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[Mark Gonzales]:

12:02 pm: Ken Griffey Jr. is one of only six players to hit at least 600 home runs and has been named to 13 All-Star teams. But the Sox are banking the 38-year-old Griffey has enough production left to help them to the post-season.

The Whte Sox acquisition of the Cincinnati slugger is moving closer to reality.

FOXSports.com, which first reported the trade, and Associated Press are reporting that Griffey approved the deal and it's now in the hands of the Commissioner's office.

The Reds apparently have agreed to pick up a substantial portion of Griffey's salary. He will earn $12.5 million this season, with a $16.5 million team option and $4 million buyout. It's rare that the Commissioner's Office rejects deals involving more than $1 million exchanged. CBSSports.com is reporting that Cincinnati would pay the remaining $4 million due on Griffey's contract this season.

A scouting source said the Sox will move reliever Nick Masset and second baseman Danny Richar to the Reds for Griffey and an undisclosed amount of cash. Masset and Richar are on the 40-man roster.

The source added that the Griffey deal was fueled by the struggles of Paul Konerko, who is batting .214 and has only three extra base hits since coming off the disabled list July 8. Konerko has a full no-trade clause.

WGN-TV says Griffey will play center, I don't know how accurate is this.

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A quick graphic:

Here’s the newprojected lineup compared to AL averages this year. It’s quick and dirty, but it spells out a pretty damn good offense.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was posted on 10:38 CT iirc?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, I have it now

10:38 was correct

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea, could be old news, and he didn't break the trade

So doesn’t seem like he has much insight on this one.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 12:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The next trade being reported on WSCR 670 "The Score" by Jesse Rogers...

is the White Sox being close to acquiring lefty starter John Lannan from the Washington Nationals.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lannan looks like a worse version of Cliff Floyd

Peripherals don’t match the ERA at all, although as a 23 year old he certainly has time to improve.

One thing that should be noted is that Griffey was swinging for 600 and that could have been a pretty big detriment to his swing and stats, I wonder what his OPS is after the 600th.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

He can hit some.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No diggity

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt

Contributing Editor - BloodyElbow.com - SBNation's mixed martial arts headquarters.

"The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls and looking like hard work." -- Thomas Edison

by Brent Brookhouse on Jul 31, 2008 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, Cliff Floyd, that's a good one me

Too much going on in the baseball world and work world to do either well today.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Work is definitely getting the shaft.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since number 600

his line is .221/.339/.457/.796

Since the start of July his line is .271/.386/.541/.927

by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has a good sinkerball

one of the highest groundball averages, so temper your expectations with that

by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

To replace Masset?

Hopefully not as a starter.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lannan would be just fine as a back end starter

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Move Contreras to the bullpen as a long reliever?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question

Does this mean KW will probably move wither Swish, PK or Thome? Sorry if this was covered in the last thread

by joewho112 on Jul 31, 2008 12:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gonzalez was replaced with yunel escobar

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

reyes, too, please.

regards,

paul from vegas

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PK cannot be traded, I wish people would stop bringing it up as within the realm

of possibility. I mean, sure, he could be moved, but it’s so unlikely as to not even consider it.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 12:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok

So does this suggest KW will trade either Swisher or Thome?

by joewho112 on Jul 31, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oui

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard thome to boston for tim wakefield and curt schilling

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems good as long as the Bloody Sock is thrown in

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

return to the dodgers?

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Sox need to get Mike Cameron now.

So Cameron can be teammates with Konerko and Griffey after being traded for each of them about a decade ago.

by asinwreck on Jul 31, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kind of exciting if nothing else

Going to the game next Wednesday, it would be cool to see Junior in sox uniform …but then again we have something else to worry about besides the games being cool.

This trade is such a shocker that the whole internet is buzzing to death … sox junior,junior sox,

and why are we wasting time speculating where he is going to play. Let’s wait until Ozzie comes out and tells us what’s gonna happen.

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 31, 2008 12:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

let's wait until ozzie

tells us all, the media and the fans, to go fuck ourselves because we’re going apeshit over nothing. that would be classic ozzie.

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hasn't he in the past?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah man, magz and carlos young, buerhle and garland just starting to show their stuff … oh yeah

by LT_sox_fan on Jul 31, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

More intriguing possibilities:

From PECOTA’s splits:

PK weighted mean vs. LHP: .281/.374/.504
KGjr weighted mean vs. RHP: .274/.365/.513

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and potentially well above average performance.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you cannot platton a HOFer colin

ask Hawk

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Score 670 Chicago reports that the White Sox are close to acquiring John Lannan from the Nationals.
It’s unknown just who the Chicago would be sending over in the deal, but this is Jim Bowden we’re dealing with, so anything is possible. Lannan is arbitration eligible through 2013, and he can keep the ball on the ground, which would make him a nice fit in Chicago.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Contreras! Bowden wants Contreras!

Make it so, SSH.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But, but,

but I thought we liked the geezers?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like john lannan...

hopefully we can make it happen

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so much for speed and defense

If we get Big Hurt back we will have cornered the market on designated hitters. I hope there is another shoe to drop.

by spadog on Jul 31, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we have two SS manning the middle infield and a would be gold glover back in a few days

the only big time fly ball pitcher on this team is Javy and we play half our games in one of the smaller OFs in MLB.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good point

but we still have some big parks to go to…Oakland, New York, KC,(twice).a lot of green space in those parks.

by spadog on Jul 31, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to mention

If it is Swish who goes to first; that infield defense is pretty damn solid.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quote from Will Carroll
Here’s a weird quote from a source: "If the Twins can move someone, they’ll call up Francisco Liriano." That’s "if" not "when."

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ozzie and Bonds

in the clubhouse fighting with Little Joey trying to break it up…that is drama kids, drama.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm happy about that, even if WU thinks it's lame.

I don’t think Ozzie would tolerate Bonds as we know him.
We’ll find out how he does with Jr. possibly kicking and screaming on his way to first base.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm talking about his bat only

not his chemistry. Just was making a point that I’m really not initially excited by this move.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotcha.

So misunderstood today…must be all the cold meds.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do like this dealing with the shittier GMs

Stay away from Atlanta and Oakland and deal with Cincy, Natties, Dodgers, etc.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 1:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

masset speaks
“Kenny said he really had to make a move right now to get another bat in the lineup,” Masset told MLB.com of his talk with White Sox general manager Ken Williams in regard to being part of the Griffey trade, which also sent infielder Danny Richar to the Reds, and is pending approval from the Commissioner’s Office.

“He also told me how this helps me, giving me the opportunity to be a starter,” Masset added. “He said that he put in some good words about me to the Reds. I really respect Kenny for that part. I think it’s going to be a win-win situation for both teams.”
...
“Ultimately, I think it’s going to really open up my future as a starter,” said Masset of the move to the Reds. “I’m really looking forward to being a starter, if that’s where they want me to fit.

“That’s something I always wanted to do, and I’m excited to head over to the National League. But I also have a lot of great friendships with the guys over here, and it’s tough leaving a first place team in contention for the playoffs. It’s tough leaving the White Sox.”

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080731&content_id=3231052&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah geee now I feel bad.

Of course Kenny is going to say nice words about him! He is trying to increase his value…he isn’t going to say that Coop told him 8,000 times not to throw is fastball over the heart of the plate on a consistent basis and he still did.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, of course Massett is happy to be heading to the NL

He might actually have a prayer of sticking around now.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew that was close

another week of action and NO ONE would have taken him.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good for when we get him back in 12 years

I’m sure I’ll see him at Fantasy Camp when I’m 65.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When you're 65? Did you forget to take your meds?

IIRC, that was 26 years ago!

OPOS!

read the whole thing you stroke artist - kenwo4life

by rhythm on Jul 31, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cubs should send KW a thank you note

What, figure 3 starts a year against Masset?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How could the guy not be happy.. NL hitting he must feel like he won the lottery today. He gets to be a starter, and it’s in the national league for a team no one pays attention to.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

last time I'll be using this


(sniff, sniff)

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Never say never!

The occasion will arise again!
But just in case….last time I’ll rec this. :(

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't think this is the last we've seen of the magic man.

abracadabra holmes.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I'm hearing that the Sox are close to acquiring...

Joel Hanrahan, not John Lannan.

