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Game #122: Gamethread #2

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Headed to the 4th, Sox up 3.

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Why not Juan's bat?
The bat Alexei Ramirez used to hit the White Sox’s third consecutive home run Thursday was requested and will be sent to the National Baseball Hall of Fame.

The four consecutive home runs tied a major-league record.

Jim Thome and Paul Konerko homered before Ramirez. Juan Uribe’s bat was responsible for No. 4.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:02 PM CDT   0 recs

I'm sure they asked.

Uribe say no. Bat good.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 10:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

All right I'm back from my 2 week vacation...did I miss anything?

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Aug 15, 2008 10:03 PM CDT   0 recs

In breaking news...

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Last night we had a pissing match between two internet sensations

SoB and KenWo went at it… Logic, unsurprisingly, was absent at the festivities.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I'll have to be sure to look that one up....

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Armor for all.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

too soon?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:04 PM CDT   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Its not delivery.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

precisely

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Man what a cast!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

jeez...just look at him!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

obviously....

WHY NOT?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Wait.....who's Vanity?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

if memory serves, she was discovered by Prince

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"If memory serves" ???

Okay, Master of Kitchen Arena

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

this is the man.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes. GT #3 for Weathers, plzkthxbai.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh, how about you post pictures of your kitchenette in this one?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up   1 recs

I would if I had one.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

awesome.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah. And believe you me...

I fucking would.

If I had one.

Instead, I’ll post a pic of this dino I found, and then killed with fire. He was fun to watch melt.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

my favorite thing about you is small doses.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

This is definitely a requited relationship then.

I’m so happy we could meet.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

this is my doorman.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He's handsome.

You must have troubles getting the ladies past that cock-block.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

to quote gwyneth paltrow in ironman

he also occasionally takes out the trash.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT   0 recs

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:06 PM CDT   0 recs

Fivel's dream come true

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I at least try to keep the pictures small

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT   0 recs

How about you fuck yourself.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

what is "the most appropriate retort to Ozzie's bitchiness" ?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha.

The one and only answer.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't have time for your bitchassness

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

wilford brimley?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

haha, rec'd just because

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

For the first time, for the last time

at long last

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ha

‘with soundtrack by Ray Parker Jr’

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs



AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT   0 recs

Very good Cheat.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I like a good rebus

is it Giant’s fan Partlycloudyrain?

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i prefer master shake.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

My naaaame iiiiis

Shake zula

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

although the mooninites are pound for pound the best on that show.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT   0 recs

autoerotic lead-off asphyxiation

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Eyes on the prize

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT   0 recs

Tities.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

titties can't spell. titties are illiterate.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

By Video Business

Clearly an impartial source. The Consumer Reports of the VHS business.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Highly Recommend Viewing

What was wrong with people in the 80s?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

What was right is a better question.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

what was the second mistake?

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i believe that was the only one

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT   0 recs

i like to imagine Carl Weathers keeps track of how much he is searched on google

and now loves the Sox because of us

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT   0 recs

steve perry: 2005 :: carl weathers : 2008

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

we should prolly start sending him some letters then

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you should

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT