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Game 96: Gamethread #2

Q! goes deep!

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i got this one yo

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Erstad patrolling CF for astros.

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ill be getting my staellite back next month I hope.

Been missing too many games the last 2 months.

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's more of a grinder than bourn...

you can’t hold a talent like erstad on the bench…

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 19, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit!

Too quick, J.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Delightful stroll!

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GS or GIDP?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm in a ssh mood tonight

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do we really need two, i'll revert back to my normal self

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do i need to send you to ireland in a bodybag?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahah

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

have I mentioned how much I hate those seattle suton ads?

they suck….

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe you are in the mood for a Hyundai instead?

You know, I’m playing for a new team these days…

WHAT A DAY FOR A HYUNDAI !!!

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't wait until tomorrow

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 18, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's the patented paulie popup-to-sulk i've grown accustomed to.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kenwo4life said… Kitty..on second thought things would be better if we could get you, harold, pudge and walker back to hit the ball. I don’t know what is going on with the sox but my goodness it isn’t pretty.

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude another swish GS c'mon

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Crede needs to stop dipping his back leg on every swing...

There’s a reason he is popping up everything.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

All-Star.

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm getting the damn Extra Innings commerical every time

“The Red Sox open a three-game series in Boston….”
“and Boise!”
“BOIIIIIIISE????”
“AND BIRMINGHAM!”

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

crede...i've grown weary of your antics.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you know what's scary? he's setting a career high for obp this season.

let’s hope that doesn’t continue regressing.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't tell me what you hit, tell me when you hit it

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

multiply by 2

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

now that...was horrible

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Positivity fits you well.

Nice of your boy to give you some blog time during a winning game.

by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is monster #2 on the way?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glen Perkins is shutting down the Rangers offense at the Twinkiedome...

Twins with a 1-0 lead over the Rangers in the bottom of the 6th inning.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2 - 0.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

6 - 0.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chi Sox love....

Fuck the Chicago White Sox their fat shitty city, their stupid rivalry with the cubs, their stupid accents, their obnoxious announcers and everything else.

Accidentally not thedude925 anymore. I do hate this new name.

by wildthang on Jul 18, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

a royals fan? cut him some slack. his life knows very little joy.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

theyre in fourth place.

what more do they want?

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullet-headed, dim-eyed, unshaven, and more than a little menacing. I’ve definitely tried to avoid making eye-contact with guys like Buehrle before at a QT or a Casey’s.

Ha. Burls is the least menacing person on the team.

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oc had a great june.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

average?

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A uribe is a type of flower.

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seems like CC pitches every game for the Brewers

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

calamity

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what the hell happened?

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

butler 3-run dinger

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE BUTLER DID IT!!!

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought it was colonel mustard

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

with the rope in the conservatory?

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whose the mofo that said buehrle was dominating these bitches??

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I did...

Now that bases loaded, no outs, and no runs looks really bad.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kenwo?

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SSH is kenwo, i knew it!

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

all star

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GOBBLES!

Hope they leave him in to face Paulie.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy!!

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the eff happened?

i go relieve myself and this is what you guys let happen? i can’t take my eyes off this team for a moment.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

actually it was a deuce. and i had to read a little of the onion's our dumb history while i was in there.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thome thome thome i made you out of clay

and when youre dry and ready with thome i will play

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

kazmir's next start pushed back?

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Konerko vs. Gobble

5-for-6, four homers.

ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T LEAVE THE YARD IS A DISAPPOINTMENT.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gaudy numbers

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kept him in the yard

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCKING EEYORE!!

Dodge it next time!

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he didn't gidp'd

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

???

glorious

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

you yanks really have interesting customs
/hoodlight

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So they bring in Gobble to face Thome...

he walks Thome and they leave him in to face Konerko who absolutely owns him?

Great managing.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HBP...

Gobble didn’t want to face him, haha.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hot foot!!!

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, baby steps

One run is good.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CAT BIRD SEAT!!!!

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gobble gobble

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jenksgiving?

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

swishalicious

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

flagged.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so...

do you like gladiator movies?

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagged again.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Deservedly so.

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

let him at least buy you dinner first.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you got something to say to that? i'll flag your next comment, too.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are just a big flag, MM.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 19, 2008 6:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

feels like a fail.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

had to get a different one,

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wanted to find a funny picture such as this

intention in 9/10ths of the law?

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah yours was just too high quality and serious.

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

perfect.

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrecked

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 19, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and t-rexs.

t-reckses. t-rexxes. t-rexz. how the fuck do you pluralize t-rex?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cant capitalize what never existed

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you stoned?

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah

what a dumbass.

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what he did there made me stoned, i think.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not Tyrannosauri? ; - )

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

from me. to you. about him.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

theyre gonna debunk the moon landing hoax on the mythbusters

good times

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah getting a nice bribe from NASA, they'll debunk anything

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've seen Capricorn One. I know what really happened

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whats your favorite dinosaur?

Mine is NASA

j/k its the triceratops

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should have a fanpost where we all tell the story of our favorite dinosaurs.

............fag.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fabulousaurus rex?

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should!!!

that would be awesome.

RECed!!!

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know it's Attorneys General

does that help at all?

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Helluva walk.

I guess.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Twinkies about to put away the Rangers...

They have the bases loaded with only 1 out.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Almost a Grand Popup

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

chelexei = fail.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

at least they got 2 that inning.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should trade him for brian roberts

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice to see the sox respond

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That would not be ideal.

Im done.

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah cips was a bit too much.

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cip made you catch a bit of teh ghey, yes?

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He sprayed it everywhere, consider me collateral damage.

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah...

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

me = FAIL

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EPIC. FAIL.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worst Epic Fail ever

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff ground rule double by Tejada...

and then a hit by Pence to win it. Howry sucks.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way...

Brian Moehler just dominated the Cubs. Hahahahahaaa.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawk enjoys many things

Like putting the pedal to the metal while driving a bulldozer.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Masset is awful...

but a bat flip by Aviles in a 9-4 game in the 8th inning?

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe in Magic

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bp.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is a longman

He’s also low leverage guy. This is low leverage.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guys...

Obviously, Ozzie feels the same way as I do since he just yanked Masset.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how do you figure?

he brought him in the game when you didn’t think he should be in…

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i figured when he came in the idea was you give him a run or 2 to play with and hope he finishes the game.

i’m surprised ozzie gave him such a quick hook.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Billy Butler: Sox killer

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

easy heat!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

first shutout for texas this year.

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is something wrong with Linebrink?

He hasn’t pitched since July 8.

Isn’t the 8th his inning?

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not when they're up 5.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

July 8?

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just looked at those games. my best guesses.

on the 8th he had a rough inning and threw 28 pitches. i assume that made him unavailable for the 9th.
on the 10th, buehrle took a shutout into the 8th and guillen went with dotel in a favorable (at least before that day) matchup with grudzialanek.
on the 11th, blowout loss.
on the 12th, danks went 7 2/3 and left with runners on. not sure why linebrink didn’t pitch this night.
on the 13th, down a bunch until the top of 9.

looks like the 12th was the only natural situation for him to pitch. obviously, he would regularly need more work than that, but perhaps with the all-star break looming and his confidence flagging a bit, ozzie decided to give him a long break.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On 670 before the game

Coop said Linebrink had a “tired arm” and that’s why they shut him down 5 days before the All-Star break. I think he also said that Linebrink was feeling better and would throw on the side today. Didn’t sound like he’d be available though.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

with the transactions of the last two days,

if they really needed to shut him down for a bit they probably would’ve just swapped he and jenks on the dl/25 man.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there was someone in the tribune today that asked linebrink if the sox bullpen would benefit from the as break

he said “definitely.”

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3rd least taxed bullpen in the league

and the answer is “definitely”. Looks like our horses are going to need to deep going deep.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 19, 2008 6:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fastball on july 8 still sat 92-94.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

all-star joe!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

First shutout of the year for the Rangers.........

at the hands of the Minnesota Fucking Twins.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

relax bally

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've never seen godaddy.com on the scrolling ad thing

how internety

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You say Te-hey-da, I say Te-ha-da

Let’s call the whole thing off.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ooribe…uribe?

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

[x] team leading
[x] stats padded
[x] dinner reservations secured

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you dont need reservations at white castle

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like they always say

You gotta get to White Castle before the weirdos show up.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 18, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the weirdos are always on the way.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and already there.

i appreciate the bulletproof glass protecting me from the employees.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haven't been there in a long time

and i’m not sure if i’ve ever been there sober.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A simple phone call is all OC ever needed to pad his stats

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 18, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game = OVA!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it OVA! or ovah!?

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You say Ovah, I say OVA!

Let’s call the whole game over.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and this game is ovah!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it ovah! or OVA!?

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is what I say it is

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good times!

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Longest game Buehrle ever pitched

7 innings.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

just livin' man. you know how we do.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 18, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This game is...

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 18, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Neil Degrasse Tyson FTW

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FTL too

faster than lightning!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 18, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scored all the runs they needed with a hbp and singles before an out was recorded

Could have helped out their record without a HR if not for Q! being Q!

by Trooper on Jul 18, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta say,

I’m not keen on the 5 runs given up. It continues the pre ASB pattern of games where the opposition scored 5 or more runs.

I don’t like slugfests.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

5 is just about average for a game at the Cell in the Summer I bet.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 19, 2008 6:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ryan sweeney made a great catch and unrelated great throw in the bottom of the first tonight at skankee stadium.

and the yankees love richie sexson so much they batted him fifth.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish they would have signed Bonds

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by thecip on Jul 18, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

patience, grass shopper.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 18, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Yankees were facing a lefty starter and Sexson hits lefties well...

1 for 3 with a BB and a RBI. Not a bad debut with the Spankees.

by SSH2005 on Jul 18, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throw cut down AROD @ home. Out by a mike.

I always liked Sweeney. AND I got a foul ball he hit down the 3rd base line against the Yanks last year.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 18, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I would officially root for the yankees if they signed bonds

it would be so enjoyable to watch. Oh, and the short port in right? That would be perfect for him.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 19, 2008 12:09 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why would you want to root for a roided-up douchebag?

The MLB is a better place without assholes like Bonds around.

by SSH2005 on Jul 19, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to fail.

Well, like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, goat god.

by omnipotent grab on Jul 19, 2008 3:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because i could give two shits about either issue you raise

particularly given the respect i give mainstream sports journalism and its reporters, it makes perfect sense to me to root for a guy whom they hate. i mean if they hate him, how bad can he be?

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 19, 2008 6:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This guy likes his new digs...

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?n=Brandon%20Allen&pos=1B&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=450315

Also, a good outing last night by Poreda for Birmingham.

And….it’s getting hard to ignore the very, very solid numbers for Link (AA) and Childers (AAA) out of the pen.

by stanchar on Jul 19, 2008 9:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sportscenter

I recorded the 6AM Sporscenter this morning so that I could watch the White Sox highlights from last night. Lo and behold there was no reporting or highlights of the White Sox game. Even though they are in first place and won last night. Of course they showed highlights of the Cubs game (which they gleefully lost).

by Alan Snipes on Jul 19, 2008 11:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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