Game 105: White Sox (59-44) @ Twins (57-47)
by The Wizard on Jul 28, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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PrintChicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins, Jul 28, 2008 7:10 PM CDT
Mark Buehrle (LHP) vs. Kevin Slowey (RHP)
Time: 7:10 p.m. CT, TV: CSN+ (CLTV), Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
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hey kids! Wasn't it nice of Mr. Cheat to stop by for a chat?
Even nicer, he didn’t “overstay” his visit as some here are wont to do. Took some questions, made us smile, didn’t even use the toilet.
Of course the bestest part was now we know he was NOT a passenger in Pete’s car as some people said.
Anyway, go you White Sox!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Are you still awake?
You OPOS. Or do you have something called “work” in the early morn?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I was thinking: hoodwink is as much a Brit as
Mrs. WU is a JAP.
Then I realized I’d be making his case.
;-)
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
up yours
you fucking wanker, I’m sick of this you arsehole.
Sox fan from England, marching on together
Needs more "regards" at the end.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
this guy.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Is this John Lydon?
Bollocks to you if you are not, hoodie.
;)
(We Yanks like a little subtle verbal hooliganism. Take no offense. Unless you are not English. Then SOD OFF!)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
you can't be that OLD
for citing john lydon, now can you nancy boy
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
what I don't get is I made a Mrs. WU joke,
offensive at that, and the swastika poster takes umbrage.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
you have no understanding of that
picture, it’s called irony
Sox fan from England, marching on together
well at least you didn't cross the line
with the gymnast daughter. i ain’t crossing the line on that, but WU, you trust the unsavory debaucherous folks at SSS – including myself – with that information ;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
She's 5.
Have at it.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
hahaha
dude, i thought you were over 60 or something, everybody harping your age and all, but clearly you’re not.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
harping on
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
ever hear of adoption?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Your daughter needs to be told, Chi
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
OSFIB thought you were 60!
my work here is done.
Bring home a winner!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
dude
wu is synonymous with old in this site. in the search engine, type in “old” and “winningugly” and see how many hits come up.
;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
You'll hit 51, God willing, some day
Besides, it’s the new 31.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
i'm one of those
who doesn’t harp on age, younger or older. as long you don’t harp on mine and call me kiddo, you know what i mean? i’m 32.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
awesome.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
oh yeah
me forgots
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Charlie Chaplin had kids when he was like 90.
The guy must’ve had a uterus of steel.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Whose?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
shaftr
props on posting that pk pic. sulky ass motherfucker, i’m growing tired of his act.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, i forward it to a friend
i still haven’t forgiven pk for being a prick to big frank. big frank needed a little love, that was all.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
And a better divorce attorney
And a better investment advisor.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
haha
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Anthony Quinn, when he was 77.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
he grew up with a public education
in kansas
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
See, your sense of humor isn't nearly
as caustic and sarcastic as Ours. Irony is lost on us. We believe in the Churchillian method of “piledriving”.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Yes, you are
I thought you were sleeping through this series? Get some rest.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I can't sleep
too hot here, not used to hot weather. been 28 degrees today
Sox fan from England, marching on together
Who hasn't?
Wait, that was Robert Downey, Jr. playing Chaplain. Sorry, my bad.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
academy award nominee robert downey, jr.
no shame in that, sir.
In college, I made out with Morton Downey, Jr. while he played Buster Keaton.
It wasn’t really the same.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Was he silent, or was it a speaking part?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Nicely understated.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Meth is the shit, ain't it, Chi?
That is the only way it’s 7 PM CDT and you are still awake and sharp.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
joe cool
From the horse’s mouth – Scott Linebrink is saying a return from the DL by mid-August is best-case scenario. Not good new.http://twitter.com/cst_sox/statuses/871034747
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
no, not good.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
mike macdougal is coming back...
he’s the shit
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
i'm sorry
but i see “the” between he’s and shit so i’m assuming that you mistyped that
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
You are almost correct
He is shit.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
no it wasn't a mistype
i was just being my sarcastic self…in all reality he fucking sucks
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
We get it
No one could mean that with a straight face.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
lol i even tried saying it and i couldn't
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
clearly
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
linebrink
didn’t he recently imply-or just flat out say-that he has been overused? i thought i heard/read that somewhere.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Not Chicago tough.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
clearly
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Well if Cowley said it, you know it's true.
