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Game 98: Gamethread #2

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Bean thread!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 2:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup

Ozzie was throwing stuff in the dugout

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 2:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me like ozzie

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 2:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

would the ump have had the discretion to toss him? and if so, would that have resulted in auto suspension?

could have given us some insight into who ozzie plans on starting tuesday.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 2:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

doesn't matter

MUST HAVE BLOOD!!

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 2:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At some point the Gods must be satisfied

The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.

by winningugly on Jul 20, 2008 2:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey you're here

are you resuming to take the under now?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 2:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know

because the sox season is over

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 2:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope.

The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.

by winningugly on Jul 20, 2008 2:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm guessing "bullpen start"

Masset for 3 followed by the rest of the pen…..

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 20, 2008 2:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So who starts for Contreras?

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 20, 2008 2:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time to back up the truck

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 20, 2008 2:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

eduardo perez alone will be more than enough

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 2:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We will definitely need someone...

if Dye has a broken kneecap, along with Contreras on the D.L.

by SSH2005 on Jul 20, 2008 3:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

have you heard it's a broken kneecap, or is it just wishful thinking?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 2:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man the retro duds are just that

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They're playing like the 84 Sox....

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 20, 2008 2:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We need this rally!

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't like how the umpire can just take away our ability to retaliate

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IT'S BULL!!

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 2:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How pure is that bull?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 2:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IT IS UNCUT COLOMBIAN PURE

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 2:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THAT'S BS!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 20, 2008 2:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha. thats what i was trying to remember

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 2:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PURE BULL

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 2:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but good job by carrasco inducing weak contact

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 2:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He better

“Because you hit Jermaine, I’m going to walk you…. hard.”

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 2:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How is this team winning

So many dumb decisions

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's kong time

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 2:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is ozzie tearing into carrasco??

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 2:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

balls.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 2:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rally images in HD!

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 2:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

big balls

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 2:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

big balls

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 2:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 2:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you have milkshake and i have a milkshake....

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 2:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Good morning, Eeyore," said Pooh.

“Good morning, Pooh Bear,” said Eeyore gloomily. “If it is a good morning, which I doubt,” said he.
“Why, what’s the matter?”
“Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can’t all, and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.”

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 2:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So who's Pooh in this world?

The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.

by winningugly on Jul 20, 2008 2:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hermie?

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 2:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anderson

He always wants to get his paws on some honeys.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 2:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   2 recs

Good ole Honey Paws

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 2:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FTW!

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 2:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You stole my answer.

The other one is Uribe:

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 2:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

that's rec'd for sure

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 2:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

swisher = tigger

uribe is more of a pigglet

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 2:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uribe is like pigglet times 100!

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 2:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

material = stale = fail.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 2:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

to the contrary, uribe fat jokes never get stale so

FIAL ON U

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 20, 2008 2:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pic didn't work?

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 2:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Same here.

The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.

by winningugly on Jul 20, 2008 2:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can't find another source

Try CTRL+F5ing when you get a chance.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

which does what?

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i feel pwned

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AHHHHHH

I HATE THAT ONE

FREAKS ME OUT

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Show us on the doll

where Pooh touched you.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i see what eeyore did there

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 20, 2008 2:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 2:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how does carrasco look?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well he's issued two walks already

but nothing hard hit. i would describe his style as “wily”. not a ton of velo, but moves it in and out and gets his offspeed stuff over.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 2:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C K

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

looks like he'll probably struggle against lefties

no change, no cutter and not a lot of velocity.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kenwo would take him downtown if we would ever see that epic matchup

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when you suck, you can pretty much do whatever you want

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

teahen hit a in-the-parker last week...remember

he’s fast as hell dude get with it

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He hits the Sox well

And besides DeJesus, they don’t really have many other candidates.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i suppose. i know batting order doesn't mean all that much, especially when you are the royals offense,

but dude’s opb is like .317 and .280-ish over the last month.

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

New rally cap today.

Yesterday’s sucked.

Let’s beat this team to a fucking pulp!!!!

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 20, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck yeah!

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Strikeout Popout Flyout

Orca getting the job done!

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pretty sure the groundout makes for the suck cycle

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon Q

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok time to actually start my day

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sometimes the bar, well,

he eats you.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If only Che were up

Cuban law firm: Ramirez, Ramirez, and Ramirez

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

* gong *

"Come at the king, you best not miss. "

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2B

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!

Fucking Royals fucks hitting JD knocking him out of the game

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JD at least has a bruise.

If he plays tomorrow, I will be surprised. And now BA is up…

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

probably not

Q stretched it into a double. Was well hit, but didn’t make it past the OF.

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

here comes the K

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fyi

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just something i found

i don’t get it either

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice use of half a screen, you nihilist.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice marmot

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 20, 2008 3:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i miss that rug!

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GET A JOB SIR

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe he throws that slider with enough velo

to be functionally a cutter

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

funny story re: honeys

so i’m bullshitting with some of my neighbors the other night and apparently one used to be quite the jersey chaser. she listed among her “before they were pro” make-out stable: matt leinart, john lackey, and one brian n. anderson.

who did she say had the best skills? why our very own goldilocks, of course.

by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lackey? dayum.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

from what i've heard, lackey spends his nights after the game in a couple usual hangouts

chicks know where to hit him up.