In that case, this would be a great trade. A righty with a lot of strikeouts.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowden will want a lot...

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So ...

Kwame Brown and Javaris Crittenton?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 31, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

good stuff gaffers

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bas-ket-ball?

Oooo is there a trade machine we can play with here?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that would be a nice pickup

But gee who will they take since Masset is gone?

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

makes sense

at least more sense than Lannan. He would command too much in trade… unless Bowden wants Owens back.

I cannot answer any more questions for you today. I has wickeds gas from drink too manys redbull.

by Marlafar on Jul 31, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont know

Hope we can land him…he is young enough…has some control issues but coop is great with young guys…I think it will improve the team

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Jul 31, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on KDub!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 31, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This fits the KW MO out of the pen (one I completely agree with)

Hard tossers with some control issues that can be fixed with proper coaching. Get them on a discount and let Cooper work with them. There have been some flameouts sure, but high K guys are what I think you want (over everything else) out of the pen and these are low risk high reward types.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just looked at Masset's stats

My god this guy is bad: 57K to 49BB and a 1.781 WHIP. Thank god he’s gone.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 1:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is griffey

our sack of beans?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Addition by subtraction!

BTW, I was thinking – maybe give Richard a shot in the pen? He seems like he can amp himself up to hit 94-95 when he’s going all out, and he looked decent the 1st time through the lineups in his two starts, no?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. Assuming Logan levels I don't want to start screwing with Richard if the team doesnt need to

He is lookng more rhp.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe that's

the way to look at this trade; it’s not about getting Griffey but about unloading Masset. He’s numbers sucked, but he was useless in key situations.

by VAChisox on Jul 31, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what if

If Clayton Richard is moved to the pen and replaces Logan… is that a good thing? Is he better than Logan?

I cannot answer any more questions for you today. I has wickeds gas from drink too manys redbull.

by Marlafar on Jul 31, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cincy reaction

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?Category=SPT

they say that KW chased them down to make this trade. Gotta wonder why the Reds took a 2b prospect though.

by spadog on Jul 31, 2008 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they're trying to look to the griff faithful

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richar was originally a SS...

Maybe they try to move him back there.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sox tried to "wedge" him in as a SS

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SS=2B...f'ing subway has damaged my brain.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

trying to look good

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 1:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's talk lefty relievers
David O’Brien names the Red Sox, Cardinals, Rays, Tigers, and White Sox parties interested in Will Ohman.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/07/lefty-relievers.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Griffey to play RF and DH...

“Griffey’s apprehension”

He didnt approve the trade immediately because he was concerned about his ability to play CF. He was assured by White Sox GM Kenny Williams that he’d be playing some RF and doing some DH-ing as well… and that the Sox were confident enough in his ability to get jumps on balls and in his overall instincts that he wouldnt be a detriment in center…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Unless they are shipping out Thome

I am very confused as to how they are going to fit this roster into a line-up

by joewho112 on Jul 31, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grrrrr. I hope KW was just saying that to smoov over the situation and make the deal.

I hope he really meant “1st base and DH when Thome needs a day off.”

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Even Jr knows he can’t play CF. Now that is a first.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's as bout as frank as you'd get before the deal was made, I like that

Of course they aren’t going to say, “Well Jr., to get some playing time you probably will have to play some 1B, or hope that JD doesn’t midn playing some 1B”, otherwise you’ll be giving Thome a day off once a week and Dye a day off once every 10 days, enjoy your chance to make the playoffs as a bench player.

I’m glad KW and Griffey both know he can’t play CF.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Super fan question?

“Ummm what do the Sox do in the NL park games during the World Series my friend…..”

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You my friend are NOT a Super Fan.

The question is who starts in the WS the next 3 years.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Easy

BA plays CF, Swish plays 1B and Thome, Konerko and Griffey come of the bench.

Or, Q! plays all 9 positions.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we nickname Q Bugs Bunny?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 31, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffey in CF, Dye in RF, Swish at 1B, Thome off the bench pinch hitter.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 31, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Konerko?

helping the bat boy out?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha!

I doubt he’ll even be able to handle that. He looked awful moving for a foul ball down the line last night.

by Illini0509 on Jul 31, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Konerko.

Moral support.
He’s got such a great attitude, that one.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

doubt it

we all know that konerko loves slamming bats on the ground, that won’t make the bat boy happy

by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you're saying the bat boy

and Konerko are not on speaking terms? We need to get that pudgy bat boy from “The Natural”...with the special bat. That’ll turn Paulie around. Then that bitch Kim Bassinger will shoot him in the gut…..

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um, Barbara Hershey?

Kim only threatened it.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comments on the Griffey trade...

“Dusty Baker on the trade”

Dusty Baker on the trade of Ken Griffey Jr. to the Chicago White Sox:

“I hate to see Junior go. Junior was one of the best superstars I’ve ever been around. I think it’s good for him. He’s a lot closer to the top—to winning.”

“They wanted Junior badly. We didn’t approach them. They approached us.”

The call from the White Sox came during last night’s game.

“I was surprised when I came in after the game and was told what transpired,” Baker said. “I want him happy. I hope the players we got are happy with us.”

Baker doesn’t know if this means the Reds keep Adam Dunn.

“I don’t know,” he said.

“Marty Brennaman on the trade”

Ken Griffey Jr. and Marty Brennaman rode on the elevator at the Mayflower Hotel after the team arrived in Washington at 5 a.m. this morning. Brennaman was going to the sixth floor, Griffey the seventh.

“When the elevators stopped at my floor he put his briefcase up and stopped the door,” Brennaman said. “I said, ‘He want to thank you. You’ve been very fair. I appreciate that.”

“I said, ‘What are you talking about?’”

“He said, ‘I’ve been traded.’”

“I said, ‘Get out of here. I don’t believe it. Where?’ He said Chicago. He showed me an email he had on his phone from (his agent) Brian Goldberg.”

Griffey and Brennaman talked for 15 minutes.

“It was very poignant,” Brennaman said. “He told me he wouldn’t change a thing. He was glad to put on the same uniform his dad did for nine years.”

Breennaman said Griffey told him he until 1 p.m. today to approve the trade.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 2:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

that’s a + comment

by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or dirty laundry.

Probably dirty laundry.
But I bet the case was engraved: “Bad Motherfucker Jr”

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats gold jerry!!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, Edmonds is ridiculous...

and the Brewers suck balls.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I give credit where its due

Big series and they handled their buisness.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah if only their bullpen was as craptacular

But, a thumbs up for handling Sheets and CC, and letting the city increase its IQ for a few days while all the Cubs fans drove up north for the games.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Verlander lit up again.

He was better lately but man has he been a disappointment this season.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lefties have been his downfall this year

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bay to the Rays
Jason Bay Traded To Rays
By Tim Dierkes [July 31 at 2:11pm CST]
MLB.com’s Bill Chastain with the scoop – the Rays have acquired Jason Bay for Reid Brignac and Jeff Niemann. The Rays haven’t confirmed it yet though.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I'm a bit of a pessimist

but that’s all it took?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would Poreda, Fields Getz

been enough considering what TB allegedly gave up?

by Illini0509 on Jul 31, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no kidding. i kept hearing price would have to be included.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a lot

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes Baby!

If I would have known Larry that the Rays would add Bay I NEVER would have made that wager. Do over.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too late, haha.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You lose your camaro too?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't think so?

Supposedly it’s Marlins-Red Sox-MYSTERY TEAM atm

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mystery team = Packers

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better yet - let's get him for quarterback on the Bears!

I bet he’d do better than Rexy.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny to the White Sox?

Can never have too many corner OF’ers/DH’s.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol!

Our whole line-up would be power-hitters. You’d never see another bunt.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We see bunts?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

attempted bunt perhaps.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha, good points, both of you.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Say that five times fast….

Jason Bay traded to the Tampa Bay Rays
Jason Bay traded to the Tampa Bay Rays
Jason Bay traded to the Tampa Bay Rays
Jason Ray traded to the Tampa Ray Bays
Jason Gray traded to the Tampa Fray Blays

I cannot answer any more questions for you today. I has wickeds gas from drink too manys redbull.

by Marlafar on Jul 31, 2008 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Question

Assuming Swish moeves to 1st, could Q or Dye play CF and move Jr to the corner?

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Jul 31, 2008 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is drool coming out of your mouth?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The lineup for YOUR 2009 Chicago White Sox

1. Barry Bonds
2. Frank Thomas
2. Grif
4. Thome
5. Dye
6. Big Sexy
7. Manny
8. Um … Tejada. Why not?
9. John Kruk

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 31, 2008 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

whose big sexy?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BA is Slightly Below Average Sexy

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 31, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

though i would argue that

BA has more sexiness per inch

...ambiguity as to upward or forward inches intended

by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie Sexson

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 31, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GWalker is creaming himself

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best of the day.

And there have been many good ones.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 31, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joel Hanrahan to the White Sox?

Nationals writer Bill Ladson wrote:

“White Sox interested in Nats’ Hanrahan”

There are reports that the White Sox have interest in right-hander Joel Hanrahan. It’s not known what the Nationals want in return. As of 3:00 p.m. ET, Hanrahan didn’t hear anything about being traded to the White Sox.

There was an earlier report that the White Sox were close to acquiring Nationals left-hander John Lannan, but he is the ace of Washington’s staff and they have nothing to replace him.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

his home/road splits

are fairly wide, 1.07 vs. 1.60 whip. isn’t nationals park a pitchers park. dude’s k/9 is good, but k/bb not so great.

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tommy Hanrahan?

Have to wonder about his wife, though…

--Torch

by torch on Jul 31, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vance law

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

eric chavez on the way.

regards,

billy beane

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for all you news junkies

KW just pulled into his parking spot at the cell. supposedly meeting with the press soon.

by larry on Jul 31, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Larry's tracking device is still working

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

he must be in the men’s room now relieving himself

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you tell 'em, kenny

“Our intent is to win the American League Central division and ultimately, to win another World Series championship,” said Ken Williams, White Sox general manager. “Adding a player the caliber of Ken Griffey Jr. gives us a better chance to realize those goals. Griffey’s addition gives Ozzie (Guillen) more flexibility. Ozzie has the opportunity to field his best team – offensively and defensively – on a day-to-day basis over the next two months, and this gives us the chance to keep some of our middle of the order hitters fresh and producing down the stretch. I spoke with Ken, and he is excited to be coming to Chicago to try and help us reach the postseason.”

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20080731&content_id=3231207&vkey=pr_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

and since i know everyone has been waiting to put in their order, he’s going to wear #17.

by larry on Jul 31, 2008 2:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i thought kenny doesn't care

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good, I can finally wear my Erstad jersey

with some black tape, I can convert it into a Griffey.

Like that idiot in Minnesota with the AJ jersey turned into a Mauer.

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Jul 31, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How could they disrespect Erstad

by giving away his number like that? Less than a year later? Give the man some respect.

by Off the bus running on Jul 31, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it wasn't erstad's number

it’s the designated ‘I may or may not deserve to be out of baseball but I definitely shouldn’t be the Sox CF’ number

by Trooper on Jul 31, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

press release
Yhe Chicago White Sox have acquired Hall of Fame-bound outfielder Ken Griffey Jr. and cash considerations from the Cincinnati Reds in exchange for pitcher Nick Masset and infielder Danny Richar.
...
Griffey, who is expected to join the White Sox Friday in Kansas City, is signed through 2008 with a club option for 2009. He will wear uniform No. 17.
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20080731&content_id=3231207&vkey=pr_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 2:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This means absolutely nothing in the grand scheme..

but 17 is my lucky number.

17 letters in name. Born at 17:17. Chiburb’s bday – the 17th.
Always been my favorite number.
Hope that foreshadows good things for White Sox Griffey!!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would call bull

but I don’t think you were cmomenting here durng the awful Erstad days, so maybe there’s something to it :)

by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True stuff.

If Chiburb were around, I’d ask for some back-up….but alas….one of us is working today.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the 17th month, of the 17th year

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Jul 31, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mark grace was my favorite cubs player and he...

i can’t even say that with a straight face. fuck mark grace.

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

from mlbtraderumors

jeff blair is reporting a source may use one of their outfield-DH type players to get some pitching help

<http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080731.WBbaseball20080731143314/WBStory/WBbaseball/?page=rss&#38;id=RTGAM.20080731.WBbaseball20080731143314>

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 2:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t all the Sox DH/OF types have complete NTCs? Doesn’t Dye has a 100% complete NTC for 2008? Thome too? PK 10-5? Are they trading Quentin? Swisher?

Sounds bunk.

I cannot answer any more questions for you today. I has wickeds gas from drink too manys redbull.

by Marlafar on Jul 31, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't paid close attn to posts lately.

Is the consensus that Linebrink won’t be back for 3 weeks to a month, if at all?

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 31, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

idk but i can't help but be a little disappointed that kenny didn't get another reliever

or a starter…

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, basically...

herm is attaching a new arm and therapy will take a little while.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are assuming anyone would want them, other than Dye. To quote JP Riccardi “Someone has to want you to be traded”

I cannot answer any more questions for you today. I has wickeds gas from drink too manys redbull.

by Marlafar on Jul 31, 2008 3:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Early Returns, by Joe Sheehan
... Now, there are a lot of permutations here, and not a single one looks attractive. Neither Dye nor Quentin is equipped to move to center field for more than an inning or so. Griffey isn’t remotely a center fielder any longer, and an outfield featuring those three in any configuration, well, you probably can hear Javier Vazquez’s teeth grinding as he contemplates the idea. You can’t sit Thome, who’s a better hitter than Griffey. If you give Konerko’s playing time to Griffey, you force either Swisher to first base, Griffey to the outfield and Vazquez to a dentist, or Thome to first base. The Sox have had Thome don a glove four times in three seasons, and if they go that route, they run the risk of off-field drama as Konerko adjusts to the bench and his legions of fans in Chicago go nuts. Keep something else in mind: the only one of the five players Griffey is better than, and even this is arguable, is Konerko.

The Sox gave up so little that you can’t fault them for making the deal, but it’s not clear what it does for them. Griffey would make a neat pinch-hitter and occasional starter for any of the players involved, but he’s inferior to almost all of them, and as such shouldn’t be playing regularly over any of them. The optimal alignment here is probably a Griffey/Konerko platoon, with Griffey playing first base. Anything else, anything that takes Swisher out of center field—and he isn’t Dwayne Murphy—or puts a glove on Thome could cancel out whatever small offensive boost Griffey brings. It’s a fascinating situation, and like the Tigers/Yankees deal, a situation in which the analysis of a trade has to go beyond the players and take into account the context of the teams.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=7886

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 3:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Trade Deadline Roundup


http://deadspin.com/5031687/trade-deadline-roundup

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That would have been insta-orgasm in 1998

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 years too late.

Need foreplay now.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know what, i'm excited

I’m not sure how this “fits” with the rest of the team, but I know that we added Griffey without losing anyone of value on this year’s team. I also know that he is really likable and it will be fun to see that batting stance swagger for the rest of the year.

by shaftr on Jul 31, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I haven't been this excited since they signed Jose Conseco

"Everybody looks at the Cubs. Look at the White Sox. They're a pretty good ballclub." - Lou Piniella (6/29/08)

by tailgater on Jul 31, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it will be fun to see that batting stance swagger for the rest of the year

unless he konerkoes it

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love his swing

it’s just so beautiful.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have liked the trade more if he was 10 years younger and didn't suck in the field...

but oh well. A big positive to the trade was dumping Masset and Richar didn’t have a role with Beckham being drafted.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

I was thinking this trade would suck if they got the best player in baseball for masset and richar.

by Trooper on Jul 31, 2008 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 31, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny to the Dodgers

per CBSSportsline:

The saga is over. Manny Ramirez is going to the Dodgers and Jason Bay will replace him in left field at Fenway Park after a three-way trade is completed between Boston, L.A. and the Pirates, Scott Miller reports.

by Ryno on Jul 31, 2008 3:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny To Dodgers, Bay To Red Sox
3:39pm: Bob Nightengale has the Bucs getting Craig Hansen and Brandon Moss from the Red Sox and Andy LaRoche and Bryan Morris from the Dodgers, correcting what looks like a typo in the Rosenthal report.

3:37pm: Rosenthal has details:

Pirates outfielder Jason Bay is headed to the Red Sox. The Pirates will receive Andy LaRoche and right-hander Bryan Morris from the Dodgers and outfielder Damien Moss and releiver Craig Hansen from the Red Sox.

3:30pm: According to SI.com’s Jon Heyman. Jack Curry agrees.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/07/manny-to-dodger.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wowza

I did not think the Red Sox had the balls at all to trade Manny, but that Theo is a crazy bitch.

Doesn’t CC want to sign with the Dodgers after this year as well?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny To Dodgers, Bay To Red Sox
3:39pm: Bob Nightengale has the Bucs getting Craig Hansen and Brandon Moss from the Red Sox and Andy LaRoche and Bryan Morris from the Dodgers, correcting what looks like a typo in the Rosenthal report.

3:37pm: Rosenthal has details:

Pirates outfielder Jason Bay is headed to the Red Sox. The Pirates will receive Andy LaRoche and right-hander Bryan Morris from the Dodgers and outfielder Damien Moss and releiver Craig Hansen from the Red Sox.

3:30pm: According to SI.com’s Jon Heyman. Jack Curry agrees.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/07/manny-to-dodger.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If this happens

Ortiz will suddenly not be as good as he has been. He can blame it on an injury, but it’s been Manny behind him that helps him the most. I can’t stand that guy and his bs. Here’s hoping they knock his fat ass down every other at bat so we can watch him pick himself up like rhino on a ski slope.

I’ll take my pill and rest now.

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on Jul 31, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good...get him out of the A.L.

"Everybody looks at the Cubs. Look at the White Sox. They're a pretty good ballclub." - Lou Piniella (6/29/08)

by tailgater on Jul 31, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened to the Rays deal?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I heard that the Rays didn't want to give up Brignac...

so not Jason Bay is headed to the Red Sox to play LF.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened to the Rays deal?

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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuckin hell SBN

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the intertubes are slow

they shouldn’t have indicted ted stevens, now the tubes are a mess

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

that 'Manny To Dodgers, Bay To Red Sox' took 5 minutes to post after hitting 'post'

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my internets seem to be tangled as well.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best news of the day

Twins silent.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

specially given that Carroll rumor

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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They usually are at the deadline.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have loved for the Sox to get Hanrahan...

Oh well.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

did the deadline pass?

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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what deadline?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

colin ignores deadlines

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

All the news usually leaks out an hour or so after the deadline. I’m assuming Kenny couldn’t complete a deal for him.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

waiver deals for relievers are still pretty doable.

it ain’t all over

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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i'm pretty optimistic something will come up

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah who knows hopefully a waiver deal comes around or some completely unannounced trade comes in

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm assuming the Sox...

make some sort of roster move today. As much as carrying twelve pitchers is needless, the Sox seem committed to the notion.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 31, 2008 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yah i did some speculating on that

my guess is send wise down and bring up russell

by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seems probable to me

BA is right handed and we need his defense.

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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Wise will be sent down...

but I wouldn’t be surprised if they call up MacDougal. He has actually had a few good outings in a row.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My sanity needs The Arsonist back on this team like

Joe Crede needs a dropkick to the lower spine.

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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am out of my GD mind today on meds

yet recognize tremendous wit and insight when I (blearily) see it. However, I must interject 2 things:

1. Cheat, where is the obit for Chicago Pete? It’s Thursday. You promised.
2. Speaking of CP, no one has mentioned the obvious reason for the KGJ trade (as Pete, God rest His soul, would surely have said) is to PUMP UP THE GATE! When he hits his 600th dinger sirens will shriek, rainbows will appear without rain, birds will…(What? He’s already hit his 600th?)

Never mind.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 4:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Besides the quote from the press release...

has there been any word from Kenny or Ozzie yet? I’d like to have something from the ‘horses mouth’ to go on other than the mindless “talk radio” speculation on the extent of Griffey’s role.

by CWSKeith on Jul 31, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In other news...

I don’t know if anyone cares, but the A’s activated Frank Thomas from the DL today. I’m still rooting for the big man.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 31, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey dickbombs, I wrote something else.

You Lucky So and So!

this thread is kaput anyway. takes ages to load a comment.

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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 4:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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