Game 108: White Sox (60-46) @ Twins (59-48)
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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Chicago White Sox at Minnesota Twins, Jul 31, 2008 7:10 PM CDT
John Danks (LHP) vs. Scott Baker (RHP)
Time: 7:10 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
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sox lineup
OC, ss; AJ, c; Q, lf; JD, rf; Thome, dh; Ram, 2b; Swish, 1b; Fields, 3b; Wise, cf
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Konerko adjusting to his new position?
Left of Harold, right of Herm.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 31, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way. he'll be pushing it in the indoor cage all night.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the floor of the cage is about to take a pounding.
Note to self: Invest heavily in stadium foundation futures in the Minneapolis, MN region.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 31, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that dump is on its way to destruction anyway. in typical eeyore fashion, he'll be doing the 'sotans a favor.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, he'll be in the lockerroom sulking
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh there is a game today?
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!!! No Redmond again!
Those fools. We’ve got ‘em now.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 31, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck griffey
i want to talk about the game tonight.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I see Konerko is getting used to his dugout position a day early
Should be some nice defense behind Danks today, let’s get the split against these worthless hacks who by some sort of Satanic ritual are in 2nd place.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
colin
preview on scott baker? i have him, and also thome, swish, and q in the line-up. should i pull baker out? i don’t want bet against my boys…
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i have been kinda busy with the Griffey thing
ummm, how much time you got for fantasy? i haven’t checked anything about baker yet.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
baker is doing well recently
and his home/road split is favorable for tonight. but this is fantasy, and now i feel like SSH2005. fuck baker, i’m pulling him out.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a whole lot of time for fantasy this year
and i have 6 sox players on my roster (q, thome, swish, big boy, dotel, thorndog), so you can tell, i’m not really in it to win.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quickie Hupgood:
Basically, his command is immaculate and he mixes in his change in early fastball counts in order to get to better counts. If you pick either out and it doesn’t go foul, you hammer the shit out of it. If not, he’s got an average slider that plays up because of his immaculate command. He’s tough, but he can certainly be made to have miserable outings by patience and good fastball hitting. That ISO score for his fastball is as big as I’ve seen to same-side hitters.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STANCHAR, WHEREVER YOU ARE
when you’re doing your reverse magic shit tonight, how about working it in so the pitching only gives up a couple of runs. none of this sox lose 8-4 bull.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stanchar wasn't using it last night (i think)
and the sox won. so my advice would be for him to keep the fuck out of it tonight.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He predicted a Twins win 8-4 yesterday....
I’d say he was hard at work.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he sure was.
Final score tonight….
Twins 8 Sox 4
by stanchar on Jul 30, 2008 6:49 PM CDT
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn yo
retract my previous post. damn.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'll love Manny here in L.A.....
...It’s a town of crybabies and whores.
by RoyEgan on Jul 31, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They'll love Texeira here in O.C....
it’s a…..... ah, i got nothin
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Jul 31, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I heard
That Griffey wanted to get as quick as possible, and start the game tonight? Damn, I was all pumped up for the game tonight to see Griffey, now I get to miss his debut while Im at work tomorrow.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Jul 31, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Your life is a pile of shit, joe
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
illness has done wonders for your spelling.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you. Who are you, again?
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the ghost of kenwo past, present, and future. you're fucked.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was sicker than usual?
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you were whining, it was responded to sarcastically. SSS style!
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasnt whining
It was dissapointing because I will miss his debut for us.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Jul 31, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just messing with you, man
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oy, what a pos you are.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey! Apologize to Uncle WU!
sassy foul-mouthed kids.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(sheepishly)
Sorry, Uncle WU.
(under breath)
Ya opos!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just got back from St Louis, had 5hours to think about Jr.
I read Colin’s thread, won’t try to wade through the others. My take is that KW basically did a PR move more than actually help the team.
I don’t WANT to see JR in CF or the corners. If he can’t outright replace Paulie at first, I’m just not seeing the point.
Only reason I mention this is so not be called a second-guesser later. I’ll be happy to eat crow if he contributes into October.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You don't like the 1B platoon concept?
Konerko has historically murdered lefties (though admittedly he has sucked against them this year—sample size hopefully) and Griffey remains good against righties. Seems kinda good to me, actually. Assuming they actually employ it, of course.
by The Actual El Guapo on Jul 31, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and assuming griffey is closer to konerko at first than timoniel.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Takes another old fuck to be curmudgeony
I was (slightly) joking about the PR thing – though maybe part of it is only a Future HOF’er could possibly replace The Captain – but still have a tough time thinking he’s not going to get hurt in CF. I might understand spelling Thomer at DH and hitting against righties while playing 1B. Don’t we have enough guys who are hitting .245, 14 HR, 45 RBI’s with no speed and little D?
If his head is on straight he’s an upgrade over PK. I’d still rather have BA in CF and Swish at 1B, unless Swish is not going to come out of his unlucky hitting.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if his head is on straight
i’m pretty sure ozzie is going to be on the motherfucker, you feel. if they’re benching konerko, be sure ozzie isn’t going to have any of jr’s pouting.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right - I meant that someone who doesn't have his head up his ass (Jr.)
is an upgrade over someone who does (PK).
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
i’m just saying to the folks out in SSS land concerned about jr’s behavior, relax, ozzie’s on the motherfucker.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a 1B platoon works fine for me!
no outfield, and I’m happy.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
about PR
i trust that KW knows that winning (the division, playoffs) ultimately is going to fill the seats and bring more respect to the sox organization that having hof-bound players on the decline on the roster, but sure having griffey will probably sell few more seats in the short term.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Contreras back next week
Probably. Crede will start rehab tomorrow.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The pieces are falling into place....
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2nd or 3rd?
regards,
ssh2005
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like how you keep stealing hoodlight's closing in these mock letters.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how wannstedtian ;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That hurt. Ouch.
I think DW is more reviled than any coach in Chicago history, yes?
(Maybe another FanShot…)
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon
more than terry bevington?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More Bears fans than Sox fans
%-wise, you have a point. Gross numbers, Wanny in a mudslide.
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Jul 31, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a bit dramatic perhaps
but it was a crime that he (wanny) remained coach for so long.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have a feeling the same crime will be committed re: lovely.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you really think lovey is as bad as wanny??
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and fuck what the writers think ;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, but it will be a crime he was allowed to maintain the head coaching job for as long as he will.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
true dat
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His bullpen session was described as A+
Of course no one hits in them!
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually,
A++, you forgot a plus.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Jul 31, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. Against the Red Sox
Should be a slaughter.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Jul 31, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just hoping this mess clears up before playoffs
*If in playoffs.
Griffey Jr is a PR move but right now, any move that means benching PK is a good move.
So with that said, great trade!
by Option27 on Jul 31, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'll be at lollapolooza this weekend
so I won’t get to see Junior’s debut.
by shaftr on Jul 31, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Im jealous
My best friends, Bloc Party are gonna play.
Was just with them all week here in LA.
I wanna go so bad but I messed up and went to wackass Pitchfork instead
by Option27 on Jul 31, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your best friends are bunch of wankers yo
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate their music
But they’re some of the nicest boys alive.
If you ever met em, you would agree
by Option27 on Jul 31, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and out of curiosity, are all of the members your best friends? this reeks of careless name dropping. ;-)
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude
like i’m best friends with yo mama, don’t worry its strictly platonic
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, at first i thought you said yo yo ma. that would mean we had the same best friend. but since you said something else, you are a wanker.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that makes me think of Kramer
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt and Kele
And the interim bassist, Daniel
Name dropping like the bitch I am
by Option27 on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather
have an infected root canal than listen to that rubbish
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be there too, Shaft
look for the stoned kid in a Che Alexei t-shirt. Only tomorrow though… can’t wait to see Radiohead and Jack White’s awesomeness.
by CWSKeith on Jul 31, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raconteurs just jam out
it is awesome, saw them at coachella
unfortunately I’m missing out on Lolla, going for All Points West instead, gonna visit my roommate in Jersey and go for that festival in NYC. Though Radiohead is playing there twice, which is nice.
Rage also unblievable, saw them at Vegoose, second row…I’ve never been so wet outside a body of water or a bathtub
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hello! all my pals from the US
let’s get the split tonight
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome, our British mate!
Please, do tell what the streets of London are saying about Griffey!
One split, coming right up.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you refer to him as british just to piss your dad off, don't you?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
simmer.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he not a citizen of the former Great Britain?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to fall out
with anyone on here, I just got pissed off with being accused of telling lies
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
relax
people are just fooling with you
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's such an evil child
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bred by the finest!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the drums are saying
nice trade, as long he doesn’t play in center field
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Patience isnt a word OC is familiar with.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny Traded
Pittsburgh made out pretty good.
by Seymizzle on Jul 31, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You dont say?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
paulie still will hit into 2 DPs tonight
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the top of the order clearly energized by the news o' the day.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Danks is excited about Griffey!!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
twins announcers saying griffey in center
doesn’t make sense.
by shaftr on Jul 31, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what? where?
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
that he’ll be playing in center (once he joins the team)
by shaftr on Jul 31, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was me being stupid
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I just hear Kenny W saying that KGJ will play center???
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jul 31, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...I mean...wow.
I missed that part of the thread if it’s been on here earlier.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jul 31, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The optimist in me
says that the Griffey in CF experiment won’t last long.
(Please?)
by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure
I mean the ‘mackowiak CF experiment’ was abandoned at once
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a shame we only got one album out of those guys.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
prog rock sucks
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All Blind Faith-likenshit.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no doubt. as in, yes, not as in that gwen stefani shit.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oy. My mind wouldn't have even gone there.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They obviously haven't gotten Colin's email yet.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he'll send it when he wakes up
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Jul 31, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always wonder
how baseball history would have changed had the Twins taken Prior instead of Mauer. Obvs impossible to say, but it open up a world of potential stories
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
deep thoughts by jack handy
;-)
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
walking people doesn't help
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lucky. clearly morneau should have been pitched around and/or intentionally walked there.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even though the bases weren't loaded
still a good idea
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kenwo approves of that strategy
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think the twat comment kicked him into gear
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you very much
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so who caught the pre-game kw interview where he explained that griffey would play cf and dh?
and that cf is the easiest of position to play.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
easiest reads. not to mention he won't have to worry about covering too much ground with the gazelles in right and left.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did!
I love how he said, “Trust me, centerfield is easier. I know it sounds weird.”
by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does kdub have a gold glove to speak of?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
10
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was asking for KW
not KGJ
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah omit
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wasn't calling you out, just so y'know
just incase people read that an got confused
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not very efficient inning with the walk
but its nice to see the twins NOT scoring with RISP and two outs
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On the Thome sign commercial
How did the girl to the left of the sign end up with the ball when it went through the top right side of the paper?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You do realize
that they’re sitting first row in the closeups, but 15th (or so) in the wide shots, right?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 31, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rewinding....
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There you go.
I never watched that closely, and assumed they were behind the patio.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in the mean time
the nice old guy that caught the ball gave it to the little girl
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i assumed that there was an implied bounce or better yet 'carom' to her.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice at-bat by jd!
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hawks phones be bustin up
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone have any thoughts on junior batting second?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you serious
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, apparently the Sox are competing against the Cubs this year as well.
Funny, I don’t see them on the schedule anywhere.
by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Season is over if we don't win tonight.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jul 31, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're determined to make Jermaine slower.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two great at-bats right there
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 31, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I AM AFRAID THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stretch...FOR THE SAKE OF SYMMETRYYYYYYYYY
YES!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good thing i took out baker ;0
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think Thome felt bad
for having Dye run back and forth on 3-2 counts, so he decided to let him trot in.
by shaftr on Jul 31, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was bummed to visit the Thome generator the other day and find it was not working.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Now* somebody tells me.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry. You might wanna check on Ocab while you're in there.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well no one reads your blog! Remember?
by Craig Grebeck on Jul 31, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My existence = unjustified
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
according to gamecast, 10 fastballs in a row to thome 89-92
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Colin
You mentioned that Baker can be had through patience and good fastball hitting. I say this qualifies, no?
by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fail
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wide strike zone?
I thought the stike to Swish and that last stirke to Fields were balls…am I right or wrong on those?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I had a Sox t shirt on tonight
and 3 women kissed me, it’s hard not only being so good looking but also having a magnetic personality
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't you guys always kiss each other to say hello?
You are omitting the 3 guys who kissed you from the story.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
we are not a Catholic country, like yours a bit
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know. I'm just playin'. I'm not that ignant.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
men don't kiss each other
in England, they just go for the vigorous anal sex
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thought so.
Lord knows you don’t want to put anything near them teeth!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do they brush?
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my teeth are perfect
as i have said many times before on here
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's nothing wrong with being catholic
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go on girl!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That really depends on your interpretation of wrong.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I say that about any and all faiths/mythologies....
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know our priests are sexually deviant
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
deviant is such a strong word. curious maybe? or starved?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you, a lawyer?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for the last time, it's liar.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah starved. a life of purity
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, nobody's claiming purity is all that fun.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it sure isn't
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i imagine it must be sobering.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have no recollection of what you've said happened
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ham and swiss on rye. hold the mayo.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where are we?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly where we are.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm lost father
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll take a reuben. and a bag of chips.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
use the force.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
helps to have a big family as well, right?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's thrown more than 30 pitches this inning
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thome and jr: buddy comedy
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i would rather aj and than mauer
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Because fuck high average and obp!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck high average
obp, you’re on your own buster
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well apparently you'd rather have a catcher who walks as much as FDR
over the guy who walks significantly more than he Ks.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
clearly
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
;D
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rather have
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey! Dayn Perry doesn't like the Griffey trade, whadya know!
by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ewww!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its like if paul sullivan was uglier
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's hope Danks and Coop
are taking notes.
by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It’s the second GD inning, Hawk.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what did the hick say this time?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to me the thing about it is you have to choose your battles, and he has never seen a bad call he didn't want to dwell on.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not when you have free reign over the mike all night, you don't.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
apologies. i'm as high as darrin jackson.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like what Poz said about the Royals' crew:
But only that night. Look, after a while … hey, enough already. When you constantly complain about umpires, you begin to sound petty and delusional. What happens is you first complain about a bad call, but then you start to see ghosts and shadows and Jorge Orta’s around every corner, and you start whining about VERY close calls, ones that could go either way, ones the umpire might have gotten right, and then you cross over and complain about correct calls. And that’s when you start to sound like a big ol’ loser. That’s why it drives me nuts. I say this for a reason: I’ve noticed lately that my very good buddy Ryan Lefebvre, who I believe is an excellent announcer and a wonderful guy, has been moaning way too much about umpiring lately; he’s definitely creeping into that dangerous territory where you start ripping umpires for making good calls. Wednesday’s game ended when Mike Aviles was called out on a check swing, and Ryan who had been ripping the umpires for four or five innings gave a big old, frustrated "Well, why not?" The replay showed that Aviles had DEFINITELY swung, it wasn’t close, and it was correctly called out, but it was too late to say, "OK, hey, I apologize, I went overboard, the umpire was right." Anyway, the next time I see him I will advise him as a friend to just stop the whole umpire thing. It sounds amateurish to me.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
danks has a studly kk/bb in july
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PK traded for this guy
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by RoyEgan on Jul 31, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is that shermanesque??
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
one-out double. get with it, hawk.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way
douglas had way better court vision
by Illini0509 on Jul 31, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do they drink and drive a lot
in Minnesota, every time I see the backdrop on MLB TV it’s about drink driving. I hate drink drivers.
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
its almost as bad a drunk driving and drunk drivers.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only present tense.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
clearly.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And probably no more there (MN) than anyone else.
Hopefully nobody will claim to “like” drunk drivers.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my best pal
got killed by a drunk driver, the cunt got a a 6 month driving ban and a £250 fine. hardly a day goes by when I don’t think about it
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is horrible.
If she’s a decent person, she thinks about it every day too.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually played a SB game with a guy that was on the Israeli National team
I started for Division III in college, and he was about as good as me, maybe a bit worse, so Israeli must really suck at baseball.
by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good to see the fucking twins come back to earth with RISP tonight
Knock on wood.
by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OC singles
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OrCa singles
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like oc better
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
losing your favorite tv show because of thoughtless tv execs is a fact of life. keeping the memory alive is priceless.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was playing in anaheim yo
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and i started listening to bright eyes because of the oc
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not chicago tough
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OrcCab singles. who's next?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OrlCab. sorry.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks ed
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk on his knees for Mauer...
Look how tall he is!
by Craig Grebeck on Jul 31, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn A,J.
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
word.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
very hard single
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
asshole call
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
easy hawk.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a younger bette version
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
player's gotta adjust
he’s at least been consistently call it wide
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
strike zone is a little wide tonight, nuff said
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as long as it's boatways, it's aight.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
boatways what's that
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this game just has the feel
of a very easy Sox victory
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh. Can we get Stan to comment on this?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Jul 31, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a british comment is like the opposite of an american comment, right? seems like we're ok.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
english yo, english
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
english
not British
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't realise there's a difference?
by Illini0509 on Jul 31, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
iseewhatyoudidthere
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
get fucked
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh ok sorry!!
Britain, is england scotland, wales and northern Ireland. 3 countries and one that is a kind of one.
So, I am english, you know the ones who gave you the language that you speak
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I understand
I didn’t realize that the English take offense to being referred to as British, but noted for the future.
by Illini0509 on Jul 31, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thome sucks
his career is clearly over
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no doubt. no unclutch second-inning homer gets him off the hook for that fial.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you check out his monthly splits
dude has been a stud for the last two months
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sarcasm detector on the fritz? he's top 15 in al in ops even with slumpy may included.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know
relative to other players, he wasn’t performing poorly, but he’s playing really well the last two months, no?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and i wasn't one of them motherfuckers back then calling for his head
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you must confuse me with ssh
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not at all. i was adding to your sarcastic comment. i know who was calling for his head.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RIP ;-(
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
word.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in may he was. and it's all about relativity.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2nd inning? what a waste...
not to mention there were no outs
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, ESPN guy just said that
“no offense to Nick Swisher, but Griffey is a slight upgrade in CF”
The Fuck?
by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Steve Phillips?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hispanic looking guy, relatively new
Although yea, it’s something Philips would totally say.
by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BBT
has really taken a hit, I loved the HR era
by Illini0509 on Jul 31, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the phillips
mock press conferences were the absolute worst
by Illini0509 on Jul 31, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
specially destrada, at least viña dasnt sound like he dropped out of the 8th grade.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dasnt=doesnt
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or the irony in that
it’s like calling someone else out on a typo and making one yourself :)
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a dumbass
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a lesson-learned there somewhere.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No offense to relatively new Hispanic looking guy,
But Harold Reynolds is a slight upgrade at BBTN.
by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game 108: Gamethread #2
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/31/584167/game-108-gamethread-2
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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