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Game 91: White Sox (52-37) @ Royals (40-51)

Chicago White Sox @ Kansas City Royals


Javier Vazquez (RHP) vs. Brian Bannister (RHP)

Time: 7:10 p.m. CT, TV: CSN+ (CLTV), Radio: WSCR AM-670 (B-R preview, Live Boxscore; 2007 MLB Gameday; 2008 MLB Gameday 3D)


Today's Starters

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
Javier Vazquez 7-7 18 18 1 0 0 0 115.1 120 58 56 15 33 114 4.37 1.33
Brian Bannister 7-8 18 18 1 0 0 0 108.1 119 67 62 13 31 63 5.15 1.38



GO SOX!

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very similar stats for the pitchers

except for the Ks. My impression of Vasquez has been good this year. I didn’t realize Bannister was doing as well with a crappier Royals team. Learning something new every day.

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on Jul 9, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Like you learned that you were the second post today

so suck it!

But yeah, I didn’t realize Bannister was pitching that well, not did I realize how much of a difference, at least on the surface, those K’s make. Nice for stranding those base runners, I suppose.

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I may be wrong (NOT!) but hasn't B-squared been getting the shit kicked

out of him lately. He was lights out in April/May, IIRC, but has come back to Earth lately.

Like Count, without the hissy fit.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 6:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Apologize dammit!

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on Jul 9, 2008 6:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, gosh darn it, I was wrong

To be honest, my post did appear first on my browser, by about 1 second. But that’s what I get for running my mouth. I guess I have to suck it now. Doh.

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2008 7:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You are all worthless and weak!

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lay off the uppers

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 6:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good advice

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2008 6:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you show up after tim on my screen, biyotch.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 6:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, I was first on my screen

Not anymore though.

Shhhh, but I think it’s a conspiracy against people wearing running shoes. Cheat doesn’t like it when people blog with running shoes on and is trying to bring us down.

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2008 6:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fucking hippie. put some damn wingtips on.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MM, weighing in 1/2 hour behind, per usual

Catch up, man!

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you ever see the old snl sketch with tom hanks, i believe, in which he's perpetually late in his comments in a conversation.

the others involved would have already moved on to the next topic in the flow of the conversation.

i think there might have been a time machine that comes into play to solve his problem.

i also seem to remember some kind of a punchline in there referencing the french connection.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 7:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't remember it

but if Hanks was in it, I’m sure it was good. He’s like Baldwin – 95% hit ratio.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's somewhere in the cobwebs over here. it seems like the kind of thing jim would know and have on hand.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 7:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jim not yet gracing us with his Presence this eve

Hope he joins us and drops that effin’ Sox Machine BS site and gets serious with SSS.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BTW,

HUGE posts within the last 24 hours. Cheat’s site value up to $160K.

Don’t short it, either. We’re hot.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did I mention that

UR GEEEEHHH? HA!

Suck it , WU, you POS!

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2008 6:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And to think, I haven't even started drinking yet!

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2008 6:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pablo gets everybody googling their asses off, in search of e-comfort.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 6:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No way

The bubble has burst under fears of inflated post counts.

We’re down to half our original value

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 9, 2008 6:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I choose to see this as a value play

As a private equity investor I will cobble together the bank financing necessary to buy control, and allow current management to do their thing (except colin – we need a fucking weekend recapper).

OK, ducks are in a row. Who do we talk to?

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 6:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was meaning to ask you about that. i haven't been receiving my paycheck from sss.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Starting BUO after I take this deuce...

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bombing porcelin harbor, eh?

I’ve got some paperwork to catch up on as well. Good luck!

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2008 6:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha, i totally sunk their battleship

also fwiw, i did not make that post from the iphone, if you get my drift

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 6:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not into shosting, eh?

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 6:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or maybe it should be POO-sting.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 6:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

David Bowie said it best:

“Hitting an all. Time. Low.”

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait a second...

so grebeck stole the line about his fantasy camp third baseman from bowie?

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 6:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You. Suck.

Get. To. Work. You POS.

BTW, I now have a nice pictoral collage of my F-Camp experience, framed, hanging on my work office wall. Yeah, it’s an ego thing, but me in a Sox uni, grimacing like Crede throwing to first, and that next to a picture of me with Wimpy having his arm around me, feels pretty effin’ good when the market goes down 200+ points. That, plus the offspring, is some satisfaction.

I am Sox gay.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Took the words out of my fingers.

You are gay. Sox.

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, I hope it doesn't drift over here

and shouldn’t that be “stunk their battleship”?

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2008 6:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can't it be both?

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 6:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who let all these people into my room?

this place is so popular that nobody comes here anymore.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jul 9, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ready to go up 3.5

A) Was there a Bobby roster move today?
B) I love tonight’s lineup.

by stanchar on Jul 9, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bobby dl, d.j. carrasco on 40 and on 25

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

even the 9 hole?

and yes.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jul 9, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey! Shouldn't you have said stay at 2 1/2?

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jul 9, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

beat me to it mofo

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

some of us are fast. Others are half-fast.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jul 9, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

true dat

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shouldn't it be ready to go down 2.5??

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like swish in the #2 spot

with aj out

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

poor line-up move by ozzie

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way to fuck it up, stan

WTF is “B”? WTF? We are now lucky to score twice tonight.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why should hall play instead of aj

isn’t hall 0/3 against bannister…WE’RE DOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEDDDDD THE SOX SUCCKKKKKKKKK

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SSH?

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's not ssh unless he says:

is it wrong that i am doing cartwheels and lighting fireworks because i am so happy somebody on another team was injured?

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's why i said it isn't ssh-like.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it is newsworthy

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Especially if it benefits his favorite team

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was really fun to write

Find it here

whadya think?

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

excellent work, as usual. aside from the fact that it's now above the gamethread, slacker.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WIZ TOLD ME TO DO IT IT'S GOOD LUCK WHY DO YOU HATE ME

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Toonder was born a bloodless,

heartless, pitiless husk of a human. Perfect lawyer.

Don’t blame yourself – except for the TARDINESS!

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good info

Late. Sheesh.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah they love the A's in SF

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, give this person a try:

Screw Billy Beane. I am sick of the way the A’s run their franchise.

They don’t win World Series, and they know nothing about keeping - or even BRINGING - fans to the seats.

I will never root for the Giants, so it looks like baseball is dead to me now.

Posted By: OrindaMcP | July 08 2008 at 04:07 PM

Perfect depressive lay.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're really looking out for me, WU

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I care, c.

So much it hurts.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bonus...if he/she/it lives in orinda, he/she/it has $$$.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I believe at this stage

you are correct – a hermaphrodite is plausible and acceptable to the c-man.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i do not know what led you to posit that

but i am concerned for the both of us

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's old and didn't get the scrubs reference anyway.

jd: once, on a red-eye flight, turk groped a trans-sexual.

turk: baby, it was dark, and he-she-it had a body that was rockin’!

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i fear for toonder b/c he likes scrubs

a pox on ye, mr. strook

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's quite alrite Toonder

I caught it, and you get a star in my book for liking scrubs, so with the pox from colin you’re at a net gain of zero…hooray equilibrium

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well a pox is usually a little more deleterious than

a sticker star is good for you.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe the kerosene-soaked olives will make up the difference.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pray, toonder, pray

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Plenty of available men out here that would love to try you on for size

just ask toonder – BA ZING!

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 9, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

famous lol

i still feel pretty cool though. are you running something similar to google analytics on SSS? i was kinda wondering what sort of readership my posts are getting.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TPTB are, but I don't have access to that

There’s no good way for them to track 130+ sites…

I just happened to click the sitemeter (the rainbow box at the bottom of the site) to see how much traffic fell over the holiday weekend, and noticed the referral.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 9, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TPTB seem to get in your way a bit

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sure

in a motherly, you’re living rent-free under my roof, now go take out the garbage sort of way

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 9, 2008 7:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i can relate!

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so you know how i was bragging about AT&T

i don’t think i can get the game tonight.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not that i can find

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am watching it on

MOJO HD. Is that a comcast only channel?

PS Three Sheets with Zane Lamprey is the only thing worth watching in this channel, except the Sox apparently

Bloggin'

http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/

by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'll see if i can find it

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wikipedia says

MOJO is owned by Comcast. Lame.

Bloggin'

http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/

by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, i couldn't find anything.

thanks for the effort though.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 on, 0 out

javy won’t let me relax

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe pablo slept with his girl too

"I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right? "

by onlysoxfaninboston on Jul 9, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

That was Contreras’ (ex) wife.

Hence 2007.

Bloggin'

http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/

by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kansas City: Our team sucks but we have an awesome TV!!

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that think is fucking amazing

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Turner Field

I watched the entire game on the scoreboard.
Now THAT is a badass TV.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear Javy,

Try to get out of the 1st with less than 50 pitches.

Regards,
Trooper

by Trooper on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear Trooper,

Sorry.

Ciao,
Javy

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear Trooper,

Your wife gave me a message to give to you:

“Ciao.”

Ciao,

Javy

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear Javy,

No wonder you suck. That bitch is a Royals fan. Check your water bottle.

by Trooper on Jul 9, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't stop

Believin’

Bloggin'

http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/

by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that sucked

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did thome hit it hard?

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Takes old guys a bit of time to warm up

after a long night. Wait until the 5th or so.

Unless stan’s mojo effed it up for us with the “I love this lineup” BS.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

true

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

Can he hit it harder, farther? yes.

PR is just on the rag again

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

there’s always tommorrow

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 7:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yep

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 7:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you are highly syllabic tonight

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i know

something’s missing yea colin

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

man you're in serious mourning here

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'd ask if i could help, but WU would swoop in and say something like

YOU KNOW SHE HATES IT UP THE BUTT RIGHT COLIN?

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You are on your own

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why?

is that

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think she means you wouldnt swoop in

not the other.

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jul 9, 2008 7:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

preemptive strike...very interesting.

"I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast, but then you had to go and play the fucking hero."

by Toonderstrook on Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, i got game

watch me roll.

/can’t say that and keep straight face

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at me?

yeah, it’s hard not to when

fame = a link in a paper and an article in a Michigan Football annual.

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(Begin "Theme from 'A Summer Place'")

bally and Chiburb understand.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 8:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wth

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If that ball is 5 feet left or right, it's a double, and you'd be singing Thome's praises

but since it was right at a defender, “it wasn’t hit hard”

Pardon me if I have to counterbalance your murky view of things with a pesky thing known as objectivity

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 9, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

more crap

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

once again, ignore the frat house boys

and TRY to enjoy your time here.
Have you met Uncle WU or Uncle Bally?

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jul 9, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah they're a real treat.

clearly.

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go count your posts to your Gallagher piece

They will keep you warm at night.

;)

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1...

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he wrote about that idiot who smashes veggies?

I must have been out of town.
Is this game over yet?

When she farts, a little rainbow comes out...

by Chiburb on Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time for bed, Pops

Past 7:30. WTF, are you Howard Stern?

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF

Is a god damn wheel house

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by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Javy's ERA is going to have the last laugh....

b/c no matter how effective or ineffective he is, Javy is going to throw 115 pitches tonight.

by stanchar on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm going with

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592

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by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

something a lot simpler.

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OOF

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by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That is distrurbing on so many levels

but it is GENIUS!

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What I want to know

.. is where I can buy a Uribe one. (What can I say I am a breast man)

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by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   2 recs

lol

RECS ALL AROUND

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that kills me

wow. amazing.

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what's in his mouth?

pot smoke?

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

looks like a used condom

But I understand you’ve never seen one of those – BA ZING!

His most recent E5, botching a sure double play, was classic, as was his recent Dybzynski moment – pinch-running, then quickly getting picked off.

Pablo taketh away, and he giveth, usually with the same hand. Pablo, we barely knew ye. - WU

by rhythm on Jul 10, 2008 5:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

REC4U

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im being shut out by the royals

how disturbing

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you are?

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i've heard "we"

but i’ve never seen anyone use the singular first person to encompass a baseball team

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's no I in team

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 9, 2008 7:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Neither in Teamocil

at least not where you think

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is that like Homocil

but for Sox fans. Take 1 when Contreras starts, 2 when Javy starts, and 3 when Linebrink “closes”

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by gafferland on Jul 9, 2008 7:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

with me, just guess "arrested development reference"

i’m pretty predictable.

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but i have seen an elephant fly

fwiw

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dumbo, actually

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like to pretend I am managing

And curse in broken english, tear up newspapers and be homophobic. Drinking helps.

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by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 7:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry I'm late to the party

Was trying to score some smack, but alas there was none to be had

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shoulda stayed out in LA

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What'd I miss?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sucking, apparently

crikey Javy. Bannister has really turned on us so far.

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you have to use your AK?

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's that you say to somebody you hate?

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 7:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alaska?

Nothing like throwing a baked alaska in someone’s face

by Trooper on Jul 9, 2008 7:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

After 3 innings in Bannister's last 2 outings,

The Rays had scored 4 runs and the Cardinals had 5 runs.

Pitching, defense, health.

by ballyb on Jul 9, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what I was referring to earlier - I thought he'd been

less than effective his last 2-3 starts. Was he home or away?

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 7:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn damn

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Russell and Carrasco are the only ones who didn't get work last night right?

Jeez, we might have to send down BA for the 3rd game just to have a bullpen left.

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OZUNA!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 9, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lets say it together now...

‘TAKE HIM OUT!’

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by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

offense showing nothing so far

don’t waste the pen. who can say back to back cg losses!

by Trooper on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sleeping with Madonna

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His wife?

Pitching, defense, health.

by ballyb on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hopefully there are pictures

with the Kaballah.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lot of game left. kc's long night last night will come back to haunt them.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Officially time to be concerned about Vazquez....

Two fifths of the Sox rotation looking ragged lately…..

by hitlesswonder on Jul 9, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here's hoping for a nice

18-run inning.,

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by gafferland on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe they should break up Contreras and Javy in the rotation

Until one of them decides to stop sucking.

Really tough on the bullpen.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vasquez is like the

Samuel Taylor Coleridge of starting pitchers. Let that one sink in … oh yeah.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Jul 9, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Russell tonight?

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 8:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's basically assured

although if 2006 javy and 2007 contreras are back as it seems, what does it matter?

by uofcdood on Jul 9, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Clearly no way we can beat Greinke

It’s not like we’ve scored 8 runs on 6 IP against him in game before.

This season.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 8:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And have never come back from a deficit against KC

This season.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 8:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no he does not

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey let the man work

he’s aligning the stars for the Sox a day ahead

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 8:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Swisher with a double

This team is still horrible. I hate them, fire Ozzie he’s a whore.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who? Whaaa?

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 8:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Exclamation Point Lives!

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Q!

He got his exclamation point tonight!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

q! the all-star!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Easy - Kong Kingman got lucky 440+ times

String a few good AB’s together and we’ll talk.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Really thought DeJesus was going to make a play on that

I don’t like him.

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 8:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Qlish!

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

q! the all-star!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah c'mon d00ds, where's the love?

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah btw the Z function is sucking somewhat right now

skipping comments and whatnot

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hawk got snookered by a good ad

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd like to see Coop get a hold of AJ Burnett....

he’s available and I think KW can count on terrible inconsistency from at least 40 percent of his rotation from here on out….granted most teams deal with 60 percent inconsistency….we’ve been spolled.

by stanchar on Jul 9, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good point - Coop's work here is not done yet.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 8:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What do we have to trade?

Ozuna

Any speculation on acquiring a pitcher like AJ Burnett seems moot to me.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 8:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's always nice to see PK try to go the other way....

but it seems at times he gets too obsessed with it and continue to suck.

by stanchar on Jul 9, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wiz hates you

(Just a guess – don’t rub another man’s rhubarb, dammit.)

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