Game #122: Gamethread #2
by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 10:00 PM CDT
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Why not Juan's bat?
The bat Alexei Ramirez used to hit the White Sox’s third consecutive home run Thursday was requested and will be sent to the National Baseball Hall of Fame.
The four consecutive home runs tied a major-league record.
Jim Thome and Paul Konerko homered before Ramirez. Juan Uribe’s bat was responsible for No. 4.
Coffee is for closers.
Stock answer No. 1: He ate it
Stock answer No. 2: Colin’s drumstick picture.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
All right I'm back from my 2 week vacation...did I miss anything?
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
SSH wasn't particularly happy.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
In breaking news...
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Last night we had a pissing match between two internet sensations
SoB and KenWo went at it… Logic, unsurprisingly, was absent at the festivities.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
I'll have to be sure to look that one up....
Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.
Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.
by hitlesswonder on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Armor for all.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
"Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others."
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
That poster promised Craig T. Nelson and didn't deliver.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Its not delivery.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
obviously....
WHY NOT?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait.....who's Vanity?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
if memory serves, she was discovered by Prince
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"If memory serves" ???
Okay, Master of Kitchen Arena
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
this is the man.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes. GT #3 for Weathers, plzkthxbai.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, how about you post pictures of your kitchenette in this one?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would if I had one.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
awesome.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah. And believe you me...
I fucking would.
If I had one.
Instead, I’ll post a pic of this dino I found, and then killed with fire. He was fun to watch melt.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
my favorite thing about you is small doses.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
This is definitely a requited relationship then.
I’m so happy we could meet.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
this is my doorman.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
He's handsome.
You must have troubles getting the ladies past that cock-block.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
to quote gwyneth paltrow in ironman
he also occasionally takes out the trash.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
the throne is made from cheese
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Fivel's dream come true
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I at least try to keep the pictures small
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
How about you fuck yourself.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
what is "the most appropriate retort to Ozzie's bitchiness" ?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Yes.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha.
The one and only answer.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't have time for your bitchassness
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
wilford brimley?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Speaking of casts...
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
haha, rec'd just because
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
For the first time, for the last time
at long last
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Very good Cheat.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I like a good rebus
is it Giant’s fan Partlycloudyrain?
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
i prefer master shake.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
My naaaame iiiiis
Shake zula
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
although the mooninites are pound for pound the best on that show.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Gavin likes getting the count full to leadoff men, and then letting them reach.
Weird fetish.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
Tities.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
titties can't spell. titties are illiterate.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
By Video Business
Clearly an impartial source. The Consumer Reports of the VHS business.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Highly Recommend Viewing
What was wrong with people in the 80s?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
What was right is a better question.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
i believe that was the only one
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i like to imagine Carl Weathers keeps track of how much he is searched on google
and now loves the Sox because of us
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
steve perry: 2005 :: carl weathers : 2008
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
we should prolly start sending him some letters then
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Dear Carl Weathers...
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
OMFG.
That is hilarious. I did not know you could do that.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
And people say we can't work towards a common goal!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
This is democracy here, bitches!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Rocky Balboa got him a huge boost
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
had to hurt his self-esteem the whole year of 2005 though
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
I want to post in Gamethread #20
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
What's the question?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
it's the damn horn blowers
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Oh I thought it was the Aflac trivia question
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
what's with the center fielder playing center field?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Quuuuuuuuaaaaaavk!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Flying V?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Quarter of an inch.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Please no.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Oops, Gavin did it again.
He played with your heart. Made you score few runs in this game.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Gavin has some OCD with his baserunners today
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
thou shalt count to one
no more no less
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i missed this so much actually being there yesterday
i felt strange explaining how i watch the games at home to my friend from high school
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
You mean pants down and awaiting Q! replays?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't that how we all watch the games?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah but we dont talk about it.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry for not being ashamed of our collective hobby
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Shout it to the mountain-tops!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
or from them even!
Just get to mountains and start shouting!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, “I love my best friend, Evan.”
Evan: Let’s… go on my roof.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
clearly
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
The Q awaits his destiny
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Don't ruin it!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
so he's gonna bail on us and go to mars?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
sorry to anyone that just ruined it for
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Im on the 4th book from the paperback
its sooo good.
Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse
but with rocket boots
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
why is it so hard to find pictures of the xtacles
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
because you aren't good at massaging the nets
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Makin' mom jeans cool.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
cover that fupa with denim, god damn it!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
weathers doesn't do it for me as a macro, i have a new, more retarded suggestion
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
or Ted Danson.
