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I Don't Believe What I Just Saw

Baseball is a crazy game.

  • Carlos Quentin, who three days ago became the first player (in verifiable history) to be hit by a pitch in 5 consecutive games, rejoined the lineup and was almost immediately hit again, extending his own dubious record to 6 games.
  • The White Sox became just the 6th team in baseball history to hit back-to-back-to-back-to-back homers.
  • Lance Broadway had a successful major league start, despite below average stuff and a recent minor league track record that suggested such a feat would be nearly impossible.

And all of those things happened in the same game. Crazy, indeed.

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Like yesterday's article from Christopher Michaels...

…this is one of the greatest atrocities of the 20th century, ranking right up there with the Cultural Revolution, the Holocaust, and the fact that several Chinese gymnasts are underage.

You need to respect that Lance Broadway is a virtually lock for the Hall of Fame. He’s essentially Tiger Woods and Winston Churchill rolled up into one.

by BridgeportJoe on Aug 14, 2008 5:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Winston Churchill played ball? Impressive

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He played shortstop

regards

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Aug 14, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there any other way?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

sorry cheat ;P
I didn’t mean for everyone to call you by your first and last name, although it does sound a little superhero-ish.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't you remember you did this last time he wrote for hardball times and he explained that's not his real name?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

I don’t remember him explaining that was not his real name. Link?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolz

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

here.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/5/30/542922/lob#6488936

you had earlier referred to him as christopher, thinking his hardball times handle was his real name. he then referred to you as matt. i’m sure you can use the search function to find that one.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

* deletes myspace account

hmm i must have logged off an never went back to read that.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

all this stuff really makes me think twice about internet anonymity.

i never really made an effort, but it seems like there is reason to.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what, you don't like us watching you through the window now?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, no, he's still ok with that...

He just doesn’t want you to know his name.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

encouraged by young lance's recovery from the first inning and another fine bullpen performance...

nessie dominated….and piece about gavin is up….hope you all like

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just to recap.

“Such a money name for such a bad pitcher.”

“ROFL… get ready for a LOOONG day.”

" ROFL, this guy sucks…

89 MPH meatballs right over the heart of the plate."

“If Kenny didn’t put in a waiver claim for Washburn, he should be fired.”

" An out…

He won’t see too many of those today."

“2-0 Royals.”

“Nice first round draft pick, Kenny.”

" Nope…

This is an embarrasment."

“Well, assuming Broadway is an effective pitcher was your first mistake.”

" WHIP of 4.00 after one inning…

Nice."

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 14, 2008 5:26 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

SSH really needs to go back to hell.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you missing a clearly?

Though I’m not his biggest fan, the dude has as much right to post on here as anyone else. I’ll agree that he shouldn’t repeat himself so often, but banishing him to hell seems a bit harsh.

Where’s the love, SSS community?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly would work in place of really. SSH is fun to hate.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True dat

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck the love.

when somebody is that socially bulletproof, it can be attributed to either ignorance or arrogance.

Pick one, don’t care, no love.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, old man, I couldn't find a way to work clearly into the "Where's the love" joke

but you bring up a good point.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess a third alternative could be

“off his meds”, but until I see the script I’m sticking with the first two.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What he said.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 14, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SSH is amuzing to me.

Although he seems like he would rather troll than say anything objectively.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Greeeeeeeeen!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

It is unfortunate that the Sox picked broadway as a 1st rounder if indeed it was due to his “signability” over more talented players that would demand more money. From the gameday data I’ve seen coupled with comments from others, his fastball is fringy, although his curve is sweet, so he may not have much of a career in the majors.

Also, given his piss poor numbers in AAA this year, I didn’t see many optimistic posts before the game started either.

But I think SSH’s comments are a text book example of how commenting on small sample sizes is dangerous.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also remember someone thinking that Clayton Richard was the second coming...

after striking out Josh Hamilton three times in his first start. And then, after three starts…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, small sample size

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

now this i gotta see. linkplskthxbai.

somebody classified richard as the second coming for striking out hamilton three times, despite the 4 innings, 7 hits, 4 earned runs line?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

even i didn't come up with that gem ;x

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

linkplz

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 14, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

textbook example of something for sure

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

insanity? obsessive compulsive disorder?

am I missing something here?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One start doesn't make him a good pitcher...

I will trust his minor league numbers over one or two starts in the MLB.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i bet royals review has already dubbed him "cy de la broadway"

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They just got Sonnastined

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrecked

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think...

that could be the official motto of this website. It’s not just SSH who thinks this.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 14, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm.

you don’t think most people are at least open to different ideas when provided evidence? perhaps it’s just the repetition and the repeating himself and the redundancy and the saying the same thing over and over again that has me associating it with ssh.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I see and like what you did there.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolz!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

the line “baseball is a crazy game” made me think of that

BTW, Rick James was awesome.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 5:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I've already used

“Baseball is a hell of a drug” as a recap headline

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 14, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I read that recap

Are you done blowing yourself yet?

Or saving that until all of the bourbon has been consumed?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly clearly clearly clearly clearly

maybe if I write it five times for punishment, next time I won’t forget?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sincerely thought the same thing....

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a bunch of losers.

How do they even win a game?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bastard Twins cock-blocked us...
Waiver claims made on Raul Ibanez and Jarrod Washburn both expired Thursday without a deal being made.
Both players will stick with the team for the rest of the season. The Tigers were the team that put in a claim on Ibanez, and Minnesota made a claim on Washburn – likely to block the White Sox, who were thought to be interested.

Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer

I guess it’s Lance Broadway or bust.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, that's Rotoworld's speculation...

I also read a rumor that the Cardinals had claimed Washburn, which would mean that no team in the A.L. tried to claim him.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or, I guess the Twins did claim him...
Winning the claim on Washburn was Minnesota, which was something of a surrprise in that the Twins weren’t thought to be in the bidding. However, they may have put in a bid to block another team from getting him.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 14, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kenny is a fucking idiot. he should have told the team to throw a few games to get ahead of the twins in the waiver order.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the main point is that kenny is a moron and this proves it.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kenny is clearly a fucking dope for not inquiring about a player that he couldn't inquire about.

at least pick up the phone and ask about players you can’t actually acquire.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 14, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

to be fair, kenny was waiting for his phone to not ring

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's almost like kenny wants this team to fail.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

like some posters.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kenny Williams...

hates the White Sox and their fans.

He probably called up the Twins and asked them to make a claim on Washburn, because he doesn’t want to win.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 14, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

george bush...

doesn’t like black people

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nor black puppets.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"It ain't easy bein' white...

it ain’t easy bein’ brown.
So much pressure to be bright!
I’ve got children all over town!"

by CWSKeith on Aug 14, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf...

did you get out of prison?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now THAT would be some kind of strategy

And then we could all bitch about how stupid it was to throw games when Washburn loses 3 / 6 starts and the Sox end up 1 game back.

At least it would make for an entertaining off season on SSS.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AEG raises Logic from the dead!

Church of SSSientology here we come!

Nice one, El Guano…nice one.

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrecked

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey jagoff, you need to actually recommend something is you're going to say "wrecked"

Perhaps it’s past your bedtime?

;)

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is...refresh your page, dope.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did and Doed

still didn’t see the rec at the time, although after I dropped a rec on did come up

it’s still fun calling your dad a jagoff and saying it’s past his bedtime, don’t ya think?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at times, the latter.

Never done the first one.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually I did! Didn't know I had to refresh the phone to complete it

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No worries, jagoff is just the word of the day!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you left out a part.

Kenny would not be stuck in this conundrum of suck if he had not wrecked the minor league system.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe that would fall into bucket number 1

in which Kenny sucks because the team insufficiently sucks to offer to acquire the perennially sucky Washburn.

I believe she is bulletproof, this logic. There is, in short, no escape from the endless, winding labyrinth of suck.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 14, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my gawd, you're right! Let's all become Twins fans!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 14, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, too white

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AEG

I have noticed your jabs at me lately. While Toonderstrook has redeemed himself engaging in fun debates, you on the other hand have taken the place of the official SSS cheesedick.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ACTUAL El Queso

Seems logical.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Aug 15, 2008 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would have been funnier if I didn't post this a day earlier...

Link:

We don’t even know which team claimed Washburn yet…

The Yankees had waiver priority over the White Sox since they have a worse record so Kenny may not have even had the chance.

by SSH2005 on Aug 13, 2008 12:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
And in that case, Kenny wouldn’t be at fault.

by SSH2005 on Aug 13, 2008 12:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

Undeserving of a Rec.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Aug 15, 2008 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was thinking the same thing.

Whether or not you think that Washburn’s 2009 salary would be worth it for the Sox, it would be a big chunk of the Twins’ payroll next year.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 14, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, delicious indeed

I love fried twinkies!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would rather see broadway post a 5.00 era than washburn post a 5.00 era.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He would certainly be cheaper

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i ghost ride mine

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks Lance!

Now pack your backs, you’re going back to Charlotte!

by JoeCoolMan24 on Aug 14, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

isn't that a seg on WSCR? Bags Jag?

In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.

by Chiburb on Aug 14, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Broadway optioned to AAA

Reliever coming up.

By Friday evening in Oakland, the White Sox will have a new pitcher to aid in their postseason push. It could be reliever Jon Link, who has a 1.99 ERA and 31 saves for Double-A Birmingham, or it could be Clayton Richard, who would work in an emergency out of the bullpen and possibly start on Tuesday.

The only certainty is it won’t be Broadway, who made a positive impression before his departure.

“They need some bullpen help,” Broadway said. “It’s fine with me, whatever they need. It’s better than going back with a loss. I got up here, got a win, things are pretty good.”

You know, given how barren our farm system is, KW is really squeezing all he can out of it this year.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 14, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Poreda time?

He’s close to 140 innings on the year. You figure if they called him up now, he’d get anywhere from 15-25 innings the rest of the year (in a bullpen role), so that’d be better than 150 innings for his first full season as a pro, which would easily surpass his highest total at UofSF. He’s likely a better option (as a reliever) than any of the guys at Charlotte. I guess Link would be okay, but from an ‘aesthetic’ standpoint, I’d like it to be Poreda.

by CWSKeith on Aug 14, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Derek Rodriguez...

has interesting numbers, but I don’t know how he projects, scouting-wise.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 14, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read it for the naked chicks

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like boobs

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh, you too?

I thought I was the only one

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you really want me signing up for your blog?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 15, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the video

The bonus is the kid screaming “where’d it go!” on the pop up .. in an almost pissed off way

by 815Sox on Aug 15, 2008 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For what it's worth...

Link pitched in tonight’s game in Birmingham. I doubt he would have been doing so if he was supposed to meet the team in Oakland.

Sounds like it’ll be Richard after all.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Aug 14, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened was Williams and Hahn read SSS and even though they saw today's game they didn't realize:

"Such a money name for such a bad pitcher."

"ROFL… get ready for a LOOONG day."

" ROFL, this guy sucks…

89 MPH meatballs right over the heart of the plate."

"If Kenny didn’t put in a waiver claim for Washburn, he should be fired."

" An out…

He won’t see too many of those today."

"2-0 Royals."

"Nice first round draft pick, Kenny."

" Nope…

This is an embarrasment."

"Well, assuming Broadway is an effective pitcher was your first mistake."

" WHIP of 4.00 after one inning…

Nice."

So, they sent Broadway back to Charlotte.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Already post that, you did.

Very SSH-like are you, ballyb. Perhaps a point you wish to make?

Typing like Yoda, yes I am. With walnuts, cram it you should.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stay away from the keyboard the rest of the night please rhythm.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 14, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cram it with walnuts, OG

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I miss something?

Are we going to a 4 man rotation or are they going to use D.J. or “J.D. Carrassco” (as DJack called him) as the 5th starter?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably neither, especially since it doesn't seem like they're trying to get carrasco stretched out any further to start

and he’s been an effective reliever.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So one decent spot start and he gets sent down?

Well, since we need a starter over a reliever I would imagine they want to see what Poreda can do…

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

apparently richard coming back up. nobody quite sure yet what's going on.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something smells here...

Maybe Broadway was supposed to plunk Gload?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought it was kenwo.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

I wonder if kenwo could be our 5th starter? “alleged pitcher” lmfao!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always knew you two would end up together

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 17, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't want to post on the Royals' blog,

but if my man Gload-zilla or any buddies are peeking: if our 1st baseman fields Aviles ball cleanly in the 1st inning, it could very easily have been three straight shutouts for your Royals.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Aug 14, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of - thats like the 3rd or 4th time in 3 games he's done that

was that a clean miss (misses if you include the one after that), or is the scorekeeper being kind. From were I sit it looked like it should have been an error. It looked like a replay of the Javy game the other day

but he's a capt'n, or is that crap'n

by Brush Back on Aug 14, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So did I miss anything today?

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 14, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who cares if the Twins blocked washburn

He isn’t good. He costs too much. Broadway threw a better game than Washburn would have.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The game also would have been a shutout with Pablo, no?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 14, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey kenwo....

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

Funny how when i say that Broadway and Washburn will be similar everyone thinks differently…..now that Broadway threw a decent game no one wants to admit that they are jagoffs. thats just like all of you fucking stat nerd douche bags. Man up and admit your wrong you fucking lames.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

we finally meet.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe i voted earlier today for broadway to give up 1-3 runs

so eat shit

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WULF P4CK 4 LYFE SUN!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

paul byrd is 4-0 with a 1.17 era since the all-star break. does that make him cy fucking young?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH HE DUZ THE DOUBLE WIND UP DOOD!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT'S SO GRACEFUL MAN!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bird hasn't pitched since little league. too much basketball.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

zing!

+1

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TOO MUCH PORN TOO...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Byrd

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE BYRD!!!!!

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fidrych?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Aug 17, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

byrd won't keep this up the rest of the year dude

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably not

but washburn will keep up losing the rest of the year thats for sure

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd still take washburn right now....

he wouldn’t keep losing

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has been losing

ever since 2002. He isn’t any good and he resembles Buehrle too much.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't he match burls pitch for pitch in game 2 of the LCS

he hasn’t been horrible this year….and seattle’s not a great team

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kenwo, as an alleged former pitcher, thinks pitching is measured most effectively by wins and losses,

despite the fact that winning and losing is quite dependent on defense and SCORING FUCKING RUNS.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

23-41

the last three years. Find me a decent pitcher with a record like that. You won’t. A decent pitcher will get his wins no matter what team he plays for.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what do you think of matt cain?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oliver perez?

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain sucks fool

If it wasn’t for him the Giants would be in 1st.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think matt cain walks too many people

and pitches down to his competition. He is also a lot younger than Washburn and has more of an opportunity to turn it around……On the same note look at Lincecum. He is a winner on a crappy team- the same crappy team as Cain.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

felix hernandez

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hernandez

has a winning record and is at least .500 this year for a team that is pathetic. No comparison

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

washburn/hernandez

cain/lincecum is what i was getting at

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

obviously you take

Lincecum and hernandez

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok, the lack of comprehension here is staggering. now i know the whole kenwo persona is a put on.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no shit....

you said lincecum is winning on a shitty team…..i say hernandez is winning on a shitty team….cain isn’t terrible…neither is washburn…

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there is a difference

cain is younger. washburn has a track record of losing. He also has a much worse record than Cain does. He also pitched on a decent seattle team last year and a decent angel team before that.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's had a below 5 ERA every year

since 2002 isn’t that what you want out of a fifth starter

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are priest non sequitur.

look at matt cain’s hits/inning pitched, whip, era, k/9, etc. and then look at his w-l record. and maybe run support. check ’em out. they mean something.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

W is the only stat that matters: Grinder Rule #1

also, A good outfielder doesn’t see the wall, he tastes it.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 14, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it tastes like delicious filet mignon

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The sox probably would not have traded for washburn anyways...

his salary is way too high and he is a fly ball pitcher… Paul Byrd was not the answer either.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen Larry Legend lately? A tad pauched for my tastes

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

???

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, and your boy konerko had a good game today too. does that mean he's back?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

But he has played better since the Sox got Griffey. Still can’t get a clutch hit or play a decent first though

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're not getting it.

broadway having one good game is great, but doesn’t mean anything more than karl “tuffy” rhodes having a huge game for the cubs one april long ago. sample size, brother.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think over however many starts the 5th spot comes up

Broadway and Washburn would put up similar stats. Not enough of a difference to trade for him and pay him 10 mil next season.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

please just show us...

based on past performance, or since you dislike stats, any scouting report, that indicates what you are saying is likely to be true.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is 23-41 over his last three seasons.

What more do you need to know. I am not saying Broadway is the next Roger Clemens for god sake but the difference between the two is not great.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

broadway was much worse in the minors than washburn has been in the majors, wasn't he?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Broadway had a winning record.

winners win…losers lose. Jack McDowell won a lot of games for the sox 6-5 or 7-5…he also won games 1-0 when he had to.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is like when I get on here joking around with you guys.

Only he is serious. I LOVE IT!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtgtd, you are free to go. as it turns out, kenwo is the real killer.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have been free since my preseason predictions.

: )

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Toon

As big as a douche bag kenwo seems to be. You can’t really tell me that you wanted Washburn… He is a fly ball pitcher (I know Floyd is too) and he makes a boatload of money. Maybe switching teams would help him out and he could be somewhat successful when he pitches away from home, but I would not bet my money on that if I was the sox.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

* were

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it depends on a few things...

including who the mariners would have demanded in trade. the money i don’t give a shit about because (a) it’s not mine and (b) making the playoffs will make next year’s payroll somewhat irrelevant with the added revenues. broadway may be able to pull off some good spot starts, but if he does it will be a surprise based on how badly he was being battered in aaa. washburn has pitched better of late…at the major league level.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 14, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright

Enough of this i am going out. All I am saying is Washburn will not be a whole heck of a lot better than anyone the sox have already.

We can continue this at Durbins in tinley park or tomorrow. Later

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Durbins?

Isn’t that another name for a blowjob?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

KENWO IS GAY!!!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

-a) probably too much
a) lol, If it means I am paying 8 bucks a beer at the cell next year because of him…
b) true but you have to weigh the pro’s and con’s, especially for a 5th starter.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would take him...

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 14, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would take him as well

Washburn’s FIPs for the past few years seem to be league average (assuming league average is around 4.50, the 2007 NL league average was 4.60), and I’m not sure we have a 5th starter for the rest of this year, much less for next year, who can put up those kinds of numbers. As Toonder points out, with added revenue from a playoff run, the money would probably be around. If he adds one win over whomever else pitches for the Sox, which has been discussed at length elsewhere, it would probably be worth it, as one win might be the difference in the Central this year, if the Sox didn’t have to give up a minor league player of any value (ie Poreda or Fields).

You can also say Washburn provides veteran leadership and playoff experience, but I don’t believe in that crap.

At any rate, the Sox aren’t going to get him because of the Twinkie waiver claim, so this is all just pissing in the wind.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's mighty big of you

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea what that means, but I rec'd it anyways

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

From above:

“Man up and admit your wrong you fucking lames”.

In aspiring to be like Q, sometimes we must endure the unendurable and throw ourselves in the path of danger and harm.

- First Book of Q

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 15, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

See, I knew it was something good

Man am I glad I put the preemptive rec on that one.

Quoting the book of Q = rec

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apocrypha!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTGTD = RATINGS

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Give up

some minor league talent and spend 10 mil. next year on a guy that is 23-41 over the last three seasons. Then come on this crap ass site with the rest of your nerd friends and bash Kenny. When kenny has brought you Alexei, Quentin, Dotel, Danks and Floyd within the past 2 years. But damn he traded all of those hot prospects away for Carl Everett 5 years ago! and 0 of them ever panned out.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 14, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

U FURGIT JEFF COCKS?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What does Broadway sucking have to do with bashing Kenny?

I think you find some staunch KW defenders on the stat geek site.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 14, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I changed suppliers and handed the acid out before trying it myself

BIG MISTAKE! Whoopsie Doodle.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 14, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

USA USA USA!!!!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Aug 14, 2008 11:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they just tied the game against slash's team

i think it would be pretty sweet if ssh's kid and kenwo's kid had offspring together...whether you believe in nature or nurture, it wouldn’t be boring.-larry

by furby2056 on Aug 15, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

KW with a fat joke?

The day is complete.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

hahahhahahahahaha.hahahahaha.

If KW said that shit ‘round here, it’d be rec’d in a sec!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's awesome

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the circle is now complete

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

buo on dallas bardem?

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i reckon i ain't never been rec'd before

i will always remember this day, oops shedding a tear, this will only take a moment…

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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