Game 98: Gamethread #3

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 3:44 PM CDT in Game Threads Comment 160 comments

Swisher goes deep! Sox down 1...

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Rally bacon theft!

There are no other pictures of bacon theft on the Internet.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

rally thread!!

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Rally Thread 2!

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Rally Thread!

AGAIN. GOD DAMMIT.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

RALLY RALLY RALLY

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by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

monday morning quarterback

why not let dotel finish the inning?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lefty-lefty

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

okay

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

getting the ideal matchup going into the 9th

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ANYWAY

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why was Linebrink not in for the eighth?

by randy77 on Jul 20, 2008 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

arm sleepy

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

'Cause Dotel's better.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Back issues?

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hot flashes.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

goatee issues....fucking razors

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BACK ISSUES

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

flagged.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you just don't get it

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what is there to get aside from it being a back issue of stuff?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you don't find tori spelling to be hilarious?

or the fact that she’s been photoshopped to death? etc?

it’s not amazing, just enjoyable.

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i find her to be disgustimifying.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pussy hurts

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

because he doesn't have the mental make-up

to be pitching in the eighth inning

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rally Time

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by shaftr on Jul 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

UIC?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not enough Asians

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dude

i’m going to smack you upside the head yo

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by reardenmettle on Jul 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

abortions for some, miniature american flags for others

by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah! rally!

by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

why do they all have fake swords?

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

metal detectors.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

because if they were real

the military/police would have swarmed them with bullets

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think it's more of a "why have them at all" question

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well

i would ask the poster to describe the context of that pic

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

They're from Nepal

Which means I don’t know

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

YOU'RE DAMN STRAIGHT YOU DON'T

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

...i don't remember making the above comment

weird.

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's kathmandu

who’s assuming they’re fake?

by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dude

have you been to nepal?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no

yes yes, i know, strong central gov’t and all (well, until recently).

smart ass comment. my bad.

by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice AJ

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

POLISH

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

tying run aboard with Q! up

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

EHHHHHHHHHH JAY

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Good speed aboard

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he should be able to score from second on a double...

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

pitch around?

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yes

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Royals pitching around Q

Can’t say I blame them

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

with dye on deck? oops!

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BA is on deck

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it was a joke. hence the oops. get a new avatar. ;-)

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wish we had some right handed pop on the bench

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Ozuna's a Dodger now, yo

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ozuna now a dodger :-(

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Would you settle for right-handed poop?

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

probably not.

but i want to see a picture first.

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BA plzzzz don't fuck this up

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Time to get BAzzled.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

come on pooh bear....

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

BA never stops at first base

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by thecip on Jul 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Same pitch?

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

we need the great american hero theme song right now

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

believe it or not, i'm walking on air, never thought i'd be 0 for 3....

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ooh, now i'm fantasizing about connie seleca

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

HONEY PAWS

GET IT DONE BABAY

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

BA once again illustrating why he is a fourth outfielder

by larry on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He got a big hit...

Blame the Sox stupid 3B coach for having one of the slowest guys on the team run on Jose Guillen’s arm. Just a retarded call by Cox there with only one out.

by SSH2005 on Jul 20, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

damnit

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that was close

by randy77 on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fucking MORON COX YOU FUCKING DICKBRAIN

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

why'd they send him?

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Cox is senile.

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

cora?

by larry on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs

Starting to creep me out.

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

recd

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow

that was some kind of stupid!

by Sox Fan Louie on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What the duece?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

um.

did you not see him holding the ball before aj even turned cox?

by Trooper on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe Cox thought German was playing left still.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That's just absurdly dumb

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that was fail

ultimate fail

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by shaftr on Jul 20, 2008 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hit 2,001 is desperately needed

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuuuuuuuuuckstick

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What a botch. I hope Ozzie kicks Cox in the crotch.

Game loser right there.

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

cox has not seen the run expectancy chart.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

bases loaded, 1 out : 1.65 runs; 1st and 3rd, 2 out: .538. epic fail.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

in the cox, even?

by Trooper on Jul 20, 2008 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anyone else enjoy this Infiniti ad?

HE DROVE RIGHT THROUGH THE STATUS QUO DONT YOU SEE

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

why don't you go blow it out your ass

...i just wanted to say that at one point during this game

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

to me specifically?

or just, whomever.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

whomever

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

preferrably ssh though...

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

kinda shot your wad at this point, no?

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

YOU'RE the one who posted a pic of tori spelling.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ka-chow

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you are taking things the wrong way

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jenks we hardly knew ye

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

*Janks

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

96 on the gun is nice to see

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This whole game is janked

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 20, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's super janky, that's for sure

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Giant Cox

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

bean him!

by expatnyc on Jul 20, 2008 4:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

IN THE FACE

by reardenmettle on Jul 20, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bean Cox? Great idea...knock some sense into him

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 20, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trib on Dye

Jermaine Dye left Sunday’s game against the Royals in the fourth inning after being hit in the right knee by a pitch from Horatio Ramirez.
Dye, who crumpled at the plate and was helped off the field, was diagnosed with a bruise after X-rays proved negative. He most likely will miss part or all of the upcoming series against Texas.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that will no doubt help our offense keep pace

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 20, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Need to hit DeJesus in the face next series

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

At least have Bobby belly flop on him

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

uribe with an ass drop?

wouldn’t that be the best choice

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

or in the junk - maybe we'll get lucky and he will have forgotten to wear protection

by reardenmettle on Jul 20, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Alright PK, show me something

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

FIAL

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This isn't fun

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He sure did.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 20, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

one more time cap'n plz....

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 4:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

captain swish

the original dirty 30

c’mon boy

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 4:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that didn't do down smoothly

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh shit...that was sick

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 4:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Our hopes rest on Crede

.......

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

holy hell...that was a great attempt

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 20, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

for the entire season

rests on this at-bat right here

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i hear the joakim fellow is pretty good

by thatshortkid on Jul 20, 2008 4:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Pitching staff needs to get its collective head out of its ass

This one sucked

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 20, 2008 4:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

dotel's HBP and easy heat's walk to gload the killers late. danks obviously has seen much better days.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Agreed.

We need Linebrink back.

But to repeat,

“Pitching staff needs to get its collective head out of its ass”.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 20, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also, like you alluded to,

this was a bad loss.

Oh for the days when we had 6327 consecutive quality starts.

by ballyb on Jul 20, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well at least the Twins lost

DIE DIE DIE DIE

Pitching staff needs an Ozzie tirade.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 20, 2008 4:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and a thank - you note for CJ wilson

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 20, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

frustrating series, oh well, go getem next game

by madvillian on Jul 20, 2008 4:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Losing 2 of 3 to the Royals...

Danks vs. Bannister and they lose. Awesome.

Could be 1.5 games up right now. Oh well…

by SSH2005 on Jul 20, 2008 4:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

can't blame the offense today, though, for danks not getting a win, try as you might.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 20, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Where did I blame the offense?

This one is on Danks and Thornton. Although I was shocked that Ozzie and his love for the lefty / righty matchups let Thornton get beat by a righty who kills the Sox.

by SSH2005 on Jul 20, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you forgot that moron cox

run expectancy chart
bases loaded, 1 out : 1.65 runs; 1st and 3rd, 2 out: .538. epic fail.

gargantuan fail

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 20, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I doubt he was thinking like a seamhead at the time

Took a calculated risk on the fly. It didn’t work. Moveon.org.

The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.

by winningugly on Jul 21, 2008 7:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

C'mon, winningugly...

That had to be one of the dumbest decisions by a third base coach that you have seen in a long while. Slow-ass Pierzynski running on Jose Guillen’s great arm on a ball in shallow LF? Did Cox even think about the situation before he waved him home? A calculated risk isn’t one that will fail 90% of the time. Who would want the bases loaded with only one out anyways? A walk, a wild pitch, or even a well-positioned out could have tied the game.

Stupid, stupid, stupid call by Cox.

by SSH2005 on Jul 21, 2008 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's an aggressive coach, which is probably why Ozzie hired him.

Wasn’t Guillen helod out of the previous game with back issues? Perhaps that was part of the game prep – discussing whether or not to try and take advanage of a physical issue. Who knows? Time to move on. The pitching lost the game, not the unscored run. We’ve seen worse.

The Butkus year - time to knock everyone on their ass.

by winningugly on Jul 21, 2008 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs