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The Day the White Sox Lost the Central

When I first heard about the Ken Griffey Jr. trade, I decided to hold off writing about it until it became official. Once it appeared to have significant legs, I decided to wait until the end of the trade deadline to make sense of the Sox roster on the whole. 3 O'clock came and went, and I decided I would wait until I heard Kenny Williams and/or Ozzie Guillen talk about the acquisition. They've both had their say, and I'm sitting here, 8 hours after the deadline, just as confused about the deal as I was 12 hours ago.

Kenny:

'We're not looking for that guy from Seattle. What we're looking for is for you to use your instincts.'

"Center field is actually the easiest of the outfield positions to play from a health perspective. I know that doesn't sound right because you've got to go a lot of left and right, but trust me, it's a little easier to play center field.

"[Instinctively], we feel he's going to give us at least what we were getting out there," Williams added. "Remember, we didn't have the prototypical guy out there in the first place. Swish did a heck of a job, and he'll continue to get some time out there. But he isn't the most prototypical guy that you can put out there, and you don't have to be if you have good baseball instincts."

I'm almost contractually obligated to post my "Where Would He Play" T-shirt here, but now it contains much less irony. (Heck, maybe it's more, but just in a different way.) When the graphic was created, the Sox had 2 entrenched outfielders, with an injured Scott Podsednik in LF and ineffective Carl Everett at DH begging to be replaced. It wasn't exactly hard to find a place to put Griffey. This time, however, the Sox have their most productive corner outfield tandem since Maggs/Lee, and perhaps ever. Meanwhile, Jim Thome, the club's primary DH, has shaken off a slow start to post a near .900 OPS thanks to a two month stretch OPSing over 1.000.

No, Griffey is clearly here to take the place of the struggling Paul Konerko. That might be a decent upgrade if Griffey played 1B. But he doesn't, and Nick Swisher does. Problem solved! Put Griffey in CF, move Swisher to 1B. Brilliant!

Problem: Griffey's fielding

Center Field

UZR: -46 runs per 150 games (2003-2006)
PMR: -44 outs per 150 games (2005-2006)
RZR: -36 outs per 150 games (2004-2006)

Right Field

UZR: -16 runs per 150 games (2007)
PMR: -14 outs per 150 games (2007)
RZR: -22 outs per 150 games (2007-2008)

Say what you will about individual defensive metrics, but we have a mountain of evidence that Griffey is one of, if not the worst everyday defensive player in the game. You're talking about a guy who's a -15 run corner outfielder when he's completely healthy, which he never is.

Griffey is completely self-aware of his defensive shortcomings. In fact, it was the main reason for the holdup on the trade this morning. Griffey was afraid he would make a fool of himself in center, and had to be convinced by Kenny Williams that everything would be OK. Hence, the quotes above.

Ozzie:

"I'm going to put the best guys I think we have to give us a better chance to win the game," Guillen said. "We brought Junior to play, but if Junior don't play the way we think he should be playing, then we're going to have guys here to replace. We are here to win, and we will see how it works."

That will be Ozzie's challenge. Currently, he's got to bench the guy with the "C" on his jersey, the face of the offense, the guy who took less money to stay. And in the very near future, once he comes to the realization that Griffey is not an option in CF, and a poor one on the corners, he has to squeeze 2 future Hall of Famers and 4 above average talents into just 5 positions. There are bound to be bruised egos to go along with the bruised bodies somewhere along the line.

Having Griffey around as insurance against a case of gigantism seems like a great idea, and rotating him in and out of the lineup to keep everyone fresh seems prudent. Yet, Griffey doesn't exactly add much (if any) value in either of those scenarios, no matter what type of voodoo math you apply.

On the plus side, the Sox gave up a heaping pile of Who Cares? for Griffey, and got the Reds to kick in money (both for this season and next season's buyout) as well. But just because something doesn't cost you much, like say, 50 cents, doesn't mean you should buy it.

Oh... there was a game last night. And it sucked. And there will be a lot written about momentum, and ejections, and stuff being thrown on the field. And not a lick of it will have any staying power as a narrative if the Sox rebound and start kicking ass over the final two months.

I don't think the Sox lost the division today. I'm merely playing off the defeatist attitude that tends to be pervasive on this site.

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I lost a couple of paragraphs in there somewhere while rearranging the order

the main point that’s now missing…

The most laugable aspect of the trade is the fact that the Sox bullpen now sits just 6 members deep. Since January, we’ve been hearing things like “we need 7 men in the pen” and “we need a (mopup) guy who can go multiple innings” yet when the Sox make a trade to acquire a 6th outfielder (7th, if you count Alexei, the opening day CFer) that narrative gets buried. And to top it off the Sox pen allows 6 runs in 2 innings blowing a game to the second-place twins. You just have to laugh.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 1, 2008 12:44 AM CDT   0 recs

adam russel can't be the mop up guy?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 1, 2008 9:46 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Get real, Mr. Cheat...

Junior will be fine in center field. It’s an easier position than the corners. I bet you didn’t know that! Don’t you remember how much better our center field defense got when Ozzie replaced Rowand with Everett in 2003 and Anderson with Mackowiak in 2006?

Your insane GM,
Kenny

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 1, 2008 12:49 AM CDT   0 recs

this is especially disappointing when you consider in the off-season kenny could have signed andruw jones.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 12:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Swisher, Griffey, the Pitching Staff

Swisher at First:
This guy is an awful first baseman.
Why does he want to fall backwards after every single throw over there? Yes
Alexei and Profundo have rocket arms, but not knock you on your ass with a throw arms?
No.
I seem to recall in little league you stretch in the direction of the throw from the bag to catch the ball as far away as possible and still touching first.
This guy has said he always played first until he got to the bigs and then moved to the OF, so you’d think he would know how to play over there.
I just dont see why he wants to bail out when the ball arrives. It sickens me.

Adding the Hall of Famer:
The good news is Swisher was a pretty bad center fielder too, so I thought having Griffey out there would be a push essentially, but those fielding numbers look pretty terrible, even though Im not so sure I know what RZR is. Couple that with the feedback from Cincinatti and this could be pretty shitty.

Our best case scenario has Griffey going all Edmonds for us and steps his game up.

When I first heard the deal on the radio this morning, I was like, ‘sweet!’
But the more I thought about it, the more I was scratching my head like you, da cheat.

My basic opinion on the deal is that it cant really hurt us. He’ll likely take the spot of Wise or Anderson who are essentially the same players. His swing is still sound, right? And .241 is better than our dueling Mendoza’s Swisher and Konerko. If Konerko gets straightened out, then they can interchange the old boys and keep them all fairly fresh without losing a lot of the firepower. Griffey > Wise IMO.

The Sox got to be in first place by pitching pretty well and hitting more HR than any other club. Adding a guy with 608 of them cant really hurt, can it? The team cant change its identity, Ricky Henderson wasnt available on the trade market, so why not reinforce what the team really is.

Piching:
This is where Im a bit concerned. The bullpen is banged up. Milwaukee Linebrink is what I thought we signed all along, even though we got half a year of San Diego Scott. My wife hates Dotel despite my stat based defenses because she says he’s not clutch, and shes not even aware of his shaky closer past. Can Contreras come back with anything at all? Do we have anyone other than Richard that can start? I dont hate Richard, and wouldnt mind him staying on in Masset’s spot, but I rather not have him learn the ropes as a starter. Put him on the Buehrle career path. I cant help but think a Gio Gonzales would be helpful here… Is Poreda ready to go? If 2008 is going to end up like 2005 or even sniff 2005, we need a new Jenks. A kid that is on the farm that can come out of nowhere and help out the squad.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 1, 2008 1:06 AM CDT   0 recs

Great post Cheat

Agree with every word, especially the last paragraph.

by Tony82087 on Aug 1, 2008 1:07 AM CDT   0 recs

If Konerko and Swisher didn't suck so bad

the sox wouldn’t of had to make this move. So maybe Griffey coming in will light a fire under him, which is a possibility. Maybe it will also light one under Konerko and Swisher since they are competing for playing time. Swisher’s missed scoops were pathetic today- as one of the best players on the southside there is no reason why he shouldn’t have at least gotten Uribe’s…..however, Konerko would have probably thrown the force out into left field and we would have been screwed that inning. Oh well, lets just hope the offense gets going….in the very least getting Griffey led to the dismissal of Nick Massett, which was about 4 months over due in my opinion.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 1, 2008 1:27 AM CDT   0 recs

How much in terms of real runs is it going to cost

two weeks of implementing a platoon at first base?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 1, 2008 2:40 AM CDT   0 recs

that WOULD be sweet, but can he play 1st?

has he ever played 1st?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 1, 2008 6:21 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

have you ever known someone who can't play first?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 1, 2008 9:45 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Toby Hall

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 1, 2008 10:52 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Mo Vaughn. Dick Stuart.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 1, 2008 11:02 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

And, what the hey, as I was looking at this, look what I found re: Junior:

http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/measuring-defense-for-players-back-to-1956-part-2/

Salient point: Rick Monday is at -84, but has been surpassed as the greatest center field defensive liability by Ken Griffey Jr. (-94)

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 1, 2008 11:05 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

2 innings. fielding percentage = 1.000. sounds like a plan.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 12:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You were all over this yesterday.

I was paying attention.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 1, 2008 12:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I was askin' 'bout you yesterday.

Still getting down with the sickness?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 1, 2008 12:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I still think you two kids will end up together.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 1, 2008 12:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Cute. You are correct - Chiburb's not long for this world. Older than dirt.

HSA will need a guide.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 1, 2008 12:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Never too late to move to Utah

Or is it just the next ex-Mrs. WU?

;-)

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 1, 2008 12:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Geez, I meant as a paternal figure.

Like Jim Jones. You POS.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 1, 2008 1:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Better. Thanks for asking.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 1, 2008 12:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"Defeatest attitude?"

Seriously? That’s a BS call! Booooo! (Throws baseballs onto the field in a totally mature tantrum.)

Optimist

by Peder on Aug 1, 2008 6:03 AM CDT   0 recs

Yes, I take offense to that too.

Bobby: {takes of Sox cap and drop kicks it in cubicle} “GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIITTTTTT PUNTO!”

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 1, 2008 8:40 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"And there will be a lot written about momentum, and ejections, and stuff being thrown on the field."

I hope you have a long post on the fan and Twins’ manager’s behaviour. As a long time White Sox fan, I have witnessed my share of bad manager and fan behavior. Never though have I witnessed anything even close to the behavior at the Twins game on August 31. The Manager’s excessive behavior went way beyond what was called for and it served to incite the crowd to a level of behavior that I find hard to believe. Their organization was tarnished last night. I for one will never attend another game at the metrodome. The event was an embarassing one especially for an organization that likes to present itself as somehow more moral than other organizations. It did affect the outcome of the game. That is not the whole point though. The events of the sevent inning should have led to a forfiet.

by Sox61 on Aug 1, 2008 6:25 AM CDT   0 recs

"As more moral than other organizations."

God, that’s the truth. What a sanctimonious bunch.

Optimist

by Peder on Aug 1, 2008 6:57 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

jesus

it was fuck all man, if that’s all you’ve got to worry about then that’s very sad. It’s not as if they were throwing broken bottles, you should come over here and see some real fan violence

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 1, 2008 9:07 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Curious Ethics

For fear of prolonging this thread which I probably should not have started… So your point is until fans get that bad anything goes? Great moral positioning.

by Sox61 on Aug 1, 2008 10:17 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I think what may be lost on you, and others, is how Twinkies fans tend to think that they are better than other fans

because of their lack of rowdy behavior.

