Game #120: WhiteSox (66-52) vs. Royals (54-65)
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those that would be first shall be last
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
NUUU!!!
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
lineups..
aviles, 2b
teahan, rf
dejesus, cf
guillen, lf
butler, 1b
olivo, dh
gordon, 3b
buck, c
pena, ss
oc, ss
aj, c
dye, rf
thome, dh
kokerko, 1b
general soreness, cf
swish, lf
uribe, 3b
getz, 2b
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
kokerko is a studmuffin!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
buehrle against these royals...
aviles: .956 ops in 10 pa
teahan: .936 ops in 39 pa
dejesus: .501 ops in 49 pa
guillen: .917 ops in 12 pa
butler: 1.190 ops in 15 pa
olivo: .666 ops in 6 pa
gordon: .553 ops in 15 pa
buck: .534 ops in 44 pa
pena: .000 ops in 5 pa
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
even after what he did to aj?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
To borrow from our fearless editor, Buehrle should be Dino-Mite tonight
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
NASCAR sucks
and you will be pleased to know that this will be my last contribution tonight, it’s 00:42 and much as I really want to watch the match up, I have to give my woman some time.
good blogging you cunts and I hope to wake up to a nice Sox victory.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
I think I heard that....but I was too distracted by how nice his nose is.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I know! I know! Anchorman?
didn’t see it but saw commercials on CL.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
too bad alexei's sitting tonight
20% of his walks this year are courtesy of hochevar
brian anderson would've caught that...
Alexei walks?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
really
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
20 seconds for the side.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Up to his usual speed! Love it!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
yah he really slowed down there at the end
If he paced himself he could have posted a 17 sec split for the 1st inning
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
There's no one better
Well, there probably are, but classic Buehrle games get me wet.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
love that quote, ozzie.
charlie is one of the best characters on TV right now. that show is money.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
it's always sunny in philadelphia.
if you haven’t seen it, i highly suggest you take a look. it’s one of the funniest sitcoms ever. crude as hell, too.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Well on the show they are all douches
So, it works.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
well, i don't know what to tell you.
he’s pretty damn successful at being funny now.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
you went to school with rob mcelhenney?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
he's kind of the straight man on the show.
he’s does some comedy, but he doesn’t get most of the big laughs.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
? Californication?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
NO JEEZZZZ
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia on FX. Very funny show.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah. Well I only have watched one new show; it's Californication...
there is a character named Charlie, and that quote could very well come from that show….
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I've heard nice things about that show but I can never seem to download good quality episodes
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
It could be that it takes a minute to really get into it. I bought the dvds on a strong recommendation and hoped it got better throughout the season.
It did. It is WONDERFUL!
Helps to start at beginning and know the characters well, as with any good show.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh I meant quality as in like the video quality, lolz
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
haha!! Well then...
I still meant what I said.
:)
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
god dammit, we're talking about always sunny, not your damn show. stop trying to change the subject.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
It's okay, MM, we can talk about other things too. It doesn't mean the other kids like you less.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i would like for someone you love to slap the taste out of your mouth.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Well, that is certainly nicer than something similar I've heard you say before.
I’ll take it!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
and then i would like that person to blow me.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
There's the MM we know and loathe!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You know I could easily picture you in a Green Man costume
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i assume you're just picturing charlie in the green man costume
because i don’t know how you could picture me doing anything.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Well I'm assuming you are Charlie
Though with probably nicer clothes.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i have been sharing a foldout with danny devito for quite some time, as well.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I hate myself for only starting to watch it this summer
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
i've got the first 2 seasons on dvd and the last one on dvr.
too much good stuff.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
even more key on the west
still have light out by game’s end for sun, surf, and other things i don’t do but should.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed!
Life is considerably more convenient with Sox games starting at 5 (or 7 if they are out here).
Do you really surf?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
hell no
i don’t own enough seashell + hemp necklaces or use “brah” as everyday parlance
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
actually, i just haven't tried yet, truth be told.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 13, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I surf every weekend on the Olympic Peninsula.
4 or 5-hour drive from Seattle to the different beaches we go to. Got a Vanagon.
Freezing cold water year-round. It’s spectacular, really.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
going through a little bit of a hippie stage, are we?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
asks the guy going through his gordon gekko stage.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah. Not a chance.
I am very down-to-earth, but I don’t practice hippie.
I am athletic and I don’t like bars. No longer in organized sports….
So escaping the city to surf every weekend seems like a great option to me! Plus, I live on an ocean for the first time in my life, so why the hell wouldn’t I want to drive past shit like this….
....to spend weekends in a place like this…..
...watching sunsets on the west coast comme ca…..
...whilst doing shit like this…
No hippie necessary, is what I’m getting at here…
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
effin' hippies.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Yeah, pretty much.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that you on a bic stic?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
No, Blue. Fiberglass. Bics are fun to ride, though!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I prefer fiberglass as well
was that a no meaning that is not you, or simply that the board is not a bic?
A 4 hour drive to surf is brutal, but at least you have nice scenery. Have you surfed elsewhere?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Yes, that is me.
And no, not a Bic.
Capiche?
Only surfed up and down the WA coast so far…
For as long as 4 hours seems, it goes by in no time. Done it so many times, there are just landmarks to look forward to and always plenty of good music to listen to!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
that works
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Pena has some
Carlos Gomez arm strength
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
aj bunts
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
Classic AJ
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
i thought pena was in for his glove.
must be for his .157 average
brian anderson would've caught that...
no, no you're right about the glove
He’s in there for his glove, not his arm or his bat
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
"BUNT"
Gotta listen to the big guy!!
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
jd with an rbi
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
yes it does
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
didn't run fast enough
when the ball was hit off the bat
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Scoring without homers yay
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
How are we supposed to pronounce "Hochevar"
Hoe-chaver
Ho-cha-var
Hosch-evar
They change it every time he pitches
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
been there, done that
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Yo fools.
I was at the Dogders game last night and there fore saw no part of Javy’s ass-branding perf. Considering the events of the past few weeks, it’s become abundantly clear to me that if I watch any part of a Sox game, they will lose it.
Yup. Superstition rulz.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
MM, I just recently realized that your avatar was Bricktop.
Since you changed it, I seriously thought it was Ralphie from A Christmas Story.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
lol
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
shit, I didn't even notice that
He’s my favorite character in Snatch, followed closely by Tyrone
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
It was a funny angle.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I really like Brad Pitt when he's being funny.
The man is too good looking for his own good – he’s really a great actor with wonderful comedic timing. His good looks get in the way. Kinda like Leo.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Leo!!
/dr. evil
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
yeah, i guess i could see that.
bricktop is not a handsome man by any definition.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
No.
And you are the expert.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i know a handsome man when i see one.
but then again i got some experience, what with looking at one in the mirror every day for the last 27 glorious years.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
So...you've had a hot boyfriend pounding you in the ass while you look in the mirror, eh?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
the master of the RBI single
against the Royals. That’s his third
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
forget it Ex, it's the Royals.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Griffey wishes he could always play KC
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
he's batte .333 against the Royals
.117 vs everyone else, since coming to the Sox
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
yup
3 of his 6 White Sox hits are against him
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Dammit offense took too long
How is Buehrle supposed to keep his 30 second per inning pace up?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Next one will be 15 seconds -
to make up for that damn offense.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Pick to click with a single
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
you guys remember that near-bartman AJ popup vs Bostin?
White Sox fans: smarter
by IceColdFalstaff on Aug 13, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
yup
but neither of them can spell
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
lost a game either in '06 or '07 against the twins iirc when fan interfered with sox hitting in bottom of 9 along first base line.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That was for the last out
But Morneau would’ve caught it, so it was worth a shot.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
ok kids, behave tonight.
and say “yes” to all PR posts!
It’s what’s happening.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
So we noticed....
Gnight Pahps.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
sweet dreams daught
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
that's just a way of making feel stupid
thanks alot
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
well said.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
yes.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
you too with that crap
screw you
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
yes.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
just shut up
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
no.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
a new response
wow
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
yes.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
damn it
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
pr, why is everybody picking on you?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
this thread is a bunch of male geeks who spend their time posting pitctures of carl weathers.
i’m guessing that was rhetorical.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
the cool guys post pics of dead animals.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
*correction*
male and female geeks who spend their time…
And besides – what the hell are you doing stooping down to the gamethread level, Lar?
I thought you were better than that.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Reason #49........
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty much.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
because of the conversation i had with colin.
which he should be blamed for. and so everytime i say something i get yes. i haven’t sid anything out of context but about the game
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
was in NJ for a few days
so anyone care to summarize what this incident was?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
colin got drunk on bourbon and got a little handsy.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Tell me that Griffey did not make a routine play "exciting"
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Carlos Gomez?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Ding ding.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
BA of course!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
tell him to go back to hell
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
WHOA GRIFF!
Hot diggity damn – that was an out and not a triple! I do like how Swish was on the back-up immediately.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
that dive is likely to promote general soreness to excruciating pain. :-(
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I was holding my breath until he got back up.
I thought his 2 week run as our CF was ova.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Captain Crick?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
major payne?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
thank god the general's not in right
that would have been a double, at least.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Gameday says that was a double, no?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
fial.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
fatty makes the save!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Damn! Joe who?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
Uribe!
Doing his best Crede impersonation.
Gotta admit, for not playing 3rd in years, Uribe is doing hella good
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i gotta say..
i don’t go in for memorabilia and all that shit, but after that catch against Houston in the WS i bought a Juan autographed ball.
no one cares about that catch
now, that catch jeter made against the red sox in july of whatever year that was, that was a great catch.
brian anderson would've caught that...
BM was kidding.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
and remember that one time jeter covered the plate and tagged jeremy giambi late,
but because the umpire remembered the old little league yarn about runners who don’t slide, giambi was out?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha! Hawk called Uribe "jovial."
That was totally a fat joke.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
Gravitational pull is definitely hes best tool.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
his*
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Jupiter, the king of planets
Juanito, the king of the 6.99 buffet
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
What is a Matt Abbadacola?
I know he’s on the score. But how does he get a Hawkism and how is a “Matt Abbadacola” different from other Hawkisms. It seems to be between a “chopper two hopper” and a “duck snort”
Does anyone know?
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
broken bat
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
oc just guessing strike now.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
hawk just said
gordon beckham coming up in the top of the third.
i didn’t know we called him up already, and that he plays for KC
brian anderson would've caught that...
obviously.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
it might help a little bit, young buck ;)
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
woot! option back again!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
btw, if pena is the hero tonight, then TAEG's theory goes right out the window re: who will win al central
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
DJ is shit!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Comically bad. So bad he's good.
“So, you don’t look too nervous. You have any nerves. Or anything?”
/prepares to tip cap.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
look who's in CF
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Reading "doubles to Ken Griffey Jr." is like pouring acid on my eyes.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
this griffey in center thing is incredible
is he better or worse than Mackowiak defensively in center?
He's... different
Mackowiak was faster, but made worse reads. Griffey’s more like, “Nooooooooooo….”
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
no. the answer is worse. and it's not close.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
i'll agree, though i'd say griffey looks worse on balls in the gap, but mack seemed to misplay everything that was right at him.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
mackowiak=headless chicken in center
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
...right before he manhandled you?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
you said it, man. nobody fucks with de jesus.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
buehrle is a very good pitcher
and has been for about 7 years.
again, no “clearly”
brian anderson would've caught that...
This is my point about the Contreras injury.
Sure, he looked good for an inning, but I don’t think “He looked good for an inning” should factor into our disappointment. Injury or not, the chances of major suck occurring in that game were … quite high.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
there's always a good show going on there
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Yeah. If you're going to have suck in your rotation
Might as well mix it up. You know, some hanging curve HR suck here, some splitter in the dirt too many BB suck there. A variety of suck, is what I’m trying to convey here.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
The albino bitch?
I’ve been complaining about him for a llllong time.
Creepy as hell.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
royals' futility with runners on 2nd and 3rd, one out last inning got me wondering...
if ssh had been a royals fan, would he (a) have quit watching baseball or (b) have suffered from multiple ulcers by this point?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
Maybe he *is* a Royals fan
and he pretends to be a Sox fan to give us a window into his misery.
Coffee is for closers.
Or would have gladly enjoyed being right 100 games a year
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha. That's more like it...
He would have a giant ego by now.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
well 1 thing is for sure
He would quote Cardinals’ scores to no end
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
ugh cabrera
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
mb
it is unnecessary to prove your ability to hold runners on first with nobody out. retiring the first hitter of an inning in no way reflects poorly on your manhood.
regards,
toonder
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
toonder
i’ll send that dinosaur after you if you don’t watch it…ya assclown
love in christ,
mb
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
lol
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
holy shit tony pena jr.'s numbers are bad.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
somebody's gotta make konerko's average look good
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
his ops looks like someone forgot to add in the 's'
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
you sure? i always heard he got fired for catching a pitcher's brother.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought it was pitching to a brother catcher
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
gameday slow. plsxplainkthxkai.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
what happened?
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
like yesterday's game
2 runs in the first and then a lot of outs in a row
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
first people want the offense to hurry up so mb can have a typical mb under 2 hour game.
now it’s don’t make outs. c’mon people, consistency!
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
1 k and 2 earned in under 4 innings = dominant?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Minus the first, obv.
3 innins, 30 pitches, 0 walks, two balls out of the infield.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
i don't think he was a first round pick for nothing.
he looks like he has pretty good stuff and a lot of pitchers give up runs early before settling in
brian anderson would've caught that...
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