The Griffey Deal
Your dearly beloved contributing author assumes you've already read this and this from Sox Machine and Life In the Cell respectively. If you haven't, stop sucking at life.
What Did We Get?
A left handed platoon bat. The interesting stuff isn't in proving he can't handle LHP anymore. That's known. So what else is there? For one, there's BP's weighted mean projection against RHP:
And, of course, I checked out the pitch f/x data. A fun little spreadsheet can be found here. The critical thing to note is that the tool data only runs up until May 28. To see how he did during this stretch, I checked out baseball musings. Bottom line: .280/.364/.417. From the pitch f/x data, we see the same. Aside from struggling with changeups (he'll fit right in!), he took walks and RHP generally did their best to pitch around him. The biggest problem was the lack of power. He's rebounded pretty well. Since May 29, he's posted a .245/.386/.509 line against RHP. He rarely whiffed on fastballs, which leads me to believe it was just a rough patch power wise. No peripherals were out of place. In other words, the BP projection looks good.
What Did We Lose?
Choose Your Own GOB related caption!
- We lost more than we'll never know.
- TAKE THIS PILL AND LOVE US AGAIN.
- Oh I see what you did there.
Brandon McCarthy proves to be the gift that keeps on giving. Thanks to Brandon and Aaron Cunningham, we had enough "prospects" to make this deal happen. Gone forever from our waking Sox lives are Nick Magic and Danny Richar. The former is a demi-god around these parts. His random good starts will be missed. His relief skills will not. In summary:
Crime:Our Chances To Win::The Bat Signal:Nick Masset
As for Danny Richar, I had pretty much given up on his chances of being very good or even average. He had some pop, decent wheels but for the life of him could not hit enough line drives to bring those secondary skills into play. Add to that a relatively meh defensive reputation and he might have found himself labeled The Second Best Second Baseman In Charlotte if someone had cared enough to do so. Chris Getz is less toolsy, but he can actually hit. Gimme some of that!
The Million Dollar Question
Where's Griffey going to play? Eventually, it should and must be first base. He does nothing well in the field at this point, serving as a serious hindrance even in right. A possible alternative would be to move Quentin to RF. Q has the arm and the range for it. As long as his instincts and ball-routes don't impede his natural talents, this probably works for me. But seriously, Mr. Junior Sir, why the hell do you care where you're playing? This is the best team you've been on in a long time and you're back in the Real League. You win this side of things, the whole "World Series" bit comes a lot easier.
Whatever the case, this is imminently solvable. If any of the parties in question care about winning more than they care about anything else, Griffey will end up where he should. The responses I've seen so far to the trade have been a little baffling and a little shrill. Let's keep in mind who we're dealing with. This is the Kenny and Ozzie show. For all the circus feel of the place, the one thing that neither them will put up with is insurrection from the proletariat. Jon Rauch? Sean Tracey? Hell, Frank Effin' Thomas lost out to Kenny and Ozzie. You perform, however defined by those two, or you're gone.
So Is This A Good Trade?
Hells yes.
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The real KW
must be thrilled with the demotion of PK
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Jul 31, 2008 4:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn right. Griffey will not be anywhere near as bad as him
and if he is it is a different person being bad…i was sooooooo sick and tired of seeing that jagoff pop up and throw his bat every single game. He made me sick. Now instead of that I will get to see one of the sweetest swings to ever play the game.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 1, 2008 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hells yes indeed
And for those who may read this that didn’t want to wade through the earlier posts and comments, the Sox also get half of Griffey’s salary and half of his buyout from the Reds
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 4:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fielding Bible has Griffey at -8 in RF so far
Puke. As long as he agrees to play 1B this is a classic low-risk and high reward KW trade.
The fact that the Reds probably asked for Richar and someone else and KW was like “Nick Massett” and the Reds said yes is awesome. I fail to see how Massett had any value, if the Sox had DFA, would any team even have claimed him?
Yep Jeeves, the salary pickup is the kicker, looks like the Reds outbidded themselves on this one.
by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 4:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Loving the trade big time.
