Game 107: Gamethread #3
Alexei hits a 3-run HR!
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cornhole.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
pansages...with chocolate chips
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
let's hope not
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
RALLY THREAD!!
oh wait sox are up, by a lot.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
wth
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
is the cowboy colin?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
probably
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
he's showing
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Good to see Ramirez put these assholes away...
Speaking of Ramirez’s…
Will Carroll of Baseball Prospectus says the Red Sox, Pirates and Marlins have agreed to a three-team Manny Ramirez deal, pending Ramirez waiving his no-trade clause and league approval.
Carroll, not normally one of our preferred sources, has the Red Sox getting Jason Bay and John Grabow; the Marlins acquiring Ramirez, cash and a prospect from the Red Sox and the Pirates picking up Jeremy Hermida, two prospects from the Marlins and one from Boston.Source: Baseball Prospectus
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
One whole sentence!

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 30, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
do you have your own blog to speak of?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
shittypronostigationsaboutthewhitesox.blogspot.com
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Shitty prognostication?
Like you and your Twins prediction?
The Sox still have to win tomorrow for this to be a successful series.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
successful?
there are like 55 games after this series man. lots of baseball to be played yo
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
give him a break. that's gotta be the first time ever he would say a split is any sort of success.
usually it’s 162-0 or suck.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
true dat
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon dude...
You were preparing the excuses in case the Sox got shut down by Livan fucking Hernandez, one of the worst starting pitchers in baseball. Very homerific.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
yes. not freaking out after every sox loss at the hands of a less than stellar pitcher or offense is homertastic.
busted.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
really? denied. now go rock the mailman's baby to sleep.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
You can't admit it so you resort to ridiculous personal attacks...
Whatever, I called it like I see it. You know it too.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
use the search function. show me where i make excuses for losses.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Gamethread #1...
You made some post about how it wouldn’t be an embarrassment if the Sox didn’t light up a garbage pitcher in Livan. The guy is terrible.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
you said if they couldn't beat livan they should just hand over the division.
he is terrible. but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t pitch well occasionally, as he did at different points this season against the angels, rays, and red sox, to name a few.
as always, you deal in absolutes. if every team who loses to a shitty pitcher sucks and might as well throw in the towel, there wouldn’t be any teams left for the playoffs.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
not to mention that the historical fact that he'd fared well in the dome all season.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
A split on the road is successful, no?
Losing 3 of 4 is not, correct?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
the fact that you
frequent wsi and soxtalk but not soxmachine is only an insult to you.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought only homers frequent wsi
ssh2005 insists he’s not a homer
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
If there were more than five posters to read comments from...
there may be a reason for me to go there.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
why would you want to participate on a blog where you are always at odds with other people?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i think the rationale at some point
was that to be a real sox fan you had to act like he does.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
that's a brutal insult. i hate those fucking guys. it's like they don't even understand the beauty of craps.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
you're back
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
liar. you cannot possibly be focused on the subject matter discussed on this blog and yours at the same time!
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
curveballs are starting to roll up there
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
nice
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually thought to myself
that Floyd matches up well against crappy, singles-hitting teams that don’t have the patience to wait for his mistakes.
no you didn't
stop kidding yourself
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Last night?
There was not a shred of optimism in me. I woke up today and decided the Sox needed my optimism to stay in first place. You’re all welcome.
fuck you for not being optimistic yesterday. ;-)
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't argue with that.
Though I did scan this board after the game, and I don’t believe I was the only one who failed to see the half-full glass.
double leg drop on you!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
4th of july game '06, right? collective groan in the stands. i remember it well.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
who is that?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
that's definitely me
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
why didn't you tell me?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
if you had red hair and blue eyes would you tell anybody?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
yuck i had
one of those
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
i think so
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
no i wouldn't
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
scary
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
send him out for the 8th?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
so who comes out for mop-up duty
and it can’t be massett, that motherfucker will the game, especially to the twins.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
will lose
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
double by association
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
Jim's heating up!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
hey lay off
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, fine.
Damn you, Jeff Cox. You shoulda sent him.
that's better, blame santa claus
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
not really
he shoulda left it alone
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
That wasn't very speedy.
