Game 85: White Sox (48-35) vs. Indians (37-47)
Jose Contreras (RHP) vs. C.C. Sabathia (LHP)
Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: WCIU, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
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six slot is waaaay to low in the order for a guy like pablo
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i like him in the ready position next to ozzie. not about to come in the game, but prepared if he is needed.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which he isn't
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUO IS LATE
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LUCKILY RAIN DELAY GIVES TIME TO READ IT THOROUGHLY, YES?
we’re fucked.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES
By the way, gents, here is another link
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 2, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT APPEARS THAT CC IS A FINE PITCHER.
also fat.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should read
IT APPEARS THAT CC IS A FINE PITCHER
he is most definitely fat
-There’s no doubt about his fatness
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed, thank you.
Fat. Very. Definite.
Hmm… Defined?
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time: 7:11 p.m. CT, TV: WCIU, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
f'ed in the a.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rain delay?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
might i suggest price is right for a little rain delay theater?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any estimation on how long the rain delay is supposed to last?
by Lawstudent201088 on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thought rongey said just a few minutes
but wciu switching to bernie mac suggests otherwise.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Garland did a cameo on Bernie Mac???
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dj said 25 minutes at 7:10.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ranger says 7:35
wtf is bally/chiburb?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rain, Rain go away...
for anyone that cares…I’ll be liveblogging, though I’ll also be here at the same time
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I forget how to do this
anyone know how to select say an image on a screen and then using PrtScr copy only that image?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/under steals by Sizemore today?
2?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That reminded me of 4-square
Skyscraper style
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
say what?
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's with the choo 'can'
i don’t follow
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its how all the kids talk on the internets these days.
google ‘i can has’
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn, i'm getting old
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too(ish)
I tried to fight it, but it kinda grew on me.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pop pop gets a treat?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forkball into the GB DP
let’s see it
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fine
I’ll settle for the Forkball strikeout
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pitchcount already exceeding 20
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
meant to say exceeded 20
i’m not the english major
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
colin: thoughts about specific pitch/location for the sox to key on with cc on the mound?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sucks with minnesota already having won today
how long before jon and jodan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Focus on the here and now
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
keep their focus, keep their fire. good job wu.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feel the passion, show the swagger,
BAzzle the opponents in the Azzle is my motto.
In the “feel-good” story of the night, Kazmir getting lit up. (I am feeling a backlash against the Rays, since everyone’s on the bandwagon.)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's due to dickiev being there
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really wish Coop would ride the motorized scooter out for his mound visits
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
should just give pablo the job of carrying his ass out there when needed...
how long before jon and jodan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was big.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nasty forkball
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok for now
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah i'll take that just keep the pitch count down the next few innings
how long before jon and jodan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. poor tribe.
at least 50 negative comments instantly if we had hit 3 singles and a walk and only came away with 1 run.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
To anyone that knows stuff about pitching
would the wet affect a forkball? I’m namely looking at grip here
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it depends on how you command the pitch...but with me it definitely screws me up
how long before jon and jodan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i'm hoping it doesn't screw up jose because he's thrown it for so long and i started this year
how long before jon and jodan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd assume it would be better in the bigs, because they replace the ball so often, but it makes it tough to grip. it slips.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll set the over/under on pitches OC will see in this upcoming AB
at 2.5 and I’ll take the under.
by stanchar on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't you kill this horse already
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You set a good line there though
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ!!!!!
how long before jon and jodan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aj!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
that went pretty damn far
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAAANT'NY!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn aj
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
take that fatty
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
POLISH POWER!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hey
polish pride doesn’t belong on sss ;-)
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm interested to watch JD's abs today....
starting to scuffle a bit.
by stanchar on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JD!!!!!
how long before jon and jodan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love you
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey i love him too
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washboard - what's new about them?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he got turned on by the (sorta) homoerotic comment
:)
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel a translation by jeeves tonight ending in "penis"
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
well with choo in the outfield, it’s only a matter of time
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Stanchar
you are a wonderful, wonderfult anti-jinxer
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He just scuffled that out of the park
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
light it up bitches!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Look at these jerks.
Every one of them just swinging for the fences.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We've only scored 1 run - each dong in the 1st is only 1/2 run
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so the score is 2-1 indians?