Masset gone really is addition by subtraction and Richar really hasnt done anything to prove he can play in the Bigs, at least in the AL.
Like you say, Jr. will find his place and our hitting will hopefully be more consistent.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 4:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For those inclined to compare our offense to the average
past what I found at B-R, check out this post by Kevin Goldstein. The positional averages he came up with are:
POS AB H 2B 3B HR BB SO SB CS AVG OBP SLG
C 541 147 30 1 15 45 83 3 2 .272 .332 .415
1B 586 166 36 2 27 75 109 3 2 .283 .369 .490
2B 606 170 34 4 14 52 90 12 4 .281 .342 .421
3B 600 167 36 3 22 61 106 9 3 .277 .347 .458
SS 612 170 33 5 14 48 93 18 6 .278 .334 .415
LF 597 167 35 4 24 65 110 12 4 .281 .354 .471
CF 604 168 31 6 17 55 101 23 7 .278 .342 .435
RF 597 167 35 3 23 64 108 9 4 .280 .353 .461
That’s pro-rated to 675 PA for regulars and 600 for catchers. I wish I knew how to make that look prettier.
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
re: I wish I knew how to make that look prettier.
POS AB H 2B 3B HR BB SO SB CS AVG OBP SLG C 541 147 30 1 15 45 83 3 2 .272 .332 .415 1B 586 166 36 2 27 75 109 3 2 .283 .369 .490 2B 606 170 34 4 14 52 90 12 4 .281 .342 .421 3B 600 167 36 3 22 61 106 9 3 .277 .347 .458 SS 612 170 33 5 14 48 93 18 6 .278 .334 .415 LF 597 167 35 4 24 65 110 12 4 .281 .354 .471 CF 604 168 31 6 17 55 101 23 7 .278 .342 .435 RF 597 167 35 3 23 64 108 9 4 .280 .353 .461
how to use pre tags? read this: http://www.w3schools.com/TAGS/tag_pre.asp
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by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks wiz
figured you’d step in to correct my ignance.
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
write your post as the 'example' in that page shows
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not the entire post
just the table you want to look pretty!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unrelated note.
Brandon Allen’s line at Birmingham through 55 PA:
.304/.418/.739
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as Griffey's outfield playing is kept to a bare minimum, why the hell not
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice recap
if there are natural doubts or pessimism about the use of griffey, the roots stem from last year, for example putting players on the field that had no right to be there. but your summary puts things into perspective, and as jeeves mentioned above, that the reds are pay half the salary and buyout is another positive.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
follow-up question
was there another left handed platoon bat out there that we could’ve gotten to platoon with PK?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not that i'm aware of
as far as solutions to that issue go, this is prime.
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN if going on about
how he will be in center. Don’t know how accurate that is. Talk about a nightmare! First base sounds better to me.
by Gregatron on Jul 31, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe colintj wanted some info on where Jr. would play from someone with the Sox...
He didnt approve the trade immediately because he was concerned about his ability to play CF. He was assured by White Sox GM Kenny Williams that he’d be playing some RF and doing some DH-ing as well… and that the Sox were confident enough in his ability to get jumps on balls and in his overall instincts that he wouldnt be a detriment in center…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So it sounds like RF, DH, and possibly even some CF.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Jul 31, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Read: Mostly CF
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 31, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the future? all the way to the year 2006?


pic 1: 6/17/06 pic 2: 6/18/06
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by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's wonderful.
Griffey: Are you sure you want this, Kenny? I’m not really able to play center field any more.
Williams: Don’t worry about it, you’ll be fine.
Griffey: All right then. Hey, you’ve got dust on your rose-colored glasses, there.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 31, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it should only cost us a few games before its clear that he cant CF anymore.
Sigh
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they got Griffey's ability to play center field...
in exchange for Masset’s 97 mph fastball.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jul 31, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
worse than mackowiak yes?
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by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where in the quote did it say he was going to be playing CF?
I take “as well” to mean that he’ll playing in RF and doing some DHing as well.
by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and that the Sox were confident enough in his ability to get jumps on balls and in his overall instincts that he wouldnt be a detriment in center
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer this conversation
Ozzie: Griffayyouscansplayfurs?
Griffey: huh?
Harold Baines: Can you catch the ball Griffey?
Griffey: Yes
Harold Baines: Ok you can play first.
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit, he's got a lifetime 1.000 fielding percentage at first. concerns should be alleviated.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will be completely apparent that I'm wrong after the fact, but here's how I read that:
Kenny: thinking aloud What do I have to say to get Griffey to approve the deal?
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's how I read it too
though it may have been more due to hope. Tough to seprate would I really think and what I want myself to think on that one
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm assuming Kenny is competent.
What else is there? At what point does the burnination from ‘07 stop lingering? Kenny is above average at what he does and so is Ozzie.
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
homer.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i never said kenny was incompetent yo
to the contrary, totally. and ozzie has made strides with managing the offense this year too. with griff, wait and see is how i’m playing this one out.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe i should wait with my proclamations
but i’m tired of being caught up in the worry that Kenny and Ozzie will do something crazy before they even do it. so maybe i’m overreacting, but i trust these guys.
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were wrong to trust Kenny...
I was wondering why you kept acting like it was a fact that Kenny wouldn’t acquire Griffey for CF.
Did you hear Kenny’s comments on playing CF? Yep, he said it is easier than playing the corners. Griffey is starting in CF tomorrow.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 1, 2008 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
From KG:
Chicago White SoxApproximate Post-Season Odds: 3-2
The Big Gun: Non-existent in one of baseball’s weaker systems.
Extra Starters: The Triple-A rotation is filled with mediocre strike throwers, which is why you’ve seen Clayton Richard summoned from Double-A ahead of them, as Lance Broadway, Jack Egbert, and Wes Whisler are all command-and-control types. If the need arises, Egbert is likely first in line.
September Fortifications: Josh Fields will likely be back, but his performance at Triple-A (.248/.325/.450) hasn’t exactly earned him the call. Former Pirate prospect Brad Eldred has a .607 slugging percentage thanks to 28 home runs in 305 at-bats, and could be an all-or-nothing bench bat. Chris Getz is a lefty bat with on-base skills, can fill in at five positions, and could get an audition for a big-league gig next year.
The Long Shot: Their 2007 first-round pick, Aaron Poreda, is already in the Double-A rotation, and scouts still think the six-foot-six lefty with plus-plus velocity (but little else) could dominate out of the bullpen.
Von hier
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My feeling is Poreda is definitely in the bullpen by September at the latest
and possibly now if the Sox want him. He could be the long man at first until he proves himself ready for higher leverage. Without a good secondary offering, he doesn’t profile better than the seventh, imo. He doesn’t have Thornton’s velo or slider…yet.
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He will be...
Boone Logan has reverted into garbage.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Aug 1, 2008 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry chuckles
:p
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by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
KW on comcast now
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
After blasting George Offerman, “Its obvious George the way you couched the question, you dont approve.” lol
He talked about several things.
Does sound like Griffrey plays most of his time in CF. KW said the team will rely on Griffrey to tell them how comfortable he feels there and if he can go health wise.
The deal was definitely made with with depth in mind according to him. Thome has a minor groin injury, that might get worse and Dye and Swish will get extra time off.
PK is definitely losing at bats, “Ozzie and I talked we hoped he’d come around and we have given time but its now August.”
The demands for relief pitching was outrageous. He just couldn’t do it.
Definitely looking at one of the lefties at joining the bullpen, even if it means 3 left handers.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes! Ozzie and KW believed in my "give him till august to show something" plan!
JK, but I’m glad they realize that they gave him enough time, and he showed nothing, so tell him thanks but no thanks and get ready for next year.
by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched it...
and first let me say… now I know why I never watch anything remotely mainstream when it comes to sports. Cripes—“sports talk” on CSN or ESPN is such a clusterfuck.
Anyways, Offman (sp?) asked the only worthwhile question (where he’s gonna play). To colin’s chagrin (well, to all of ours, really), it looks like Griffey is going to see some time in CF. How much in sort of uncertain. Kenny said they’re gonna rely on Griffey when it comes to how comfortable he feels playing out there. Overall, though, Kenny made it sound like this is (moreso than anything else) an uber-depth move. With that he mentioned that Thome is currently playing with a bit of a strained groin. Basically it allows the Sox to rest the heart of their order a bit more often.
by CWSKeith on Jul 31, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and...
damn—Tdogg beats me to the punch.
The one thing that wasn’t mentioned was Griffey or Dye seeing some time at first-base.
by CWSKeith on Jul 31, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question:
Will Griffey be in the lineup tonight?
"Stay thirsty my friends."
by oahu420 on Jul 31, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
from other speculation on SSS:
no. KC tomorrow will be his first time suiting up for us.
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either way, lineups should be in soon.
We’ll know soon enough.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Jul 31, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm anxious
"Stay thirsty my friends."
by oahu420 on Jul 31, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
take it easy
it’s not like we got eva longoria
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by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that walk to Thome last nite to get to Konerko made this deal.
by SoxfaninAZ on Jul 31, 2008 5:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Ozzie's love of L-R symmetry got his done
Cabrera
Pierzynski
Quentin
Thome
Dye
Griffey
Alexei
Swisher
Fields
ta da!
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...that's a damn good lineup.
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about when Crede comes back?
Bat him ninth?
"Stay thirsty my friends."
by oahu420 on Jul 31, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for the love of symmetry yes!
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stretch...for the love of symmetryyyyyyyyyyyyyy,
yyyyes!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
put symmetry on the board!
yyyyyes!
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Invent time machine, transport Thome and Griffey to career best years next on KW's agenda
Pitching wouldn’t even matter in that case.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very true. Real nice lineup. This upcoming offseason should be very interesting.
by SoxfaninAZ on Jul 31, 2008 5:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
which will hopefully make up for the atrocious defensive outfield
if in fact Griffey is in CF
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick Magic got himself a new gig
Found his way to Sesame Street
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
swisher gives up dirty 30 and opts to become the chosen 1.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whaaa?
THE NEW ONE DOG?!
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*The New one dawg
he’s got his image to maintain
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i forgot how tOSU graduates spell the word "dog"
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, i didn't realize Swish went to tOSU
that’s a bit of a downer
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah no kidding
he’s all pluses…and then there’s that.
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the only school that i disapprove of is notre dame.
but i hate just about everything about that fucking clown dome.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont ever compare swisher to lance johnson again
until he actually proves he should be more than a bench player
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 1, 2008 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, swisher's career numbers clearly indicate his best use is off the bench.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd still love to see how Dye would do at first base. then you'd have even more options.
by SoxfaninAZ on Jul 31, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's played there before.
I’m sure he can again.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sick!
That means he can back up SS as well!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but can he catch? juan can!
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by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to see how Griffey would do at first base. then you wouldn't have such crappy outfield defense.
read the whole thing you stroke artist - kenwo4life
by rhythm on Jul 31, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say that because KW did what he could to help this team for this year.
But come next year he’s gonna have a few too many DH’ers on this club.
by SoxfaninAZ on Jul 31, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Griffey is going to get bought out
he’s a FA next season.
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffrey is gone next year and worry about next year in the offseason
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by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you think will happen with Konerko?
by SoxfaninAZ on Jul 31, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he'll get fixed and play 1st next year
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
most dogs get sulky after getting fixed. konerko's going to go oppo, eh?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that drug regimen is keeping your mind overly limber
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, after house bill 5843 is enacted, the good stuff can't be far behind!
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i suppose this could be mental blassitis, but BP sees him playing effectively in the league for a few more years
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He still will contribute as the season goes on
But needs to work on getting right for next year.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Jul 31, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does anyone remember what Ozzie's email is?
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by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SSS backed campaign
flood his inbox suggesting he plays Griff at first
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Jul 31, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
email the first sent.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
highly unlikely now
deadline and whatnot, and yes I know waivers is still an option
by lod773 on Jul 31, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think if I were him i would'nt mind a change of scenery.
by SoxfaninAZ on Jul 31, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not. happening.
release your hold on the possibility of that notion. it’s zero.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Found it!
to: ozzieguillen13@hotmail.com
“Dear Ozzie,
We at Southsidesox.com congratulate Kenny on this deal. We didn’t lose anyone that can help us a lot now and got a future HOFer. That’s win-win. But for the love of all that is good and holy, do NOT let Griffey play CF. Every defensive metric I’ve checked out and every scout’s opinion I’ve read has said he’s done playing center. Not only that, but the consensus is that he’s worse than JD in right. So unless the plan is to put Griffey in left with Q in right and JD at first, please stick Griffey primarily at first. He may have an ego and you may respect what he’s done, but the fact is that we want to win now. Knowing you, you’re not going to let a prima donna attitude get in the way of the team, but remember that the scouts and stats agree too: he’s not a good outfielder.
In the very least, remember that The Cell has a relatively small outfield so you can get away with him in the outfield more easily than you would in, say, Comerica. Anytime we play in a big outfield, Griffey is going to cost us extra bases.
I’m sure you know all this and I am pretty sure you guys are going to do the right thing, but I’d hate to see things go to shit now when they’ve gone so well so far. Later man.
-colin”
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie to Colin: DROP DEAD
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like this
DEAR SHITFORBRAIN
I PLAYD DIS GAYME! YOU U DON TELL ME OW TODODILINUHP. I SUPRIZED U CAN GET TV RECEPTN IN YOUR MA’S BASEMENT.
HUGS AND KISSES,
OG
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA!
wrecked.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colin, can you also email the white sox c/o Kdub
and congratulate him actually getting something for nick magic?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if i had kenny's email, i would
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
KenWo4Life@aol.com
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shortly thereafter, i'd ask him for a job
and then ask if the sox would pay for grad school so i could become a stat freak and business graduate and then become rick hahn’s right hand man and then get myself the GM job 15 years from now.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does anyone know how to work this thing?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 31, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey's coming to the Sox
is really a good move for him at this stage of his career. Not only a chance for a ring. But he comes to a hitters park and to the A.L. Prolongs his career as a DH, which helps him pursue 700 hr’s.
by SoxfaninAZ on Jul 31, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully the Sox get a nice little financial boost from curious Griffey Fans
by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they will
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There have to be idiots out there oblivious to the past 7 years of Griffey's career
OMG WE GOT KEN GRIFFEY JR I PLAYED HIS VIDEO GAME ON SNES ALL THE TIME YAAAAARGH
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in their defense
that was a great game
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by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one though
The one with the cool funky music playing through the whole game and the fake players because it wasn’t officially licensed? There was another legit Griffey game, but it was terrible.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AccuScore: Griffey increases Sox' playoff chances
The computer whizzes at AccuScore, after thousands of simulated computer games with and without Ken Griffey Jr., have determined that the acquisition of Griffey increases the Sox’ chances of making the playoffs.http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1085195,accu073108.article“If the White Sox make Ken Griffey Jr. a regular starter, the question is do the benefits (offense) outweigh the costs (outfield defense)?” AccuScore analyst Stephen Oh said. “To answer this question AccuScore simulated the White Sox against top competitors in the American League, including the Twins, Red Sox, Angels, Rays and Yankees. Thousands of simulations were run for each of the games, one set with Griffey on the White Sox and one set without.
“On average, Griffey improved the White Sox single game winning percentage by +0.8 percent. This does not sound like much on a per game basis but extrapolated over the remainder of the season, it helps the White Sox’ total playoff chances. Their odds of winning the division increased by 3.5 percent and making the playoffs by 4.5 percent.”
AccuScore calculated the Sox have a 63 percent chance of making the playoffs, a 7.7 chance of winning the pennant and a 4.8 chance of winning the World Series.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lookout landing
-the White Sox traded for Ken Griffey Jr. with the intention of making him a regular outfielder. Oh my god I can hardly fathom this level of stupid.http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/31/584032/so-to-summarize-these-last
-the Reds, in turn, were smart.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Joel Hanrahan and John Lannan
There were reports that the Nationals were going to trade pitchers Joel Hanrahan and John Lannan to the White Sox for first baseman Nick Swisher, but Bowden said such talks never took place.http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080731&content_id=3230988&vkey=trade2008&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb“I never had a discussion with the White Sox regarding John Lannan and Joel Hanrahan,” Bowden said. “[White Sox general manager] Kenny Williams sent me an e-mail and it said, ‘I heard I’m getting Lannan. Can you fill me in on what I gave up?’ There is no truth to any of it.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hawk's words of wisdom
Chicago White Sox broadcaster Ken “Hawk” Harrelson, who was general manager of the team for one season, said the Sox haven’t played to their potential this season.http://www.twincities.com/ci_10049931“We haven’t got close to playing like we can, and if we play like we can, we’re tough,” Harrelson said. “I’ll tell you what, though, Minnesota is a good ballclub, and this is going to be interesting. Whoever gets the best work out of the bullpen down the stretch is going to win this division. We’re good in the bullpen if we’re healthy.”
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swisher to give up number for Griffey
Nick Swisher’s “Dirty 30” club officially changed names but not locales as of Thursday evening.http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080731&content_id=3233821&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cwsWith the arrival of Ken Griffey Jr. from Cincinnati in a somewhat stunning trade finalized hours before the non-waiver Trade Deadline, Swisher offered to give up his jersey No. 30 to the future Hall of Famer and take the No. 1 instead.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KW
“When I talked to Junior he said, he was very honest and that’s what we want from our players. He said, ‘I’ve got to tell you, I don’t know that you’re going to see the guy from Seattle,’” said Williams, who added how the trade basically started to take shape on Wednesday. “I said, ‘We’re not looking for that guy from Seattle. What we’re looking for is for you to use your instincts.’http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080731&content_id=3230579&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws“Center field is actually the easiest of the outfield positions to play from a health perspective. I know that doesn’t sound right because you’ve got to go a lot of left and right, but trust me, it’s a little easier to play center field.
“[Instinctively], we feel he’s going to give us at least what we were getting out there,” Williams added. “Remember, we didn’t have the prototypical guy out there in the first place. Swish did a heck of a job, and he’ll continue to get some time out there. But he isn’t the most prototypical guy that you can put out there, and you don’t have to be if you have good baseball instincts.”
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Playing under the final year of a nine-year, $116.5 million deal, the White Sox will pay Griffey the pro-rated minimum for the rest of his 2008 salary and then split his $4 million buyout for 2009 with the Reds. Griffey also has a $16.5 million club option for next season, which the Reds said they did not plan to exercise.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"I’ve got to tell you, I don’t know that you’re going to see the guy from Seattle."
griffey = master of the obvious.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howdy, just dropped by to wish you Sox fabs good luck,
GRiffey is very quiet doesn’t show Much emotion, He has lost about 2 steps in the field
and isn’t as agile as he was even 5 years ago, Extensive running in CF was instrumental is his time on the DL. Since moving ti RF he has ab almost injury free season, He’s great with younger players and always respectful of God and country, He’s done his work wihout steroids, And will be great with the Children in yur Community, You guys are getting a Good leader, a father,this guy realy know how to hit.
A great addition for The Chicago White Sox
Madvijje from Red REporter
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
by Madville on Aug 1, 2008 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for the kind words and analysis
judging by your spelling and capitalization skills, you must be familiar with (or related to) our own winningugly.
Cheers to the both of you!
read the whole thing you stroke artist - kenwo4life
by rhythm on Aug 1, 2008 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL, you POS
regards,
shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.
by winningugly on Aug 1, 2008 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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