Chicago White Sox @ Detroit Tigers GameThread, Jul 26, 2008 6:05 PM CDT

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
John Danks	7-4	20	20	0	0	0	0	118.2	110	41	40	8	33	97	3.03	1.21
Justin Verlander	8-9	21	21	1	0	0	0	136.2	115	66	60	11	54	99	3.95	1.24

Chicago White Sox	Detroit Tigers
Orlando Cabrera - SS	Curtis Granderson - CF
AJ Pierzynski - C	Placido Polanco - 2B
Carlos Quentin - LF	Carlos Guillen - 3B
Jermaine Dye - RF	Magglio Ordonez - RF
Jim Thome - DH	Miguel Cabrera - 1B
Nick Swisher - 1B	Gary Sheffield - DH
Alexei Ramirez - 2B	Marcus Thames - LF
Dewayne Wise - CF	Edgar Renteria - SS
Josh Fields - 3B	Brandon Inge - C

it's sad that Q has to hit behind Cabrera and AJ

Please move Swisher up ozzie!

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

especially against Verlander

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Take it back, mv

Looks like AJ did fine.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 26, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BUO is up

Check it out

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yay yay yay yay!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

against RHB he's basically death...

funny stuff

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are those negro league uniforms?

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

they look good

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah i like em too

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

they look like baseball

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

did the teams forget to pick their kits up?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q!

and the crowd loves Dye!

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hello all my US friends

it’s ten past midnight here, I’ve got beer and i’m looking forward to this game. I hope you are all ok

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

there's really no way i'm going to believe that alexei is a below average or even average defender

unless a lot of stats say the same thing. and even then.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

screw stats, use your gut

:p

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he can't hit either

it’s all an illusion

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

solo thomer?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

bah i fucked that one

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

FIAL

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

FRIAL

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wonder how big uribe's uni looks on him

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 26, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha herm looks just like that

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good first for Danks

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Tigres crew just confirmed they are indeed Negro League jerseys

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

minnesota's put up a three spot so far on fausto carmona in the first

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

check that 6-0 on a buscher 3 run shot

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

jeez

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Swish definitely has a high fastball problem

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

just cracked a high life, yum!

Wow, Tiger’s announcers actually taking a nuanced look at AVG vs OPS.

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

well to some degree anyway

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Alexei you fucking

idiot, take the walk don’t hit it, it’s better for your stats

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

attaboy dewayne

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wow nice piece of hitting by dewayne

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes, did a nice piece of hitting on the looping curve

not a hanger really, but not a good one either.

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Absolutely would love runs....

but this is a solid start….we have made Verlander work through the first the first two….very unlike his start against us in June when he breezed.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yes..

but he usually does struggle against us

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ruh roh

Josh is going to get pwned here

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

like zoinks man is it gonna be a curveball or a high fastball

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

check-swing wasn't pretty on that fastball

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the latter.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

is it me or does he look completely lost up there

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd say it's you...

He doesn’t look comfortable, but he’s not completely lost.

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

plus one for colin

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i can't imagine a bum leg is going to help him turn on fastballs

that he struggled with last year

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey look i knowed it!

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

'knew it' english boy

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Josh Fields K

here it is.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

you get what you wish for

quit playin’ with your special powers yo

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you obviously weren't on the board last night....I won the game for us.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

damn straight yo

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

do tell

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

check the game thread

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well, 45 pitches through 2 innings, so at least he probably won't go past the 6th.

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Same thought.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 26, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

really?

nice. glad to hear that.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

btw, part of that is definitely the insertion of the extra lefty

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yankees within 1.5 of Boston and 2.5 of the Rays

I follow them pretty close now that I live in NYC. They have really been fielding some stars and scrubs lineups, as well as throwing guys like Sidney Ponson out there in the rotation.

can’t believe they’ve been winning as much as they have. Although the trade they just made puts them right back in the thick of it talent wise.

