Game 104: Gamethread #2
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Kenny gets it
but he’s not going to pay out the ass for it. and he shouldn’t. and do you really want to see washburn here?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I don't see why he wouldn't pay the cost...
The Sox have made the playoffs two times in the past 7 years. You may as well go for when you have a shot.
i think they'll make it without the additions
and if there isn’t a Swisher sort of contract available, then you aren’t really helping the team. cost certainty on low risk and taking on risk for little money is how you compete. that’s the opposite of what you’re proposing, imo.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
can't give a dollar if he's only got 50 cents.
fields is the price. and, unfortunately, i don’t think it’s a good idea to pay that price with crede questionable. i thought he’d be able to get through at least one season without issues. wrong.
the back, she is a bitch
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
hahah
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Much better at bat though.
saw six pitches that time.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Another good AB by Uribe...I'll take an out
on 7 pitches.
2B
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
not?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i was using my ozzie accent
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Thats the way I read it.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Juan apparently wants to play 3B while Crede's out
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
there was some cotton candy stuck to second base imo
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 27, 2008 1:27 PM CDT reply actions
Someone, quck! Slather 3rd with Crisco!
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 27, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
the word "slather" is awesome
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Gotta get to it before anyone notices.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Cabrera-esque.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
let's raise that pitch count
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:29 PM CDT reply actions
clearly
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
time to stop.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
you are abusing your privleges sir
WWOD?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
what's that?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
What Would Omar Do
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
minaya?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
who wouldnt?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
very nice
hey, do you have the wire application on your facebook?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i do not
ought i?
Hazy actually found me on facebook. Should we start a group or something?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
dammit I should start watching that show.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah i'm pretty sure that was a large contributing factor
into why most hated that little ditty I did the other day. kinda required knowing Omar’s story thoroughly.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
My friends keep talking about it and then you pricks keep referring to it.
I guess its time to hit up bittorrent.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
what did you do??
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
his recap the other day.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
wasn't a recap
was “Just Some Stuff”
it may well have not been well written but i was setting up a pretty thorough parallel between omar and Q
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
whatever that badly written pos was.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
you can submit quotes
i have a couple
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i would prefer sss remain facebook free
but i’m with consensus you know. you should check out the wire app
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't like facebook, which is why i'm not going to advocate
one or the other. i do love the AD trivia app. at least until i got 10000 points on it.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Btw, next time Juan does something good, I'm going to exclaim
“WITH CLUB SAUCE!”
just so you guys are prepared for the reference beforehand.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
"Vazquez has now allowed 3 or more earned runs in 9 consecutive starts"
per the Detroit announcers
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But not as you have perceived it?
Javy is Schrodinger’s Starting Pitcher.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 27, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats not going to end well.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
That is actually fairly close to Javy Dent
as far as equivalent nicknames go
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well, tho.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 27, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
that's what makes it an intriguing alternative
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Most of the best nicknames involve German scientists or philosophers.
Gehrig was originally the Hegelian Horse.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 27, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
The Kantian Krusher!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Hiedigger's Hammer!
This could last hours.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 27, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
positing the obvious/cliche
Maybe Javy is tipping his pitches?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
his walk rate hasn't suffered though
it’s just his hit rate. so i’m hoping that it’s just a BABIP thing…but they keep hitting this shit so hard.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Here come the Twinkies....
Monroe breaks up Sowers’ perfect game with a leadoff 2B to start the 6th.
I see those words, but they no maka the sense.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 27, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Zombie Twinkies!!!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Sowers is one of the worst starters in the league imo
I hate his stuff
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Also, Derek Lowe goes 8 and gives up 1 hit?
It was against the Nats, but still. The world has gone mad.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
So Javy could be an ace on the very high side....
a really solid 2 or 3….but basically functions as an OK 4.
yes.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Bases juiced nobody out for Twins....
they win, we lose, they sweep us, we leave Minnesota down 1.5.
noobs need to learn the powers of stanchar
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
jdal09= nub POS
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
his sig should be "I CALLED CROSSIES!"
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room !
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 27, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Ooooo ... going way into the future with that one. Me likey.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 27, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
weve seen what happens when his power is off.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
The Q out was a big one for Miner...
c’mon JD.
The 3-1 pitch to Dye called a strike....
was in a similar location to one Vasquez threw earlier when AJ set up outside….big call there.
i thought they won the world series already against the cubs
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
But after looking at the Indians current lineup...
I’m not sure how they are going to score any runs.
as I posted on an earlier thread....
I know we don’t have a ton to trade, but I’d be really surprised if KW doesn’t swing a starter somehow.
do you have dead horse pictures at the ready no matter what?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Get Dent outa there!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:46 PM CDT reply actions
sure, why not
our bp doesn’t have much depth right now. its the offense that needs to pick it up.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
i have to agree
but who to put in and mop up this shite
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
ha!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Maybe we'll find out at some point that Javy
had marital problems this year.
I can see keeping him in to save the bullpen for MN.
But in that case, I would yank the oldsters.
Dayum, he sucks today.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 27, 2008 1:50 PM CDT reply actions
Javy
has allowed 5+ runs in 5 of his last 8 starts.
He allowed 5+ in just 5 of 32 starts all of last year.
different things
we need and we can get
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
exactly
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
ah i meant precisely
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
indubitably even.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Well 2-3 aint bad.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:50 PM CDT reply actions
Wasserman
hope he can go an inning.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:51 PM CDT reply actions
Im still satisfied with the deal.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
i hope you feel thoroughly chastened
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
LEAVE THE BOY ALONE JAVY!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
lol
love seeing tubby run.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 1:53 PM CDT reply actions
This is also
4 out of the last 5 years since leaving Montreal that Javy has put up an ERA in the 4.40-5 range. It’s possible last year was the exception to an otherwise 100 ERA+ pitcher. Either that or he sucks on teams that are competitors.
He was actaully good for 2 years -- half of 2006 through half of 2008
But he looks like toast now. It’s such a decline, you have wonder if he’s hurt.
If the Sox can get any sort of starter for Fields and Poreda (even a Washburnesque one), they have to make that trade.
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 27, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, 2 reasons
1) Washburn’s season is actually headed in the opposite direction of vazquez—right now I’m not sure Washburn is worse.
2) The Sox have Richard in the rotation, and he is worse than Washburn
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 27, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
And I wasn't requesting Washburn specifically
Just someone that might put up a 5 ERA or so from here on out….
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 27, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
those don't seem like good reasons
or necessarily well reasoned ones
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
looks a heck of a lot like the classic give up the farm for mediocre player who ends up not actually helping you deadline deal.
get a clear upgrade if you’re going to trade your best prospects, mmmkay?
last 15 games
we’ve given up 88 runs (including today). We’ve only held the opposing team to 4 runs or less 2 times.
5.86 era.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
According to BP, I think it is...
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 27, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
your pessimism is excessive
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Yes, but here I was really just pointing that BP's projections always hate on the Sox pitching
Except for Vazquez ironically
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 27, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
even for this site?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i think i'm pretty pessimistic
so if you’re worse than me, then it’s probably excessive
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Id say my pessimism is on par with most here.
The only person here I can really say is always negative is SSH.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah pretty much
HW has been trending badly imo
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Hey, I was positive about Richard's start and Vazquez's last start
I think the Sox are a good team, but to me the pitching looks like it’s imploding—both starting and in the pen.
To hold off MIN and DET, I think the Sox need to trade…
I don’t think that makes me insanely pessimistic.
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 27, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
you're referring to the imploding pitching that managed to win two games against the tigers in detroit?
help me out, i’m having trouble with the math here. how are the tigers going to catch the sox doing that?
Are you using wins to measure pitching?
Obviously this series is a blow to DET and if the Sox ply .600 ball from here on out they are golden.
But the math in terms of runs allowed over the last 20 games has to be pretty bad (I don’t have the energy to look it up—feel free to prove me wrong if I am) and that’s without Floyd going critical like everyone is predicting (I’m actually optimistic he won’t). And the bullpen has to be a concern with Logan, Thornton, and Linebrink all having issues.