Can’t even beat out a double play… LAME
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
sexson is konerko? wait...
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha, Hawk fluffing Wise and talking about how much of a key he is for the Sox...
as he GIDP’s.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
if one of the kids were a little darker...child versions of toby and juan

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
lol
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
The one on the right looks like the Michelin Man
That or the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
wow. what a couple of fat little fucks.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I predict veryyyyyyyyy sad teenage years for them
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 30, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
damn nice play by swish
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
great play ouch
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
he gives hermy a hug
LOL
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
how's he doing???
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
don't be jiving yo
swish is down, the swagger is lost, LOST
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
he's fine, shook it off
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
not just chicago tough. englewood tough.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
he didn't make it
juan having a field day in the dugout….a swishalicious postgame snack!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
ha!!
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I know Span is fast....
...but wouldn’t Cabrera have had him easily at first?
damn cabrera
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
or not
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
oh
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't see an error
gotta be one for the runner getting to third though, even if it was ruled a hit.
fatty 1 makes the play
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
So Floyd...nice game there....
I guess we should be worried about the low K total, but I’ll take it…
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
I swear
you keep typing what I’m about to type. I was going to comment about OC’s no-look pass too.
When you see only one set of footprints...
...it was then that I carried you.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 30, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
redux.
though i don’t mind it because i loved it the last time.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I'm not worried.
The Twins like swinging at everything; Floyd did the right thing pitching to contact.
or we could.. you know.. not waste time worrying and being pissy bitches until the thing we're worrying about actually happens.
homer.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
time for paulie to pad his stats, and by pad his stats i mean not ground into a double play
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
do you think that's possible
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
i'll say foul HR then pop out and the bat slam
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
single wow
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
on base twice in a row?!?!?!?!?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
paulie had them give him the ball
cuz it’s his first hit in for-fucking-ever not counting last nights
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
"you don't draw pictures on the scorecard."
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i hate that damn thing
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
hmm. new math?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
that would be .400, no?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
already posted that
OWNT
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
HGH!!!!!
STERRRRROIDS
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
that's a damn shame
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
damn infomercials
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
kinda looks like a real old dan mcneil
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
a real old and in shape dan mcneil, maybe
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
i was there for one of them
game-tying off of fernando rodney in the 9th at the halfway to St. Patrick’s day game in 2004
like when he got that base hit in game 4?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Tribe have the bases loaded
2 outs, bottom 9, Walk Machine Dellucci at the plate.
who gives a fuck?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Predictable.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions
juan still sporting the gravy on the beard look
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Did you assume he stopped eating gravy
on everything???
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
From the assholes who brought you Crystal Pepsi...
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
that was stupid
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
crystal pepsi
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
i wish i could still get some of that stuff. i don't remember how it tastes.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
that much i remember. what exactly it does taste like i'm not sure.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
you asked for it
http://shop.ebay.com/items/_W0QQ_nkwZcrystalQ20pepsiQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZR40QQ_mdoZ
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
its still around
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i suppose i should have said recently bottled.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 30, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
you scared?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
can i say yes?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 30, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
he's gonna vomit
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
it's not a look. it's actual gravy.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
do folks on soxtalk and wsi
also know that uribe is fat?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
i mean chubby, sorry.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 30, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
no he's fat
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
By WSI standards Juanny is pretty small
Their mod staff is composed of some heavyweights
by Craig Grebeck on Jul 30, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
oh
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
no he's fucking fat
get it right greback
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
thank you
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
nice spelling.
hard to luck up a smidge?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
very
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
harder than colin as he writes BUO
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
little known fact: after baseball, juan uribe aspires to open a harold's chicken shack in his hometown of bani, dominican republic
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
for himself?
no one else would ever get to eat anything there….i can see juan bringing out empty plates with crumbs out to tables wiping his mouth apologizing for eating their food
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
by furby2056 on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lmao
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
lol!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
They'll have gravy on the fountain between the Coke and the Lard
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Awesome staches.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
are you serious?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
he's just a poet. what does he have to do to get you to understand him?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
admit it you like my sig, you keep quoting it
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
finally, someone understands me!
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i think he is
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
nice
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
truthfully, at first i wanted to punch you in the face but by the end i was trying to hold back laughter
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
where did you get that tam?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet lid.
Oh, and that touched me somewhere, but I don’t think it was my heart.
I have no idea what that means.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
rusty.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
damn it bobby
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
he's pissing me off and he's costing me fantasy points
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Dammit Bobby!
Get your head out of your ass!!!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
it's too big
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Drink your milk children.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 30, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
you stay in school!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
It has been a pleasure...
...to see the White Sox beat the 2008 World Champion Twins.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 30, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The Sox still need to win tomorrow...
A 0.5 game lead makes me flaccid.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
are you small?
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no dirk diggler huh
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
if you flipped the script on that one it would never fly.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
No, his entire body gets flaccid...it's like he's an X-Man
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
for shame
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
now i get it. sox victory = erection. erection = possibility of children. children, as you are finding out, are a pain in the ass.
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
use condoms
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
should i be over by midnight?
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
the minnesota mcdonald's guys didn't seem to have a lot of success. perhaps you should show up wearing a burger king crown.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
possibly tommorrow by noon
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
true, though these exhibition games are a bit of a bore
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Now we get 2 observations I love:
1) Now the Twins will have the momentum going into tomorrow, even if they lose
2) Jenks was set up for failure because it wasn’t a save sitch
Crikey
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
game!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Anybody know anything more about this guy (or heard of him)
Nice numbers so far with Charlotte…..and tonight he mopped up for Broadway with 4 perfect innings, striking out 6.
yeah he's got a huge ass bill on his hat...i know that much
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Ok, not bad, go for the split with team's best pitcher in so far tommorow
would have taken a split going in, and will be happy if they get it, glad to just not get spept, that would have been a disaster.
Kornerko goes 4-4 with a grand slam tomorrow
That’s the natural progression, right?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
So close to the perfect wrong. He's back.
Final score tonight….
Twins 8 Sox 4
by stanchar on Jul 30, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 30, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
The only bad thing...
is that the Sox rocked Livan so hard the Twins will probably now replace him with Liriano in the rotation and move Livan to the bullpen. But I guess it was only a matter of time anyways.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
at what point does the money, if that's what's driving it, not matter anymore? roster expansion date?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
september 1st is roster expansion date
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
this is true.
are you posting it because it also happens to be the last date on which the twins could call up liriano and not lose anything service-time wise?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
no i'm not
hopefully he breaks down
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Manny update...
ESPN’s Peter Gammons says a Manny Ramirez deal is not done, in part because the Pirates aren’t yet satisfield with their return for Jason Bay.
Gammons talked to Ramirez’s agent, Scott Boras, who said he’s yet to be informed of anything. Still, Gammons seems to be changing his tune on a deal getting done. Whether or not the Pirates are involved, Gammons believes Ramirez will be moved to the Marlins following his remarks Wednesday about the Red Sox not deserving him. The proposed three-team deal has Boston getting Bay and John Grabow from the Pirates and Pittsburgh picking up Jeremy Hermida and prospects. The matter apparently won’t be decided until just before the deadline.Source: ESPN.com
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
has it just been assumed that manny will waive to go anywhere?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it is a given that Manny would go to the Marlins...
for the simple fact that they probably wouldn’t pick up his $20 million dollar option for next season. Manny does not want his option to be picked up—he wants to test free agency in the offseason so he can sign one big last contract. I’m sure the Marlins would have to sign off on not picking up Manny’s 2009 option for Manny to sign off on the trade.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
money grubbin' asshole
why are you against girls, what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 30, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
and from the marlins' standpoint, i guess you gotta be in it to win it this year.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 30, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
manny is not going anywhere imo. this is another example of the main stream sports media manufacturing a reason for their existence because this trade deadline is likely to be a dud, 'headline' wise.
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
BREAKING: CLEMENS TO THE CUBS, SEE MORE ABOUT THE RUMOR ON OUR WEBSITE OR THE PAPER TOMORROW!!!! (click the ads too, plz)
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 30, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions

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