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The Four Horsemen...pt2

well since everybody loved the Danks piece yesterday....here's the 2nd installment featuring Gavin Floyd...enjoy dudes

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Gavin Floyd

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A lot of people are beginning to refer to Gavin Floyd as the stopper for the White Sox.  He's 7-1 following a Sox loss in 11 starts while posting a not overly impressive 4.84 ERA.  Building off the success towards the end of last season, Gavin started off the year on fire.  He flirted with two no-hitters early in the year against divisional opponents and won 7 of his first 12 starts.  I remember Cheat's post from earlier in the year about how no one really knew how Gavin was doing it with such ease.  When he's on with his pitches, Floyd is downright filthy.  His curveball has a nasty bite to it when he's throwing it right.  Looking through his stats, he's not turning into a groundball or flyout pitcher.  Those two figures are basically the same.  What I don't like his the 3.65 BB/9.  The formula for Gavin's success seems to be simply this:  Through the curveball for strikes early and then being able to work hitters to where he can through the curve out of the strike zone and get them to chase.  He has used his slider more than the curve this year although almost exclusively early in the count.  Sporting non-efficient pitches has led to rolling breakingballs and meat fastballs that are served out into the bleachers and make us go all ssh on the world.

Danks has developed his changeup this year.  Gavin's change is still not at what it could/should be and it seems he doesn't want to use it at times.  A good change for Floyd that he can use with two strikes will only lead to better success and can open up for high fastball or old uncle charlie in the dirt.

He's given up 10 ER his past two starts yet the Sox have won both of them.  Gavin has the ability to win without his best stuff and has done that a few times this year, battling through rough patches from the defense to give the team a few more solid innings so that the offense has a chance to come back (see 7/25 vs. Tigers).  The Sox have posted a 16-7 record when Gavin pitches which is an encouraging stat considering what we expected out of spring training.  He's got a real solid chance at winning 17-18 games this year which is a huge plus.  Oh and he's 3-1 vs. the twins this year, a stat that makes me smile. 

It's looking like Gavin is going to prove our projections wrong by posting a sub 4 ERA this year so far but it looks like we might be dead on with the innings pitched.  Who knows what to expect from Gavin the rest of the way as he's been up then down then up up up down up down.   It's hard to say what you're gonna get from him.  I'll just end by saying good curveball=good gavin  eh curveball=4-5 ER gavin  bad curveball=5/11 and 7/11 gavin (see gamelogs).

this one may not be as in-depth as with danks but i don't have as much time to do it as i did yesterday...so hopefully this can serve as your guys thread for the rest of the night to go along with cheat's recap...up next is javy vazquez.....oh boy!

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I still have no idea who is who on this website...

Furby have you always posted here? What is your other handle? Thanks in advance.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

uhh....i guess i'm now what you'd call a regular in the game threads....

haven’t really posted a ton of stuff like this though…what’d you think of it? any suggestions?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, less logic, more pictures of Carl Weathers

I like hearing people’s analysis of our pitching staff, mainly because I block out everything Hawk and DJ say, no matter if it’s right or wrong.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

this guy???

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

No I think you did a real good job.

I always like hearing people’s opinions on players and what they can do better. I think it can be a little difficult to evaluate a pitcher because of the variables involved including the game plan, the change in game plan due to certain pitches not working, score of the game, and the catchers feel for the game. I would imagine the reason he is throwing more sliders than curveballs would be because he is too strong at the beginning of games and the rotation is too fast to throw a curve ball for strikes, once he starts getting fatigued his curve ball usually starts snapping off for strikes.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Warning: You sincerely do not want his opinion.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. Upon reading his opinion, I am surprised to agree with some of it.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Scarier is he and Toonder bonding so nicely.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that too.

And I was scared.
Toonder, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

lolz

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 15, 2008 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

My suggestion...

“throw” instead of “through”. WTF, dude? Next I suppose you’ll be writing homerun as two words! Gawd.

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Aug 15, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

For realz

what a hack! ;-)

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you want to complain about the pitches that he is throwing,

You should call out AJ for throwing the signs down, and then Coop for going over the scouting report on hitters.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah i hear ya dude....but my thing is

that it’s either coop not confident or gavin telling coop he’s not confident enough with it (the change)….i’m not taking anything away from him i mean just look at the year he’s had without utilizing it….but when i see vazquez dominate with the change….and danks mature with his the way he has and then burls getting guys out in front with it….i’d love to see gavin develop that pitch and try to get it to the point where guys aren’t just anticipating that hook or the fastball with two strikes…does that make sense?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

I can see why another lefty (Richard?) was called up...

Man, do the A’s have a lot of left-handed hitters…

Daric Barton (L)
Rob Bowen (S)
Jack Cust (L)
Carlos Gonzalez (L)
Jack Hannahan (L)
Eric Patterson (L)
Cliff Pennington (S)

Unfortunately, Frank is back. Not that he is hitting well this year but I would rather see the Sox face some other scrub DH. Frank always seems to kill the Sox.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 15, 2008 9:32 AM CDT reply actions  

Because he loves us.

/sniff

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

nice summary on floyd

what can i say, he knows how to win games. if we’re in the ALCS down 3-0, i would have him start game 4.

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 9:43 AM CDT reply actions  

If we're in the ALCS down 3-0 it will be because we had one of those games where

the offense shuts down on the poor guy. No way does Ozzie wait for a game four to start Danks. In my opinion, he’s the best we’ve got, he’s starting game uno of each series.

In my world anyway.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

If we're down 3-0 in the ALCS, the posts here will be priceless

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

i only said 3-0

because floyd is the stopper, clearly, and because he is #4 in our rotation…

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

If the Sox are down 3-0 in the ALCS...

that means that they would have had an astoundingly successful season. I’ll take an ALCS appearance, regardless of the outcome, any day of the week.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 15, 2008 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

ditto

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

What about being down 3-0 to the Cubs in the WS?

White Sox Nation would be on suicide watch.

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 15, 2008 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Never heard of it. Is it like Sox talk?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's a break off republic of Russia?

If that’s the case, they need to watch the fuck out and think twice about joining NATO.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

It won't matter because by that time Satan would have enslaved half the populace anyways

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

people should get their goddamn sarcasm detectors fixed.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Larry, Miss Manners has been boring lately. But this Ask Amy was amusing:

Dear Amy: I am a 25-year-old woman. I came out of a bad relationship that ended in divorce, but jumped right back into another one. He moved in six months ago.

After a good start, my relationship seems to be getting worse. He does not do anything around the house, but he wants to have his friends over constantly. He is very rude and belittling to me.

I usually cook but, if he doesn’t like what I have made, he walks out without saying goodbye and returns shortly with only enough fast food for himself, which he eats in front of my 8-year-old son.

I am not sure if I should have him move out, and I am starting to feel that there is no right man for me.

—Lost in Love

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/columnists/advice/chi-0814askamyaug14,0,7635831.column

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 10:57 AM CDT reply actions  

wasn't amy the one who replaced

bob greene? haha, bob greene, what an unethical douchebag if there ever was one…

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

This lady needs years of therapy.

“Ask Amy” is not sufficient for her problems.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 15, 2008 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously, if you need a stranger to affirm that you need not be with blatantly major douchebags....

no respect, women.
No respect.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I am not sure if I am a complete dumb fuck."

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I certainly couldn't have anticipated an answer like that....

:)

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe i wouldn't have to go pick up fast food if she wouldn't cook crap for dinner.

sheesh. acting like it’s my fault.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least get the kid a happy meal or something.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Know what you tell her when she has 2 black eyes?

Nothing. MM has told her twice already.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

clearly

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

could be, but i've never seen bitch slaps cause black eyes before.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know beating women is a somewhat controversial practice

but i think we can all agree that the whole thing could be avoided if she didn’t cook crap for dinner. you know what i mean? let’s look at the cause and not just the effect, people. how did i end up being the bad guy here? i’m not even the one cooking crap for dinner.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's not just what you're doing to her.

her poor kid is also suffering through crappy cooking, is unable to bugger up his own hot dogs and hamburgers, and you can’t even help the brother out.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

since when did it become my job to bugger up hot dogs and hamburgers for this little bastard?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's not your job, but have a sense of solidarity. especially since he's going to have to deal with the cooking long after you've left.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

You could at least share your Cod Piece.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

What Toonder said.

A little defensive for not feeling like you are the bad guy here, eh MM?

You are at fault for letting the kid suffer by not providing a healthy meal and a toy that he could potentially use to choke himself and therefore, prevent the inevitable mess of a life that he is bound to lead with such a dumb ass cooze as a mom.

Regards!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bitch Slaps?

Wasn’t he a tenor sax player back in the 50s? Toured with Miles and Cannonball if I recall correctly.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 15, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

When posing my above response to bally - I almost worded it,

“Seriously, if you need a stranger to affirm that you shouldn’t be with MarketMaker…”

But I didn’t because I hadn’t seen you in a couple days, so I felt like the insult wouldn’t be as effective if you didn’t get to be here for it.

Funny that you went there anyway. I didn’t even have to!

Regards, POS!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

in england we slap our women around a little bit to help keep them in line.

regards

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

you must hit them in the teeth a lot...

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Aug 15, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's to fucking cook?

must be a real fucking moron to bugger up hot dogs and cheeseburgers, followed by waffles with liquid sugar on, or some other shite.

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 15, 2008 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I very much doubt that fish

plays a major part in the diet of the people quoted in this thread, but of course, you are entitled to your opinion.

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 15, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cod is fish?

respectfully, I remain Your Obd’t Servant & etc.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 15, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course

know your place, and all that

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 15, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothing official...

Supposedly, it is Clayton Richard.

White Sox optioned RHP Lance Broadway to Triple-A Charlotte.
Broadway pitched well on Thurday, but the Sox want to bolster their bullpen. Lance isn’t eligible to be recalled for ten days barring an injury to a pitcher, so the Sox will likely turn to D.J. Carrasco to make a spot start against the Mariners in the meantime.

This makes it sound like Thornton is headed to the D.L. He did have back issues some weeks ago.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 15, 2008 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

that would really, really, suck if they put thorndog on the dl

i don’t know, do you have the link that says he had back issues?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Back on July 27th...

“White Sox ’pen short-staffed Friday
Linebrink, Thornton unavailable in Detroit series opener”

Masset was pressed into duty because Matt Thornton and Scott Linebrink were not available. Thornton suffered from stiffness in his back, which he felt during pregame drills, while Linebrink once again couldn’t get his right shoulder loose.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 15, 2008 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

why do you suspect thornton's back is bothering him again?

he didn’t pitch against the royals b/c we didn’t need him.

by stanchar on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Sox sent Broadway down...

meaning that he won’t be able to start against the Mariners when Contreras’ spot in the rotation comes up again, unless a pitcher is sent to the D.L. Since Broadway had much better results than Richard, don’t you think the Sox would want him starting against the Mariners?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 15, 2008 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

just warming up

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

jumping to conclusions SSH....

I think it’s very possible Ozzie wanted DJ all along to take the 5th spot…but was a little worried about losing him in the pen…perhaps Linebrink is getting close…and that’s why he’s ready to start DJ next Tuesday….

by stanchar on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

you replied to bally

Btw, after the trip to KC, we’re happy with a 7-3 homestand, right?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Without Cox, it would have been 8 - 2.

And if Jose didn’t hurt himself, it would have been 9 – 1.

And if Anderson was playing CF on Monday, we would have been 10 – ZIPPO.

The homestand sucked!

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

How about giving Courtney Cox a shot at coaching 3rd?

Hubba hubba.

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Aug 15, 2008 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

well, at least they're off your lawn.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe...

but last I read, Linebrink wasn’t going to be ready until the end of August or beginning of September. And if the Sox decided that Broadway was their best option to start, why would they not want to use him again against a crappy team after he had a successful outing?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 15, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

to anybody who could actually see the game yesterday afternoon...

any gavin or danks sightings, or any word that they flew the coop early to head out west?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 12:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Very punny.

You haven’t lost it; even when hanging out with the wrong crowd. :)

And no, to answer the question. But I was half-watching, whole-listening while at work. So I could have easily missed them.
Like the OCab rbi.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

clearly hsa got her sense of helpfulness from the other parent.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or never at all....

:(
Someone help me! I am not helpful at all!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was there

and floyd was bald and signing autographs for kids in the dugout

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you, god.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Hey, you god! Show me the ways of being helpful!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's easy

just always be in the right place at the right time

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure it's 17.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i see them at 16 over three times and never at 17.

53-37
59-43
68-52

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't know. What I do know is that every ship at the bottom of the ocean has a chart.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

and i don't mean the content...

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Twins offered Boof Bonser for Jarrod Washburn...

and were willing to pick up Washburn’s salary.

So I made more calls, and finally confirmed it: The Twins were dead serious about Washburn. That’s how desperate they’ve become to address their bullpen. They were willing to take on Washburn’s contract and move a starting pitcher into a relief role.

The Twins picking up that kind of salary would have been pretty surprising. I wonder what Kenny has in store for the starter against the Mariners? The options are…

1.) Someone in the organization other than Broadway (Carrasco, Richard, etc.)
2.) Broadway, if a pitcher is headed to the D.L.
3.) A waiver-trade acquisition (Maddux?)

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 15, 2008 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

has there been any talk about maddux reconsidering his west coast bias?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, and "no".

better?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

assuming it'

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

s in response to the floyd/danks question yes. if in response to anything else, no.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, there's been talk of a Maddux trade. No, he won't reconsider leaving Left Coast.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/08/players-who-cle.html

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maddux is earning $10MM this year and will only accept a trade to a West Coast team. The Dodgers wanted him but asked the Padres to pay more than 80% of his remaining salary according to Peter Gammons.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen any. This is the last news I have seen about Maddux...

Tim Dierkes wrote:

“Players Who Cleared Waivers”

Greg Maddux – Maddux is earning $10MM this year and will only accept a trade to a West Coast team. The Dodgers wanted him but asked the Padres to pay more than 80% of his remaining salary according to Peter Gammons.

Even though he might not be ideal for The Cell (see what I did there, Kenny?), he would be a great option otherwise. The pro-rated portion of Maddux’s $11 million dollar contract for the rest of this season would be $2.75 million and then he is a free agent after the season is over. So no worries about having a big salary for next season like Washburn.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 15, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

how much time should kenny waste pursuing a guy who repeatedly states he will only accept a trade to a west coast team?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

"eat for free"? you explain please?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pre-game buffet

The Sox have one

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

the padres do too...

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol at the ripples from her implants.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Low brow thy name is explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

AWESOME!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

the only thing that would make this pic better....

is if he was wearing the che shirt!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

looks like hsa finally found some steady work. dad must be proud.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't say that Kenny should waste much time...

A simple call to the Padres to have them ask Maddux a yes or no question would suffice. Guys do change their minds though so a call to check in with him would be nice. Not that we know whether or not Kenny has placed such a call.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 15, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was sort of my point. you may not like kenny's moves, but has there been any evidence that he doesn't do his homework?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

His test scores.

Such a slacker.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not to be confused with SSH's test:

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or, finally, MM's:

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Thats gold jerry!

Keep up coming.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep em coming*

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

go you!

+1

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 15, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

and i stand by that answer.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they really offered Bonser...

and were willing to take on all of Washburn’s salary, I’m surprised that the Mariners didn’t take that deal.

And that’s certainly more than I would have been willing to give up if I were Ken Williams.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 15, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are freaking insane if they did not take that deal,

unless there is something about Bonser’s contract/status that I am not aware of (entirely possible).

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 15, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

well chief....they didn't take the deal...

so they are freaking insane…admit your fucking wrongs

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 15, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i tired using that one a few weeks back and it wouldn't work

shitfuck

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

tried*

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

fial for you!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 15, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa there, kenwosabe

ELO and crappy 70’s arena rock are staples of the sports arena musical palate. If you say fuck them, you are saying fuck you to all sporting events. That’s just un-American and I can’t allow talk like that in my thread.

On second thought, fuck them.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

And pitching tonight for your Chicago White Sox

The newly shiny-headed… Gavin Floyd

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

If he's not using that gear during the game, can he loan it to Q!

plz.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

kthxbai

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're mixing up the gals Chi, take your brain pills.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would have been better if you hadnt learned to post pictures.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 15, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jag bag.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck a duck.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pure win.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

That duck was really asking for it.

Look what she’s wearing…

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Aug 15, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably a port slut.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are just on fire today!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 15, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Waiver options...

Dave van Dyck wrote:

Instead of celebrating with his teammates on their charter flight to Oakland, the right-hander was given an airline ticket back to Triple-A Charlotte.

What is unknown is whether the ticket was one-way or has an open return. The Sox insist they need a reliever more than a starter, so it looks like left-hander Clayton Richard, who has performed both roles, will be called back unless the Sox pick up some unexpected waiver-wire help.

Not sure what other starting pitchers than Maddux have cleared waivers but righty reliever Al Reyes is still out there. Reyes was DFA’ed by the Rays last Saturday and they have ten days to decide what to do with him.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 15, 2008 1:45 PM CDT reply actions  

when was german's last feeding?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know he gave up 3 runs in his debut and walked a few guys and sucked ass

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 15, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF!

I was just looking up show dates for The Duke Spirit and they were fucking here yesterday and I wasnt aware! Thats some ol’ bullshit!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

they were fucking on SSS? during the game?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

jag bag. jag bag. jag bag. too bad you learned to post pictures. jag bag.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

No pictures this time? jag bag.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least make the alienation worthwhile with some original material.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scroll down and youll see why the use of jag bag.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/8/14/593743/jordan-danks-signs#

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Though I dont know what made me say it the first time.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

too much sports talk radio.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, Ive not listened to that stuff in a while.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok, be helpful here:

every time I “copy” a link, then “paste” it, an old “copy” gets “pasted”. In other words, I try to post a new pic but the cod fish keep getting pasted instead of the new pic.
wtf?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Refresh page.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I am not being an ass for the first time today...

just refresh….it happens to me every so often too.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope. gonna try closing page. if i don't come back it's because

of your jagoff playmates. they suck and walk on lawns.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Thats weird, sometimes when I copy things they dont copy and I get something that I had before as well I cant explain it though cause it rarely happens twice.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's BACK BABY!!!

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 15, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT

For those who do not stoop down to game thread levels, you may have missed a major gem the other night.

This is the Sox new theme song

And it was only upon my most recent listen that I made it through the entire track. Boy am I happy I did so – the ending is really creative:
“Punch Powell in the colon! Punch George in the bush! Punch Condoleeza Rice in the FAAAAAAAAACE!”

Original thread:
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/8/12/592449/game-119-gamethread-2#8058974

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

for those who don't stoop to game thread levels

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

SSS Theme song not Sox, get it right.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, that's right. I thought it was SSS... but it was going to also be Q!'s at-bat music.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

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