Cuz Sizemore scrappily reached base, and then scored without the aid of a homer, so that’s gotta add up to 2 right?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1.5, I believe. I have to check.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, fair enough
trying to learn the REAL method of scoring on the fly
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now i thought you could only maximize a run to 1.0. i thought that the cleveland run was of the true run type, which meant it was worth a true 1.0.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang.
And here I was all prepared to get out of work ON TIME and go to the gym. Now I have to stay and watch the Sox light up Sabathia. Fairfield, WHAT!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jd can has
you know i don’t that fuck speak, i give up
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
meant to say i don't 'understand' that fuck speak
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JD CAN HAS MASHED TATER
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
What did you say your advanced area of study is?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who said it was advanced yo?
i’m studying environmental epidemiology…basically investigate how environmental and occupational pollutants cause disease in populations
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i grew up punk rock
watch your words
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually think that's cool
I’m taking a class on biodiesel research in the fall, I plan on slacking a little bit less in it.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's cool
i had opportunities to take climate change classes, but was too busy to squeeze them in. besides, climate change is a fucking myth
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
snort some of those pollutants.
that should help with the you can has broke ass grammar.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JC threw twice as many pitches but let up a run less.
by stanchar on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So Jose is winning the all important
Runs per pitch category?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually got to see the JD homer
Swung on and BELTED that baby was.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose
Trying to single-handedly lift Cleveland’s BA out of the MLB cellar.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's my pablo! bastard
how long before jon and jodan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ozuna is found!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and found out!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo boots it
He plays good.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He'd better get DFA'd
It’d be one thing if he was all glove, no bat. But this guy can’t do shit.
by Joist on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good thing BA was there
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing Uribe isn't playing third
Anderson made a nice catch, though.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
as i said before, this is one thing ozzie does that i cannot understand.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every team needs its Timo Perez
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
our's is named dewayne wise.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If not well spelled
You crackhead.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can Uribe play 3B?
B/C if he can I don’t know why all the talk is about trading/dumping Uribe? Keep him and dump Pablo.
by stanchar on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he can stop the ball with his enormous ass
how long before john and jodan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he can and has for the Sox
He played 27 games there for the SOx in 04
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like
BOzuna!
I’m sorry for that. Really I am.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hooray for Uribe's exile to the bench
Long live Pablo’s suckitude!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Big two out knock coming here from Francisco...
by stanchar on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You really need to leave it in your pants
until a crucial moment. Waving it around diminishes its value and majesty.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was a big spot...
CC easily could get it together and I didn’t fall behind.
by stanchar on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-2
ignoring the over/under on OC
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could have used you earlier in the inning
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hard to have to predict that pablo is gonna boot one.
Hmm.. well, maybe not.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danks is wondering what HE has to do to get 2 runs in a whole start,
let alone in the first inning. However, he sees that it equalizes by having to surrender unearned runs becuase effin’ Pablo has to play.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"I do not...believe...
..what I just saw…”
by Joist on Jul 2, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pablo with the double?
what kind of bizarro world is this?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
F you Pablo
You still don’t make up for it.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he still owes us 2 more bases
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he owes us 1 more base
1 was due to Swisher
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That'll help, Pablo
Hope they score him.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I will Pablo credit for the 2B.
I’d like to see his average in the inning following a boot…it’s probably pretty solid.
by stanchar on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo as a verb
I like that direction you are going.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablo!
ensuring ozzie doesn’t consider the 3rd inning defensive sub.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
swish!!!!
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wheeeeee!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swish getting some of that BABIP luck back
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHA, PABLO SCORED!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nick swisher saying regression to the mean kicks ass!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
progression to the mean?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWISH
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
swish is totally on roids
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swish can has flying bad distraction?
this is fun
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maple or ash?
Adam Dunn made news yesterday – switching to ash.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA switching to entire tree to try to hit that breaking pitch
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could have a whole forest - he ain't hittin' CC
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
that was fast jim
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim = God in my book
But I doubt him on occasion, and don’t honor him nearly enough.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
god indeed
How else do you think all those reverse jinxes of stanchar work?
Stanchar speaks, Jim changes the course of events
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so jim isn't god, stanchar is. jim's just a glorified go-fer.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i happen to agree with hawk on the eventual required change. it's gotten ridiculous and dangerous.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swisher's a solid third in bats broken
Behind Thome and Alexei. I’d start by looking at their handles.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's the total at right now, team-wise?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had 23 for the month
Average of around one a game.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would have guessed higher, but you're only talking shattered, right?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's only the 2nd
;)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, but most of them are shattered.
I think I have four broken-not-shattered in there. When they face guys like Byrd and lefties who throw outside changeups, it’s hard for them to break them.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i suppose that's true. i still would have guessed over 1 per. that's really not that bad, economically speaking. i still think someone is gonna get harpooned someday though.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope it's a pitcher in the ass
for comedy’s sake
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like one of those roller coaster ride photos
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
by rhythm on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where all the men are gay
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at first i laughed at the guy in the red hat, but then i laughed much harder at the guy with the beard and the twins hat.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is truly the biggest pussy in the picture
Looks like he’s losing his gum. How brave.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope that's a Mentos in his mouth
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mucus plug?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But look at the poor guy in the fisherman's hat in the lower corner
Looks so scared.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe that's Chiburb
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ba-zing!
x2 for him not being here to respond.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There has to be a "shattered wood putting someone's eye out"
joke in their somewhere – I’m not clever enough to think of it.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i hope that it boosts his numbers up
he’s dragging my fantasy team down
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's a mapler.
by far the most broken on the sox, too.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That may not reverse jinx
in the way that you’re intending.
by Joist on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think i've officilally given up on Brian Anderson
being anything more than a crappy to fair 4th outfielder
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's about time, j
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping for good 4th outfilder
and capable spot starter, but he has just looked overmatched lately…maybe he’s slumping, but whatever
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can my 5 year old join the Jim Beam club?
Where do I apply?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anderson was shaded perfectly there
Saying that out loud to remind myself whenever they seem to be playing in the wrong area.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, my mlb is slow
I was going to say he was positioned perfectly.
God, are you talking to me?
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that ball fair?
Awful camera work by STO made the replay pointless.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JC figured out how to prevent another pabloot.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
does it involve violence?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i believe it may be a forkball gone awry
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 flies since the boot.
1 grounder, 1 k.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dj on the solo play by play is like listening to a eulogy.
with occasional feigned excitement during key moments.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The one thing that Hawk does well for Sox fans
Why doesn’t Hawk call every HR anymore?
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saving his voice?
TAking more frequent naps?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll go with the naps
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One word
Flomax.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
big jimmy almost legging out the single
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup. Thome.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jimmy ran hard down the line
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thome looks fast since his interleague break.
roids
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone else laughing about seeing pablo come to the plate after jim thome?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thome saw a fastball, didn't he?
Case CLOSED!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thome looking faster than Pablo now.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nicky's on it now.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk and DJ saying "get off my lawn" to pitch counts
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jim, every time I see Necktie now I can't stop laughing
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jim, everytime I see a Cuban revolutionary, I can't stop laughing
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And what about a Cuban revolutionary in a necktie?
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Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox bats:
“Hey Jose, we’re taking a nap now. Wake us up when you blow another lead.”
by Joist on Jul 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But Swish still wants to par-tay.
:(
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excuse me, this is the front desk calling with your wakeup call.
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
call back in 3 innings.
//fuck. i’m so hungover.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is putting me to sleep
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Since you're not a closer, have some greenies
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dj with a mike maroth reference wow
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good pitch no call
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JD triple
Bah-bah-bah-bah!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a take one for the team situation, wasn't it? save us the triple.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dye took advantage of the triple opportunity there.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GB DP or a K is acceptable right now
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BB to load the bases.....
Fuck damn hell
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dj: 'he's gonna walk him the old fashioned way, by missing the plate by a lot."
ladies and gentlemen, our messiah!
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mighty obliges, stanchar
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man on third no outs
didn’t score, good work Jose
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 2, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was that 3 walks and a triple for just 1 run again?
LGT must be partying it up.
by Trooper on Jul 2, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Game 85: Gamethread #2
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/2/563903/game-85-gamethread-2
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 2, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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