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Game #122: Gamethread #2

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Headed to the 4th, Sox up 3.

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Why not Juan's bat?
The bat Alexei Ramirez used to hit the White Sox’s third consecutive home run Thursday was requested and will be sent to the National Baseball Hall of Fame.

The four consecutive home runs tied a major-league record.

Jim Thome and Paul Konerko homered before Ramirez. Juan Uribe’s bat was responsible for No. 4.

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure they asked.

Uribe say no. Bat good.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All right I'm back from my 2 week vacation...did I miss anything?

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Aug 15, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In breaking news...

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last night we had a pissing match between two internet sensations

SoB and KenWo went at it… Logic, unsurprisingly, was absent at the festivities.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll have to be sure to look that one up....

Announcer: [A fan] from Frederick, Maryland, wants to know why you don't go out and get some more team speed.

Weaver: Team speed, for Chrissake, you get BLEEP god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big BLEEP who can hit the BLEEP ball out of the BLEEP ballpark and you can't make any god damn mistakes.

by hitlesswonder on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Armor for all.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

too soon?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its not delivery.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

precisely

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man what a cast!

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jeez...just look at him!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

obviously....

WHY NOT?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait.....who's Vanity?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if memory serves, she was discovered by Prince

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"If memory serves" ???

Okay, Master of Kitchen Arena

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is the man.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. GT #3 for Weathers, plzkthxbai.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, how about you post pictures of your kitchenette in this one?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would if I had one.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. And believe you me...

I fucking would.

If I had one.

Instead, I’ll post a pic of this dino I found, and then killed with fire. He was fun to watch melt.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my favorite thing about you is small doses.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is definitely a requited relationship then.

I’m so happy we could meet.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is my doorman.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's handsome.

You must have troubles getting the ladies past that cock-block.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

to quote gwyneth paltrow in ironman

he also occasionally takes out the trash.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fivel's dream come true

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I at least try to keep the pictures small

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How about you fuck yourself.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is "the most appropriate retort to Ozzie's bitchiness" ?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha.

The one and only answer.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have time for your bitchassness

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wilford brimley?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, rec'd just because

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the first time, for the last time

at long last

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

‘with soundtrack by Ray Parker Jr’

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs



AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Aug 15, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Very good Cheat.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like a good rebus

is it Giant’s fan Partlycloudyrain?

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i prefer master shake.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My naaaame iiiiis

Shake zula

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

although the mooninites are pound for pound the best on that show.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Eyes on the prize

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tities.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

titties can't spell. titties are illiterate.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

By Video Business

Clearly an impartial source. The Consumer Reports of the VHS business.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Highly Recommend Viewing

What was wrong with people in the 80s?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was right is a better question.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what was the second mistake?

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe that was the only one

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i like to imagine Carl Weathers keeps track of how much he is searched on google

and now loves the Sox because of us

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

steve perry: 2005 :: carl weathers : 2008

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should prolly start sending him some letters then

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Carl Weathers...

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

consider it done

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's awesome

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMFG.

That is hilarious. I did not know you could do that.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a winnar is u

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And people say we can't work towards a common goal!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is democracy here, bitches!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rocky Balboa got him a huge boost

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

had to hurt his self-esteem the whole year of 2005 though

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cliché

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to post in Gamethread #20

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AFLAC!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's the question?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's the damn horn blowers

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I thought it was the Aflac trivia question

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i got nothing.

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's with the center fielder playing center field?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we don't need that.

HALL OF FAMER!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quuuuuuuuaaaaaavk!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Flying V?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please no.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops, Gavin did it again.

He played with your heart. Made you score few runs in this game.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gavin has some OCD with his baserunners today

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thou shalt count to one

no more no less

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i missed this so much actually being there yesterday

i felt strange explaining how i watch the games at home to my friend from high school

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean pants down and awaiting Q! replays?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't that how we all watch the games?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but we dont talk about it.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry for not being ashamed of our collective hobby

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shout it to the mountain-tops!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or from them even!

Just get to mountains and start shouting!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, “I love my best friend, Evan.”
Evan: Let’s… go on my roof.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

indeed

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

clearly

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Q awaits his destiny

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by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he wanted no part of Q!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q = Dr Manhattan

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't ruin it!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so he's gonna bail on us and go to mars?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry to anyone that just ruined it for

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im on the 4th book from the paperback

its sooo good.

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but with rocket boots

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why is it so hard to find pictures of the xtacles

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because you aren't good at massaging the nets

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cover that fupa with denim, god damn it!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

no howie mandel

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or Ted Danson.

Let Boston keep him.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i counter your metal with

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Albinos ftl.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that iamge will never not be with me now

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

image*

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that guy is creepy

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well then you'll love this one

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by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

LMAO!!

I cant stop laughing!

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

personally

i hate that one but it’s been haunting me for about a month now

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The crossed eyes just get me everytime, i honestly lol.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Decent use of Jeff Goldblum though.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Please name the city that you said...

….if you don’t have the city, and would like us to look up your info with an automated number, say ‘number’ now."

“Number.”

“I think you said ‘Ted Danson’. If this is correct, say ‘yes’ now.”

