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Game #121: WhiteSox (67-52) vs. Royals (54-66)

Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox, Aug 14, 2008 1:05 PM CDT



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Kansas City Royals
@ Chicago White Sox

Thursday, Aug 14, 2008, 1:05 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

Kyle Davies vs Lance Broadway

Partly cloudy with a 30-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing from left to right field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 75.

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How many runs will Broadway give up?
0
13 votes
1-3
111 votes
4-5
67 votes
6-9
11 votes
10+
7 votes

209 votes | Poll has closed

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4-6 or 6-9?

I want to vote for 6. Which one do I click? Hmmm…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

nice work, cheat.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im confident that he will be pulled after giving up his 5th run.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:13 PM CDT reply actions  

How do I post a table?

I’m getting html pwnd right now as the

doesn’t seem to work and putting things in blockquotes didn’t work either.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 12:14 PM CDT reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think we've been allowed to do tables since the switch

PRE tags are your best bet

Also, there is a non-html comment guide now at the bottom of the comments section. Click “Show formatting guide” to view

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 14, 2008 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I looked through the formatting guide, but didn't find anything of use

I’m an epic fial on this one, I suppose

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

pre

<pre>i can has html table?</pre>

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

chlorange

can we get this site ranked first in google for the word chlorange?

southside sox is a chlorange

to win the division the chicago white sox must not encounter a chlorange.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 14, 2008 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

nice one, jackass

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nicely done hoodie.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, you Brits are hilarious!!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

recd

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 14, 2008 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

The face of a spy?(not the fish)

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Didn't she catch for the Sox?

thought I heard that today.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alias is a show about a spy!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 14, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Garner has a horseface.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks Arseface.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

i must say i find it hilarious

and an indictment of the local sports media that some podunk tv station in indiana reported richard was recalled 18 hours ago and the knights issued a release to the same effect. and forty minutes before the game we still don’t know from our local reporters who got sent down/placed on DL.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

any idea as to when a club is required to make an official announcement as well?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

they already had to exchange eligibles with kc.

i suppose a club doesn’t have to actually announce anything. they obviously have to mention it to mlb.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reverse jinx if anything.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guessing how many runs he gives up? Jinx.

Not guessing how many runs he gives up? Jinx.

Speculating as to whether guessing how many runs he gives up constitutes or does not constitute a jinx? Jinx.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 14, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone have a clue as to

the last time the Sox had 3 shutouts in a row?

At least the Royals are good candidates.

"We were the never-say-die White Sox tonight." - Nick Swisher (8/5/08)

by tailgater on Aug 14, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

i got tired of looking back when i got to '98. hasn't happened since at least '97.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I was the one who picked 10 runs

Billy Butler looms.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 12:30 PM CDT reply actions  

You jerkface.

I’m surprised at how optimistic the votes are so far….my own included…it even surprised me as I clicked it!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 14, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ross Gload alone will likely have 5 RBI

"We were the never-say-die White Sox tonight." - Nick Swisher (8/5/08)

by tailgater on Aug 14, 2008 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Just went over to mlb.com and was surprised to see Q! and the Sox as the first story.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions  

A good SSS-er would have linked it.

I don’t care that it is on the main site!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oooo he looks positively delicious

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

My fantasy adjustments are being made ASAP

by Option27 on Aug 14, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

i already adjusted mine. *pulls up pants*

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Post of the Week!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

ca-chow!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay yay yay yay!

option back again…..i think he’s fallen in love

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

with you?

or the other way around?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't it be both?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm here for Lance Broadway day mainly

And to see who’s shitting on who today in this thread . . .

Only for a bit, then back to work and some Chick-fil-A

: )

by Option27 on Aug 14, 2008 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And we are all happy to see you stop by pre-game to work your magic.

There’s always magic in the ai-air….

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

In a perfect world....

:)

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mmmm...so nice to see his swing again....

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

lance broadway is such a money name, so i voted 0

if he wasn’t a wannabe mlb pitcher, he could definitely get a job in the san fernando valley just on his name alone.

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

what channel?

Is Lance the Dance and his wonderful shut out goin to be on

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Aug 14, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply actions  

CSN

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

gotta find a bar in carbondale with CSN thanks

Ground ball to first, and the White Sox have won the Pennant!

by beanohatesthecubs on Aug 14, 2008 1:04 PM CDT reply actions  

ROFL... get ready for a LOOONG day.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Well that didn't take very long

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

where's butler hitting today

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

5th aka prime grand slam position

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:08 PM CDT reply actions  

ROFL, this guy sucks...

89 MPH meatballs right over the heart of the plate.

Yeah, Broadway is just as good as Washburn.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Not too good for the confidence.

I’m just guessing

by Option27 on Aug 14, 2008 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

lolz

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

and roundhouse kicked to the face

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go back to hell.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

An out...

He won’t see too many of those today.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

This is like a field day for you!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should be a great day

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

2-0 Royals.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

There goes the shutout streak

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:11 PM CDT reply actions  

settle for a two run shot to start it off?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

you two should get a room

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You, cip and Chi...this could get confusing fast. We may have to start actually reading names on comments.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could see that.

Hopefully 2008 is a winning year for both.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice first round draft pick, Kenny.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Well there's nothing to talk about when everything goes right

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

to recap

Royals scored 0 run in their first 54 outs

2 runs in one out against broadway

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 14, 2008 1:11 PM CDT reply actions  

there's no way i'm gonna extend the four horsemen to five just to write about this guy....jeeze

lolz i’ll do it right now…..meatballs down the middle…..hit me hard….put team in hole…..not an out recorder….but he’s better than washburn….expectations: yeah ok

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Carasco warming up yet?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

danks signs

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/8/14/593743/jordan-danks-signs

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Well that makes today not so bad then.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet, some good news for today!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

bring him up!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

The best news of the day

I bet they waited for the Broadway start to let it leak.

To ease the fans pains

by Option27 on Aug 14, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

15 games over .500

Have the White Sox been over that yet this season?

by shaftr on Aug 14, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

17

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Assuming DJ will be coming by the 3rd or 4th

Maybe I’m stupid, but why didn’t they just give him the start? They probably had low expectations anyways.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking

What’s the point to spot KC runs in the first?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seems like it was worth a shot for Broadway

Given his good start against KC last year and so as not to further disrupt the pen

by Crede's Crew on Aug 14, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt they were going to give Broadway more then one start.. I figure it gave Carrasco another week in the pen, and they were thinking the Royals are god awful, maybe Broadway can get through 4 or 5 and by next week they’d have a solution for the number 5 spot. If nothing else it gets them closer to Linebrink being back in the pen, and at that point it’s easier to move Carrasco to the rotation.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was nice

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

i think we caught a break there, feisty

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

pitches

fastball at 89, change at 85? That cant be right

by Rockraines on Aug 14, 2008 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Broadway does not throw hard.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

broadway don't like throwing it slower dude

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's not change is at 89, fastball 85

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's a 91...

but that’s about as good as it gets.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well....that could have been worse, no?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Please?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey Hey

way to recover Lance. Now put up zeros

by Rockraines on Aug 14, 2008 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

it sounds a whole lot easier than it will be for him

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah it is.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too...

Unfortunately.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHIP of 4.00 after one inning...

Nice.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:21 PM CDT reply actions  

paulie owes broadway a reach-around, because he lanced him in that inning

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I should have stayed at lunch

getting indigestion.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 14, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double by Aviles.

Konerko should have had it?

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 14, 2008 1:22 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

No AJ today.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

general soreness

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time to retire, Griffey.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Cy Davies on the mound

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

What's slower?

Griffey’s running or his swing.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 14, 2008 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

yup. it's ova.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Over/Under on a Brawl today

with Toby and Uribe taking turns power a$$ing Teahans face?

I take the over.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 14, 2008 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

STOP FUCKING HITTING HIM

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Q! are you ok?

please be ok

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

sixth straight hbp for q!

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

He needs armor srsly.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

mother fucker

stop hitting Q, why doesnt he wear bonds body armor?

by Rockraines on Aug 14, 2008 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get him a Kevlar vest or something

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

can we start a petition?

Dear Q!,

Gear up, fool.

Sincerely,
PETE

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 14, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q!!!!!!

Rewriting the history book

Chan Ho YARD!

by oahu420 on Aug 14, 2008 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

JD!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn that pissed me off!

Caused my whole office to ask what was wrong….
“Nothing of importance to you,” was my response.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

gal.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a girl.

And well-liked, thank you.
People ’round here have become fond of my Chicago ’tude.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

y-y-y-y-y-y-YES!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should have cursed out there families while you were at it.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did message my buddy in the office who is from the SS - also big Sox fan...

told him Q got hit again and if he did get injured I was going to fucking kill somebody.

He agreed. To the murder thing.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would the large number of death’s due to the Q injury be noticed in the southside ?

by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure...

but there’d be an unspoken agreement to just “let it slide.”

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thomer would be nice.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 14, 2008 1:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Lance Brodway wont last long today

but mostly cause he’s going to peg someone this inning.

by Rockraines on Aug 14, 2008 1:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Get your money's worth I say.

If your gonna suck at pitching, at least keep Ozzie happy by knocking someone over.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

'its not like they're trying to drill him. that's not the issue. the issue is he is getting drilled." - hawk the philosopher

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Drill someone else so they stop trying to pitch him inside

the book on Q is pitch him up and in, but his elbow gets in the way

by Rockraines on Aug 14, 2008 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

At the very least, he needs an elbow pad.

Dammit, Q! Quit trying to be the superhero that you are!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

That book needs some rewriting

because other teams haven’t been very successful.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

dear kong,

make up for your shit play in the top of the 1st with a hit

regards

furbs

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh Paulie

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

SHITCOCK

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice pop-up, scrub.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

insert eeyore picture here

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

oooh the bat slam to the ground.....

you fucking loser…suck suck suck!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

KONGPOPSUP

worthless, why does he dive across the plate on every swing. He james himself

by Rockraines on Aug 14, 2008 1:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck your couch!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i remember that from yesterday lolz

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too...and I'm still trying to determine if that is a giant inflatable turd.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow. I was almost kidding....but good to know.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

RUN BITCH!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one misses this guy's pitches...

This is the best idea you’ve got, Kenny?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

dear ssh,

yes.

love in christ

KW

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else see the look on OC there?

It looked as if he was about to make the routine play but saw the devils eyed on the ball at the last second and freaked out

by Option27 on Aug 14, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Just like Clayton Richard's 1st game.

Atrocious D early and he fell apart IIRC.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 14, 2008 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Bad D can shake up even the best - Buerhle, good example.

I hope Broadway is just working out nerves.

Hope.

It’s a helluva drug.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everything is a hard lining smash.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

even criticizing his outs

I can see you after the last out in 2005, well, we only scored one goddamn run, nice offense Kenny

by Rockraines on Aug 14, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

if uribe didn't have five kids to feed, he would have booted that ball too

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Did he eat the kids?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ

You guys all need to chill the f*ck out!

Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?! NO! It is only the second fella’s.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 14, 2008 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I know, I hear ya. And we're playing the effing Royals.

I’m pretty sure we can scrounge up 2 runs on duck snorts to their outfield.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not saying Broadway is not disappointing...

Just…I mean…what the HELL DID YOU EXPECT??

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

My apologies...

I’m still fired up about the Q HBP.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

a two-hitter

shit ton of walks….2 grand slams from butler

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

ducksnorts might not do it today, it may require a doc edwards shots

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that

the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.

by VAChisox on Aug 14, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

unfamiliar with animal house?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, Broadway arrived.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

since this game is OVAH, maybe the sox should forfeit to keep the bullpen rested.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

What would people do if a team was say down 10+ after 5 and just decided to say.. screw it.. we’re not wasting any more arms you can have this one?
I mean…. seems reasonable to me to just play the game tomorrow and stop wasting your time in the blow out. Not that is apply’s to a game against the Royals mind you, but still wondering what would happen.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course I'm not happy...

that Broadway is apparently the best option to replace Contreras to Kenny.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then you must think other people love to hear you bitch.

A couple comments during an easy victory yesterday, 5 billion in the first two innings today.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 14, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jim's site:

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, boy...you're going to take him down this road?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

ssh's opinion of kenny williams has been made abundantly clear on more than one million occasions.

and that’s how the discussion always ends, whether it’s free agent signings, waiver wire deals (or lack of deals), or failure to build a top minor league system.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a very good idea.

Bullpen would be great though.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly, we need someone to do a spot start now

unfortunately, its broadway, but who else could we really have pitch today on appropriate rest??

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was only suggesting over Broadway

But.. no not at all, I’d rather put Poreda, Linebrink in the pen for the stretch run with Carrasco as the number 5.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on

Ohka-please
Poreda-said himself he’s not ready
Richard-BP
Eggy-been injured, they are allowing him to get his arm back in the minors

by Rockraines on Aug 14, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really don’t think best option is important.. he’s just there to give Carrasco one more week in the pen while Linebrink is out. Carrasco will get moved to the rotation soon enough.

by Grinder in Training on Aug 14, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which is the best option-exactly

There is nobody else in the minors that has started in the majors and had at least a touch of success. He is there to eat innings today, and thats it.

by Rockraines on Aug 14, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would I have to name three?

It would only take one.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

paul konerko happened

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

popped to 2nd with bases loaded, 2 out

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

and failed on a relatively routine play to first, making it two on with no out instead of none on and two outs.

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

double fatty power

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

back to back fat!

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

go double fattys!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

DO NOT WANT

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should be ashamed.

Them too.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Merely showing off the typical Sox fan to the world.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'd like us to think you found that pic online, don't you?

I think we all know that is straight off your camera phone.

by ReservoirDog on Aug 14, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Do you see any Camaros in the pic buddy?

I wish those were my gals.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Back to back Fatty!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Wooo Orca

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Uribe's base-running has really impressed me lately.

Very bold.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

And sexy?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know....

yeah.
A little sexy.
I like the jiggle in his swagger.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

your ducksnort comment was prescient. color me impressed.

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's see that soft single magic Griffey!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions  

So, this just sets up Qeroics in the 9th

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

ohhhh god

fatty 2 scared the shit out of me

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF

Griff got a hit, holy shit

by Rockraines on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

It's the Royals brah

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about a little hustle, Fat Toby?

Jesus.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

that was hustle

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

My pants are going to explode.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

Looked like Paulie out there

by Option27 on Aug 14, 2008 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

That's not possible!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Sadness.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

tears...

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

j to the d

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Clutch.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

jd!

Why are you against girls and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Aug 14, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

woot!!! JD again!!!

smoking it dudes

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

More JD Doubles!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

JD's production is expected

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

What did I tell you guys...

….got you all of the ledge and now look…

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Aug 14, 2008 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

and by cy young you mean the new burger joint in topeka, kansas

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 14, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

well Davies was the top 8th and 9th grader in the country.

He took it from Kenwo after his glorious run of titles.

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 14, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thome loves those big hacks

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice to see you post when thome goes down

but can’t acknowledge that getting a fucking lead (in the second mind you) against these little twirps ain’t not thing

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 14, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wha?
Clutch.

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it's been done, but:

They say the stadium lights are bright on Broadway
They say there’s always magic in the air
But when he gives up a base hit
And Ozzie looks like he’s about to shit
The glitter rubs right off and you’re nowhere

They say the stuff is something else on Broadway
But looking at it just gives me the blues
‘Cause how ya gonna make some time
When all you got is 89?
And 89 won’t even shine your shoes

Ha! They say that he won’t last too long on Broadway
He’ll catch a Greyhound bus for home, they all say
But oh! They’re dead wrong, I know they are
‘Cause he can play this here guitar
He can’t pitch, but he can pull honeys with BA

Oh, they’re dead wrong, I know they are
OK, they’re right. He’s fucking gar (bage)
And he won’t quit till he’s a star … in Single-A (in Single-A)
On Broadway (on Broadway)

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 14, 2008 2:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I did quote this earlier in response to Option

They say there’s always magic in the air

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

ouch. Admittedly, if this were Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn,

I would’ve had to drop $1 in the bucket.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Aug 14, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

you need read faster.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

11 pitch quick inning, 3 ground balls. hitters can pretend they're still hitting in the 2nd.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

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