Game 108: Gamethread #3
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I have to take a dump after that performance.
brb.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
Domes=soooo much fial
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
fuck this game!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
EPIC FAIL.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
i've always had a thing for this one.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I've seen you post that one before.
Mine was original. I was driving and saw that and thought it was hilarious.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
you think you're better than us cuz you have a driver's license?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i really feel that fail, you know?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
It speaks to me.
On a different level, you know?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
the most disgusting part is whenever i watch the sox pride dvd i'm reminded that the '05 team was built as a "twins replica"
you misspelled "billed"
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Except it didn't replicate them at all
Ozzieball has fooled more people than the ending of No Country for Old Men.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
PREPARE FOR GLORY

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
lol!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I like how the pics-to-words ratio always skyrockets in the third gamethread.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
We won because there more lots of images in the 1st thread
Images=success.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
and because we begin to write like retards.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
that's a start.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
Rally bitches!!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
Well look who just came tumbling in here, fresh from the bathroom!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I think i hurt the toilets feelings.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
game over. Now Sox 50-50 makes the playoff.
So does the Twins. The bullpen really come back to the earth. The starting pitchers are not strong as in the early season. I have been waiting all day to hear that a reliever or SP is traded here by KW. I really don’t Jr. would make a bigger impact than a solid pitcher down the stretch.
i thought last week the sox playoff hopes were 0%? what a difference a mediocre week makes.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
God Bless America.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
hawk?
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
JDDDDDDD!
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
JD!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
J fucking D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
NOOOO TWINS CANNOT LOSE LEADS THEY ARE BLESSED WITH THE ELIXIR OF LIFE
JD says fuck your couch.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
well now the twins are going to put in nathan
predictable.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
nathan's fucking weak...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
stronger than you think...
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
you mean fields v. baker-esque entertaining.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
any chance we see konerko in a pinch-hitting role against nathan?
youseewhatididthere?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
That didn't look very pretty
One more chance, plz bullpen don’t fuck up any more go team ra ra ra!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
get a hold of yourself, man!
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
oh
how wise you are
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Jul 31, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
i am very much looking forward to the uribe/nathan showdown, er, show up.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
Assuming the Twins don't score five more.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
And 0-for-9 with 4 K's just means he's due.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
boy or girl?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Turducken
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
because sox hitters all either have a pitcher's number or their due.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
this was not a successful series
predictable.
He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 31, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
The Sox losing a series in the Twinkiedome is always predictable.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
and when the sox lose the final series, they'll have split the season series, each going 7-2 at home.
GOD WHY ARE THE TWINS SO MUCH BETTER?!
swisher will give #30 to griffey
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
swish going from dirty thirty
to dirty one…according to hawk
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Nick Swisher’s “Dirty 30” club officially changed names but not locales as of Thursday evening.With the arrival of Ken Griffey Jr. from Cincinnati in a somewhat stunning trade finalized hours before the non-waiver Trade Deadline, Swisher offered to give up his jersey No. 30 to the future Hall of Famer and take the No. 1 instead.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
That ought to be an ego boost.
Im #1, he will say.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
So does this mean
that his T-shirts he sells on his web site will be $1 instead of $30 now
"We're the bitch of Chicago, we're the Chicago bitch."
Paulie's one redeeming quality.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i wish we had him back in the lineup.
he was awesome.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Those were the days. I love PK, wish we had given him more time to fix his swing.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
No one slammed the bat quite the way he did.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
or barely scored from second on stand up doubles quite like he did either.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
his speed *slurp* just puts so much *slurp* pressure on the defense.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Juan should've cupped the balls
I mean held the ball.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i hate the twins so much right now.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Pure, teeth-clenching hatred. I feel it too.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't hate the twins per se.
some of them may hail from fine cities such as chicago. i do, however, hate all minnesotans.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
will we see a konerko pinch-hit appearance in the 9th?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
cue "dadgummit."
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
this shit is wack.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
and wiggity-wiggity.
This is so painful. AJ just effed up now.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
cue: THIS GAME IS FUCKING OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
pierzynskiDOESNOTrule
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
so happy now
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Joe Maur is dreamy though.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
nah
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Ive never been.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
damn excuses
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
jim =/= stanchar.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
FIAL.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
My eyes are immediately drawn to his rotund gluts.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
that ass don't quit.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 31, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Are those silica gel implants in his ass?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Hard to cover center when you're draggin' a wagon.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Go back to your blog you sorry excuse for stanchar,
and take your ass pictures with you!!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
SEASON OVER KILL ME KNOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No really, this sucks
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
what weapon do you prefer?
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
rofl!!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I would be too..but I am genuinely pissed right now.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
You should be rolling on the floor in tears because the Sox will lose today
And no doubt every other game for the rest of the season. You disgust me.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks you fuck, Ill get in the right mind set.
: (
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
>: ( this is what I meant
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Konerko on the bench, Morneau intentionally walked
If this was a little league game, I think the Sox would have a shot
AIM: SouthSideCheat
not if kenwo was pitching to pk from 46 feet away.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
"if you grew up thinking rice was only for dessert, you might live in minnesota."
take that, fuckers.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
thanks a-fucking lot
why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.
by pierzynskirules on Jul 31, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions
*beat box*
My name’s Boone Logan and I’m here to say
I throw sliders down the middle in a major way.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
dr. cooper, paging dr. cooper
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
The bedrock, purple, orange, yellow, green and red, but to get the fruity taste, I've gotta trick Fred.
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Jul 31, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love you, Spartacus.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I also love YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ4XqnkqJ90&feature=related
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 31, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
My recommendation would be
to get Linebrink healthy. Else I’m afraid rest of season will resemble last season.
Pitching, defense and health.
The Joe Morgan curse is upon us, right?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
relievers...2 innings, 74 pitches.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
best in the league!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Geez, that is hideous.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Jul 31, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
So back to back grand slams coming up
At least get to within 1 run so Hawk can have another cardial infarction.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Nice play Juanito
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
epic battle going on right now
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Joe FuckFace Nathan strikes again.
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
Find some cover!!!
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i hear flanders has a bitching bomb shelter.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Two of them.
Game 2 L 5 – 4, w/ that crappy 5 run inning. And this one.
Gotta win these. Learn and move on.
Pitching, defense and health.
is it too late for griffey to veto the trade?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
"its always darkest before the dawn"
or some other lie
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
"About Armageddon And Losing To Nick Punto"
"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 31, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
SSH picketing outside the Cell right now

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
and you know what book is in his hand???

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
ha!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
She spent a night with BA
and he never called her back
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
How long is Linebrink out for?
This bullpen is very sad face without him, no doubt mortal without their Magic.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
logan not sweating it.
1 inning + 2 hits + 2 walks + 2 runs + 2 errors = decrease in era. woo hoo.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
Win the weekend series, then thankfully they're back home
Domes=so much pain.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
twins next 9: home against cleveland, @ seattle, @ kc.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Good to know they're being tested as well
The gods couldn’t be nice and throw the Angels in there, maybe the Yanks as well?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
they do have the yanks for 3 and angels for 4 later in the month.
but also have a total of 9 seattle games and 7 games with the new (shitty) look a’s.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel incredibly wrong watching the first 15 minutes of Hard Candy.
I dont think I want to watch the rest. Anybody else see it?
I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez
by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:40 PM CDT reply actions
get hochevar tomorrow...lineup guess...subject to epic fial
oc, ss
griffey, cf
quentin, lf
dye, rf
thome, dh
ramirez, ss
pierzynski, c
swisher, 1b
fields, 3b
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
Thats going to be brutal.
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by omnipotent grab on Jul 31, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Ultimate fial lineup
OC
AJ
Q
JD
Thome
Griffey
Paulie
Alexi
Fields
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by Ozzie Montana on Jul 31, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
no way is pablo playing tomorrow. please? pretty please?
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
somewhere he is sitting on a bench
laughing
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eeyore can't laugh. unless he's on whippits or something.
"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 31, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions

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