Game 87: White Sox (49-36) vs. A's (46-39)
by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 5:00 PM CDT
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PrintOakland Athletics at Chicago White Sox, Jul 4, 2008 6:05 PM CDT
Mark Buehrle (LHP) vs. Joe Blanton (RHP)
Time: 6:05 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)
GO SOX!
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Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. “Mankind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
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God Bless Bill Pullman.
As far as american presidents go its
1. Morgan Freeman in Deep Impact
2. Bill Pullman in Independence Day
3. Michael Douglas in The American President
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 4, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Douglas? You softie
President David Palmer survived 2 assassination attempts, discussion OVA.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn forgot about Dennis Haysbert
He takes Douglas’ place at 3. Ill buy insurance from him any day of the week.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 4, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
what about harrison ford in air force one? that is a badass american president.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Nah didnt really like him in that.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 4, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Internets Won = 1.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
In honor of the Puritan work ethic that built this nation
Mark Buehrle will pitch a swift, merciless, and efficient 2 hour game. 
Uribe starts 2 nights in a row -
showcasing him?
And what about Harrison Ford as President? Kicked Gary Oldmam’s ass, no easy feat.
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Alexei is on the bench
cause he’s a commie.
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a commie with power
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
hell yeah, wu. that's what i'm talking about.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
What's a worse line?
“Get off my plane!” ~Harrison Ford
“This is our Independence Day!” ~Bill Pullman
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
is it true that the sox players are wearing camo to protect themselves from uribe and his predatorial advances?
i heard that his vision is based on movement much like a tyrannosaurus rex.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
I'm here
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
BA > WM silly
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Hippie
Or disco lover? What was the culture of 1976? Forrest Gump didn’t go into that much detail.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Foghat, Nugent, ELP. No disco, dammit. Disco Demolition! (1979)
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I did
Just about – look at Stone’spicture in an earlier thread. Everyone looked like a longshoreman or an extra in “7 Brides for 7 Brothers”. Even if you weren’t gay, you looked it.
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warning track shots....
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Looks like Ishmael in Roy Munson's "Indecent Proposal" fantasy
without the bag of ice at his side. Faceless on his stomach, whimpering after his BAzzle in the Azzle.
“Like A(n Anal) Virgin”, indeed.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
great movie.
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
haha, he thought he could knock over AJ
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
juan looks extra big tonight
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
He looks like a giant sand dune
Juan of Arabia!
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again in the 4th
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
damn....
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
let's hope we can muster some offense against cy blanton
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
Sox Kill Joe Borowski's Career
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3473738
Who’s next, goddammit?
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kind of like what Michigan did to Anthony Morelli two years ago
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
wow! how did he not get thrown out at home there?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
You can't throw out
what you can’t see
we’re blendy
by 3E8 on Jul 4, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
hopefully we'll start stealing bases without a throw like a navy seal would.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
ok
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
more heads down by ellis, huh?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!
Bad play at the plate?
Following on Gameday
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
no ellis never threw it home he just turned and looked
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
bad play by ellis (cutoff man). didn't expect q! to be coming home. didn't make a throw when they had him dead to rights.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
SUP BB
You know I wouldn’t forget about you guys.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i will gladly give you the scouting report for a pitcher on tuesday that we are playing today.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
an hour late isn't bad when you don't know the game starts at six
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I guess they don't postthe starting times of games in advance of the game
Amazing attendance is as good as it is, what with the randomness of crowds just having to guess at starting times…
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i have to keep my tv on all the time, just due to the possibility that a sox game may randomly start.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
why are the Sox wearing
an ugly horrible kit tonight? Looks like some kind of desert gear for a soldier, not a professional sportsman.
Sox fan from England, marching on together
Because they all have been drafted and are leaving immediately after the game
for Iraq.
Hell, we’re patriotic and are defenders of freedom. Whether you like it or not.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
you should never do something
that upsets the equilibrium, that kit could affect one of the players eyesight, and may make a difference. you should stay with what you know, the team comes first.
Sox fan from England, marching on together
real fan of the status quo, are we? mum's the word.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Not that I am unbiased
but Necktie at 2B means at least 2 DP’s are turned tonight.
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i can tell how much i like ramirez by how disappointed i was when i saw uribe at 2nd.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
nice!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
juan of all trades
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I read that as "Juan of all tirades" which I think would be somewhat more fun.
Coffee is for closers.
dial up your patented weak single oc.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Jeez, in 48 hours from walk-off hero to schlub, eh?
Tough crowd.
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no, i just wanted him to dial up a single, that walk-off one would be fine, but his signature single is a weak one.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
alexei woud've had that.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
these a's don't mind strikeouts, huh?
javy last night. buerhle tonight.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
not good
not good
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Those weren't mutually exclusive, some games like yesterday both started
but we are 10-6 in game Pablo has started in
by 3E8 on Jul 4, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
He's the Cuban Messiah for good reason
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Well, look at the bright side
If the Sox don’t come back in this game, this may be the last time we ever see these camo unis.
Coffee is for closers.
need runs
start it up
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
ok
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
who's that with the helmet? cox?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
looked like steve dahl
...for a second there
by IceColdFalstaff on Jul 4, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Least it wasnt a dp.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 4, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
crap, crap, and more crap
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
they're like the Bizarros
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Curve got a critical out and Swisher officially has problems with the inside fastball.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
we are losing the BABIP war :(
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Blanton at 102 pitches
Might start next inning but at least he isnt long for the game.
How do you fuck a nut?!
will it matter after nick magic's performance?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I suppose not.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 4, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
how long before hawk exonifies cust as the sox killer
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
in time my friend in time
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
My eyesight will return?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
he'll realizate it's a perfectly good word sooner or later.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
and sooner or later uribe's ass will consume pablo
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
you mean eatify it?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
and somewhere ssh is drooling all over is shirt
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
how dare you?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Stuffed, boiled sheep's intestine is much yummier
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if you were really on your shit, you wouldve posted the toilet that flushes the right way in Australia
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
It's our country's birthday
Get someone else to man the Google Image ship.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
you have more excuses than your mom has penises
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Hey, we're fucking efficient.
Like Egg-a-muffins.
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Sweet jebus we're getting singled to death
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
maybe we'll get a boone logan sighting tonight
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
Cleveland is not helping things either
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Pirhana'd
Ironically, Jaws is showing on AMC. How appropriate for the 4th of July. We are in Amity – the horror.
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I do not like being Piranha'd
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
BABIP WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
it doesn't take stats to see this sucks.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
it might take them to understand why though
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
looks like we've been outhustled and outgrinded due to a lack of swagger and heart.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
they get you that lobotomy you'd been in line for?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
you just blew my mind.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
better.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
hawk giving some words of wisdom to young catchers all over the world
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
this has been a lesson in not being found
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Where is the pretty swing that Sweeney supposedly has?
It’s not exactly Kyle Skipworth. Man I love that guy’s swing.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
this was not meant as a reply
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
don't fuck with trades
DFA at once
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
let's go for another arnie munoz experiment
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
not worth giving up prized possessions like pablo and uribe
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
forgot masset
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
wow aren't you a genius
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
he has defected already
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
really we meet on mondays at 4
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to sign up for your newsletter
the hell is up with your username though? furby? Sbn really made you dodge 2000+ other furbies to nab this one?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i found that out the hard way.
youseewhatididthere?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
it's got me dry-heaving.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
if only we had carl everett
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
the dinosaur and nessie...what a combo!!!!
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
I meant your appearance to officially usher in the negativity
without the humor. The final cut.
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AHHHHHHWEFUCKINGLOSTABASEBALLGAMEAHHHHHHHHH
splat
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
process > outcome
WANTED (from SSH, aka Monsignor Non Sequitur aka Debbie Downer aka The Downright Negative): reasons, arguments, facts, ideas, jokes, references, absurdity, image macros
UNWANTED: your established level of participation, kindly described as “retardation” by multiple observers.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i agree, colin. stop making up stats.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
either because they are getting lucky or because they are doing something I haven't noticed
but you haven’t been at all helpful in figure out which it is. you think they’ll win more than 86 games yet?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
We're only as good as our last game, right?
The 7 game win streak sure quieted you down. It was almost blissful.
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too busy fucking to chime in
Sox victories incite orgies at the SSH abode
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Pagan ritual orgies?
Those are the best
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
team needs an infusion of slow
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
is this your card?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
You might want to button that shirt up
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
...is one of these your card?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Where once there was yacht, now there is naught!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
It’s a, you know, it’s a new trick. I’m still tweaking my nipple thing.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Tony Wonder's trick was far superior
Burst out of a loaf of bread.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Gob: And I’m halfway to getting out of this office and into a steaming bowl of soup.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
GOB had basically the same idea.
He was going to cook himself into a bisque
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
to feed the firemen?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
The A's are once again our Waterloo
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Amazing.
DJ: Caw Caw!
Hawk: ...that’s not a vulture
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
dj is a cornball and a cheesedick. that's why he needs to go.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
That seems a little harsh
DJ is hardly the best booth talent but I like the fact that he’s a complete goofball.
I wouldn’t shed any tears if they replaced him with Stone, though.
Coffee is for closers.
you're right, cheesedick was over the line.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
you son of a bitch
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Also I apologize if I'm posting too many images
If it’s annoying I will stop, but this thread has pretty much gone to hell.
nonsense, there is nothing wrong with pictures.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
what is their BABIP? what is their ISO?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
where is that on the scoreboard?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
incinerated.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Dropped in to take a peek.
A quick scan showed approximately 592 negative SSH posts. 591 more than during the 7 game win streak. On this day of independence, I say congrats on the consistency!
This club has been devastated by the prospect of Uribes departure
Hence the poor play
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
On the positive side
It’s amazing that we’ve only given up 7 runs having given up 17 hits.
Coffee is for closers.
Holy shit 17 hits
It didn’t even feel like that…..but wow.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
hence my questions of BABIP and ISO
walks so important in that equation
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I meant for the duration of the game
Limit the hits from 17 to say….10.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
no point in wasting the magic
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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