I guess its useful that someone tried to stand up for stabuzd’s idiocy rather than nod in silent agreement although I am disappointed that one of our regulars felt like this was something worth defending.

To respond to your points in the good faith they were intended:

umm grown men dress up as pink butterflies and I am not supposed to have a problem with that?

Yes, exactly. Well done. People dress up for all kinds of reasons. They put on body paint to attend sporting events. They don uniforms descended from 19th Century fashion conventions in order to play baseball. They wear costumes for Halloween. They have these silly hats to celebrate Mass or signal their Orthodoxy. What possible relevance is all that to you? If some tiny fragment of gays want to wear ridiculous costumes instead of frat boy jeans and t-shirts, who cares?

Would you like his dick beaters digging into that box of dunkin donuts before you get your long john?

Allow me to reassure you that you can’t get Teh Gay Cooties from baked goods. As long as they wash their hands after dealing with whatever bodily fluids they happen to contact, I’ll share my donuts with anyone. The worst hygiene I’ve ever seen is when straight guys live together. Have you ever listened to Jurko on ESPN1000 bragging about the filthy things he does with his hands?

"On what basis?" = I don’t know… they play in boystown?

You are correct sir – you do not know. Admirably Socratic of you to admit your own ignorance. Of course, the suggestion that because Wrigley was built 90 years ago on the edge of a neighborhood that has become a gay village in the last ~20 years, that has some kind of substantial impact on the demographics of their fan base is silly. FWIW, I’ve never noticed a big Cubs presence on North Halsted and the Chicago gays I’ve know have been pretty evenly distributed between Cubs fans, Sox fans and baseball agnostics.

so we can make fun of them!

Well, this really is the heart of it, isn’t it? Look, there are many bases to make fun of Cubs fans, if you’re into that kind of thing: their painful ignorance of basic baseball, the Trixies in the bleachers, the old folks home that constitutes their radio booth, their smug certainty that the city exists for them, their century of futility, etc. How about you pick one of those for your ridicule rather than something which is ignorant and makes you look like a knuckle-dragging moron?

pretty soon anal relative pet fisting marriages would be allowed.

touchin’ up on each other’s tittie balls,
wrestlin’ em,
gently strokin’ those nipples till they get just so stiff and erect
blowin’ on them (shudder)

Do you mean to insinuate that gay marriage is somehow, like spam, unfavorable or bad? Cause this fanpost absolutely blows.

everyone - and i mean EVERYONE - knows that you’re supposed to have your stadium in a neighborhood where they have to ration liquor licenses. and EVERYONE shows their appreciation in a manner that forces the local authorities to beef up busts for public urination.

duh….

but what is wrong with the ghetto chants? I don’t see how it is racist. I love The Cell but I damn sure don’t want to live there. It is in the middle of the ghetto.

No arguements there. No excuses for either of those things.

Do you like the Sox or not?