Game 89: Gamethread #2
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 2:16 PM CDT
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Alexei drives one in!
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I really don't see Wise losing his roster spot on Tuesday...
so who will it be?
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Im still hoping Ozuna gets DFAd.
Doesnt look like Kenny is having any luck moving Uribe.
Commence with the fat jokes.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenny should be able to move Uribe if he wants to...
not that it is the best idea. But the Dodgers do need a SS…
“Dodgers open to trade for shortstop
Colletti says finding replacement for Furcal won’t be easy”
The Orioles also seem to want a SS for some reason.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The O's need an SS because they literally don't have one.
And I would love for the return on Uribe to come from the Dodgers system.
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you note.
And fruit cake at Christmas time.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except the fruit cake will just be crumbs
because Juan ate it.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
will it be dipped in alcohol?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know i'm dipped in alcohol around christmas time.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the other 364 days of the year.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 6, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did it take you 3.5 hours to come up with that gem?
you pos.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was dipped in alcohol.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 7, 2008 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could move him
if he used a forklift!
There’s one!
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on Jul 6, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The problem with moving him
Is that you have to figure out a way to stop him.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unstoppable force vs the unmovable object
just like wrestlemania III
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
by thecip on Jul 6, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stick an Old Country Buffet in front of him.
I believe in Harvey, Illinois
by Hazymania on Jul 6, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DROPSTEPS!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DJ making a play for baserunning coach
after his contract is not extended
by 3E8 on Jul 6, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This Danks guy...
he sure ain’t no All-Star. He only has 5 wins.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wins are the best way to evaluate pitchers
Danks….5 wins=shitty pitcher.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 2:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
eating opposing hitters for lunch.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The magic is in the chin.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers fans must love looking at Danks' box scores.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 2:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well they cant really look at Brandon.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this orlando cabrera has some serious warning track power.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 2:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sox are putting the Vote for Dye graphic up like crazy.
“VOTE OR DYE!!!”
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 2:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just listen to the Mayor next time AJ.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 2:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why would Gameday put up a highlight of Danks striking out the side
If they’re only going to show the last pitch?
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 2:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q mocking Wise with that big turn
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 2:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, Masher
Pretend there’s a loose ball on the field.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 2:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who do you think you are? stanchar
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate afternoon games. Trying to get my damn sleep on here.
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I suppose that means...
you didn’t catch the Wimbledon final?
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
correct
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are still playing
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 6, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the fuck do I know about tennis?
I can’t even get the Sox game time right
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but I contribute! authorially!
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where was the BUO you lazy bum?!?!?!
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was carousing till very late
pray sir, remember the porter
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its an awesome tennis match
still going on
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 6, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez...
I guess that means Federer has come back after the delay.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hasn't broken nadal
but won the two tiebreakers and they’re tied at 5 in the 5th set
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 6, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-0 Tribe Top 6...
Lee cruising with only 60 pitches through 5
by stanchar on Jul 6, 2008 2:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If the Indians can't win this matchup today...
they must be throwing games.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least Borowski isn't pitching anymore
Then you could really make the case they are throwing games.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you!
fucking hate the twins
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Post game show: cancelled
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ach!
Why the fuck was Crede in!!?
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnny + This Lineup = Awesome
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!
Nice catch by Quentin. I thought that one was gone.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i leave the room for one minute and you guys blow the no-no? you all suck.
at least i don’t have to keep wishing that danks’ pitch count was lower.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you left the room?
and you call yourself a grinder?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
catherter overflowing. it was time.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't you have any buckets?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The one power guy in their lineup...
No fastballs, Danks.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 2:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
63 strikes to 27 balls?
domination
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you are correct sir!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he gone
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look! Remnants of our super racist past! Thanks Mrs. B!
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mrs. Butterworth? Aunt Jemima?
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DANKKKKKKKKS
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 2:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here come the Twinkies...
1 across in the 6th
3-1
by stanchar on Jul 6, 2008 2:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stop them stanch!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CredePopsItUp?
going with yes
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It will be an honor for him to pop up in the ASG
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol I did it!
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crede's swing is looong
like some guy on the A’s who’s name escapes me at the moment
by 3E8 on Jul 6, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone else's
MLB TV out?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Jul 6, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if you have cable
but this one’s on WGN
by 3E8 on Jul 6, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DENTAL PLAN
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love when reporters fued
http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/07/cubs-look-to-ha.html
Reporters for MLB.com have already been told who is on the team, giving them a head-start for their reporting. This is one of the reasons why MLB.com reporters likely will never be allowed into the Baseball Writers Association of America. MLB wants to pretend their reporters are the same as beat reporters for newspapers and other media, but obviously that’s not the case or the names would be released to everyone at the same time.)
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 6, 2008 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA would have had that
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Surviving member of the Roman triumvirate
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might be time for Johnny to get the hook
BAzzle would have had that
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how you doin today big guy?
you done being angry over the music selection in my car?
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 6, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get angry baby
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wise is not good in CF...
I hope Ozzie realizes this.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not good? or not BA?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's BA
Then there’s the rest of us.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A little concerned here....
Bowen has some pop.
by stanchar on Jul 6, 2008 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnny deserves a DP
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Deserve's got nothing to do with it
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is disappointing
Bring in Octavio
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it would...
especially if the Twins do end up losing.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or winning
3-1 CLE…BUT…1st and 2nd 1 out in the bottom of the 7th
by stanchar on Jul 6, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have the best bullpen EVAR
I won’t go ledge jumping yet.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to believe there's a such thing as a huge July loss
1/162 =/= significant
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's why you're an idiot. fag!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shouldve read my sig
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stats have nothing to do with baseball. save it for math class, geek.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It can be new thread tiem nao?
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Twins going to win again...SHIT!
Bases loaded 1 out down 3-1
by stanchar on Jul 6, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not puntoooooooooooo
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick fucking Punto should never get a 3 ball count...
he is awful.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
suppose lee's control might be failing him?
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just meant in general...
Punto is a scrub.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ridiculous...
Fucking Twins. Good thing they gave no chance at the division.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crede is awesome...
Error #17 to load the bases.
Good job, All-Star.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sheeeeeeeeeeeit
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On the ledge.....
Twins just tied it with bases loaded out 1 out
and we are about to blow a lead and then face a great pen
by stanchar on Jul 6, 2008 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Twins?
C’mon… it will be the Indians and the Tigers in the end.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins are the best team in the division
now that they are getting good starting pitching
by stanchar on Jul 6, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oops – we won. Sorry.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 6, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who's the hot chick?
brb, deucetime
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
twins take the lead. i'm getting so sick of their bullshit.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry...
They don’t have a prayer this season.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i want to give the one on the top left a hug.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to train them to fight each other
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i want to find out how cute they'd look with doggie cubs jerseys on.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God Bless that rack of hers.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who was that chick singing??
hook it up with the myspace!!
by Asfan4ever723 on Jul 6, 2008 3:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently I changed the channel to soon.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeebus, what has gotten into this career minor leaguer?
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dewayne wise is "all-state in 2 states". -hawk
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nadal pulled it off
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 3:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stay focused you selfish prick!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
Spanish speaking bastard.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was watching the match earlier but the rain-delay and a nap put an end to that.
Was hoping Federer would do it but he struggles against the Spaniard.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad they let Cabrera swing the bat.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 3:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tribe go down in the 8th 1-2-3
to Guerrier on 10 pitches.
by stanchar on Jul 6, 2008 3:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just awful...
They can even beat Cliff Lee. I thought for sure it would be a loss.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We won Lee's start, too
The Injuns suck no matter who’s pitching. It is not a confirmation of the Twinks’ brilliance.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 6, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Twins actually handed Cliff Lee only his second loss of the season...
The Sox beat recently released Joe Borowski (7.56 ERA).
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll notice WU didn't actually claim we handed Lee a loss.
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for noticing the distinction.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 7, 2008 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they'll get nathan. he blows at relief pitching.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it really scoreboard watching time, kids?
Jesus H. Christ. They’re not gonna keep this win rate up forever.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding
Two months of bitching. Fun.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess..
they just want to live up to the Sox fan stereotype. Whatever. I’ll just have to ignore those posts as well as I ignore Uribe is fat posts.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sound like a fat, gay cubs fan racist.
am i right guys?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also a flag burning commie.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*lol*
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa whoa whoa
read the sig biatch
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by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh right!
All you need to know is that the Twins always win the division. Always.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was epic tennis
Federer loses at Wimbeldon? Crazy shit
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's my player
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 6, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
insurance ftw!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That'll work very much.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 3:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm afraid the damage is eminently manageable.
//i don’t get how to do this.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to see your back on the wagon
I remember you being a real downer during the first Cubs match-up.
by Seymizzle on Jul 6, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had something to lose in that series...
My hair… and I did.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
male-pattern baldness inducing sweep?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did it grow back fast?
We slapped them around a week later.
by Seymizzle on Jul 6, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ got that Geico for his mon-aaaaay
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
danks says he wants prenup. yeah.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can I get a new thread without giving you half of my dough?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
relax; it's not over 200 yet
go and publish a story as usual
use ‘Game 89: Gamethread #3’ as the title
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but if we lose, you get the blame
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am liking this thread a little more now
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy Heat!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i like that nickname
more than thorndogg
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 6, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reminds me of Easy E, so I agree
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about J. Deazy?
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Top of the world Ma, Top of the world!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now let's take 'em high-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh la la la la la la la
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit Alexei has raaaaaange
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you know who doesn't? the guy who should have caught that ball.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well we have enough of a cushion to handle Linebrink's solo home run allowed
I think we’re in good shape!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Linebrink for the save I guess...
At least a solo homer won’t tie it up.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that sounds amazng where did you get that
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saw it on the DQ commercial
may have to make a stop at DQ for the first time in like 10 years
by 3E8 on Jul 6, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thin mint, right? that's what i'm talking about.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LET'S GO TO DAIRY QUEEN
YOU CAN TRY ON MY MITT
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you guys ever get the baseball helmet cups
by 3E8 on Jul 6, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, they were strictly forbidden in my house.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His family are tiny-heads
It just introduced too much awkwardness
by 3E8 on Jul 6, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you grow up
under communism?
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 6, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't want to talk about it, guys.
//shrieks and goes running out of the room.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they still have sundays in baseball hats?
That was DQ right?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pablo is in the field
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pablo is off the field
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its best that way
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 6, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wax on, wax off.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OZUNA SIGHTING!!!
He pinch-runs for Thome late in games. He is so valuable to the team.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
All-second-pinch-runner in two states.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
irreplaceable
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thome couldn't have done that
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 6, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
KEEP RUNNING, PABLO!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe is hurting my soul with these at bats
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA HIM!!!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Twins win...
Nathan sets the Indians down 1-2-3.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Will they ever go on a road trip?
It’s not fair!!
by sti3 on Jul 6, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't imagine what we would do without him
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie might want to lay off the two out steal attempts for a bit
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you calling it predictable? because they sure haven't made a habit out of it.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
clearly?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm sorry. yes, clearly.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ozuna: showing that going on first move can fail in a number of ways.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My worst posting of the year so far....
was a few times when I tried to defend Ozuna before the season started.
At least my defense of JD has held up.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's bad enough that he can't play defense anywhere and he has no pop...
Now he can’t even run. But I do enjoy his quick one pitch at bats.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forget about Bobby.
I want to know more about the broad that sang in the 7th.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WGN busting out the PIP!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Real bad feeling after that 1 out hit....
Linebrink has given up some long ones of late.
by stanchar on Jul 6, 2008 3:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Linebrink can give up hits that aren't solo shots?
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 3:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's umpossible!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE KILL ME!
TWINS WIN!
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
start eating beans
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Headbutt the sidewalk:
Manliness: 10 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 10 Mess: 4
What you need: a sidewalk.
How to do it:
Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.
Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it’s also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn’t find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no “still friends” bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
That’s awesome.
I was in a soccer tournament in high school and the teams playing before us got into a big fight. This guy ended up headbutting the other teams goalkeeper and coming away with his two front teeth stuck in his forehead!
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that sounds terribly painful.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME!!!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are supposed to butt
onto the bridge of the nose, but I guess he learnd that
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Jul 6, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can a guy look so good in the 8th inning and so bad one inning later?
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mind boggling....
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean mind-bottling?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thinking about what hes going to drink afterwards?
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
then don't put him in again
put in nessie!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not like Sweeney
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why do i feel scared when linebrink is closing???
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
because of the solo shot issues
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweeney flies out to LF...
Runner at 1B, 2 outs.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uh oh kurt suzuki...look out
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes Maui-Boy
I got no aloha for this guy
Marriotti's a fag.
by oahu420 on Jul 6, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ALL STAR!!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's an All-Star folks
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, gotta love this drama...
Runners at 1B and 2B. 2 outs.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i don't like it at all
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
crede is the most dive-happy 3rd baseman ever.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Linebrink shouldn't see another 9th inning after this shit.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Puppies!!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this website is turning into a fucking humane society commercial.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find puppies and rainbows
to be the only appropriate response to some of the utter ridiculousness posted by certain parts.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm gonna end up blowing a bunch of cash on a pet because of all this.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Collateral damage
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did i miss a hard hit ball?
groundout, ducksnort, easy flyout, 2 groundballs
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 6, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.
Ignore all these people.
gonna out-energy a lot of guys, simply by over-attituding them
by defensive indifference on Jul 6, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta get this guy
Don’t want Cust up.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
base hit...4-3
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit, I'd throw Logan out there for Cust right now.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no that'd be the smart thing to do
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we don't play that shit
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the one good biter in their lineup strolls to the plate
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i hear cust bites with the best of them
He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)
by whitesoxmatt on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
high towering ball caught by dye
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This ballgame is OVA!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SOX WIN!!!
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That flyball by Cust reminded me of the one he hit out that kept floating.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i thought it was going out
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No more save opportunities for Linebrink, plz.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
por favor ozzie por favor
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He clearly gives up too many duckfarts and E6s
by sti3 on Jul 6, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or blows too many saves...
1 for 3 now and he almost blew this one.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 for 2.
Blown saves are a worthless stat for setup guys.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about wins?
He only has 2, ergo he sux!!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
based on what?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His proneness to blow a save or come close to it?
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which you deduced how?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By watching the games he has pitched in the 9th?
Not every good reliever is cut out to be a closer.
I also deduced that the Twins aren’t as bad as you think and I didn’t even use stats.
Amazing, huh?
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you can't build a cogent argument? And you can't rebut mine? I'll keep that in mind.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the kneejerk reaction du jour.
Just let it go.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im trying I swear. This is not one of my strong suits.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he doesn't understand those words
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has the word "cogent" which he likes to overuse...
I have a job.
I win.
by SSH2005 on Jul 6, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM A DIVISION MANAGER.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF ME.
I CAN DO 100 PUSH-UPS IN 20 MINUTES.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOUD NOISES!!!
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How was school today dear?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good use of snl.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I mean come on, how do you know that some pitchers can pith in the nnth and some can't?
What reason do you have for liking the Twins? It all comes from what? Your intuition? How do you figure to convince anyone what you think is right? I mean it isn’t like you have any kind of important baseball background.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Puppies man
It’s the only appropriate response.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just don't get some people. Why would you want a job?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you like seeing titties? you'll see a lot more with some mo-naaaaay!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
precious.
you’re turning me into a gay guy.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was Q's job?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, if the sox are gonna be all about handsome, talented young of'ers and puppies i don't have many options.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Takes breath of air.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sox win!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Jul 6, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty good inning by Linebrink
Didn’t get hit hard, another boot by our All-Star Joe Crede (called a hit probably) didn’t relaly get rattled.
by sti3 on Jul 6, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q!!
HAWT!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 6, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok that ices it
Q said JD deserves to be on the team so I’ll vote.
by sti3 on Jul 6, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh jeeze I just saw that he's up against Giambi.
Won’t bother
by sti3 on Jul 6, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giambi has the roids vote
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
Pods beat Matsui in ‘05.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he's got a chance this year
And it has everything to do with the upcoming road games…
They were at home for the ‘05 and ‘06 votes
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 6, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JD could use the break
At least that’s what I’ll keep telling myself to stop the tears from flowing.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Q went to Stanford
I’m sure he can design algorithms in his sleep.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who actually votes at the ballpark?
When you can do it from the comfort of our own home, in your underwear.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that a shot at me? I'll get dressed when I fucking feel like it okay?!?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's 4 o clock, have your eyes opened halfway yet?
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is no an appropriate answer?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm gonna tell your father about this when he gets home!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on Jul 6, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's about the marketing campaign
There will be no scott reifert or brooks boyer in the booth. there will be no “JD in ‘08” banner on the backstop
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Jul 6, 2008 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or are you talking about the stache?
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 6, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giambi isn't that big of a vote getter
Pods was the write in in 2005.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 6, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q = Eloquent.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on Jul 6, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm so damn happy for q...
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on Jul 6, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a cunning linguist joke there somewhere...
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 6, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winnah!
In other news, I can advise against listening to cust hit a deep fly in the 9th while hanging out of a 2nd floor window.
Also, fuck the Twins. I’ll worry about them when they’re up a game in october.
by Trooper on Jul 6, 2008 4:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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