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Game 108: Gamethread #2

Thome hits a 2-run HR!

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hows texieria

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

They looked pretty good in '05

Until Don Cooper and his merry band of complete gamers came to town.

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh what fun

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

i honestly think i could do some batting cage sessions with josh fields and make him a better hitter.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

how many?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

“You don’t talk to MM that way.”

with a nod to jim.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome clip

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you know mcgriff took a golden sombrero when he faced kenwo?

or was it took a golden shower on kenwo? i am just so confused tonight.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

colin, did you hide your griffey thread

if not I must’ve clicked something accidentally

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

you fucked up Wiz!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, I do that a lot

looks ok now

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dear John Danks:

Adam Everett is batting.

Thanks,

Joist

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

dear joist

you’re welcome.

john danks

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

ouch memories

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RELY ON A GIMMICKY STAT TO SCORE RUNS TWINS! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS??1

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

that's scary

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Denim vest?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

no. I was referring to the actor, I think he played a character referred to as Denim Vest in Seinfeld.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

o

was the original comment a warriors reference?

by U-God on Jul 31, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you mean the all caps one than yes i believe it was.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

“we’re gonna rain on you warriors!”

by U-God on Jul 31, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah, ok.

I need to watch that again.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was...

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.

Something like that.
;)

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

its serene

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does that count as a traditional "hit and run"?

I always had the sense that that’s more of a “hope he doesn’t strike out!” than an actual “hit and run”

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

what are you saying? jd can't swipe a bag on his own?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well regardless of where Junior plays

it will be nice to see him pass Sosa on the HR list in a Sox uni

by Illini0509 on Jul 31, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Definitely gonna be nice.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure a hit and run is the best thing with Q coming up

And this success will probably make Ozzie go apeshit on it.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

thank god dye wasn't up.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

if you can't beat the piranhas, become them.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're not annoying

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

DJ mentioned something a few minutes ago...

Said the Sox are going to keep Wise up and just go with one less pitcher in the pen.

Make of it what you will.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

if we have griffey whats the point in wise

we aren’t the cubs, we don’t need 20% of our roster being outfielders

by U-God on Jul 31, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's only for a month?

Then in September we can call up all of our marginal AAA pitchers.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

A.J.

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ = team leader in getting thrown out stretching singles

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

least he gets a hit

blecch konerko

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love that about him.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

besides, he's got no chance at the sulking lead.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q F-Bomb

Still, of the pop-up reactions on this team, probably my favorite.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I just hope Fox puts a mike on him

during the ALDS. (Not to jinx the playoff chances…)

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love Q's F bombs on his popups

If he wasn’t so damn good it would be pathetic, but since he’s not, it’s awesome.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

he is awesome. fixed.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

shhh..

don’t give them any ideas

by Illini0509 on Jul 31, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cant have talented players get payed what theyve earned.

Thats not the Twins way.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

it is the right move

for us

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

ughh

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

who?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 31, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

CARLOS FUCKING GOMEZ THATS WHO!!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

no more talking about the twins

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

"Good throw by Swish"

Somewhere, Konerko is grimacing.

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

and i'm laughing

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously

How many throws to second has Konerko fucked up this year? It’s insane!

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

alot ridiculous

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Swish

so assuming Griffey will see some time in CF, how much of a defensive upgrade at 1B is Swish over Konerko? Will that offset the suck in CF a little?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Marginally.

But there’s a reason the premium defensive players play CF, and the Konerkos of the world play first.

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that if Griffey plays CF at the Cell it's not that big of a deal

Especially against RHP, in bigger outfields, or against LHP, it’s a bad move.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

gomez on base

this can’t be good

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

serious lag there

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

fial. try again.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

not anymore he ain't

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 31, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn mauer

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

would you rather have aj or mauer, pierzynskirules?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

aj

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's danks' daddy

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL, I just read that McCain is "proud" of his ad comparing Obama to Britney

Proud? Maybe it’s politically smart, but “proud”? That’s a bit much.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

proud!

that’s rich

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH MAN!!!!!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Our lefties!

They do nothing!

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Goggles?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question.

Always wondered this. When a guy is real fast in baseball, how fast are we talking? I always assumed that it was less fast than a guy considered fast in football or soccer.

Are we talking 4.5?

Also, fuckballs.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

where's ssh??

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

uh oh.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

crap...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Canadien POS.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Canadian even.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is getting out of hand

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

ozzie needs to go out there, smack this kid upside the head

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

bring a bat

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

jesus. why always before i get ready to leave work?

Can I never have peace of mind?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 31, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

who the fuck do you think you are, brad delp?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

google is your friend. i don't want to ruin the surprise.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's not possible

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

take me with you

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

you got a fake?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm legal!!!!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

legal with eagle?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

huh??

(crickets)

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

for realz?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah you're confusing

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

you've never seen the eagle man commercials that end with "be legal with eagle?"

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

she fials!!!!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

uhhh?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

you in brooklyn?

Meet me at the brooklyn tavern in 30 minutes. It’s on Atlantic and Smith

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope, i wish

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think it was the 4th last night.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're cursed when we see the twins :(

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

but the sox have a winning record against them.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah we do, but there's something about them

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

ITA

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe the reason the twins hit so well with risp is because mauer and morneau are the only ones who ever get the opportunity.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

danks done?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

no

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

cats sometimes let mice

get a run, before they kill them

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexei backwards k

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

DJ, unedited:

“The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but…we’re not at home right now.”

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

i think the high is wearing off

usually he’s a bit more comical

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh shut up dj

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

the poor guy can't even provide you with indisputably accurate facts without you giving him a hard time.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anybody have gameday open

and can tell me Danks’ pitch count?

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

93

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

94

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

95

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

through 6 complete!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quality Start

Two in a row!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't jinx it.

He likely will come out for the seventh.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

You just jinxed it by saying jinx.

read the rules.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

to face the top for the 4th time?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

look out josh

for the fastball down the middle.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

fails

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

fields felt bad for baker's k/9 rate.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

she's dead

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

omit

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Ramsey family (well, what's left of it after Pat and Jon Benet's deaths)

Is quite prominent in my hometown of Charlevoix MI. They are actually fairly beloved in my quaint country club republican home. Their most famous public deed? Donating the funds to get the skate park built.

Yea.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

She faked her death to get out of the crazy parental-enforced pageant lifestyle in order to spread the word about proper filtration.

She parts her hair differently now, but it’s her.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

interesting

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

RRRRrrrrrec'd.

LOL

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

who might that be?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Srsly?

Never Ending Story?

Not ringing a bell?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont think this one gets pop culture references.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

uh, yeah.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking Falcor ditched Bastian for some young ass.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

you always gotta go one step too far. fantastic!!!

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

who did he find?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jean Benet.

Why you do insist on failing?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't know

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

jon benet. pay attention.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

3 second memory.

Now what were we talking about?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

jean genet

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Water systems.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck that guy

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

you came out of nowhere

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's that small?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

idk wasn't looking

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jean Genet must've really gotten to him.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

you ever read his shit?

fucking bizarre.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

do tell

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

aren't you an english major?

that’s on you baby.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Jul 31, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

no i'm not sweetheart

biology major, so that’s you

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

hsa

you see what she’s doing?!?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

he started it

i’m going to finish it.

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do.

I’m not sweatin’ it. I know where his heart is.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

The charts, Toonder, the charts.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

youve spent many a cold night alone because of them havent you?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have.

I collect them and weave them into quilts.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that soing to be a baby quilt

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

s and g arent even close.

Big time fail!!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah terrible

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

dear god.

That was horribly not even funny.

And yes I weave quilts. Sew what?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wasn't trying to be funny. i was asking a question

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

soing = going + fail

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

soing = going + fail

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

aww so sweet

i’m getting cavities

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hes not a fan of writers and writing in general.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

lost so many

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

the butler did it!

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

shoot

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Bert's saying [starting] pitchers are getting injured by not throwing enough

quite upset baker was taken out at 100. I don’t follow the logic at all.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Jul 31, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

doesn't throwing too much hurt the arm

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

How dare you

Bringing logic into the argument.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

fial.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

smart huh?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

sain and mazzone would agree

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

leo mazzone thought similarly iirc...had the braves starters throwing more on the side than anybody else in baseball.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

not sure that's what the comment you posted said.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

does fields look lost at the plate?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah puppy lost

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

OC is overdue

for a homer.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

a homer by the general would put us up by 3

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lost in all the Griffey trade talk...

...is the fact that the Twins did not improve (and with Casilla going down, have gotten worse).

When can the Twins bring

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Fail

question was going to be “When can the Twins bring up Liriano and still get that extra year of service time or whatever they are trying to wait for?”

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

if this just could have happened 20 years ago.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks mauer

take as much time as you like.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Did not see that coming.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

That

I did see coming.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

wise, you idiot!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

unwise

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Like it.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

do we put in dotel?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

say what?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is Danks at?

I’d like to see him get some rope here, Sox have no bridge to Jenks right now, let Dotel get the 8th and Jenks the 9th.

by madvillian on Jul 31, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

true dat

ozzie’s been pretty good with him all year, this might be the time to test his mettle

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boo yah!

About time we got one of those calls.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

wha happen?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

they said atwins player bunted at the ball before he was hit

with ball

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

what call?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Span showed bunt, was hit by the pitch in the knee

Pierzynski appealed, and the third-base ump said he didn’t pull it back.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

hbp being overturned to a strike

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

that’s what you get for attempting so many bunts

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Good point.

Bad call, but good point.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrigley field class!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

just like them

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was at the sox-cubs game at wrigley with the garbage-throwing after aj's hr on dempster. it was awesome. i laughed so hard.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

they're turning into cub fans

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

blame garrison keillor.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta love Hawk complimenting the fans

as they’re tossing shit on the field.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

"These are normally good fans. I'm really surprised."

Or something to that effect.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Jul 31, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

IT'S A MAD HOUSE!!!!!!

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

very nice

when you see him, can you tell him that thome delivered today?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

VG VG VG, Larry.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 31, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

ffs, it's hats man

I’ve seen footballers play on when been showered with sharpened coins, bottles and washers

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

what the fuck is going on???

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

ron gardener for hire got ejected and kicked his cap in the air

the fans started throwing caps on the field, i would have laughed, but Ozzie took the team off

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 31, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ozzie was going off on that fan.

Awesome. He just don’t care.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

sell more tvs

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

So much for that call.

And his quality start.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

rhythm = disrupted?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah, thanks minny

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

blurg

i blame this on the fans

by Illini0509 on Jul 31, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

the fans made gameday go berserk. what is happening?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Danks gone.

Thorton warm.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

leadoff walk

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I love the fact that matt thornton replaced matt thornton.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

phew. after jim's so much for his quality start, i thought puta just hit a dinger.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too. My mlb.tv is just a hair behind so when the new comments come up, I hate accidentally seeing what's about to happened.

I was anticipating a homer there too.
I almost cried. Imagine the fans then.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, and the whole tie game and all. That too.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

woulda been minny lead.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

he said earlier gomez has a chance to be the best offensive player in baseball

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Imagine what it feels like to be listening to the Twins broadcasters!?

They are talking about the G-d World fucking Series ….who would you start in game 1?

As though they have even more than tickled the idea of 1st place!

Assholes.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

my ears

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes Thorny!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

suck it

punto

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

fundamental

failure

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Jul 31, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

yep that's how it goes

they choose when they get to bat

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

thornton's wild arm is back!!

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't been paying attention to the order

but I thought if Span reached second we’d be seeing Mauer/Morneau

by Illini0509 on Jul 31, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck!

Wild pitch, span on 2nd

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

lmao

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

because it is

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn why?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

dammit OrCa

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

"then no one does."

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta really get tough now.

Gotta win this one!!!!!

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 31, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

hsa

is there something i don’t know

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

you don't have to bother to ask her, i'll tell you. there's is no describing how much you don't know.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a spokesperson!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

tell

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

grammar fail.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

grammar failS

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

multiple ones, same post

epic

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

multi-tasking. multi-failing.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

might not be ready to be a spokesperson.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing you haven't read in a game thread.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh i'm really lost

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

somebody stop the bleeding

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 31, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hate those

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

please stop being not funny.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

not trying to be funny

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

throw strikes yo

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

nah he'll just hit them with the pitch

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Delmon swung.

But good thing Hawk’s not playing the panic card.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

hawk is laying on his lap you say?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

cuz it's obviously his fault

the sox can’t do anything wrong in his mind

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

And then, just hours after the trade deadline, Kenny Williams considers that maybe he should have considered trading for a pitcher instead.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

uck

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

f

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, saw that one coming

I hate the Twins.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

ron gardenhire 1, ozzie guillen 0?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i hate the twins

with the fury of a thousand suns

by shaftr on Jul 31, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

this game is ovah!!!!!!!!!!!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

NO MORE!!!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Another lonely night for HSA.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not lonely. Just angry.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same thing happened last year Memorial Day weekend,

Gardenhire got thrown out because AJ stepped on Morneau’s foot. The Twins rallied late , won the game and we went into the sewer after that.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 31, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

ahhhh fucksticks....

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Game 108: Gamethread #3

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/31/584205/game-108-gamethread-3

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

cue the charlie brown walk and "christmas time is here".

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

EIPC FIAL

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Rally caps, men.

We’re gonna win this game.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

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