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I have to take a dump after that performance.

brb.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

God we suck in domes...

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Domes=soooo much fial

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck this game!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

EPIC FAIL.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i've always had a thing for this one.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've seen you post that one before.

Mine was original. I was driving and saw that and thought it was hilarious.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you think you're better than us cuz you have a driver's license?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i really feel that fail, you know?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It speaks to me.

On a different level, you know?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except it didn't replicate them at all

Ozzieball has fooled more people than the ending of No Country for Old Men.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PREPARE FOR GLORY

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

lol!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We won because there more lots of images in the 1st thread

Images=success.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and because we begin to write like retards.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a start.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally bitches!!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well look who just came tumbling in here, fresh from the bathroom!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think i hurt the toilets feelings.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

game over. Now Sox 50-50 makes the playoff.

So does the Twins. The bullpen really come back to the earth. The starting pitchers are not strong as in the early season. I have been waiting all day to hear that a reliever or SP is traded here by KW. I really don’t Jr. would make a bigger impact than a solid pitcher down the stretch.

by zj-uic on Jul 31, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i thought last week the sox playoff hopes were 0%? what a difference a mediocre week makes.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

God Bless America.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hawk?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JDDDDDDD!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

JD SAYS NOT YET CHUMS!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

JD!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

J fucking D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOO TWINS CANNOT LOSE LEADS THEY ARE BLESSED WITH THE ELIXIR OF LIFE

JD says fuck your couch.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well now the twins are going to put in nathan

predictable.

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nathan's fucking weak...

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stronger than you think...

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 down, 2 to go.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 31, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you mean fields v. baker-esque entertaining.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

any chance we see konerko in a pinch-hitting role against nathan?

youseewhatididthere?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That didn't look very pretty

One more chance, plz bullpen don’t fuck up any more go team ra ra ra!

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

get a hold of yourself, man!

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

how wise you are

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Jul 31, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am very much looking forward to the uribe/nathan showdown, er, show up.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

boy or girl?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because sox hitters all either have a pitcher's number or their due.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this was not a successful series

predictable.

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

swish going from dirty thirty

to dirty one…according to hawk

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick Swisher’s “Dirty 30” club officially changed names but not locales as of Thursday evening.

With the arrival of Ken Griffey Jr. from Cincinnati in a somewhat stunning trade finalized hours before the non-waiver Trade Deadline, Swisher offered to give up his jersey No. 30 to the future Hall of Famer and take the No. 1 instead.

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That ought to be an ego boost.

Im #1, he will say.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So does this mean

that his T-shirts he sells on his web site will be $1 instead of $30 now

"We're the bitch of Chicago, we're the Chicago bitch."

by rangerjae on Aug 1, 2008 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wish we had him back in the lineup.

he was awesome.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those were the days. I love PK, wish we had given him more time to fix his swing.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one slammed the bat quite the way he did.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or barely scored from second on stand up doubles quite like he did either.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his speed *slurp* just puts so much *slurp* pressure on the defense.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Juan should've cupped the balls

I mean held the ball.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate the twins so much right now.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uribe is 0-9 with 4 Ks lifetime v. Nathan

That probably won’t help you feel better.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Jul 31, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pure, teeth-clenching hatred. I feel it too.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't hate the twins per se.

some of them may hail from fine cities such as chicago. i do, however, hate all minnesotans.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

will we see a konerko pinch-hit appearance in the 9th?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cue "dadgummit."

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this shit is wack.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and wiggity-wiggity.

This is so painful. AJ just effed up now.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking swisher

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cue: THIS GAME IS FUCKING OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pierzynskiDOESNOTrule

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so happy now

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Maur is dreamy though.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uribe is king in Tonga

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ive never been.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That place looks sweet

wouldn’t mind kickin it in micronesia right now

by 815Sox on Jul 31, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn excuses

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jim =/= stanchar.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FIAL.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My eyes are immediately drawn to his rotund gluts.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that ass don't quit.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are those silica gel implants in his ass?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go back to your blog you sorry excuse for stanchar,

and take your ass pictures with you!!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SEASON OVER KILL ME KNOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No really, this sucks

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what weapon do you prefer?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rofl!!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would be too..but I am genuinely pissed right now.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should be rolling on the floor in tears because the Sox will lose today

And no doubt every other game for the rest of the season. You disgust me.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks you fuck, Ill get in the right mind set.

: (

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

>: ( this is what I meant

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather have Richard in the pen

than Logan.

Can’t be worse.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Konerko on the bench, Morneau intentionally walked

If this was a little league game, I think the Sox would have a shot

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 31, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not if kenwo was pitching to pk from 46 feet away.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"if you grew up thinking rice was only for dessert, you might live in minnesota."

take that, fuckers.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks a-fucking lot

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"It is Finished"

John 19:30

"Stay thirsty my friends."

by oahu420 on Jul 31, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's enough for me.

This game is ova.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 31, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*beat box*

My name’s Boone Logan and I’m here to say
I throw sliders down the middle in a major way.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

dr. cooper, paging dr. cooper

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My recommendation would be

to get Linebrink healthy. Else I’m afraid rest of season will resemble last season.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 31, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Joe Morgan curse is upon us, right?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

relievers...2 innings, 74 pitches.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

best in the league!

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez, that is hideous.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So back to back grand slams coming up

At least get to within 1 run so Hawk can have another cardial infarction.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play Juanito

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 31, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

epic battle going on right now

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe FuckFace Nathan strikes again.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Find some cover!!!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hear flanders has a bitching bomb shelter.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

disheartening loss

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by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two of them.

Game 2 L 5 – 4, w/ that crappy 5 run inning. And this one.

Gotta win these. Learn and move on.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Jul 31, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight's post shall be titled

“The Day the White Sox Lost the AL Central“

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 31, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it too late for griffey to veto the trade?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"its always darkest before the dawn"

or some other lie

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by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"About Armageddon And Losing To Nick Punto"

"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 31, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SSH picketing outside the Cell right now

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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

lmao!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Jul 31, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and you know what book is in his hand???

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She spent a night with BA

and he never called her back

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by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How long is Linebrink out for?

This bullpen is very sad face without him, no doubt mortal without their Magic.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

logan not sweating it.

1 inning + 2 hits + 2 walks + 2 runs + 2 errors = decrease in era. woo hoo.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Win the weekend series, then thankfully they're back home

Domes=so much pain.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

twins next 9: home against cleveland, @ seattle, @ kc.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good to know they're being tested as well

The gods couldn’t be nice and throw the Angels in there, maybe the Yanks as well?

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they do have the yanks for 3 and angels for 4 later in the month.

but also have a total of 9 seattle games and 7 games with the new (shitty) look a’s.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel incredibly wrong watching the first 15 minutes of Hard Candy.

I dont think I want to watch the rest. Anybody else see it?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

get hochevar tomorrow...lineup guess...subject to epic fial

oc, ss
griffey, cf
quentin, lf
dye, rf
thome, dh
ramirez, ss
pierzynski, c
swisher, 1b
fields, 3b

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats going to be brutal.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ultimate fial lineup

OC
AJ
Q
JD
Thome
Griffey
Paulie
Alexi
Fields

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way is pablo playing tomorrow. please? pretty please?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

somewhere he is sitting on a bench

laughing

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by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

eeyore can't laugh. unless he's on whippits or something.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

N20

need some gas after this one

by 815Sox on Jul 31, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi.

Up the Sox butt with a coconut.

That is all.

by Trooper on Aug 1, 2008 12:26 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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