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Q! with the 2-run HR!

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Where the hell is Wiz?

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm here now!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking to myself

What would make this a more perfect evening: ‘SSH showing up in the game thread, of course!’

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is nothing positive about the way Vazquez has been pitching lately...

and only 2 hits against Brian freaking Bannister through 5 innings.

by SSH2005 on Jul 9, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want that

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ennui flooding the site tonight

and with the real Vulture ushering in the Dark Ages I’m hitting the ejector seat button.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cooper with his hands full.

Contreras
Vazquez
Linebrink
Floyd
Masset

Pitching, defense, health.

by ballyb on Jul 9, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Thread!

For real real not for play play!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Thread!

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

let's win this one

for nellllllson mannnndela!

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is not yet time for the Rally Pooper Trooper

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q!

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

offense by Q!

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q! does it again!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

relax idiot

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

just turned on teh game

has javy been as shitty as the line shows?

by ozzieball12 on Jul 9, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeap

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Big Exclamation Point

cannot be stopped.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is it me

or has floyd and danks been the most consistent starters over the last month?

by ozzieball12 on Jul 9, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if you're looking in the past month

put Buehrle ahead of Floyd. ERA’s starting with their first starts in June are as follows

Buehrle – 2.13
Floyd – 3.22
Danks – 2.05

usual caveats about ERA apply

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh

its you.

everyone else thinks theyve been the most consistent all year

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 9, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Will these old

motherfuckers hit a steeper wall down the stretch? And if one of them does (Contreras) do we still have a starter in Charlotte to step in?

by ozzieball12 on Jul 9, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if there was a sp callup now, who would get it?

egbert or richard?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richard, imo

but we don’t know how the Sox feel about the pair

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's ma boy!

Go blue baby!

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

google.

it exists.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rumors say he improved his fastball

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

firstinning.com

baseball-reference.com, fangraphs.com, thehardballtimes.com,

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant I havent heard his name

thrown around in any talks about the big league team when he was on the radar the last few years.

by ozzieball12 on Jul 9, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

q! the all-star!

kiss my ass, wu!!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that doesn't make any sense

if it’s us its not dreaded

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We all need to root for a PK strikeout here....

b/c if not then we have a double play of course.

by stanchar on Jul 9, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

be quiet

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you suck

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it worked in the sense of not DP

but i’d prefer if things would work out so it didn’t result in an out

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll always wonder what KW could have gotten for him this off-season

(if anything).....but it’s a moot point. We have 30 million left to pay a guy who I think at best will hit .250 over the next 2.5 years.

by stanchar on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

such negativity

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pwned.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CHE ALEXEI!

Man, Thome huffing and puffing was hillarious.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn, he's slow

Chelexei!

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

safe!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I know Thome isn't fast....

but he looked particularly slow running the bases there….but glad he made it.

by stanchar on Jul 9, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

alexei!

damn, i thought thome was gonna be out by 30 feet

by Trooper on Jul 9, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

missile damage.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kiss my ass, MM!

New name: Chelexei!

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PS

You POS.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

//he's just old.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't make me come and get you, Spaghetti Bender

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where are you going you skinny piece of shit?

-Abraham Lincoln

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I did not know that. I’ve read numerous biographies on Abe and never saw that quote.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

click on link in the word lincoln in that comment.

it’s the masterwork of the sketch comedy group the whitest kids u know.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember you posted that once before

but the “skinny-assed MF” quote works well.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i must be out of material. on to the cubs sb nation site for me.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just keep scoreboard watching for us

and there will always be a place for you, Ravioli Wrestler.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ravioli wrestler. lol.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's from Joe Garagiola

I think my Grandfather was called that. Classic.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never left.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he's good enough for more than one name

I like Missile. I like Che Alexei.

Just not Slash.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how badly do you want to be the one that nicknames this guy?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually e-mailed Guillen yesterday

and asked him to stop calling Che the Cuban Missile because of the trauma it causes us who lived through Bay of Pigs.

He’s not responded yet. Fucker.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that ain't bad. it might elicit a response, even.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how can a professional athlete be so damn slow.

I love Thome, but damn, he looked so slow there, I almost think you could pick a random guy off the street and he’d beat thome around more often than not.

by madvillian on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, did you see the pic of John Daly or R. Jenks in an earlier

thread? I bet Thome blows their doors off.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Subtract his first month - I bets it's .875+.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

without April - .886

June until now – 953

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

time for a 2 or 3-year

get him for all his good years

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm aware

tongue in cheek in suggesting they extend it now to get more of his good years

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Javier Vasquez

Terrible tonight. Putting his team in the hole immediately. Whatever he said that he had corrected last time is not so. If you are injured go on the disabled list because you are pitching that way. The way he and Contreras are pitching its going to be a long second half. I applaud the effort of the team to come back after being put in such a hole by incompetent pitching, of which there is no excuse for.

by Alan Snipes on Jul 9, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Measured, cogent analysis.

of which there is no excuse for

Well, sure there’s an excuse. We just don’t know why yet. Something mechanical was effed up before last sart, and Coop seemingly was getting it fixed. Regressed badly tonight.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are no bad outings, wu. just injured pitchers and guys who should be dfa'ed.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His last outing was a mirage

The A’s lineup was terrible. I don’t know if Vazquez is hurt or has somehow reverted to NYY/AZ Vazquez, but he is a serious hole in the rotation.

by hitlesswonder on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We were saying the same things about Buehrle a month ago

Lets see if he works out of it, eh?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They beat us at our home twice

They ain’t that bad.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Tribe are laughable....

held a 6-0 lead into the 6th tonight in Detroit and eventually lost 8-6 on a M Cabrera walkoff.

by stanchar on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He did, however, take at least 2 strides to his left

before toppling to his right. Effin’ Barishnikov.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I just see Nessie?


Simulation

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

nice!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No idea

Google images as usual.

I have no visual skillz.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's OK to be a good assimilator

Worked for Steve Jobs.

(ducks.)

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(That's why I ducked.)

Jobs worship is a cult-like phenomenon.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never was an apple guy

Although I am thinking of getting one of those new iPhones…

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this Nessie keed

He can stay.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nessie!

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good idea whoever

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sensational

there should be an album of all cip’s work

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesomely awesome!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a really good 1st half picture i did on the off day

I consider it my mona lisa. It’s taking all my balls not to post it.

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Check it out...

I’ll link to it. Gonna fanshot it later this week

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you serious......

Can you be my father/mother/gentleman lover.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha thanks

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are to photoshop

as Michaelangelo was to painting ceilings

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great work, cip

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

brilliant

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

Elbow to the groin by OC.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chicago Tough

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alexei

speedy mexican

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thome!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

THOME THOME THOME

TATER TOT!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thome baby!!!

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fookin' JD

Rescind the vote. He don’t want to play.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thome

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

tied!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

single-riffic!!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're ignoring it

but JD is pissed at Cabrera and he’s having none of it

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you see it was jd he was yelling at?

I assume it was too, but they only showed OC.

by Trooper on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

but JD glared down to 3rd after the 2nd strike, and as he was walking back to the dugout.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 9, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah.

even on the replay of the strikeout, it looked like he had a pissed off smirk on his face even while the pitch was coming.

by Trooper on Jul 9, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh yeah

what the hell, looks like oc was yelling at someone

by lod773 on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cowley twitters

It’s because no ozuna to play peacemaker

by El Duque's Raft on Jul 9, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his butt buddy jose stepped in for him

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

About what

I'm a disgruntled Whitesox fan and I can't spell

by chisox on Jul 9, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If JD was pissed about the SB

he needs to be BAzzled in the Azzle. That would be BS. I don’t give a shit if you are slumping and losing out to Longoria in the balloting.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

amen to that.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OC did the right thing

JD you lose

I'm a disgruntled Whitesox fan and I can't spell

by chisox on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no fucking shit.

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

balk!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

balk another run

why are you against girls

by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DFA that old guy!

THOME, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yawn

wake me up when he does it in a real clutch situation. eighth innning is so unclutch

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait - are you typing in your sleep?

LARRY, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

efficiency

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer satisying the wife in my sleep

That’s how efficient I am.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like 7 runs on 5 hits efficiency

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last run scoring without a completed AB

That’s pretty good.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

RALLY BALK!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sweet

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Jul 9, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q is so fucking clutch

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

balk-inducing presence.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

consider yourself pwned on that comment.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cabrera looked pissed

or PISSED

Bloggin'

http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/

by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SOMBRERO!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 9, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Konerko is dead to me.

He clearly needed more time on the rehab, either that or some roids. God he has been horrible this year.

by madvillian on Jul 9, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BA didn't have that?

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wise would have

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looked like he gave up too soon

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nessie on a short leash

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and with that, the great beastee falls back to the Sea

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

RAWRARRRARRR!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Natalie Dee!

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here we go

all over again

by Option27 on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a mental error from ba there

He had Dye right behind him, he should have went balls out and dove, isntead he pulled up to keep it in front of him.

Not a bad play, just a “meh” one.

by madvillian on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

chalk me up for : could not disagree more.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seconded

motion passes.

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here we go again

Those Cardiac…...Sox bullpen?

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Crede!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSS!

RACK EM UP JOE!

by Option27 on Jul 9, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Best friend

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PABLO WAS THE HEART AND SOUL OF THIS TEAM!!!

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol, cabrera talking shit

I’m kinda starting to like Cabrera.

by madvillian on Jul 9, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chicago gruff

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ThornDog!

Velocity was down that outing, but results are what matter

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hey now

that’s post results analysis. He hit 94 on that last one though. I wouldn’t think 1-2 mph is something to really worry about.

by madvillian on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB gun said 93

I'm a disgruntled Whitesox fan and I can't spell

by chisox on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

127 on my gun

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF do you know - you're asleep

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's the ninth. i'm up now.

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cannon by Alexei

and my sunny disposition has returned after the Sox wormed out of that jam

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Linebrink in the 9th

From what I heard Coop say earliar.

He said Thorton or Linebrink and Matt already pitched so I’m guessing Scott for the save

by Option27 on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!11

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’‘RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew.

The pen needs some rest.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

also, girlfriend was voting for JD during the game.

now she is having second thoughts if he was indeed a whiny bitch.

by Trooper on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whore

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

she reads this and laughs

good enough to let her stick around, i guess.

by Trooper on Jul 9, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK fine.

I’m in no position to talk anyway. I married a Twins fan.

by expatnyc on Jul 9, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sister of a whore

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stepsister

who has to slut it up more to get any attention.

by Trooper on Jul 9, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Linebrink pitches in the 9th

Please keep him on a short freaking leash.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Easy Heat gets it done

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Love JD but he's

deag wrong on this one. A base is always worth more than a strike. I hope he apologizes. By the way the first quote worthy of being my sig.

I think we ought to call Thome and Konerko the "Cholesterol Brothers" because of the way they clog the bases.

by bhoov on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no shout out?

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my bad

I thought evrybody was tuned in to your magnificent run of reifert blog posts. I actually had to decide among 3 options (AJ’s svelter self was real close) that you provided

I think we ought to call Thome and Konerko the "Cholesterol Brothers" because of the way they clog the bases.

by bhoov on Jul 9, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

please. i require my ego to be stroked.

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game 91: Gamethread #3

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/9/568403/game-91-gamethread-3

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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