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Game 91: Gamethread #3

Q! goes deep again!

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fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

well you may have fucked us on this one

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry!

I had a few rally beers and got carried away.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

VLADIMIR ILLYCH ULYANOV

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

what happened to the 71?

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

wouldn't you like to know

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

what the fuck happened to the other 70 guys?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

who LARE? he's harmless. just be respectful when you go to visit ozuna's memorial fanpost.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Up with the terrorists in Jihad Heaven,

awaiting the last virgin. MM, you know the rule of 72.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's going to be tough to get used to

neither of you ever post though

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah...

I prefer to lurk in the dark shadows.

by southsideirish on Jul 9, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

1. initial thread
2. rally thread
3. octavio thread

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That didn't take long

From Cowley: Story from last inning was Cabrera and JD got into it and Cabrera had to be restrained. More to come

Think the story was more that they pushed two across home but then again he writes for the tabloid

by El Duque's Raft on Jul 9, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

another one
Mark Buehrle and Omer Munoz were just put on the “Kiss-Cam” and Buehrle sprinted off the dugout step. Poor Omer, left at the altar.

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

‘i’ll tell you what, no one out there has more fun than Mark’

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, he's sharpening those knives for cabrera again.

i wonder how he’s going to spin that one being ocab’s fault. shut. the. fuck. up. jd. try doing your own fucking job first. runner on third with less than 2 outs >>>>>>>>>>you swinging and missing.

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wonder if JD has the AS bonus clause

Wife has her eye on a Bentley. No Bentley, no poonie.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry if I presumed it would be Linebrink for sure

I’m just going by what Coop said.

With that being said, I’m glad it’s Dotel

by Option27 on Jul 9, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Definitely pleased that it's going to be Dotel....

but let’s all remember he’s never exactly been comfortable with the closing either.

by stanchar on Jul 9, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, that was fast

No extra innings, please.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Please end this shit early

I continue to hate everyone here with the wrath of a thousand suns.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

So agreed

I can’t stand anymore extras with the Royals

by Option27 on Jul 9, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Curried bastard that you are ;)

What happened to the serenity of Gandhi?

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

The dude got shot

I learn from his mistakes by eating enough for 3 people and killing people who breathe on me.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oakland Committee to Impeach Octavio Dotel sponsor(s) this page.
Our stance is that Octavio Dotel is the worst closer of alltime and a disgrace to the Green and Gold. September 23, 2004 – the day the 2004 season really ended for Oakland.

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

baseball reference?

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Octavio is not fucking around....

like his demeanor out there….Bobby Knight would say he’s got his “game face” on.

by stanchar on Jul 9, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

K

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

K K

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

OH PLEASE TELL!

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Wide zone, but he's called it both ways

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

WINNAH

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Jul 9, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

doc ocK!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I love when he gets that look on his face

Nobody touches him. How to preserve that?

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

dye and orca gotta get into it every night

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

but usually not outside their bedroom.

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sodomites!

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Sandra Day says that's cool, I say it's cool

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

struck out the side

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

in 10 pitches

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that's how you finish a game

WE BEAT DA ROYALZ WERE GONNA WIN DA FUKIN PENNANT

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Bastards - mlb hadn't caught up

2 games we had no right winning. Nice.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

it was a rough morning today

Bloggin'

http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/

by Six Pack on Jul 9, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit

Much better tonight.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

dye tried to give oc the reverse side slovakian-georgian vermont BA (with a half-twist, to boot)

oc would have none of it.

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dye was upset because OC only voted 17 times

OC fired back that he was tired of entering the code each time and had to get ready for the game. It just got uglier from there

by Brush Back on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

nessie with win no. 3

3-0

best pitcha evah!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jul 9, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Is he batting 1.000 yet?

He’d be perfect!

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one can stop the Ness-Train!

CHOO CHOO MUTHASUCKAS

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 batters this time!

He’s gone before the blink of an eye. This Nessie, Feisty, I’ll tell ya.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHOOOO!

I’ll take that.

//checks for SSH

no?

hmm….

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm pessimistic and I'm here!

I like seeing the Sox win some games they shouldn’t…makes up for all those complete game losses.

Pardon me while I go dig up the post where I said I liked the Dotel signing…..

by hitlesswonder on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

grab mine, too, while you're at it.

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Douchebag.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

No reach-arounds here, sir.

Go back to sleep.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

ba-zing!

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why the hell is Dye whining about a stolen base anyway

Christ, if he’s so worried about personal stats he should have just popped one out to CF and gotten an easy RBI

by madvillian on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

The scuffle will be forgotten

Ozzie will get them drunk, and a sweep of the Royals cures all.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

they've already spoken in between the next inning. i'm sure it's fine.

until cowley gets his hands on it, of course.

RACE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, q. you definintely have to stay in there.

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

This is going to sound maybe paranoid.

But did anyone see the KC feed? The home plate ump looked like he winked at someone on the Sox as they were coming out of the dugout passing him.

by expatnyc on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

"See you in the shower after"

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

i saw it.

back, and to the left.
back, and to the left.
back…and to the left.

"What'cha gonna do brother when Ozunamania runs wild on you?"

by larry on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

He either winked

or failed to blink both eyes. Trying to figure out who he was looking at. Maybe Toby? Would make sense… Cuz they’re gay for each other.

by expatnyc on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

there must have been a second

spitter!

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

16 over .500.

Where were we in 2005 at this stage of the season?

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

DOUROWNRESEARCH

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

WAKEUPB4NOONANDPOSTARECAPONAWEEKENDDAY

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

something about staring at a capo on the weekend.

fuck you, that's my name!! you know why, mister? 'cause you drove a hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar bmw. that's my name!!

by MarketMaker on Jul 9, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

57-28 according to ESPN

29 games over. crikey. and only +75 in run differential

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah but it doesn't look right.

thing’s prolly broke.

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

no it's correct

mine was the record at the 90th game…phew makes sense…i thuoght i ate the wrong kind of olive

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, guys

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'll take your word for it.

why had we played so many fewer at that point?

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah

thank you sir

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

no problemo

looking back on that season I still find it impressive that the Sox were in 1st in the division every day of the season

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was a charmed team

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vin Scully doing the Dodgers/Braves game

if anyone has Extra Innings and has had their sleep patterns altered by last night’s game.

by expatnyc on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

hey guys i missed a lot of the game tonight i saw until they were down 5-0

and then had baseball practice…what happened along the way….i saw dotel blow them away though that was nice

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

that's good...

happy to see he finally went off

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Team win

except for Paulie. And he even prevented a hit.

Oh, exclude Javy, too.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

baseball? you actually get to play?

bastard

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by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha yea i'm still going man

good ole american legion baseball

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

legion? what team?

played for Lville Bandits back in the dizzay. closed for em. we used to dominate, but the local HS coach took over the team and turned it into a thing for his team. lame.

are you trying to use stats around here? what the fuck do you think this is? - MM

by colintj on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

cedar lake post 261

we also used to dominate until the rest of the team decided they cared more for their other teams….weird i’m usually the closer too…big curveballing lefty i am

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 9, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

The 2nd coming of Jesus happened

But Q! told him to sit the fuck down, he had some homers to hit.

by Ozzie Montana on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

3rd coming

Pablo was dubbed the messiah…unless you’re claiming the one from the the first century AD was a fraud, but that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms

by jeeves on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

when Jesus touched Q! it closed up those pesky crucifixion wounds

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

Straight to hell for you!

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

it seems to be working

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by thecip on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except vince almost fucked it up

with the “rally-Oops” picture.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It worked only because the simmering race war

in the dugout translated to Dotel’s right arm.

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by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

single in 7th for blanco off lowe

i don’t want to see any more of this tomfoolery on this guestbook. and get off my motherfucking lawn.---good ole larry

by furby2056 on Jul 9, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have the Braves ended that long streak of losing one-run games on the road?

If not, they’re in position to keep it going tonight, down 1-0.

CWS: Slashing negative expectations since May, 2008.

by winningugly on Jul 9, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

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