Game #118: Gamethread #3
by The Cheat on Aug 11, 2008 9:04 PM CDT
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PrintHeaded to the 8th, down 1. Cabrera and Pierzynski due up. I smell a Rally Thread!
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Don't tell hoodlight
the red coats are coming!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i think he'll know if they are.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
...now it's time to drink some more
gotta reverse this shite karma
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you forgot kthxbai!
You need to be polite with your requests!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
...it's not a real rally unless you catch some air
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i think we might need some help from the Master of Disaster
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
The Sultan of Swat?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
the right answer was the Dancing Destroyer
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
all nicknames for apollo creed
a.k.a. our beloved Carl Weathers
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
the Count of Monte Fisto?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 11, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
surprisingly safe to image search
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Does Colin's picture come up?
He refers to himself as the same thing.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
unless Colin became Carl Weathers over the weekend
sadly, no
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Oh sorry, I could've sworn he was the Count of Monte Fisto.
At least in the underground he is.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
smells like a come-from-behind victory?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Twins fans have got to be thrilled to be back in first
in a season of lowered expectations.
But I’d have to say at this point they should be really disappointed if they don’t end up winning this division—-I look at both schedules and it’s theirs to lose.
oooo, I like the style of this one.
Resigned, but with a hint of bitterness. All in all, a fine vintage.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
what are you talking about?
Do you not notice how many fucking road games the twins have? Two 15 game road trips are not easy.
dude it's stanch
learn.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
if he's saying with the intent to reverse jinx, then the stupidity quotient is unimportant
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
While you were typing this
The Twins learned everything about the universe, won 3 more World Series, oh and sold more paper.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
COME BACK OR DIEEEEE
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Sweet debut by Horacio....
go ahead an walk Ellsbury. NICE!
Why is Ozzie throwing him in here?
Why not Dotel or something? Honest managerial inquiry, not criticism. Is he saving for possible extra innings?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
I blame my lousy immigrant father for screwing with Danks outing
Losing this game will in fact ruin the rest of the season.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Didn't know he could throw 92 MPH...
too bad Uribe screwed him over.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Coco the notorious Sox killer
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Automatic win baybee!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Concept rally?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahahah you googled nessie rally just like I did
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I smell 3 triples and 2 inside the parkers
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
His offense is not outweighing the awful botched defensive possibilities.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
The atmosphere is too thick for Dotel
He started foaming at the mouth when they asked him to get up.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
word to bmac
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK IT I GOT THE CAPS LOCK GOING AND EVERYTHING
I’M CALLING BERNIE MAC WINS THIS ONE FOR US
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Haven't put my word in for Bernie yet.
Rest in peace, good buddy.
So very sad.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Bernie is our Sox ghost?
Like in that movie?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
saw that shit in the theater
not. good.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you're really selling yourself down the river when you divulge shit like that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
But it says its "Fun!" and "Irresistible!"
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
Was it at least fun and irresistible?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there a prize if I'm the 4th one to say it?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
if you were to say that after the amount of times everyone else said it, it would be fun and irresistible.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
You saw that in a theater? What's wrong with you
I just rented that shit for 99 cents.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
wasn't i like 12 when that came out?
otherwise. shit.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i'll nail anything.
it’s my defining characteristic.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I was 10
I don’t know how that matters, but who cares the guy from Diferent Strokes+1 Wayans Bro? Gold
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
And since I don't hit extra base hits these days...
I hope I can find a hole with my groundball knock.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Am I the only one who thinks
Youklis is a homo?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
you're probably the only one who cares
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 11, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
His initials also spell
K.Y.
I think I am on to something!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yooooooooooooooook
Is not gay brah, you’re a wicked big qeeah.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't say he was gay
I said he is a homo.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
You fackin pissah
Come to Southie and talk that shit
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
trying telling that to the laydayzzzz!
/ladies creepily spoken.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Dude, you don't have to specify when you are saying something in a creepy tone.