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

oh shit danks almost died

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that one almost pushed dank's chin in

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WHEN DO THEY START TO MAKE BATS OUT OF

NOTMAPLE?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i like maple syrup

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think they should make them out of composites

never happen though

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fuck

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

damnit

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hopefully by next year the ash mandate is in place

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

cancel the postgame show

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Jul 26, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

as long as he's not walking folks

i can take the 1-run homers

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

what if verlander doesn't give up anything

what are you gonna do then you thinkforyourselfer

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm gonna dfa danks

what you fuck you think i’m thinking yo

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

touche salesman

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well, that wasnt' the pitch he was looking for on 0-2.

I’m not sure why you’d ever throw Sheffield a fastball in that count, as quick as his bat is.

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he's not the old sheffield

but…he was way out in front of that fastball. it was kinda scary.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i wonder how great he would be if he did steroids

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

almost as good as pablo...but not quite

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no, pablo was one in a million

they don’t come like pablo anymore feisty

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he is dwight gooden's nephew or somthing, shef doesn't use drugs

he abuses them.

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by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 26, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

damn

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

one run man

that’s fuck all

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I like your viewpoints

by 3E8 on Jul 26, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

agree with you there

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

KW was smart to shop Fields before the Crede injury....

despite the down year in AAA he obviously still had some value.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why so down on him?

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well how about that

thank you OC

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

stat paddin...

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Verlander around 50 pitches already...good stuff

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Jul 26, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This bee bop guy is a keeper

by 3E8 on Jul 26, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

bit rambly

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah...just a bit

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Jul 26, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i hate guests in the booth, at least he isn't talking to DJ

that would just be painful.

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's why it's so funny

I think he told the same story three times without answering the color dude’s question

by 3E8 on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

come on aj bunt!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

where the fuck is the mayor?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

where is harvey dent?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

whose the mayor?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

mean joe grue or whatever

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Richard Daley

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't get it

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's a commercial

youtube it

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ahh, never saw it

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

some daley guy

or fred hoiberg (spell?)

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

need the mayor

‘the big guy’

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good at bat by aj

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ah hells yeah

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

some Polish Power!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nice tony

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

One hell of an AB

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

V was going down and away with hard stuff but AJ still got it to the right

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

AJ!

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

who else but The Penguin

could have an AB like that?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

AJ!

screw daley

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

V close to 60 pitches without an out in the 3rd.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q sez F.U.

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q!!!

mercy! a bomb!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q!

LOAD BLOWN!

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q!!!!!!!!!!

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

my god, shot this beebop guy up

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

or, you know,

vet your interviewees

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

like harry caray in his post-stroke days

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Jul 26, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what a fucking shot.

BA BA BOOSH

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that was smoked

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

did like everyone on their thread blow their load?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i have an old sock next to the computer

to clean it up

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that was a fucking awesome bat flip

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Bat flip was quality

/endgasm

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

equaliser!!

can some one translate this uncle tom guy for me, I can’t understand a word of it

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

...i hope that means something different in british than it does in american

“Uncle Tom is a pejorative for a black person who is perceived by others as behaving in a subservient manner to White American authority figures, or as seeking ingratiation with them by way of unnecessary accommodation. The term Uncle Tom comes from the title character of Harriet Beecher Stowe’s novel Uncle Tom’s Cabin, although there is debate over whether the character himself is deserving of the pejorative attributed to him.[1]

It is commonly used to describe black people whose political views or allegiances are considered by their critics as detrimental to blacks as a group.”

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yup

I know, I was taking the piss though

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Makes up for

his crappy night last night ; )

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 26, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

A+ for this lineup so far tonight....

Even Fields at least had a 7 pitch AB on his K.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i dont know about you but

im not sold on this carlos guy

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WHITE SOX

we all love the sox!!

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by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

huzzah!!

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this is quit e the catch 22, longer inning means more fucking beebop

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

bee bop =

hilarity

by 3E8 on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dye!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

JD!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

JD!

dyeeeeeeeeeeee

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

JD says i can do it too!!!

back to back jacks

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

JERMAINE FUCKING DYE

SHEEEEIT

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

We SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

gtfo

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

J Dye!!!

the force is strong with this one…

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

20-2 against the tigers when JD goes yard

says stoney

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck smart ball

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

JD needs to go the other way with his Hrs last night...

that was disappointing, but I guess I’ll take it.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

haha

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

JD says fuck you verlander

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

this team is fucking shit

no entertainment at all

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by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hooligan

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We need some singles.

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by ballyb on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Can we keep the be bop guy up

he’s a good luck charm

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by hoodlight on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i'm afraid the damage is quite severe

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Can't over the consistent

high quality AB’s tonight….hit or out….mostly all impressive.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Where's PK?

crying in the corner?

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck eeyore

fuck all ya’ll while i’m at it

i’m in that mood

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

either that or screaming incoherently at this batting gloves

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by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 26, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think he needs to see a sports psychologist

or a floozy

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

with scotty pods

bitching about his wife?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fuck you thome

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

DFA that Thome guy

who makes outs?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Q keeps pushing that OPS back up, close to 940 now

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

QVP?

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

bee bop, meet harry. Harry, meet bee bop

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XO_x7U7n8iU&feature=related

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

73 pitches,

1 out in 3rd.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i is so happy

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 26, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Make him throw 5 more Nick.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Another good AB from Swisher despite the out...7 more pitches to add.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice to see this O come through for danks

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

was there any updates on thornton?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and Linebrink?

by joewho112 on Jul 26, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nevermind I just saw it on the homepage

by joewho112 on Jul 26, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fausto Carmona obviously wasn't ready to come back...

7 runs and counting.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sorry didn't mean to post as a reply to this.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe our boys took a look at the scoreboard and took it out on verlander

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bebop is totally a Negro League version of Grampa Simpson

“One trick is to tell em stories that don’t go anywhere – like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah – the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones”

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hahaha

only Bee Bop has the talent to seamlessly segway from Larry Doby to Barack Obama

by 3E8 on Jul 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what's Verlander's pitch count at?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

100 - 17

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 26, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what does the 17 mean?

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh i see what you did there

math.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

math?

not allowed

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not sure I've ever seen a count like V's so far...

he’s thrown 83 pitches through 3 innings…wow!

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Also, for gafferland:

DENTAL PLAN

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lisa needs braces!

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Alexei misses Cuban gum....

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Two 0-2 mistakes

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that single was a mistake?

disagree.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not the sharpest breaking ball

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Inge was lunging for it pretty badly

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I consider this a big inning for Danks...

you want to quickly shut the door after your team gets you 4 against an ace.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

uh oh, hawk starting to break out the old war stories. could be a loooooooong night.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 26, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

DP!

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Did Granderson line out to Swish?

Or did OC tag Inge out?

by joewho112 on Jul 26, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the latter

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by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 26, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks

by joewho112 on Jul 26, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

rack'em up!!

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nice swish

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that was big

quick inning gets Verlander back out there. wonder if we’ll see a velo dip.

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

NICE!

No need for PK….always nice though to have a low .200 righthanded bat making $12mil/season to bring off the bench if need be.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

here's the video of mayor daley giving AJ the bunt sign

http://www.suntimes.com/business/lazare/1049036,CST-FIN-lazare10.article

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by The Wizard on Jul 26, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'd like to hang out with Danks

by 3E8 on Jul 26, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

danks calls everyone 'dude'

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

me too

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wise is seeing that curve well

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

didn't see that coming...

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Quick poll....

Josh eventually K’s on a curve or fastball?

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He can hit the curve

not the fastball

by 3E8 on Jul 26, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's the antiLexei

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what's your problem with Fields tonight? This is your fourth post ripping him.

by Craig Grebeck on Jul 26, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you must not be familiar with stanchar's powers

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just trying to motivate.....

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

FIRST!!!

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

*TWOHUNDREDFIFTEENTH!!!!!

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

me lurk long time

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 26, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

they just want to keep verlander in there

thats all

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by thecip on Jul 26, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Guillen has turned into a very good 3B

And his bat is still well above average for the position. Just a good player all around.

by madvillian on Jul 26, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah I like him too....I have watched a fair amount of the Tigers on the package

this year and will say that Cabrera also seems to really be improving with the glove at 1B.

by stanchar on Jul 26, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what happened??

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

someone set you up the bomb

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by colintj on Jul 26, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't follow yo?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 26, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs