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another rally thread!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Better timing, Wiz.

Now you’re on the trolley.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

H Ramirez is the kind of pitcher that we can't hit...

the Royals should have found a way to start him in this series, but I guess guiding them to an extra-inning win is the next best thing.

by stanchar on Jul 8, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's too good

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but you already told me to shut the fuck up once

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ramirez to Ramirez

Beach Justice.

Lookit Crede hitting lefties!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hart to hart?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah.

It’s Gumbel to Gumbel.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that episode is when i decided i loved family guy.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Star Wars ep was when I decided I hated FG

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't tell the elf

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 10:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man..if you are H. Ramirez and have struggled to get back to the show...

I think the last thing you should do is jaw with the ump and possibly get kicked out.

by stanchar on Jul 8, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Trey Hillman looks like a manager.

They are getting some bad home plate umpiring.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time for Slash to resurrect hisself

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ramirez wins!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

come on orca

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Woot!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is this more World of Warcraft spam

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

VG

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn't it nice having someone at the bottom of the order (Missile)

rather than a blackhole (Uribe)? It never struck me how great it is to no longer just expect outs

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hope slash is alright

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shaking that hand like crazy

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sox got away with one

Umps are really in our pockets today

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what happened?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=40597132

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 10:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Hawk enjoying the good fortune with umpiring?

Or is he ignoring it?

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

F DJ

Slashy’s got a right to the basepath, too.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

eff kay see too

their announcing crew won’t shut the fuck up about the “uncalled obstruction”

by thatshortkid on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that brings the running count of sox getting screwed vs. sox getting gifts to 17,491 to 8.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No DP please...

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bainsey with the correct call

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SAFE!!!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOAH

What a catch. Nice 2-run sac tho.

by expatnyc on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

Did I just see 2 runs score on a sac fly?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AJ!!!

How do you fuck a nut?!

by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!!!!!

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ANNNNNNNTHONY!

Alexei having fun out there. Feel bad for the Royals, though.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PUT YOUR FOOT ON THE NECK, JIM

OR I WILL RETURN EVERY GODDAMN T-SHIRT I’VE BOUGHT.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   2 recs

F KC

THEIR BARBECUE SUCKS. THEIR FOUNTAINS ARE WHOLLY UNIMPRESSIVE. ARROWHEAD STADIUM IS NO BIG DEAL YHARARARARARRARRRRRRRGH!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Much better.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

REC!

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn that was a messed up collision

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

great catch.

helicopter

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice job AJ and SLASH strikes again!!!!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I miss Pablo.

:(

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tears....

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

every time a ball is miss played he is there

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we never should have let him go. all i can do is think about him.

his smile always brightened my day.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't worry. his million bucks brighten his.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DONT CRY FOR ME SOUTH SIDE LOVERS

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was so Grindy it took diamonds

and turned them into charcoal

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

everyone else is gonna have to pick up the grinder slack now that pablo is gone.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A Grindplosion if you will

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In Baltimore

And have been getting other teams announcers, has Hawk stuck with Alexei as the best player on the team schtick? And when was the last game where we scored four runs late without a jack?

by ozzieball12 on Jul 8, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone running Yahoo! is a Royals fan...

and can’t face the truth.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=AhdZh9.THHcL4eqzJNXGfwARvLYF?gid=280708107

by stanchar on Jul 8, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol, thanks stanch

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DOUBLE FAIL

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

according to the box score, it's already over. not sure that's a real royals fan.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RALLY THREAD!

WHOOOOOO

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 in one night

That’s some nice thread posting.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who closes?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nessie

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How many outs has Thornton got?

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only 18 pitches for 5 outs so far.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

coffee drinkers?

i’m not sure what you want here.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was that Loaiza in the dugout?

I guess that answers who is getting called up.

by the wimperoo on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yah that's what my brother said

I wish I hadn’t missed it, but between the two of you that has to be right

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how did 2 runs score on the sacrifice??

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

more elaboration

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*flaps arms slowly*

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pretty gnarly collision in the outfield

gave Alexei just enough time to get around, needed a nice slide to beat the throw

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if alexei had a few more pounds on him

he wouldn’t have beat the throw. stay skinny young man!

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DL retroactive to June 30

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's on the DL.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesus shit!!

Theyre terrible

How do you fuck a nut?!

by omnipotent grab on Jul 8, 2008 10:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Normal TV = Tremendous.

Mm. That’s good picture and sound.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck normal TV

I want to see that ump’s ‘stache in HD dammit!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that thing was gorgeous

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i know right!!!

pisses my ass off

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hate watching non-hd like a fucking normie.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh shit THAT mustache

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(Hillman runs out)

“I don’t have anything to argue. I just wanted to see that moustache. I’ve been admiring it all night, and it really is great work. Can’t wait to see more of it the next two days.”

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do you offer free moustache rides?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i read that whole thing as if he was yelling.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck i didnt see that yet

Has Linebrink been as shaky as I’ve seen the last week?

by ozzieball12 on Jul 8, 2008 10:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The last week - couple dingers

and nearly blew the save against the A’s. Cust just missed going deep.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

one down...

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Question...

what were Hawk and DJ talking about that led them to talk about actors?

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i wish i knew

that was an impressive wandering digression for a game in the 11th

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least we get the sound I guess

but this is fucked up. Is the normal feed screwy?

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The normal feed looks like its from the 70's

Just like that ‘stache.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ed: here comes anderson with those gazelle like strides

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn this would be a sweet win...

then they can all go cry their eyes out for Pablo.

by stanchar on Jul 8, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Irish Funeral style

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok the smack is kicking in

all the players have rainbow shadows trailing off their movements

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awwwww yeaaaahhh

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

go ask thome....when he's ten feet talll

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's umpire Bill Hohn with the moustache

In case you wanted to write the league office or something.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you're right, or wrong, or whatever, you're gonna die.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Promise?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

here's a horoscope for everyone

virgo…you’re gonna die
gemini…you’re gonna die twice
libra…you’re gonna die
scorpio…you’re gonna die fucking

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i am transported to a more innocent time

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm glad you're my age

when i quote more obscure things you always know what i’m talking about

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i appreciate it as well

fucking old people are everywhere round these parts. too many.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BTW, you got a birthday Friday, bro?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as you do.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh great. DeJesus.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn it, Liney

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh my god

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh damn that was close

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just like Jenks so far

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ass.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hopefully we escape and then Ozzie and Coop

can reconvene and come to the logical conclusion that this guy should not get the ball in a closing situation.

by stanchar on Jul 8, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he has said he doesn't want to close. now he's going to show them they should have heeded his very christian wishes.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I gotta stop hanging out here

because the MLB package is like 15 seconds late and it fucks with my viewing pleasure. Does LInebrink remind anyone else of Hermanson before he shit the bed after a great start?

by ozzieball12 on Jul 8, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coop: Are you fucking kidding me, Tex?

Liney: My stuff is as good as it’s ever been. Just ask the guys at WSCR.

by expatnyc on Jul 8, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GOD DAMMIT

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DAMN

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh my.

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why why why why

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See colintj...

Linebrink = not a closer.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice to see you pop up at this time, how timely

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's on the anti-bandwagon

Only shows up if the Sox are doing something bad.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 games is enough to know?

Still, this obviously doesn’t make a point in my favor. FWIW, I emailed Ozzie telling him to go matchups.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

btw lol @ your timely appearance

disappear for the entire comeback and pop up right when the game gets re-tied?

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha i was gonna say that

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HR?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not good.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm turning this off

worked last time.

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did jd give up on that?

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fooker

Could JD have caught that? It looked like he was about to leap for it and then decided against it

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not likely

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3-2 count kills

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where runners always score from first on a double.

and that double should have been out number 3.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sheeyit!

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh this is so ridiculous

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude, who are you going to put in instead?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MASSET??!?!

do you have any idea how retarded that makes you sound?

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So not only have we blown a game perhaps...

but by putting a guy in a situation he can’t succeed in we may have also lost a previously effective setup man.

by stanchar on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're tied

and still playing.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is BS

You gotta be kidding me

Why was Dye not in proper position?!

by Option27 on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

POE

The Post Ozuna Era begins?

The average fan (and fantasy geek) does not get it, the guy was the straw that stirred the proverbial drink.

1000 year curse.

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uhh

youre drunk, right?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Linebrink in the 8th inning = good...

Linebrink in the 9th inning = choker.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can we ban you now?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's the 11th inning dumbass

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pitching writer guy.

please link us to all of the evidence that guys who are effective in high-leverage 7th, 8th, or later (when game is not in save situation) appearances can’t close because they are chokers.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

turns out there isn't any :(

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

but what about the 12th?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

12th

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Screw it.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait, are they dead?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

http://www.chinasucks.org/dogmeat7.jpg

now thats a dead dog

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 10:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Game 90: Gamethread #5

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/8/567630/game-90-gamethread-5

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i just google imaged "dead puppies"

not as bad as you’d think

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

try dogmeat

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 10:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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