Game 102: Game Thread #2
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:07 PM CDT
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new evidence has come to light
JD hits a 2-run HR with 2 outs in the 9th that wins the game!
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About effin' time, c
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just got back from some vegetarian indian food
ran into ellen page, actually.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who dat?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
douche
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's legitimately a lesbian
i thought? if my terminology was offensive, my apologies. I actually liked Juno.
by Illini0509 on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this thread sucks!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome home, colin
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
redeemed!!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit.
I thought we were done with the first pitch outs. boooo thread!
by Trooper on Jul 25, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU PUDGE
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yea!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
speaking of celeb encounters
I saw Pudge on Michigan Ave, he looked about 5’ 8”
by Illini0509 on Jul 25, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
speaking of redeemed.
time for paulie to start opsing 1.200 for the rest of the year to get back in line with his baseball card
by Trooper on Jul 25, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah no shit
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ellen page was like 4'10''
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
but she can take a joke
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you ask her out?
;)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you get any digits
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i highly doubt any of you jabronies could get digits
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, jabronies
there’s some chicago you just don’t hear enough anymore.
by Trooper on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i heard social studies teachers get all the chicks.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like how colin disappears when we ask him if he asked her out
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like cold balls
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, now if you don't think that's funny
there’s something wrong with you, I tell you what.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
f-ing redneck.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've been reading on whether or not she's gay
i called the dude up thread a douche cuz of it, so i figured i might as well know. it would appear that she isn’t out, but is highly suspected thereof.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i wasn't absolutely certain
but i thought she was…
by Illini0509 on Jul 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate short people.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They spin really well on the end of your johnson
Like pinwheels.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
uhhh rec'd!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Back to the Socratic dialogue, eh PR?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah you can say that
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i shouldn't say hate, that came out wrong. i find them disgusting.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whats wrong with short people
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm starting to pick up the vibe that you're short.
so this conversation is over.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea 5'2''
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How wide?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not wide just perfect
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's definitely
struggling, even after the DL. How long does Ozzie stay with him? What are the options?
by VAChisox on Jul 25, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nick magic?
WTF
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Khali is better than massett
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
zz
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone explain to me why Magic is in the game?
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could
I was just thinking the same thing
by lod773 on Jul 25, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
have faith in the man
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
get off the internet during the game coop
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got faith in his abilities
...but it’s more like faith in the ability to yield runs…..
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta, gotta, gotta hold 'em this innig
Big mo’ swing.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*inning*, fer Chrissakes
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Strikes, Nick, strikes.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why in the fuck
do you bring in this jagoff
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie should be held hostage
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why does masset continue to get high leverage innings
put in Dotel, my god
by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this sucks ass
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that really pisses me off, wtf are you thinking Ozzie
by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so much for the confidence booster, eh ozzie?
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA Ozzie
but he's the capt'n, or is that crap'n
by Brush Back on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this guy runs the bullpen
like Larry runs a thread
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ba-zing!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 batters,
4 1st pitch balls.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We will be lucky if it stays 5-4. my guess is at least 7
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bad guess
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
From another perspective, it was a very good guess
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Jul 25, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly Erstad gave Masset his Reality Distortion Field before leaving town
Where some see a AAA reliever, Guillen and others close by see a closer-in-waiting that needs to get high-leverage innings.
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thornton can't pitch
bad back
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But anyone else in the pen besides Masset could have
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
trying to buy some love with the DP
aint gonna work kid.
however, allow me refer you to the handjob comments from earlier.
by Trooper on Jul 25, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can be bought with a DP
as long as I’m not on the receiving end.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh for the long ball
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Missile.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chelexei, bb
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this the real kenwo btw?
or just a sock?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
which is worse?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you showing ellen around the site?
or did she shoot you down
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"And this thread is where we keep the crazy people and others who should have something else to do on Friday night..."
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no kidding
i gotta get to royal oak in a bit
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ughhhh dp
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I won't get mad at Alexei...
although that sucked.
by stanchar on Jul 25, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame Fields
Probably distracted Alexei
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indians imploding in the 9th.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Punto up with 2 out, down by 1 man on 2B
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's in relief?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rafael Perez
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Urp
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indians win
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Delmon Young steals 3B.....
