Game 107: White Sox (59-46) @ Twins (59-47)
by The Wizard on Jul 30, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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PrintChicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins, Jul 30, 2008 7:10 PM CDT
Gavin Floyd (RHP) vs. Livan Hernandez (RHP)
Time: 7:10 p.m. CT, TV: WCIU, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
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He is garbage...
if the Sox can’t rock him, may as well give the division to the Twinkies.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
hell yeah. that guy hasn't pitched well against anybody this year.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember when that Feldman ace dominated us the other week?
‘nuff said.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
sox = worst hitting team ever?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Evaaaaa!
Not to mention…
Ovvvaaaaaaaaaa!
heh heh heh.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
btw, livan is much, much better at home.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Haven't you done that already
about a couple of months ago?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Those are some ugly peripherals...
that Floyd has got there.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 30, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions
Looks like Ozzie is sticking with Konerko...
he is batting sixth. The only change seems to be Ramirez at #8 and Fields at #9.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
i would move konerko to the back of the lineup, but i suppose it doesn't really matter where he is. an 0-fer hurts anywhere in the lineup.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
3 for 4, 5 rbis, 2 hrs,1 gidpk
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
implied.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
clearly.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Redmond is out of the lineup tonight.
Victory is ours!
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2008 6:30 PM CDT reply actions
when will the twins regress to the mean???
overall babip: .316
babip, 2 out risp: .334
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
no place for chiburb to nap!
‘miss manners’ is upset?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
no '?' there
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
either that or stanchar death sentence.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
only cubs fans believe in good luck charms and curses
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
got a link for that?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe someone has a copy of Gray's Sports Almanac?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
any reference to that trilogy is alright by me.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
LOL!
rec’d!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Cleveland are pissing all over Detroit
so that is a good start to the night
Sox fan from England, marching on together
If the Sox don't win tonight....
I just might AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
that's gonna hurt
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
only for a moment, but a twins sweep would never stop.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
you look different than i pictured.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
what the fuck is that
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
is he about to commit suicide in that picture?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
that's just wrong to look like that
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
HERE'S A FUCKING SCOUTING REPORT FOR YOU RETARDS
HERNANDEZ THROWS A 56 MPH CURVEBALL WITH 2 STRIKES!
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Q!!!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
q! and i are sick of this bullshit!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
yeah!!!!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
420 dude!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
The 28...
is obviously for the number of homers Quentin has, but I don’t know what the other numbers are.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 30, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
4 = for. 20 = jersey #.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
4 20 oz steaks for uribe
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
and he'll finish them in one sitting
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
awesome!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Is that the Torpedo Boat Challenge?
Don’t fill up on bread Homer!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
we should be up 5-0 right now
we should be jumping all over livan right now, i’m very disappointed.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions
making a point yo
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
coo
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Q!!!!!! AHHHH FUCKKKK OTHER LOUD EXCLAMATIONS
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
i'm almost looking forward to watching pk fail. it's like watching a car accident.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i like guessing how he will fail and where his bat will end up
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
groundout to second bat through livan's stomach
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
we all failed. none more than paulie.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
high fly ball off the end of the bat to left field.
shoulders slumped. bat simply dropped.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
so as a side note
is there anywhere i can download photoshop?
cuz i’ve got some ideas i wanna put together
warez-bb.org and join up there and type in some photoshop
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
they have tons of programs, music, movies, games
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Kornerko is up with RISP
Who writes this script?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
That'll do
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
RISP 2-out, let's see if they buck the trend
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions
we're not the twins...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i said 'buck' the trend
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
now that's just sad
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions
what a fuckin stroke
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
hypothetical.
paulie kills himself. are we still on the hook for his contract?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
This isn't even funny
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
thathilarious!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
that's
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
this is too british
i don’t get it
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
;0
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
damn
that i get
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
you've never gotten that and you never will.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
haha
you need to move to boston my friend, except she’s carrying a book bag
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
...because she's 13.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
**OSFIB rubs his eyes, looks closely at the jpeg**
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
look out for ty punto
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
ops better than 5 guys in our lineup. yikes.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Nick Punto will hit a grand slam right here
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
haha
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Poontang created an out?
I don’t get it.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
Just means more wrath later on
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
glitch in the matrix, obviously.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Deja Vu?
It’s more than just a white trash strip club in Indiana.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
i just received word there is a new strip club that just opened up in the south loop.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
pink monkey. 750 south clinton.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
That is a hideous name for a strip club.
Is it all-male, perchance?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be the Fleshy Banana
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Jul 30, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i invite you to check it out for yourself. i'll join you.
http://www.pinkmonkeychicago.com/home.html
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Looks classy.
