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Game #118: Gamethread #2

Headed to the 5th, up 1.

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"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 11, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not? MM does it all the time.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thirsty thread!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gavin looks like powder

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

flagged!

i hate how that guy looks.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagged!

for being intolerant to albinos!

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

busted!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gavin looks hideous

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

specifically: like the dad who gets cancer on Degrassi

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT GOES THERE YO

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh no it di'n't!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Four years of high school, Colin.

Will you spend them cool with us? Or as a social outcast loser with her? You decide.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 11, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but its an improvement

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hanger?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 11, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sock puppet

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 11, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why would you do that?

"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck is the Internet?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 11, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then he is very calculating

Registered 3 months ago in preparation for this series

by 3E8 on Aug 11, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

slap him

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you son of a bitch

cheat you gotta ban this shit

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good job. this guy approves.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way

been a pale hose all my life

by BoeJouma on Aug 11, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you're just retarded?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

no just truthfull

by BoeJouma on Aug 11, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and enrolled in wu's spelling class

"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who the fuck mentions that someone is doing something like that?

do you have no concept of baseball tradition at all? even fucking hoodlight didn’t fuck that up.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You do realize that if that inning had ended with a LOB

You would have been tracked down and brutally murdered?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 11, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we are legion!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes i do

but i belive that john danks is the seasons ace on our pitching staff. so long as the man can get some fuckin run support

by BoeJouma on Aug 11, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so say that next time, instead of commenting on that which goes unsaid.

"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you got

a deal kind sir. i do know of the umspeakables of baseball. but let it be known it was never spoken. just written….

by BoeJouma on Aug 11, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah for real.

this is the No Douchebags club and we already have one.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cheat! colin called me a douchebag!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahah

i hope youre not hinting that on me.

by BoeJouma on Aug 11, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

must be a new guy

you’ll figure out who soon

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whew

i certainly hope so

by BoeJouma on Aug 11, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooh! Ooooh!

I know!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

**drumroll**

"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't want to spoil new guy's fun...

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's our fun. you don't want to spoil our fun.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea what he said

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But of course.

Hey, MM, I never thanked you for not making the Sox lose on Friday.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was there, but it didn't matter. for whatever strange reason, it appears the world did not revolve around me for that one night.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The cosmos must've been misaligned.

I would tell you not to take it personally, but something tells me you will anyway.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't

it took the guest of honor like 3 weeks to post after i joined. took me forever to figure our who everyone was complaining about.

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"kinda fun"

heh heh. heh heh heh heh. heh heh. heh.

Boe, have you ever been to a Turkish prison before?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolz

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe the term you're looking for is "goon".

he was being a goon.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*rimjob

fixed

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"cheese-dick"

corrected.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe we've come to terms sir

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

recd

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

check the image url

it gets better!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's bad

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks like a plunger with a cartoon voice bubble.

“please put me in your anus. LOVE ME!”

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i laugh when you tickle me!

is what it says

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

disturbing

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a griffey base hit?!?!?!

no way

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so i went grocery shopping and we scored a run how?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Swisher being awesome

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sac fly

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 11, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swish = good base-running on 2 sac flies.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he had been injured there, that might have worked out for the best

we want him to be B level compensation

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a HOF rundown

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I have the NESN feed

Did Hawk yell “Get in that pickle!” ‘Cause that’s always good fun.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 11, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE IS AMAZING AND AWESOME AND I HOPE HE CARRIES US ON HIS CHUBBY OBLIQUES ALL THE WAY TO THE WORLD SERIES

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you and me both

I feed his shirt everyday a komodo dragon steak for breakfast and a sensible lunch and dinner

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like that

you don’t spoil it too much

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OM NOM NOM

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

conversation

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't tell you how much better i like them when they are posted closely together.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but anderson in

KTHANKSBYE!

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

indeed

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and thx.

geez, where did cip learn how to spell?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

:-(

boo

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats bu

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever happens from here on out

this is a ballsy ballsy start from Johnny

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"and that got Ellsbury right in the butt"

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not sure hawk should have said something there

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well i'm not sure colin should have said something there ;)

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had the same thought

Imagine if DJ started pulling out pics like you guys posted above…

by Crede's Crew on Aug 11, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

that would be outstanding

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

man, this MLB delay is killing me.

And yeah, STFU Hawk.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 11, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good rebound.

What’d Hawk say?

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 11, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the internet has more power than Jesus

but less than Satan

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was going in the completely wrong direction

I thought he was talking about times somebody tried to throw a ball up his pooper.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 11, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hawk does that all the time

during mark’s he was going on and on about it.

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he would just not shut up about that huge fish mark caught

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a fish so big

even marks giant redneck truck couldn’t hold it.

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice re-routing.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

18 down

9 more to go JD!

by Option27 on Aug 11, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FOR FUCK SAKE EVEN INDIRECT REFERENCES ARE NOT COOL

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I hope he's talking to Dye.

wtf people?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

serious

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He meant Jermaine Dye

He’s trying to eat 27 corndogs. Yeah, that’s it! That’s the ticket!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 11, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO MANY

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not if you love corndog as much as jd!

"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uribe does it every morning.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 11, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my most cherished memories

Is seeing my 340-pound friend come out of his house with a corn dog in each of his front shirt pockets.

Since we were talking about corn dogs this entire time.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 11, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So funny

If you believe in shit like a jinx, you should still be in Elementary School and keeping away from walking under ladders and other dumb ass superstitions.

by Option27 on Aug 11, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

obviously you don't know how we operate

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he will soon: rusty saw and barbed wire for stitches.

"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We?

Meaning a collection of people who believe in something like a jinx?

I have a pretty good idea of how you operate.

I wouldn’t want you operating on me if you were a surgeon, that’s for sure

by Option27 on Aug 11, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we as in SSS, chief

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been here for a bit as well.

I’m not new here.

I just don’t believe in jinxes

by Option27 on Aug 11, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go for it

Blame it on me…

I really don’t care

by Option27 on Aug 11, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it really pains you just to play along?

lame.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I just want the W and the Twins to lose . . . mainly

by Option27 on Aug 11, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolz

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like to think it's part of being a baseball fan

like how me standing or watching a game or doing any stupid little thing makes me feel like i have some effect on the outcome. it adds to the enjoyment level

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

recd

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i do like to occasionally bring more than just lardy to the gamethreads

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not me

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't be a dick

i didn’t say shit about santa to you

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since Larry isn't around, I'll handle this one.

Look, Option26, or whatever your name is,

Achieving that which cannot be named is hard, and the only way that it gets done is if all the teams fans come together and agree not to jinx it. One out-lier, and it’s all over. Stupid idiots like you might think it has to do with skill and luck and defense and all that bullshit. WRONG! Its 10% skill, 10% playing a shitty team, 10% defense, 10% luck, and 60% not posting bone-headed shit on obscure gamethreads. GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 11, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

haha attaboy gaffs

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

RECD TIMES A MILLION

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck are you blabbing about man?

I can think of a couple programs that might be good for you right about now.

by Option27 on Aug 11, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think you fucking ruined the game

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I think you're hyper sensitive

But who gives a shit man?

It’s a game thread.

Not a lifestyle.

Meant to have fun, and not meant to harm.

Give peace a chance and give hate a rest already

by Option27 on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, here's what I'll do . . .

I will shut the fuck up if you promise me you’ll try and stop this overly sensitive shit.

It’s really funny but gets old hella fast.

How old are you? I’m guessing under 20?

I’ll also mention that it seems you spend more time typing on the game thread than actually watching the game.

Really sad.

by Option27 on Aug 11, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

that’s quite enough.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don't like it get the fuck out

don’t let the door hit you in the ass…

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm done with this man

You can talk back and forth to yourself for the rest of the night if you like.

But it’s quite over now.

And apparently you don’t get me by now.

I don’t care about comments made by other people man.

Especially enough to make me wanna leave my favorite baseball teams’ SB nation blog.

I love ya furby and wish you all the best.

And fuck the Yankees for not even putting up a fight!

ARGH!

by Option27 on Aug 11, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm loved :)

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 12, 2008 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why don't you take your ass back to blogabull and stay

ya assclown

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

furby is a lil mad

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by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah it happens from time to time

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed with furby

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

idiot

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the villagers light their torches and head for the beast.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

KILL THE BEAST

/gaston

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by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck. yes.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

teamwork at its finest

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who has a stake?

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ban

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can we option him to AAA

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ozzie made danks hit him cause of ozzies massive ego!!!

‘I control you!’

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i like to think it looks something like this

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck. yes.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i also like to sneak wu pictures in when i can

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

word.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

always been fond of this one

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that pic is really what it's all about.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was always a little confused about meth having a hammer

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's puttin' in work.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it makes so much more sense now

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yanks offense continuing to be pathetic

I’ll say ponson doing about all he can out there.
Hopefully they can rally

by Crede's Crew on Aug 11, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cabrera's improving

2 pitches that time

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 11, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

beckett losing velocity.

"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Beckett showing the world how to pitch to Q!

You know, if you have stuff like Beckett’s.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Penguin knows what's what

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

man Q has been laaaaate on the fastball

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's ok Q! we still love ya to death!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

q does not like strikes. :-(

"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ever?

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by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's tired of carring us for the past 4 months

luckly fat juan is there

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need stanch to step up with a similar comment

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by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that sucked

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate how Boston is literally good at everything

good D, good O, good Pitching

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got in...

Why does the White Sox main page always jinx it?

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 11, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wciu

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lame

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

w/ the 2,3,4 up, I had a bad feeling.

Hopefully he gets out scoreless

by Crede's Crew on Aug 11, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhh fucksticks...

helluva effort johnny keep it going dude

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well, i suppose that happened because kevin youkilis' mother is a faggot.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

dfa

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BoeJouma FTW?!

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 11, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry cheat

horrible mistake. my apologies all

by BoeJouma on Aug 11, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your punishment is being demoted AAA to hang out with boone logan

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Jason Childers

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who said anything about you going to the dodgers? on second thought, good idea. cyakbai.

"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you mean owens?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Would BA have had it?

In the dead zone with no MLB.TV or WCIU?

by Craig Grebeck on Aug 11, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

does he ever wear one out there?

if not, he should. hell, all of our players should be wearing rocket packs if they don’t and they exist and are available.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweeney did back in pale hose 6

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this goes without saying

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not likely

broken bat single

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by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BA would have caught it, yes.

Legend would have caught it, as well as all of the fragments of the shattered bat, then re-assembled them into a sculpture of himself, which would in turn have significantly greater range than General Soreness.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

General Soreness isn't the rangiest of Generals

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe Kevin Youkoulis is a Jew

Figures. I think he hit it with his horns…..

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 11, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the 'running of the jew'

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know more movies than that

About eight, nine others.

I should make a list for future referenec.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 11, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

uh.

what?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Borat, people. Seriously...

It was a pretty popular movie…..

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 11, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We get it

racial insensitivity is funny.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 11, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The worst thing is that Youkilis is Greek.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah no kidding

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by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on johnny calm it down dude and get a DP

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn boston leads

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gay

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ahhhh damnit

offense get it going next inning

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

more piranhas

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

<SSH>Game</SSH>

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 11, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

General Soreness is an asshole

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he needs an action figure like Swish

but with “CONSTANTLY SORE ACTION HAMMIES” and the like

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Limited range of motion!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 11, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol awesome

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by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

glorious!

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uribe?

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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he looks like he runs through mashed potatoes

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 11, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

same difference

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shits and giggles from the red sox

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

but he played that ball ok

by 3E8 on Aug 11, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude he was moving like cement dribbling out a pourer there

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by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not the fastest

but he got that ball back in quickly and hit OC on a fly

by 3E8 on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't agree

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this may be Griffeys last game at CF

especially if the sox blow it tonight

by 815Sox on Aug 11, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no.

ozzie knows whats best. AJ is our 2 hitter. Jr looks great in center. Juanito looks thin. THE EARTH IS FLAT!

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

but try squinting or smoking marijuana. it helps.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa man. Whoa.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 11, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Wait … I mean, no.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened?

mlbtv sucks major bag and crapped out with Q! at-bat.
I refuse to wait on hold for 30 minutes just to talk to an outsourced bitch who doesn’t know the difference between a pc and a mac tonight. I am too tired for this shit!

So how’d they score again?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

brandon mccarthy would have had the perfect game

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and then gone out and scored four honeys with BA

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice K...

Need some runs now.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 11, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hawk really showing how much he pays attention

“This is the fewest curveballs we have seen Danks throw in a game”

Meanwhile Danks threw exactly ZERO last time out

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 11, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm pretty sure hawk died in the early parts of the afghanistan war and has since been replaced with a soundboard of his inanities

and for unforeseen events; nothing that a little creative editing can’t accommodate.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i used to like this thread, but now i hate it with all my heart.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what happened?

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i blame option27

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah he's a fucking stroke

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawk also an idiot for irresponsible optimism....

Beckett at 75 pitches and a completely well rested Papelbon….sure we’ll win this one Hawkaroo.

by stanchar on Aug 11, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is gonna be tough

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can we get a rally thread cheat?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's late

We’ll go for the 8th, when we don’t gotta count on Griffey… You gotta choose wisely

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 11, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm cool with that.

just making sure you’re on your shit

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lowell crap

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hawk loves these guys

1. Yaz
2. parachutists
3. Nintendo

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT WII

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by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

5. fastballs, well located

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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

6. Catfish hunter

7. The Aflac Duck
8. Joe Crede

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 11, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone else gonna be at the game thursday?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

agains the royals?

no thanks

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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i look at it as being able to get OF seats the day of the game

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i could always buy the 12 dollar ticket

then scope out seats behind the dugout until the 3rd inning.

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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's the spirit

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would have been nice to extend the abs against beckett

tonight….obviously a lot of credit due his way….problem is now he is the 8th inning guy instead of delcarment okajima, etc…..

by stanchar on Aug 11, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon juan. one time.

we ask you for so little, and you consume so much.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

JUAN THERE IS A COOKIE AT 2ND!!!!

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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i gotta get out of here dudes....

may fat juan bring us back to the lead!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 11, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that is the oddest broadcasting team i've ever heard of.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's kind of like if all our lardy became the broadcast

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and shouldn't we be winning with him on our team?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A rough 2-1 strike there....

at least wanted the chance for a 3-1 fastball to Juan.

by stanchar on Aug 11, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ISNT THERE A CUB BLOG YOU CAN TROLL ON?

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"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uribe want to swing

t-rex wants to hunt

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that blows

fucking did not go

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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