Game 91: Gamethread #2
by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 8:15 PM CDT
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nah work on a prayer
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
ah, fair enough
should i go with english or work on an old school latin prayer
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neither
that’s boring
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
fiiiine
swahili it is
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SO I'VE HEARD!
THOUGH IT COULD JUST BE A RUSE
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I'm here now!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I was thinking to myself
What would make this a more perfect evening: ‘SSH showing up in the game thread, of course!’
Coffee is for closers.
first comment is a negative comment
...shocking!
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
There is nothing positive about the way Vazquez has been pitching lately...
and only 2 hits against Brian freaking Bannister through 5 innings.
i want that
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I want it on a bun!
How do you fuck a nut?!
by omnipotent grab on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Ennui flooding the site tonight
and with the real Vulture ushering in the Dark Ages I’m hitting the ejector seat button.
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Cooper with his hands full.
Contreras
Vazquez
Linebrink
Floyd
Masset
Pitching, defense, health.
let's win this one
for nellllllson mannnndela!
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it is not yet time for the Rally Pooper Trooper
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
correction
offense is Q!
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Q! does it again!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
The Big Exclamation Point
cannot be stopped.
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
is it me
or has floyd and danks been the most consistent starters over the last month?
if you're looking in the past month
put Buehrle ahead of Floyd. ERA’s starting with their first starts in June are as follows
Buehrle – 2.13
Floyd – 3.22
Danks – 2.05
usual caveats about ERA apply
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uh
its you.
everyone else thinks theyve been the most consistent all year
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
When you are throwing meatballs down the heart of the plate
It doesn’t much matter
Coffee is for closers.
Will these old
motherfuckers hit a steeper wall down the stretch? And if one of them does (Contreras) do we still have a starter in Charlotte to step in?
if there was a sp callup now, who would get it?
egbert or richard?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Richard, imo
but we don’t know how the Sox feel about the pair
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
He's ma boy!
Go blue baby!
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
At least the bullpen will get a rest
during the break
rumors say he improved his fastball
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
firstinning.com
baseball-reference.com, fangraphs.com, thehardballtimes.com,
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
I meant I havent heard his name
thrown around in any talks about the big league team when he was on the radar the last few years.
q! the all-star!
kiss my ass, wu!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
We all need to root for a PK strikeout here....
b/c if not then we have a double play of course.
it worked in the sense of not DP
but i’d prefer if things would work out so it didn’t result in an out
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I'll always wonder what KW could have gotten for him this off-season
(if anything).....but it’s a moot point. We have 30 million left to pay a guy who I think at best will hit .250 over the next 2.5 years.
such negativity
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah well i know what you can do
why are you against girls
by pierzynskirules on Jul 9, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
pwned.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
safe!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I know Thome isn't fast....
but he looked particularly slow running the bases there….but glad he made it.
missile damage.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
//he's just old.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Don't make me come and get you, Spaghetti Bender
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where are you going you skinny piece of shit?
-Abraham Lincoln
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
LOL
I did not know that. I’ve read numerous biographies on Abe and never saw that quote.
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click on link in the word lincoln in that comment.
it’s the masterwork of the sketch comedy group the whitest kids u know.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I remember you posted that once before
but the “skinny-assed MF” quote works well.
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i must be out of material. on to the cubs sb nation site for me.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
Just keep scoreboard watching for us
and there will always be a place for you, Ravioli Wrestler.
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ravioli wrestler. lol.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
That's from Joe Garagiola
I think my Grandfather was called that. Classic.
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ah fell asleep at the keyboard
no wonder he’s cranky ;)
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I think he's good enough for more than one name
I like Missile. I like Che Alexei.
Just not Slash.
Coffee is for closers.
how badly do you want to be the one that nicknames this guy?
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
I actually e-mailed Guillen yesterday
and asked him to stop calling Che the Cuban Missile because of the trauma it causes us who lived through Bay of Pigs.
He’s not responded yet. Fucker.
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that ain't bad. it might elicit a response, even.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
how can a professional athlete be so damn slow.
I love Thome, but damn, he looked so slow there, I almost think you could pick a random guy off the street and he’d beat thome around more often than not.
Hey, did you see the pic of John Daly or R. Jenks in an earlier
thread? I bet Thome blows their doors off.
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without April - .886
June until now – 953
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time for a 2 or 3-year
get him for all his good years
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I'm aware
tongue in cheek in suggesting they extend it now to get more of his good years
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Ha...imagine if AJ was kicked out of the game there....
Uribe would catch?
Javier Vasquez
Terrible tonight. Putting his team in the hole immediately. Whatever he said that he had corrected last time is not so. If you are injured go on the disabled list because you are pitching that way. The way he and Contreras are pitching its going to be a long second half. I applaud the effort of the team to come back after being put in such a hole by incompetent pitching, of which there is no excuse for.
Measured, cogent analysis.
of which there is no excuse for
Well, sure there’s an excuse. We just don’t know why yet. Something mechanical was effed up before last sart, and Coop seemingly was getting it fixed. Regressed badly tonight.
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there are no bad outings, wu. just injured pitchers and guys who should be dfa'ed.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
His last outing was a mirage
The A’s lineup was terrible. I don’t know if Vazquez is hurt or has somehow reverted to NYY/AZ Vazquez, but he is a serious hole in the rotation.
by hitlesswonder on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
We were saying the same things about Buehrle a month ago
Lets see if he works out of it, eh?
Coffee is for closers.
They beat us at our home twice
They ain’t that bad.
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The Tribe are laughable....
held a 6-0 lead into the 6th tonight in Detroit and eventually lost 8-6 on a M Cabrera walkoff.
He did, however, take at least 2 strides to his left
before toppling to his right. Effin’ Barishnikov.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
Did I just see Nessie?
Simulation
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
nice!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
It's OK to be a good assimilator
Worked for Steve Jobs.
(ducks.)
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
(That's why I ducked.)
Jobs worship is a cult-like phenomenon.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
I never was an apple guy
Although I am thinking of getting one of those new iPhones…
Coffee is for closers.
good idea whoever
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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
sensational
there should be an album of all cip’s work
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awesomely awesome!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I have a really good 1st half picture i did on the off day
I consider it my mona lisa. It’s taking all my balls not to post it.
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Check it out...
I’ll link to it. Gonna fanshot it later this week
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Are you serious......
Can you be my father/mother/gentleman lover.
by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
you are to photoshop
as Michaelangelo was to painting ceilings
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i don't get it, why does contreras have a beard?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
if you look closely he's holding a walker
not Walker
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in the event he doesn't read the game threads; you email this stuff to boyer, right?
a slide show of vintage thecip photoshops would make an awesome commercial.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
No. That would be pretty cool though.
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these fucking royals anouncers are really grating
still bitching about the non call on the obstruction
JD's last RBI was Thursday against Oak....and extra base hit.
In other words, here comes a DP.
thome!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Fookin' JD
Rescind the vote. He don’t want to play.
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tied!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
single-riffic!!
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
that makes sense
thanks cheat
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No
but JD glared down to 3rd after the 2nd strike, and as he was walking back to the dugout.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
the camera flashed to the dugout
OC was very animated, flailing his arms and clearly yelling at someone, or at least talking very very sternly
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uh yeah
what the hell, looks like oc was yelling at someone
Cowley twitters
It’s because no ozuna to play peacemaker
by El Duque's Raft on Jul 9, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
his butt buddy jose stepped in for him
"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"
I think Dye had something to say to him when he came back in the dugout after stealing third while he was up
by El Duque's Raft on Jul 9, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
i'd like to say something to JD about knowing how to position yourself in the outfield in a nothing over your head defense.
"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"
If JD was pissed about the SB
he needs to be BAzzled in the Azzle. That would be BS. I don’t give a shit if you are slumping and losing out to Longoria in the balloting.
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amen to that.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
balk!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
DFA that old guy!
THOME, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!
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yawn
wake me up when he does it in a real clutch situation. eighth innning is so unclutch
"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"
Wait - are you typing in your sleep?
LARRY, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
I prefer satisying the wife in my sleep
That’s how efficient I am.
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Last run scoring without a completed AB
That’s pretty good.
CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.
balk-inducing presence.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
consider yourself pwned on that comment.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
hahaha
i’m in such a good mood all of a sudden
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I think google just became artificially intelligent
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Konerko is dead to me.
He clearly needed more time on the rehab, either that or some roids. God he has been horrible this year.
and with that, the great beastee falls back to the Sea
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i think the surface is still very slick
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
that was a mental error from ba there
He had Dye right behind him, he should have went balls out and dove, isntead he pulled up to keep it in front of him.
Not a bad play, just a “meh” one.
chalk me up for : could not disagree more.
fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!
yes!
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PABLO WAS THE HEART AND SOUL OF THIS TEAM!!!
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hey now
that’s post results analysis. He hit 94 on that last one though. I wouldn’t think 1-2 mph is something to really worry about.
Cannon by Alexei
and my sunny disposition has returned after the Sox wormed out of that jam
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Linebrink in the 9th
From what I heard Coop say earliar.
He said Thorton or Linebrink and Matt already pitched so I’m guessing Scott for the save
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"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"
I'll be interested in seeing if Ozzie agrees
by hitlesswonder on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
also, girlfriend was voting for JD during the game.
now she is having second thoughts if he was indeed a whiny bitch.
".302 average 19 home runs ... complainy arguments in the dugout... Vote Dye!"
Coffee is for closers.
Easy Heat gets it done
are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM
Love JD but he's
deag wrong on this one. A base is always worth more than a strike. I hope he apologizes. By the way the first quote worthy of being my sig.
I think we ought to call Thome and Konerko the "Cholesterol Brothers" because of the way they clog the bases.
my bad
I thought evrybody was tuned in to your magnificent run of reifert blog posts. I actually had to decide among 3 options (AJ’s svelter self was real close) that you provided
I think we ought to call Thome and Konerko the "Cholesterol Brothers" because of the way they clog the bases.
please. i require my ego to be stroked.
"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"
Game 91: Gamethread #3
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/7/9/568403/game-91-gamethread-3
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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