Game #118: Gamethread #2
by The Cheat on Aug 11, 2008 8:11 PM CDT
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I love you, thread!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
Why not? MM does it all the time.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
thirsty thread!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
flagged!
i hate how that guy looks.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
gavin looks hideous
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
specifically: like the dad who gets cancer on Degrassi
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
OMG I LOVE THE DEGRASS
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 11, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
IT GOES THERE YO
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
oh no it di'n't!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Four years of high school, Colin.
Will you spend them cool with us? Or as a social outcast loser with her? You decide.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 11, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
but its an improvement
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know if I'm embarrased for you for saying that
or me for getting the reference
by Crede's Crew on Aug 11, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
why would you do that?
"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
slap him
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
you son of a bitch
cheat you gotta ban this shit
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
good job. this guy approves.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
so you're just retarded?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
and enrolled in wu's spelling class
"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
who the fuck mentions that someone is doing something like that?
do you have no concept of baseball tradition at all? even fucking hoodlight didn’t fuck that up.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
You do realize that if that inning had ended with a LOB
You would have been tracked down and brutally murdered?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
yes i do
but i belive that john danks is the seasons ace on our pitching staff. so long as the man can get some fuckin run support
so say that next time, instead of commenting on that which goes unsaid.
"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah for real.
this is the No Douchebags club and we already have one.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
cheat! colin called me a douchebag!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
must be a new guy
you’ll figure out who soon
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Oooh! Ooooh!
I know!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
**drumroll**
"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't want to spoil new guy's fun...
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
it's our fun. you don't want to spoil our fun.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
yea what he said
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
But of course.
Hey, MM, I never thanked you for not making the Sox lose on Friday.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
i was there, but it didn't matter. for whatever strange reason, it appears the world did not revolve around me for that one night.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
The cosmos must've been misaligned.
I would tell you not to take it personally, but something tells me you will anyway.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
"kinda fun"
heh heh. heh heh heh heh. heh heh. heh.
Boe, have you ever been to a Turkish prison before?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i believe the term you're looking for is "goon".
he was being a goon.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
"cheese-dick"
corrected.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i believe we've come to terms sir
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
check the image url
it gets better!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that's bad
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like a plunger with a cartoon voice bubble.
“please put me in your anus. LOVE ME!”
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i laugh when you tickle me!
is what it says
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
disturbing
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i got it! danks stole some of masset's velocity on their way from the rangers to the sox, but was too scared to use it until masset got shipped off.
"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
a griffey base hit?!?!?!
no way
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
so i went grocery shopping and we scored a run how?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Swisher being awesome
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Swish = good base-running on 2 sac flies.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
if he had been injured there, that might have worked out for the best
we want him to be B level compensation
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I have the NESN feed
Did Hawk yell “Get in that pickle!” ‘Cause that’s always good fun.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
HE IS AMAZING AND AWESOME AND I HOPE HE CARRIES US ON HIS CHUBBY OBLIQUES ALL THE WAY TO THE WORLD SERIES
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you and me both
I feed his shirt everyday a komodo dragon steak for breakfast and a sensible lunch and dinner
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i like that
you don’t spoil it too much
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i can't tell you how much better i like them when they are posted closely together.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
and thx.
geez, where did cip learn how to spell?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
thats bu
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
whatever happens from here on out
this is a ballsy ballsy start from Johnny
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
"and that got Ellsbury right in the butt"
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
not sure hawk should have said something there
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
well i'm not sure colin should have said something there ;)
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I had the same thought
Imagine if DJ started pulling out pics like you guys posted above…
by Crede's Crew on Aug 11, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
is it really possible to jinx anything
on teh internets?
the internet has more power than Jesus
but less than Satan
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
It doesn't matter what he said.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 11, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He said, "that's a bad way to lose a ..."
AW NO, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I was going in the completely wrong direction
I thought he was talking about times somebody tried to throw a ball up his pooper.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
hawk does that all the time
during mark’s he was going on and on about it.
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he would just not shut up about that huge fish mark caught
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
a fish so big
even marks giant redneck truck couldn’t hold it.
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nice re-routing.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
FOR FUCK SAKE EVEN INDIRECT REFERENCES ARE NOT COOL
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
not according to buehrle, but he reminds me a lot of catfish hunter
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I hope he's talking to Dye.
wtf people?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
He meant Jermaine Dye
He’s trying to eat 27 corndogs. Yeah, that’s it! That’s the ticket!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO MANY
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
not if you love corndog as much as jd!
"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
One of my most cherished memories
Is seeing my 340-pound friend come out of his house with a corn dog in each of his front shirt pockets.
Since we were talking about corn dogs this entire time.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
So funny
If you believe in shit like a jinx, you should still be in Elementary School and keeping away from walking under ladders and other dumb ass superstitions.
obviously you don't know how we operate
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
he will soon: rusty saw and barbed wire for stitches.
"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
We?
Meaning a collection of people who believe in something like a jinx?
I have a pretty good idea of how you operate.
I wouldn’t want you operating on me if you were a surgeon, that’s for sure
we as in SSS, chief
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
it really pains you just to play along?
lame.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i like to think it's part of being a baseball fan
like how me standing or watching a game or doing any stupid little thing makes me feel like i have some effect on the outcome. it adds to the enjoyment level
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i do like to occasionally bring more than just lardy to the gamethreads
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
don't be a dick
i didn’t say shit about santa to you
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Since Larry isn't around, I'll handle this one.
Look, Option26, or whatever your name is,
Achieving that which cannot be named is hard, and the only way that it gets done is if all the teams fans come together and agree not to jinx it. One out-lier, and it’s all over. Stupid idiots like you might think it has to do with skill and luck and defense and all that bullshit. WRONG! Its 10% skill, 10% playing a shitty team, 10% defense, 10% luck, and 60% not posting bone-headed shit on obscure gamethreads. GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Aug 11, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
haha attaboy gaffs
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
RECD TIMES A MILLION
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
lol
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
What the fuck are you blabbing about man?
I can think of a couple programs that might be good for you right about now.
i think you fucking ruined the game
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
And I think you're hyper sensitive
But who gives a shit man?
It’s a game thread.
Not a lifestyle.
Meant to have fun, and not meant to harm.
Give peace a chance and give hate a rest already
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
thank you
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, here's what I'll do . . .
I will shut the fuck up if you promise me you’ll try and stop this overly sensitive shit.
It’s really funny but gets old hella fast.
How old are you? I’m guessing under 20?
I’ll also mention that it seems you spend more time typing on the game thread than actually watching the game.
Really sad.
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
that’s quite enough.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you don't like it get the fuck out
don’t let the door hit you in the ass…
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I'm done with this man
You can talk back and forth to yourself for the rest of the night if you like.
But it’s quite over now.
And apparently you don’t get me by now.
I don’t care about comments made by other people man.
Especially enough to make me wanna leave my favorite baseball teams’ SB nation blog.
I love ya furby and wish you all the best.
And fuck the Yankees for not even putting up a fight!
ARGH!
i'm loved :)
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
why don't you take your ass back to blogabull and stay
ya assclown
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
furby is a lil mad
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
yeah it happens from time to time
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
agreed with furby
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
idiot
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
the villagers light their torches and head for the beast.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
KILL THE BEAST
/gaston
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
nah
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
who has a stake?
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
can we option him to AAA
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
ozzie made danks hit him cause of ozzies massive ego!!!
‘I control you!’
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i like to think it looks something like this
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
i also like to sneak wu pictures in when i can
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
that pic is really what it's all about.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i was always a little confused about meth having a hammer
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
he's puttin' in work.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Yanks offense continuing to be pathetic
I’ll say ponson doing about all he can out there.
Hopefully they can rally
beckett losing velocity.
"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
Beckett showing the world how to pitch to Q!
You know, if you have stuff like Beckett’s.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
The Penguin knows what's what
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
man Q has been laaaaate on the fastball
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
it's ok Q! we still love ya to death!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
q does not like strikes. :-(
"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
he's tired of carring us for the past 4 months
luckly fat juan is there
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we need stanch to step up with a similar comment
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I like the Thome matchup -- particularly with Beckett losing some speed.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
jim usually doesn't get fooled by the change
but this is beckett.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
We've had some solid hit balls against him all night, just a few falling.
Also helps when you don’t walk anyone.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
that sucked
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions
i hate how Boston is literally good at everything
good D, good O, good Pitching
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
yep
w/ the 2,3,4 up, I had a bad feeling.
Hopefully he gets out scoreless
by Crede's Crew on Aug 11, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
ahhh fucksticks...
helluva effort johnny keep it going dude
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
well, i suppose that happened because kevin youkilis' mother is a faggot.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
dfa
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
your punishment is being demoted AAA to hang out with boone logan
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
and Jason Childers
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
who said anything about you going to the dodgers? on second thought, good idea. cyakbai.
"anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 11, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
do you mean owens?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
does he ever wear one out there?
if not, he should. hell, all of our players should be wearing rocket packs if they don’t and they exist and are available.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
not likely
broken bat single
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
BA would have caught it, yes.
Legend would have caught it, as well as all of the fragments of the shattered bat, then re-assembled them into a sculpture of himself, which would in turn have significantly greater range than General Soreness.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
General Soreness isn't the rangiest of Generals
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I believe Kevin Youkoulis is a Jew
Figures. I think he hit it with his horns…..
Borat, people. Seriously...
It was a pretty popular movie…..
by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 11, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
come on johnny calm it down dude and get a DP
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
damn boston leads
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
ahhhh damnit
offense get it going next inning
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Literally their only scoring chance and they come up huge.
What are they, taking Twins lessons?
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
more piranhas
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
General Soreness is an asshole
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
he needs an action figure like Swish
but with “CONSTANTLY SORE ACTION HAMMIES” and the like
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Uribe?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
he looks like he runs through mashed potatoes
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shits and giggles from the red sox
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
dude he was moving like cement dribbling out a pourer there
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
no
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
why
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
What happened?
mlbtv sucks major bag and crapped out with Q! at-bat.
I refuse to wait on hold for 30 minutes just to talk to an outsourced bitch who doesn’t know the difference between a pc and a mac tonight. I am too tired for this shit!
So how’d they score again?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
brandon mccarthy would have had the perfect game
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
and then gone out and scored four honeys with BA
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Hawk really showing how much he pays attention
“This is the fewest curveballs we have seen Danks throw in a game”
Meanwhile Danks threw exactly ZERO last time out
AIM: SouthSideCheat
He's more worried about remembering to tell all of those Yaz and Catfish Hunter stories.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I'll tell you what the best pitch in baseball is, Cheat
A well-located fastball.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
i'm pretty sure hawk died in the early parts of the afghanistan war and has since been replaced with a soundboard of his inanities
and for unforeseen events; nothing that a little creative editing can’t accommodate.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i used to like this thread, but now i hate it with all my heart.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
what happened?
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah he's a fucking stroke
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Hawk also an idiot for irresponsible optimism....
Beckett at 75 pitches and a completely well rested Papelbon….sure we’ll win this one Hawkaroo.
this is gonna be tough
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
damn
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
can we get a rally thread cheat?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
It's late
We’ll go for the 8th, when we don’t gotta count on Griffey… You gotta choose wisely
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i'm cool with that.
just making sure you’re on your shit
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
lowell crap
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
Hawk loves these guys
1. Yaz
2. parachutists
3. Nintendo
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HAVE YOU SEEN THAT WII
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
He's watching YES right now
b/c Gomez is on first
by Crede's Crew on Aug 11, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
6. Catfish hunter
7. The Aflac Duck
8. Joe Crede
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
anyone else gonna be at the game thursday?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
agains the royals?
no thanks
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i look at it as being able to get OF seats the day of the game
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
i could always buy the 12 dollar ticket
then scope out seats behind the dugout until the 3rd inning.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Would have been nice to extend the abs against beckett
tonight….obviously a lot of credit due his way….problem is now he is the 8th inning guy instead of delcarment okajima, etc…..
c'mon juan. one time.
we ask you for so little, and you consume so much.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
JUAN THERE IS A COOKIE AT 2ND!!!!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i gotta get out of here dudes....
may fat juan bring us back to the lead!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Jesus, Hawk and DJ talking some extra horrible shit tonight.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
that is the oddest broadcasting team i've ever heard of.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
it's kind of like if all our lardy became the broadcast
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
and shouldn't we be winning with him on our team?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
FAIL
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
A rough 2-1 strike there....
at least wanted the chance for a 3-1 fastball to Juan.
Bad call but why is Uribe even half-swinging at that pitch in that count?
What a putz.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
ISNT THERE A CUB BLOG YOU CAN TROLL ON?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
uribe want to swing
t-rex wants to hunt
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that blows
fucking did not go
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