I’m concerned about the pitching—not jumping off a ledge.
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 27, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
FIAL on my part....
Too little sleep eroding my reading comprehension skills
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 27, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
but i honestly can't say i'm concerned about giving up 5 or 6 runs to the tigers.
remember when cc sabathia was horseshit in april and was done? remember when x didn’t perform for like three weeks and he was done?
this thing is getting magnified because it’s close to the deadline. step back and consider the whole picture.
larry is a big advocate of wins
the best pitching stat there is!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Let's see....Tigers don't have a great pen...
we finally get into it today….Zumaya has walked 15 in 16 IP…
and our first two hitters go out on 2 pitches
OK....so this sucks today...
but still a great weekend.
Emailed Josh Kalk
and he had the following to say about the cards and tool:
“The tool is about a month and a half old right now because it is a huge pain for me to update with the say my server has things setup. I’ll try to update shortly however as it is way out of date. The cards are up to date as of a few days ago so the differences you are seeing in pitch type is my algorithm changing it’s mind as more data comes in.”
So I might see if he’ll run a few Sox pitchers for me, but it looks like it should be relatively soon anyway.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
any particular reason you'd prefer to see Wasserman to Javy?
well, I’m sure Javy’s pitch count is huge at this point. but I’d like to see him work on stuff if he’s capable.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
not like he's going to have to get someone for the 9th
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS GAME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGAAAA!!!!!!!!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:08 PM CDT reply actions
sheff's being a little bitch
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 2:09 PM CDT reply actions
Brewers looking to take 1st place today...
It still early but the Brewers lead the Astros 4-1 and the Marlins are beating the Cubs 5-0.
Ryan Braun is studly and Jason Marquis sucks worse than Hobby.
but i thought the cubs offense always comes back?
so confused… (mumbles something about sample size)
Not sure what I was thinking,
probably content with 2 from the Tigers.
FUCK THAT!
We need a rally!
Rally caps in place, men?
Pitching, defense and health.
I'd like to play matchmaker....
and fix up Konerko and Sheffield.
They seem to have a fair amount in common….declining superstars mired in slumps….very similar ‘08 stats…..could be a great fixup.
I wouldnt call Pauly a superstar.
Just very good at his prime.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
and this season is ovah!!
no?
(quietly steps away. heads to bleed cubbie blue.)
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
pitcher wasn't throwing meatballs
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
least they arent dead.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
GO INDIANS!!!
They are down 2-1 to the Twinkies but they now have runners at the corners with no outs. A Twins loss would be hot.
sexy you mean
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Half black you know.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
couldnt find a bigger picture?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i see injury delay, or it is just normal pitching change?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply actions
playing air guitar on the mound again?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm really disappointed with q today
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 2:24 PM CDT reply actions
HERESY!!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
2 run single!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
So unclutch
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:32 PM CDT reply actions
who are you talkin about gaffer?
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Ugh
time for pauly to crap the bed.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:32 PM CDT reply actions
Thome OPSing 1.036 on the month.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
oh no, pk
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:33 PM CDT reply actions
brian anderson could have done that!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
while doing his cocky walk
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Konerko at least shows you he cares when he makes an out
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 27, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
he pulled the hairs on his head?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
can we find a jack cust?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
whoah, easy heat is in
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions
Thornton hopefully doesnt show
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions
dammit stupid fuck!!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
how's the boy lookin'?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 27, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions
you are super slow today
SSH beat the hell out of you on that one
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
does this mean we get to face todd jones again?
huzzah!
plus konerko won’t be coming up unless we already have a big inning.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Justin Morneau just placed the Twins
2.5 games back…clutch.
sounds hot.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
We need an official rally thread don't we?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
you can post it
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
someone better do it.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 27, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
twins 4-2. I guess Cleveland did up a favor by at least beating them once.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I blame the lack of a rally thread
only explanation for that swing.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
What?!?!
That’s ghey. Where was the link love? Oh well. I accept full responsibility.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
well that sux
Oh well, won the series and Detroit probably just blew out Zumaya and Rodney for a week or so.

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