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Around SBN: Bob Sapp Denies Throwing Fights

Game #120: Gamethread #3

I'm out. This is either a post-game thread, or your last one of the night. Use it wisely. Oh and post an alert in the last gamethread.

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No shit!

I just wandered in here.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

And I'm allll alone...

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is awesome...

I wonder when Cheat’s gonna tell the other guys…..

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

now.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol.

Oh hey everybody.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

And WELCOME to my thread.

Make yourself comfortable.

Would you like a drink?

The bar’s over there.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

nowish

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 13, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

It was for a while there...

I was making the most of it.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, this is dark and scary

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 13, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

freaky

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bobby would rape you bitches

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 13, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

"my other car is a gurney"

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

If this cart's a'rockin'

please administer prompt medical attention by trained service professionals.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 13, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

rofl

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA!

LOL-zies!

Did you do that yerself?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, it kinda looks like he's doing the robot...

Which makes it even better. Obviously.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

the glove should be in the basket though.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 13, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ken Griffey Hawking?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

woot!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

That is killing me.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

he needs a grommer

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very good, keeping it British.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just a suggestion . . .

If we do blank em, I deserve immunty on the jinx ish

Considering peeps said I would jinx the Twins game yesterday and the shut out today

; )

by Option27 on Aug 13, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

one time

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

jinx

the royals just scored 5

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 13, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 nights no Q! too!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

that slacker

better do something when he comes back from resting.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 13, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

You just saved yerself a beating, boy.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know you know better.

;)

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

as do i

but how often do i get to say blasphemy? I had to take the opportunity

by jeeves on Aug 13, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No apologies, please...the whole exchange was amusing.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, no clearly for that one.

clearly for the thing about not being godly enough.

OH NO HE DI-INT.

by Trooper on Aug 13, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't burn 'em

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feed him to the pigs.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

uribe: who said pigs man? i'm fucking starving after that game!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remove the teeth for Uribes digestive system?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two K save

been a while.

This game is ova!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 13, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

no save

4 runs

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 13, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

ownt!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

option makes it two in a row not fucked up!!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Again...

boner.

I don’t know what to make of it.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mazeltov!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i could have spelled that way incorrectly.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bonjour.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

pee pee?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoodie has been a terrible influence.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

He brought such a potty-mouth to this group!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

and i'm the target

great

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I meant to say.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was meant for both of you.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right...because....you know....we all had pretty dirty mouths before Hoodie...and really, if anything, we've done the corrupting....and, so when I said that thing about him and the potty-mouth, well, I was just being sarcastic kind of....because we were

already potty mouths before he showed up, you know…...
man?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, I got that.

also the fact that PR didnt get it.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Super Dave approves.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever,

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

who know what

you little cunt SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah oh my ass you POS

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

easy, kalinda

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 13, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm tired of that.

i understand nobody likes me.,but do you have to act that way

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its not that I dont like you, I just dont like your comments.

regards.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

yippee! for you

don’t read em, ignore them

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you explain to me what is this use of clearly?

You wankers are clearly off your feathers.

Regards

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love Hoodie, that incredibly fake Brit.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha! Me too...that Peoria piece of trash.

cheers!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

In a way.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad

I ain’t the bad guy anymore

by Option27 on Aug 13, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

so happy for you

you have just been redeemed

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

make

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

it

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

as

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

small

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

as

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

possible

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

because

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

hate

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

fail

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

fail

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

that took some effort.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

You kids definitley play when Mr. Cheat isn't around

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats with the fail?

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Roads?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

<----- he went that way

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

calm down dudes!!!!! lolz

no i’m actually egging you on!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

calm down dudes!!!!! lolz

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

calm down dudes!!!!! lolz

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

calm down dudes!!!!! lolz

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

triple box'd bitches!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quiet you.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

you be quiet

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was talking to option.

clearly.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yo grab

I still have love for ya

by Option27 on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just dont cause any losses and we'll be good.

Cheers.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have love for everyone!

Don’t worry.

The only chance I think I have to cause losses is when they come to LA and I somehow find a way to get in the dugout and hurt JD or CQ

: )

by Option27 on Aug 13, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

we'll see you on the nine o'clock news

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey option remember that one time...

when i told you to get the fuck out? lolz good times….and here you are….still here…starting to catch the learning curve wave….go you!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That learning curve still to severe for PR though.

Clear.y

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly even.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

learn to keep your mouth shut

or i’ll do it for you

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's about 10000 different ways to reply to that

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

it wasn

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

How droll.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh i hope you get into a fight

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh i hope you get into a fight

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

triple box it.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck that i'm lazy

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

shut up about me

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

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"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow, thats impressive.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

clearly

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Candy!

It was golden.

Like I mentioned, I really don’t take things too seriously and I’m glad you all are starting to see this.

All in all, we all Sox fans

Some of this shit is fucking jokes though.

Can’t help but get a kick outta it.

Some of this comment sounded gay by the way.

Just realized

by Option27 on Aug 13, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

lolz

it’s pretty much all jokes….unless we’re talking to ssh

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

than its just sad, pr as well.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

so are you

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

what an irritable person

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

irritable or irritating?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

both

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't know who SSH is

But I’m sure I’ll find out eventually

by Option27 on Aug 13, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

mercy

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 13, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why associate me with either SSH or Durden?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

AHA

i see what you did there.

by Trooper on Aug 13, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesnt post in games where were winning.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

it

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

ya OG

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm glad someone feels that way

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

kiss-ass

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha!

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shh, Im enjoying it.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just had a thought ...

any chance Ozzie is starting Broadway tomorrow so he can get some free shots in at the Royals early, lose Broadway to ejection/suspension (‘cause, really, who would give a shit), then insert Carrasco to take over to be the “real” starter.

Normally, I would dismiss this as complete bullshit, but … well, it’s Ozzie.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 13, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe, and then he can call out Broadways manhood too.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

lolz!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

we will know for sure

if carrasco is warming up in the first inning.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 13, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

“clearly”

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 13, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohhhh you!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

So last night was baseball and tonight was book club

Tomorrow I think I’m actually going to watch!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 13, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

You really are a poof.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

"you got a nice mouth."

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 13, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I should be in that poof!"

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

"i'd kill for that ass."

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 13, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I could eat a peach like you for hours."

/castor troy

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate loving that movie

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too. It's so enjoyably bad.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh shit I never asked you what you thought of Wicker Man

Enjoyable?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

The movie? Old or new?

The old one was just comically bad.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 13, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

The old one was good I thought

The Nicholas Cage one is probably the most unintentionally funny movie made in my lifetime. And this isn’t some gay 80s movie that just didn’t age well. This movie is just like watching a 100 car pileup.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poof magazine?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

by book club he means going to see sisterhood of the traveling pants 2

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 13, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Y'all don't have any idea what I deal with here

I’m the loner Sox fan here in my southern Cali liquor store.

Every time a customer comes in, they give me shit about why I keep having the Sox games on when all they care about is the fucking Angels and Doyers . . .

But on the bright side, I’ve converted some over to the South Side.

Peeps actually root for them now cause they see what I go through when they lose.

Hahaha

Jokes

by Option27 on Aug 13, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

you live to fight one more day again buddy

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

we don't know yet

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

it depends!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's not what we meant

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i still can't believe aj was bunting with a man on second and no one out in the first

don’t about 60% of his AB’s result in a 4-3 groundout?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 13, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

We needed a Buehrle-expedited start

It just started raining hard here

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 13, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

tasty!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would love to be riding her ass right now.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now THAT is tasty.

Where can I get one of those?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yawn....what a boring game

The most exciting part was when they kept showing colin in the 9th making those retarded hand signals.

Still, Mark Buehrle makes me cream my pants when he pitches like this, Griffey avoided scorn tonight, and Jenks didn’t even bother to make things interesting. Naturally, we will lose 19-0 tomorrow.

Regards

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

we must not lose

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

butler hitting all those GS tomorrow then?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He still got some base hits today

And yes, if my numbers add up, should be 10 grand slams for my non-stop pick to click Billy Butler.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

God damn I hope Carasco is the guy tommorow

and put the best team on the field. If Griffey plays rest Thome plz. Good to have Q! back. I’ve missed him.

by madvillian on Aug 13, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

no way griffey should play.

if 3 days in a row wasn’t enough to bring out the best in General Soreness, the dive sure was.

by Trooper on Aug 13, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or my crowbar to his knee

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

i see broken, battered and bleeding

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 13, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great game...

Normally, I would say that this should definitely be a sweep with no excuses but the Sox have Lance “I like to give up hits” Broadway pitching tomorrow.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 13, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

FACT: LANCE BROADWAY IS A FIGHTER

FACT: THE WHITE SOX WILL PITCH ANOTHER SHUT OUT AND IMPROVE THAT PYTHAG

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Aug 13, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL YOU FAGBAGS

Go to fantasysports.yahoo.com and click enter a private league. The League ID# is 265956, password boobs.

If 4 more people don’t join I’m canceling it, and furby will hunt all of you down.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

do you mean american football

or real football?

regards

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 13, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm willing to help you out by joining, but do I have to do anything further?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also, did anyone see that weightlifter from Bulgaria dislocate his elbow?

It was amazing, the announcers were so disgusted by it, yet NBC kept showing the replays.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 13, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks

i’m gonna pass out now.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 13, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Discussed and video on youtube as well.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 13, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good Washburn sucks anyway.

I don’t see why everyone wants this guy….he will get killed just like Broadway. He hasn’t had a good season since 2002 and you would have to trade for him and pay him a boat load of money for next year? fuck that

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 13, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

it's not my money.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 13, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, I'm confused ...

do we disagree with SSH (who wants Washburn) because he’s SSH, or do we disagree with KenWo (who doesn’t want Washburn) because he’s KenWo?

Someone help me out here.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 13, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think i can help

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 13, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

both...but moreso on the kenwo lolz

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's this simple.

ssh is like your annoying cousin who is cogent and likeable when he’s not on meth, which isn’t often enough, but he’s still family so you can deal with him. kenwo is like a guy who beat up your little sister and ran over your dog.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think i have something that can appy to both

go back to hell

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 13, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

too much anger, bm.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

well put.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

lolz!

so true!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

one gets “go back to hell.”
the other gets “if i wasn’t sane i would beat the hell out of you.”

that’s all i got. you pick who gets which.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 13, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

HELLO I AM JI

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HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME WHEY TO DENOTE THAT ON SA

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nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 13, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

ji jim thome, do you know colin, that bourbon swilling motherfucker?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 13, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

stop showing up at the most inopportune times and saying shit

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey dudes....new fanpost up! go check it out!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 13, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Ibanez, Washburn claimed...

Geoff Baker wrote:

So, I’m going to have to stop listening to scouts at the breakfast table because Raul Ibanez was definitely claimed on waivers today, as was Jarrod Washburn. Ibanez told me he was informed, by someone in-the-know, upon arriving at the park today that a claim on him had been put in. Washburn also received similar information.

The team now has until tomorrow to work out a deal. Actually, it has 48 1/2 “business day hours’’ from when the claim was made. So, if it was made today, it would be Friday. If yesterday, which is what folks are saying, it would be tomorrow. Or else, it can pull the players back. Or, allow them to be claimed for salary owed. That won’t happen with Ibanez, who is owed less than $2 million and still has value. It might with Washburn, owed roughly $13 million from now through 2009.

With Washburn, it could be limited. I keep hearing the St. Louis Cardinals might be the team but I can’t say for certain. I know that’s not too precise. But nothing is.

If Kenny didn’t claim Washburn before he got to the Cardinals, that would suck balls.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 7:20 AM CDT reply actions  

the AL teams that could claim him, in order

1 Tigers
2 Rangers
3 Blue Jays
4 Yankees
5 Twins
6 White Sox
7 Red Sox
8 Rays
9 Angels

Unless some team out of contention signs him, which isn’t going to happen. Then the NL gets a crack at him.

And the WS signed Beckham, don’t know if anyone else posted it but I am not going through this entire post ha ha ha .

Bloggin'

http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/

by Six Pack on Aug 14, 2008 7:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

If the Yankees really did pass on Washburn as Ken Rosenthal reported...

It would seem to me that Kenny would actually get the first crack at claiming him.

I don’t see the Tigers, Rangers, or Blue Jays claiming him because they are too far out of contention. I guess the Twins could have claimed Washburn to screw the Sox out of getting him but they may have been too afraid of being stuck with his salary if the Mariners let them have him for nothing.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Another bad source but...

the poster ( soxball14 ) at WSI who first reported on Tuesday that Beckham had signed, just made the following post this morning…

My guy in PR that told me about Beckham signing on Tuesday, just told me that Danks has agreed to

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 7:55 AM CDT reply actions  

made the worst looking "diving" catch you've ever seen, for one...

staggered into shallow left center, flopped on the ground, and caught the ball off to his side. Looked like it hurt.

He moves like he’s about 5 yrs older than he really is.

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Aug 14, 2008 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm really hoping kong can get his mojo back

so swish can return to center, not that i’m saying swish is a fantastic defender himself…

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

That Griffey catch was truly sad...

I think most center fielders are camped under that one.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good to see the gamethreads have returned to the usual high level of discourse

Great time at the Cell last night, though I hardly watched the game. I did see Buehrls doing his damndest to keep his 2:17 game time average on pace (and it came in exactly at 2:17 – the man is a machine). No walks by Sox pitching, good “D” by Juannie (Joe who?) and an appearance by the old man (no, not me) at the plate and in CF (though his catch didn’t make the Top 10 on ESPN – looks like they’re wise to his Eric Byrnes-like ways).

Got absolutely ripped and stuffed myself – great time at the ballpark, plus the Sox “W”. And they sure have enough employees directing traffic – only took 3-5 minutes to get out of Lot “D” and onto the Ryan. Patronage is alive and well in Chicago, I am happy to say.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 14, 2008 8:10 AM CDT reply actions  

are you allowed to drink and drive?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 14, 2008 8:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good to see Griffey Contributing a little last night

Also, I that RBI from PK was nice as well.

Today’s game is going to be the real question though. I’m pretty nervous about Broadway.

by 815Sox on Aug 14, 2008 8:27 AM CDT reply actions  

don't be. it's the royals. what's the worst that could happen?

dj will be his caddy if he gets lit up. it’s not like a 5 run deficit against the royals is of great import.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing their outfield can't and won't hand back to us in one inning...

I love being able to make fun of other teams’ outfields.
Doesn’t happen too often.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, the Nationals are going to continue to suck...
According to the Fort Worth Star Telegram, unsigned Nationals first-round pick RHP Aaron Crow has agreed to a contract with the independent league Fort Worth Cats.
The ninth overall pick in June’s draft after winning Big 12 pitcher of the year honors at Missouri, Crow has until midnight Friday to sign with the Nationals. His agent said Wednesday that a deal is unlikely. “The last I talked with Jim Bowden, he didn’t think there was anything more to talk about,” agent Randy Hendricks said. “I didn’t disagree.” Luke Hochevar and Max Scherzer also previously played for the Cats, with Hochevar re-entering the draft and Scherzer agreeing to a deal with the Diamondbacks moments before the signing deadline.

Source: Fort Worth Star Telegram

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 9:08 AM CDT reply actions  

matinee

Today’s Lineup

OC, SS; Griff, CF; Q, LF; Dye, RF; Thome, DH; PK, 1B; Miss, 2B; Uribe, 3B; Hall, C. Broadway pitching.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 9:59 AM CDT reply actions  

sss be damned

but i’m digging kong’s august line thus far.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's not the problem anymore...

Griffey being in the lineup and playing center field almost everyday is.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes, they are going to make a CF out of him

whether he wants to be one or not.

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Aug 14, 2008 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

can't figure out why he's in the lineup today instead of swisher.

you’d think if anybody needs the day off it’s griffey. and it’s not like jr. has a long history of raking off hiram kyle davies.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna go with "are the sox are facing four lefthanders over the next four days"? for $1000, alex.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nail, Head, Contact.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 14, 2008 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

so he's going to sit the next four days?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

uh, no. but which game do you think he should be playing, today or tomorrow against a lefty after a cross country flight?

and “neither” is not an option.

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by larry on Aug 14, 2008 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

this move seems to get more puzzling by the day.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

only if you thought the move would actually work out in the first place.

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by larry on Aug 14, 2008 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

i suppose that depends on how you define "work out"

it could have meant something other than playing in center field pretty much every day he feels he can go.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

right. if you actually expected that to occur.

i thought it would be a train wreck. as expected so far.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not really...

Roberto Alomar
Sandy Alomar
Carl Everett
Ken Griffey Jr.

Ozzie falls in love with players and keeps trying to acquire them until he gets them, even when they are long since washed-up.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Errr, not Ozzie... Kenny.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

i don't follow

its not that swish’s stats vs lefties is that much better than griffey’s. if outfield in oakland is more spacious, maybe better to go with swish who is more mobile.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nail, Head, Contact.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 14, 2008 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think you need to take a slightly more nuanced approach to comparing the two.

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by larry on Aug 14, 2008 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

are there individual split stats for der's or some kind of zone ratings by stadium

but fuck, griffey wasn’t playing center fulltime for the last year and half, makes doing comps more difficult.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm thinking of their hitting abilities.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

right

well, lifetime, swish has played way more games there of course, but his ops is about 20 points greater than griffey’s, would you consider that a marginal difference? lifetime is a not a good comp, i would go the last three years, but i don’t think you can make a meaningful comparison because jr didn’t play enough games there.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think i did the lifetime comp before

but if going back three years, i’m sure the discrepancy is more apparent.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

one player approaching prime, one player approaching retirement.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep

and griffey should really be used against rhp’s at this point.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Paul Byrd move a cash-only transaction...
The Boston Herald reports that “there will be no ‘player to be named’ in the trade that brought Paul Byrd to Boston.”
According to the newspaper, the Indians agreed to trade Byrd without getting a player in return because the Red Sox were the only team willing to absorb the entire $2 million remaining on his contract. The impending free agent is scheduled to make his Red Sox debut Friday.

Source: Boston Herald

Wow.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 10:34 AM CDT reply actions  

No new thread makes HSA crazy.

As if this GT wasn’t enough of a clusterfuck.
Halp!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 10:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Oh quit your tally wagging

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

the results are in

from the hardball times’ “how ethical was it?” poll, and the ligues attack on tom gamboa ended up 9th, just ahead of brooklyn fans throwing umbrellas that had been sharpened into spears at giants players in the early 1900’s and just behind juan marichal smashing john roseboro over the head with his bat.
the black sox scandal came in seventh.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 14, 2008 11:17 AM CDT reply actions  

white sox game notes include richard in the bullpen but no info on who was removed

26 actives listed.

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by larry on Aug 14, 2008 11:23 AM CDT reply actions  

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