Game 90: Gamethread #3
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Carlos owes us a three-run homer.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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by Sox Machine on
Jul 8, 2008 9:22 PM CDT
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He owes us hope
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by winningugly on
Jul 8, 2008 9:22 PM CDT
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Olive just gave him a break
time to take advantage of it
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on
Jul 8, 2008 9:22 PM CDT
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Olivo
time to take another rehab stint
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on
Jul 8, 2008 9:23 PM CDT
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oddly enough I'm actually eating olives
I’m gonna sit and enjoy them…see y’all at the top of the 8th
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on
Jul 8, 2008 9:24 PM CDT
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you gotta stop soaking them in everclear, brother.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on
Jul 8, 2008 9:24 PM CDT
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LOL
Post o’ the eve.
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Jul 8, 2008 9:25 PM CDT
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REC'D FOR GREAT JUSTICE
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
by colintj on
Jul 8, 2008 9:27 PM CDT
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i think it would be good to start recommending more comments. let the good ones get their recognition.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Jul 8, 2008 9:56 PM CDT
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I just like seeing them turn green
by Ozzie Montana on
Jul 8, 2008 9:57 PM CDT
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well there's only one rec on toonder's post. hook a brother up
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by colintj on
Jul 8, 2008 10:13 PM CDT
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that's too bad
you have to refresh to see the green
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on
Jul 8, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
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yah, but then you can taste the olive
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on
Jul 8, 2008 9:32 PM CDT
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As long as it's not the olive you hold between your ass cheeks
during the frat party pranks it’s OK.
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by winningugly on
Jul 8, 2008 9:33 PM CDT
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LOL!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Jul 8, 2008 9:34 PM CDT
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whoa whoa whoa
they don’t pull that shit at UCLA baby. they’re all class.
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by colintj on
Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT
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Bing cherries at UCLA
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Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT
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damn straight Colin
Gotta go to USC to find that sorta rubbish
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by jeeves on
Jul 8, 2008 9:44 PM CDT
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(Inhales deeply. Kills 1,000,000,000 brain cells.)
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by winningugly on
Jul 8, 2008 9:24 PM CDT
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like you've got that many to kill
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by colintj on
Jul 8, 2008 9:27 PM CDT
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Well that rally crashed

Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on
Jul 8, 2008 9:25 PM CDT
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Q! is q this eve
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by winningugly on
Jul 8, 2008 9:25 PM CDT
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queue.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Jul 8, 2008 9:26 PM CDT
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So does Cheat have this recap? I'll be honest, I've been lollygagging on this one.
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by colintj on
Jul 8, 2008 9:26 PM CDT
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what else is new colin
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on
Jul 8, 2008 9:27 PM CDT
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lol, high expectations you guys have here
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by colintj on
Jul 8, 2008 9:28 PM CDT
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if we lose the game just post a FAIL picture
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on
Jul 8, 2008 9:29 PM CDT
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EPIC FAIL for handing the royals their first victory of the season.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on
Jul 8, 2008 9:31 PM CDT
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Just make sure it's over cue's picture
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Jul 8, 2008 9:31 PM CDT
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There's the short arm.
Gah. I thought he killed that, at least for tonight.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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by Sox Machine on
Jul 8, 2008 9:27 PM CDT
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Scotty Pods?
Not a stellar cue tonite.
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Jul 8, 2008 9:29 PM CDT
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Very, very good.
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Jul 8, 2008 9:34 PM CDT
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cue.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Jul 8, 2008 9:28 PM CDT
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fsn kc did a close-up on a crying small kid sox fan
nicely done.
by thatshortkid on
Jul 8, 2008 9:29 PM CDT
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Is he crying over Pablo
like the kid and Shoeless Joe?
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by winningugly on
Jul 8, 2008 9:30 PM CDT
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I saw that.
Future SSH.
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by Sox Machine on
Jul 8, 2008 9:30 PM CDT
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Nicely played. Better than what I was thinking.
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Jul 8, 2008 9:31 PM CDT
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i'm glad you kept that to yourself
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by colintj on
Jul 8, 2008 9:35 PM CDT
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Maybe Ozuna had the team weed hookup
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on
Jul 8, 2008 9:30 PM CDT
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That why we haven't had any chronic pain issues this year?
And Swish’s Gameday photo indicates that he’s the team hookup.
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by colintj on
Jul 8, 2008 9:36 PM CDT
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big bad nick masset in the pen
oh shit
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on
Jul 8, 2008 9:30 PM CDT
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Thome having himself a night
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on
Jul 8, 2008 9:35 PM CDT
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Tying run's at the plate.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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by Sox Machine on
Jul 8, 2008 9:35 PM CDT
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too much good stuff from thome
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on
Jul 8, 2008 9:35 PM CDT
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Hawk - "...we're lucky to have gotten this game in..."
As it stands, I don’t think so. We need some runs here
by Brush Back on
Jul 8, 2008 9:35 PM CDT
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Not a good strike one.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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by Sox Machine on
Jul 8, 2008 9:36 PM CDT
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Which leads to a bad stirke two.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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by Sox Machine on
Jul 8, 2008 9:36 PM CDT
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Not a good pitch to swing at for a strike two
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on
Jul 8, 2008 9:36 PM CDT
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an even better strike 2
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on
Jul 8, 2008 9:37 PM CDT
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DJ apparently has been eating my olives
he thought the first pitch was a ball
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on
Jul 8, 2008 9:37 PM CDT
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He was kinda right.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Jul 8, 2008 9:37 PM CDT
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Your tossed salad has olives in it?
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Jul 8, 2008 9:40 PM CDT
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Can Konerko just not see the low outside pitch?
Has he always been this vulnerable to that pitch?
It seems like even when he takes one way outside he’s close to offering on it.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on
Jul 8, 2008 9:39 PM CDT
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Joe Mays has a big mouth
And told a lot of teams how to pitch to our right handed pull hitters.
by southsideirish71 on
Jul 8, 2008 9:41 PM CDT
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not. true.
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by colintj on
Jul 8, 2008 10:14 PM CDT
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Nice rebound, Paulie.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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Jul 8, 2008 9:39 PM CDT
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yeah that was nice
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Jul 8, 2008 9:40 PM CDT
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Good AB
F vince. OBP, MF’er.
;)
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Jul 8, 2008 9:40 PM CDT
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What I can't ask a question?
He rebounded nicely, I wasn’t saying he was going to strike out. Just wondering, because he’s been vulnerable to that low/slow/outside pitch all season.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on
Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM CDT
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nah f you man
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM CDT
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That hurt my feeling
I only have just the one.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on
Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT
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everybody is just a little discombobunabutabulated after the ozuna news.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT
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yeah the ozuna getting dfa'd was dicked up man
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT
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Well, give him credit
Laid off the balls and fouled off the heat after his first 2 nacks – learned well enough to get on base.
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Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT
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He's never liked changeups
So that would probably be what you’re seeing.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
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Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM CDT
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the basecloggers are going to cost the sox this game. if they hadn't been on base 6 times so far, i'm sure the sox would be well ahead.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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Jul 8, 2008 9:40 PM CDT
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i'm so inclined to fanshot this
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM CDT
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that's awesome!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT
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Catching up to the game pretty late
Can someone explain what happened with that miscue in the 2nd between Alexi and Konerko?
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Jul 8, 2008 9:40 PM CDT
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Paulie went out to make the play, couldn't, Alexei fielded
and then Konerko and Jose managed to bungle the Who Should Cover First Base issue.
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Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM CDT
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If Steve Swisher was at 1st
3 runs don’t happen
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Maybe, but there were other issues this game
besides it’s just one game.
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by colintj on
Jul 8, 2008 10:14 PM CDT
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There were other issues...