South-Loop classy.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
south loop is about as classy a place as you'll find a strip club.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Couldn't agree more.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
and it ain't far from me, which is always a good thing.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I want to try the forbidden duck and exotic mushrooms
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
the menu looks pretty decent. i see they hired a legit chef.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I can't help but notice nobody wants to google image this one.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
you play nice hazy.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
That's what he gets for chugging cum through a giant funnel.
Amateur.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
that's one of the raunchier comments i've ever heard from a woman.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
just trying to make a living over here.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
nice
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish I could say that was the raunchiest thing I've said....
today.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh stop acting so removed.
“I just received word…”
“Menu looks….”
“I see they hired…”
You know you’ve been there every day since Bennigan’s closed.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
i'd give a review had i been. it's definitely penciled in the schedule.
sounds like larry enjoyed it.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
A regular are we?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
nice sig.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
nice
got him out after he was behind the count
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions
This is not looking good
Should be up 29-0 right now
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
yo
i’m already on that motherfucker
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Fine....back to working the google image beat
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
exactly, the thread will be much more efficient
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
Especially when you hit reply
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
got me yo
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
hoodlight
you see that, that i get.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
FIAL
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
yes
save it and then upload it to http://www.imageshack.us/ (browse, upload)
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Swish!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Livan with 6 straight 80mph changeups to Swisher
tried to blow him away with 84mph heater on the last one
alexei gettin' the job done...
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
Evening Gentleman
Big game tonight… they better win this one.
Anyways I get to my sisters place after my job interview (lets just say I will not be taking the position, it was at a nursing home for the mentally ill, I had no idea that it was walking into it) last night and get to see them blow there lead… awesome
we're even worse
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
and at least you only had to watch blowing the LEAD there, if you get my drift.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoops... good catch
and what happened to the Stealie avatar toonderstrook?
The scariest part about that place wasn’t the residents… its how the place was run. I felt really bad for the people living their after I left
he just wanted the chance to make up for not getting swish over. ; - (
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i'll do it
YOU FUCKING SUCK ALEXEI, YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I just texted him.
He apologizes and agrees to not attempt again any time soon.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
while you're texting him
tell him to eat a hot dog or somethin for chrissakes!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
everytime alexei tries to eat
juan pushes him aside and says fuck off
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
They are like puppies vying for the nipple.
Lexei’s the runt.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
don't forget toby
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
you guys are right
poor Alexei never stood a chance.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
ahhh yes can't forget fatty2
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
that motherfucker trying to raise the pitch count
that’s unheard of!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
shoulda walked him : (
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
New hitting strategy vs. Livan:
Take two strikes, then crush the 60mph. hanger
"Stay thirsty my friends."
This albino guy in the Sharp commercial on mlb.tv scares the crap outta me. Every time.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
lol i thought the same thing
he just comes out of fucking nowhere
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
EXTREME CLOSE-UP!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
what does he look like?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
An albino guy who got his hair cut using a bowl.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
eww
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
The Sharp guy or Powder?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't call Powder "pompous."
Necessarily.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
a.j. is smart!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
good enough.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
triple-play!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
probably higher
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
here comes everybody's favorite hitter!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Refer to dead horse per every PK at-bat
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
hawk has a ph.d. in psychology from the university of phoenixx
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i want my money back for the jersey that
i bought 3 years ago!!!!!!!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
And don't forget....
To give me back my black t-shirt.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
paulie 2-2 hitting grounders to short...
fucking loser
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
a long one!
nah…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
I guess he still has a couple more ABs....
but I think if those don’t go really well for him (1-2 with a single is not enough btw).....he’s probably going to be on the bench for several games…hard to believe we actually might be a better team without him…..but appears to be true.
cut one of his legs off, replace it with a peg, buy him a pirate hat, stick him in the corner of the dugout and he can be captain
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i like the idea, at least the cutout might walk or get hit by a pitch once in a while
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
ha!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
That hurts to see in the light of day.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 30, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Can they just play the grand slam from Game 2 every time he comes up to bat now?
This is just too painful
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Acquire the hook from Showtime at the Apollo
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was a clown with a broom
But Google Images is failing me.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
sandman?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I don't know what's worse
Watching PK hit or watching him chase these ground balls near the line like an old man.
Coffee is for closers.
Like watching Piniella run out of the dugout to argue a call
Hilarious!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
wobbling like penguin
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Did Hawk just say "snab"?
A combination of grab and snag?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
it's time.
private konerko has dishonored himself and dishonored the organization. i have tried to help him, but I have failed. i have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people have not given private konerko the proper motivation! so, from now on, whenever private konerko fucks up, i will not punish him! i will punish all of YOU! and the way i see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE SUCK ASS SEASON! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
minor detail
make sure not to use scented soap, or at least don’t hand it out to certain “motivators” until right before the beating.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah rang?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
:(
that always happens.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
wow I type yeah trying to type you.
thats like 8 kinds of fail.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
he'd slam them all into the ground
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Game 107: Gamethread #2
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/30/583182/game-107-gamethread-2
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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