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why Logan
Is Ozzie trying to give the guys in slumps their last chances to prove themselves?
by VAChisox on Jul 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
logan is fine here, it's the masset in the 8th that burns me
by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's say it's 5-4 DET
heading to the top of the ninth….and the Sox get the bases loaded with two out for
PK….I really hope Ozzie has the balls to pinch hit Wise if a righty is in the game.
by stanchar on Jul 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yanks trade for nady and marte from pirates...kenwo is crying
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good trade for them
who was the bait? austin jackson?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope...ross ohlendorf, jose tabata, and 2 other prospects
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, that's a good trade for the Yanks
Solves their injury and bullpen problems with one fell swoop. God damn, that is a good trade for them. Pisses me off that they are able to make a deal like that.
I guess you can never do wrong picking on inept franchises like the Pirates and Nats.
by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pirates aren't inept.
Littlefield got the axe before the season. And they’ve been run competently since. This trade makes sense for both sides and we simply don’t have anyone like Tabata.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...I'm still unimpressed by the haul for the Bucs
Tabata has issues IIRC, and the other guys seem like filler. For Nady and Marte I really would have expected more. I guess the Pirate scouts must have loved Tabata….but still
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
expected more?
nady ain’t anything good
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 27, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already posted lasty thread
K-wo has spoken as to his thoughts and feelings.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
spicy!
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the bp rundown of the yanks-bucs trade
Personally, I think this speaks pretty badly of Tabata.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at some point you have to produce
he’s only 19, so he has plenty of time, but his value isn’t that high.
by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least we get to face todd jones
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
with the top of the order
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indians win 5-4 over the twinkies
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
15 walks to 13 strikeouts...that's solid
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mercy!
i didn’t know he was that awful
by Illini0509 on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Used to be 7 - Dotel, 8 - Linebrink, 9 - Jenks.
Now Massett, Carrasco & who knows??
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OCab doing how he do
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit ocab
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn didn't get the full barrel to it
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ just missed that one
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
:(
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frustrating game
Robertson with 5BB but the Sox couldn’t get hits when they needed to….
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
but...hold on
it’s a bird…it’s a plane….it’s Q!perman
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't believe T Jones set us down in order...
by stanchar on Jul 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
stan, you're back!
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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
REC TO THE MAX
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats apparently some kinda good luck song in my head.
by Trooper on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go go dye dye go go
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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
base hit!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q! wills it!
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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q.
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mlbtv slightly delayed
really killing the drama for me
by Illini0509 on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck yeah!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JD!!!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DYE IS MY GUY!!!!
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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JERMAINE DYE
HOW ABOUT THAT SPORTS FANS
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DYE!!!!!!!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i need to do some dye photoshops
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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hustle!
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
huzzah!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie
got that one. He fucked up JOnes by shouting for the balk.
by VAChisox on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
Also who was talking shit about the Tigres’ announcing team? They’re solid.
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jenks probably isn't warm, right?
Oh, nvm.
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they're bringing in linebrink to close it out
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i kid...i kid....
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They get the top of their order too, though.
Should be a good one. JD fucking unloaded on that.
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Win or Jermaine Dye trying!
"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."
Gangstarr
by Big Daddy Kool on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No confidence in closing them out here...
but it’s still been fun.
by stanchar on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"stunning home run"?
Uh, Todd Jones sucks and Dye is good. I wouldn’t call it stunning. Dramatic as fuck yes.
by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if you're a tigers fan, you're stunned.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah they were
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jenks & Jones
Yeah, we’re way up on them in the closer dept.
by tommyjoepeters on Jul 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont believe that
That is fucking outstanding to take the lead. if ozzie brings in thornton i am going to puke
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
satire should be done more forcefully IMO
Like, “when Ozzie brings in Linebrink here it will be a loss. One time, on our way to 4 straight championships (1 more than Jordan ever won in a row) I tole my manager to fuck off when he wanted to take me out in the 6th (only 7 innings in hs) and I won it because I knew I could do it. That’s what Jenks needs to do with Ozzie right now.”
by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wordy
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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 27, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JD is a legit MVP candidate.
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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i got that 10 inch boner going! wooooooo
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by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's your partner, K-wo?
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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA sexes up center
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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's trolling for pontential
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
swish awesoming up first?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooribe cholesterols up 3rd
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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bobby jenks
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when did uribe start rocking
the blonde goatee?
by Illini0509 on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's not blonde...that's just leftover gravy from breakfast
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
prob lest over AJ dye
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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
id check 'bless you boys' but im sure
they pawned their computers for crackrock
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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you're not late at all
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 down...nice play from che
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sweet holy hell alexei is fucking smooth fielding
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MM, Alexei would treat you so fine
so, so right
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's one step ahead of every thought and desire i ever have.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that bobby at 96mph?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
get polonco guillen is clutch
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PASS THE JERKY
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS ONE IS OVAH
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BIIIIIIG win
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by thecip on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
comeback win !!!!!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
two in a row...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey now! pleasure losing my SSS virginity in this lovely game
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by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
taker/edge hell in a cell...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
definitely a sock
either way, you’re fuckin welcome baby
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HUGE.
JF HUGE.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Perfect Day!
Sox Win! Cubs Lose! Twins Lose! Tigers Lose!
by Alan Snipes on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lovely
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big, big win
We were supposed to win this one, and we did. Breathe easier for 24 hours, boys and girls.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
supposed to?
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robertson sucks
We match up well against him. And we are the first place team. Yes, supposed to.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
getting a kick out of your sig, btw
glad i’m such a good representative of SSS.
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All PR is good PR
You back at college? When do classes start?
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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Class is always after labor day
and I am back in a2. Hence the generally lax writing. I’m hesitant to say this as a matter of excusiness, but it looks like skipping out on a night of sleeping was bad for my writing. And apparently it has a long way to go anyway.
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry too much about it - take the shot, assimilate the info,
and move on. You’re money.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So 3.5 for the Twins and 6.5 for the Tigres?
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you are correct sir
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Si
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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 minutes ago , it was very possibly
Minn — -1 1/2
Det -— -4 1/2
INSTEAD
Minn — -3 1/2
Det -— -6 1/2
NICE!!!!!!!!!
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
which, i hope, underlines why it makes no sense to care too much about baseball in July
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well sortof
but to take 2 out of 3 would be pretty damn nice at this point wouldn’t it? Shit, if we sweep it thats quite a blow to D-Town.
by 815Sox on Jul 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
first loss for todd jones
pop that cherry
by Trooper on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
doesn't it feel good
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad it was us
I hate Todd Jones. I always equate him and Borowski. Hate ‘em both.
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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one
had all the blueprint of a pathetic loss. Could be a corner-turner for this stretch, just as Uribe’s slide back in April was for that early spring stretch.
by VAChisox on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget Q's 3-run job a couple of days ago
Though 2 outs in the 9th is a little more dramatic than 2 outs in the 8th. But our last 2 wins are a bit uncharacteristic – rallying in our last AB. Nice trend.
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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And thats why ERA does matter for a closer
Which is why I’m glad the Sox have Bobby Jenks and his 96MPH fastball and filthy breaking stuff.
by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna do a recap if that's cool
Bout 500 words, gimme 20 minutes.
by madvillian on Jul 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
(Hits floor after falling off chair.)
Recap? What’s that?
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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm leaving, so yeah
plus i only saw half the game. for serious guys, we obviously need writers. so write.
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pool still open?
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope, bars are though
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you always run away somewhere
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like cold balls
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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 27, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm 22.
And it’s Friday night. You shouldn’t want me to be blogging full time at this point in my life.
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats true
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i remember 22 it was two years ago
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HSA is shedding a small tear...
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by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when i was 22 we had to blog with typewriters on friday night
kinda like this site though, my readership did not receive the dispatch until later in the week – if ever
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 25, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose I'm lame then for staying in this evening...
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Jul 25, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're practically 30!
you need all the sleep you can get. soon enough you’ll be shoving babies out the chute and cooking breakfast for hubby every morning. it’s a living!
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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 3:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I did just get back from 3 days in Vegas
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Jul 26, 2008 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what i'm talking about!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 26, 2008 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fanposts make me feel weak
i wanna write on the big page lol
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wiz will promote the good stuff
that’s always been the standard.
