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Twins Offered Bonser for Washburn

I received indications that the Twins offered Boof Bonser. Makes sense, as he is out of minor-league options, and the Twins would need to clear a spot for Washburn. As I wrote recently, Bonser is only 26, and it makes sense for a team that is way out of the race to let Bonser make 10 starts down the stretch.

Bonser isn’t even eligible for arbitration, so the Mariners could have found a pitcher for their 2009 rotation who will make less than $500,000 next year.

Oh no. I have indications the Mariners insisted on getting one of the Twins’ current starting pitchers. Yeah, like Nick Blackburn or Kevin Slowey. That, friends, is sheer lunacy.

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Aug 2008 by The Cheat - 313 comments

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I would have done that deal in a second, if I'm the Seattle front office

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 5:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not yet

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 5:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but I just got my Mission Impossible burglar kit in the mail

so I may be in there soon.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude

you ready to put up with overcast all year round?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, I don't believe there have been more than a handful of overcast days in the past 2 months here.

Sunshine and 70-80’s – no humidity, I might add.

It is absolutely heavenly here right now.
And well-worth the winter of rain/40’s.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 6:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just like someone stuck in boston to try to bring the west coasters down.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 6:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah us bostonians are fucking snobs

i want to move out to the west coast, uw and berkeley are definitely options

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But everyone says it rains a lot there!

Plus, all you guys do is just drink Starbucks, listen to Nirvana, and lose Boeing to Chicago, right?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

zing.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It does rain a lot....no doubt.

That’s what we get instead of snow and below-freezing wind-chills in the winter.
So shitty. Clearly.

And you sure nailed it, OM – that’s my life in a nutshell.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 8:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seattle's front office is quickly

becoming worse than the Pirates and almost as bad as the Nationals

"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."

Gangstarr

by Big Daddy Kool on Aug 15, 2008 5:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Becoming? Please is.

And there is nothing wrong with the Pirates front office now.

The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.

by Tdogg on Aug 15, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so are NL teams the only ones that can go after washburn now?

basically, what i am asking is if the washburn/waiver wire saga is over?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Aug 15, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It isn’t over until WE say it’s over!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Aug 15, 2008 5:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tonight, tonight.
Matchup: White Sox (68-52) at Athletics (55-65), 7:05 p.m. PT
Probable Starters: Gavin Floyd (140 2/3 IP, 4.93 RA, 1.26 WHIP, 99 K) vs. Dallas Braden (37, 4.62, 1.41, 23)
Pythagorean Record: Chicago, 68-52 (607 RS, 526 RA); Oakland, 60-60 (480 RS, 477 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Chicago, #5; Oakland, #17
Prospectus: The White Sox blasted the Royals in historic fashion yesterday afternoon, getting back-to-back-to-back-to-back home runs by Jim Thome, Paul Konerko, Alexei Ramirez, and Juan Uribe in the sixth inning of a 9-2 rout. Chicago became the sixth team to hit four straight home runs, and the third in the last three years. The 2006 Dodgers pulled off the feat in thrilling fashion—Jeff Kent, J.D. Drew, Russell Martin, and Marlon Anderson all left the yard in the bottom of the ninth to erase a 9-5 deficit in a game that LA won 11-10 in the tenth on a Nomar Garciaparra two-run blast—while last April 22 the Red Sox battered Yankees’ rookie Chase Wright in his second major league appearance with third-inning Fenway shots from Manny Ramirez, J.D. Drew (remarkably involved in his second superfecta), Mike Lowell, and Jason Varitek. The other teams with four in a row are the 1964 Twins, 1963 Indians, and 1961 Reds.

The Athletics also had a bit of history made in their afternoon tilt yesterday, as the first run crossed the plate in a major league game against side-arming right-hander Brad Ziegler after 39 straight scoreless innings. Ziegler had already set the record for consecutive scoreless frames to begin a career, and he tied Al Benton of the 1949 Indians for the overall mark by a relief pitcher with a scoreless eighth, before B.J. Upton got to him with a double to left field that scored Akinori Iwamura. The rookie’s remarkable feat was best summed up by his postgame quote: “I didn’t think about the streak until I started walking back on the mound. The first thought that popped in my head was, ‘I can’t believe that just happened with a runner on first…’” Ziegler’s streak is tied for the 23rd longest in major league history, and tied for the ninth longest in the last 50 years with Kenny Rogers in 1995 and Ray Culp in ’68, behind Orel Hershiser (59 in ’88), Don Drysdale (58 in ’68), Bob Gibson (47 in ’68), Brandon Webb (42 in ’07), Luis Tiant (41 in ’68), Gaylord Perry (40 in ’67), Tiant again (40 in ’72), and Maddux (39 1/3 in ’00). What makes his season even more impressive is that he gave up just two runs in 24 1/3 innings at Triple-A Sacramento to open the season, and tossed eight in a row without a run before getting the call to Oakland, meaning his overall streak was actually 47 innings.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's a roaring cascade of stupid.

The Twins, whose greatest strength is their starting rotation, decide for no obvious reason, that what they really need to do is move one of those guys to the bullpen so they can replace him with a slightly better version of the giant bag of suck they just unloaded so they could finally bring up the most promising of their many young pitchers. They propose to achieve this by trading a cheap, formerly well regarded prospect at the absolute lowest point of his perceived value.

The M’s, handed this bounty by virtue of this uncharacteristically dunderheaded move by the Twins – an opportunity to unload an expensive, frankly useless (to them) player for at least something of potential value – fuck up the whole thing by making laughable demands (they obviously just forgot to include Mauer, Morneau and the 1977 version of Rod Carew).

That about cover it? Honestly, I’m pissed – the sox would likely have been the biggest beneficiary of this colossal screw up.

by The Actual El Guapo on Aug 15, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

who the fuck does seattle think washburn is?

they seem to have that guy valued at something akin to a borderline all-star. just because he makes 8 figures per does not make him great. what a bunch of clowns.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd.

Even though this rumor has since proven to be false (according to MLB Trade Rumors), I laughed quite hard when I read this comment. I really hate how the Twins are so constantly lauded for doing everything right when they routinely fuck up and get bailed out by even dumber teams and/or blind luck.

"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ

by Joist on Aug 19, 2008 4:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kanny scores 7 runs in 1st innings. Beckham walks along with 6 others and scores a run. In the 2nd now.

http://www.intimidatorsbaseball.com/clubhouse/statistics.asp?stats=g_box&gid=2008_08_15_kanafx_hicafx_1

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

6 walks total rather.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 6:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Beckham singles in his second PA.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 6:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fairly boosh so far

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 7:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2B in his second PA.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought he singled in third pa.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i mean, second.

"i'm gonna beat you. and then my son chris is gonna beat you. it's gonna be an old fashioned father-son beat off!"

by Toonderstrook on Aug 15, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah my mistake, was thinking AB.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 7:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meant 2B for his 3rd PA.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 7:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shit yeah!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i believe beckham can be a great batsman.

he has already mastered the leg glance. he just needs to avoid so many dismissals for a hit wicket.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oops

forgot regards.
and clearly.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hoodie would be proud.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hope so.

perhaps he can explain to me how they can use the word “innings” when they’re talking about just one of them. i’ve never understood that.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 7:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what do you mean?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Aug 15, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wikipedia is your friend

link:

An inning, or innings, is a fixed-length segment of a game in any of a variety of sports – most notably cricket and baseball during which one team attempts to score while the other team attempts to prevent the first from scoring. In cricket, the term innings is both singular and plural and is always spelled and pronounced with the terminal “s.” In baseball, the singular form is inning and only the plural takes an “s.”

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks. yeah, i saw that.

still doesn’t make sense to me though. i’ll just have to accept it i guess.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and why does one match take 5 days?

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Aug 15, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's like 1986 all over again. moyer and maddux face one another tonight.

the two ’84 draft products (2nd round for maddux, 6th for moyer) both started games for the cubs (16 for moyer, 5 for maddux) in ’86. both posted whips north of 1.7. in 2008, well into their 40s (maddux 42, moyer a few months shy of 46), both are posting above average whips (1.35 for moyer, 1.24 for maddux).

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 15, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1-0 final.

moyer “oupitched” the younger maddux.

paging mr. poreda. paging mr. aaron poreda. your seat in the left field bullpen is ready.

by larry on Aug 16, 2008 10:58 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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