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Game 90: Gamethread #3

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He owes us hope

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Olivo

time to take another rehab stint

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

oddly enough I'm actually eating olives

I’m gonna sit and enjoy them…see y’all at the top of the 8th

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Post o’ the eve.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

REC'D FOR GREAT JUSTICE

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think it would be good to start recommending more comments. let the good ones get their recognition.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

me too

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

well there's only one rec on toonder's post. hook a brother up

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's too bad

you have to refresh to see the green

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

As long as it's not the olive you hold between your ass cheeks

during the frat party pranks it’s OK.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa whoa whoa

they don’t pull that shit at UCLA baby. they’re all class.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bing cherries at UCLA

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn straight Colin

Gotta go to USC to find that sorta rubbish

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

(Inhales deeply. Kills 1,000,000,000 brain cells.)

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

like you've got that many to kill

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice!

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

So does Cheat have this recap? I'll be honest, I've been lollygagging on this one.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

what else is new colin

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, high expectations you guys have here

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

if we lose the game just post a FAIL picture

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

EPIC FAIL for handing the royals their first victory of the season.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just make sure it's over cue's picture

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's the short arm.

Gah. I thought he killed that, at least for tonight.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Scotty Pods?

Not a stellar cue tonite.

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very, very good.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

cue.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Is he crying over Pablo

like the kid and Shoeless Joe?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that.

Future SSH.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nicely played. Better than what I was thinking.

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm glad you kept that to yourself

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That why we haven't had any chronic pain issues this year?

And Swish’s Gameday photo indicates that he’s the team hookup.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

big bad nick masset in the pen

oh shit

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

too much good stuff from thome

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawk - "...we're lucky to have gotten this game in..."

As it stands, I don’t think so. We need some runs here

by Brush Back on Jul 8, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Your tossed salad has olives in it?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can Konerko just not see the low outside pitch?

Has he always been this vulnerable to that pitch?

It seems like even when he takes one way outside he’s close to offering on it.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Joe Mays has a big mouth

And told a lot of teams how to pitch to our right handed pull hitters.

by southsideirish71 on Jul 8, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

not. true.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah that was nice

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good AB

F vince. OBP, MF’er.

;)

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

What I can't ask a question?

He rebounded nicely, I wasn’t saying he was going to strike out. Just wondering, because he’s been vulnerable to that low/slow/outside pitch all season.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah f you man

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That hurt my feeling

I only have just the one.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

everybody is just a little discombobunabutabulated after the ozuna news.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah the ozuna getting dfa'd was dicked up man

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, give him credit

Laid off the balls and fouled off the heat after his first 2 nacks – learned well enough to get on base.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's never liked changeups

So that would probably be what you’re seeing.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm so inclined to fanshot this

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's awesome!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Catching up to the game pretty late

Can someone explain what happened with that miscue in the 2nd between Alexi and Konerko?

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Paulie went out to make the play, couldn't, Alexei fielded

and then Konerko and Jose managed to bungle the Who Should Cover First Base issue.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but there were other issues this game

besides it’s just one game.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

There were other issues...

... a couple of them begin with the letter Q.

They also end with the letter Q.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wish i knew...i'm late too

did ya check out the bulls stream again oz

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I made that thread dammit

Coincidentally, they played well and the amount of dipshits decreased exponentially.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice nice....i missed the game as well

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing crazy

Tyrus played well, Rose looks like he can get to the FT line at will, Aaron Gray was the MVP.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

solid

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

guy with his reported athleticism should be an immediate offensive threat

just because he can get into the paint.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

no longer do the bulls have only one guy who can create a shot for himself or anybody else.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

getting opposing teams into foul trouble/getting to the line is awesome.

and it’s something the bulls have been bad at for years.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guy didn't get called for 1 foul today

In a game where no one fouls out. If he can get the D Wade treatment from the get go, he’s a perennial All-Star.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

if he's d-ing up and not getting called he might be the anti-baby bull.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

and this one might even be able to D up

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Problem is he is too passive

He doesn’t realize he’s playing with D League castoffs and tries to actually involve his teammates.

He’s pretty impressive in fast break situations. The ease at which he can get a shot off or draw a foul is pretty sweet. That shitty jumpshot of his….that’s another matter.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty common issue for guys who can get to the hoop like he can

but that’s fixable.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

absolutely. and he's a gym rat. he'll be shooting jumpers more often than jeeves shoots smack.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

and jeeves shoots more smack than Bubs after a big con

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

the wire!

but please no season 5 talk. it’s got it’s own area on sss and i’m still working through season 4.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reportedly he has tendinitis because he practices too much

Makes you love him, then you want to slap him and tell him to calm his shit down.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

everybody just needs to settle.

i saw some comments on the tendinitis article indicating that the pick is already a waste because the dude has tendinitis in his knee like every other athlete in the world. people need to chill and give the guy some time.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly. tendinitis in and of itself is nothing to get worked up about.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't mind it right now.

it’s not gonna prevent him from getting to the hoop and it might encourage him to do so.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

give him a little time. same thing happened last year at memphis.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT - Elton Brand signs with 76'ers

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow, really?

lol, sucks for Baron.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

really? wow. that's a big move.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't listen to bill plathske

spell

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

platschke, iirc

that Zordon shit was hilare

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good for Maggette

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm only looking for him to find a little rhythm with tt and noah in the summer league.

hopefully they get used to running the floor quickly, too.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Problem is, these games are so ugly

The spacing is horrible, no one knows what the fuck they are doing. You can’t build a rapport with someone if there’s 2 other D League dipshits out there trying to score in order to secure a roster spot.

I think all of them will do wonderful things in practice. The Bulls are a very hard working team in practice, and if you have 2 guys like BG and Rose who just live at the gym, that’ just sets an example for everyone else. Even Tyrus has been working out like crazy this summer before the league even started.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

after how much his jumper improved from last year to this year i don't get why anyone was questioning his work ethic.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Swishalicious!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Swish!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

SWISH!!!!!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

SWISH A LISH

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Now would be a good time

For Joe to rediscover how to hit left-handed pitching.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

That works!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Not on 2nd?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

popup power!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

neat

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

tied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

JC off the hook

Good-enough start.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

putting in BA pays off

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Beauty

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

If he hits one out

I have t-shirts for the house.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe next time

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

the necktie has been stained with the embarassment of losing 2 battles in a row to kc ramirez.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

here we go octavio

time to get the job done

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Pretend there are runner on.

Last time, Dotel drilled Olivo with the first pitch.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

jeeves?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tonto.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Frankenstein?

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dotel had me worried there for a sec

I looked up and saw him crumpled in a heap…thankfully he was just cleaning his kicks

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

miguel olivo is a great man

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

you know, i turn this game on and the sox are down 4-1, so i coach/cheer 'em up to a 5-5 tie

and i can’t help but wonder what the hell the rest of you have doing with this game. are you all just watching with blank looks on your faces? or are you trying to help us win?
seriously. fuck.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

My wife's asleep.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

well i've been rooting them on....

but colin’s mom is asleep so that explains him

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm worried about what this entails

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's her excuse. what's yours?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need to score a couple runs

Avoid walk-off territory

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

good inning for dotel

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Better be

1) Because he owes us big-time.
2) Because Aviles is going deep.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is no shit

Bat and glove. He hate us, Tonto.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

that’s a great play right there though

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

36 pitches last night and now into a tie game? yikes.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

the rare tri-brow.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joe Pantoliano

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a half ass unibrow

At least be Indian and have a thick, full one.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just got off an elevator with the most pungent curry-smelling motherfucker on earth.

man that shit smells terrible. i had a buddy who lived next to some curry-cookers. led to him moving out.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was Italian - you ever think of that?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you wu.

actually i’m both italian and pale. it’s a nice combo.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

mr. czech and german as well if you're wondering.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like eye-talians

It’s the only other food that my parents enjoy eating.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

no one can do it better.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

the French, the Japanese and the Chinese would object

at least that’s what cheesy Japanese cooking extravaganzas tell me

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on now colin. they all are capable of making a nice dish, but let's give credit where credit is due.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

my comments were meant to be more of a culinary statement than a racial one, but if you think they are inseparable then perhaps they are.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well any spice can smell

But you did say curry smelling motherfucker. I hope you burn you racist sack of crap. Let my people go.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would say it's a somewhat distinct smell. curry, that is.

but please, continue. i never knew that finding the smell of curry to be displeasing was racist, but what the hell? you learn something everyday.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

no worries. some people get a little defensive if they think they felt some racial undertones.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Race is useless unless you can insult everyone about it

At least, the sheltered ones that don’t actually experience mistreatment. For them it sucks. For me, race discussions should be limited to Chappelle’s Show.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

curry is fucking amazing and MM is pretty hate filled

he’s one of those asshole go go 80’s throwbacks. if i could post the 80’s guy from Futurama right here, i would.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

This guy?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh man, you rule my world baby

that was such a good episode too

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a shark

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

What an underrated show

Fucking Family Guy gets 2 spinoffs, and this gets canned?

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

totally agree

I can’t figure out why it flopped on Fox? (besides the fact they love cancelling shows almost as much as they love promoting new, crappy shows)

I love watching futurama on comedy central these days

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine a FOX

Where Firefly, Andy Richter, Arrested Development, and Futurama were all on the air?

That’s the greatest nerd network ever.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

firefly.

was rewatching over the weekend. what a good show.

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

never would happen

Fox doesn’t really like ratings all that much

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Technically you could say they love them too much

Since all those shows got horrible rating, but they were never given a proper chance to develop an audience.

If you ever watch AD on DVD, David Cross has a pretty sweet rant about how poorly the show was marketed, and it’s done in his never nude jean cut offs.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was better when it was on AS, because it was on all the time

CC runs it once a day, if that.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

the direct to DVD movies are good

the first one is better than the second, with 2 more on the way

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome vince.

i have wet dreams about having a wardrobe filled with power collars.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

how dare you talk about my tounge in front of everyone?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon, cue.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

q q q q q

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

come on qbert

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Like an orange

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow, speaking of pablo being a child molester

I think that guy is a little to excited that there’s a small child on the wrapping

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

You leave Mr. Whipple alone!

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

ftw

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q-less this eve at the dish

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

iseewhatyoudidthere.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well if we can make it out of the bottom of the 9th...

I think we’ll win….but I’d say “fat chance.”

by stanchar on Jul 8, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

STFU, Jim

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

nicely done

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Though I'm still holding my breath.

Easy Heat time.

(And I’m on board with that nickname.)

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Though I'll still use Thorndog

No reason not to.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

'Easy Heat' is awesome

Top of the world ma! Top of the world!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awww, yeah

I struck again!

...Now if only the Cuban Messiah catches on

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easy K

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

painted the corner WOOT!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Goddamn mlb feed

You are 10 seconds ahead of me, Jim, on strike zonetonight (squeezing Soria and Matty’s generous zone).

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

bat, meet alex's shoulder. shoulder, bat.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

bat, meet alex's shoulder. shoulder, bat.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

oh. shit. i just pulled a wu.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, 10 seconds behind?

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, the double posting.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I missed that, too

Nice Crede tonite.

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by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

3 pitch strikeout, all looking.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice play.

I’ll accept the short throw there.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

The Sox took about half the game, but I think they're finally into it

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

soria likely won' t be able to go tomorrow, right?

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't leave Matty to start the 10th on the road

after pitching the 9th. Last time – walk-off in Tampa to the 1st batter.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

sample size, pos.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

would be nice to see jd earn some extra votes here

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I know Thome has given us much this game

but I am hungry for mashed taters.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

what happened to aj

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm smokin' crack

discard

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another Ramirez?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

thome's line will look fine...3 hits and a walk, 2 doubles, scores 3 times.

but it’s all meaningless. unclutch mf.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Nick Swisher: Action First Baseman!

Now with kung-fu grip.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Jim or cip needs to fuck around with that.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

he would certainly come with hair dye

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

with photoshop i mean

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a great play

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

can anybody explain thorndog's rebound this year?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

He's gonna get spiked if he doesn't get his foot

off the top of the bag.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Easy Inning.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Game 90: Gamethread #4

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/8/567612/game-90-gamethread-4

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

this next one better have some damn mojo

it’s got a banner to carry after this one’s love of awesome

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

4.3 IP 1 H 0 BB

bullpen has been effective tonight

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawk: “Hey DJ, do you like gladiator movies?”

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

In Baltimore

And have been getting other announcers lately, has the Hawk still been annointing Alexei as the best player on their squad?

by ozzieball12 on Jul 8, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

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