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Game 102: Game Thread #2

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new evidence has come to light

JD hits a 2-run HR with 2 outs in the 9th that wins the game!

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About effin' time, c

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just got back from some vegetarian indian food

ran into ellen page, actually.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who dat?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

douche

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

she's legitimately a lesbian

i thought? if my terminology was offensive, my apologies. I actually liked Juno.

by Illini0509 on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

juno?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this thread sucks!!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welcome home, colin

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

redeemed!!!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damnit.

I thought we were done with the first pitch outs. boooo thread!

by Trooper on Jul 25, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU PUDGE

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

speaking of celeb encounters

I saw Pudge on Michigan Ave, he looked about 5’ 8”

by Illini0509 on Jul 25, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

speaking of redeemed.

time for paulie to start opsing 1.200 for the rest of the year to get back in line with his baseball card

by Trooper on Jul 25, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah no shit

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ellen page was like 4'10''

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but she can take a joke

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you ask her out?

;)

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did you get any digits

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah, jabronies

there’s some chicago you just don’t hear enough anymore.

by Trooper on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, i heard social studies teachers get all the chicks.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like how colin disappears when we ask him if he asked her out

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Like cold balls

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, now if you don't think that's funny

there’s something wrong with you, I tell you what.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

f-ing redneck.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i've been reading on whether or not she's gay

i called the dude up thread a douche cuz of it, so i figured i might as well know. it would appear that she isn’t out, but is highly suspected thereof.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hate short people.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They spin really well on the end of your johnson

Like pinwheels.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

uhhh rec'd!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why?

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Back to the Socratic dialogue, eh PR?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah you can say that

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i shouldn't say hate, that came out wrong. i find them disgusting.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whats wrong with short people

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm starting to pick up the vibe that you're short.

so this conversation is over.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yea 5'2''

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How wide?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not wide just perfect

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

flagged.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Khali!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's definitely

struggling, even after the DL. How long does Ozzie stay with him? What are the options?

by VAChisox on Jul 25, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nick magic?

WTF

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

zz

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone explain to me why Magic is in the game?

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wish I could

I was just thinking the same thing

by lod773 on Jul 25, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

have faith in the man

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

get off the internet during the game coop

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nevermind

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've got faith in his abilities

...but it’s more like faith in the ability to yield runs…..

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta, gotta, gotta hold 'em this innig

Big mo’ swing.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*inning*, fer Chrissakes

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Strikes, Nick, strikes.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why in the fuck

do you bring in this jagoff

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this sucks ass

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this guy runs the bullpen

like Larry runs a thread

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ba-zing!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4 batters,

4 1st pitch balls.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Clearly Erstad gave Masset his Reality Distortion Field before leaving town

Where some see a AAA reliever, Guillen and others close by see a closer-in-waiting that needs to get high-leverage innings.

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thornton can't pitch

bad back

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But anyone else in the pen besides Masset could have

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

trying to buy some love with the DP

aint gonna work kid.

however, allow me refer you to the handjob comments from earlier.

by Trooper on Jul 25, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can be bought with a DP

as long as I’m not on the receiving end.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

oh for the long ball

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of course

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Missile.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chelexei, bb

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is this the real kenwo btw?

or just a sock?

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

which is worse?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you showing ellen around the site?

or did she shoot you down

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"And this thread is where we keep the crazy people and others who should have something else to do on Friday night..."

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no kidding

i gotta get to royal oak in a bit

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ughhhh dp

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I blame Fields

Probably distracted Alexei

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Punto up with 2 out, down by 1 man on 2B

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who's in relief?

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rafael Perez

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Urp

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Indians win

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Delmon Young steals 3B.....

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why Logan

Is Ozzie trying to give the guys in slumps their last chances to prove themselves?

by VAChisox on Jul 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's say it's 5-4 DET

heading to the top of the ninth….and the Sox get the bases loaded with two out for
PK….I really hope Ozzie has the balls to pinch hit Wise if a righty is in the game.

by stanchar on Jul 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yanks trade for nady and marte from pirates...kenwo is crying

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good trade for them

who was the bait? austin jackson?

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nope...ross ohlendorf, jose tabata, and 2 other prospects

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea, that's a good trade for the Yanks

Solves their injury and bullpen problems with one fell swoop. God damn, that is a good trade for them. Pisses me off that they are able to make a deal like that.

I guess you can never do wrong picking on inept franchises like the Pirates and Nats.

by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pirates aren't inept.

Littlefield got the axe before the season. And they’ve been run competently since. This trade makes sense for both sides and we simply don’t have anyone like Tabata.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah...I'm still unimpressed by the haul for the Bucs

Tabata has issues IIRC, and the other guys seem like filler. For Nady and Marte I really would have expected more. I guess the Pirate scouts must have loved Tabata….but still

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

expected more?

nady ain’t anything good

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 27, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Already posted lasty thread

K-wo has spoken as to his thoughts and feelings.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

spicy!

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the bp rundown of the yanks-bucs trade

here

Personally, I think this speaks pretty badly of Tabata.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at some point you have to produce

he’s only 19, so he has plenty of time, but his value isn’t that high.

by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at least we get to face todd jones

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

with the top of the order

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

indians win 5-4 over the twinkies

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

15 walks to 13 strikeouts...that's solid

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mercy!

i didn’t know he was that awful

by Illini0509 on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OCab doing how he do

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damnit ocab

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn didn't get the full barrel to it

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AJ just missed that one

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

:(

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Frustrating game

Robertson with 5BB but the Sox couldn’t get hits when they needed to….

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but...hold on

it’s a bird…it’s a plane….it’s Q!perman

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stan, you're back!

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

REC TO THE MAX

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

base hit!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q! wills it!

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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck yeah!!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JD!!!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DYE IS MY GUY!!!!

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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JERMAINE DYE

HOW ABOUT THAT SPORTS FANS

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DYE!!!!!!!

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i need to do some dye photoshops

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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hustle!

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

huzzah!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ozzie

got that one. He fucked up JOnes by shouting for the balk.

by VAChisox on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Awesome.

Also who was talking shit about the Tigres’ announcing team? They’re solid.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was

They hadn’t said much of anything insightful. But they did catch Ozzie throwing Jones off. What did Hawk and DJ say? Did they notice?

by VAChisox on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm in a2

So I get the game on Fox.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jenks probably isn't warm, right?

Oh, nvm.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they're bringing in linebrink to close it out

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i kid...i kid....

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They get the top of their order too, though.

Should be a good one. JD fucking unloaded on that.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Win or Jermaine Dye trying!

"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."

Gangstarr

by Big Daddy Kool on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"stunning home run"?

Uh, Todd Jones sucks and Dye is good. I wouldn’t call it stunning. Dramatic as fuck yes.

by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you're a tigers fan, you're stunned.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah they were

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jenks & Jones

Yeah, we’re way up on them in the closer dept.

by tommyjoepeters on Jul 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dont believe that

That is fucking outstanding to take the lead. if ozzie brings in thornton i am going to puke

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

satire should be done more forcefully IMO

Like, “when Ozzie brings in Linebrink here it will be a loss. One time, on our way to 4 straight championships (1 more than Jordan ever won in a row) I tole my manager to fuck off when he wanted to take me out in the 6th (only 7 innings in hs) and I won it because I knew I could do it. That’s what Jenks needs to do with Ozzie right now.”

by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Wordy

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd!

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by The Wizard on Jul 27, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JD is a legit MVP candidate.

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who's your partner, K-wo?

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BA sexes up center

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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's trolling for pontential

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

+1

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

swish awesoming up first?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ooribe cholesterols up 3rd

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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good idea

Ozzie gets it.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bobby jenks

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me too

though its fun to listen to on the radio.. Stone is awesome

by 815Sox on Jul 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's not blonde...that's just leftover gravy from breakfast

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

prob lest over AJ dye

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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

id check 'bless you boys' but im sure

they pawned their computers for crackrock

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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JD

You can put it on the board…YES!

by Alan Snipes on Jul 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you're not late at all

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 down...nice play from che

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by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sweet holy hell alexei is fucking smooth fielding

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MM, Alexei would treat you so fine

so, so right

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's one step ahead of every thought and desire i ever have.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

was that bobby at 96mph?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PASS THE JERKY

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THIS ONE IS OVAH

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BIIIIIIG win

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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

comeback win !!!!!

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

two in a row...

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

taker/edge hell in a cell...

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

definitely a sock

either way, you’re fuckin welcome baby

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HUGE.

JF HUGE.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perfect Day!

Sox Win! Cubs Lose! Twins Lose! Tigers Lose!

by Alan Snipes on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lovely

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Big, big win

We were supposed to win this one, and we did. Breathe easier for 24 hours, boys and girls.

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

supposed to?

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Robertson sucks

We match up well against him. And we are the first place team. Yes, supposed to.

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

getting a kick out of your sig, btw

glad i’m such a good representative of SSS.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All PR is good PR

You back at college? When do classes start?

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Class is always after labor day

and I am back in a2. Hence the generally lax writing. I’m hesitant to say this as a matter of excusiness, but it looks like skipping out on a night of sleeping was bad for my writing. And apparently it has a long way to go anyway.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't worry too much about it - take the shot, assimilate the info,

and move on. You’re money.

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So 3.5 for the Twins and 6.5 for the Tigres?

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you are correct sir

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Si

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

10 minutes ago , it was very possibly

Minn — -1 1/2
Det -— -4 1/2

INSTEAD

Minn — -3 1/2
Det -— -6 1/2

NICE!!!!!!!!!

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

which, i hope, underlines why it makes no sense to care too much about baseball in July

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well sortof

but to take 2 out of 3 would be pretty damn nice at this point wouldn’t it? Shit, if we sweep it thats quite a blow to D-Town.

by 815Sox on Jul 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

doesn't it feel good

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm glad it was us

I hate Todd Jones. I always equate him and Borowski. Hate ‘em both.

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This one

had all the blueprint of a pathetic loss. Could be a corner-turner for this stretch, just as Uribe’s slide back in April was for that early spring stretch.

by VAChisox on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't forget Q's 3-run job a couple of days ago

Though 2 outs in the 9th is a little more dramatic than 2 outs in the 8th. But our last 2 wins are a bit uncharacteristic – rallying in our last AB. Nice trend.

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And thats why ERA does matter for a closer

Which is why I’m glad the Sox have Bobby Jenks and his 96MPH fastball and filthy breaking stuff.

by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(Hits floor after falling off chair.)

Recap? What’s that?

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm leaving, so yeah

plus i only saw half the game. for serious guys, we obviously need writers. so write.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pool still open?

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nope, bars are though

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you always run away somewhere

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Like cold balls

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 27, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm 22.

And it’s Friday night. You shouldn’t want me to be blogging full time at this point in my life.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats true

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i remember 22 it was two years ago

why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HSA is shedding a small tear...

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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if only

if only. i’ll drink away my pain.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when i was 22 we had to blog with typewriters on friday night

kinda like this site though, my readership did not receive the dispatch until later in the week – if ever

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 25, 2008 9:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you're practically 30!

you need all the sleep you can get. soon enough you’ll be shoving babies out the chute and cooking breakfast for hubby every morning. it’s a living!

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 3:46 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's what i'm talking about!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2008 11:38 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fanposts make me feel weak

i wanna write on the big page lol

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by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wiz will promote the good stuff

that’s always been the standard.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyway, the thing that was weird about yesterday's bitching

is that this is a self-propelling community. That’s how SBN designed the site, that’s how Cheat runs it and that’s how we have typically operated. I take responsibility for whatever I do that sucks (or, you know, if it’s good once in a while), but in my absence (and others), take a spin on the keys, dudes.

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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Frankly

I didn’t think it was bad at all, I personally liked reading it. People like to bitch though… I guess it makes em feel better about themselves

by 815Sox on Jul 25, 2008 9:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i pretty much read yesterday's uprising by the great unwashed as symbolic of demand for more content from Cheat and / or

less linguistic prose and more hard statistics that, when regurgitating to others, make us look ‘baseball smart’. whether said demand is ultimately satisfied with supply, the entire concept of free market economics is at stake.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I take responsibility for whatever I do that sucks

I take responsibility for nothing at all

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 27, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RFer's

As much as I loved Mags when he was here, it still makes it that much sweeter to see Dye’s homer go over the head of Ordonez.

by stooge9 on Jul 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Movin' on

Sorry, missed your post and made the same point downthread.

Overall we came out good with Jermaine, and I’m happy for him tonight. He’s the guy that signed on a handshake.

Maybe Maggs will someday be a WS MVP, but even so KW did good.

by tommyjoepeters on Jul 25, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ozzie not fucking aroung one bit

with defense.

The 3 man shift.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT