Game 102: Game Thread #2
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:07 PM CDT
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JD hits a 2-run HR with 2 outs in the 9th that wins the game!
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About effin' time, c
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
just got back from some vegetarian indian food
ran into ellen page, actually.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Who dat?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
she's legitimately a lesbian
i thought? if my terminology was offensive, my apologies. I actually liked Juno.
this thread sucks!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Welcome home, colin
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
redeemed!!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Yea!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
speaking of redeemed.
time for paulie to start opsing 1.200 for the rest of the year to get back in line with his baseball card
yeah no shit
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
ellen page was like 4'10''
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
but she can take a joke
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Did you ask her out?
;)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
did you get any digits
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
yeah, i heard social studies teachers get all the chicks.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i like how colin disappears when we ask him if he asked her out
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Like cold balls
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
OK, now if you don't think that's funny
there’s something wrong with you, I tell you what.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
f-ing redneck.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i've been reading on whether or not she's gay
i called the dude up thread a douche cuz of it, so i figured i might as well know. it would appear that she isn’t out, but is highly suspected thereof.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i hate short people.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
They spin really well on the end of your johnson
Like pinwheels.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
uhhh rec'd!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
why?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Back to the Socratic dialogue, eh PR?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
yeah you can say that
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i shouldn't say hate, that came out wrong. i find them disgusting.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
whats wrong with short people
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm starting to pick up the vibe that you're short.
so this conversation is over.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
yea 5'2''
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
How wide?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
not wide just perfect
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
flagged.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
why
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
He's definitely
struggling, even after the DL. How long does Ozzie stay with him? What are the options?
nick magic?
WTF
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Someone explain to me why Magic is in the game?
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
I wish I could
I was just thinking the same thing
get off the internet during the game coop
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I've got faith in his abilities
...but it’s more like faith in the ability to yield runs…..
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta, gotta, gotta hold 'em this innig
Big mo’ swing.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
*inning*, fer Chrissakes
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
FUCK
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Strikes, Nick, strikes.
Pitching, defense and health.
damn
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
this sucks ass
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
so much for the confidence booster, eh ozzie?
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
DFA Ozzie
but he's the capt'n, or is that crap'n
ba-zing!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
4 batters,
4 1st pitch balls.
Pitching, defense and health.
From another perspective, it was a very good guess
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Jul 25, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Clearly Erstad gave Masset his Reality Distortion Field before leaving town
Where some see a AAA reliever, Guillen and others close by see a closer-in-waiting that needs to get high-leverage innings.
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
But anyone else in the pen besides Masset could have
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
trying to buy some love with the DP
aint gonna work kid.
however, allow me refer you to the handjob comments from earlier.
I can be bought with a DP
as long as I’m not on the receiving end.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh for the long ball
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Chelexei, bb
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
is this the real kenwo btw?
or just a sock?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
which is worse?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
are you showing ellen around the site?
or did she shoot you down
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
"And this thread is where we keep the crazy people and others who should have something else to do on Friday night..."
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
no kidding
i gotta get to royal oak in a bit
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
ughhhh dp
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
I won't get mad at Alexei...
although that sucked.
I blame Fields
Probably distracted Alexei
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Indians imploding in the 9th.
Pitching, defense and health.
Punto up with 2 out, down by 1 man on 2B
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's in relief?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Rafael Perez
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Urp
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Indians win
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
And Delmon Young steals 3B.....
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's say it's 5-4 DET
heading to the top of the ninth….and the Sox get the bases loaded with two out for
PK….I really hope Ozzie has the balls to pinch hit Wise if a righty is in the game.
yanks trade for nady and marte from pirates...kenwo is crying
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
good trade for them
who was the bait? austin jackson?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
nope...ross ohlendorf, jose tabata, and 2 other prospects
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Yea, that's a good trade for the Yanks
Solves their injury and bullpen problems with one fell swoop. God damn, that is a good trade for them. Pisses me off that they are able to make a deal like that.
I guess you can never do wrong picking on inept franchises like the Pirates and Nats.
Pirates aren't inept.
Littlefield got the axe before the season. And they’ve been run competently since. This trade makes sense for both sides and we simply don’t have anyone like Tabata.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Yeah...I'm still unimpressed by the haul for the Bucs
Tabata has issues IIRC, and the other guys seem like filler. For Nady and Marte I really would have expected more. I guess the Pirate scouts must have loved Tabata….but still
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
expected more?
nady ain’t anything good
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Already posted lasty thread
K-wo has spoken as to his thoughts and feelings.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
the bp rundown of the yanks-bucs trade
Personally, I think this speaks pretty badly of Tabata.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
at some point you have to produce
he’s only 19, so he has plenty of time, but his value isn’t that high.
at least we get to face todd jones
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
with the top of the order
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
indians win 5-4 over the twinkies
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
15 walks to 13 strikeouts...that's solid
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Used to be 7 - Dotel, 8 - Linebrink, 9 - Jenks.
Now Massett, Carrasco & who knows??
Pitching, defense and health.
OCab doing how he do
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
damnit ocab
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
damn didn't get the full barrel to it
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
AJ just missed that one
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
:(
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Frustrating game
Robertson with 5BB but the Sox couldn’t get hits when they needed to….
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
but...hold on
it’s a bird…it’s a plane….it’s Q!perman
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Can't believe T Jones set us down in order...
by stanchar on Jul 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
stan, you're back!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
base hit!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
fuck yeah!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
JD!!!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
JERMAINE DYE
HOW ABOUT THAT SPORTS FANS
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
DYE!!!!!!!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
Awesome.
Also who was talking shit about the Tigres’ announcing team? They’re solid.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I was
They hadn’t said much of anything insightful. But they did catch Ozzie throwing Jones off. What did Hawk and DJ say? Did they notice?
Jenks probably isn't warm, right?
Oh, nvm.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
they're bringing in linebrink to close it out
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
i kid...i kid....
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
They get the top of their order too, though.
Should be a good one. JD fucking unloaded on that.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Win or Jermaine Dye trying!
"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."
Gangstarr
No confidence in closing them out here...
but it’s still been fun.
"stunning home run"?
Uh, Todd Jones sucks and Dye is good. I wouldn’t call it stunning. Dramatic as fuck yes.
if you're a tigers fan, you're stunned.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Jenks & Jones
Yeah, we’re way up on them in the closer dept.
by tommyjoepeters on Jul 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont believe that
That is fucking outstanding to take the lead. if ozzie brings in thornton i am going to puke
Kenwo4life=ratings
satire should be done more forcefully IMO
Like, “when Ozzie brings in Linebrink here it will be a loss. One time, on our way to 4 straight championships (1 more than Jordan ever won in a row) I tole my manager to fuck off when he wanted to take me out in the 6th (only 7 innings in hs) and I won it because I knew I could do it. That’s what Jenks needs to do with Ozzie right now.”
by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wordy
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
rec'd!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
JD is a legit MVP candidate.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Who's your partner, K-wo?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
he's trolling for pontential
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
swish awesoming up first?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
bobby jenks
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
it's not blonde...that's just leftover gravy from breakfast
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
id check 'bless you boys' but im sure
they pawned their computers for crackrock
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
you're not late at all
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
2 down...nice play from che
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
sweet holy hell alexei is fucking smooth fielding
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
MM, Alexei would treat you so fine
so, so right
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
he's one step ahead of every thought and desire i ever have.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
was that bobby at 96mph?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
YES!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
comeback win !!!!!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
two in a row...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
taker/edge hell in a cell...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
definitely a sock
either way, you’re fuckin welcome baby
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Perfect Day!
Sox Win! Cubs Lose! Twins Lose! Tigers Lose!
lovely
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Big, big win
We were supposed to win this one, and we did. Breathe easier for 24 hours, boys and girls.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Robertson sucks
We match up well against him. And we are the first place team. Yes, supposed to.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
getting a kick out of your sig, btw
glad i’m such a good representative of SSS.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
All PR is good PR
You back at college? When do classes start?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Class is always after labor day
and I am back in a2. Hence the generally lax writing. I’m hesitant to say this as a matter of excusiness, but it looks like skipping out on a night of sleeping was bad for my writing. And apparently it has a long way to go anyway.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Don't worry too much about it - take the shot, assimilate the info,
and move on. You’re money.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
So 3.5 for the Twins and 6.5 for the Tigres?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
you are correct sir
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Si
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
10 minutes ago , it was very possibly
Minn — -1 1/2
Det -— -4 1/2
INSTEAD
Minn — -3 1/2
Det -— -6 1/2
NICE!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and health.
which, i hope, underlines why it makes no sense to care too much about baseball in July
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Well sortof
but to take 2 out of 3 would be pretty damn nice at this point wouldn’t it? Shit, if we sweep it thats quite a blow to D-Town.
doesn't it feel good
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm glad it was us
I hate Todd Jones. I always equate him and Borowski. Hate ‘em both.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
This one
had all the blueprint of a pathetic loss. Could be a corner-turner for this stretch, just as Uribe’s slide back in April was for that early spring stretch.
