1B
Ross Gload - 1B Nick Swisher - CF
John Buck - C Joe Crede - 3B
Esteban German - LF Alexei Ramirez - 2B

GO SOX!

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Guillen out with back spasms
Kansas City Royals cleanup hitter Joe Guillen was out of the lineup Friday night against the Chicago White Sox because of back spasms.

Manager Trey Hillman said Guillen took batting practice in a cage three straight days during the All-Star break, but he began to have back spasms Thursday night. ...

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/2008-07-18-3548036033_x.htm


I assume they mean ‘Jose’

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe it's forget they're latinos.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck The Lot?

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for the loss

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hi. You probably don't remember me.

that’s ok cuz I don’t remember you either.

That was a much welcomed break from the season and SSS, wasn’t it? We welcome, that you couldn’t have paid me to watch the ASG.

Anyway, here we are again for a 66 game sprint. I probably would have set the rotation as Danks, Floyd, MB, Javy, and Jose but they only pay SSH for such things.

Enjoy!

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jul 18, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Baseball?

what is this ‘baseball’ you speak of?

by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

68,

less the Baltimore continuation game = 67.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gee, thanks Dad!

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jul 18, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who the eff are you?

Typical OPOS – breeze out, and breeze in when you effin’ feel like it, then clog the passing lanes.

Lead, follow, or get out of the way, old man!

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my disdain for aviles continues unabated.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

stike out, walk

way to start the second half, MB.

We are doomed!!!!

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not at all

What, you’ve never heard of a stike out?

Good catch. And a hearty Fuck You to WU for those damn typing classes. OPOS.

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I am the only a-hole on the site that can't type for shit

WTGTD looks better and beter each moment…

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See - *better*

I love making your point for you.

You POS.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um, yeah, sure

;)

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

che fucked up...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT GET ROBERTS!!!

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

looking more like the washington generals with that one.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's our Buehrle!

(laugh track)

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a revolting development!

Trombone: Wah wah Whaaaa

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sloooow infield

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

over/under on more than 1 run?

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

let's hope q! doesn't have any lingering effects from that one.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

looked like it was right on the back of the hand

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooow! Guy!

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A Zack Greinke meltdown?

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well scouted pitcher

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

Scouting? Like, before the game?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the prince is sleeping

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this game is too easy!!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i honestly can't imagine the sox ever losing again.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

imagine if we had aaron

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hank?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rowand dammit

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blessed be His Grindy Name

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or getting an out!!!!

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

glad to see you're back with the "A" material

it was a long 4 days, anything could have happened

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i did a few simulated comments

and i had a side session yesterday afternoon.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta stay sharp

glad you used your off days wisely

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paulie with a hit?

craaazzzy man

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

7 pitches = 6 hits and an hbp...

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

5 hits, sorry.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

even that bum konerko got a hit

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Speed on the bases

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking swisher looking at pitches

ruining the 2 pitch or less mojo

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Phew

I was afraid he was going to make an out, which would be hard to come to terms with.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially if it's Alexei

Since he owes Buehrle a run.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, he drove it deep enough to score Kornerko

Probably can let him off the hook

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck. No.

He’s not Chicago Tough! DFA him!

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

when i wake up from this dream i'm guessing my erection will be impressive.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

everybody's a comedian.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I see it

took me standing on my head with my eyes crossed, but I finally got it.

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well then, what I said is true, isn't it?

what a fucking fatty comment, who the hell do you think you are? WU?

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shhh. he's here and he's reading.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops, okay

hehehe, don’t tell him what we said, okay?

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are up late. Usually you hit and run in the AM

Wheaties Man not in the house tonight, you POS?

I obviously missed one of our biggest innings of the year. God love the Royals. Good for the confidence level.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Old man WU trying to bust my balls about being up late?

The biggest game of the year, so far, and you are absent at the start? WTF?

What’s the excuse this time? OPOS

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

impressively small?

because the bitch will have cut off your knob?

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

everything

you’re in a shit load of trouble, the way I see it

Best to slip out of town under cover of darkness

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's still sleeping

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sox getting all their BABIP luck back

and in spades!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DFA HIM AND GET ROBERTS

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chelexi sucks

what an asshole

And q sucks as well because he’s the only other one without a hit.

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i want to fight you.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

let's get it on.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but i gotta warn you, i'll be wearing my badass leather jacket.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

greinke's era up almost half a run...

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

but he's keeping that pitch count relatively low

very efficient.

He should be able to last until the 5th.

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA everyone

Bums can’t hit through the order twice in an inning.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA Getz too

screw him. he hasnt showed me nothing

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost prophetic.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet the twins could have scored 8 in that situation

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

7 grounders, all hits.

three flies, all outs.

twins are smart enough not to fuck with what works.

by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Por lo menos.

VG, thecip .

BTW, I loved the Crede / Quentin / Chicagoer.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Larry -- genious or jinx?

I laughed my ass off when Ramirez’s error gave the Royals their first run. Larry was just talking about Ramirez’s crappy defense on routine plays earlier today.

And that inning literally made me hard, haha.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DFA Crede!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the sox may have scored 6 runs in the first inning, but they are still on pace to leave 36 runners on.

great example of why that stat doesn’t mean shit in and of itself.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q BOMB!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

#23

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Score will be 48-3

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, ok.

but those 3 better be unearned or DFA Buehrle!

by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unearned was implied

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, boy. Q! is back.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Saved it for us

Screw the AS game audience. He’s a family guy.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greinke has nothing, he is throwing all measures of cock shots

Fastballs down the middle, hanging breaking balls, looks like BP out there.

by madvillian on Jul 18, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What state allows deer hunting in July?

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(married with children WOOOO)

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe he steps on first and guns to 2nd

and dye is still close enough to get back to first?

yeah, that was it.

by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rowand$

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear

you need to get on drugs then beat the addiction them even to be considered now

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Animal tranqs?

You hard, baby.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's PCP!

Phenycyclidine. Angel dust! You ever seen what this stuff does to kids?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 19, 2008 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Thome stays hot and Konerko starts hitting...

the Sox have almost a Yankee-esque lineup.

Quentin
Dye
Thome
Konerko
Swisher

That is a pretty nasty 3-4-5-6-7.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zach taking one for the team tonight

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

their bullpen is exhausted.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 days rest not nearly enough

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You and I could hit Grienke tonight, it appears

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, you may kiss my ass

I looked at my picture of me and the coaches and sure as shit Grebeck was on the opposite side of Wimpy, arm around me. I owned Grebeck.

LOL.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i always wished the sox hadn't let wimpy and hawk split up.

i thought wimpy was a great foil for hawk’s personality.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that right? i did not know that.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greinke had about a

.00047 ERA after 8 starts to begin the year.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

F you, aviles.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Proof that you can almost live forever in the MLB if you throw with your left arm...
Rockies designated LHP Mark Redman for assignment.
The word was that Redman was going to the bullpen to make room for Kip Wells. This abrupt change suggests he wasn’t happy about the assignment. Not that he had much room for complaint. Redman was 2-5 with a 7.54 ERA this season.

Dude should have been out of baseball five years ago.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Boy, her was horseshit in the AS game, too

Didn’t he do the same for the Royals a couple/few years ago as their lone representative?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup. totally awful.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wowzers, Phillies trying to stack up for the Mets...
FOXSports.com’s Ken Rosenthal says the Phillies were talking to the Rockies about a deal for both Matt Holliday and Brian Fuentes, but conversations reached a standstill.
Rosenthal believes a deal would have included Shane Victorino, top pitching prospect Carlos Carrasco, catcher Lou Marson and others. Those players are all still around following the Joe Blanton deal, but it’s considered unlikely that talks will revive.

Source: FOXSports.com

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Crede halfway to the cycle

So the question is—how many cycles?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

tri and uni

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chelexei needs another birth

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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's worried about his job

after Uribe’s dramatic first half finish.

by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alexei's only weakness...

he is allergic to the walk.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I am burning the 19th of my 20 shirts tonight

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Laugh if you will

I’m wearing it.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

self-immolation rocks.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

laughing at your awesome response, hence the rec

maybe a trip to Czechoslovakia will calm your nerves old man

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's the czech reference about?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the second time in two days, John McCain has referred to current events in "Czechoslovakia" – a country that officially ceased to exist in January of 1993.

"And I regret some of the recent behavior Russia that has exhibited, and I’ll be glad to talk about that later on including reduction in oil supplies to Czechoslovakia after they agreed with us on a missile defense system, etcetera," said the presumptive Republican nominee at a New Mexico town hall Tuesday.

More than fifteen years ago, Czechoslovakia officially split into two nations – the Czech Republic and Slovakia.

On Monday, the Arizona senator made virtually the same statement about recent Russian moves that troubled him, citing that country’s attempt to reduce "the energy supplies to Czechoslovakia."

Later that evening, McCain’s campaign sent reporters a statement on the issue, which quoted the Arizona senator calling the nation "the Czech Republic" twice.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/07/16/mccain-again-cites-current-events-in-czechoslovakia/

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quite the stretch, Wiz

Glad you clarified, ‘cause I didn’t know what the eff you were talking about.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't stretch anything, for stretching turn to fox news

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, did you have a bad week in the catacombs?

Baseball, my boy! Enjoy!

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm enjoying it immensely!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

please take this talk to the initial kenwo thread.

regards. ;- )

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i gotcha. thanks.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

czechoslovokians

make poor interior decorators

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sopranos?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but with an RBI!

Oh, the trifles of baseball.

by madvillian on Jul 18, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OBP sinking like a stone.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Even when Swisher isn’t hitting, he is still drawing walks. A.J. doesn’t walk much and Ramirez doesn’t walk at all. Swisher makes the most sense in the two spot.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've been calling for that for a while now, too.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, 7 runs in 3+ innings

Let’s shake it up!

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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing stays the same old man.

adapt or die. i know which way you’re leaning.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My wife showed me an article - 50 is the new 30.

So I’m comin’ for you, kid.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

written by an old guy, to be sure.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

30 is the new 15

Enjoy your premature ejacuations, Toonder. You POS.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

21 is the new fetus, which raises some questions.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they come up with anymore of this bullshit and we'll find out that you're younger than me.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good call. swish is up to .350 obp and based on his career numbers should continue to climb a li'l bit...

especially if Q and Dye are hitting behind him.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

totally

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

additionally, in my e-mail sales pitch to ozzie i also mentioned that if he's gonna keep oc leading off, then you have the league-leader in pitches per at bat

in the 2 spot to help oc’s stolen base opportunities.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stranding a leadoff double is sooo first-half White Sox...

I prefer this second-half White Sox offense that gets 7 hits in one inning.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch by Swisher...

Anderson is probably camped under it though, haha.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Swish!

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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe!

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I really think this would have been one of those complete games by Buehrle...

had it not been for those two errors by Ramirez and Crede that upped his pitch count.

Buehrle owns the Royals.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark!

SSH, who does NOT own the Royals? Don Denkinger?

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by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Quentin is awesome...

and that homer was great. He just waited for the breaking ball to come to him.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what does it matter if the sox win tonight

minnesota is up 1 after 4. sox suck

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

anybody else planning on doing some lines off a stripper's titty tonight?

or doesn’t anyone else know how to have a good time?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dead or alive?

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

starts off alive. play it by ear from there.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's where I was going with my evening

I don’t know about anyone else though

by rhythm on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i feel like i'm not really utilizing my weekend if i don't take advantage of a beautiful woman's low self-esteem.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're like the tucker max of chicago.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hilarious. a few of my friends know that guy. apparently he's a total clown, but he does pull some wool.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

i like how dye is working the fucking count yo

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are a purist.

Dad is proud, even though you don’t embrace the Yanks.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

like on-base percentage and vorp?

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha.

delicious

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

moose is the whitesox crazy uncle

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which ones?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game 96: Gamethread #2

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/18/574517/game-96-gamethread-2

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

numbah too

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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