Game 90: Gamethread #4
by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 10:23 PM CDT
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I believe tonight that's called a Jeeves' moment
thank you very much!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
H Ramirez is the kind of pitcher that we can't hit...
the Royals should have found a way to start him in this series, but I guess guiding them to an extra-inning win is the next best thing.
that's too good
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
but you already told me to shut the fuck up once
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
hart to hart?
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
that episode is when i decided i loved family guy.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
The Star Wars ep was when I decided I hated FG
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
don't tell the elf
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Man..if you are H. Ramirez and have struggled to get back to the show...
I think the last thing you should do is jaw with the ump and possibly get kicked out.
Trey Hillman looks like a manager.
They are getting some bad home plate umpiring.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
Nicely done by Alexei
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions
Hes a gamer.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this more World of Warcraft spam
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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Isn't it nice having someone at the bottom of the order (Missile)
rather than a blackhole (Uribe)? It never struck me how great it is to no longer just expect outs
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
shaking that hand like crazy
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
Sox got away with one
Umps are really in our pockets today
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
what happened?
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Smartest player in the game...with an accidental (wink-wink) rake of the
face!!!!!!!!!! Nice going Alexei!
Wow thats an awesome mustache!!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=40597132
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Is Hawk enjoying the good fortune with umpiring?
Or is he ignoring it?
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
DJ said, "Sox got away with one"
for what it’s worth
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
F DJ
Slashy’s got a right to the basepath, too.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
eff kay see too
their announcing crew won’t shut the fuck up about the “uncalled obstruction”
by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
that brings the running count of sox getting screwed vs. sox getting gifts to 17,491 to 8.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
you were saying
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this...
and totally redeem yourself!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
thanks, harry.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't win all the time...
but I’ve got us in 1st place, eh?
ANNNNNNNTHONY!
Alexei having fun out there. Feel bad for the Royals, though.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
PUT YOUR FOOT ON THE NECK, JIM
OR I WILL RETURN EVERY GODDAMN T-SHIRT I’VE BOUGHT.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
F KC
THEIR BARBECUE SUCKS. THEIR FOUNTAINS ARE WHOLLY UNIMPRESSIVE. ARROWHEAD STADIUM IS NO BIG DEAL YHARARARARARRARRRRRRRGH!
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
damn that was a messed up collision
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
Great running by Alexei!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
nice job AJ and SLASH strikes again!!!!
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
every time a ball is miss played he is there
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we never should have let him go. all i can do is think about him.
his smile always brightened my day.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
don't worry. his million bucks brighten his.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
DONT CRY FOR ME SOUTH SIDE LOVERS
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
everyone else is gonna have to pick up the grinder slack now that pablo is gone.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
A Grindplosion if you will
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
In Baltimore
And have been getting other teams announcers, has Hawk stuck with Alexei as the best player on the team schtick? And when was the last game where we scored four runs late without a jack?
Someone running Yahoo! is a Royals fan...
and can’t face the truth.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=AhdZh9.THHcL4eqzJNXGfwARvLYF?gid=280708107
Wait here..
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=AhdZh9.THHcL4eqzJNXGfwARvLYF?gid=280708107
lol, thanks stanch
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
according to the box score, it's already over. not sure that's a real royals fan.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
RALLY THREAD!
WHOOOOOO
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
2 in one night
That’s some nice thread posting.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
nessie
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
How many outs has Thornton got?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
only 18 pitches for 5 outs so far.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
coffee drinkers?
i’m not sure what you want here.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Was that Loaiza in the dugout?
I guess that answers who is getting called up.
Yah that's what my brother said
I wish I hadn’t missed it, but between the two of you that has to be right
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
how did 2 runs score on the sacrifice??
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions
more elaboration
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
*flaps arms slowly*
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
pretty gnarly collision in the outfield
gave Alexei just enough time to get around, needed a nice slide to beat the throw
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
if alexei had a few more pounds on him
he wouldn’t have beat the throw. stay skinny young man!
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
DL retroactive to June 30
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Jesus shit!!
Theyre terrible
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Normal TV = Tremendous.
Mm. That’s good picture and sound.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
that thing was gorgeous
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i know right!!!
pisses my ass off
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
i hate watching non-hd like a fucking normie.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I want to shake his hand.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
(Hillman runs out)
“I don’t have anything to argue. I just wanted to see that moustache. I’ve been admiring it all night, and it really is great work. Can’t wait to see more of it the next two days.”
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
i read that whole thing as if he was yelling.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
fuck i didnt see that yet
Has Linebrink been as shaky as I’ve seen the last week?
The last week - couple dingers
and nearly blew the save against the A’s. Cust just missed going deep.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Question...
what were Hawk and DJ talking about that led them to talk about actors?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
i wish i knew
that was an impressive wandering digression for a game in the 11th
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
At least we get the sound I guess
but this is fucked up. Is the normal feed screwy?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
ed: here comes anderson with those gazelle like strides
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Damn this would be a sweet win...
then they can all go cry their eyes out for Pablo.
Irish Funeral style
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Ok the smack is kicking in
all the players have rainbow shadows trailing off their movements
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
go ask thome....when he's ten feet talll
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have you ever watched baseball...
on weeed??
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That's umpire Bill Hohn with the moustache
In case you wanted to write the league office or something.
Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine
I want to write him.
For instructions.
by expatnyc on Jul 8, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
if you're right, or wrong, or whatever, you're gonna die.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
here's a horoscope for everyone
virgo…you’re gonna die
gemini…you’re gonna die twice
libra…you’re gonna die
scorpio…you’re gonna die fucking
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
i am transported to a more innocent time
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
i'm glad you're my age
when i quote more obscure things you always know what i’m talking about
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
i appreciate it as well
fucking old people are everywhere round these parts. too many.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
as you do.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I was referring to the near collision in the OF.
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit Linebrink!!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
fuck
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
please let this be the last game he closes
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
Hopefully we escape and then Ozzie and Coop
can reconvene and come to the logical conclusion that this guy should not get the ball in a closing situation.
he has said he doesn't want to close. now he's going to show them they should have heeded his very christian wishes.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I gotta stop hanging out here
because the MLB package is like 15 seconds late and it fucks with my viewing pleasure. Does LInebrink remind anyone else of Hermanson before he shit the bed after a great start?
update, somebody, please.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
Coop: Are you fucking kidding me, Tex?
Liney: My stuff is as good as it’s ever been. Just ask the guys at WSCR.
WTF is this interferance bs the royals annoucers are complaining about
I have been around baseball my whole life, is the baserunner not entitled to the fucking basepath?
nice to see you pop up at this time, how timely
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
2 games is enough to know?
Still, this obviously doesn’t make a point in my favor. FWIW, I emailed Ozzie telling him to go matchups.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
btw lol @ your timely appearance
disappear for the entire comeback and pop up right when the game gets re-tied?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
haha i was gonna say that
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
HR?
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
i'm turning this off
worked last time.
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Fooker
Could JD have caught that? It looked like he was about to leap for it and then decided against it
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
where runners always score from first on a double.
and that double should have been out number 3.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
sheeyit!
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
dude, who are you going to put in instead?
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
MASSET??!?!
do you have any idea how retarded that makes you sound?
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
So not only have we blown a game perhaps...
but by putting a guy in a situation he can’t succeed in we may have also lost a previously effective setup man.
POE
The Post Ozuna Era begins?
The average fan (and fantasy geek) does not get it, the guy was the straw that stirred the proverbial drink.
1000 year curse.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions
uhh
youre drunk, right?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
nice
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
can we ban you now?
"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
it's the 11th inning dumbass
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
game should be over if JD knows where to play
how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?
pitching writer guy.
please link us to all of the evidence that guys who are effective in high-leverage 7th, 8th, or later (when game is not in save situation) appearances can’t close because they are chokers.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
turns out there isn't any :(
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
12th
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Wait, are they dead?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
http://www.chinasucks.org/dogmeat7.jpg
now thats a dead dog
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
Game 90: Gamethread #5
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/8/567630/game-90-gamethread-5
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
says more about us than the game, i fear.
"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."
by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i just google imaged "dead puppies"
not as bad as you’d think
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
try dogmeat
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
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