Don't forget Q's 3-run job a couple of days ago
Though 2 outs in the 9th is a little more dramatic than 2 outs in the 8th. But our last 2 wins are a bit uncharacteristic – rallying in our last AB. Nice trend.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
And thats why ERA does matter for a closer
Which is why I’m glad the Sox have Bobby Jenks and his 96MPH fastball and filthy breaking stuff.
(Hits floor after falling off chair.)
Recap? What’s that?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
i'm leaving, so yeah
plus i only saw half the game. for serious guys, we obviously need writers. so write.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Pool still open?
Pitching, defense and health.
nope, bars are though
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
you always run away somewhere
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Like cold balls
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
ha!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I'm 22.
And it’s Friday night. You shouldn’t want me to be blogging full time at this point in my life.
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thats true
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i remember 22 it was two years ago
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
HSA is shedding a small tear...
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
when i was 22 we had to blog with typewriters on friday night
kinda like this site though, my readership did not receive the dispatch until later in the week – if ever
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 25, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I suppose I'm lame then for staying in this evening...
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Jul 25, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
you're practically 30!
you need all the sleep you can get. soon enough you’ll be shoving babies out the chute and cooking breakfast for hubby every morning. it’s a living!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Well, I did just get back from 3 days in Vegas
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Jul 26, 2008 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
that's what i'm talking about!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2008 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
fanposts make me feel weak
i wanna write on the big page lol
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Wiz will promote the good stuff
that’s always been the standard.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Anyway, the thing that was weird about yesterday's bitching
is that this is a self-propelling community. That’s how SBN designed the site, that’s how Cheat runs it and that’s how we have typically operated. I take responsibility for whatever I do that sucks (or, you know, if it’s good once in a while), but in my absence (and others), take a spin on the keys, dudes.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i pretty much read yesterday's uprising by the great unwashed as symbolic of demand for more content from Cheat and / or
less linguistic prose and more hard statistics that, when regurgitating to others, make us look ‘baseball smart’. whether said demand is ultimately satisfied with supply, the entire concept of free market economics is at stake.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
RFer's
As much as I loved Mags when he was here, it still makes it that much sweeter to see Dye’s homer go over the head of Ordonez.
Movin' on
Sorry, missed your post and made the same point downthread.
Overall we came out good with Jermaine, and I’m happy for him tonight. He’s the guy that signed on a handshake.
Maybe Maggs will someday be a WS MVP, but even so KW did good.
by tommyjoepeters on Jul 25, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Ozzie not fucking aroung one bit
with defense.
The 3 man shift.
Pitching, defense and health.
he's a very good manager at this point in his career.
we are a very well run organization.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I still question his goofy handling of the bullpen. Massett in a tie game? don't make that mistake ever again. jd bailed him out
Kenwo4life=ratings
If there is one thing Ozzie has always done well
it’s manage his pitching staff. He’s a few arrows short if Matty and Liney aren’t available. You were carping about Logan, too. Who else you want in? It’s a long 2nd half.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Plus
Its nice to steal a game with magic and tabasco taking 7 and 8
I'll grant you Dotel, considering how high leverage the situation was...
but to Ozzie’s credit, it was only the 7th right? And if Dotel pitches then, who does he have for the 8th?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
re: we are a very well run organization
no arrests in the front office yet, right?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i cobbled this pos together during the dye ocab wars, but did not think it worthy of public consumption, but, wtf, why not?
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
That is truly disturbing
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
that's outstanding
and also terrifying.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
awesome!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Great way
to start a long road trip.
Pitching, defense and health.
Wow...what a sweet win.
They are probably going to all get lit tonight and then who knows—-perhaps a hungover lineup will fare better against Verlander than we did the last time.
Nice switches btw in the 9th….I like how Ozzie isn’t “coddling” Konerko. He certainly came into the season with a better defensive repuation at 1B than Swisher, but hasn’t performed like it. He deserved to be pulled….but I will say this for PK….he’s in an awful slump all around….but I like his body language post JD HR and post Jenks close-out. He definitely wants to win badly and is the cliche”ic” team guy.
nope
but it looks like she sets off a lot of gaydars. my issue was with “dyke” which i think of the same as “fag”. and you’ve never posted here, so i don’t know how you mean it.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I was very against
giving Dye the 2 year extension.
But he’s making me look like an idiot.
And if Paul ever starts hitting, I like
3 – Q!
4 – Jermaine
5 – Thome
6 – Paul
7 – Swisher
Pitching, defense and health.
Over his head
I’m tellin’ ya, seeing Maggs look up at the stands while JD’s game-winner landed was some kinda suweeeet!