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rally thread 3!!!!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

i feel like a bulls fan

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

WORK HARD, PLAY HARD

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

or ripped it off Bill Simmons' ass

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

//respectful nodding gesture of admiration and civic pride.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Linebrink = Politte

Great reliever, not a closer. Why isn’t Thorndog being given a chance?

by madopal on Jul 8, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant in general

Not tonight. What is Linebrink, 1-4 now? They had a quicker hook with Shingo, and he at least gave them a half a season of good closing.

by madopal on Jul 8, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

1-4

In save situations, not record.

by madopal on Jul 8, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

IT'S SHINGO TIME!

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, hermie was terrible as the sox closer.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

ftw! and that's getting the best rec in the house.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

ruh roh

remember, it isn’t actually the ghost of your dead asshole father

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are awesome

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm up at 4:30

Done. Bring it home. Get Nessie in.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 8, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Thome and Konerko have been disposed of

Larry’s new friend should be happy

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 8, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

This has to stop

It is inexplicable that Ozzie has Linebrink out there closing games when Dotel has proved he can do it from his past.

by whimser on Jul 8, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

welcome to the twilight zone!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

glorious!

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

read better.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

no kidding

I prefer Savesy McLovestoblowit

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think you misspelled it, it's written latroy hawkins.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

With Wise and Anderson now having been used as pinch runners

The Sox are really going to miss Ozuna.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uribe wouldn't even touch it.

[/fat joke]

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

his teeth might not

but that’s just because he’s got incredibly well suppressed gag reflexes

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

The KC announcers just reminded me

that BA is a 1st round pick. I hope Beckham translates to a better pro career

by ozzieball12 on Jul 8, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

no offense to Anderson, but...

B.A. hit .342 with 22 HR in his 3 year college career
Beckham topped those numbers this year alone, .397 average, 24 HR

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

WCIU is ass.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok

Time for BA to stand for Bad Ass

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

BA, base hit, plz...

And end this fucking disaster in the bottom of the 12th.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

HD back rally time

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

anything offspeed or low and out fastball

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good pitch to rip.

Didn’t get it in the air.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

That almost got between his legs.

He stopped it with his calf.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

swish gonna come through

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

FAIL

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just want to say right now

that DJ has had a very enjoyable broadcast tonight.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Dump Hawk?

DJ + Stone?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

bingo

DJ without Hawk is good. never happen though

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

I want to pour mercury in my ears when dj is alone and droning on throughout the inning.

now dj with someone other than hawk is ok, like when he does fox games, but please never dj alone.

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

let me go on record

I hate DJ

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

racist!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I didnt say lets cut holes in our sheets and string him up.

He just sucks.

“nummy nummy nummy”

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want Hawk to retire on his own terms

but DJ and Stone would be a fun broadcast.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uribe!

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at that line? Jesus.

If only we’d had a couple errors. Just to match it.

by expatnyc on Jul 8, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Adam Russell time?

He comes in to pitch, then hits a HR in the top of the next, then closes it out?

by madopal on Jul 8, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions  

need a big net to get him out of the fountain

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

z

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll play your game you rogue

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off Topic

Did anyone catch DJ and Derrick Rose for an incredibly uncomfortable interview last weekend? Amazing

by ozzieball12 on Jul 8, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions  

haha that was a solid interview

i think rose was scared

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was amusing to be sure.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

we don't need your negativity!!!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't you just say that Masset should have been in instead of Linebrink?

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Massy

I feel confident here

=(

by Option27 on Jul 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT reply actions  

rose was a bitch

how did Memphis let him go to school there?

by ozzieball12 on Jul 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT reply actions  

VG!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope you can see this because I'm recommending it as hard as I can

/mooninite

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was magic!

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome. Predictions?

HBP? Double off the wall? Balk?

by expatnyc on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

double off the wall

it will be a game winning double, i’m sure.

...and as I write that a DP happens…so…Game Winning double by the white sox.

by shaftr on Jul 8, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice DP!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Magic!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

rack em up!!!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

woah double plizzzay

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

dp

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

expatnyc

does the mlb package seem to get the other teams announcer mote then not? And how about that fucking double play!!!

by ozzieball12 on Jul 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

You know...

My wife is a Twinkies fan, and it seems to me that she gets Bert and Dick more than we get Hawk and Deej. I wish I could figure out how MLB decides. Seems like the FSN channels get more play than CSN/WGN/WCIU. I suspect CIU doesn’t have a deal with Extra Innings.

by expatnyc on Jul 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife gets plenty of Bert,

not enough Dick.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 6:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

OMFG... nice bunt.

And thanks for hustling to 1B, Butler.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Drawn out DP

Paulie is faster than Billy

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

liney.

career in save situations: 3.11 era, .682 ops against in 162 innings
career in non-save situations: 3.02 era, .676 ops against in 288 plus innings.
if those numbers don’t scream choker, i don’t know what will.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

i just looked those up earlier

I was shocked to see that.

It certainly doesn’t feel like it.

by shaftr on Jul 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

put your harvard education to good use

He was banned for today partly because he uses bad words (in a mean way; unlike everyone else who only use them when absolutely necessary in order to fight the terrorists)

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 9, 2008 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was looking into it

but all I can find are averages. The center is about the same, so you need a measure of the spread of each distribution to find out if the difference is meaningful.

I mean, I guess I could go through the gamelogs, but that might take a while. Does anyone know if there is there a way to export data from baseball-reference to Excel?

by reardenmettle on Jul 9, 2008 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

so apparently there is?

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 3:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Billy can't run hard

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

he runs hard he plays hard....leave him alone...

he’s a royal damnit

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

that sounds disgusting

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

His WHIP is terrible...

He has been so lucky this season, hence the decent ERA.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Monsignor strikes again

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohhhh he got all of that one

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow game over if not for out at 2nd

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Should read:

Someone on the sox score a goddamn run

by jeeves on Jul 8, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a no-lose situation; his other team already won.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

that presumes he's a sox fan

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amazing

“That’s the hard thing about the game,” manager Ozzie Guillen said. “If some of the players out there didn’t like the move, it’s easy to do [something about it]: Tell Ozuna to stay here and [and they can take his place and] get out of here and play in the Minor Leagues.”

And Wise and Uribe dont start

by ozzieball12 on Jul 8, 2008 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Slash is here for YO

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

forgot the U

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Rally Time" from google images yielded:

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I'll take it.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, it worked

It’s our Rally Pooper Trooper.

by madopal on Jul 8, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

i saved it for future use

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

this image is awesome. i love the cod piece on the ground.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

hello

new desktop background

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's fucking hilarious!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grindy!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Love it.

H&R is the right call.

by expatnyc on Jul 8, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Noce

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

YES orca

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

they're all hungry.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are the wind beneath my wings Jim

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

thats the 4th time you made me laugh tonight
1st time im on record

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

google rules

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

are we gonna see nessie?

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

wow, Q! has had a bad game eh?

I’ve only seen a few abs and i count a dp and 9 pops

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Elton Brand to the 76'ers, huh?

Gordon and Hinrich still around? Time for Paxson to retire.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

just based on brand's playoff successes alone.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heard "Estaban" and almost did a spit take

Didn’t realize he was talking about the batter

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

1500+ posts on a Tuesday

playing KC on the road. Until past midnight EST.

We need to get a life.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 6:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

But of course.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

it's ok slash

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

ssh during the games...

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

He struck out DeJesus?

MAGIC!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

fudge

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

This game is going to be tied soon...

Masset gives up hits like it’s going out of style.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm amused.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea

I WANT 20 INNINGS!

Mostly to see the images get wierder as everyone gets tired-er.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is serious you guys.

SERIOUS AHHHHHH MORE DRUGS MORE DRUGS AHHHHHHHH

splat

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

gawwwwwwwwd

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

anybody but dotel is better then that choker. the numbers back it up.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never said I wanted him...

Masset sucks.

Shit, I would throw Adam Russell out there.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

my god...this is killing me

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

ah good

set up the DP at the plate.
smart

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

lollllll

This is the best game of the season by far

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

this is silly

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

this is a crazy train

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

i was just thinking that.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

The Royals haven’t had a walk-off win in over a year.

by expatnyc on Jul 8, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Because they suck...

Yet, the Sox can’t put them away to save their life.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

trumped!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is going to be so embarassing if the sox lose. i mean, the royals are what, 0-90?

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

everyone is dreading the thought of being their first win.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

unnecessary post of the night.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

*WHOOSH*

up in flames, Backdraft style

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cowley's gotta stay up late

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

please nick do it for pablo!!!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

FUNNIEST IMAGE YOU CAN FIND GOES HERE:

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

MAGIC!

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

YES THIS GAME IS OVAHHH!!!!!!!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW!

thank the lord

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

BALL GAME WHOOOOOOO

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

if only i was 2 years older....

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by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah dude, don't admit that. just drink baby

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

things a kid says about drinking at age 10?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

amen

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

MAGIC!@!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

lucky

13!

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"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

b/c we really deserved that game.

by shaftr on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

time for a scotch.

or 10.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

cheers.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

and then salud because i'm pouring myself another.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh it feels so good for that game to be over

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

i'd like to thank everyone except SSH for providing the accompanying visuals to the game

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

masset will spot you the first baserunner, then it's anything goes.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

nah, i trade computerized from an office by the cbot. but the market does open at 8:30. but i live less than a mile from it.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

that school is closing my friend.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm looking forward to cme on the nsdq.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

make some cash tomorrow.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

fear and loathing?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

the question is...

will ssh try to claim now that his “grudzielanek will end this” was really in reference to a sox winner?

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

it was likely true either way.

except for a rare 1 run single or walk

by Trooper on Jul 8, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think it was only 1st and 3rd with gordon up when he said it.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 8, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Mommmmmmm!

I popped my bozo bag!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

is that a Debbie Downer reference?

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

even better.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes been dead

but his grandkid got drafted last year.

by the Royals I think actually

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
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by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

IT WAS FOR YOU PABLO!!!!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Pablo is on his knees in the clubhouse

in tears telling ozzie he’ll pitch tomorrow night if needed.

by stanchar on Jul 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

lolwin

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions  

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:35 PM CDT reply actions  

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

craig ehlo

ehlo + L = e-lol

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions  

is that jaws the nintendo game?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

nevermind. this is jaws the nintendo game.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Odell Lake

Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jul 9, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who is pitching tomorrow?

If he and Russell can beat down the Royals, the Sox should be 3.5 games up.

Twins have a sweet Livan Hernandez vs. Josh Beckett matchup.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

it sure is nice having the old Jose back, ain’t it?

by uofcdood on Jul 8, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope...

He was terrible tonight. 5 ER on 10 hits in 5.2 IP. Bring back the Jose who doesn’t hang every forkball.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

shaftr, the other contributing author

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's see if this works...

View Larger Map

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

well it'll play. the embed didn't work that well.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

i know that feeling.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

BASTARD!!!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Linebrink's ERA is suddenly worse than Thornton's.

And is Masset the luckiest reliever in baseball?

3 hits and 2 walks in 2 innings for a WHIP of 2.50 and he doesn’t give up any runs.

by SSH2005 on Jul 8, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is....

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

-MM

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks!!!

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

...this is like the time i ended up talking to myself for 30 minutes

except i got people to go nuts with me this time.

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

huh?

you okay?

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, you weren't there for that

i’m just fine

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

i’m going to take you to tinley park and drop you off

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 8, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

i live in tinley park

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

whats ftw mean though?

we should grab a brew at Durbins sometime.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

ftw = for the win

generally you can find this shit on urban dictionary

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

ty

ty= thanks, dick!

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

jk

jk= aw nm

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nice mental hospital reference

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 8, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

it wasn't a long trip for this group.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

where the hell am i

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're right here with me. and we're gonna be fine.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 8, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

separated at birth?

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, close...

but the guy in the first picture is hotter.

by SSH2005 on Jul 9, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

yuck

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

RECD

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Q! and Dye

1 for 13

fugly

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 8, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

all signs point to yes

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by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

dental plan

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:50 PM CDT reply actions  

lisa needs braces

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by thecip on Jul 8, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU GUYS!!!!

YTMND FTW

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

The pinnacle of human innovation.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

sometimes you can explain human existence with one looped .wav and a single shitty web page

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

what's the worse meme evah?

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by colintj on Jul 8, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohhhhhh.....what a night

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 8, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 8, 2008 11:55 PM CDT reply actions  

NEVER LOWER YOUR EYES BEFORE AN ENEMY!

/tatsu

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

alright sportscenter time....

how long before john and jordan danks sit atop the brothers home run list?

by furby2056 on Jul 9, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

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