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ready to punch the screen

Is the idiot with the airhorn a McAfee Stadium fixture?

by Bart21 on Aug 15, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if he's stationary, he'll be easier to find

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn this park

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They should be up by so much more

This team is just so worthless…….

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

should... have sent.... a poet....

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's no way the sox can win

with no hits with 2 outs and runners in scoring position.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Gavin you have to walk him!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

can gavin make it through six?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

isn't there a rule against that?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

time for more high life

or should i say champagne of beers?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy fucking shit.

I can’t believe I scrolled through this whole goddamned thread and didn’t see a single baseball-related post.

And this from someone who NEVER contributes anything of substance.

by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there a game on?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh right.

It is thus far, boring as hell.
:P

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you arent looking hard enough

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fact

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're probably right.

After the seventeenth picture, I started scrolling pretty fast.

by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But the 18th picture was when it really got good!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seth: I’ll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that sounds about right.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i haven't watched a sox game since the all-star break.

it hadn’t even crossed my mind.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If larry held blog night in his basement

I would have actually considered coming for the Halo LAN party.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is more of a Starcraft bunch

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i spend the game time playing wii and dictating comments for my secretary to type in here.

i’ve been phoning it in for a long time.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Learn that from Larry, didja?

Slick.

I don’t picture you with wii though.

I picture a bluetooth earpiece and a treadmill.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is why i'm not dating right now.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Deservingly so.

I’d kick you in the nuts, for sure.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Undoubtedly.

My sister worked on the floor for a couple summers. I know how things work.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how do i put this gently?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course, our announcers are no better...

I’m pretty sure I heard DJ rambling about lottery tickets while Hawk pretended to snore.

I mean, what the fuck? That is Santo territory right there.

by ReservoirDog on Aug 15, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

85% to win nao

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

our scouts were the crookedest

GO SOX!

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gavin looks like a plumper GI Jane now

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ever since Braden Dallas introduced the changeup...

…the Sox offense called it a night.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't buy that call

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

alexei is now telling himself that he will never take another pitch again.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He must think if his OBP and BA equal each other he'll get a treat

Also, is that possible?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OBP can be less than BA

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ should have had that one.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that's the end of him

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

major league 4

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Waiting for Willie Mays

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Notice how close Swisher was to Alexei on that pop fly

and imagine where Griff would be

Coffee is for closers.

by vince_ on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

On a stretcher?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where'd he prop his rocking chair?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

country kitchen buffet?

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe you mean

Old Country Buffet.

Or OCB, if you are friends and frequent the joint.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

referencing south park episode grey dawn

"as much as i hate dj i don't want him to get molested"- BuehrleMan

by U-God on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha.

That’s nice.

Especially if I had caught it.

But still. OCB if you are friends and frequent the joint.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whats Floyds pinch count at?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

105

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

one too many

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i blame hornguy

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i blame southpaw

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahha!

Keep them paws off the children!

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hilarious.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ should have taken charge of that.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuckstick

He gone

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was one of three

probable outcomes

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In SSH fashion

Floyd should have been pulled after he got 1 out.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

in the first inning

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

64% to win

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Have a nice trip?

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the offense feels like waking up

They can continue the trend of turning close games into laughers late.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is Floyd still out there?

110 pitches now, is Dusty Baker managing?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Thornocopter is about to take off.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Unrelated, but I laughed

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thornton's a trooper

Inches away from the DL, now in the ballgame.

I CAN'T STAND IT.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Aug 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he plays the gayme rite

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you no it

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hes just a baseball player.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scrubs = lame

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yay

knocked his dick in the dirt he did.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Punched him the dick you mean

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

now i have to listen to that.

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A brief sample

Yo look at that chump
See the way that he struts
Don’t kick him in the rump
Go nuts on his nuts
Just pop a squat
Start lettin’ off the shots
Like knock knock knock
Just coldcocked his cock

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the verse

about punching Jesus, Mary, and God in their collective dicks

by 3E8 on Aug 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones that go straight for the penis

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

God, that is my single favorite track of all time.

Regards

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That saved us clicking on the last thread!

whew!

thanks cip.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was jonesin' for it.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such a hassle going into old gamethreads now.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not even a game thread. I re-posted it earlier.

But still.

Even previous posts seem to be a hassle now that the game threads are so hard to find.

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bitch bitch bitch

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you rang?

"just realized the superman uni is barely visible but slightly protruding out of his jersey. and i began to slightly protrude out of my pants." - MM

by homesickalien on Aug 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

somebody's figuring out women via the internets.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't find anything on sss anymore, so i don't bother to read comments or posts or anything but my own stuff.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Aug 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Property of: PAUL KONERKO Track and Field Academy & Steakhouse

by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

any chance you can make an app that let's us put whatever words we want there?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Aug 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont know how to do that

found that in the ‘punch em in the dick’ forum

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by thecip on Aug 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Easy Heat!

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Its lacking.

"You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager, Glen

by omnipotent grab on Aug 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

beautiful swing on 2-0 aj

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Aug 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How's the atmosphere in Oakland?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Aug 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT