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Game 103: White Sox (58-43) @ Tigers (52-50)

Chicago White Sox at Detroit Tigers, Jul 26, 2008 6:05 PM CDT


John Danks (LHP) vs. Justin Verlander (RHP)

Time: 6:05 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)


Today's Starters

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
John Danks 7-4 20 20 0 0 0 0 118.2 110 41 40 8 33 97 3.03 1.21
Justin Verlander 8-9 21 21 1 0 0 0 136.2 115 66 60 11 54 99 3.95 1.24



GO SOX!

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especially against Verlander

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Take it back, mv

Looks like AJ did fine.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 26, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

BUO is up

Check it out

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

yay yay yay yay!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

against RHB he's basically death...

funny stuff

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are those negro league uniforms?

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions  

they look good

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah i like em too

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

they look like baseball

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q!

and the crowd loves Dye!

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

hello all my US friends

it’s ten past midnight here, I’ve got beer and i’m looking forward to this game. I hope you are all ok

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

there's really no way i'm going to believe that alexei is a below average or even average defender

unless a lot of stats say the same thing. and even then.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

screw stats, use your gut

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

he can't hit either

it’s all an illusion

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

solo thomer?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions  

bah i fucked that one

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

FIAL

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

FRIAL

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

wonder how big uribe's uni looks on him

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 26, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha herm looks just like that

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tigres crew just confirmed they are indeed Negro League jerseys

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions  

minnesota's put up a three spot so far on fausto carmona in the first

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions  

check that 6-0 on a buscher 3 run shot

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

jeez

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Swish definitely has a high fastball problem

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions  

just cracked a high life, yum!

Wow, Tiger’s announcers actually taking a nuanced look at AVG vs OPS.

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions  

well to some degree anyway

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexei you fucking

idiot, take the walk don’t hit it, it’s better for your stats

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

attaboy dewayne

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

wow nice piece of hitting by dewayne

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Absolutely would love runs....

but this is a solid start….we have made Verlander work through the first the first two….very unlike his start against us in June when he breezed.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

yes..

but he usually does struggle against us

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

ruh roh

Josh is going to get pwned here

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

like zoinks man is it gonna be a curveball or a high fastball

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

the latter.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it me or does he look completely lost up there

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd say it's you...

He doesn’t look comfortable, but he’s not completely lost.

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

plus one for colin

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can't imagine a bum leg is going to help him turn on fastballs

that he struggled with last year

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey look i knowed it!

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

'knew it' english boy

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

you get what you wish for

quit playin’ with your special powers yo

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn straight yo

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

do tell

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

check the game thread

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same thought.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 26, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

really?

nice. glad to hear that.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

btw, part of that is definitely the insertion of the extra lefty

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yankees within 1.5 of Boston and 2.5 of the Rays

I follow them pretty close now that I live in NYC. They have really been fielding some stars and scrubs lineups, as well as throwing guys like Sidney Ponson out there in the rotation.

can’t believe they’ve been winning as much as they have. Although the trade they just made puts them right back in the thick of it talent wise.

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

oh shit danks almost died

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

that one almost pushed dank's chin in

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

WHEN DO THEY START TO MAKE BATS OUT OF

NOTMAPLE?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

i like maple syrup

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think they should make them out of composites

never happen though

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

damnit

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions  

as long as he's not walking folks

i can take the 1-run homers

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

what if verlander doesn't give up anything

what are you gonna do then you thinkforyourselfer

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna dfa danks

what you fuck you think i’m thinking yo

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

touche salesman

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, that wasnt' the pitch he was looking for on 0-2.

I’m not sure why you’d ever throw Sheffield a fastball in that count, as quick as his bat is.

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

he's not the old sheffield

but…he was way out in front of that fastball. it was kinda scary.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wonder how great he would be if he did steroids

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

almost as good as pablo...but not quite

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, pablo was one in a million

they don’t come like pablo anymore feisty

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

one run man

that’s fuck all

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions  

agree with you there

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

well how about that

thank you OC

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

stat paddin...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

bit rambly

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why it's so funny

I think he told the same story three times without answering the color dude’s question

by 3E8 on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on aj bunt!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

where the fuck is the mayor?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

where is harvey dent?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

whose the mayor?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

mean joe grue or whatever

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Richard Daley

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't get it

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a commercial

youtube it

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahh, never saw it

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

some daley guy

or fred hoiberg (spell?)

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

need the mayor

‘the big guy’

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

good at bat by aj

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

ah hells yeah

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

some Polish Power!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

nice tony

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

who else but The Penguin

could have an AB like that?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ!

screw daley

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Q!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Q sez F.U.

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Q!!!

mercy! a bomb!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Q!!!!!!!!!!

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

what a fucking shot.

BA BA BOOSH

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

that was smoked

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

did like everyone on their thread blow their load?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

i have an old sock next to the computer

to clean it up

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

equaliser!!

can some one translate this uncle tom guy for me, I can’t understand a word of it

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

...i hope that means something different in british than it does in american

“Uncle Tom is a pejorative for a black person who is perceived by others as behaving in a subservient manner to White American authority figures, or as seeking ingratiation with them by way of unnecessary accommodation. The term Uncle Tom comes from the title character of Harriet Beecher Stowe’s novel Uncle Tom’s Cabin, although there is debate over whether the character himself is deserving of the pejorative attributed to him.[1]

It is commonly used to describe black people whose political views or allegiances are considered by their critics as detrimental to blacks as a group.”

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

I know, I was taking the piss though

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by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Makes up for

his crappy night last night ; )

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

A+ for this lineup so far tonight....

Even Fields at least had a 7 pitch AB on his K.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

i dont know about you but

im not sold on this carlos guy

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

WHITE SOX

we all love the sox!!

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by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

huzzah!!

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dye!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

JD!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

JD says i can do it too!!!

back to back jacks

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

JERMAINE FUCKING DYE

SHEEEEIT

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

gtfo

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

J Dye!!!

the force is strong with this one…

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

20-2 against the tigers when JD goes yard

says stoney

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck smart ball

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

JD says fuck you verlander

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

this team is fucking shit

no entertainment at all

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by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

hooligan

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we keep the be bop guy up

he’s a good luck charm

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by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm afraid the damage is quite severe

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't over the consistent

high quality AB’s tonight….hit or out….mostly all impressive.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Where's PK?

crying in the corner?

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck eeyore

fuck all ya’ll while i’m at it

i’m in that mood

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think he needs to see a sports psychologist

or a floozy

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

with scotty pods

bitching about his wife?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck you thome

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

DFA that Thome guy

who makes outs?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

73 pitches,

1 out in 3rd.

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by ballyb on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

i is so happy

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice to see this O come through for danks

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

was there any updates on thornton?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe our boys took a look at the scoreboard and took it out on verlander

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bebop is totally a Negro League version of Grampa Simpson

“One trick is to tell em stories that don’t go anywhere – like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah – the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones”

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

only Bee Bop has the talent to seamlessly segway from Larry Doby to Barack Obama

by 3E8 on Jul 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's Verlander's pitch count at?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

100 - 17

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by ballyb on Jul 26, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

what does the 17 mean?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh i see what you did there

math.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

math?

not allowed

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, for gafferland:

DENTAL PLAN

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

lisa needs braces!

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

that single was a mistake?

disagree.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I consider this a big inning for Danks...

you want to quickly shut the door after your team gets you 4 against an ace.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

DP!

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

rack'em up!!

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

that was big

quick inning gets Verlander back out there. wonder if we’ll see a velo dip.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

NICE!

No need for PK….always nice though to have a low .200 righthanded bat making $12mil/season to bring off the bench if need be.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

here's the video of mayor daley giving AJ the bunt sign

http://www.suntimes.com/business/lazare/1049036,CST-FIN-lazare10.article

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

danks calls everyone 'dude'

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

me too

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wise is seeing that curve well

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

didn't see that coming...

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

*TWOHUNDREDFIFTEENTH!!!!!

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

me lurk long time

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

they just want to keep verlander in there

thats all

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Guillen has turned into a very good 3B

And his bat is still well above average for the position. Just a good player all around.

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah I like him too....I have watched a fair amount of the Tigers on the package

this year and will say that Cabrera also seems to really be improving with the glove at 1B.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

what happened??

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

someone set you up the bomb

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't follow yo?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahem

wiki

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's an inauspicious start

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

haven't seen much of the cutter so far today...

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

boo

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

double fuck

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

that was probably a 1.5 run error

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

thats fine

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

well fuck that shit

blah.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Game 103: Gamethread #2

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/26/580053/game-103-gamethread-2

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Sheff Still gets to first in a hurry

I was surprised that play was so close

"Stay thirsty my friends."

by oahu420 on Jul 26, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

4 runs won't win this game

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Good call

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 26, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

duh

its tied 4-4…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

clearly

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

no doubt then!

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very precient.

What casino game do you prefer?

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by ballyb on Jul 26, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

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