Game #122: Gamethread #2
by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 10:00 PM CDT
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Headed to the 4th, Sox up 3.
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This gamethread sates my hunger not.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why not Juan's bat?
The bat Alexei Ramirez used to hit the White Sox’s third consecutive home run Thursday was requested and will be sent to the National Baseball Hall of Fame.
The four consecutive home runs tied a major-league record.
Jim Thome and Paul Konerko homered before Ramirez. Juan Uribe’s bat was responsible for No. 4.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure they asked.
Uribe say no. Bat good.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stock answer No. 1: He ate it
Stock answer No. 2: Colin’s drumstick picture.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All right I'm back from my 2 week vacation...did I miss anything?
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 15, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SSH wasn't particularly happy.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In breaking news...
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last night we had a pissing match between two internet sensations
SoB and KenWo went at it… Logic, unsurprisingly, was absent at the festivities.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll have to be sure to look that one up....
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stanchar reverse predicted an event
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than Q.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Armor for all.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others."
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too soon?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That poster promised Craig T. Nelson and didn't deliver.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its not delivery.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
precisely
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man what a cast!
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone care to explain the reason for the 10 pictures of carl weathers in each thread
by Jbasic89 on Aug 15, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jeez...just look at him!
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
obviously....
WHY NOT?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait.....who's Vanity?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if memory serves, she was discovered by Prince
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"If memory serves" ???
Okay, Master of Kitchen Arena
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is the man.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. GT #3 for Weathers, plzkthxbai.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, how about you post pictures of your kitchenette in this one?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would if I had one.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. And believe you me...
I fucking would.
If I had one.
Instead, I’ll post a pic of this dino I found, and then killed with fire. He was fun to watch melt.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my favorite thing about you is small doses.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is definitely a requited relationship then.
I’m so happy we could meet.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is my doorman.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's handsome.
You must have troubles getting the ladies past that cock-block.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to quote gwyneth paltrow in ironman
he also occasionally takes out the trash.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the throne is made from cheese
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fivel's dream come true
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I at least try to keep the pictures small
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How about you fuck yourself.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is "the most appropriate retort to Ozzie's bitchiness" ?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha.
The one and only answer.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have time for your bitchassness
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wilford brimley?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of casts...
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
haha, rec'd just because
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the first time, for the last time
at long last
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very good Cheat.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like a good rebus
is it Giant’s fan Partlycloudyrain?
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i prefer master shake.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My naaaame iiiiis
Shake zula
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
although the mooninites are pound for pound the best on that show.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gavin likes getting the count full to leadoff men, and then letting them reach.
Weird fetish.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
autoerotic lead-off asphyxiation
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eyes on the prize
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tities.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
titties can't spell. titties are illiterate.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard it comes highly recommended
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By Video Business
Clearly an impartial source. The Consumer Reports of the VHS business.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Highly Recommend Viewing
What was wrong with people in the 80s?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was right is a better question.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what was the second mistake?
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i believe that was the only one
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i like to imagine Carl Weathers keeps track of how much he is searched on google
and now loves the Sox because of us
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
steve perry: 2005 :: carl weathers : 2008
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should prolly start sending him some letters then
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Carl Weathers...
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never thought this would happen to me, but yesterday at the mini-mall...
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
consider it done
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's awesome
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMFG.
That is hilarious. I did not know you could do that.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a winnar is u
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And people say we can't work towards a common goal!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is democracy here, bitches!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rocky Balboa got him a huge boost
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
had to hurt his self-esteem the whole year of 2005 though
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is going to take 6 hours
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cliché
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to post in Gamethread #20
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HONK HONK HONK
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AFLAC!
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the question?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's the damn horn blowers
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I thought it was the Aflac trivia question
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i got nothing.
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's with the center fielder playing center field?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we don't need that.
HALL OF FAMER!
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quuuuuuuuaaaaaavk!
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Flying V?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quarter of an inch.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please no.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, Gavin did it again.
He played with your heart. Made you score few runs in this game.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gavin has some OCD with his baserunners today
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thou shalt count to one
no more no less
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i missed this so much actually being there yesterday
i felt strange explaining how i watch the games at home to my friend from high school
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean pants down and awaiting Q! replays?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that how we all watch the games?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but we dont talk about it.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry for not being ashamed of our collective hobby
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shout it to the mountain-tops!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or from them even!
Just get to mountains and start shouting!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, “I love my best friend, Evan.”
Evan: Let’s… go on my roof.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hannahan forgot who was running.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
indeed
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
clearly
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Q awaits his destiny
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he wanted no part of Q!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q = Dr Manhattan
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't ruin it!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so he's gonna bail on us and go to mars?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry to anyone that just ruined it for
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im on the 4th book from the paperback
its sooo good.
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but with rocket boots
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is it so hard to find pictures of the xtacles
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because you aren't good at massaging the nets
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Makin' mom jeans cool.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cover that fupa with denim, god damn it!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
weathers doesn't do it for me as a macro, i have a new, more retarded suggestion
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
no howie mandel
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or Ted Danson.
Let Boston keep him.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i counter your metal with
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Albinos ftl.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that iamge will never not be with me now
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that guy is creepy
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well then you'll love this one
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LMAO!!
I cant stop laughing!
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
personally
i hate that one but it’s been haunting me for about a month now
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The crossed eyes just get me everytime, i honestly lol.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not highly recommended viewing
Pass.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Decent use of Jeff Goldblum though.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Please name the city that you said...
….if you don’t have the city, and would like us to look up your info with an automated number, say ‘number’ now."
“Number.”
“I think you said ‘Ted Danson’. If this is correct, say ‘yes’ now.”
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ready to punch the screen
Is the idiot with the airhorn a McAfee Stadium fixture?
by Bart21 on Aug 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if he's stationary, he'll be easier to find
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn this park
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They should be up by so much more
This team is just so worthless…….
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should... have sent.... a poet....
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's no way the sox can win
with no hits with 2 outs and runners in scoring position.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Gavin you have to walk him!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They're definitely gonna score now
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eric Patterson won't be defeated.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can gavin make it through six?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I make it through six?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
isn't there a rule against that?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
time for more high life
or should i say champagne of beers?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy fucking shit.
I can’t believe I scrolled through this whole goddamned thread and didn’t see a single baseball-related post.
And this from someone who NEVER contributes anything of substance.
by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there a game on?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh right.
It is thus far, boring as hell.
:P
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you arent looking hard enough
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're probably right.
After the seventeenth picture, I started scrolling pretty fast.
by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that it's not entertaining.
Please don’t stop.
by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the 18th picture was when it really got good!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is just a group of semi-like minded individuals who stopped pretending to talk about baseball about a month ago
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seth: I’ll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that sounds about right.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good tagline for the site, Cheat.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i haven't watched a sox game since the all-star break.
it hadn’t even crossed my mind.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If larry held blog night in his basement
I would have actually considered coming for the Halo LAN party.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is more of a Starcraft bunch
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i spend the game time playing wii and dictating comments for my secretary to type in here.
i’ve been phoning it in for a long time.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Learn that from Larry, didja?
Slick.
I don’t picture you with wii though.
I picture a bluetooth earpiece and a treadmill.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is why i'm not dating right now.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deservingly so.
I’d kick you in the nuts, for sure.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those CBOT types might like that kind of thing
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Undoubtedly.
My sister worked on the floor for a couple summers. I know how things work.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how do i put this gently?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, our announcers are no better...
I’m pretty sure I heard DJ rambling about lottery tickets while Hawk pretended to snore.
I mean, what the fuck? That is Santo territory right there.
by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
85% to win nao
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oddly, I happen to be a Buccaneers fan.
So, even though I hate cats… I’m conflicted.
by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankees fired two scouts in the skimming probe
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
our scouts were the crookedest
GO SOX!
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gavin looks like a plumper GI Jane now
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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ever since Braden Dallas introduced the changeup...
…the Sox offense called it a night.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't buy that call
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
alexei is now telling himself that he will never take another pitch again.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He must think if his OBP and BA equal each other he'll get a treat
Also, is that possible?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OBP can be less than BA
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sac flies.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ should have had that one.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Juan call for that one?
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
something something jelly donut something something beef sandwich
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that's the end of him
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who is this thomas? kenny should check to see if he cleared waivers.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 15, 2008 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not enough 500+ home run hitters on this team
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
major league 4
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Waiting for Willie Mays
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good speed aboard.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thornton's pitching, back problems and all.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Notice how close Swisher was to Alexei on that pop fly
and imagine where Griff would be
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On a stretcher?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where'd he prop his rocking chair?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
country kitchen buffet?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe you mean
Old Country Buffet.
Or OCB, if you are friends and frequent the joint.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
referencing south park episode grey dawn
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha.
That’s nice.
Especially if I had caught it.
But still. OCB if you are friends and frequent the joint.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whats Floyds pinch count at?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
105
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one too many
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Juan. Or AJ.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i blame hornguy
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i blame southpaw
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahha!
Keep them paws off the children!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hilarious.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ should have taken charge of that.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckstick
He gone
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was one of three
probable outcomes
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In SSH fashion
Floyd should have been pulled after he got 1 out.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Add in a "pathetic" or "awful"
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in the first inning
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
64% to win
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Have a nice trip?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the offense feels like waking up
They can continue the trend of turning close games into laughers late.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Floyd still out there?
110 pitches now, is Dusty Baker managing?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Thornocopter is about to take off.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Unrelated, but I laughed
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thornton's a trooper
Inches away from the DL, now in the ballgame.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he plays the gayme rite
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hes just a baseball player.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scrubs = lame
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yay
knocked his dick in the dirt he did.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Punched him the dick you mean
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now i have to listen to that.
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A brief sample
Yo look at that chump
See the way that he struts
Don’t kick him in the rump
Go nuts on his nuts
Just pop a squat
Start lettin’ off the shots
Like knock knock knock
Just coldcocked his cock
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The champagne of malt liquors
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the verse
about punching Jesus, Mary, and God in their collective dicks
by 3E8 on Aug 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones that go straight for the penis
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God, that is my single favorite track of all time.
Regards
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That saved us clicking on the last thread!
whew!
thanks cip.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was jonesin' for it.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Such a hassle going into old gamethreads now.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not even a game thread. I re-posted it earlier.
But still.
Even previous posts seem to be a hassle now that the game threads are so hard to find.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bitch bitch bitch
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you rang?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
somebody's figuring out women via the internets.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't find anything on sss anymore, so i don't bother to read comments or posts or anything but my own stuff.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
any chance you can make an app that let's us put whatever words we want there?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont know how to do that
found that in the ‘punch em in the dick’ forum
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy Heat!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at least juanny made him throw three pitches
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uribe apparently done with carrying the team
Wants ho-hos.
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Its lacking.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beautiful swing on 2-0 aj
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a new favorite site on the internets
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This game has all the makings
of an Oakland heartbreaker.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
will we see 'oh do tell' this evening?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How's the atmosphere in Oakland?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Accepting.
And legal.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nitrogen 78.0842%
Oxygen 20.9463%
Argon 0.93422%
Carbon dioxide 0.0384%
Water vapor about 1%
Other 0.002%
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks familiar.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PERFECT FOR APES!!!!
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you finally did it!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's so ugly
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
George Taylor: Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we’d made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, what's the smug level?
anything blowing over from across the bay?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(smells own fart)
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mercy
that’s gone a lot of other places.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank God no Jr. out there.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that too
although i’m of the opinion that brian anderson would have caught that as well.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well with BA we dont need anyone else in the OF.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Detroit has dropped to 10 back.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They got Freddy though
he will lead them to post season success
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
every now and then
i find myself checking the other teams in the central’s SBN pages and looking at their gamethreads.
98 posts for TwinkieTown tonight. I don’t know whether to be proud of our eventual like 700 or ashamed.
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well if you cut out every post that had nothing to do with basebal
We’d have 10 comments.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but that's our heart
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our soul.
Our…our…..
essence.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't take those 690 comments away from us!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
then cut out posts complaining about baseball
we have zero
by 3E8 on Aug 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
baseball isnt about baseball at all
its about having fun
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it's not
Baseball is about tradition, or stats, but they are mutually exclusive dontcha know.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, all i know is a walk is as good as a hit
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck it! We talk about real baseball all damn day!
And when I say “we,” I mean Larry and a select few others, whilst the rest of us interrupt with lardy.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mark cuban?
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Dallas Mavericks muscle tee
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
God bless you, Matthew J. Thornton
Had a hard time getting out of bed this morning after his back locked up, and he ends up retiring all four guys he faced.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hermanson 2.0?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not-as-easy-as-we-thought heat?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't he have back replacement surgery in the offseason?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doctor said he needed a backiotomy
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've been saying that a lot lately.
and i haven’t seen half baked since i was like 17.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh crap it's Blevins
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q-cumber
bomb!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q-Bomb or F-Bomb?
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q BOMBBBBBYARGGHGHGHGH
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q!bomb I hope!
We’ve all got our pants down, and nothing to do with it.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thatll do nicely.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q!Bomb
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
QZILLA
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i seen that image so often in my life.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmm.
It’s my favorite.
I look at 9 of it, at least 40 hours each week. People pass by and ask me who that handsome devil is. I respond simply, “Q.” Google it, bitches.
And my signature references its original posting.
So yeah.
I loves it too.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Simply breathtaking.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Q!
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He is so fucking good.
ILUCQ
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A throwback
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that pic makes me proud
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As it should
Q!nicorn is still my favorite.
I laughed so freaking hard when Q!nicorn was first posted.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a baseball player
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hawk sayeth
“he absolutely kowtowed that one”
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I kowtowed in my pants
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whew
and i’m spent
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swish:John the Babtist::Quentin:Jesus
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll assume you are drunk for destroying Baptist
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a single letter throws the switch from sober to drunk for you?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The distance from b to p is huge
Plus, I like being an asshole.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's the latter that's leading the way.
BOOSH
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toby Hall is the Virgin Mary
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luke 22:16
“And as Jesus spoke unto the masses, Mary delivered a shaving cream disc into the face of the Savior.”
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't you hate when you nail one right when a new thread drops?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that sucks
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this concept of giving the bullpen breathing room in late innings
Neat!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dj's words of wisdom on manram
“sometimes a guy needs a change of pace.”
mercy
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paulie does good
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he recently confirmed me as a friend on facebook
by Crede's Crew on Aug 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i had that part of my brain excised by a genius mouse
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
q! is on fire!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
did dj really just compare boone to q?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Helluva throw
But terrible slide.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he slowed up coming around 2nd, too. he picks up the 3rd base coach and he scores there.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell of a job
coxie
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG!!!
So fucking close!
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we're really good at that it seems like
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cox makes some weird as calls out there
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fwiw: according to black jack mcdowell, he teaches his players to be aggressive, and he learned said aggressiveness from ozzie
he made this point in the first inning.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh
that was ok i guess. cox aint used to having someone with speed running and he get excited
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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup, heartbreaker.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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