... a couple of them begin with the letter Q.
They also end with the letter Q.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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Jul 8, 2008 10:15 PM CDT
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i wish i knew...i'm late too
did ya check out the bulls stream again oz
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
by furby2056 on
Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM CDT
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I made that thread dammit
Coincidentally, they played well and the amount of dipshits decreased exponentially.
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nice nice....i missed the game as well
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by furby2056 on
Jul 8, 2008 9:44 PM CDT
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Nothing crazy
Tyrus played well, Rose looks like he can get to the FT line at will, Aaron Gray was the MVP.
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Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM CDT
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guy with his reported athleticism should be an immediate offensive threat
just because he can get into the paint.
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Jul 8, 2008 10:15 PM CDT
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no longer do the bulls have only one guy who can create a shot for himself or anybody else.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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Jul 8, 2008 10:16 PM CDT
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getting opposing teams into foul trouble/getting to the line is awesome.
and it’s something the bulls have been bad at for years.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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Jul 8, 2008 10:17 PM CDT
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Guy didn't get called for 1 foul today
In a game where no one fouls out. If he can get the D Wade treatment from the get go, he’s a perennial All-Star.
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Jul 8, 2008 10:18 PM CDT
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if he's d-ing up and not getting called he might be the anti-baby bull.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Jul 8, 2008 10:21 PM CDT
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and this one might even be able to D up
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Problem is he is too passive
He doesn’t realize he’s playing with D League castoffs and tries to actually involve his teammates.
He’s pretty impressive in fast break situations. The ease at which he can get a shot off or draw a foul is pretty sweet. That shitty jumpshot of his….that’s another matter.
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That's a pretty common issue for guys who can get to the hoop like he can
but that’s fixable.
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absolutely. and he's a gym rat. he'll be shooting jumpers more often than jeeves shoots smack.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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Jul 8, 2008 10:19 PM CDT
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and jeeves shoots more smack than Bubs after a big con
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Jul 8, 2008 10:20 PM CDT
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the wire!
but please no season 5 talk. it’s got it’s own area on sss and i’m still working through season 4.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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Jul 8, 2008 10:22 PM CDT
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Reportedly he has tendinitis because he practices too much
Makes you love him, then you want to slap him and tell him to calm his shit down.
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Jul 8, 2008 10:21 PM CDT
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everybody just needs to settle.
i saw some comments on the tendinitis article indicating that the pick is already a waste because the dude has tendinitis in his knee like every other athlete in the world. people need to chill and give the guy some time.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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exactly. tendinitis in and of itself is nothing to get worked up about.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
by MarketMaker on
Jul 8, 2008 10:24 PM CDT
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i don't mind it right now.
it’s not gonna prevent him from getting to the hoop and it might encourage him to do so.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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give him a little time. same thing happened last year at memphis.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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OT - Elton Brand signs with 76'ers
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wow, really?
lol, sucks for Baron.
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really? wow. that's a big move.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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didn't listen to bill plathske
spell
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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Jul 8, 2008 10:20 PM CDT
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platschke, iirc
that Zordon shit was hilare
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Jul 8, 2008 10:20 PM CDT
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it was indeed
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
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Good for Maggette
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i'm only looking for him to find a little rhythm with tt and noah in the summer league.
hopefully they get used to running the floor quickly, too.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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Problem is, these games are so ugly
The spacing is horrible, no one knows what the fuck they are doing. You can’t build a rapport with someone if there’s 2 other D League dipshits out there trying to score in order to secure a roster spot.
I think all of them will do wonderful things in practice. The Bulls are a very hard working team in practice, and if you have 2 guys like BG and Rose who just live at the gym, that’ just sets an example for everyone else. Even Tyrus has been working out like crazy this summer before the league even started.
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after how much his jumper improved from last year to this year i don't get why anyone was questioning his work ethic.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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Jul 8, 2008 10:25 PM CDT
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Swishalicious!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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SWISH!!!!!
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
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SWISH A LISH
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Now would be a good time
For Joe to rediscover how to hit left-handed pitching.
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good enough for me
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
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Jul 8, 2008 9:46 PM CDT
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That works!
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Not on 2nd?
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Throw could've been cut off.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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Deep enough pop-up from Joe!
Woot!
Coffee is for closers.
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popup power!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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Junior Shabadoo?
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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neat
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
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tied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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JC off the hook
Good-enough start.
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Jul 8, 2008 9:50 PM CDT
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putting in BA pays off
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
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Beauty
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If he hits one out
I have t-shirts for the house.
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maybe next time
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
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the necktie has been stained with the embarassment of losing 2 battles in a row to kc ramirez.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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here we go octavio
time to get the job done
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Pretend there are runner on.
Last time, Dotel drilled Olivo with the first pitch.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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jeeves?
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Tonto.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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LOL
Frankenstein?
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Dotel had me worried there for a sec
I looked up and saw him crumpled in a heap…thankfully he was just cleaning his kicks
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
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miguel olivo is a great man
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you know, i turn this game on and the sox are down 4-1, so i coach/cheer 'em up to a 5-5 tie
and i can’t help but wonder what the hell the rest of you have doing with this game. are you all just watching with blank looks on your faces? or are you trying to help us win?
seriously. fuck.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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My wife's asleep.
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well i've been rooting them on....
but colin’s mom is asleep so that explains him
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i'm worried about what this entails
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
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that's her excuse. what's yours?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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were they soaked in absinthe?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
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If they were I would not be sitting still at a laptop
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i feel like you didn't try hard enough
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We need to score a couple runs
Avoid walk-off territory
Coffee is for closers.
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OT But this is the lamest picture of Derek Jeter

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All aboard the choo-choo train!
All aboard, all aboard!
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good inning for dotel
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Better be
1) Because he owes us big-time.
2) Because Aviles is going deep.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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That was a better pitch than Konerko's strike one.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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Jesus caught my double
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DeJesus is a pain in the ass.
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That is no shit
Bat and glove. He hate us, Tonto.
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damn
that’s a great play right there though
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36 pitches last night and now into a tie game? yikes.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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Soria is one ugly fuck.

How do you fuck a nut?!
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Almost some unabrow going there
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the rare tri-brow.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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Joe Pantoliano
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Secretly hindu or what?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
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That is a half ass unibrow
At least be Indian and have a thick, full one.
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i just got off an elevator with the most pungent curry-smelling motherfucker on earth.
man that shit smells terrible. i had a buddy who lived next to some curry-cookers. led to him moving out.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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Most of my brethern have yet to discover the magic of febreeze...or showers
But, still, fuck your presumably pasty ass.
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Maybe he was Italian - you ever think of that?
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thank you wu.
actually i’m both italian and pale. it’s a nice combo.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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Mr. Recessive Genes.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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mr. czech and german as well if you're wondering.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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I like eye-talians
It’s the only other food that my parents enjoy eating.
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no one can do it better.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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the French, the Japanese and the Chinese would object
at least that’s what cheesy Japanese cooking extravaganzas tell me
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
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come on now colin. they all are capable of making a nice dish, but let's give credit where credit is due.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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my comments were meant to be more of a culinary statement than a racial one, but if you think they are inseparable then perhaps they are.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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Well any spice can smell
But you did say curry smelling motherfucker. I hope you burn you racist sack of crap. Let my people go.
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i would say it's a somewhat distinct smell. curry, that is.
but please, continue. i never knew that finding the smell of curry to be displeasing was racist, but what the hell? you learn something everyday.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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I thought this was all in good fun?
Consider this a lost conversation
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no worries. some people get a little defensive if they think they felt some racial undertones.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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Race is useless unless you can insult everyone about it
At least, the sheltered ones that don’t actually experience mistreatment. For them it sucks. For me, race discussions should be limited to Chappelle’s Show.
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goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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curry is fucking amazing and MM is pretty hate filled
he’s one of those asshole go go 80’s throwbacks. if i could post the 80’s guy from Futurama right here, i would.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
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oh man, you rule my world baby
that was such a good episode too
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I'm a shark
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
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What an underrated show
Fucking Family Guy gets 2 spinoffs, and this gets canned?
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totally agree
I can’t figure out why it flopped on Fox? (besides the fact they love cancelling shows almost as much as they love promoting new, crappy shows)
I love watching futurama on comedy central these days
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
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Jul 8, 2008 10:27 PM CDT
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Can you imagine a FOX
Where Firefly, Andy Richter, Arrested Development, and Futurama were all on the air?
That’s the greatest nerd network ever.
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never would happen
Fox doesn’t really like ratings all that much
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
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Technically you could say they love them too much
Since all those shows got horrible rating, but they were never given a proper chance to develop an audience.
If you ever watch AD on DVD, David Cross has a pretty sweet rant about how poorly the show was marketed, and it’s done in his never nude jean cut offs.
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it was better when it was on AS, because it was on all the time
CC runs it once a day, if that.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
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the direct to DVD movies are good
the first one is better than the second, with 2 more on the way
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
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awesome vince.
i have wet dreams about having a wardrobe filled with power collars.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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The Gordon Gekko look suits your silver tounge
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how dare you talk about my tounge in front of everyone?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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My feed just went to shit. Did A.J. swing and miss?
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Fly out to left center
Coffee is for closers.
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C'mon, cue.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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q q q q q
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
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come on qbert
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
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Soria's getting squeezed.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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Like an orange
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But not tweezed.
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wow, speaking of pablo being a child molester
I think that guy is a little to excited that there’s a small child on the wrapping
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
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Jul 8, 2008 10:02 PM CDT
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You leave Mr. Whipple alone!
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only if he leaves kids under the age of 18 alone
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
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We need to trade him back for Eric Byrnes
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fuck that i want chris carter
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
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Q-less this eve at the dish
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iseewhatyoudidthere.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
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Well if we can make it out of the bottom of the 9th...
I think we’ll win….but I’d say “fat chance.”
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It's Aviles time.
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STFU, Jim
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Take that, Stanchar.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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stanchar-esque!
Coffee is for closers.
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nicely done
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
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Though I'm still holding my breath.
Easy Heat time.
(And I’m on board with that nickname.)
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Though I'll still use Thorndog
No reason not to.
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'Easy Heat' is awesome
Top of the world ma! Top of the world!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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Awww, yeah
I struck again!
...Now if only the Cuban Messiah catches on
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painted the corner WOOT!
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
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Thornton got the opposite of Soria's zone.
One more, Matty.
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Goddamn mlb feed
You are 10 seconds ahead of me, Jim, on strike zonetonight (squeezing Soria and Matty’s generous zone).
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bat, meet alex's shoulder. shoulder, bat.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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bat, meet alex's shoulder. shoulder, bat.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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oh. shit. i just pulled a wu.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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Wait, 10 seconds behind?
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no, the double posting.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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I missed that, too
Nice Crede tonite.
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3 pitch strikeout, all looking.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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Nice play.
I’ll accept the short throw there.
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The Sox took about half the game, but I think they're finally into it
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
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Appropriate Ozuna mourning period
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Will Nessie make an appearance tonight?
How do you fuck a nut?!
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A watched loch never ... something.
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soria likely won' t be able to go tomorrow, right?
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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Can't leave Matty to start the 10th on the road
after pitching the 9th. Last time – walk-off in Tampa to the 1st batter.
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sample size, pos.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
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would be nice to see jd earn some extra votes here
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
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I know Thome has given us much this game
but I am hungry for mashed taters.
Coffee is for closers.
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what happened to aj
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
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i'm smokin' crack
discard
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