What illustrates this point is how they call Sox fans trash and refer to the incidents at Comiskey where fans ran onto the field to attack a first base coach to prove their point.

Their moral high ground attitude was most recently on display in the comment section of a post / article by Cowley regarding the Twins. Sorry I’m too lazy to post a link.

read the whole thing you stroke artist - kenwo4life

by rhythm on Aug 1, 2008 11:20 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Not lost on me

It’s not lost on me, I live up here. I see it every moment of the season….

by Sox61 on Aug 1, 2008 11:57 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

It was meant to be a response to hoodlight

I figured you would know what I was talking about.

A rear view mirror never looked so good as when I moved out of the Twin Cities.

read the whole thing you stroke artist - kenwo4life

by rhythm on Aug 1, 2008 12:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

too funny

good one centurian!

by Sox61 on Aug 1, 2008 4:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Im glad you care about whats really important. Cant have fans getting rowdy, its just not classy.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 9:13 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Rowdy?

Don’t you think rowdy is one thing; Delaying the game another?

by Sox61 on Aug 1, 2008 10:18 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Throwing crap onto the field, yet another.

I get rowdy at games.
I don’t interfere with the game.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 1, 2008 10:20 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

rowdy? what do you mean rowdy? spread out

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0026479/quotes

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 12:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Aug 31st? What year?

(It probably was embarassing for the Twinks organization, though Gardy did his best to stir it up.)

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 1, 2008 9:14 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Additional Note

I forgot to add I live in Minnesota, and I attended the game.:)

by Sox61 on Aug 1, 2008 6:26 AM CDT   0 recs

Nice place to visit

sorry to hear you witnessed that shit fest in person.

read the whole thing you stroke artist - kenwo4life

by rhythm on Aug 1, 2008 11:21 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

True

It really makes one wish the Sox win the division….

by Sox61 on Aug 1, 2008 11:58 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Griffey

I was upset at first, wondering like most of you where he will play. But, then I thought about it and have changed my mind a bit. We didn’t hurt the current roster, probably helped it by getting rid of the black hole that is known as Masset. Richar will be a Utility guy at best.

So, we didn’t hurt the current roster and we added a guy that can still get hot and hit better than anyone on our bench. True he doesn’t really have a position on this team and I hope to god we don’t stick him in CF for any extended period of time. But, he is a guy we can rotate in the lineup when other guys are struggling (currently Konerko).

I guess we all hope he catches lightening in a bottle for two months, but even a couple of weeks and we make out in this trade.

Now, should we have tried for bullpen help after watching last night’s boot to the gut, looks like it.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 1, 2008 8:45 AM CDT   0 recs

But can he play leadoff?

DEAD HORSE BE DAMNED!

I’M BRINGING IT BACK!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 1, 2008 12:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I only like it because

it forces Ozzie to deal with PK immediately. If he takes Konerko’s ABs away, hey, Griffey’s a HOFer and PK doesn’t get completely ruined. Probably relieves a lot of pressure simmering in the clubhouse.

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on Aug 1, 2008 2:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Sure- you live in Texas

You have (as Ron White says) and express lane for Old Sparky.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 1, 2008 4:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

is it defeatism

if you are in fact doomed?

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 1, 2008 8:51 AM CDT   0 recs

is this about the playoffs?

What’s not being discussed here, or anywhere, is that Griffey’s OPS against righties is a full 100 points higher for his career than lefties—and it’s roughly .950. Anaheim, Boston, Tampa and the Yanks all have 4 right handers in their current rotations. Could Kenny have made this move with the playoffs in mind?

by dugwood on Aug 1, 2008 9:01 AM CDT   0 recs

Yes.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 1, 2008 9:15 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

With our bullpen reverting to last year

I don’t want to be a sad face, but if the pen doesn’t improve, this team is headed for a familiar ending.

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 1, 2008 9:47 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Team meeting.

Konerko doesn’t chair.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 1, 2008 10:28 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He gets the chair - Old Sparky. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 1, 2008 10:37 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

laughed at that one

Show mercy. I get to watch the Rangers.

by Tim from Texas on Aug 1, 2008 3:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Right,

which is why I wish KW spent the energy pursuing pitching help rather than another imperfect solution to CF, a vacancy that remains unfilled since the departure of Rowand. As I posted way back in May, this team will live and die by its bullpen. I think it could survive subpar performance from Paulie if the pitching were there. Last night revealed how dreadful it is becoming.

by VAChisox on Aug 1, 2008 6:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i agree in theory. but the key bullpen guys, arguably marte aside, ended up staying put.

lots of teams other than the sox could use bullpen help. that guys didn’t move indicates the teams with the pieces wanted the moon and well, the sox have a couple of craters.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 7:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Hiroshima, Japan. August 6, 1945:

“That single bomb falling from the sky won’t destroy our entire city. Trust me.”

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 9:11 AM CDT   0 recs

very good

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 1, 2008 9:13 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

June 2, 1340. Genoa, Italy.

“A few fleas buzzing around some rats on that ship from Central Asia? Get real, dude, what harm could they do?”

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 1, 2008 11:02 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

September 3, 1929. Wall Street, NY, NY:

“It’s just a correction. Hold tight. It’ll come back. Bet the farm.”

shaftr, the ghost author. cheat, the never-present manager. colin, the obfuscating author. wiz…well. who the fuck knows. at least he shows up to work.

by winningugly on Aug 1, 2008 11:14 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

End of the Permian Geologic Era. Pangea:

“This extinction event won’t be all that severe, I’m sure. Just a few species here and there—nothing to worry about.”

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 1, 2008 11:16 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

A very long time ago. Heaven:

“Sure I’ll create the universe, its not like they’re gonna crucify my son or anything.”

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 11:22 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Mordor - End of the 1st Age:

“Ah, I’ll just make this pretty golden ring. It’s not like it’s going to be all evil and take possession of my soul, or cause me to create an army of orcs and nazgul and stuff and be all mean to the nice elves, dwarves, men and hobbits.”

/dweeb.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 1, 2008 11:26 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

After this coming weekend

The White Sox have 30 home games and 22 away. The Twins have 21 at home and 30 on the road, including a 13 game west coast trip.

Optimist

by Peder on Aug 1, 2008 9:12 AM CDT   0 recs

Cmon now don't use any reason!

No fair.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 1, 2008 9:52 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Steve Stone tidbit.

Of the Twins 51 remaining, 9 are with the Seattle Mariners (41 – 67, worst in AL).

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 1, 2008 10:32 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

True but 6 of them are still on the road.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 1, 2008 10:41 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

riglemann is doing a heck of a job

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 12:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

heck of a job, Brownie

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Aug 1, 2008 3:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Boy, that debacle of a game last night couldn't have come at a worse time.

KW just makes another risky, high-profile trade that begs a jumbled mess of questions such as, “Who’s on 1st?” and “What about a relief pitcher?!”

Last night’s game seemed a live-action mockery of the trade.

Swisher’s on 1st. Nooooo problem there. Assuming every ball thrown to him is perfect and he is able to stay upright, foot on bag.

And in terms of relief pitchers – Logan looked perfectly in control. So did Dotel. What was it? – 70-some-odd pitches in 2 innings!? Yeah, we don’t need to think about pitching when we got a line-up full of power-hitters. And to our line-up’s credit, 6 runs should be enough to win a ball game.
Unfortunately, the Twins were able to match that score with 2 swings of the bat.

It was ugly all-around. We shoulda fought for that forfeit and saved all the embarrassment that followed. Too bad the Twins fans didn’t keep up their classiness just a few minutes longer…

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 1, 2008 9:14 AM CDT   0 recs