Or false. About 50-50.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure narrows it down!
What a valuable effin’ guy he is! I’m all atwitter as to what he might say next.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I hereby declare this game the most significant event since the first game of the last series against Detrot.
Seriously, it’s that huge.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions
wait a minute...
that’s the smartest thing i’ve ever heard anyone say about anything
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
The Fate of Our Organization
Depends on the Outcome of This One Contest.
This time, it’s for real.
Has anyone else seen that Fox is already advertising the postseason? I mean, Christmas comes earlier every year. 2+ months? Fer Chrissakes.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
is dane cook in the commercials again
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
BTW, are you autographing your picture yet, Mr. Celebrity?
Living off the buying and selling of others is no way to make a living, shaftr.
;)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Gruesome mug.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Do NOT quit your day job
Or your evening job.
(Who am I kidding. It was Kafka-esque in its chillingness. Please put the gun down)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I am partial to "Good Times", for diversity's sake.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
BUT THE CUBS ARE PLAYING THE BREWERS!!!
AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN MENTION THE SOX-YANKS SERIES THIS WEEKEND!!
THOSE ARE SOOOO MUCH HUGER!!!!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
ZzZzZZZZzZzZZ
yanks-sox bore everyone that is not from either state. Tonights cub-brewer game will be interesting, but a little irrelevant considering every NL team is playing for second place.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 28, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
ahh triples
if you and kenwo are on the same thread tonight, the server may crash.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
have i ever told you how much i love your avatar
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
the hair makes me giggle
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
You likey???
It only took 1 bottle of extra hold hair spray.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 28, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
we don't have a chance
I see nick punto is starting
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Ah, the 37 year old backup catcher with 0 homers at DH gambit.
A favorite of Boris Spassky’s, I believe.
I mock, but, of course, the bastard’s got a career .480 average against Buehrle. I hate smart managers.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions
what's up with the cubs broadcast right now...sound is all messed up
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
soriano home run trotted his ass to a double...almost got thrown out...
now it’s sox time
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
right size wrong shape for oc
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
well hawk lost on the picks to click battle...
he picked kong
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
anyone with direct tv know the channel this game is on?
on 640 im getting the cubs and 668… nothing
that's the right channel
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
B-U-E-H-R-L-E
that’s the way we spell buehrle
buehrle, hey hey buehrle
brian anderson would've caught that...
if the sox lose and the cubs win, i predict an epic ssh shit storm
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 28, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
Joe Mauer
inventor of hitting…apparently
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
"here's the man that invented hitting, joe mauer"-hawk
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
hawk quickly emailed yaz afterward to explain that it was just hyperbole
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 28, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
zzzzzz
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that MVP puts you right to sleep.
Red-haired Canadians get no respect. Except Rusty Staub, Le Grande Orange.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
[Raps Stanchar on the side with open hand repeatedly]
Damn, is this thing on the fritz again?
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
would it be considered a productive out, all things considered?
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 28, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
It's impressive to walk against Slowey
that’s only the 16th walk he’s issue all year…averages around 1 per start
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
a friend asked me this...
but do the Twins have Brad Radke’s sperm somewhere in the metrodome? So they can keep trotting out right handed control pitchers.
A black light would help detect it.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I'm pretty sure it fell off during one of his starts
oh no, that was his arm, nevermind
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
konerko sucks
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
god, Sox announcers on comcast shoot me now
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
better than Detroit's. Ugh. The one guy sounds like joe Morgan and I can't stand it.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
That was huge...
was sure we’d have 0 on 2 out…nice PK.
Josh making me very sad.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
clearly
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
MINNESOTA UPDATE
oh wait, they’re playing us…my bad
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
You can still inform us of the Cubs.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow...didn't realize Swisher was as bad as he's been
in July….he’s now 13-71 or .183.
No matter who plays first for us -
No hits.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Hey thats a 13 not a 0.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Optimist, eh?
Pick to click?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Nice....
July numbers for the trio of PK, SWISH, CREDE.
35/180 (.194)...solid.