Tell us when you aren’t.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
whatever m'layday wants, m'layday gets.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i believe hawk just said "what a stag"!?!?!?!?!?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
AWESOME NOW HIT SOME FUCKING HOME RUNS
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
THOSE WHO ARE LATE DO NOT GET FRUIT CUP
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Do you really miss the 2 a days for a full year?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
If the game is won a walk-off
Will Hawk even call it if they show him the clip of the parachutists?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
I DEMAND THE POWAH OF THA HOHM RAHN
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ALSO BOURBON IS AWESOME
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ha!
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
DRINK MOTHERFUCKER
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
HARSH!
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Stupid Beckett
Our Texan should have won this game rarrrrr
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
damn not far enough
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
Cabrera, keep trying to hit homers...
You have been a fialure tonight.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Cabrera and Pierzynski...
The worst 1-2 in baseball?
I think it might be.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Yes, but a very nice 6-7
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
a great 9-8.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
WERE MISSING RALLEY CAPS!
BUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLL-SHHHHHHHHHHHIT BUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT !!!!!!!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
THIS FOOL DOESNT KNOW ABOUT RALLEY CAPS!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh i hat the twins
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Ponson was solid actually
but their offense continues to be pathetic
by Crede's Crew on Aug 11, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
fourth says hawk
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Q finds there's more to life than swinging at pitches inside
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
I think Quentin will take that...
Tonight is probably the worst he has looked against a pitcher all season long.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Quentin > The Ghost Of Luis Terrero
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
JD WILL GET IT DONE
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
no i don't think so
FAIL
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
USUALLY THAT WORKS...
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
not today
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
A 2 run shot could give them the lead here
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Same location for pitch 4, but now it's a strike?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
i think you're thinking of push-pops
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
I still remember the jingle
I also remember buying some for a plane ride in like 3rd grade and being really pumped about it
save some for later!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Yep
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
au bon pain?
they’re all over the loop.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
IF I WERE U I WOULD DIVE OFF OF MY ROOF HEADFIRST
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe Ozzie will make the right move...
and break up the worst 1-2 in baseball of Cabrera and Pierzynski.
But since lineup order obviously doesn’t matter much…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
He's walking people
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that you?
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
i wish i were that majestic
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PUT A LOT OF BOURBON IN MY CUP
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
MORE
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
colin now : bourbon :: teenage colin : wine cooler
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I was thinking more in the sense...
“Ooooh, I’m mentioning how I’m much I’m drinking so the other guys will notice me!”
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
he does seem a lot cooler now that i know he's drinking.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
And hotter.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
it works!
just don’t expect surfer shape and we’re golden
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
really, it would be better if all expectations were dropped.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
HMM MAYBE THIS WILL WORK...
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
what is that??
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't know. way before my time
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, never knew what it was
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
too busy gettin yo freak on
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
no
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
IM ONLY 25
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck it
i’m drunk. fedex that shit.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
no more for you
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't know what that means
but it sounds comforting
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
New center fielder please, kthkbai.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
LIEK BCUZ ONLY INTERNETS SPEEK IS ALOWED DUH
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I'm out guys.
Let this be a lesson to not mention NO-HITTERS on game threads.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
Let this be a lesson to not play Griffey in center field...
or expect any run support when Danks is starting.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
How many teams make deadline trades that actually hurt them more than they help them?
Pretty impressive.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I'd love to see Ozzie walk all the way out to center...
...talk to Griffey a bit, then signal to the dugout with his right hand for BA.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
that needs to happen stat.
also i think we’ll be seeing a mea culpa analysis of my griffey analysis
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Yep...
You were wrong. Kenny and Ozzie truly CAN BE that stupid.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
looks that way
it’s just difficult to resolve in my brain. plz explain
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
They're stupid enough to play Griffey in center
But not so stupid that they’d pursue Andruw Jones at all costs.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
I'd take Jones over Griffey right now...
Since neither can hit, at least Jones won’t cost as many runs for the Sox in CF.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
TIME TO KNOCK PAPPELBON OUT!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
WHO ELSE?
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR RALLY CAPS?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
do not type blackzilla into image search
huge mistake
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
one of those is going to turn into a pshop
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
specifically the mom who looks super surprised that she has that large a mouth
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
glad you're with me on that
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
hehehe
When U-God says don’t google image search, dammit, you do not google image search.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i do not lie about the terrors i find
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
i did it too. like a child standing by the oven while his mother is cooking.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
DONT TOUCH WHAT NOW
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
EASY HEAT
AND SNOOP D-O-DOUBLE GEES
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
No calls for Thornton...
Ump wants to see the Red Sawx put this one away.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
we've still got like 30 minutes of lardy left though right?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
russell is to 'nessie' as broadway is to 'skunk ape'
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
THAT'S FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
how scary
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
ha!
George Bush hates black puppets.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck him
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
easy, kalinda.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
alright i'll breathe
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
INSERT RANDOM PICTURE OF CHARLIE MURPHEY HERE =
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
MURPHY*
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I was going to type
“This is how I feel about this game” but decide to just see how people would react
Could a game that was absolutely perfect through 6 innings fall apart any worse?
Ozzie better rant and rave some shit tonight.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
somebody opened their damn mouth
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
if i had pshopped it already
that milf with the big mouth would be in right here
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you have a bad brain colin
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
*something about cum and the band bad brains*
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i didn't say that,
don’t put words in my mouth
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
if you'd seen the picture, you would understand
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING SQUEEZED?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HOW MANY DONAUGHEYS WE HAVE IN THE MLB!?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
God Damnit
With this team it seams like one half of this team is broken, either the pitching sucks, or the offense isn’t producing
That being said, Beckett did pitch well
PHELPS WON GOLD!!!! AGAIN
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
WHO CARES IF THE SOX LOSE AMERICA LOSES YARGHHHH
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i doubt it
fucking optic illusions dude
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
we are Justice, fyi
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
blind?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
prettay!
TAKE ME TO BED OR LOSE ME FOREVER
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
lol
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
We are chickens when it comes to runs
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
(clapping hands together a-rhythmically) BAWWK BIGGAWK!
/gob
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
cheeh chaw ! cheeh chaw!
/lindsay
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Now that's a slap in the face.
You send the guy from 2nd to 3rd with 2 outs on a ball hit to medium center.
Either Griffey learns to play 1st, or he pinch hits.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
That site is amazing
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
OK ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WITH
ARRESTED DEVELOPEMENT
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
NEV
NEVER
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
(Charlie Brown sad music)
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 11, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
for shame
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
doo do do
dooo do do
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
What the fuck happened to my hard boiled eggs!
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions
that's a nightmare
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
where are you guys getting all these
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
also
finest moment in american cinematography is when adam west busts out the bat-shark repellent in that film
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
complete agreement
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
as i've said before
SOME DAYS YOU JUST CANT GET RID OF A BOMB
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Was this game ever close?
I don’t remember since I’ve been trying to pour acid on my eyes this inning.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
i don't remember much at all since i started drinking this bourbon
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
"Ooooh, I'm so tipsy"
“Can one of you boys give me a ride back to the dorm? I promise I’ll pay…”
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
glad i always wear my chastity belt
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
no comment
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
WELL A MALE VERSION OF COURSE
BUT BASICALLY YES
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that must hurt
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG!
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
that ain't right.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
things you can't fuck?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
TOO BAD MADDEN ISNT COMING OUT UNTIL WAY PAST MY BED TIME
MY GIRL IS GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A HOBBY REAL SOOOOOON…..
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
i could fuck her
is that different?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
keep drinking
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
so
i herd u liek mudkips
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Aug 11, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
MUDKIPS AR TEH FKCUIN BEST
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
NO YOU COULDNT LMFAO!!!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU ARE A CONTRIBUTING AUTHOR ON SSS
I WOULDN’T BE SUPRISED IF YOU WERE STILL A VIRGIN :)
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
you would be surprised by how many laydayz colin gets.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I WILL HAVE TO SEE HIS MYSPACE OR SOMETHING BEFORE I BELIEVE THIS...
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
nothing says "getting tons of ass" quite like a myspace page.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
NO JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF GIRLS HE TALKS TO LOL
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I DO NOT HAVE A MYSPACE
WHICH I BELIEVE ACTUALLY IS PROBABLY EVIDENCE IN MY FAVOR WHAT DO YOU THINK
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
MAYBE I COULD BE HER HOBBY WHILE IM PLAYING MADDEN?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
That's why you don't use Adam Russell in a one run game...
and you trade for pitching at the deadline when you lose your setup man.
Russell’s line: 0.2 IP, 1 H, 1BB, 2 ER, 6.46 ERA
“Appropriate Russell usage.”
Using Russell in a one run game? Ummm, no.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
pretty sure Ozzie realized what was going on
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
and yet you choose to call out the guy who made a joke about it.
that makes perfect sense. carry on.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
DJ is literally just ticking off the bullshit cliches at this point.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
huh, more plays
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
death by shave
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Well a grand slam ties it here Stone
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
FROM HERE ON OUT I WILL BE POSTING GOOD ACHEWOOD STRIPS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
WORST GAME EVAR
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
WHAT SORT OF RACIAL STATEMENT IS BEING MADE HERE
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY?
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
LMAO
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 11, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
ME VS. BOURBON
0-12
5 K’S
8 BLACKOUTS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ALREADY. DAMN
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Griffey will hit a meaningless solo shot here
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
WE CAN ONLY HOPE
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
FAIL
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S A TEN FOOTER DOUCHEBAG
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
GIVE THAT TO COLIN HE'S GONNA NEED IT LATER
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
DID NOT ASK U
GOD!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
lol
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
wasn't sure
you have been drinking
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
i don't know, hsa may hurt me
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
maybe later, after i'm not scared
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
OTOH YOU CANNOT SURF RIGHT?
I THINK MY EGGS BELONG IN A DIFFERENT BASKET PERHAPS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i can, no you don't
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
"on a treadmill to nowhere"
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
A fitting end.
I love ya, Griff, but I hate you, y’know.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
South Side Sox: Watching the Road to Oblivion
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Peace out dudes
Expected a split all along, but this sucked.
Let’s sweep the bums coming tomorrow
Well that was frustrating
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
Yeah, though in the scheme of things, this was 1 of the games we were likely to lose coming in, and we split against a team that has owned us for the last several years.
I’m ok.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop using perspective
More or less disappointed with the series just because we lost Contreras, Danks pitched out of his mind for 6 1/3, and 1 pitch outside cost us the game.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Losing Contreras, yes, that sucked.
The rest, meh. Split with the good teams, beat the crap out of the bad teams and your division.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Daily Show
I wonder who that hooknose jew Jon Stewart has as a guest tonight
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I LOVE HIM
I WILL AVOID LEWD COMMENTS HOWEVER
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
WELL THIS GAME MADE ME PUKE ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD...
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
Someone. Make it go away. Please.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS THE BEST
tears!
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by thecip on Aug 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh God no
That does not belong on this site, no matter in what context.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm the only person who appreciates satire
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
No you appreciate dog sex/vomiting
I appreciate Carl Weathers, rally cars, chastity belts, and Arrested Development.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
glad i can help with the 1st and 3rd
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
how can you throw up after sex?
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Ask Jerry
The atmosphere can get to you
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
is it disturbing?
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
DEPENDS
DISTURBING….
OR KINKY
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
we know about how you're thinking
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
genetically modified dog ejaculates from mouth
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
ROFL U SEE THE OTHER DOG GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
white sox, plz study
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
WHY DID I DO THIS IF IT DIDN'T MAKE US WIN
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
you needed it
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU AREN'T EVEN HERE YET
WTF
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i live in chicago
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU DIDNT SHOW UP FOR THE OTHER ONES EITHER
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
WHEN WAS THAT, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
BULLSHIT YOU JUST FLAKED ON ME
WE WEREN’T MEANT TO BE :(
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
YES IT WAS, YOU PLAYING AROUND
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
MEANING I DIDN'T FLAKE, YOU DIDN'T SHOW
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
HOW MUCH AM I GOING TO REGRET THIS
PLEASE ANSWER BELOW
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
So....brown dog=Sox
Other dog=Twins running away with the division?