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where do you get this info?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

chick i knew back in the day

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when you were a teenager, before you had status and before you had a pager?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

chick you knew...uh huh

i’m just messin’ yo

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, but what is this chick doing with lackey before he makes it big?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

makes what big?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ba-dum ching.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

talking him up, no doubt

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

believable?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't see why not

she says she nabbed BA during his AZ days. besides, if you’re going to make shit up, why go heisman winner – starting ace for the local ball club – non-famous 4th outfielder for a non-local team?

by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2008 3:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

got him! dp!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 plus a pickoff.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

carrasco certainly has all the makings of a fifth starter

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's a spicy one

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dodgers sign utilityman Ozuna

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080720&content_id=3161557&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the safety net will wreak havoc on the d-backs...

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“He hasn’t played a lot of second base, but he looks in good shape,” Torre said of Ozuna. “He’s got foot speed. He gives us an upgrade, experience-wise. A little more athleticism. He’s a safety net at three positions. We have a chance to do other stuff. Right now, it’s just a switch. We still have to make a decision on a pitcher or player for [Mark Sweeney]. He’s ready.”

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

#2000 for jimmy

he should slap that shit down the line more often

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, a fundamental change to his hitting approach is going to happen right about...never.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol @ sig

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jimmy!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

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THAN

THANKS SO MUCH I LOVE MY FANS BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME WITH THE BATS AND THE BALLS

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 3:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awesome!

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by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the second one is a riot

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they both are a riot

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alright PK

No fucking eyeore shrug

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BUNT!

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FACT

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

awesome too!

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by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Bench him.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DFA his eeyore ass

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by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well that sucked

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh bother

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SWISH!!!!!!!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SWISH A LISH

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The wonderful thing about Swisher!

Is Swisher’s a wonderful thing!

I CAN'T STAND IT.
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by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HIS BATS ARE MADE OF MAPLE

HIS HITS GO OUT WITH A DING!

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SWISH!!!

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by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

swishalicius!

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by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OFFENSE MOTHERFUCKERS OFFENSE

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

swish!!!

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 3:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

excellence

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like the Hawk sez.

Missed that the first time.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
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by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i love how long the list of stuff is

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was hard coming up with that.

what would a swish action figure come with? I mean who knows, right?

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 3:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha. shoulda woulda coulda

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 3:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

got a little captain in ya?

who’s got the captain swish pic

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by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Take THAT, for the 5 HBPs in 3 games, Royals.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 20, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'd rather have blood

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Score 8 more runs

Put Masset in, let him bean someone and get tossed.

Win win!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well Masset has a 98 mph fastball, right?

Seriously though, don’t want anyone necessary to get a suspension.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you say so tonya

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

done and done, shane

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or really anybody given the current state of the pitching staff.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm just joking

pacifist i am

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you guys see his little HR handslap pose thing with OC?

very awesome

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah that's the captain thing chief

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oc = bad guy.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oops, a bit late

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're winning yay we're winning!

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

5 HBPs in a 3 game series seems very excessive.

You haven’t seen the last of this, IMHO. Next game will have a bench clearer.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 20, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q's just waiting to brawl

cockpuncher!

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 3:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i am

down 1, bottom 9th, 2 outs

Mauer on 3rd, Morneau up

1-2 count

MrROFL.com
My Twitter

by shaftr on Jul 20, 2008 3:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ka-chow

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by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RECOUNT!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good teams do not lose games. ever.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's BS, do some fuckin research

twins never lose

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by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

losing at home and getting shut out by the rangers. fucking pathetic.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Linebrink was up in the bullpen

That’s a good sign I hope

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tejas does it!

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought the twins won the world series already

am i missing something?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's cubbies twins in the world series

the winner: america

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 3:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EATIN MY LUNCH FROM A SINGLE BOWL

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sadness bowl.

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 3:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CHARACTER ACTORS

WHO THE FUCK CARES IF WE’RE FAT

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Parade is Tuesday

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 3:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Taking a left handed bat for a right handed bat

to face a right handed pitcher?

Something wrong with Gordon?

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SNIIIIIPER

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Um.

Make an effort to move.

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blood!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone's big off season signing just got knocked

HOWYALIKEMENOW

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’d rather see him back in Oakland

To think we gave up Ryan Sweeney for him is nauseating.

by waitonhim on Jul 20, 2008 2:46 PM EDT

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i took that as a sarcastic remark

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought that guy was kidding

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

check the source of the comment.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope.

He has an extensive track record like this.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well i hope you guys know that i should never be taken seriously

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought it was a she.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Could be.

When in doubt, I figure this is a sausagefest.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

big time sausagefest

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

delcious

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and nutricious

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by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think i remember a bunch of danny richar LOVE coming from that way.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's...

depressing. seriously thinks sweeney, all on his lonesome, is better than swish?

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EASY HEAT

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Has there been any news on JD?

KC will burn for their stupid antics this weekend.

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 3:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

x rays were neg

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

chicken little is disappointed.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EASY HEAT

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY GAVE ME A HEARING AID!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by larry on Jul 20, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not sure what to make of this

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

were you busy watching the minnesota game?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

<slices spine leading to paralysis>

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well that's not very smart, Matt.

Now we have Sox-killing Steve Deutsch.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thornton's follow through needs some help

he’s falling off the mound.

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shit

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by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DADGUMMIT

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I fucking hate Stefan Deutsch

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shit..............

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

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