Game #121: WhiteSox (67-52) vs. Royals (54-66)
Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox, Aug 14, 2008 1:05 PM CDT
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4-6 or 6-9?
I want to vote for 6. Which one do I click? Hmmm…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
nice work, cheat.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Im confident that he will be pulled after giving up his 5th run.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:13 PM CDT reply actions
How do I post a table?
I’m getting html pwnd right now as the
doesn’t seem to work and putting things in blockquotes didn’t work either.this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
oops that should have been html table command (which was then commanded) hasn't worked for me yet
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I don't think we've been allowed to do tables since the switch
PRE tags are your best bet
Also, there is a non-html comment guide now at the bottom of the comments section. Click “Show formatting guide” to view
AIM: SouthSideCheat
I looked through the formatting guide, but didn't find anything of use
I’m an epic fial on this one, I suppose
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
pre
<pre>i can has html table?</pre>
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
chlorange
can we get this site ranked first in google for the word chlorange?
southside sox is a chlorangeto win the division the chicago white sox must not encounter a chlorange.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
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Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Aug 14, 2008 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nicely done hoodie.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, you Brits are hilarious!!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
The face of a spy?(not the fish)

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:21 PM CDT reply actions
Didn't she catch for the Sox?
thought I heard that today.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
Alias is a show about a spy!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Garner has a horseface.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks Arseface.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
i must say i find it hilarious
and an indictment of the local sports media that some podunk tv station in indiana reported richard was recalled 18 hours ago and the knights issued a release to the same effect. and forty minutes before the game we still don’t know from our local reporters who got sent down/placed on DL.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
any idea as to when a club is required to make an official announcement as well?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
they already had to exchange eligibles with kc.
i suppose a club doesn’t have to actually announce anything. they obviously have to mention it to mlb.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
Reverse jinx if anything.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Guessing how many runs he gives up? Jinx.
Not guessing how many runs he gives up? Jinx.
Speculating as to whether guessing how many runs he gives up constitutes or does not constitute a jinx? Jinx.
by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 14, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone have a clue as to
the last time the Sox had 3 shutouts in a row?
At least the Royals are good candidates.
"We were the never-say-die White Sox tonight." - Nick Swisher (8/5/08)
i got tired of looking back when i got to '98. hasn't happened since at least '97.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, I was the one who picked 10 runs
Billy Butler looms.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
You jerkface.
I’m surprised at how optimistic the votes are so far….my own included…it even surprised me as I clicked it!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Ross Gload alone will likely have 5 RBI
"We were the never-say-die White Sox tonight." - Nick Swisher (8/5/08)
Just went over to mlb.com and was surprised to see Q! and the Sox as the first story.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions
A good SSS-er would have linked it.
I don’t care that it is on the main site!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Oooo he looks positively delicious

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
i already adjusted mine. *pulls up pants*
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
yay yay yay yay!
option back again…..i think he’s fallen in love
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
with you?
or the other way around?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
can't it be both?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
I'm here for Lance Broadway day mainly
And to see who’s shitting on who today in this thread . . .
Only for a bit, then back to work and some Chick-fil-A

: )
And we are all happy to see you stop by pre-game to work your magic.
There’s always magic in the ai-air….
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
In a perfect world....
:)
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmm...so nice to see his swing again....
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
lance broadway is such a money name, so i voted 0
if he wasn’t a wannabe mlb pitcher, he could definitely get a job in the san fernando valley just on his name alone.
"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions
what channel?
Is Lance the Dance and his wonderful shut out goin to be on
Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!
by beanohatesthecubs on Aug 14, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply actions
CSN
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks
gotta find a bar in carbondale with CSN thanks
Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!
by beanohatesthecubs on Aug 14, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions
Twins put in a waiver claim for OF/DH Raul Ibanez...
but some other team claimed him first and are negotiating with the Mariners for his services.
No word on Washburn yet.
Also, the Jays placed CF Vernon Wells and SS John McDonald on waivers Tuesday.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Well that didn't take very long
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
where's butler hitting today
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
5th aka prime grand slam position
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
ROFL, this guy sucks...
89 MPH meatballs right over the heart of the plate.
Yeah, Broadway is just as good as Washburn.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
If Kenny didn't put in a waiver claim for Washburn, he should be fired.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
and roundhouse kicked to the face
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Go back to hell.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is like a field day for you!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Should be a great day
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
There goes the shutout streak
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
settle for a two run shot to start it off?
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
you two should get a room
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
You, cip and Chi...this could get confusing fast. We may have to start actually reading names on comments.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I could see that.
Hopefully 2008 is a winning year for both.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
You really do enjoy this more than a game like yesterday, don't you?
by Crede's Crew on Aug 14, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Well there's nothing to talk about when everything goes right
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
to recap
Royals scored 0 run in their first 54 outs
2 runs in one out against broadway
AIM: SouthSideCheat
there's no way i'm gonna extend the four horsemen to five just to write about this guy....jeeze
lolz i’ll do it right now…..meatballs down the middle…..hit me hard….put team in hole…..not an out recorder….but he’s better than washburn….expectations: yeah ok
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Is Carasco warming up yet?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
danks signs
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/8/14/593743/jordan-danks-signs
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
Well that makes today not so bad then.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet, some good news for today!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
bring him up!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
The best news of the day
I bet they waited for the Broadway start to let it leak.
To ease the fans pains
Assuming DJ will be coming by the 3rd or 4th
Maybe I’m stupid, but why didn’t they just give him the start? They probably had low expectations anyways.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Exactly what I was thinking
What’s the point to spot KC runs in the first?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Seems like it was worth a shot for Broadway
Given his good start against KC last year and so as not to further disrupt the pen
by Crede's Crew on Aug 14, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I doubt they were going to give Broadway more then one start.. I figure it gave Carrasco another week in the pen, and they were thinking the Royals are god awful, maybe Broadway can get through 4 or 5 and by next week they’d have a solution for the number 5 spot. If nothing else it gets them closer to Linebrink being back in the pen, and at that point it’s easier to move Carrasco to the rotation.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
That was nice
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
i think we caught a break there, feisty
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
pitches
fastball at 89, change at 85? That cant be right
Well, assuming Broadway is an effective pitcher was your first mistake.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
broadway don't like throwing it slower dude
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
it's not change is at 89, fastball 85
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Well....that could have been worse, no?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Please?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:19 PM CDT reply actions
Hey Hey
way to recover Lance. Now put up zeros
it sounds a whole lot easier than it will be for him
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Yeah it is.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
paulie owes broadway a reach-around, because he lanced him in that inning
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I should have stayed at lunch
getting indigestion.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Aug 14, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Double by Aviles.
Konerko should have had it?
Pitching, defense and health.
No AJ today.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
general soreness
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Cy Davies on the mound
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
yup. it's ova.
paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.
Over/Under on a Brawl today
with Toby and Uribe taking turns power a$$ing Teahans face?
I take the over.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
STOP FUCKING HITTING HIM
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Q! are you ok?
please be ok
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
sixth straight hbp for q!
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:26 PM CDT reply actions
He needs armor srsly.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:26 PM CDT reply actions
mother fucker
stop hitting Q, why doesnt he wear bonds body armor?
Get him a Kevlar vest or something
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
JD!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Damn that pissed me off!
Caused my whole office to ask what was wrong….
“Nothing of importance to you,” was my response.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
gal.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a girl.
And well-liked, thank you.
People ’round here have become fond of my Chicago ’tude.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
y-y-y-y-y-y-YES!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Should have cursed out there families while you were at it.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I did message my buddy in the office who is from the SS - also big Sox fan...
told him Q got hit again and if he did get injured I was going to fucking kill somebody.
He agreed. To the murder thing.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Would the large number of death’s due to the Q injury be noticed in the southside ?
by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure...
but there’d be an unspoken agreement to just “let it slide.”
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Brawl Odds have increased now.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Thomer would be nice.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
Lance Brodway wont last long today
but mostly cause he’s going to peg someone this inning.
Get your money's worth I say.
If your gonna suck at pitching, at least keep Ozzie happy by knocking someone over.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Davies has ZERo control
take advantage of it
'its not like they're trying to drill him. that's not the issue. the issue is he is getting drilled." - hawk the philosopher
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM CDT reply actions
Drill someone else so they stop trying to pitch him inside
the book on Q is pitch him up and in, but his elbow gets in the way
At the very least, he needs an elbow pad.
Dammit, Q! Quit trying to be the superhero that you are!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That book needs some rewriting
because other teams haven’t been very successful.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
dear kong,
make up for your shit play in the top of the 1st with a hit
regards
furbs
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Oh Paulie
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
SHITCOCK
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
insert eeyore picture here
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM CDT reply actions
oooh the bat slam to the ground.....
you fucking loser…suck suck suck!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
KONGPOPSUP
worthless, why does he dive across the plate on every swing. He james himself
Fuck your couch!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i remember that from yesterday lolz
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
Me too...and I'm still trying to determine if that is a giant inflatable turd.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow. I was almost kidding....but good to know.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
RUN BITCH!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
No one misses this guy's pitches...
This is the best idea you’ve got, Kenny?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Did anyone else see the look on OC there?
It looked as if he was about to make the routine play but saw the devils eyed on the ball at the last second and freaked out
Just like Clayton Richard's 1st game.
Atrocious D early and he fell apart IIRC.
Pitching, defense and health.
I'm sure Lance has the ability to give up a lot of runs all on his own.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Bad D can shake up even the best - Buerhle, good example.
I hope Broadway is just working out nerves.
Hope.
It’s a helluva drug.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
even criticizing his outs
I can see you after the last out in 2005, well, we only scored one goddamn run, nice offense Kenny
if uribe didn't have five kids to feed, he would have booted that ball too
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:39 PM CDT reply actions
Jesus Christ
You guys all need to chill the f*ck out!
Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?! NO! It is only the second fella’s.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
I know, I hear ya. And we're playing the effing Royals.
I’m pretty sure we can scrounge up 2 runs on duck snorts to their outfield.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Not saying Broadway is not disappointing...
Just…I mean…what the HELL DID YOU EXPECT??
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
My apologies...
I’m still fired up about the Q HBP.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
a two-hitter
shit ton of walks….2 grand slams from butler
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
ducksnorts might not do it today, it may require a doc edwards shots
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
unfamiliar with animal house?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
just arrived, did something horrible happen?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 1:43 PM CDT reply actions
since this game is OVAH, maybe the sox should forfeit to keep the bullpen rested.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
What would people do if a team was say down 10+ after 5 and just decided to say.. screw it.. we’re not wasting any more arms you can have this one?
I mean…. seems reasonable to me to just play the game tomorrow and stop wasting your time in the blow out. Not that is apply’s to a game against the Royals mind you, but still wondering what would happen.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course I'm not happy...
that Broadway is apparently the best option to replace Contreras to Kenny.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
Then you must think other people love to hear you bitch.
A couple comments during an easy victory yesterday, 5 billion in the first two innings today.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
oh, boy...you're going to take him down this road?
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
ssh's opinion of kenny williams has been made abundantly clear on more than one million occasions.
and that’s how the discussion always ends, whether it’s free agent signings, waiver wire deals (or lack of deals), or failure to build a top minor league system.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohka, Egbert, Poreda, Richard among others.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Not a very good idea.
Bullpen would be great though.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
exactly, we need someone to do a spot start now
unfortunately, its broadway, but who else could we really have pitch today on appropriate rest??
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Was only suggesting over Broadway
But.. no not at all, I’d rather put Poreda, Linebrink in the pen for the stretch run with Carrasco as the number 5.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
come on
Ohka-please
Poreda-said himself he’s not ready
Richard-BP
Eggy-been injured, they are allowing him to get his arm back in the minors
I really don’t think best option is important.. he’s just there to give Carrasco one more week in the pen while Linebrink is out. Carrasco will get moved to the rotation soon enough.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Which is the best option-exactly
There is nobody else in the minors that has started in the majors and had at least a touch of success. He is there to eat innings today, and thats it.
paul konerko happened
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
what did that motherf'in sulking prick do this time???
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
popped to 2nd with bases loaded, 2 out
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
and failed on a relatively routine play to first, making it two on with no out instead of none on and two outs.
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
double fatty power
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
back to back fat!
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
go double fattys!!!!
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
DO NOT WANT

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
You should be ashamed.
Them too.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Merely showing off the typical Sox fan to the world.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd like us to think you found that pic online, don't you?
I think we all know that is straight off your camera phone.
by ReservoirDog on Aug 14, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you see any Camaros in the pic buddy?
I wish those were my gals.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Back to back Fatty!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Wooo Orca
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Uribe's base-running has really impressed me lately.
Very bold.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
And sexy?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You know....
yeah.
A little sexy.
I like the jiggle in his swagger.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
your ducksnort comment was prescient. color me impressed.
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's see that soft single magic Griffey!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
So, this just sets up Qeroics in the 9th
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
ohhhh god
fatty 2 scared the shit out of me
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
It's the Royals brah
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
that was hustle
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
My pants are going to explode.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
If Q doesnt get a hit
he’ll be calling for Chris carter back
That's not possible!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
guy who cant even get wood on the ball with bases loaded one out against a terrible pitcher named hiram or
prospect with most HR in all of baseball this season? bad trade is right.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Sadness.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
tears...
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
j to the d
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions
jd!
Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Aug 14, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions
woot!!! JD again!!!
smoking it dudes
i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry
More JD Doubles!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
JD's production is expected
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
What did I tell you guys...
….got you all of the ledge and now look…
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
and by cy young you mean the new burger joint in topeka, kansas
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
well Davies was the top 8th and 9th grader in the country.
He took it from Kenwo after his glorious run of titles.
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
Thome loves those big hacks
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
nice to see you post when thome goes down
but can’t acknowledge that getting a fucking lead (in the second mind you) against these little twirps ain’t not thing
by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Wha?
Clutch.
by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I'm sure it's been done, but:
They say the stadium lights are bright on Broadway
They say there’s always magic in the air
But when he gives up a base hit
And Ozzie looks like he’s about to shit
The glitter rubs right off and you’re nowhere
They say the stuff is something else on Broadway
But looking at it just gives me the blues
‘Cause how ya gonna make some time
When all you got is 89?
And 89 won’t even shine your shoes
Ha! They say that he won’t last too long on Broadway
He’ll catch a Greyhound bus for home, they all say
But oh! They’re dead wrong, I know they are
‘Cause he can play this here guitar
He can’t pitch, but he can pull honeys with BA
Oh, they’re dead wrong, I know they are
OK, they’re right. He’s fucking gar (bage)
And he won’t quit till he’s a star … in Single-A (in Single-A)
On Broadway (on Broadway)
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
I did quote this earlier in response to Option
They say there’s always magic in the air
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
ouch. Admittedly, if this were Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn,
I would’ve had to drop $1 in the bucket.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
you need read faster.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"
by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
11 pitch quick inning, 3 ground balls. hitters can pretend they're still hitting in the 2nd.
"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

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