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyway, the thing that was weird about yesterday's bitching
is that this is a self-propelling community. That’s how SBN designed the site, that’s how Cheat runs it and that’s how we have typically operated. I take responsibility for whatever I do that sucks (or, you know, if it’s good once in a while), but in my absence (and others), take a spin on the keys, dudes.
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i pretty much read yesterday's uprising by the great unwashed as symbolic of demand for more content from Cheat and / or
less linguistic prose and more hard statistics that, when regurgitating to others, make us look ‘baseball smart’. whether said demand is ultimately satisfied with supply, the entire concept of free market economics is at stake.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 25, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take responsibility for whatever I do that sucks
I take responsibility for nothing at all
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 27, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RFer's
As much as I loved Mags when he was here, it still makes it that much sweeter to see Dye’s homer go over the head of Ordonez.
by stooge9 on Jul 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Movin' on
Sorry, missed your post and made the same point downthread.
Overall we came out good with Jermaine, and I’m happy for him tonight. He’s the guy that signed on a handshake.
Maybe Maggs will someday be a WS MVP, but even so KW did good.
by tommyjoepeters on Jul 25, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did Ozzie do to "throw off" Jones?
by stanchar on Jul 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie not fucking aroung one bit
with defense.
The 3 man shift.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's a very good manager at this point in his career.
we are a very well run organization.
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by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still question his goofy handling of the bullpen. Massett in a tie game? don't make that mistake ever again. jd bailed him out
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there is one thing Ozzie has always done well
it’s manage his pitching staff. He’s a few arrows short if Matty and Liney aren’t available. You were carping about Logan, too. Who else you want in? It’s a long 2nd half.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus
Its nice to steal a game with magic and tabasco taking 7 and 8
by lod773 on Jul 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
carassco is half way decent from what ive seen so far...but you gotta get Dotel in that game, don't you? well i guess not since they won but not massett unless you are up or down 10
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by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 25, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll grant you Dotel, considering how high leverage the situation was...
but to Ozzie’s credit, it was only the 7th right? And if Dotel pitches then, who does he have for the 8th?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Jul 26, 2008 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
re: we are a very well run organization
no arrests in the front office yet, right?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 27, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i cobbled this pos together during the dye ocab wars, but did not think it worthy of public consumption, but, wtf, why not?
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
That is truly disturbing
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's outstanding
and also terrifying.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 27, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great way
to start a long road trip.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow...what a sweet win.
They are probably going to all get lit tonight and then who knows—-perhaps a hungover lineup will fare better against Verlander than we did the last time.
Nice switches btw in the 9th….I like how Ozzie isn’t “coddling” Konerko. He certainly came into the season with a better defensive repuation at 1B than Swisher, but hasn’t performed like it. He deserved to be pulled….but I will say this for PK….he’s in an awful slump all around….but I like his body language post JD HR and post Jenks close-out. He definitely wants to win badly and is the cliche”ic” team guy.
by stanchar on Jul 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Collin, so whats the verdict after the Page research?
She isn’t officially out?
by Illini0509 on Jul 25, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nope
but it looks like she sets off a lot of gaydars. my issue was with “dyke” which i think of the same as “fag”. and you’ve never posted here, so i don’t know how you mean it.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 3:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop being such a whiney fag...
Joking, haha.
by SSH2005 on Jul 26, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was very against
giving Dye the 2 year extension.
But he’s making me look like an idiot.
And if Paul ever starts hitting, I like
3 – Q!
4 – Jermaine
5 – Thome
6 – Paul
7 – Swisher
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Jul 25, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa Ellen Page was Treena Lahey in Trailer Park Boys?
I had no idea.. great show though
by 815Sox on Jul 25, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Over his head
I’m tellin’ ya, seeing Maggs look up at the stands while JD’s game-winner landed was some kinda suweeeet!
by tommyjoepeters on Jul 25, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It all happened so fast I didn't
even consider it. Some nice symbolism in there though.
by Illini0509 on Jul 25, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maggs STILL needs a damn haircut
All that dough and no stylist to give him advice? WTF?
"Everybody looks at the Cubs. Look at the White Sox. They're a pretty good ballclub." - Lou Piniella (6/29/08)
by tailgater on Jul 26, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q, too...
hell of an AB by quentin to find the hole on the right side, too…
by felton424 on Jul 25, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
recap up in fanposts...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 25, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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