Game 89: Gamethread #2
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 2:16 PM CDT
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Im still hoping Ozuna gets DFAd.
Doesnt look like Kenny is having any luck moving Uribe.
Commence with the fat jokes.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Kenny should be able to move Uribe if he wants to...
not that it is the best idea. But the Dodgers do need a SS…
“Dodgers open to trade for shortstop
Colletti says finding replacement for Furcal won’t be easy”
The Orioles also seem to want a SS for some reason.
The O's need an SS because they literally don't have one.
And I would love for the return on Uribe to come from the Dodgers system.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Thank you note.
And fruit cake at Christmas time.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
will it be dipped in alcohol?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i know i'm dipped in alcohol around christmas time.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
did it take you 3.5 hours to come up with that gem?
you pos.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
The problem with moving him
Is that you have to figure out a way to stop him.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
unstoppable force vs the unmovable object
just like wrestlemania III
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
Wins are the best way to evaluate pitchers
Danks….5 wins=shitty pitcher.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
eating opposing hitters for lunch.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
The magic is in the chin.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Well they cant really look at Brandon.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
this orlando cabrera has some serious warning track power.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Why would Gameday put up a highlight of Danks striking out the side
If they’re only going to show the last pitch?
Alright, Masher
Pretend there’s a loose ball on the field.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
who do you think you are? stanchar
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I hate afternoon games. Trying to get my damn sleep on here.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I suppose that means...
you didn’t catch the Wimbledon final?
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
the fuck do I know about tennis?
I can’t even get the Sox game time right
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but I contribute! authorially!
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I was carousing till very late
pray sir, remember the porter
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its an awesome tennis match
still going on
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
Jeez...
I guess that means Federer has come back after the delay.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
hasn't broken nadal
but won the two tiebreakers and they’re tied at 5 in the 5th set
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
3-0 Tribe Top 6...
Lee cruising with only 60 pitches through 5
At least Borowski isn't pitching anymore
Then you could really make the case they are throwing games.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you!
fucking hate the twins
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Ach!
Why the fuck was Crede in!!?
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 2:34 PM CDT reply actions
Johnny + This Lineup = Awesome
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Q!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i leave the room for one minute and you guys blow the no-no? you all suck.
at least i don’t have to keep wishing that danks’ pitch count was lower.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
you left the room?
and you call yourself a grinder?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
catherter overflowing. it was time.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
don't you have any buckets?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
63 strikes to 27 balls?
domination
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
you are correct sir!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
he gone
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Hey look! Remnants of our super racist past! Thanks Mrs. B!
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Mrs. Butterworth? Aunt Jemima?
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Here come the Twinkies...
1 across in the 6th
3-1
CredePopsItUp?
going with yes
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I don't know if you have cable
but this one’s on WGN
by 3E8 on Jul 6, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I love when reporters fued
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/07/cubs-look-to-ha.html
Reporters for MLB.com have already been told who is on the team, giving them a head-start for their reporting. This is one of the reasons why MLB.com reporters likely will never be allowed into the Baseball Writers Association of America. MLB wants to pretend their reporters are the same as beat reporters for newspapers and other media, but obviously that’s not the case or the names would be released to everyone at the same time.)
AIM: SouthSideCheat
The Surviving member of the Roman triumvirate
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Might be time for Johnny to get the hook
BAzzle would have had that
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
how you doin today big guy?
you done being angry over the music selection in my car?
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
I don't get angry baby
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
not good? or not BA?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
There's BA
Then there’s the rest of us.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Johnny deserves a DP
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
That is disappointing
Bring in Octavio
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or winning
3-1 CLE…BUT…1st and 2nd 1 out in the bottom of the 7th
We have the best bullpen EVAR
I won’t go ledge jumping yet.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I refuse to believe there's a such thing as a huge July loss
1/162 =/= significant
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
that's why you're an idiot. fag!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
shouldve read my sig
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
stats have nothing to do with baseball. save it for math class, geek.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
It can be new thread tiem nao?
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Twins going to win again...SHIT!
Bases loaded 1 out down 3-1
not puntoooooooooooo
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
suppose lee's control might be failing him?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
On the ledge.....
Twins just tied it with bases loaded out 1 out
and we are about to blow a lead and then face a great pen
Twins are the best team in the division
now that they are getting good starting pitching
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oops – we won. Sorry.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
who's the hot chick?
brb, deucetime
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
twins take the lead. i'm getting so sick of their bullshit.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i want to give the one on the top left a hug.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I want to train them to fight each other
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
i want to find out how cute they'd look with doggie cubs jerseys on.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
who was that chick singing??
hook it up with the myspace!!
Apparently I changed the channel to soon.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
dewayne wise is "all-state in 2 states". -hawk
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
stay focused you selfish prick!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I was watching the match earlier but the rain-delay and a nap put an end to that.
Was hoping Federer would do it but he struggles against the Spaniard.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Tribe go down in the 8th 1-2-3
to Guerrier on 10 pitches.
We won Lee's start, too
The Injuns suck no matter who’s pitching. It is not a confirmation of the Twinks’ brilliance.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
The Twins actually handed Cliff Lee only his second loss of the season...
The Sox beat recently released Joe Borowski (7.56 ERA).
You'll notice WU didn't actually claim we handed Lee a loss.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
they'll get nathan. he blows at relief pitching.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Is it really scoreboard watching time, kids?
Jesus H. Christ. They’re not gonna keep this win rate up forever.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess..
they just want to live up to the Sox fan stereotype. Whatever. I’ll just have to ignore those posts as well as I ignore Uribe is fat posts.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
you sound like a fat, gay cubs fan racist.
am i right guys?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Also a flag burning commie.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
*lol*
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa whoa whoa
read the sig biatch
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Oh right!
All you need to know is that the Twins always win the division. Always.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
that's my player
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 6, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
insurance ftw!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i'm afraid the damage is eminently manageable.
//i don’t get how to do this.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Glad to see your back on the wagon
I remember you being a real downer during the first Cubs match-up.
male-pattern baldness inducing sweep?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Did it grow back fast?
We slapped them around a week later.
AJ got that Geico for his mon-aaaaay
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
danks says he wants prenup. yeah.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
can I get a new thread without giving you half of my dough?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
relax; it's not over 200 yet
go and publish a story as usual
use ‘Game 89: Gamethread #3’ as the title
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
but if we lose, you get the blame
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I am liking this thread a little more now
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
LOL!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i like that nickname
more than thorndogg
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
reminds me of Easy E, so I agree
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What about J. Deazy?
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Top of the world Ma, Top of the world!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Now let's take 'em high-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh la la la la la la la
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Holy shit Alexei has raaaaaange
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
you know who doesn't? the guy who should have caught that ball.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Well we have enough of a cushion to handle Linebrink's solo home run allowed
I think we’re in good shape!
Coffee is for closers.
that sounds amazng where did you get that
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Just saw it on the DQ commercial
may have to make a stop at DQ for the first time in like 10 years
by 3E8 on Jul 6, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
thin mint, right? that's what i'm talking about.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
no, they were strictly forbidden in my house.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
His family are tiny-heads
It just introduced too much awkwardness
by 3E8 on Jul 6, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
did you grow up
under communism?
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
i don't want to talk about it, guys.
//shrieks and goes running out of the room.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
pablo is in the field
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
pablo is off the field
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
its best that way
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
wax on, wax off.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
irreplaceable
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
thome couldn't have done that
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
Joe is hurting my soul with these at bats
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I can't imagine what we would do without him
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Ozzie might want to lay off the two out steal attempts for a bit
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
are you calling it predictable? because they sure haven't made a habit out of it.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
i'm sorry. yes, clearly.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
ozuna: showing that going on first move can fail in a number of ways.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
My worst posting of the year so far....
was a few times when I tried to defend Ozuna before the season started.
At least my defense of JD has held up.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply actions
It's bad enough that he can't play defense anywhere and he has no pop...
Now he can’t even run. But I do enjoy his quick one pitch at bats.
Forget about Bobby.
I want to know more about the broad that sang in the 7th.
How do you fuck a nut?!
WGN busting out the PIP!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Real bad feeling after that 1 out hit....
Linebrink has given up some long ones of late.
PLEASE KILL ME!
TWINS WIN!
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:43 PM CDT reply actions
start eating beans
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Headbutt the sidewalk:
Manliness: 10 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 10 Mess: 4
What you need: a sidewalk.
How to do it:
Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.
Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it’s also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn’t find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no “still friends” bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
OMG
That’s awesome.
I was in a soccer tournament in high school and the teams playing before us got into a big fight. This guy ended up headbutting the other teams goalkeeper and coming away with his two front teeth stuck in his forehead!
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
that sounds terribly painful.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
you are supposed to butt
onto the bridge of the nose, but I guess he learnd that
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
you mean mind-bottling?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
thinking about what hes going to drink afterwards?
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
then don't put him in again
put in nessie!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I do not like Sweeney
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
why do i feel scared when linebrink is closing???
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
because of the solo shot issues
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uh oh kurt suzuki...look out
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
crede is the most dive-happy 3rd baseman ever.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
this website is turning into a fucking humane society commercial.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I find puppies and rainbows
to be the only appropriate response to some of the utter ridiculousness posted by certain parts.
Coffee is for closers.
i'm gonna end up blowing a bunch of cash on a pet because of all this.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
did i miss a hard hit ball?
groundout, ducksnort, easy flyout, 2 groundballs
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
Seriously.
Ignore all these people.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
no that'd be the smart thing to do
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
And the one good biter in their lineup strolls to the plate
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i hear cust bites with the best of them
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
high towering ball caught by dye
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
i thought it was going out
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
por favor ozzie por favor
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
1 for 2.
Blown saves are a worthless stat for setup guys.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
How about wins?
He only has 2, ergo he sux!!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Which you deduced how?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
By watching the games he has pitched in the 9th?
Not every good reliever is cut out to be a closer.
I also deduced that the Twins aren’t as bad as you think and I didn’t even use stats.
Amazing, huh?
So you can't build a cogent argument? And you can't rebut mine? I'll keep that in mind.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Im trying I swear. This is not one of my strong suits.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
he doesn't understand those words
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF ME.
I CAN DO 100 PUSH-UPS IN 20 MINUTES.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
How was school today dear?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Good use of snl.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
But I mean come on, how do you know that some pitchers can pith in the nnth and some can't?
What reason do you have for liking the Twins? It all comes from what? Your intuition? How do you figure to convince anyone what you think is right? I mean it isn’t like you have any kind of important baseball background.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I just don't get some people. Why would you want a job?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
you like seeing titties? you'll see a lot more with some mo-naaaaay!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
precious.
you’re turning me into a gay guy.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
well, if the sox are gonna be all about handsome, talented young of'ers and puppies i don't have many options.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Takes breath of air.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
sox win!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Pretty good inning by Linebrink
Didn’t get hit hard, another boot by our All-Star Joe Crede (called a hit probably) didn’t relaly get rattled.
I don't think he's got a chance this year
And it has everything to do with the upcoming road games…
They were at home for the ‘05 and ‘06 votes
AIM: SouthSideCheat
JD could use the break
At least that’s what I’ll keep telling myself to stop the tears from flowing.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
But Q went to Stanford
I’m sure he can design algorithms in his sleep.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
Who actually votes at the ballpark?
When you can do it from the comfort of our own home, in your underwear.
Coffee is for closers.
is that a shot at me? I'll get dressed when I fucking feel like it okay?!?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
It's 4 o clock, have your eyes opened halfway yet?
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
is no an appropriate answer?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i'm gonna tell your father about this when he gets home!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
It's about the marketing campaign
There will be no scott reifert or brooks boyer in the booth. there will be no “JD in ‘08” banner on the backstop
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Giambi isn't that big of a vote getter
Pods was the write in in 2005.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm so damn happy for q...
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
Winnah!
In other news, I can advise against listening to cust hit a deep fly in the 9th while hanging out of a 2nd floor window.
Also, fuck the Twins. I’ll worry about them when they’re up a game in october.
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