Chicago White Sox @ Kansas City Royals GameThread, Aug 1, 2008 7:10 PM CDT

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
Javier Vazquez	7-9	21	21	1	0	0	0	135.0	146	73	71	19	38	130	4.73	1.36
Luke Hochevar	6-8	18	18	0	0	0	0	105.1	114	68	63	10	42	60	5.38	1.48

Chicago White Sox	Kansas City Royals
Orlando Cabrera - SS	David DeJesus - CF
AJ Pierzynski - C	Mike Aviles - SS
Carlos Quentin - LF	Mark Grudzielanek - 2B
Jermaine Dye - RF	Jose Guillen - RF
Jim Thome - DH	Alex Gordon - 3B
Alexei Ramirez - 2B	Billy Butler - DH
Ken Griffey - CF	Mark Teahen - LF
Nick Swisher - 1B	John Buck - C
Juan Uribe - 3B	Ross Gload - 1B

dirty thirty remains swisher's

Griffey said he’d stick with No. 17 so Swisher can keep No. 30.

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/08/sox-lineup-numb.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

in griffey's head:

“oh, look at me! i’m making people happy! i’m the magical man from happy-land, in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane.”

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"In case you couldnt tell I was being sarcastic."

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

tres bien.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't waste countless hours for nothing.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

waste? take it back.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I cant, its the internets.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"well duh"

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 1, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ken Griffey tears hamstring

In what can only be described as a freak accident, new Chicago White Sox centerfielder Ken Griffey, Jr. has torn his hamstring before ever setting foot on the field for the team.
"I was just sitting there in the news conference, listening to Kenny Williams," Griffey said. "All of a sudden he says, ‘I’m excited to introduce our new centerfielder, Ken Griffey, Jr.’ I don’t quite understand it, but as soon as he said the word ‘centerfielder,’ my hamstring popped."

Griffey began to writhe in agony during the press conference, and was immediately tended to by the medical staff which the White Sox has hired to follow Griffey at all times. They placed him in a stretcher and immediately wrapped his body in the giant suit of ice that they keep prepared for him at all times. ...

http://www.ssportsnewsnetwork.com/2008/08/ken-griffey-tears-hamstring.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

haha satire.

right?

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

clearly.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

since the press conf is over...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

how do i paste something from paint up here?

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

upload it to photobucket or something.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

re-did this, all i have is ms paint

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by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

crap

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

A for effort,

but give up on this and life plzkthx.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

a journey of 1000 miles starts with a step

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks

i’ll practice more before i post any more of those

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

your fucked if you step on a rusty nail or worse a landmine.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you're*

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you found out how, yes?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

must read analysis on griffey's trade

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/08/analysis.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Brilliant!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

was just looking at miguel cabrera's BR page

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haha

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that's leanbodyfitness.com

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the ump at second is named Tim Timmons?

who does that to their kid

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ugh that hits close to home.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

graboslaw grabowski?

by Trooper on Aug 1, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol yes.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll tell you what, Feisty:

I’m lookin’ forward to sucking Jr’s dick for 2 months

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs

lol

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ha!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hawk is a smooth operator

I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 1, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

How great is that picture?

How did Mrs. Hawk ever settle him down?

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

owen wilson will definitely have to play hawk in the feature film.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mercy!

Now, that is the image I will be taking with me as I float down the river, sipping on PBR in Eastern WA tomorrow.

I

Let’s sweep this shit.

Go #17!!!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 1, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anyone else read that as "The Swagger" the first time?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 1, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://images.google.com/images?q=%22south+side+sox%22

I can’t stop clicking ‘Next’

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

haha memories

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

theres gold in them there hills.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

remember this

http://images.google.com/images?q=site%3Asouthsidesox.com

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dammit I was going to post that exact same thing!

but I got lost just looking at pics.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

from soxmachine

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

soxmachine again.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yay 7 pitch inning! oh, wait, that was hochevar.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

at least 2 balls were crushed

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

warmup

gotta move the old joints

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Took Javy 8 for his first out.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

javier, stop playing with your food!

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

javy needs to dot this guy right in the head

take him out so he can get no big hits

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Is anyone else having problems with mlbtv?

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it's horrible. cutting in and out

by RoyEgan on Aug 1, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i get it for about 10 seconds then it cuts out

and i have to click on the icon to get the video feed back

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm having problems too. Probably all the bandwidth due to Griffey's first appearance.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 1, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not happening tonight below the equator, either. went to stone and farmio and get that fine.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Aug 1, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

look at JD's range!!

awesome

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

this is pk in the dugout...wiz thanks for bringing that up

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lol!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

looks like we've skipped ahead straight to third thread action...

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck it.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

everyone has heat stroke and is giddy

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not me, i have AC.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

with this OF we always are in rally mode

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

At-'em balls. Woo.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i'm having a blast going through these google images of south side sox...

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Good speed aboard.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Aug 1, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ponson is 1 hitting the angels through 5

WTF?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

because ponson is the shit

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think you have an extra word in there

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Aug 1, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes i do!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

'sir' too

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this will be a very short article: 'Pitching staff reacts to loss of Masset'

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080801&content_id=3236418&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That looks weird.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it looks off

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Drumroll.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 1, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

griffey time

hawk asks for a chair

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

is he wearing the 17 to be grindier?

like erstad?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh no!

bad memories…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cougars for... ???

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 1, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

exactly!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that was awesome.

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What'd I miss? Something on the Sox feed?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

standing ovation from 2 big breasted MILFs wearing white tank tops with "Cougars for..." on the front

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BA gonna have some fun tonight!!!

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's wearing this shirt under his jersey:

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This guy's name is pronounced dangerously close to Ho-shaver

He’s no Pujols, but still.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 1, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

no worries. your trademark is safe.

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

How does Griffey look in center?

I still don’t really believe a team wanted to start him in center.

(I wandered in from Red Reporter. Our game sucks. Starter gave up five runs in two, and now Masset is in.)

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Aug 1, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

so sorry

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, he managed a scoreless inning.

What’s Griffey done for you?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Aug 1, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

rbi single

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we're all winners in this trade!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

indeed

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just give masset another inning and youll take that back.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nah, I only have to wait a week or two

until Dusty gets them to call up Richar so he can start him over Brandon Phillips.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Aug 1, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

richar is better at every phase of the game than brandon phillips. a clear upgrade.

regards,

ken williams

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Like Dusty didn't already know that.

It still won’t top the sinking feeling I’ll get when the Reds let Dunn go.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Aug 1, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nothing hit to him yet

he’s standing there nicely and hasnt hurt himself yet

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yet.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Aug 1, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

masset

he has a 96 mile heater

in mexico

ps. haven’t seen griffey in cf yet…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

jr with the rowand comparison

theyre really trying

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I LOVE HIM!

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

powered by HOFs

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yay

that CF sure was playing deep

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OBP machine

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

woot! rbi single!

big jimmy rumbling tumbling home….i love it

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

woo hoo!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we won the pennant!!!!

by RoyEgan on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

chaz approves

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"He's the prettiest baseball player I've ever seen"

Hawk is slobberin on him

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

prettier than BA?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 1, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and he gets more honeys too.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Honestly DJ...

I need him inside me…”

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yuck

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

man love is a beautiful thing,

dont be close minded.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

www.laist.com/2007/05/15/ken_griffey_jr.php

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

showing your jockstrap yp everyone?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hit the link.

and make sure youre typing the words right.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i can't spell

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

clearly.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i love that story. Jr seems to enjoy himself out there

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yo wiz, wassup with the gameday 2007 link, its gameday 2008...

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 1, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I see it

it’a not me, if you see the link changes automatically after you click it

seems mlb.com discontinued ‘2007 gameday’

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Aww. That's cute.

My grandma is crazy good at tetris.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 1, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pretend that ball is a kraut!

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

WU won't like that

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why is WU wearing orioles gear?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 1, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

MLB TV really, really pissing me off right now

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 1, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

same here

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

radio feed seems to work

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice snab javy

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

not sure what's wrong with Javy....

he’s getting people out

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Its the Royals.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Count me in as one who thought Teahen was

really going to take off with Royals….wrong again.

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck you

seriously. You have to use your powers for good, not evil.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 1, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

3-4 performance tonight?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

in one at bat, griffey matched konerko's run production over the course of the last ten games

"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 1, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

for shame

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

A great trade for both teams....

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=280801120

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

man, homer bailey sucks

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh that's just how he starts

He likes to give you hope before he stomps on you.

by BoxingHideout on Aug 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Masset can definitely be a 1/2 decent 4 or 5

next season for them.

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that nats are the royals x 10 though

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wait until he pitches against a good team

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

catbird seat Q

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Guillen before game....

with the ‘ole lets just get two out singles advance on wild pitches then get knocked in….

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Good projection there, Q.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

His mighty yell toppled the walls of Jericho

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

primal scream by Q!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Jeremy Sowers= Twins' kryptonite

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

as was Danks early in the game yesterday.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you're doing it wrong

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm retiring

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

say it ain't so

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not when we need you most!

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

is gload really happy to be playing in KC?

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 1, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i know he's starting and all but...

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 1, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm sure he was happy to get out of paul konerko's shadow

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

konerko used to buy him lunch every day

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah but juan stole it and ate it

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

are you sure it wasn't toby?

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah i don't think toby was here when we had ross

otherwise it would’ve been a tag team effort

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ha!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

paulie now knows how it feels to be on the bench

like the big hurt in 2005. his sulkiness is just as annoying as frank’s bitching…

He was a catcher with the Orioles back in the day. Sorry looking (expletive). My brother had his card. He looked like this little kid who got left at a bus station by his parents. You know why? Because he had to catch Hoyt Wilhelms knuckle ball five (expletive) years.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 1, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

who did we get for him?

sisco or macdougal. i always forget.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i think sisco

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sisco.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

tanks

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Shit...Javy just stay away from John Buck....

he’s good.

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

At a full sprint to catch that one

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

GRIFFEY'S AWESOME!

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

exhale

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah jr!

center is easy!

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Dusty

just left Massey in to attempt a bunt with two men on and one out…

He struck out.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Aug 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

griffey!

range!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Junior looks great in center...what's everyone talking about?

Funny DJ…no really….funny actually.

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

German=Sox killer

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Kraut!

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

in the pre-griffey era

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well played

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Got your A game going.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

for german

it was supposed to be in a reply

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dear God!

Couldnt find a bigger one?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it was not that big when i copied it

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It grew?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes

like the german menace

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

very good.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

is this some sort of revenge for the reaction to candyland?

"fortunately, i'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."

by Toonderstrook on Aug 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no, just really bad luck with image sizes on google tonight

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Defeat those Huns!

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

damn that was low

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

mercy

on the swing???
either way BS

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

please royals announcers

aviles would not have gotten him

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

F

thought he got that one.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

more wind!!

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

griffey gave it a ride!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

so close...

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Aug 1, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

looking for it. got it. just underneath it.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks DJ.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

scoreboard watching update:

0-0 through 4.

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

no

washington is winning 5-1

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Magic: 3.0 IP, 0.00 ERA

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Aug 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The National League is going to do him wonders.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's about what you guys got out of him, right?

Don’t forget the missed bunts as well.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Aug 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

anybody know what he was hitting on the gun?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

anyone with an internet connection want to check gameday?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i see 93-95

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lots of 93 and 94, a couple at 95 on GD.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Aug 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he was one of our best hitters

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

a shame to see him leave.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

MISS YOU

NOT REALLY

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

massett cannot be destroyed

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I saw in the royals intro that we

are 13th (or was it 14th) in fielding percentage in the AL… I didn’t realize we’ve been so bad this season

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah we're terrible

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://baseballprospectus.com/statistics/sortable/index.php?cid=311080

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Middle of the pack, that sounds about right,

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

in case that wasn't sarcasm

13 or 14 in the AL

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

was talking about Cheats link.

Its better than fielding percentage.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh okay didn't realize there was a link

i know there are better measures of defensive prowess, was just a bit surprised

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

konerko would have put the tag on him!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and not had it called

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

konerko would've been hit in the face by that ball!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he would have caught it bare handed

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

little know fact: hawk has twisted his ankle twice while stepping off a plane

"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

his beak always get in the way of his vision and he can't do anything right

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Aug 1, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Drag-u-la

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Minors update.....

Crede 0-3 with a K
Getz and Eldred Hrs tonight
Egbert 5 IP 3 H 2BB, 2ER, 6K
We now Jason Tyner (woo hoo)

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Jason Tyner! No need for verbs!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe its like mad libs

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We now BOOBS Jason Tyner

hehehehehehehehehehe

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hanging curve

"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Stone: "Once you've thrown one hanging curve ball, it's probably not a good idea to throw another."

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Aug 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I did not know this.

Thanks Joe Morgan.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

consistency

gary sheffield

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

right, which is why i did not understand why hawk called the frist hanging curve a good pitch

actually i do, he was to busy polishing the knob of the twins scouting department to pay attention to the game

"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hawk sounds pissed that dj brought up 'a league of their own.'

he was slighted by genna davis a few years ago but the wound is still fresh

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He knows all too well there is crying in baseball.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ha

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

to add salt to the wound, his wife was involved in a threesome with rodman and madonna

"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

last year of Dj.

it’s stone next year

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

enjoy him while we can?

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

is that official?

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

all but

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's gonna end up like tom paciorek

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good ole wimpy

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought he was Jewish.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you'd hate jesus if you had to work with hawk everyday

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wimpy was a catholic

couple years back he revealed a priest got him when he was younger

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I know

I was talking about Stone.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

my bad

yeah, he’s of the hebrew persuasion

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

rec'd

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

do something fatty #1

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fail

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sowers perfect through 5 against twins....

certainly twins will still win….but…

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i thought you retired?

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wasn't offered enough money to stay retired

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahaha, screw marketing deals

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Really Hawk?

Gomez will be as good as Griffey?

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

gomez is already better than griffey

he’s soon to be the best offensive player in baseball

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

might he even one day surpass yaz?

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it might take another half a season until he reaches that status...

but the potential is there that’s for sure

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

duh, he's a superstar

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i heard that yesterday

WTF? What about sal fasano, buddy?

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh my god we arent even playing them today.

Why isnt he talking about how fast Joey Gathright is?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Because he can still smell him on his shirt.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dammit Jim.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

beautiful

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

because carlos gomez runs circles around joey gathright

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Aj loves the groundout to 2B

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Was there ever any doubt?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know it's off topic (I'm good at this)

but this guy just threw his 31st consecutive scoreless inning to start his career.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/8262

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and he guest writes for athleticsnation

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

has a show on food network too

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

looks like he has a weird delivery

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

orca!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ocab, so selfish. slides to his knees in an attempt to make the webgems.

"a lack of capitalization is a passive-aggressive way of displaying my contempt for you people. you are unworthy of my shift key."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 1, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

farmio questioned his need to slide

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and you gotta trust him

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

edmonds'd

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hell, our new CF used to do that all the time

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just enjoy it

idiot

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

who Farmer?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Um hes getting paid to talk about the team, I think he can make comments on the plays.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'd rather he didn't

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i know that

can he be happy it wasn’t dropped or missed

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he can do whatever he wants, he chose to make that comment. whats the big deal?

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just a humor joke

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not you, found yours funny.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sometimes it just gets me. commentators

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

breathe

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

how?

my cat is sleeping on my face.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

move it

why are you against girls? what do i have to do to get someone to fucking understand me. sometimes i feel that i'm supposed to fail.

by pierzynskirules on Aug 1, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

how?

i’m sleeping.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

profit

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Of course leadoff 2B from B Harris

Sowers perfecto done…game over.

by stanchar on Aug 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ahem?

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sowers no-no vanquished

by Illini0509 on Aug 1, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck a buck

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

did dj just say the 1st base coach is named rusty coonts?

LOL

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

kuntz

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

awesome name, srsly.

I tell myself, 'You are a superstar, don't worry about it. You'll be all right.' - Carlos Gomez

by omnipotent grab on Aug 1, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

marlins 3rd base coach is Steve Butfuker

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by thecip on Aug 1, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

rally thread!?!?!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 1, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs