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Game 87: White Sox (49-36) vs. A's (46-39)

Acmilan_tiny by The Wizard on in Game Threads Comment 315 comments

Oakland Athletics @ Chicago White Sox


Mark Buehrle (LHP) vs. Joe Blanton (RHP)

Time: 6:05 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)

Today's Starters

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
Mark Buehrle 6-6 17 17 1 0 0 0 111.2 116 54 47 9 29 62 3.79 1.30
Joe Blanton 4-11 18 18 0 0 0 0 114.0 130 67 63 12 33 55 4.97 1.43

Today's Lineups

Oakland Athletics @ Chicago White Sox

07/04/08 6:05 PM CDT

Oakland Athletics Chicago White Sox
Mark Ellis - 2B Orlando Cabrera - SS
Ryan Sweeney - RF AJ Pierzynski - C
Kurt Suzuki - C Carlos Quentin - LF
Emil Brown - LF Jermaine Dye - RF
Jack Cust - DH Jim Thome - DH
Wes Bankston - 1B Joe Crede - 3B
Carlos Gonzalez - CF Nick Swisher - 1B
Donnie Murphy - SS Juan Uribe - 2B
Jack Hannahan - 3B Dewayne Wise - CF

GO SOX!

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Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. “Mankind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God Bless Bill Pullman.

As far as american presidents go its

1. Morgan Freeman in Deep Impact
2. Bill Pullman in Independence Day
3. Michael Douglas in The American President

How do you fuck a nut?!

by omnipotent grab on Jul 4, 2008 5:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Michael Douglas? You softie

President David Palmer survived 2 assassination attempts, discussion OVA.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 5:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn forgot about Dennis Haysbert

He takes Douglas’ place at 3. Ill buy insurance from him any day of the week.

How do you fuck a nut?!

by omnipotent grab on Jul 4, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what about harrison ford in air force one? that is a badass american president.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 6:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Internets Won = 1.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In honor of the Puritan work ethic that built this nation

Mark Buehrle will pitch a swift, merciless, and efficient 2 hour game.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 5:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uribe starts 2 nights in a row -

showcasing him?

And what about Harrison Ford as President? Kicked Gary Oldmam’s ass, no easy feat.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alexei is on the bench

cause he’s a commie.

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 6:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a commie with power

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 6:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And a T-shirt

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hell yeah, wu. that's what i'm talking about.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 6:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's a worse line?

“Get off my plane!” ~Harrison Ford

“This is our Independence Day!” ~Bill Pullman

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh yeah

the huntin’ uniforms

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

will the cammo hide Uribe?

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 6:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is it true that the sox players are wearing camo to protect themselves from uribe and his predatorial advances?

i heard that his vision is based on movement much like a tyrannosaurus rex.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 6:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Everyone at the game tonight?

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm here

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 6:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Willie Mays would not've had that

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 6:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BA > WM silly

:p

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 6:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

48 years on the wagon

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 6:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was drunk at the time

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 6:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hippie

Or disco lover? What was the culture of 1976? Forrest Gump didn’t go into that much detail.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 6:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

everyone had mustaches in the 70s?

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 6:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I did

Just about – look at Stone’spicture in an earlier thread. Everyone looked like a longshoreman or an extra in “7 Brides for 7 Brothers”. Even if you weren’t gay, you looked it.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 6:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

work hard, play hard.

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 6:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sox continue to hit it hard

without results :(

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 4, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

warning track shots....

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 6:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ryan Sweeney hates us

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 4, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looks like Ishmael in Roy Munson's "Indecent Proposal" fantasy

without the bag of ice at his side. Faceless on his stomach, whimpering after his BAzzle in the Azzle.

“Like A(n Anal) Virgin”, indeed.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 6:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

great movie.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HIT EM!

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha, he thought he could knock over AJ

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well he did

but fortunately AJ held onto it

by 3E8 on Jul 4, 2008 6:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

juan looks extra big tonight

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He looks like a giant sand dune

Juan of Arabia!

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 6:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

showcasing!

Not easy to polish a turd

by 3E8 on Jul 4, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cust strikes again

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

again in the 4th

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 6:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn....

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The A's always own us

:(

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 4, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let's hope we can muster some offense against cy blanton

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sox Kill Joe Borowski's Career

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3473738

Who’s next, goddammit?

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kind of like what Michigan did to Anthony Morelli two years ago

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow! how did he not get thrown out at home there?

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can't throw out

what you can’t see

we’re blendy

by 3E8 on Jul 4, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hopefully we'll start stealing bases without a throw like a navy seal would.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At 2 AM?

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heads up by Q

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

more heads down by ellis, huh?

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no ellis never threw it home he just turned and looked

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bad play by ellis (cutoff man). didn't expect q! to be coming home. didn't make a throw when they had him dead to rights.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

upon further review

yes

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SUP BB

Daily Dose of BUO

You know I wouldn’t forget about you guys.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES!!!! thanks colin

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So we will get tomorrow's on Sunday?

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i will gladly give you the scouting report for a pitcher on tuesday that we are playing today.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

an hour late isn't bad when you don't know the game starts at six

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess they don't postthe starting times of games in advance of the game

Amazing attendance is as good as it is, what with the randomness of crowds just having to guess at starting times…

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have to keep my tv on all the time, just due to the possibility that a sox game may randomly start.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good thing it's only usually once a day, too

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tater Au Gratin

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 4, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why are the Sox wearing

an ugly horrible kit tonight? Looks like some kind of desert gear for a soldier, not a professional sportsman.

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 4, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because they all have been drafted and are leaving immediately after the game

for Iraq.

Hell, we’re patriotic and are defenders of freedom. Whether you like it or not.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

operation get behind uribe

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you should never do something

that upsets the equilibrium, that kit could affect one of the players eyesight, and may make a difference. you should stay with what you know, the team comes first.

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 4, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you let uniform changes bother you

then the terrorists have won.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 4, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Que?

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

real fan of the status quo, are we? mum's the word.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not that I am unbiased

but Necktie at 2B means at least 2 DP’s are turned tonight.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you are correct sir

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i can tell how much i like ramirez by how disappointed i was when i saw uribe at 2nd.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice!

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Swish!

Off the schneid!

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love LA

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

juan of all trades

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dial up your patented weak single oc.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeez, in 48 hours from walk-off hero to schlub, eh?

Tough crowd.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, i just wanted him to dial up a single, that walk-off one would be fine, but his signature single is a weak one.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

southpaw looks like Apollo Creed

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A big flag?

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 4, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We are dialed in, vince

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alexei would've had that

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alexei woud've had that.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

touche salesman

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks, Juan

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damnit

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's a new one

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

these a's don't mind strikeouts, huh?

javy last night. buerhle tonight.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2-out run

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not good

not good

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no plate?

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Our record

When Uribe starts in a game: 17-21
When Ramirez starts in a game: 31-18

by 3E8 on Jul 4, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's the Cuban Messiah for good reason

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, look at the bright side

If the Sox don’t come back in this game, this may be the last time we ever see these camo unis.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 4, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

time to get it going

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

need runs

start it up

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JD with the hit

Thome must follow with awesomeness.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who's that with the helmet? cox?

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crede :-I

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by thecip on Jul 4, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crap, crap, and more crap

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate the A's

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they're like the Bizarros

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 7:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Curve got a critical out and Swisher officially has problems with the inside fastball.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Magic!

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this ball game is ovahhh

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we are losing the BABIP war :(

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blanton at 102 pitches

Might start next inning but at least he isnt long for the game.

How do you fuck a nut?!

by omnipotent grab on Jul 4, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

will it matter after nick magic's performance?

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 8:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how long before hawk exonifies cust as the sox killer

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That isn't a word

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in time my friend in time

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My eyesight will return?

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he'll realizate it's a perfectly good word sooner or later.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is George Bush a Soxf an?

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sox fan

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and sooner or later uribe's ass will consume pablo

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you mean eatify it?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 4, 2008 8:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and somewhere ssh is drooling all over is shirt

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mmmmmmmmmm...pansages

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AUGGGGGHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM.....

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that looks disgusting

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Jul 4, 2008 8:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how dare you?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stuffed, boiled sheep's intestine is much yummier

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's our country's birthday

Get someone else to man the Google Image ship.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 4, 2008 8:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you have more excuses than your mom has penises

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, we're fucking efficient.

Like Egg-a-muffins.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet jebus we're getting singled to death

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe we'll get a boone logan sighting tonight

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nessie!

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cleveland is not helping things either

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damnit

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pirhana'd

Ironically, Jaws is showing on AMC. How appropriate for the 4th of July. We are in Amity – the horror.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I do not like being Piranha'd

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BABIP WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN ME

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it doesn't take stats to see this sucks.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it might take them to understand why though

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

looks like we've been outhustled and outgrinded due to a lack of swagger and heart.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they get you that lobotomy you'd been in line for?

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

all signs point to yes

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you just blew my mind.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

better.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hawk giving some words of wisdom to young catchers all over the world

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn you're good

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good one.

Watch for the reach-around?

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hear Borowski is available.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

even nessie?!?!?!!?!?

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this has been a lesson in not being found

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where is the pretty swing that Sweeney supposedly has?

It’s not exactly Kyle Skipworth. Man I love that guy’s swing.

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this was not meant as a reply

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't fuck with trades

DFA at once

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 8:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let's go for another arnie munoz experiment

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not worth giving up prized possessions like pablo and uribe

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

forgot masset

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 8:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow aren't you a genius

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he has defected already

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So what if he already shat?

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I miss Alexei :(

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

join the club

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

really we meet on mondays at 4

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to sign up for your newsletter

the hell is up with your username though? furby? Sbn really made you dodge 2000+ other furbies to nab this one?

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pwnd

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i found that out the hard way.

youseewhatididthere?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's got me dry-heaving.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if only we had carl everett

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by The Wizard on Jul 4, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the dinosaur and nessie...what a combo!!!!

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by furby2056 on Jul 4, 2008 8:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Game, set, match.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I meant your appearance to officially usher in the negativity

without the humor. The final cut.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AHHHHHHWEFUCKINGLOSTABASEBALLGAMEAHHHHHHHHH

splat

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

process > outcome

WANTED (from SSH, aka Monsignor Non Sequitur aka Debbie Downer aka The Downright Negative): reasons, arguments, facts, ideas, jokes, references, absurdity, image macros

UNWANTED: your established level of participation, kindly described as “retardation” by multiple observers.

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i agree, colin. stop making up stats.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

either because they are getting lucky or because they are doing something I haven't noticed

but you haven’t been at all helpful in figure out which it is. you think they’ll win more than 86 games yet?

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're only as good as our last game, right?

The 7 game win streak sure quieted you down. It was almost blissful.

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by winningugly on Jul 4, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too busy fucking to chime in

Sox victories incite orgies at the SSH abode

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hail Satan!

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 4, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or style and grace

Or funny images even

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 4, 2008 8:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is this your card?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You might want to button that shirt up

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...is one of these your card?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where once there was yacht, now there is naught!

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s a, you know, it’s a new trick. I’m still tweaking my nipple thing.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gob: And I’m halfway to getting out of this office and into a steaming bowl of soup.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GOB had basically the same idea.

He was going to cook himself into a bisque

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

to feed the firemen?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 4, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The A's are once again our Waterloo

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by colintj on Jul 4, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

May as well give another homer up to Cust...

the only guy on the A’s who can hit one.

by SSH2005 on Jul 4, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh wai

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