That's how strong Q, JD, and Thomer have been
Dragging a lot of dead weight.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
why hit
when you can bunt?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
bunting
would’ve added more excitement at least
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
damn you suck
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
You get a Warm and Fuzzy
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Please God I beg you for a run.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
Here, just to use this monkey's paw ...
NOOOOOOOOO, IT GAVE THE TWINS A RUN!! DAMN YOU MONKEY’S PAW, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 28, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
He is a spiteful God.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
sometimes you are wrong...
I thought andruw jones would rebound this season…his highest OPS at any part of the season has been .635.
I too was expecting a resounding return to form.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Why you do that?!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
no homer yuck
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
damn
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
DFA burls
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
This was all stans fault!!
DFA HIM!!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
I find it hard to believe that we'll even get a game in this series.
Just have that sick feeling that these next four days are going to be extremely, extremely painful.
Sure hope I’m wrong…
I hope this comment was post wrench
cuz it has the chance to be the greatest Stanchar-Reversal of all time
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
I don't have that feeling and I'm the most pessimistic person alive.
Why so glum, Stan?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Span and Young both have their first homers against the Sox
So that means if Tolbert or Redmond play, the Sox should just IBB them
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Come on, Mark,
settle down.
Pitching, defense and health.
Mr. Span had 10 HRS
in 2,095 minor league ABs before the bomb off Buehrle.
that sucks
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
yet another big run total coming from out pitching staff.
You’d think statistics would give us at least a few sub-5 run outings to work with. Ugh. Ulcer acting up.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Please stop posting.
Youve done enough already.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
clearly
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Fields, Poreda, Floyd, and Ramirez for whom?
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Byrd shutting out DET through 6...maybe the Sox can trade for him
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
paul byrd?
does he have anything left?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i wanted to blow it up
while i was in minneapolis
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Who mentioned rain?
because it just may start pouring…let’s go mark
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNS IIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 28, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
As someone still relatively new to these boards.
Can i ask what the significance of these types of posts are? Are they making fun of the defeatism of one or more other members?
I don’t necessarily think there anything wrong with a healthy dose of worry when your team’s entire pitching staff starts collectively shitting the bed, and your GM says there’s nothing out there.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
who do you want the sox go after?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I hear that CC Sabathia is pretty good.
Seriously no one. We have a good staff and the bullpen has some injuries. I just want Floyd and Vazquez (and Boone) to snap out of it and Contreras to die, and let’s do thing thing.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
how can contreras die Soon?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Or maybe he can get better at fucking so the ladies in his life don't keep leaving him
and making him frowny face :(((((
BA can give him some pointers.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
i don't think BA can help him
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
didn't you get the memo already?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
see what happens when you announcers love
the twins too much
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
My heart, it hurts.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
We know the drill.....
Sox will scratch out a couple….make it interesting…bullpen will give up a run or two…Nathan will close it out….loss.
It's actually good -- I have lot to do tonight...like wait patiently by the deck to see where the carpenter ant nest is
And that will be more fun than this game at least…...
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
konerko will be up in the ninth; one out, runners on the corners, representing the leading run
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 28, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
you know what I'm upset about
my mac is working fine on the wireless network, but the pc won’t connect.
DYE!!!!
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 28, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
no more shutout
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
damn it was reversed
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
that scheme derailed.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
we're actually missing a camera-angle to make a definitive call on that ball.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
1-6-3
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Making it interesting.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Needledick needs no lube
Needs the donut in the batting circle to make a dent.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Bench him and play Anderson
That’s right….I said play Anderson!
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
GIDPK
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 28, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
Didn't Ozzie say something about PK and body language?
He slammed his bat the first time up…then stared at the ground and didn’t start running on this one. Bad boy…
Feeble AB by Paulie
He’s trying even my patience at this point
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
he's stealing the food from my table!
the bastard!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
alright. i'm on the bid for all the konerko stock there is. i'm calling it can't go any lower than this.
that was as bad as you can do. i gotta buy into this pullback. any sellers out here?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Citizen's arreast! Citizen's arreast!
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I'm I missing something...
arreast?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Barney Fife's quote
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
gotcha
unfortunately before my time…both in when it was on normal tv and when it was replayed on nick at nite
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
MER wu!
what’s the market gonna do tomorrow? i’m saying retest the dow level.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Yep.
Today was a good day. Keep it coming.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
what are you in that today was a good day? you aren't one of those infamous short-sellers, are you?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Nope
Still hanging in w/ GLD, oil, bonds for now. Tough 3rd quarter so far, but I’m holding tight.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
For what it's worth, I decided today to go long on the market writ large (Wilshire 5000)
A lot of negativity priced in, me thinks
Go Sox!
we'll see. i think tomorrow won't help.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i hope they're way out of the money calls because this is paulie trading way out of whack.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Should we prevent Paulie shorting?
If so, I predict a 15-35 streak.
And no shorting Swisher or Fields, either.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
i don't want to prevent it, but then again i'm not one of the pundits who don't know how the market works.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Douchebag SEC/Treasury
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
stop talking about the damn twins
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
But they're Twintastic!
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm tired of hearing that crap
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
how about those yankees?
think they’re gonna make the series this year?
brian anderson would've caught that...
I think they might
But they damn sure don’t play the game the right way as much as the Twins do.
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Down 11-0 to the O's tonight
Posada out for the year. Might be interesting…
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
I want to hear more about Q!
I am sure there are details of his life that we don’t know yet.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Jul 28, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
like what
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
it must be his hair products
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
"Something About Mary" hair products
Ewww….
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Did you know Scott Linebrink uses Asian medicine to relieve pain?
fascinating.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
at least that was the idea, right?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i heard he saves kittens while helping old ladies cross the street
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 28, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I hear that the year he was born
roundhouse-kick-related deaths rose 3000% nationally.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Does he share a birthday with Chuck Noris?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
at least i knew the answer to the aflac trivia question
i feel so much better now
brian anderson would've caught that...
Marc Shapiro must be crazy happy
over Paul Byrd’s domination of the Tigers tonight.
Sit the fuck down Nick...
it was a great pitch.
Good swing Fields
lead off hitter reaching streak is over, btdub
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
mercy
fields really could have been grabbing bench after that 1-2 pitch
brian anderson would've caught that...
Of course our hitters have a great approach against Verlander Sat....
and then get absolutely strangled by the likes of Zach Miner and Kevin Slowey.
just asked my brother
Are you watching the sucks Sox? Damn that aixelsyd
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
idiot umpires
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
i give them my contacts
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
where are the sox going?
Let the route begin, and on top of it, Nick Swisher lost his mitt over the wall on Morneau’s home run. 26 minutes ago
sweet defense highway?
He out there barehanded?
What a gamer!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
someone tell konerko to wear swisher's mitt if he isn't gonna wear it.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
dumbass rookie
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
i'd like to know what ramirez is doing out there half the time.
maybe he needs the head out of ass speech from coop, too.
Coop hablars Espanol?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
maybe his head is in someone else's ass
like uribe, or maybe dotel
brian anderson would've caught that...
someone needs to tell him that in america the women like money, it is the homos that like flashy plays
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 28, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
are the sox being punished?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
They fell right into the White Sox' trap
they’re setting up the triple play as we speak
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Our quota fo 2 has been reached.
Pitching, defense and health.
Talkin' like the blues man you is, bally
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Stone: "The last 3 weeks the defense has been poor."
Definitely something else he wanted to say.
Go Sox!
yes
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
yuck
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
Rough start....
and Chris Richard on the mound tomorrow. OUCH!!!!!
chris richard?
oh no!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
who the hell is that?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Who Dat?!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Renee Richards?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Buehrle with an unearned run?
that never happens!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
That Morneau is one boring motherfucker
PK at 1B is much more dynamic.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Gotta hold 'em.
Game not over by a long shot.
Pitching, defense and health.
What game are you watching...I want to watch that one...
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 28, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
There are many more innings left
though the trend is not our friend.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
stop talking about the asses thats beating us
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
this is ugly
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 28, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
Game 105: Gamethread #2
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/28/581384/game-105-gamethread-2
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Watching The Pianist is lifting my spirits at least.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 28, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
hahahaha
that just lifted my spirits
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
You like the unadorned Harvey Keitel?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
Rally caps in place?
CHARGE!!!!!
Watch, this team will put up a fight.
Pitching, defense and health.
so the sox are losing, big deal. are the twins winning?
oh.
ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
oh.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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