Makes sense. One team is actively winning, the other is busy eating its own vomit.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
in the morning with a massive hangover, going out and finding an ugly person
and then waking up with them
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
THE BIGGEST LITTLE MISTAKE OF MY LIFE?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I AM GLAD I STILL HAVE ZINGERMAN'S LEFT
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
no more for you, colin
aren’t you in michigan?
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
hey don't bite me
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
ONLY IF YOU'RE INTO IT
THAT MAKES ME FEEL WEIRD JUST SAYING IT UGH
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
it'll be okay
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
ahh well, i know how to help you
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
really, enlighten me
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SAID YOU KNEW
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that was wrong it was supposed to say i wish i knew
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
WELL I GUESS WE'LL BOTH GO UNFULFILLED THIS EVE
HSA IT IS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
DAMN,GO HER THEN
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GIVE UP LIKE THAT?
I’M A REAL CATCH…
...MAYBE
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
NO I'M NOT, YOU SAID THAT
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
WELL OKAY WHATCHA GOT
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ANYTHING YOU WANT
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
ONLY A LITTLE
AND ONLY IF THEY ARE GENTLE
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
well then that's not possible
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
i hope he barks loud
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
/desperate
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 11, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
who's gonna drink for the good of the sox tomorrow?
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 11, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
there was an anal douche, a male and female chastity belt, and dogs barfing and humping
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
NOT OUR BEST WORK?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
and here i was holding back the whole time...
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Cheat would be wise to have a strict "no dog sex/anal douche/chastity belt" policy
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 11, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
or two different game threads, one germane to the baseball game and the other an anything-goes romper room
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I AM LUCKY TO BE ALLOWED TO POST THAT IS CLEAR YESNO
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i love the mayhem but i suspect it may be negatively impacting participation by those less incline to partake in the madness.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 11, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
ITS ALL COLIN DON'T BLAME ME
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
WE'RE WINNING IN MEN'S GYMNASTICS
JONATHON HORTON IS MY DOG
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
WHATEVER STUPID SHIT I SAID
REMEMBER THAT I DID THIS SO THE SOX WOULD WIN
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
YOU FAILED
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
GOOGS
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
*GOOD
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
SOMEONE ELSE IS A LIL DRUNK YES?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
EARLIER YEAH
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
EARLIER REALLY?
I SUSPECT CURRENT DRUNKENESS TBH
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
A LITTLE, THAT REMINDS ME I NEED ANOTHER DRINK
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
THATAWAY
GET TO DRINKIN YO
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
HELPING MY DRUNKNESS, THANKS
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
MAN THIS SANDWICH RULZ
I LOVE ZINGERMANS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
WHERE'S MINE?
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU DON'T LIVE IN A2
SUCKAAAAA
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
:(- I STICK MY TONGUE OUT AT YOU
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
ALSO WOMEN MAKE SANDWICHES THEY DONT EAT THEM
YESNO?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
NO, I EAT MINE
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
NOT SURE HOW TO TAKE THIS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
GUTTER BRAIN, COLIN
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I THINK I AM JUST GOING TO PRETEND I NEVER DID THIS
COOL WITH EVERYONE ELSE?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ME TOO , I AGREE
THIS IS WRONG
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
BUT ALSO SO RIGHT OUI?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
YEAH I AGREE
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
ANYONE WATCHING THE MEN'S GYMNASTICS?
WE ARE TEARING IT UUUUUUP
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I HOPE SOMEONE PUT THIS THREAD FAR AWAY
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
Thank God this thread is going to be buried
Tomorrow morning would have definitley been the March of Shame for colin.
I was a multiple time all star throughout my little league career. Won 5 championships- 4 in a row- thats more in a row than MJ… (kenwo4life@aol.com)
ITA
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 11, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
oh also, espn wants you to know that minny has lost every game they've played while in first.
at least we don’t have to worry about them anymore.
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