Let Boston keep him.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Albinos ftl.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
that iamge will never not be with me now
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
well then you'll love this one
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LMAO!!
I cant stop laughing!
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
personally
i hate that one but it’s been haunting me for about a month now
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
The crossed eyes just get me everytime, i honestly lol.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not highly recommended viewing
Pass.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Decent use of Jeff Goldblum though.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
"Please name the city that you said...
….if you don’t have the city, and would like us to look up your info with an automated number, say ‘number’ now."
“Number.”
“I think you said ‘Ted Danson’. If this is correct, say ‘yes’ now.”
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
ready to punch the screen
Is the idiot with the airhorn a McAfee Stadium fixture?
if he's stationary, he'll be easier to find
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
They should be up by so much more
This team is just so worthless…….
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
should... have sent.... a poet....
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
there's no way the sox can win
with no hits with 2 outs and runners in scoring position.
brian anderson would've caught that...
No Gavin you have to walk him!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
isn't there a rule against that?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Holy fucking shit.
I can’t believe I scrolled through this whole goddamned thread and didn’t see a single baseball-related post.
And this from someone who NEVER contributes anything of substance.
Is there a game on?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh right.
It is thus far, boring as hell.
:P
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You're probably right.
After the seventeenth picture, I started scrolling pretty fast.
by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Not that it's not entertaining.
Please don’t stop.
by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
But the 18th picture was when it really got good!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
this is just a group of semi-like minded individuals who stopped pretending to talk about baseball about a month ago
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Seth: I’ll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah that sounds about right.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Good tagline for the site, Cheat.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
i haven't watched a sox game since the all-star break.
it hadn’t even crossed my mind.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
If larry held blog night in his basement
I would have actually considered coming for the Halo LAN party.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
i spend the game time playing wii and dictating comments for my secretary to type in here.
i’ve been phoning it in for a long time.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Learn that from Larry, didja?
Slick.
I don’t picture you with wii though.
I picture a bluetooth earpiece and a treadmill.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
this is why i'm not dating right now.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Deservingly so.
I’d kick you in the nuts, for sure.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Undoubtedly.
My sister worked on the floor for a couple summers. I know how things work.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
how do i put this gently?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course, our announcers are no better...
I’m pretty sure I heard DJ rambling about lottery tickets while Hawk pretended to snore.
I mean, what the fuck? That is Santo territory right there.
by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Oddly, I happen to be a Buccaneers fan.
So, even though I hate cats… I’m conflicted.
by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
our scouts were the crookedest
GO SOX!
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Gavin looks like a plumper GI Jane now
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Ever since Braden Dallas introduced the changeup...
…the Sox offense called it a night.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
I don't buy that call
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
alexei is now telling himself that he will never take another pitch again.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
He must think if his OBP and BA equal each other he'll get a treat
Also, is that possible?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
OBP can be less than BA
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Sac flies.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ should have had that one.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply actions
something something jelly donut something something beef sandwich
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Well that's the end of him
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
who is this thomas? kenny should check to see if he cleared waivers.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 15, 2008 10:44 PM CDT reply actions
Waiting for Willie Mays
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Notice how close Swisher was to Alexei on that pop fly
and imagine where Griff would be
Coffee is for closers.
On a stretcher?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
where'd he prop his rocking chair?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I believe you mean
Old Country Buffet.
Or OCB, if you are friends and frequent the joint.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
referencing south park episode grey dawn
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
haha.
That’s nice.
Especially if I had caught it.
But still. OCB if you are friends and frequent the joint.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Whats Floyds pinch count at?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions
105
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions
hahahahha!
Keep them paws off the children!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
hilarious.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ should have taken charge of that.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuckstick
He gone
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
In SSH fashion
Floyd should have been pulled after he got 1 out.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Have a nice trip?
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
If the offense feels like waking up
They can continue the trend of turning close games into laughers late.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Why is Floyd still out there?
110 pitches now, is Dusty Baker managing?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
The Thornocopter is about to take off.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
Unrelated, but I laughed
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Hes just a baseball player.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Punched him the dick you mean
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
A brief sample
Yo look at that chump
See the way that he struts
Don’t kick him in the rump
Go nuts on his nuts
Just pop a squat
Start lettin’ off the shots
Like knock knock knock
Just coldcocked his cock
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
The champagne of malt liquors
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones that go straight for the penis
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
God, that is my single favorite track of all time.
Regards
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics
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That saved us clicking on the last thread!
whew!
thanks cip.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I was jonesin' for it.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Such a hassle going into old gamethreads now.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not even a game thread. I re-posted it earlier.
But still.
Even previous posts seem to be a hassle now that the game threads are so hard to find.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
you rang?
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
somebody's figuring out women via the internets.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
i can't find anything on sss anymore, so i don't bother to read comments or posts or anything but my own stuff.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
any chance you can make an app that let's us put whatever words we want there?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i dont know how to do that
found that in the ‘punch em in the dick’ forum
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Easy Heat!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
Its lacking.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a new favorite site on the internets
Coffee is for closers.
by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
will we see 'oh do tell' this evening?
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions
How's the atmosphere in Oakland?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Accepting.
And legal.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Nitrogen 78.0842%
Oxygen 20.9463%
Argon 0.93422%
Carbon dioxide 0.0384%
Water vapor about 1%
Other 0.002%
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looks familiar.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
you finally did it!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
George Taylor: Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we’d made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
wait, what's the smug level?
anything blowing over from across the bay?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank God no Jr. out there.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions
that too
although i’m of the opinion that brian anderson would have caught that as well.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Well with BA we dont need anyone else in the OF.
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
They got Freddy though
he will lead them to post season success
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every now and then
i find myself checking the other teams in the central’s SBN pages and looking at their gamethreads.
98 posts for TwinkieTown tonight. I don’t know whether to be proud of our eventual like 700 or ashamed.
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
Well if you cut out every post that had nothing to do with basebal
We’d have 10 comments.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Our soul.
Our…our…..
essence.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't take those 690 comments away from us!
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
baseball isnt about baseball at all
its about having fun
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No it's not
Baseball is about tradition, or stats, but they are mutually exclusive dontcha know.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
well, all i know is a walk is as good as a hit
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Fuck it! We talk about real baseball all damn day!
And when I say “we,” I mean Larry and a select few others, whilst the rest of us interrupt with lardy.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
No Dallas Mavericks muscle tee
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions
God bless you, Matthew J. Thornton
Had a hard time getting out of bed this morning after his back locked up, and he ends up retiring all four guys he faced.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
not-as-easy-as-we-thought heat?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
doctor said he needed a backiotomy
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i've been saying that a lot lately.
and i haven’t seen half baked since i was like 17.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh crap it's Blevins
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Q BOMBBBBBYARGGHGHGHGH
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Q!bomb I hope!
We’ve all got our pants down, and nothing to do with it.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Thatll do nicely.
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
i seen that image so often in my life.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmmm.
It’s my favorite.
I look at 9 of it, at least 40 hours each week. People pass by and ask me who that handsome devil is. I respond simply, “Q.” Google it, bitches.
And my signature references its original posting.
So yeah.
I loves it too.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Simply breathtaking.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Q!
"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen
by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions
He is so fucking good.
ILUCQ
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
A throwback
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
As it should
Q!nicorn is still my favorite.
I laughed so freaking hard when Q!nicorn was first posted.
"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM
by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a baseball player
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
whew
and i’m spent
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Swish:John the Babtist::Quentin:Jesus
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I'll assume you are drunk for destroying Baptist
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
a single letter throws the switch from sober to drunk for you?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
The distance from b to p is huge
Plus, I like being an asshole.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's the latter that's leading the way.
BOOSH
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Luke 22:16
“And as Jesus spoke unto the masses, Mary delivered a shaving cream disc into the face of the Savior.”
I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
don't you hate when you nail one right when a new thread drops?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I like this concept of giving the bullpen breathing room in late innings
Neat!
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dj's words of wisdom on manram
“sometimes a guy needs a change of pace.”
mercy
brian anderson would've caught that...
Paulie does good
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
he recently confirmed me as a friend on facebook
by Crede's Crew on Aug 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
i had that part of my brain excised by a genius mouse
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
q! is on fire!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
did dj really just compare boone to q?
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
he slowed up coming around 2nd, too. he picks up the 3rd base coach and he scores there.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG!!!
So fucking close!
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by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions
we're really good at that it seems like
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Cox makes some weird as calls out there
"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan
fwiw: according to black jack mcdowell, he teaches his players to be aggressive, and he learned said aggressiveness from ozzie
he made this point in the first inning.
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Aug 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
eh
that was ok i guess. cox aint used to having someone with speed running and he get excited
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